Bloomington Telephone, Volume 7, Number 33, Bloomington, Monroe County, 28 December 1883 — Page 3

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OUR, JUVENILES. ZoocUneas. . "Beautiful thoughts make a beautiful soul, and a beautiful soul makes a beautiful face." Once I knew a little girl, Very plain; ra might try her hair to curl. All in vain; . On her cheek no tint of rose Paled and blushed, or sought repose: She was plain. Cut the thoughts that through her brain Came and vent, As a recompense for pain, Angelaysent; So foil many a beanttoas thmjr, In her young soul blossoming, Gave content. , Every thonzht was full of grace, Pure and true; And in time the h iaely face livelier grew; 1: With a heaTMdy radiance bright, ! From the snnl's reflected light Shining through. " 60 1 tell you, little child, Main or poor, if your thoughts are undented. You are sure Of the loveliness of irarth; And this beauty not of earth WiU endnrt " ? Mary Loceg, in SU Nicholas. &o Itemgcr.

"My dear boy," said a father to his only son; Myon are in bad company. .. The lads frith "whom yon associate indulge in bad habits. They drink, smoke, swear, play cards, and -visit theaters. .'They are not safe company for yon. I beg you to quit their society." "You needn't be afraid of me, father," m replied the boy, laughing. "I guess I know a thing, or two ; I know how far to . 3$o and when to stop." The lad left his father's house twirling his cane in his fingers and laughing At the "old man's notions." A few years later, and the lad, grown -to manhood, stood at the bar of a court, . before a jury which had just brought in a verdict of guilty against him for some crime in which he had been concerned. P Before he was sentenced he addressed the court, .and said among other things : '"My downward eourse began in disobediance to . my parents. I thought I knew as much of the world as my father -did, and I spurned his advice; but as . -soon as I turned my back on home, temptation came upon me like a drove of hyenas, and hurried me to ruin." - Mark that confession; ye boys who 't -are beginning to be wiser than your -parents! Mark it, and 'learn that diso

bedience is the first step on the road of xuin. Don't take it. jttmemite Hi V exied Hattie, who was visiting in the country lor the first time, "I saw a'whale's nest this morning F She meant a quail's nest. - A three-yeak-ow was told by bis brother, "Stop picking up that dirt," as he was playing in the street. "I woH't," was the reply of the little logician ; "dirt ami yours."' Willes boarded et a hotel with his mamma, and became very fond of a canary which belonged to one of the boarders. "Mamma," he said, one day, ean I have a bird when we go to keepin' housekeepin'?" A youngster who had several teeth extracted, was comforted by the dentist with the assurance that they would come again. With an eye to the immediate future, little Johnny inquired, "Will they come again before dinner?"" A boy lost his grip on the sizing to his toy balloon and it went out of sight. After the toy had disappeared the little philosopher walked up to his mother with the remark, "Mamma, I had got tired of that thing, so I thought I had better give it to God." Norwich Bulletin. Little Meg had a strict regard fox truth. One day she and her sister Pat tywere playing together, when Meg did something that Patty did not like, "Mamma," cried Patty, "shall Meg keep a-doin' so?" "Oh!" sobbed Meg when reproved, "she says 'keeper and I never did it but once!" Gooa Mother Woodcock. My friend the woodcock has an excellent wife and an excellent mother that ja, an excellent mother to his children. ZIb may have had an excellent mother himself; probably he did, for of all "birds the woodcock mother is the kindst and most affectionate to her little ones. But what I wish to state, though 111. confess that, like Brother Boreas, Tm a little long-winded this time, is that the offspring of my friend Woodcock actually are carried about by their mother when they are too young to escape from danger unaided. She does not carry them by her bill (no, even the cat-bird would not attempt that), but she closes her little feet upon them, and so holds them as safely as your mother holds the baby in her careful arms. In numbers o eases hunters have seen the great-eyed birds rise and fly heavily and low, seemingly holding oomething between their feet. Mr. C,

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.writers, tells me that a Western sports man recently had curiosity enough to follow such a bird, and a good chase she led him, through a hay-field, over brambles, bushes and stones, but he finally gained upon her, and saw that in her feet she carried a tiny downy woodcock, that seemed not the least alarmed by such a strange mode of traveling. The old bird carried it several hundred yards before alighting with it, and then- quickly disappeared in the tall, thick grass. -My little Mrs. Woodcock is the proudest mother I ever knew. She thinks her children are perfection. To me they seem to have rather large mouths, but she scouts the idea of that being anything against their beauty. To her way of thinking, a large mouth gives an oppenness of expression to the young that is simply charming. Ah, Woodcock is a happy fellow! Jack-in-the-Pulpit, in S,L Nicholas. "X Can and Will." A writer in the Evangelist tells of a boy who was wise enough to decline the assistance which would have weakened him mentally and injured his selfreliance. The story, which conveys its own moral is as follows: I know a boy who was preparing to enter the Junior class of the New York University. He was studying trigonometry, and I gave him three examples for his next lesson. The following day he came into my room to demonstrate his problems. Two of them he understood, but a third a very difficult one he had not performed. I said to him, "Shall I help you?" "No, sir ! I can and will do it,"if you give me tune." I said, "I will give you all the time you wish." The next day he- came into my room to recite a lessor; in the same study. "Well, Simon; have you worked that example?" "No, sir," he answered; "but lean and will do it, if you will give me a little more time." "Certainly, you shall have all the time you desire." I always like these, boys who are determined to do their own work, for they make our best scholars, and men, too. The third morning you should have seen Simon enter my room. I knew he had it, for his whole face told the story of his success. Yes, he had it, notwithstanding it cost him many hours of. the severest mental labor. Not only had he solved the problem, but, what was of infinitely greater importance to him, he had begun to develop mathematical powers, which, under the inspiration of "I can and I will," he has continued to cultivate, Until he is professor of mathematics in one of our largest colleges, and one of the ablest mathematicians of his years in our country. JUT "AMERICAN JBA.R." On this side of the water we make game of the young fools, and some old ones, who ape English customs and English manners, especially in dress and speech. It was a .consolation to find that on the other side there are almost as many fools apeing us. The rule applies moreover, in either case, that the Dad, and not the good, is copied, and, in copying, is made worse. The greatest fraud of all things going under the name of American is the "American bar," which is the rage in Xiondonv and Paris, and flourishes with flickering promise in Berlin, Brussels, and even Amsterdam. Probably the worst specimens are to be seen at the Criterion and Covent garden, places where the gilded youths of both hemispheres are wont to gather and spend their money in the dilution of their brains. The so-called "American bar" differs from the English, bar chiefly in that the drinks are more villainous and various, and that you pay four or five prices for them. "All American drinks one shilling" (i. e., a quarter of a dollar), is the legend over these poison shops. Then they display a long list of mixtures, the majority of which no American ever heard of before, with enough "smashes," "cocktails," and so on in the lot to give the whole an air of probability to people who draw their ideas of American life and nomenclature from the writings of Bret Harte and recollections of Sam Slick, refreshed hfr whiffs of Mark Twain's Mississippi pilot vocabulary. I am not a drinking man, but if I were I would face death rather than these vile oompounds, with their viler names. Philadelphia Press. CoMPOTUfa the population of the world at 1,000,000,000, if each woman should become the mother of three children, and successfully raise them, in 500 years the population of the world would be 1,048,576,000,000,0001 And in 1,000 years it would be 1,094,712,600,576,000,000,000 ! An accident insurance company sets up the claim that murder is not an accident, and refuses to pay on a murdered man

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