Bloomington Telephone, Volume 7, Number 32, Bloomington, Monroe County, 15 December 1883 — Page 3

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WALTER a BRADFUTE, POBUSUIUL ' WOMAN GOSSIP, hree husbands went, smllinff, oat Into the street, Each steering a bee-line at once to the "Shades." Three wivesAad been told that three husbands must meet Three men upon business urgent to trades. For men, after sapper, grow restless it they Mast spend with their wives one boar a day, And women most ever be groaning. Three wires followed after three husbands, and saw Them laughing and drinking and smoking so gay Around a small table, and playing at "draw," "With business sards in m business way. Por women are curious always to know What business takes tired husbands oat so. And when they find oat there is groaning. Three husbands, unconscioas of danger, were bold, Yet dreading three lectures they knew they'd incurred; Three furious women marched fn, and behold Three husbands marched out without saying a word. For none are so meek as axe husbonds when caught, And none are so good for as day as those taught By wires that they, too, must be groaning. The Place for Tired Mothers. The maimer of life of the country people of Japan is exceedingly simple. Certainly clothing does not cost them much. Scores of children are playing in the street who, as far as clothes are concerned, have not made -a particle of progress since their birthday. But the youngsters are happy and cool. They might be cooler if some of their dirt were soaked off them. Would yon not like to live there, tired mother, who, after your boys are put to bed, are sitting in the lamp-light mending for the dozenth time the worn-out trousers of young hopeful? No mending, no darning, no arguing as to whether the children can wear such old clothes to Sunday-school. Boston Transcript v. Wmntn of China. Of all women in the world the ladies of China are probably kept in the closest bondage, for while they arc compelled to render to their parents an obedience more absolute than is practiced in any country, with the acquisition of husbands they find themselves -committed not only to a complete acquiescence in the wills of their lords, but also to a veritable bondage to their fathers and mothers-in-law. This last consideration, coupled with the inevitable doubt whether each will be the only star to shine in her new sphere, -deprives matrimony of that charm which generally surrounds it in the eyes of maidens. Such a reversal of the common order of things could only exist in a country where the needle points to the south and where men wear petticoats. Much-Zectured Mothers. There is a .suggestive story told by Helen Campbell of Xiydia Newman, whose old Quaker uncle, seeing that rshe fastened her pretty little Newport ties with poppy-red ribbons, frowned and told her it was not seemly. "I don't car for them myself," she said, but I want my little boy to remember tliat his mother wore red bows on her shoes." The old friend retorted that "the reason was much worse 'than the offense, and so Iiydia received a lecture, but kept her ribbons. The moral of this story is directed against that lec-tured-by-everybody class, the mothers of families. When we think of the ceaseless labors of a good mother, of her efforts to guide wisely her household, to be her husband's best friend, her chil--dren's most interesting companion, it seems a shameful thing to find any .fault in her. A really wise mother will take time -to dress herself tastefully, to be fair md lovely in the eyes of her children, to read and even to study for their sakes, to learn and to talk on higher subjects than the plague and curse of American servants, to live in the present, to keep -step in the march of civilization.' Very 'difficult, almost impossible at times, it is to be a child's confidant andoropanion, to make home the dearest place in the world to him, to dress becomingly for the small lover who dotes on a "pretty 'mammai but it is such mothers who have best cause to be proud of their .grown-up boys. guwffuii imw'i Dreea. The dress of the real gentlewoman, the truly refined and sensible of her ex, is never in the height of fashion. The first study of such a woman is to eeek the becoming; her second thought, the good, and her last, what is merely fashionable. She cleverly adapts the fashion to herself. She will not stoop to make herself a mere figure for the modiste to hang her wares on. She has a law in her own mind, higher than the law of fashion. She wears many nice things, but probably the most becoming of them have been fashioned irjher own taste, frequently finished,

perhaps by her own deft fingers, or at least she; has carefully-: .superintended their manufacture. Many an envious neighbor may haveglanced at her tasteful toilets, cynically-, observing, "Her poor husband working 'so hard and she spending his earnings in French fripperies." All this while her costume is rarely rich, never very costly, often not even new, for the genuine gentlewoman remembers the "bread-winner" and home-maker, the husband who toils. But whatever she wears is prettily made, and never decked with gaudy tinsel, trumpery lace and sham jewels. All is fresh and simple, good of their kind, collars, cuffs, frills and gloves alike faultless. After all, there is ho great art in her fashions or in her materials. Her secret consissts in her knowning the three great unities of dress her own station, her own age and her own good points. Above all, she takes care that her plainest and cheapest dress shall be well cut. She need not be beautiful nor even accomplished, but we will answer for her be, ing even-tempered, sensible, and that very rare jewel in the present fast-going days, a "perfect lady," a "gentlewoman" in the fullest and best sense. Clara Belle in Cincinnati Enquirer.

