Bloomington Telephone, Volume 7, Number 37, Bloomington, Monroe County, 26 January 1884 — Page 3

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maixsHelftM fade

IS IN

sirump'i up

Hon tottoSe

Hop tcttes and horn' todes

kinds, cos the hop todes they hops, bat he horn chap he lies on a rock in the warm and shets his eys up reel alo an SQllenvmnch as to say, yin eg the stnmktljny b4jly isgMd PPhP athl4ft rtrjbt for 4eAKlUi ui agoin for to be a shoW" But Billy he can torn a hanspring, and once there was axnan wich cude,wock on a xppe. Jack Brily, wich is the wicked sail (swears and evry thing), he says one time he was a ship rweck on the coast of Madgigasker an the ony frate saved was a hem tode. So Jack, be said to

got to do something ior a uvxn or eis

we have got to eat the second mate,

wieh shall it be?"

Then the second zriaie

and said, "A industrous caracter is the king of gettin rich." tsSoJaekhe sed a other time, "Very wel, then, we wont idol a way our time a dining off of one a other butf.wil pitch in for to era our bred by the swet of our bwraghs. We will make this horn tode a show and charge the natif

niggers ten cents for to see him.

a crrct$ femt ont

h(Tpaied

wirras tais way : 11 ?

THE WOKDERPLEST SHOW WICH

THE WORLD! Only 10 Cent for to Get In. ' . ' ! I ! THE LIVIN CACTUS ! ! ! This a Btonishin Freak of Nature and Vestdge of Creation was sriv to Queen Victoria by the King- of Arizony, but got a way an come home in S ships, ' Brother to the Fossle JKhinottyf curious, and Firs Cusin to the Prebistorric Pug-wummely, Scientiffiele name i Jamboree Jewhilikim. : Wock Up! Wock UpT The Only Beptile in the World which has

got Horns ! ! I Wen they had got ready for to begin Jack he stride in the

to take the money, an prettjf

big naked natif nigger he

and read the sine, cos he

leached by a mitionary preecher for to read, and then he wocked a way lookin mity wise, and Jack he sed, "I bet that feller is the king, an I guess he has red some tiling to-day wich wil teech him that kings dont know it ..all by adam-

Tiiere ra m customers tonne -sno

that day, but nex morning wen it was time for to begin thar was a string, of natif niggers a mile lo'tig a watin to get' in, and evry .nigger had a bag, threw over hia shoHer, ran: thjet feller wich had been there the day befire, Ihe was to the hed of the procession, an4 he. spoke up and sed, "There aint ten cents in this howle country, but we want to

see yores shp mity bad, sa we tot jnebbyl into, the,bqys asked?

