Bloomington Telephone, Volume 7, Number 32, Bloomington, Monroe County, 8 December 1883 — Page 7

TO CORRESPONDENTS. All ronnmml ter toJps Aoold be aceonv ynied by the bmb of tha aothor; not nee irily fn plyatttbotMtoi iHiqqiof adjSritaoathapitt of tbewrftir. Write only on on Bide of tbe papar- Ba Ihe letters and fiffnrM plain and distinct.

IFOJf GOSSIP, . Xfttetnma. To write, r ot 1aMrrite$that? is the question, j Wbsther ifria nobler i the mind to suffer A young lady to write in her autograph album,' And having kept the book two years, more or less, And then not written in it Or.totetJKpeni0a3ttot of donbta and tears. And by once writing, end themrTo start ;to write: Ho write ! perchance, to make blot Ay, there's the rub; Form that darksome blot what feelings are' Shown forth nervousness, distrust of Belt, And many others! Not as " ' ' "When one is writingr to his grirl, for then If he should make a blot, he draws a line Hound it, and says ' " .waa-mtttonaI,andninttomark A placfrwherehedldkiss. And she .BeHeros the yarn, and kisses It and thinks That she is happy. The Wm Beware of ihe female poker player on the European steamships. She knows ihe officers, and by them is privately introduced to such old foo-foos as deposit most ready stuff with the purser. Perhaps the purser is in with her. She is slender, sharp-eyed, a little made tip and deep as death. She travels with a son (she borrows him). The son gives respectability to her and assurance to transgressors. The old foo-foos at evening suggest a game. "I can play a little poker," she says. "Well, let it be poker." She raises it. She raises it high. "Bless, yon," she says, "my husband was a gentleman and left me wealth, fie taught me not to fear I raise you, Governor, $500. Are yon a gentleman?" The Governor writes to his family, boarding at $25 a week, two miles bock from, the sea: "Travel in Europe is frightfully expensive. You must economize all you can." Neil York Sun. The Bride. Then dear Lenette! A bride is indeed for many days, to every one who does hot marry her, and especially to me, fir poor meagre shew-bread, but I except one hourythe hour on the morning of the wedding day, when the hitherto free girJ, trembling in her finery, overgrown with flowers and feathers, soon with like ones to be plucked out by destiny; with anxious, pious eyes, which for the last time and the loveliest, shed their tears on the mother's bosom ; when standing adorned on the scaffolding of joy she celebrates so j many partings and one sole meeting ; and when the mother turns awayirom her and goes to he Other children, abandoning ihe anxious girl to a stranger; this hour, I say, touches me. Thou joyfully throbbing heart, I then think, not always wilt thou beat thus in thy sultry years of married life; but often wilt thou shed thine own blood that thou mayest more, freely step down the path that leads to old age, even as the chamois hunters support themselves by the blood of their own heels. ' Then do I feel tempted to go out to the virgins who stand by the wayside that leads to the church, looking on with envious eyes, and say to them: "Bo not grudge-the poor girl so much the rapture of a perhaps fleeting delusion. Ah! like her ye see to-day the beauty and strife-apple of marriage hang only on the sunny side of love, so red and so soft, but green sour aide, hidden by the shade, no one sees. And if ye have ever pitied from the bottom of your hearts an unfortunate wife who chanced ten years after marriage, to pull out of a drawer her old bridal dress, while all the tears which she had shed in, those ten years over her-sweet delusion pressed into her eyes at once, do ye then know so surely that it will be otherwise with the envied one who now flits past you so gayly and so brightly? Home Journal. Zmdy Telegraphers. The office telegrapher sat listening to the(icking of his instrument with a peculiarly seraphic smile on his face, when a reporter interrupted him with the remark : "111 bet ten to one there's a female operator on the other end of that wire and what she's sending is a special for you and not for the paper." "It is certainly a lady who is sending the message," said the telegrapher, "and she is doing very well indeed. There are many excellent operators among the women, and though they cannot do such hard work as a man they send messages in very good shape." "Are yon sure just who it is that is sending?" "Certainly. I can tell as quickly as I could recognize a friend's hand writing. Each operator- adopts a peculiar style of handling a key, and there is not much difficulty in recognizing a sender when once his style is known to you." . "Where do, all the operatorscojne from? "The city telegraph operators are mostly by rouse men who