Wound Up and Must Go. "Oh! that puts me in mind of a curious thing I- heard when I was in New York." Everybody becomes quiet to hear Mrs. Wobble's story. She continues "No, 'twan'tin New Toxk, either- yes, it was no but it must have been ; it wa3 at the time I bought my black grenadine, father," turning to her lord and master. ".It was in Philadelphy you bought your grany dine, Maria." "Oh, la ! yes ; where was I ? Oh ! as I was saying when I was in Philadelphia but it does seem as though I was in New York when I was in Philadelphia in in Strange, I can't remember when it was ! Father, w,hat year was it we were in Philadelphia?" "Somewhat in the '50s, Maria; '56, I believe." "Are you sure it was '56, father? Seem's though it wasn't so long ago as that. Dear me sus! how time does fly! However, it doesn't make any difference when it was. Let me call it '56, though I still think it wasn't so far back 's that. Well, as I was saying, when we were in Philadelphia if it was Philadelphia in 1856 can it be possible ! I heard a very curious story. It's about a Mr. What'shisname I never could remember names, but you know him father. That man with a red face and gray beard no, waa n't himi the man with the red face and gray beard was the man we met at Hulda's. Couldn't have been him. Why, father, you ought to remember. 'Twas that man who lived on dear me! what is the name of that street?" "Never mind the man's name mother; give us the story." "Of course it's nothing to do with the story; but it makes me so mad that I can't remember nothing. Now there's your sister Sarah, father ; what a memory that woman has ! She always ha's the day and date at her tongue's end, and you once give her a person's namej and she'll never forget it to her dying day. But me! It puts me all out of patience. When I go to tell anything, I can't remember the first thing." "But the story, mother?" "Oh, yes! It was about this man mercy sakes! why' can't I think what his name is? However, it's no use Well, a very funny thing happened to him in India, I believe no 't was China oh, yes no, it was in Italy, because it had something to do with the bandits. But it couldn't have been in Italy either; for you remember, father, that it had something about tigers in it, and there ain't no tigers in Italy leastwise, I never heard of any there. So it couldn't have been in Italy. But, where was it, father ? You ought to remember." "Father" is unable to throw any light on the matter. "How vexatious it is, to be sure, that, I can't remember Such a little thing as that. Well, wherever it was, the thing I am going to tell you happened. One day, when he was traveling alone no, there must have been somebody with him, because he told me what he said to somebody or other, and of course he couldn't have said something to somebody if somebody hadn't been there to hear it And yet he must have been alone. At all events he was tsaveling oh! I have it now! no -I wish I could remember his "name! Sounds something like 'Hickory,' but of course that wasn't it." "Perhaps it was Shadbark," ventured "father," facetiously. "What do you want to flustrate me with your nonsense for, father? I declare you've put me all out, and I cant remember for the life of me what it was that happened to him. But I know it was awful funny." "Father" bas no doubt of it, but he breathed a prayer of thankfulness to know that Maria has rundown at last Boston Transcript

The Indiana University .

BLOOMINGTON, ; IND College Tear begins September 6th. Tuition' Free. Both sexes admitted ' on equal conditions. For catalogue and other information Address, W. W. Spangler, Lemuel Moss. Secretary, President. R. W. MIEKS, J. H LOUDEN LOUDEN fc MIEKS, dttomes at Law, LOOMINGTON", INDIANA, jty Office over National Bank. W. P. Rogers, Jos. E. Henley. Rogers & Henley ATTOBN1KS AT LAW. Bloomington, - - Ind. Collections and settlement of estates are made specialties. Office North east side of Square, in Mayor's building. nv5tf. W. Friedly, Harmon H. Friedly. FRIEDLY & FRIEDLY, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Offiec over the Bee Hive" Store. Bloomington, Indiana Henry L Bates, BOOT AND SHOE MAKER Bloomington, Ind. HSF Special atteution given to soleingj and patching. a R. Worrall, Attorney at Law & NOTARY JPTJI5LIC Bloomington, ----- Jnd, Office: West Side- over McCallas ORCHARD HOUSE S. M. ORCHARD, Proprietor. The traveling public willfind firstclass accommodations, a splendid Sample room, and a Good table. Opposite depot. Board furnished by the day or week t28 NATIONAL HOUSE East of the Square. . LEROY SANDERS, Proprietor. BLOOMINGT02T, IJTD. ttgfc, This Hotel has just been remodeled, and is convenient in every respect, Rates reasonable. 6-1 C, Vansandt, Undertakers DEALERS IN Metallic Burial Caskets, and Cases Coffins, &c. Hearse and Carriages furnished to order, Shop on College Avenue, noith ;nd VV. O. Fee's Building. nl3 Bloomington, Indiana. RESIDENT DENTST DrJ. W. CHAIN Office over Mcf'ada Co.'s" Store .oomington, Iud. All work War. anted. 17ft W. J . Allen, DEALER IN HARDWARE, Stoves, Tinware, Doors, Sash, Agricultural Implements. Agent for Buckeye Binders, Reapers, and Mowers. Also manufacturer of Van Slykes Patent Evaporator. South Side the Square. BLOOMINGTON, IND. THE BEST AND CHEAPEST WATCH REP ARING GO TO JOHN I. SMITH. This work is made a specialt by him and much care is taken thai all work is satisfactory done.