yon wudetase it out m.. trader atKf we have brot yon the only thing which the Island produces. " Then the line it moored up and every natif nigger he empted ont a bagfle of horn todies jest fike the 'ne frich, waa, iheciiio. Thefe yas3& never any sjefch a stonish fellers like Jack an them sailWen Jack tole me a bout it I ast him wot thay done, and he said Jack did, "Well, ; Johnny, we dassent keepeii' oat of Hhesha, and dasseatflefceT. in, and we was too brave for to run. So we just flew. Johnny, in the S. F. Wasp. ' ' Dog Stories. New York Morning tKai:res', said the dogist, with, an air of conviction, "them dog stories is mostly true; people as laughs at 'em is showing their ignorance, that's all. ' Til tell you about a half clever dog I knowed in Chicago. Yon know there they has bridges what swings -across ;,the' river. Now this dog had. been accustomed to go from the owner's hqnse "to the' store every morning at 10 o'clook, allowing himself a quarter of an hour to do the journey of two miles. One morning he was a little late an' got t' the bridge just as it was agoing to turn. There wasn't time enough to get over to the other side, an' the dog thought the bridge turned quite around ; so not- being eddicated he got 'fooled. You know?, said the fancier in explanation, "the bridge only half turns, so that the ends point one time east and another wesf "Well, hpw did that fool the dog?" "Why, you see, the dog . thought he would save some time, so he ran and 'sat down on the end pointing east, the way he wanted to go, and when the bridge turned ho was poo. the west side of the river agaiifc"..-ci'4jw.t "What did he do then'?" - "He was so amazed hfe did not know what to do, so he ran back home and started afresh." ' "Did he land all right that time. ?" "O ! yes, but when he got to the store he looked up at the clock, and finding himself half an hour late; sneaked under his master's desk, and to punish himself didn't eat nothing all day, besides being so hurt that he couldn't wag his tail for shame." "WeB, now' complete your illustrations by something about an educated dog." "That's easy and recent. There's a man on Sixth avenue whose dog. has gone for his paper every morning' for years. The man always gave. the. dog 3-oent piece to buy the paper, not going to' church having no other use for 'em. When the price came down to 2 cents, danged if the dog didn't threaten to tear the news-vender to pieces until he passed over the penny change." "What did he do with the pennies give them to his master?" n ... ..... "Not much; he keeps 'em in a corner, and is going to buy a new silverrplated collar with fern at Christmas. "Dogs has lots ' sympathy, too. Why, I know a dog as 'ud, after hearing his master swear about .taxes, eat up every tax-notice that come into the house." A Tern Del Fuego rTafer-Seape. While seated at their midday meal, they have before their eyes a moving world of nature, such as may be found only in her wildest sotitudt'S. Ml around 'the kelp-bed - porpoises are plowing tbe water, now andthehjbounding up out ef it; while-seals and seaotters show their humanlike heads, swimming among the weeds. . Birds hover above, in 'such numbers, as to darken the hir; at intervals individual birds dart down and go under with a plunge that sends the spray aloft in showers, white as a snow-drift. Others

do their fishing seated on the water;

ior were are many uiuerem junas oi water-fowl here represented: gulls, shags, cormorants, gannets, noddies and petrels, with several species of anativse, among them the beautiful , blak-ikean Oor Tr Wtp all roa-VrdeKaJnfcr of the water. Some of those wheeling in the air above are eagles, hawks and vultures the last, the Chilian, jota. Even the gigantic condor often. extends its flight to the Land of Fire, whose mountains are but a continuation of the great Andean chain. From "The Land of Fire," by CaptJ&'Mayne .J&iilftfn

HI. An -Energetic. Officer, t Gen. Warren was the officer in comP our, toyat this time. He was' rather Mrrct m ms way3; the boys at first thought more so than necessary. When we came into the town it had been hastily deserted by many of its inhabitants. They supposed that their fbrmer activity in behalf of the Confederacy would subject them to arrest and punishment. Stores were abandoned with goods in them. Some of the boys

j would, insist, upon . looking them

enatneggraers agajnst ihMx doing

so. Une evenmg, as lie was walking along the street, he found some of the lawless soldiers who had found a way through a back window into one of the deserted stores, , and were taking a look at the tobacco and other like goods. Instead of having them arrested Gen. Warren dismissed them in his own prompt and energetic way. One of them was the eccentric Weed, of Company A. He was always sure to be

ht, if any one was. Weed soon re-

tnxs3B to out company quarters. He

en suddenly converted. Gen.

Wsjoten was now ins ideal of a thofough soldier. He rushed into thefUpDmpany quarters wild with enthusiasm "I tell you, boys," he exclaimed; "Gen. Warren is just one of the staving best officers we ever had ! He means business! He is the kind of officer we want!" Such unexpected commendation for Gen. Warren brought all the boys around him, asking for exIgo&ff . Sfled MtepfeMef jr? just nowawntire General catch some of the boys who had broke into a store and Were .stealing . the tobacco and sugar. He' did not fool about it a bit. He caugh one fellow and kicked him livelyf-kckedlm, leariinto; the middle of the street. I toll you, boys, he .is a splendid officer ! He is a staving fellow f He is the boss!" As soon as

this eloquent praise could be broken into, tietbqvs asked: "Weed, whp was it thai got the kickink? - With increased enthusiasm Weed answered: "Oh, I. toH yon, boys, Gen. "VJarrenis a staving fellow a good officer chock full of energy! I got the kicking."

