Bloomington Telephone, Volume 7, Number 31, Bloomington, Monroe County, 1 December 1883 — Page 3

Bloomington f eliioie BLOOMINGTON. INDIANA. . ; WAI TER a BRADFUTE, - - Pubuhhxr. WOMAN GOSSIP Some Time. "Some time," the blue-eyed nuJden cried, "Some time I'll be a. rich man's bride, I'll have his gold when he Is old. And grandly in a coach I'll ride." "Sometime," the brown -eyed maiden cried, And blushing aimed her face aside, "God grant it me! Ill married be To him whom Heaven shall provide." The bine-eyed maiden had her way; 'She married one both rich and gray, And when he died she took his pride, Hut that is all she took they say. A handsome lover came one day And bore the brown-eyed maid away; He was her life and shehis wife; What more is there to ask or say? How to Treat Bashful Men. Maimers you must manage for yourtgel!. I have found jthe beat rale-perfect kincifiess I mean, of coarse, kindness of manner. Host men are a little bashful with women. Young men get over it by bravado older men with a kind of silent, superior, condescending air. Now, if you study never to take advantage of this shyness, which makes man donbly sensitive rso that many a clever man ia conscious of being a perfect fool with women if you never wound them by a look, or word, or insinuation, or implication, and never seem in league with one man aginst any other why, a little judicious flattery of manner only, not of words, does the whole business the man is yours. Cor. Boston Globe. OmeXUskel for Six Pasaengers. A fleshy, pleasant-faced woman carrying a large baby in her arms followed four little boys into a Bleecker street -car, in New York. The largest of the boys climbed to the seat by the side of his mother, while the other three ranged themselves on their knees on the seat opposite and looked out of the windows. The mother passed up a nickle to the box. The driver looked at it and then put his head in the door nd said as he pointed to the oldest boy r "Another nickel, avyeplaze, mum." The woman smiled and nodded her bead toward a card on the side of the car that announced that children over four years must pay full fare, but others could ride free with their parents or guardians. 'That! Do-yez mane to say that ye've had foive of 'em, and the oldest is only four years ould?" said the driver. The woman's smile grew broader, and the passengers laughed aloud when she said, pointing to the boys opposite : "They're triplets." JTew York Sun. Charming Young Women. Sr. Stewart, the pastor of one of New York's up-town churches, has been painting the portrait of the "charming young woman" of the period. He says that her "sweet eyes weep in sympathies," and that she has "beautiful hands for charity." All this is very nice; but the charming young woman . whom every man is anxious to take some day or other before Dr. Stewart for the purpose of having her name changed is expected to do something else with her eyes besides sympathetic weeping. He thinks that if she were to employ them in finding out the exact moment when a beefsteak is done to a nicety, or when a button shows signs of going off on an excursion from the shirt bosom, they would be more useful and attractive. "Hands for charity" are to be prized indeed, but the hands that can make their ownere sweet things in dresses as well as hot rolls are invaluable. If they have a thorough acquaintance with the broom-corn brush they- are still more estimable. Hands and eyes with these recommendations are in constant demand. Cor. Boston Globe. JL Street Little Zone Story. Dr. Wellman reports the cutest and sweetest little love story we have had from real life. As ho was waiting at Parker, Dakota, for the train, a country has came in with her fellow in the farm wagon, locked in each other's arms. The young man lived in Iowa, and was on the ere of starting home. The train was ready, and onto the platform went his carpet-bag. Another embrace and the train pulled out. The lover swung on and the lassie waved him kisses. The train, going down grade, gained rapid speed; the boy waved his handkerchief, but his heart was in his. mouth. Off went the old satchel; off followed the lover with heels in the air. Over and over went he, and at last lit in a mud hole, rolled like a ball against the soft clay bank, and finally got on his feet, and started back to see his dulciana; She at the same time was making for him. They met and embraced, regardless of clay or bruises. The Iowa lover, was heard to remark: "Ducky, I will never leave Mil you are my wife." The Justice of the Peace was sent for, and the twain