L. IV. A.. & O. Iluilwur Monon ffioute. 2 Through Passenger Trains, Daily 2 BETWEEN CHICAGO and LOUISVILLE, CHICAGO and JACKSOMVILLE. Affords the Best, Cheapest, Quickest, most direct, and most desirable Route to all parts of the Great West and North West, the South and South "West. Time in effect JlfarcJi 18th, 1883. CHICAGO TIME! NORTH. CHICAGO MAIL. NIGHT EX. Bloomington 11.59 pm 11,02 pm Chicago 9.00 pm 7.00 am SOUTH. LOUISVILLE MAIL. NIGHT EX. Bloomington 5.06 pm 3.27 am Louisville 9.10 pm 7.20 am Two daily through Express trains, without change, connecting closely with the great through lines out of Chicago and Louisville, giving only ONE CHANGE of cars to all the principal towns and cities in the northwest and in the southwest. Unexcelled traveling accommodations. No re-checking of Baggage. No delay in connections. Less hanges of cars than by any other oute. Sell thaough tickets to all parts of the country. Check baggage through to destination. Time cards, railroad maps, rates, routes, through tickets and through baggage checks, obtained only of CARTER PERING, Station Ticket Agent, Bloomington, Ind. Murray Kellar, G. P. A., Louisville, Ky. TO THE EAST. TO THE NORTH. TO THE WfiST. TO THE SOUrH VIA THE Ohio & Mississippi R'y THE Great Through Car and gjCf Fast Time Route! 4 DAILY TRAINS) Cincinnati & to r X Louisville.

DAILY StLouis EASTWARD Stations. Acc'm Day Night Leaves, Jixp. Exp. Accra Vinc'nes, 12.57pm, 2.23am. 12,50pm Mitchell, 2 47pra, 2.23am, 3.27pm Seymour, 3.49pro, 4.01am, 5pm. Arrive at Louisville, 6.25pm, G.20am, 8.23pm Cincinnati, 6.35pm, 6.39am, S.23pm Accommodation has Day Coaches without Ch-inge to Cincinnati. Daily Express has Parlor Cars aud Day Coaches without change to Cincinnati, Dining Cars Seymour to Cincinnati. Niyht Express has Palace Sleeping cars and Day conches to Cincin. natiunrt Louisville without change. Diuing cars Seymour, to Cincinnati. Also, Sleeping cars to Washington aud Baltimore without change. WESTWARD: Accommodation leaves Seymour at 10.80am, Mitchell 11,21am, Vinccnnes 2.05 pm, Flora 3.55 pm, arrives at StLouis 7 25 pm. Day Express leaves Seymour at 10 50 am, Mitchell 11 51 am, Vincenm s2 03 am, Flora 3 55 am; arrives at StLouis 6 20 pm. Night Express leaves Sej'mour 10 38 pm, Mitchell 11 47 pm, Viucennes 2 05 am, Flora 3 55 am; arrive at. St Louis, 7 10 am. Pacific Express leaves Seymour 2 20 am, Mitchell 3 51 am, Vincennes 6 am, Flora 805 am; arrive at St Louis 11 20 am. Accommodation has day coaches to St Louis without change. Day Express has parlor cars and day coaches to St Louh without change. Dining car Cincinnati to Seymour. Niyht Express has palpce sleeping cars and day coaches to St Louis without change. Also palace sleeping cars to Cairo and New Orleans without change. Pacific Express has pnlaee sleeping cars and day coaches to St Louis without change. At Cincinnati: Direct connection with all lines diverging with through cars for all rotate North,East,Southeast. At Louisville: Sure connection with through cars for all points South At t Louis: Close connection with through cars for all points Wes,Soutb East and Northwest. For reliable' information as to rates routes, tiekets, time, etc., apply in person or by letter toH.A. Treudley, agent Ohio & Mississippi R'y, Mitchell, Ind., or to T. W. Russell, traveling passenger agent, North Vernon, Ind. W. W. Peabody, W. B. Shattuc, Gen. Sup't. Gen' I Pass. Ayt. CINCINNATI, O, H- J-NICHO LS ARCHITECT AND PRACTICAL BUILDER. Plans and Specifications carefully pre pared for dwelling houses and public buildings. Also estimations of buildings completed throughout. All work finishsd at the time specified. Office iu Bee Hive building. t27 $100,000 TO LOAN. All parties desiring loan of money can be accommodated by calling on the uudersigned. We loan sums from $500 to Ten Thousand Dollars taking first mortgage on real estate as security. Rate of interest depends on amount desired. Give us a call. ROGERS & HENLEY.