Ana, jjp was up. vy teu in uis aws.-

ward way naatamDiea in alter some

of the other soldiers; they had skipped lively out f- sight,, and Weed,, the most innocent, one of the crowd, was left to be 'caught and booted into the middle of the street by the angry and energetic Fitz Henry Warren. "Army Life," by A. 0. Marshall. ' Bacteria. Bacteria have their name from their

rod-like shape. They are vegetation so minute as to be visible, only by the aid

of powerful microscopes. They multi

ply by division,, each rod separating into two parts. Then each part speedily becomes a complete whole, but soon

divides into two parts. It will be seen what countless numbers must result. The view has been extensively adopted that these microscopic vegetations are the actual poison that produces most infectious diseases. Prof. Lionel Beale, F. E. S., knighted for his attainments in microscopy and medicine, is not prepared to accept this. We present a condensed statement of his views. The tongue is constantly covered by whole forests of bacteria. Millions pass into the stomach whenever we swallow. It is the same with all animals. Every vegetable and fruit and leaf also contains countless numbers. So does the air we breathe and the water we drink.' All disintegration and decay facilitated the growth of this minute vegetation. It is certain now that bacteria in large quantities are constantly passing into men and animals without doing harm. There is probably not a part of the body of any one of us, one-quarter of an inch in diameter, - where their germs are not present. So small are they that they pass freely into the substance of everjr organ. They exist within us, even in the .blood, without disturbing us in any way. In disease their numbers are vastly increased. It is still an open question whether infectious diseases originate from some special kind of death-carrying bacteria; or from practices wholly independent of all such organisms. Though some evidence has been adduced in favor of the first hypothesis, many new facts must be discovered before the problem is solved. Floral World. I A Sanguinary Pirate, "I recently heard that the engagement between you and Miss Pinfeather was broken off," observed an Austin society swell to a compatriot in the same line of business. "Aw, ya-as," replied the party addressed; "we meet as strangers now, and never speak as we pass by." ' "What is the. cause of the estrangement?" "Why, don't ohew know? Her father is a pirate:" "A pirate?" "Aw, ya-as." . "Why, what are you talking about? Old Pinfeather is no pirate." "Why aw ya-as. He's a regular freebooter. That's the reason that I quit going to her house." Texas tSiftinqs. i ' ' " The Meadows of Marylanci. Springfield, Pbince Geobge's Co., place, states :. I sprained my rhjht knee, causing intense Buuerin,' and the use of crotches fbrf severtd1 weeks. I found no relief in- other remedies, and finally tried the miracle of cure, St. Jacobs Ofl.'"' a short time I could bend my knee whioh'had been as stiff as an iron rod laying aside my cratches, and was able to walk as well as ever."