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Reason for Women Looking Vnder the Be Men have the habit of ridiculing women because they look under th bed every night before retiring for the undesirable burglar. It is wrong. This simple act on the pntt of our sisters, wives and mothers in looking foi that which they do not want to find is. in most cases, a harmless one, and is not deserving of censure. Sometimes they find something between the slats and the floor bigger than a bed-bug, and more dangerous than a cobweb This was the experience of a woman ir Georgia, who, while taking her accustomed peep, discovered two colored men stowed away in that neighborhood Of course, she was not frightened, buJ she was so mad that she stirred up. the whole village with her screams, and th burglars, becoming alarmed, jumped out of a third-story window, and, falling on a policeman who was sleeping intlw doorway below, broke his neck, therebj causing a vacancy in the corps. If this lady had not kept up the time-honored custom of looking under the bed there is no telling what crimes might hav been committed in that house by the two men who were on duty vhile the policeman slept. By all means let the women look j under the bed, and those who are near-sighted should be furnished with opera glass by the municipal government, and thus be able to detect crime lurking in low places. Washington Capital Woman,' Health ana Worry. A woman whose husband was rich and who lived in a lordly house, was asked for a subscription of $2 or $3 to a well-known charity. "I don't know: 111 ask Mr. Smith." She really hadn't it, unless he . would give it to her. Another saia: 'Td give anything, h I only had a little money that was my own, that I could do with as I pleased. She had had some money, but it was all in common stock, and she only had money as she needed it. It is not long since a man sat bewailing his blindness : 'Oh, if I could only live it over again !' His wife was dead. They had begur life quietly, and he had grown prosper ous, but not more liberal, and, not tell ing his wife, she went on with her usual habits of economy. A familiar friend said to him one day : "Your wife does not dress well enough." And so he began to think it might be so, and times were better with them, but he neyei took her into full partnership, and now that it was too late, he was sorry. It is always clothes. There is extrav agance, but not so much in proportion as might seem. "What," he asks "dc women want with so many dresses: They never wear them out." That de pends. There is an amount of good done, which men would hardly appreciate, in passing garments one tc another. Many a poorer women is lookand feeling more respectable and comfortable in the spare garments of hei more fortunate sister. Also, so long as men are scattering money in stock; lending, indorsing, and losing, and drinking expensive wines, and burning away their lives and their cigars at the same time, let them not indulge in this one base economy of pinching then wives. It is a point on which woman is proud, or we should hear more of it. She must be pretty far gone really tc complain of her husband. And to com plain to him would be harder. She knows too well that it would be of little avail. It seems to be thought a good joke that a man should be penurious and mean toward his wife. Witness the story of one who asked "Money? Where's the 25 cents I gave you yesterday?" Or the man who wanted change for a $1 bill. His wife was going to Cleveland, and would be sure to be wanting money to spend. Or the farmer who said : "Do put on a bettei shawl. It looks as if I couldn't afford to dress you decently." There's the slave chattel principle. Perhaps we have said enough Women will say "Amen." And men? There will be no one to say: "Thou arf the man." It is doubtful if one heari be touched. Nevertheless, it's true. Neio York Independent, TUB HORSE. The weight of the horse is an import ant item in estimating his value foi draft purposes, says the Western Agriculturist, for the fine-boned horse with' well-developed muscles, may do as much work as the heavier-boned one foi a short time, and is even better foi road purposes, but in plowing or othei heavy, steady drawing, the light horse becomes useless. Then, in price, the weight is an important item. If a good horse weighs over 2,000 pounds he readily sells for more than a $1 pei pound; 1,800 to 2,000 pounds for less than a $1 per pound. . Under that the price readily declines, 1,200 to 1,50( pound grade horses selling at 25 and 3( cents per pound, though it is consider ably more than any other grade of stocl on the farm will bring. By popular vote, eighteen counties ii Georgia have abolished fences.

