Bloomington Telephone, Volume 7, Number 26, Bloomington, Monroe County, 27 October 1883 — Page 6

jtXlCCJDOTES Oi' SUEKIDAif. Gea. Sheridan is 52 years of ago. His mother, a good old woman of 83, lives in a Iramblo homo in Perry, Ohio, 5o which ouce a year her distinguished f on makes a pilgrimage. A writer in ta. Chicago News tails these anecdotes of tae maa : One who knows him well vouches for the truth of the story that the first time Phil Sheridan was ever on a horse vas when Bill Seymour, a boy in Perry county, Ohio, put him on a fiery animal, unsaddled, unbridled, and told him to hold on with haa kaees. And he didvtmtk !&& Jke&e had galloped abonttwo mileo across an open country, when the beaat came to a halt. Phil was sttil "dn : hia back folding on with his knees. It became lite talk of the country. ': '.'. He was an errand-boy and the driver of a water-cart in Zanesville. His elder brother had some influence with the Congressman of the district, and in 1848 had Phil appointed as-a cadet to the United States Military Academy. In school he was a student. The honor of discovering bis merits as a soldier lies between Gen. Grant and the lateBtlwin M. Stanton. The two Utter and President Lincoln were talking one evening about the cavalry being without a head or leader. Buford was dead. "How would Sheridan do" asked the Secretary of War. "That's the very man," answered Gen. Grant. "Do you know him?" asked President Lincoln. "I do" replied Gen. Grant. "I watched him at Missionary Bidge." "Ssnd for him," responded the President. Once, after a certain battle, Gen. Sheridan went on a visit to his native heath. The fa& that he was coming stirred up those along the way. They prepared him a royal reception. One of the trains came in and a shout went up. The crowd seized a richly uniformed soldier, and the hurrahs for Sheridan circled to the sun. The band played and the anvil artillery belched. The soldier was carried to a coach, and the committee was crushed by the populace. As the conveyance was about to move, some newspaper reporter chanced to discover that the guest was another man CoL Mike Sheridan, the brother of the General. He had submitted to the inundation of welcome. - ,

The next train brought in the right man. The excitement was not quite so intense, having spent its force on Col. Mike. The way was open' to th old stage-coach, which waited. v The committee bowed at the door. The warrior, arriving at the step, mpidoned the committee to precede him, The members went in and were seated. Then the General shut the door, and csid, "Gentlemen, with your permission I will ride with the driver." The master of the reins glowed like a heated furnace. He drove away in a manner that was stately. '

TUB XOKDOJT FLUITICT. W. J.' Stillman says in " Characteristics of London," in the Century : "In the intonation of the .low-toned command is the highest expression of that incommunicable, indescribable, and, except by generations of cultivation, unattainable quality we call high breeding. In the reply to it is that perfect antithesis in breeding, which we ought to call low the profound, unquestioning and unhesitating prostration of self of the traditional hereditary 'flunky,' disciplined like a soldier, who, as his master never permits himself to express a disturbing emotion, never allows himself an expression of surprise or a word of comment, who's self -command is as great as his master's, perhaps greater a well appareled statue, save when an order is given; whose bows and deference for his master's guests are graduated by the distance at which they sit from the head of the table; & human creature that sees riothinsr.

knows nothing, and believes nothing which his master does not expect him to see and know and believe; who, if he thinks of a heaven at all, never dreams that it can be the same thing for his master .and himself; he hopes to meet his father and grandfather and great-grandfather in the servants' hall of that celestial abode where his master and all the family for countless generations will dwell in their mundane state; his brains could no more take in the parable of Dives and Lazarus than the laws of Kepler, and the most insensate chartist or radical could never inspire in him an ambition to be anything beyond butler in his master's mansion." CHILDREN'S SPKNDlfH MONET. A lady of my acquaintance gives an allowance to each of her children, from the eldest girl of 18 who has her $5 a month, out of which she pays all expenses for her clothing, etc., consulting with her mother of course, and she certainly is well and tastefally clad, down to the little fellow of 6, who has his 2 cents a week for spending money, and three if he is very good. This has effectually broken up his old habit of