f A ;HYSTE&X flF ,THK SB, f

rhe Fate Which Overtook the "Citj of : Bo(cm''-r-Capt. aforray's Idea )M 1 aid Experiences, . ' A few years ago, the City of Boston sailed from harbor, crowded with an expectant throng of passengers bound for a foreign chore. . Sheiiever enterediport. - ' ?-' The mystery tof her untimely end grows deeper as the years increase, and the Atlan tio voyager, when the nertie winds howl around and danger is imminent on every hand,' thud dors as the name and mysterious fate of that magnificent vessel are alluded to. Our reporter, on a recent visit to New York, took lunch with Capt. Geovge .Siddons Murray, on boaVd the Alaska, of'- the feuiori 11 tie. Capt. Murray is apian of stalwart build, wellknit frame, and cheery, genial disposition. He has been a constant voyagjor for a quarter of a century, over half of that, time having been rfthe trajis-Atlatitio service. In the course of the conversation over the well-spread table, the mystery of the City of Boston was alluded to. "Yes," remarked the Captain. ."I shall never forget the last night we saw that Illfated vessel. I was ohief officer of the (My of .Antitwn. On the day we aigthed the City of Boshm a furious southeast hurricane sefcin. Both vessels labored hard. The sea seemed determined: to sweep away every vestige of life. When day ended the gale did not abate, and everything was lashed for a night of unusual fury. Our good ship was turned to the south to avoid the possibility of icebergs. The City of Boston, however, undoubtedly went to the north. Her boats; life-preservers and grafts were all securely lashed; and when she went down, everything went with her, never to reappear until the sea gives up its dead." "What, in your opinion, .Captain, was: the cause of the loes of the City of BostonT' "The City of Limerick, In almost precisely the same latitude, a few days later, (found the sea full of floating ice; and I have no doubt the City of Boston collided with the,, ice, and sunk immediately!" Cant, Murray has been in command of the Afosfoi ever since gh wifs put in commission and feels justly proud of hia noble ship, - Sae carries thousands of paksangerg every year, and has greatly popularize tbe Williams Se Guion line. Remarking upon the bronzed and, healthy! appearance,; of the Captflinj the reporter said that sea life did not seem to be a very great physical trial. "No? But a person's appearance is not always a trustworthy indication of his physical condition. For seven years I have been in many respects very' much out of sorts with myself. At certain times I was so lame that it was difficult for me to move around. I could scarcely straighten up. I did not know what the trouble was, and though I performed all my duties regularly and satisf actorily, yet I felt that I might sdrae day be overtaken with some serious prostrating disorder. These troubles increased. I felt dull, and then, again,, shooting pains' through my arms and limbs. Possibly tbe next day I would feel flushed and unaccountably uneasy, and the day following chilly and despondent. 'This continued until last December, when I was prostrated soon after leaving Queenstown, arid for the remainder of the voyage was a helpless, pitiful sufferer. In January last, a friend who made that voyage with me, wrote me a letter urging me to try a new course of treatment. I gladly accepted his counsel, and for the last seven months have given thorough and busineBB-like attention to the recovery" of my natural health; and to-day, I have the proud satisfaction of saying to you that the lame back, the strange feelings, the sciatic rheumatism, which have so-long pursued me, have entirely disappeared through the blood-purifying influence of Warner's Safe Rheumatic Cure which ' entirely eradicated all rhcumatio poison from my system. Indeed, to' me, it seems that it has worked wonders, and I therefore most cordially commend it." " And you have no trouble now in exposing1 yourself to the winds of the Atlantic?" . "Not the least. I am as sound as a bullet, and I feel specially thankful over the fact because I believe rheumatic and kidney disease is in the blood of my family. I was dreadfully shocked on my last arrival in Liverpool to learn that my brother, who is a wealthy China tea merchant, had suddenly died of Bright's disease of the kidneys, and consider myself extremely fortunate in having taken my trouble in time and before any more serious effects were possible." The conversation drifted to other topics, and, as the vwriter watched the face before him, so strong in all its outlines and yet so genial, and thought of tbe innumerable exposures and hardships to which its owner had been exposed, he instinctively wished all who are suffering from the terrible rheumatic troubles now so common might know at Capt. Murray's experience and the means by which he had been reBtored. Fain :is a common- thing In this world; but far too many endure it when they might just as well avoid it. It is h false philosophy which teaches us to e ure when we can just as readily avoid. So thought the hearty Captain of the Alctka,-eo thinks the writer, and so should all others think who desire happiness and a long life. "We Are the Old Men." Two old gentlemen, over whose heads the 17-year locusts have passed repeatedjyi are walking along a public promenade which they have frequented for many and many a year. "It's rather curious," says the first, "but things seem to be changing here.