The Indiana Vnmmtv. BLOOMINGTON, IND College Year begins September 0th. Tuition Free. Both sexes admitted on equal conditions. For catalogue and other information Address, W. W. Spangles, Lemuel Moss. 0 Secretary, President. ft. W. MIESS, J. H LOUDEN LOUDEN fe MIERS, Attorn es at Law, LO0MINGT0N, INDIANA. 0BFm Office over National Bank. . W. P. Rogers, Jos. E. Henley. Rogers & Henley ATTORN1ES AT LAW". Bdoomington, - - Ind. Collections und settlement of estates are made specialties. OlUee North east side of Square, in Mayor's building. nvotf. W. Friedly, Harmon H. FrietUy. FRIEDLY & FRIEDLY, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Office over the Bee Hive" Store. Bloomington, Indiana Henry L Bates. BOOT AND SHOE MAKER BLOOMINGTON, Imp. BdT" Special atteution given to soleing and patching. C. R. W or rail, Attorney at Law & NOTARY I?TJI3JLIC Bloomington, ----- Ind. Office: West Side - overMcCallas ORCHARD HOUSE S. M. ORCHARD, Proprietor. The traveling public willfind firstclass accommodations, a splendid Sample room, and a Good table. Opposite depot. Board furnished by the day or week t28 NATIONAL HOUSE East of the Square. LEROY SANDERS, Proprietor. BLOOMINGTON, IND. B, This Hotel has just been remodeled, and is convenient in every respect, Rates reasonable. 6-1 C, Vansandt, Undertakers DEALERS IN Metallic Burial Caskets, and Cases Coffins, &c. Hearse and Carriages furnished to order, Shop on College Avenue. noith md W. O. Fee's Building. ' nl8 Bloomington, Indiana. RESIDENT DENTST DrJ. W. CHAIN Offiee over McCada Co.'s Store bloomington, Iud. All work Waranted. l?ft W. J .Allen, DEALER IN -.jpjf HARDWARE, Stoves, Tinware, Doors, Sash, Agri. cultural Implements. Agent for Buckeye Binders, Reapers, and Mowers. Also manufacturer of Van Slykes Patent Evaporator. South Side the Square. BLOOMINGTON, IND. THE BEST AND CHEAPEST WATCH REPARING GO TO JOHN I. SMITH. This work is made a specialt by him and much care is taken that all work is satisfactory done.

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Motion ffioute. 2 Through Passenger Trains, Daily 2 BETWEEN CHICAGO and LOUISVILLE, CHICAGO and JACKSOMVILLE. Affords the Best, Cheapest, Quickest, most direct, and most desirable Route to all parts of the Great West and North West, the 'South and South West. Time in effect March 18th, 1883. CHICAGO TIME! NORTH. CHICAGO MAIL. KIGHT EX. Bloomington 11.59 pm 11,02 pm Chicago 9.00 pm 7.00 am SOUTH. LOUISVILLE MAIL. NIGHT EX. Bloomington 5.06 pm 3.21 am Louisville 9.10 pm 7.20 am Two daily through Express trains, without change, connecting closely with the great through lines out of Chicago and Louisville, giving only ONE CHANGE of cars to all the principal towns and cities in the northwest and in the southwest. Unexcelled traveling accommodations. No re-checking of Baggage. No delay in connections. Less hanges of cars than by any other oute. - Sell thaough tickets to all parts of the country. Check baggage through to destination. Time cards, railroad maps, rates, routes, through tickets and through baggage checks, obtained only of CARTER PERING, Station Ticket Agent, Bloomington, Ind. Mubbay Kellab, G.P, A.t Louisville, Ky. TO THE EAST. TO THE NORTH. TO THE WcJST. TO THE SOUTH VIA THE Ohio & Missiisippi R'y THE Great Through Car and gey Fast Time Route! A DAILY TRAINS) Cincinnati & i umctunau ioimville. -toDAILY StLouis EASTWARD Stations. Acc'm Day Night Leaves, Exp. Exp. Accm. Vinc'nes, 12.57pm, 2.23am, 12.50pm Mitchell, 2.47pm, 2.23am, 3.27pm Seymour, 3.49pm, 4.01am, 5pm. Arrive at Louisville, 6.25pm, 6.20am, 8.23pm Ciucinnati, 6.35pm, 0.39am, 3.23pm A ccommodation has Day Coaches without Change to Cincinnati. Daily Express has Parlor Cars aud Day Coaches without change to Cincinnati. Dining Cars Seymour to Cincinnati. Night Express has Palace Sleep ing cars and Day coaches to Cincinnati und Louisville without change. Dining cars Seymour to Cincinnati. Also, Sleeping cars to Washington and Baltimore without change, WESTWARD: Accommodation leaves Seymour at lO.SOara, Mitchell 11.21am, Vinecnnes 2,05 pm, Flora 3.55 pm, arrives at StLouis 7 25 pm. Day Express leaves Seymour at 10 50 am, Mitchell 1151am, Vincenm s2 05 am, Flora 3 55 am; arrives at StLouis 6 20 pm. Night Express leaves Seymour 10 38 pm, Mitchell 11 47 pm, Vi. cennes 2 05 am, Flora 3 55 am ; arrive at St Louis, 7 10 am. Pacific Express leaves Seymour 2 20 am, Mitchell 3 51 am, Vincennes 6 am, Flora 805 am; arrive at St Louis 11 20 am. Accommodation has day coaches to St Louis without change. Day Express has parlor