begging daily for pennies to spend. He has his income and no more, unless he earns more by doing errands; for his mother believes in teaching children early, to be industrious, and to think it no digrace, but rather honorable, to earn money for themselves and for others. And so well have lessons of prudence, economy and industry been learned that he and his little brother next older have purchased a new croquet set out of their savings. It was entirely their own plan. Anna H. Howard, in the Household. AS ELEPHANT'S DISCIPLINE. According to the author of "Under the Sun," Mr. Phil Eobinson, the popular description of an elephant is "a square animal with a leg at each corner and a tail at both ends." The crowd also sums up the moral character of this Titan among mammals by saying it is sagacious and docile. "What the crowd calls docility in an elephant is, Mr. Robinson says, the vory quality which in the veteran soldier is known as discipline. To support his remark, he tells the story of the standard-bearing elephant of a Mahratta King who won a victory for its royal master. The story condensed is as follows : The huge beast was carrying on its back the royal ensign, the rallying point of the Mahratta host. At the beginning of the engagement, the elephant's mahout, just as he., ordered it to halt, received his death wound, and fell off its back. The obedient elephant stood its ground. The shock of battle closed around it and the standard it carried. But the elephant never moved a yard, refusing to advance or retire the standard entrusted to it. The Mahrattas still seeing the flag flying in its place, would not believe that the day was going against them, and rallied again and again round their immovable standard bearer. Meanwhile the elephant stood there in the verv heart of the conflict, btraining its ears all the while to catch above the din of battle the sound of the voice which would never speak again. The wave of war soon passed on, leaving the field deserted- The Mahrattas swept by in victorious pursuit of the now routed foe. But as a rock standing out from the ebbing flood, the elephant stood in its place, with the slain heaped round it, and the standard still floating above ifs castled baek. For three'days and nights it remained wnere it had been told to remain. Neither bribe nor threat could move it. They sent to a village a hundred miles away, and fetched the mahout's little son. Then the elephant, jememberiug how its dead master had often in brief absence delegated authority to the child, confessed its allegiance. With the shattered battle harness clanging at each stately stride, it swung slowly along the road behind the little boy. SUSPECTED OF MURDER. A gentleman in an interior town of Michigan became conscious of mos suspicious glances cast upon him by his friends and acquaintances. Then he became aware that his footsteps were dogged. A constable was occasionally seen around his house and subsequently a stranger, who afterward turned out to be a detective, appeared. Tortured and troubled, the gentleman at last asked a friend the meaning' of it all. "Don't you know?" said he. "They suspect you of murder. "Of murder !" said the horrified man. "What do you mean?" "You received a postal-card last week." "Very likely I received a dozen." "But on this postal-card were written these words, Be sure and save the child, but kill the mother,' and the Postmaster read" But at this a smile, ending in a guffaw, broke in upon this dialogue. The postal-card had come from a theatrical manager, for whom the gentleman had written a play, which the manager wanted amended according to these directions. Detroit Free Press.

The revised figures for marriages in Paris during 1882 are as follows: Between young men and young women, 17.579; young men and widows, 1,206; widowers and young women, 1,710; widows and widowers, 904. The number of divorces is given at twelve. What Is Money Weighed against that health it so often falls to buy? Dross indeed. While we can none of us'claim a total exemption from the greatest of all ills to which flesh is heir ill lioalth we may do much to lessen the chances of incurring it, and this not alone by iho adoption of such sanitary measures as nrc to bo found in daily exercise, regular hours, pruderies in earing and drinking1, and a wholesome diet, but also by resorting to the judicious preventive medication when the Tsy'stcm Is threatened by unhealthful influences. For instance, residents or sojourners in malarIons localities should use Hostettor's Stomach Bitters as a defense against chills and fever, and persons who incur much out-of-door exposure should employ it as a safeguard acainst rh'-umatiPin. Travelers in the tropics find it invaluable also as a moans of arresting liver complaint anil constipation, and counteracting the debilitating influence or a torrid climate.