JDon't you remember how, ever so long

ago, we used to see lots of old, old men, crawling up- and down here in the sun? What's become of them all? I never meet any of them any more," "My friend," rejoins his companion, "we are the old, old men that we used to see J" The winds ' of adversity sweep over our souls, and scatter their fairest blossoms of hope. But the blossoms fall that we may bring forth much fruit. patience faith, and love. Healthful Stimulation. Diffusible stimulants, provided they be Absolutely pure, arc among the most useful medicinal agents employed by physicians. When the tone of the system ia lowering by the depi essinginflaences of disease, or there is an inherent want of vigor in the constitution, tney serve to counteract weakening tendencies, ahia cheer the mind of the desponding invalid. But when, as in the case of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, they possess tonic and alterative properties, their effects are rendered permanent, and they accomplish a trebly beneftcUl result. The Bitn ters not only relieve nervous debilitv and mental depression, by their healthful stimulative action, but infuse abidingvigor into the depleted system, and rectify those internal disturbances which are the real causes of weakness. The purity and the wholesomeness of the alooholic basis of the Bitters greatly increases the efficacy of their botanic ingredients, a fact which the completeness of their curative effects sufficiently demonstrates. When a drive of cattle get to bellowing you can't get so faraway from (hem that they will not be herd. In 1875 David Kennedyi M. D., of Rondout, one of the taest known physicians and surgeons of New York, began to put his "Favorite Remedy" on the market, and it has had a wonderful success. IJe discovered atad proved it in his practice, and knowing it was of great curative' value he "pnt it ori the market. Ho has just completed a tine fourstory building at Rondout and proposes to push his' business' to the front. He has .associated with , himself . Mr. Qeorge W. fiilioit, who for, eight years was associate and inanaging editor of the Rochester Dm ocrat and Chronicle, and who for the past three years, has been at the head of the publishing department of H?H. Wanner & Co. of: Rochester. , He ie one, of the best posted men in newspaperdom, and lias a' natural capability in the advertising and publishing line. We congratulate Dr. Kennedy on securing so excellent a coadjutor. Albany (N. Y.) Journal,

THAT-TERRIBLE TRAGEDY!' One of the Chief Causes of Sudden Insanity ' IUutra&i. '' Kingston IK. t.) Freeman. As details of the Rath bone wife ujnrdor are received they add to its horror. Col. Bathbone, the murderer, was with President Linooin when Booth shot Sim, and was himself stabbed by the assassin. The event was followed by norvous prostration, whlon produced, says Senator frarrW, of Albany, painful . dysDopsin, which, growing constantly worse in the last ten years, ilnally produced "blues" and periodical-brain disorders. He was a model husband, but dyspepsia made

, him a monster 1 ' ''

Experts tell us that the brain is tne soundest of all organs, and they credit the alarming increase of insanity to derangements of the stomach! What the stomach is the blood will Ih and4iad blood efts a very evil, effect on the brain. Dyspepsia is a dangerous disorder, and yet it IS far ' too- often neglected fWhcn it might be checked or cured. H. S. Benedict, for thirty-live years express agent up in Troy, has often related how for ai long .time his life wis an unbearable burden. He tsays he would rather 4iathan go through his old dyspeptic experiences. And John Etting, the widely known Oddfellow, of Hudson, ivr forms us that what began in sour stomach, heartburn, lumpy Bemmtions, and occasional1, constipation, resulted in couflrmad-dyspepsia,

'intense neat ' and distress in the stomach,

belching of wind, hard and bloated bowels, loss of appetite, constant constipation, sick headache, and a despondent, irritable condition of mind. These gentlemen can realize, as can thousands of others, to what violence coaltrmed dyspepsia may drive a man! Happily -for, them they escaped mental frenay by the timely use of Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, of Rondout' NY., a pure vegqtablo, non-alcoholic compound which in the past twenty years has cured in 00 per cent, of cases, it has a very large gale, and is regarded by physleians as most valuable for stomach, malarial, liver, kidney, urinary, female and blood disorders. If we would escape the full penalties of dysf .pepsia, we must arrest it before it becomes chronic and sets the blood and brain on fire. A mas may not want to buy tbedat, but when he runs it out of the pantry he becomes a purr chaser. Twenty-live Per Cent. Stronger than Any Other -Butter Color. BiiBMNOTOsr, Vt., May 3, 1882. I hereby Certify that I have examined the Butter Color prepared by Wells Richardson & Co., and that the same is free from alkali or any other substance injurious to health; that 1 have compared it with some of the best of the other Butter Colors in the market and flnd it to be more than 25 per cent, stronger in color than the best of the ethers. I am satisfied that it is not liable to become rancid, or In any way to injure the butter. I have examined it after two, mouths' free exposure to the air in a place liable to large changes of temperature, and found no trace of rancidity, while other kinds similarly exposed became rancid. A. H. Sabin. Prof. Chemistry, University of Vermont The man who was kicked out of a sea side resort-was caught by the under-toe. Marathoii Independent, Health, is Wealth. It is worth more than riches, for without it riches cannot be enjoyed. How many people are without health who might regain it by UBing Kidney-Wort. It acts upon the Liver, Bowels, and .Kidneys, cleansing and stimulating them to healthy action. It cures all disorders of these important organs, purifies the blood, and promotes the general health. Sold by all druggists. See advertisement.