cars and day coaches to St Louis without change. Dining car Cincinnati to Seymour. Night Express has palpce sleeping caisandday coaches to St Louis without change. Also palace sleeping cars to Cairo and New Orleans without change. Pacific Express has p'llace sleeping cars and day coaches to St Louis without change. At Cincinnati: Direct connection with all lines diverging with through cars for all roints North ,East,Sontheast. At Louisville: Sure connection with through cars for all points South At St Louis: Close connection with through cars for all points Wes,Soufcb East and Northwest. For reliable information as to rates routes, tielcets, time, etc., apply in person or by letter to H:A. Treudley, agent Ohio & Mississippi R'y, Mitchell, Ind., or to T. W. Russell, traveling passenger agent, North Vernon, Ind. W. W. Peabody, W. B. Shattuc, Gen. Stip't. GenJl Pass. Agt CINCINNATI, O, H- J-NICHO LS ARCHITECT AND PRACTICAL BUILDER. Plans and Specifications carefully prepared for dwelling houses and publio buildings. Also estimations Of buildings completed throughout. All work finishsd at the time specified. Office in Bee Hive building. t27 $100,000 TO LOAN! All parties desiring loan of money can be accommodated by calling on the undersigned. We loan sums from $500 to Ten Thousand Dollars takiug fii'st mortgage on real estate as security. Hate of interest depends on amount desired. Give us a call. ROGERS & II EN LEY.

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Dr. E. G. West's Nerve and Brain Treatment, a guaranteed specific for Hysteria, Dizziness, Convulsion' Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous Prostration cansed by the use of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness Mental Depression, Softening of the Brain resulting in Insanity and leading to misery, decay and death, Premature Old age, Barrenness, Loss of Power in either sex, Involuntarp Losses and Spermatorahoea caused by over-exertion of the brain, self-abuse or over-indnlgence. Each box contains one month's treatment. One dollar a box, or six boxes for five dollars:, sent by mail prepaid on receipt ot price. We guarantee six boxes to cure any case. With each order received by us for six boxes, accompanied with five dollars, we will send Vhe purchaser onr written guarantee to refund the money if the treatment does not effect a cure. Guarantees issued only by H. LINDLEY. Bloomington, Ind. Xa Bercrelgn Remedy for U Camplalnu pooullu to Mishawaka, ind, Deo. 1, 1882. b. FsHOsrar: - Dear Sir: Ovorwork has done for me what it does for many. Desiring to benefit suffering women, I add my testimony to the value of Zoa-Ptiora. For Ave years I suffered greatly with Prolapsus, being obliged to uso a supporter during all those painful, weary years; but, thanks to your medicine, I wear it no more. I laid it off after using one and a half botl ?s. I am not well, but I work all the time, iad am better than I ever expected to be. You may use my letter, and if any one wishes to write me for more information, give them my full address. Miss C. Q. J ER8Bfirvil.i.B, 111., April 25, 1B83. Bear Sir:! am more than pleased with the effect of your Zo-Fit or in our daughter's case. I am surprised to see how she has improved. She is gaining in weight and color, and I think feels better than she ever did; her nerves are steady, and the distress in her chest Is entirely gone. I firmly believe that Zoa-Phora is all that has aaved her life. I arr. willing you should use my letter, for I am not afraid to tell what a wonderful care yovr medicine is. Yours respectfully, Mrs. Sarah Randolph. N. B. This was a case of suppression. From Mrs. John Spltler, No. 28 W1H 8t, Fort Wayne, Ind. I have suffered for sixteen years with spasmodic pain in my head and general nervous debility. Recently I had a severe attack of pain in my head, caused by weakness and nervous exhaustion. I thought I should die. My husband Bald we would te6t Zoa-Phora thoroughly. He gave It to me according to directions fier severe cases, and in less than two hours 1 had complete relief. J advise all ladies who suffer from nervous or sick headache, or any form of female weakness, to use Zoa-Phora. There is no medicine to compare with it. May 13, 1882. Our Pamphlet on 'Diseases of Women and Children, Sent gratis. Every woman above 15 years of age, especially Mothers should read it. Address II. PKJ GELiar A CO, Sold by Druggists. Kalamazoo, Midi. Ail letter marked private a re read by Dr. Pksobl& only Sold only by H. Liudley and J. M. Faris. Piles are frequently preceded by a sense of weight in the back, loins and lower part of the abdomen, causing the patient to suppose he has some affection of the kidneys or neigh iug organs. At times, symptoms of indigestion nre present, as flatulcney, uneasiness of the stomach, etc. A moisture, like perspiration, producing a very disagreeable itching, particularly at night after getting warm in bed, is a very common attendant-. Blind Bleeding and Itching Piles yield at once to the application of Dr. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which avv3 directly upouthe parts affected, absorbing the Tumor?, allajing the intense itching and effecting a permanent cure, where all other remedies have failed. Do not delav until the drain on the system produce? permanent disability, but try it and be cured. Price, 50 cents. Sent prepaid on receipt of price. Address. The Dr. Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua, Ohio. Sold by Hiram Lindley, WANT OF FAITH. If H. Lixdlev's, the Druggist, does not succeed it is not for the want of faiih. He has such faith in Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup as a remedy for Coughs, Colds, Consumption, and Lung affections, that he will give a bottle free to each and every one who is need of a medicine of this kind. CAUSE OF FAILURE. Want of confidence accounts for half of the business failures of to-day H. Lindley's, the Druggistf is not liable to fail for the want of confidence in Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup, for he gives away a bottle free to al! who are suffering with Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Consumption and all arlectious of the Throat and Lungs. FREE! RELIABLE SELF-CURE. A ....-1 .MMAMn.lj.M . V .Vmost noted and successful specialists In the U. S. (now retired) lor thecureof Xervovm JDeMUtv, Iiomt yfnnttoott, WoaJmtfMaud Mieaay. Sent In plain uenlcd euvelopefeee. Druggists can fill IU Address DR. WARD & CO.. Louisiana. Mo. 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Man's pathway is beset by dangers.. Earth, air and see conspire against him. All the old perils the cyelone, the thunderbolt, the tTftiiftrnns ice-crust, the mn-ft-WEV.

the shipwreck fceM remain. Modern civilization has furnished the flying railway taain, the steam boiler, the tmzzwsaw, &c, and daily adds to the category. Accident Insurance has become indispensible to every prudent man. The oli and reliable Travelers' Insurance Companay, of Hartford, meets this want exactly. L. D. Rogers, Agt., " 9-23 Bloomington, Ind. FOB SALE. Large House and one acre of ground on 1st street. A good House nnd six acres of grouud in the city limits. Two Houses and lots on north Rail Road Street. ROGERS & HENLEY, Agte. Below is a partial list of those who carry Life Policies in the Hew York Life Insurance Company: Dr. J. D. Maxwell, Hon. R. C.Foster, Hon. R. W. Miers, Hon. W. C. Duncan, W. B. Hughes, S. E. Carmichael, C. S. Alexander, Rev. A. B. Philput, $ Prof. K. P. Colei Prof. S. B. Wylie, W. S. Bradfuts, E. P. Adams, O. H. Wade, Rev. J. A. Bower, C. O. DuBois, See L. D. Rogers, Special Agent, and get one. tf W.B. Baker. S. Neeld. BAKER & NEELD. Bloomington, - - Ijjd. Having bought the Stock of John P. Smith and greatly increased it, we are now prepared to sell at the very lowest rates any kind of FURNITURE, Call at our store on the north sidie and look at stock and learn Prices. Bloomington, Ind., August 25, 1883. 00!( For it is of Great Importance! MATHEWS & TURNER. We have moved into our new room in the new block on West 5 th st with a full scock of new goods in the furniture line. Every thing that you need is kept by tuem. As "we propose to sell them at h.e very lowest cash prices, the citizens of Stanford, Harrodsburg, Ellettsville, and Unionvilleand the eountry round for 20 miles are invited to come and see us and leern our prices and we guarantee satisfaction. No trouble to show goods. Billiard Parlor. South side the Square. BLOOMINGTON, IND. ES s a 02 H O m o 5 .2 t5 rl o e-3 H3 2 u g a O 8J5 3 9 This Parlor is conducted strictli on a moral basis, and the amuse ment-loving people are invited t call and enjoy a game of Pool ot Klliards. W. S. DAUGHERTY, Pbo'b Walnut Street HOTEL, BLOOMINGTON, IND. Located on the East side of the square. Terms reasonable. Boarders hj the day or week. Special inducements to traveling men. 3 E tS : 1 "8S 1 WANTED. To buy real estate either in town or country. Also have for sale val uable property. Enquire of EAST 4b EAST ,

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