have learned the business in country offices. In many cases the son of a country telegrapher learns the art from his father in spare moments and finally succeeds him in the business. For a time he is satisfied with the business, and the novelty of "buzzing" a female operator in a town thirty miles distant is very pleasing, but soon he gets to talking with city operators over the wires, and when he finds out what they are paid he beoomes dissatisfied with his own little salriojDjBxt-to-nothing a month and .find, hiiytslf, and so deserts his post f&t hjfcity. These young fellows from the country make very good operators, for as a rule they begin to learn when they are 13 to 14 years old, and that an operator should bgin young is positively essential to success. They say a person cannot be a good violinist un less he begins when a child, and it is much the same way with a telegraph operator. They begin early and generally leave the business before they are old; not that they retire on a fortune, but they drift out into some other occupation, as most of them intended to do when they first began to handle a key." Boston Globe. Giggling Girls, Giggling, says the New York Graphic, is said to be exclusively an American accomplishment. Perhaps it is. We do not know. What is a giggle? Scientists that is to say, anatomists, professors of faciology, psychology, phrenology, physiology, and some of the other ologies might explain the cause of it from their several too-excessively-practical points of view. They might explain why a hen produees eggs and why butter is an extract of cow. But the giggle is a very different thing. The giggle is a cross between a sore heart and . an active and .bounding appreciation of fun. Your-giggler is never demonstrative. He can not be demonstrative it is not in his nature. He is the sly joker, thongh he thoroughly enjoys the roaring cartoon. He is conservative. He expresses himself in a few words when, at long intervals, he finds it necessary to do that daring thing. He is the man who in every procession who brings up the rear, and who never has a friend to walk with him. He is the odd man at the dinner which requires partners. He never dances. He doesn't swear because, that would attract attention. He is white-faced and passionless, though, of course, he gives way to violence when alone by tearing his hair.

We have omitted to mention the somewhat important fact that no man giggles. Your giggler is, after all, a girl. Not often a woman, for your woman laughs and doesn't care who hears it She has lived long enough to know that she had better have her entire fun, or let the fun entirely alone. It is only the girl who giggles. It is merely that bone which has not matured, that though which soars only to the bonnet, that beauty which has not become conscious of the fact that it is' beyond criticism, that doubt which is nursed only by the girl who has not had several engagements, and accordingly is not convinced that her reputation as a charming person is established. We find, accordingly, that the giggle is unbaked dough, undeveloped art, un cooked veal, incipient laughter. It belongs never to a man or woman; but merely to girls. It is pulseless, but not soulless. The fun which inspires it has been driven back by timidity as with a sledge-hammer, but it is there. It has no sinew, but it promises, like the tenderness of the young willow, to develop, for it is full of sap. It is the brief song of a bird in the night. It sometimes discourages the one who would win laughter, but presently it will spread its wings and shake its sides, knowing what it laughs for, and having little thought of what the world thinks of the pretty sight and sound. TUB ZAWS OF TRADE. "Twenty-three dollars for that 'ere stove!" she exclaimed, as she held up her hands in horror. " Yes'm twenty-three. " "But iron is down." "Yes." "I've seen in the papers during the last month where as many as six big iron companies have failed." "Well?" "Well, that ought to make stoves cheaper, and I know it." "Madam, in the last two months death has laid his hand upon as many as twenty-five young 'uns in this town." "Yes, poor things." "But are nursing-bottles any cheaper than three months ago?" "N-o," she slowly admitted. Of course not, madam. The laws of trade are immutable. The best I can do is to throw in a horseradish grater, if you will take the stove at $23. These is an old Hebrew proverb which runs : Make haste when you are purchasing a field, but when you are to marry a wife, be slow. Villahd's salary is $1,600 a week, besides pickings.

The Indiana University.