An English maga ine is speculating as to fh iriTid of clothes irhosts wear." We al-

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tforrintvwn Herald. Ah effective medicine for kidney diseases, low fevers and nervous prostration, and well worthy of a trial, is Brown's Iron Bitters. The coinspaid for beer are bar nickels of society.

FORTY BILLION GERMS. i A Wonderful Theory that Concerns the Welfare, Happinc, and lASe of Everyone. Iu his quiet and cosy library at the close of a busy day sat a frentleman and his wife, he absorbed in a new book and she in the newspaper. Quickly glancing toward her husband, she asked, at a certain point in the article "John, what is the germ theory?" "The germ theorywell yes; just look in the encyclopedia under 'Germ,' that will explain it so much bettor than I can." Accordingly his wife opened the book at the word named and read: Germ Theory of Disease A theory advanced by the ablest and best invostigators and scienristo of the times. It supposes the surface of the earth, the air and the water to bo inhabited to a greater or less extent with a peculiar growth of the lowest, form of fuugi commonly termed bacteria, whose power of reproduction, under favprable conditions, is so groat that a single germ will increase to 15,000,000 in twentyfour hours' time, and unchecked in its increase would grow to a mass of 800 tons, in three days' time, if space and food be furnished. There is no condition under which it can be said to be absent, unless it be from lire or air flittered through cottcm-liattiryr in numerous layers. A single drop of water containing a germ, put into water boiled, flittered and thus freed from bacteria, will grow murky in a day or two from the development of now germs. When it is considered that it requires about 40,000,000,000 to weigh one grain, some remote idea can be had 06 the capacity of germ reproduction. Prof. John Tyndall, in a late work, elaborately treats of the influence of germs in the propagation of disease and charges upon this eause the inception and development of very many of the ailments most injurious to man. Prof. Pasteur, an eminent French savant, has carried his original and beautiful experiments so far, and from them deduced such practical results as very greatly to diminish the number of cases of anthrax among sheep and chicken cholera among fowls proving his theory that thes are essentially and actually germ diseases. These germs are carried into the system through the lungs, the stomach, and possibly the skin, but through the lungs chiefly. Once in the system, they begin to develop, poisoning the blood, invading the nerve centers, disturbing the functional activity of the great organs of the body and inducing1 a general impairment of the vital processes. They are the cause of

fevers, rheumatism, Iiright's disease of the kidneys, pneumonia, blood-poisoning, liver disease, diphtheria and many other ailments. Lately Prof. Koch, a famous German physician, has proved that consumption of the lungs is due to this cauao the presence of a peculiar germ. When the circulation is bounding, the nerves elastic and the system all aglow with life and energy, the germs seem to develop poorly, if at all. But with -weakened nerves, poor digestion or mul-assimilation of food or a lowering of vitality from any causo, a change ensues, and in this impovevished and weakened fluid the germ finds a genial home and develops until symptoms of disease are distinctly manifested. This is seen in the every day experiences of all. The healthy man resists the influences around Mm and does not take cold, while those whose systems have become weak from any cause readily contract colds. This is on thjc same principle as the germ theory. The germs attack any weakened spot in the body, and fixing themselves upon it, begin their propagation. It is plain therefore that it is only by fortifying the weak portions of the body that the germs of disease ean bo resisted and driven from the system. But. this has proved almost an impossibility .hereto? orc,and it has been the study of physicians for years how best to accomplish it. Within the past few years, however, a preparation has been attracting great attention, not only throughout the entire land, but among the medical profession and scientists generally, which is based upon this theory, and it may safely bo said, no remedy has ever been found which can so successfully place the system in a condition to resist the germs of disease as Warrior's Safe Cure. This article is unquestionably the best and most eilieient that has ever been discovered for this purpose, and "John, say, John! does the encyclopedia advertise Warner's Safe Cure?" "I should not wonder, dear, it's a grand remedy, and that pamphlet we received the other day stated that Dr. Gunn, of the United States Medical College indorsed it. At all events the wonderful cures it is accomplishing Entitle it to be honorably noted among the great discoveries of the present century." However the facts above stated maybe, the truth remains, that the germ theory of disease is the correct one and that the great remedy mentioned Js the only one which has ever been found that can put the system in a condition to kill these germs before they obtain ahold upon the body, and undermine the life. HER AMSyDXEXT.