HEALTH IS WEALTH-

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I an. willing you should use my letter, for I nm not afraid to tell what a wonderful cure yos r naedicino is. Yours respectfully. Mrs. Sarah Randolph. N. B. This was a case of suppression. 'rom Mrs. John Spitler, No. 28 Wilt St, Fort Waynfr. Ind. I have suffered for sixteen years with spasmodic pain in my head and general nervous dabllity. Recently I had a severe attack of pain in my head, caused by weakness and r.ervous exhaustion. 1 thought I should die. My husband eaid we would test Zoa-l?liora thoroughly. Ho gave it to me according to directions ter serore eases, and in less than two hours I aad complete yeiief, J ndvise all ladles who suffer rrom nervous or slcfc headache, or any form of female weakness, to use i'-oa-Phoru. There is no medicine tocomTtp.re with it. May lo. ias2. mmmmmmm. Our Pamphlet on 'Diseases of Women ami Children, MENU GKATTS. Every woman above 15 years of age, especially Mothers should read it. Address H. FEJSGEIdjlf ao CO. Sold by Druggiata. 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INSURE AGAINST ACCTOE

Man's pathway is beset, bf dlf gers. Earth, air and see conspi$ against him. All the old perils the cyclone, the thunderbolt the treacherous ice-crust, the run-a-wfty, the shipwreck fcc, remain. Modern civilization has furnished toe flying railway taain, the steam boiler, the buzz-saw, &c, and daily adds to the category. Accident Insurance has become indispensible to every prudent man. The old and reliable Travelers' Insurance Companay, of Hartford, meets this want exactly. L. D. Rogers, Agt, 9-23 Bloomington, Ind. FOB SALS. Large House and one acre of ground on 1st street. A good House nnd six acres o grouud in the city limits. Two Houses and lots on north Rail Road Street. ROGERS & HENLEY, Agts. Below is a partial list of those who carry Life Policies in the New York Life Insurance Company: Dr. J. D. Maxwell, Hon. R. C. Foster, Hon. R. W. Miers, Hon. W. C. Duncan, W. B. Hughes. S. E. Carmichaei, CS. Alexander, Rev. A. B. Philput, Prof. E. P. Cole, Prof. S. B. Wylie, V. S. Bradfuts, E. P. Adams, O. H. Wade, Rev. J. A. Bower, C. O. DuBois, See L. D. Roscers, Special Agent, , and get one. tf W.B. Baker. S. Neeld. BAKER & NEELD. Bloomikgtojt, - - Ikd. Having bought the Stock of John P. Smith and greatly increased it, we are now prepared to sell at the very lowest rates any kind of FURNITURE, Call at our store on the north side and look at stock aud learn Prices. Bloomington, Ind., August 25, 1883. For it is of Great Importance! MATHEWS & TURNER. We have moved into our new room in the new block on West 5 th st with a full scock of new goods in the f urn iture line. Every thing that you need is kept by tucm. As W6 propose to sell them at he very lowest cash prices, tho citizens of Stanford, Uarrodsburg, Eilettsville, and TTnionville anclthe country round for 20 miles are invited to come and see us and leern our prices and we guarantee satisfaction. No trouble to show goods. Billiard Parlor. South side the Square. BLOOMINGTON, IND. Eh W O H o a 9 o ft S 9 H B O JAM u o 5 !-r a -is 3 M This Pailor is conducted striclh on a moral basis, and the amuse ment loving people are invited tt call and enjoy a game of Pool oj BUiards. W. S. DAUGHERTY, Pbo'b Walnut Street HOTEL, BLOOMINGTON, IND. Located on the East side of the square. Terms reasonable. Boarders bj the day or week. Special inducements to traveling men. WANTED. To buy real estate either in town or country. Also have for sale valuable property . " Enquire of EAST A EAST

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