BLOOMINGTON, IND College Year begins September 6th. Tuition Free. Both sexes 'Admitted "" .on equal conditions. For catalogue and other information ' . 'Address, . W. W. Spangleb, Lemuel Moss. Secretary, President. R. W. MIEfiS, J. H LOUDEN LOUDEN fe MIERS, yltiornes at Law; LGOMINGTON, INDIANA. Office over National Bank. W. P. Rogers, Jos. E. Hbnley. Rogers & Henley ATTORN1ES AT LAW. Bloomington, - - Ind. Collections and settlement of estates are made specialties. Office North east side of Square, in Mayor's building. nv5tf. W. Frledly, , Harmon H. Friedly. FBJEDLY & FRIEDLY, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Offiec over the Bee Hivo" Store. Bloomington, .' Indians Henry L Bates, BOOT AND SHOE MAKER Bloomington, .... Ind. 23r" Special attention given to soleing and patching. C. R. Won rail, Attorney at Law & NOTARY JPTJBX4IO. Bloomington, ----- Ind. Office: West Side over McCallas 0BGH1RD HOUSE S. M. ORCHARD, Proprietor. The traveling public willfind firstclass accommodations, a splendid Sample room, and a Good table. Opposite depot. Board furnished by the day or week t28 NATIONAL HOUSE East of the Square. LEROY SANDERS, Proprietor. BLOOMING TON, IND. &gu This Hotel has just been remodeled, and is convenient in every respect, Rates reasonable. 6-1 C, Vanzandt, Undertak ers DEALERS IN Metallic Burial Caskets, and Cases Coffins, &c. Hearse and Carriages furnished to order, Shop on College Avenue, north md W. O. Fee's JJuUiiing. nl3 Bloomington, Indiana. RESIDENT OENTST DrJ. W. GRAIN Offiflfl over Mr.fft.la Co .V Store oonaington, IuU. All work War. anted. 17ft W. J .Allen, jgCJF DEALER IN - fW HARDWARE, Stoves, Tinware, Doors, Sash, Agricultural Implements. Agent for Buckeye Binders, Reapers, and Mowers. Also manufacturer of Van Slykes Patent Evaporator. South Side the Square. BLOOMINGTON, IND THE BEST AND CHEAPEbT WATCH BEPARINGr GO TO JOHN P- SMITH. This work is made a specialt by him and much care is taken that all work is satisfactory done.

L. 3V. A.. O. B.iwlwa.y Monon ffionte. 2 Through Passenger Trains, Daily 2 BETWEEN CHICAGO and LOUISVILLE, CHICAGO and JACKSOMVILLE. .' Affords the Best, Cheapest, Quickest, most direct, and most desirable Route to all parts of the Great West ahd,North West, the South and 'SouthWest. Time in effect 3farch IStJi, 1883. CHICAGO TIME! NORTH. CHICAGO HAIL. NIGHT EX. Bloomington 11.59 pm 11,02 pm Chicago 9.00 pm 7.00 am SOUTH. LOUISVILLE MAIL. NIGHT EX. Bloomington 5.06 pm 3.27 am Louisville 9.10 pm 7.20 am Two daily through Express trains, without change, connecting closely vith the great through lines out of Chicago and Louisville, giving only ONE CHANGE of cars to all the principal towns and cities in the northwest and in the southwest. Unexcelled traveling accommodations. No re-checking of Baggage. No delay in connections. Less hanges of cars than by any other oute. Sell thaough tickets to all parts of the country. Check baggage through to destination. Time cards, railroad maps, rates, routes, through tickets and through baggage checks, obtained only of CARTER PEKING, Station Ticket Agent, Bloomington, Ind. Murray Kellar, G. P. A., Louisville, Ky.