If a woman may not "propose," she may at least give a hint to a bashful suitor : x A member of the English House of Commons, who had been paying attention to a young lady for a long while, had taken her to attend the House until she was perfectly posted up in its rules: On the last day of the session, as they came out, he bought her a bouquet, saying, "May I offer you my handful of flowers?" Promptly she replied: "I move to amend by omitting all after the word hand." He blushingly accepted the amend" ment, and they adopted it unanimously. If you would not have an affliction visit you twice, listen at once to what it teaches. Burgh. Whew we consider the number of huxnsm beings that die with Consumption every year, the importance of a medicine that will cure all Throat and Lung Diseases that tend to this .complaint, and even to the destroyer after it has indicated its presence in the system, must be admitted to be beyond all estimate. This wonderful power is claimed to be possessed by Amjen's Lung Balsam, which is introduced to the suffering public after its merits for the positive cure of such diseases have been fully tested. The formula from which it is prepared is referred to by the lead ng medical journals as beingequal to any preparation that can be made up for such diseases by the medical faculty. The Balsam is, consequently, recommended by physicians who have become acquainted with its great, success. For sale by all medicine dealers. Bole' for church fair oyster suppers Twice ono Is stew. IiusHMOitB, Ohio. Dr. A. Page, says: "I have prescribed Brown's Iron Bitters in several instances, and iu each cuso obtained good results." Hastokebohief flirtations at the beaoh are eea waves that are not sad. Dn you read how Josiah Pitkin, of Chelsea, Vt, was cured of a terrible sore leg by Hood's Sarsaparilla, the blood purifier? A kipping air The one the mosquito sings before he bites. Ciotsvim-e, Ala. Dr. W. Carter, says: "I have used Brown's Iron Bitters In my own family for indigestion with great benefit." Baistno food from the plate to the mouth is the best health lift "Your Samaritan Nervine cured my soufe fits," writes Mrs. S. M. Parkhurst, of Girard, Mich. Joim Milton, by writing "Paradise Lost," proved himself the original "fall' poet All pain in the nervous sysfem, wind collo cramps etc., cured by Samaritan Nervine.

Tlie Conductor. Conductor Warren, of Winona, Minn., says: "I used one bottle of Warner's Whits Wine of Tar Syrup when I was so hoarse I could not speak above a whisper, and in twenty-four hours it cured in& It is the best remedy I ever saw." None. A. W. None, No. 127 La Salle street, Chicago, for several years prominently identified, with speculation in grain and provisions, has adopted a new method by which small as well as large amounts can be judioioiiBly invested. Particulars furnished on application, Level-Headed. When Fogg was asked regarding the latest addition to the English language, he said he would ask his wife. She always had the last word. His wife said Carboline was not only the latest but the best.

Free to All Ministers. I will jive two bottles of Warner's White Wine of Tar free of all costs to any minister who will send us an order from his storekeeper for two dozen bottles of the same. Catarrh and Hay Fever. For twenty years I was a suiferer from Catarrh of the head and threat in a very aggravated form, and during the summer with Hay Fever. I procured a bottle of Ely's Croam Balm, and after a few applications received decided benefit was cured by one bottle. Have had no return of the complaint. Charlotte Parker, Waverly, N. 1". (Price 50 cents per bottle.) Pore Cod-liver .Oil, made from selected livers on the sea-shore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York. It is absolutely pure and sweet. Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others Physicians have decided it Huperior to any of the other oils In market H. B. Bbtant's Chicago Business College is laid out on a grand scale has 20 firstclass instructors, 555,000 square feet of floorage, 40 to (SO classes daily, and all the modern facilities Send for circulars.