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Extktsmk Tired Feemnq. A lady tells us the first bottle has done my daughter agreat deal of good, her food does not distress her now, nor does she suffer from that extreme tired feeling which she did before taking Hood's Sarsaparilla." A second bottle effect edacure. No other preparation contains such a concentration of vitalizing, enriching, purifying and invigorating properties as Hood's Sarsaparilla. Sold by druggists. 100 doses 81. Gray is to be the fashionable color, and Spicer shys he's a head of the fashion. Poston Bulletin. . WDiamond Dyes color anything any color, and never fall. Easiest and best way to economize. lOe at all druggists. Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlington, Vt. Sample card, 32 colors, and book of directions for 3-cent stamp. . The horseshoe ia a shoer sign, and the only one we know of. Boston Transcript. At the dawn of womanhood, or in the change of life, Samaritan Nervine is the ladies' frjend. The height of gluttonyto devour the wings of tim. From North Hampton, N. H., Mrs. L. B. Tarlton writes; "Samcnitan Nervine cured my son." Base-ball proverb A run in time saves the nine. ' A Remedy for Iung Diseases. Dr. Robert Newton, late President of the Eclectic college, of the city of New York, and formerly of Cincinnati, Ohio, used Dr. Wm. Hall's Balsam very extensively in his practice, as many of his patients, now lfying, and restored to health by the use of this invaluable medicine, can amply testify. He always .said that so good a remedy ought to be prescribed freely by every physician as a sovereign remedy in all eases of lung diseases. It cures consumption, and has no equal for all pectoral complaints. Indorsed by the Clergy. We take pleasure in recommending Dr. Warner's White Wine of Tar Syrup to any publio speaker that may be troubled with throat or lung disease. Rev. M. X. Booher, pastor Presbyterian church, Reading, Mich. Rev. J. T. Iddings, Albion, Mich. Rev. V. X Lookwood, Ann Arbor, Mich. Mensmak's Peptonized Beet Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New' York. Sold by druggista Chronic Catarrh. I have suffered for years from Chronic Catarrh. Six weeks ago X was induced to try Ely's Cream Balm. Relief was instantaneous, and continued use has resulted in an almost complete cure. & M. Gubene, book-keeper Steamboat Co.. Catskill, N. Y. ' The solvent properties of crude oil are so woll established that' it is unnecessary to quote examples. Carboline is made from crude oil devoid of smell, and is guaranteed to remove sourfand dandruff. Was afflicted with Catarrh and Cold in the Head. I tried many remedies without any beneficial effects. At last 1 used Ely's Cream Balm, which effectually cured me. W. H. I. Hillaud, Dentist, Bordentown, N. J. Piso'8 Remedy for Catarrh is convenient to use and carry when on a journey. "Bough on Rata" clears out Rats, Mice. l$e.. Mother Swan's Worm Syrup, tasteless. 2Gc. ! 'VRoughon Coughs" Troches, 15o; Liquid.SOo. Wkx-W May- Apple (Liver) Pillp, lOo, . 'Rough on Toothache, instant relief. I5o, it.... 1 1 ... i ,1 I, i "Buchu-p&ibft," Great Kidney and Urinary Dure. Si. "Rough on Corns," for Coraa, Waits, Bunions. lBo. w f . J. ' .... .1 i , Weiau' Health Renewer cores OytpepBi, Impotence. The "Rough on" 'tW-h Powder, elegant. 15o: "We always keep Piso's Cure for Connumption in the house."

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