TO THE EAST. TO THE NORTH. TO THE WfiST. TO THE SOUTH VIA THE Ohio & Missiisippi R'y THE Great Through Car gf and gjCF Fast Time Route! A DAILY TRAINS) Cincinnati & "t to Louisville. JDAILY StLouis EASTWARD Stations. Acc'm Day NightLeaves, Exp. Exp. Accni. Vinc'nes, 12.57pm, 3.23am, 12,50pm Mitchell, 2.47pm, 2.23am, 3.27pm Seymour, 3.19pm, 4,01iu, 5pm. Arrive at Louisville? 6.25pm, 6.20am, 8.23pm Ciueinnati, 6.35pm, 6.39am, 8.23pm Accommodation has Day Coaches without Change to Cincinnati. Daily Express has Parlor Cars and Day Coaches without change to Cincinnati. Dining Cars Seymour to Cincinnati, Night Express has Palace Sleeping cars and Day coaches to Cincinnati unci Louisville without change. Dining cars Seymour to Cincinnati. Also, Sleeping cars to Washington and Baltimore without change. WESTWARD: Accommodation leaves Seymour at 10.80am, Mitehell 11.21am, Vinccnnes 2.05 pm, Flora 3.55 pm, arrives at StLouis 7 25 pm. Day Express leaves Seymour at 10 50 am, Mitchell 1151am, Vincenncs2 05 am, Flora 3 55 am; arrives at StLouis 6 20 pra. Night Express leaves Seymour 10 38 pm, Mitchell 11 47 pm, Vbcennes 2 05 m, Flora 3 '55 am ; arrive at St Louis, 7 10 am. Pacific Express leaves Seymour 2 20 am, Mitchell 3 51 am, Vincennes 6 am, Flora 805 am; arrive at St Louis 11 20 am. Accommodation has day coaches to St Louis without change. Bay Exjtress has parlor cara and day coaches to St Louis without change. Dining car Cincinnati to Seymour. Night Express has palpce sleeping cars and day coaches to St Louis without change. Also palace sleeping cars to Cairo and New Orleans without change. Pacific Express h'as pilace sleeping cars and day coaches to St Louis without change. At Cincinnati: Direct connection with all lines diverging with through cars for a!l ointfc North, East,Southeast At Louisville: Sure connection with through cars for all points South At StLouis: Close connection with through ears for all points Wes,South East and Northwest. For reliable information as to rates routes, tiekcts, time, etc., apply in person or by letter to H.A. Trend ley, agent Ohio & Mississippi IV y, Mitchell, Ind.. or to T. W. Russell, traveling passenger agent, North Vernon, Ind. W. W. Peabodv, W, B. Shattuc, Gen, Sup't. GenH Pass. Ayt CINCINNATI, O, H- J-NIOHO LS ABCIHTECT AND PRACTICAL BUILDER Plans and Specifications carefully pre pared for dwelling houses and public buildings. Also estimations of buildings completed throughout. All work finishsd at the time specified. Office in Bee Hive building. t27 $100,000 TO LOAN! All parties desiring loan of money can be accommodated by calling on the undersigned. We loan sums from $500 to Ten Thousand Dollars taking first mortgage on real estate as security. Rate of interest depends on amount desired. Give us a call. ROGERS & HENLEY.

HEALTH IS WEALTH.

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INSURE AGAprST ACCIDENT,

Man's pathway is beset by dan gers. .Baron, air ana see vvhspuv against nim. All tne oia penistile cyclone, the thunderbolt, the treacherous ice-crust, therway, the shipwreck &c., remain. Modern civilization has furnished the flying railway taain, the steam boiler, the buzz-saw, &c., and daily,add8 to the category. Accident Insurance has become indispensible to every prudent man. The ol and reliable Tnw urance Companay, of BaxkU this wan exactly. BBS, Afft., 9-23 ington, Ind. E. Large House and one acre of ground on 1st street. A good House nnd six -acres of grouud in the city limits. Two Houses and lots on north Rail Road Street. ROGERS A HENLEY, Agts. EST Below 4s a partial list of those who carry Life Policies in the New York Life Insurance Company: Dr. J. D. Maxwell, Hon. R. C. Foster, Hon. R. W. Miers, Hon. W.'V. Duncan. W.B.Hughesr S. E. Carmichael, X C o. Alexander, Rev. A. B. Philput, Prof. E. P. Cole, Prof. S. B. Wylie, W. S. Bradfute, E. P. Adams, O. H. Wade, Rev. J. "A. Bower, it" C. O. DuBois, A See L. D. Rogers, Special Agent, and get one. tf W.B.Baker. S. Neeld. BAKER & NEELD. Bloomington, - - Ind. Having bought the Stock of John P. Smith and greatly increased it, we are now prepared to sell at the very lowest rates any kind of FUMEME, Call at our store on the north side and look at stock and learn Prices. Bloomington, IndM August 85, 1883, ,00a For it is of Great Importance! MATHEWS & TURNER.We have moved into our new room in the new block on West 5 th st, with a full scock of new goods in the furniture line. Every thing that yon need is kept by tuem. As we propose to sell them at he very lowest cash prices, the citizens of Stanford, Harrodsburg, Eilcttsville, and Unionville and the country round for 20 miles are invited to come and see us and leern our prices and we guaran. tee satisfaction. No trouble to show goods. Billiard Parlor. South side the Square. BLOOMINGTON, IND. o a rs o P. .5 ITS o o 1 . 2 B U OB u o ? . C - cd r - t-3 .-3 o w o This Parlor is conducted strictli on a moral basis, and the amuse ment-loving people are invited ti call and enjoy a game of Pool oc Biliards. W. S. DAUGHERTY, Pro Walnut Street HOTEL, BLOOMINGTON, IND. 7 Located on the East side of th square. Terms reasonable. Boarders bj the day or week. Special inducements to traveling men. WANTED,,; To buy real estate either in Town or country. Also have for sale valuable property. Enquire ot JSAST &

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