Chapped Hands, Face, Pimples, and rough Skin, cured by using Juniper Tab Soap, made by Caswell, Hazard & Co. . New York. Skinny Men " Wells'Health Renewer" restores health and vigor.oures dyspepsio,fmpotence. $1.

To CURE a sore throat, gargle with Piso's Cure for Consumption. 25 cents. "Rough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice, flieB, roaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin, chipmunks. lOo.

A child that wakes with croup should have a dose of Piso's Cure. Wells' "Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it Complete, permanent cure. Oorns,warts,bunion3.

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HUMORS. The animal fluids of the body, when poorly nourished, become vitiated and cause eruptions to appear on the skin. They are objectionable from their disfigurement, and vary in character from a constant, uneasy seuKatiou to a positive distress and severe pain. Hood'H Sarsaparilla corrects the derangement of tbo functions, enriches the fluidx, purities the blood, and changes the diseased condition to one of health and vigor. Pimples. H a wobdFlynn, of New York, had so many pimples and blotches on his face that he was ashamed. He tried various remedies without effect. Hood's Sarsaparilla puriaed his blood, and all blemishes disappeared. King-worm. My brother is a victim to a humor which brings ringworms all over his face. He is using Hood's Sarsaparilla. and already is so much benefited that his eyes are no louver alfec-ted. He will continue it use till ho teels iully cured. L. E. Howahd, Temple, N. H, Klieum. My little hoy was so badly afflicted with a humor that we had to initteu hia hands to keep him from rubbing the sores, which itched and discharged a watery matter. Before he h-ul nnialfbu one bottle of Hood's Saivaparilla the sores were healed. I,. J. CUSUKXT, Merchant, Warner, N. H.

Hood's Sarsaparilla. Sold by Druggists. St : six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD i CO.. Apothecaries. Lowell. Mass.

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TELEGRAPH ITEM. Utica, Juno 9, 1883. Fhahk W. Hoffman, clerk of the American District Telegraph Co., says: "Having had occasion to use a medicina for kidney trouble with a lame back, I waa recommended by one of our Utica druggists to use Hunt s Bemedy, as he had sold a good deal of it to many of our leading families hero with groat success for kidney, liver and urinary troubles. I purchased some, and have only used three bottles. It has cured me, and I can truly recommend Hunt's Bemedy to any one in need of the best medicine for these complaints." I send you a statement of my case. I will write yon with a double purpose first, to thank you for the great amount of good your medicine, "Hunt's Remedy," has done me ; and, secondly, with the hope that my recovery will induce some sufferer to do as I did, "use the great specific and be cured." For noarly a whole year I was an invalid, nnablo to go out of the honse, and a great part of the time confined to my bed, a living, powerless subject of the most dreadful of all diseases, "kidney complaint." From the long suffering I became weak from the loss of strength, with a lack of vitality, and very much reduced in flesh. All this time I was taking various medicines, and under the care of our family doctor, and not receiving a particle of help. I had almost despaired of getting well when my attention was called to Hunt's Bemedy by a boarder in my family, I commenced taking it (unknown to the doctor) with but little hopes of relief. This non-belief was soon dispelled, however, as I daily began to improve. I continued the use of Huut's Bemedy (and to mako a long story short), used eight bottles, dispensed with the doctor, and to the surprise of all who knew me, and my own great satisfaction, became as well as ever. All pains and aches vanished, appetite returned, gained strengtband flesh, and to-day consider liryselE as well as ever, and only too fe-lttd to place my testimony with that of many others. That your medicine, "Hunts Remedy," hronght me from a sick bed I well know, and many people who know of my condition pronounce ray euro alruost miraculous. I am happy to say I am enjoving excellent health, thanks to your valuable medicine, Hunt's Remedy. Has. L. W. Cbark, , KB Main Street. HaRTTOh". OojfJf.. Mar 21. 1SSS.

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Wm. C. Dlpgra, Merchant, of Bowling Green, Va., write. April 4, 1881, that he want, us to know that the Lnng Rahaw ha rnreff hi. m-iiher of Coatuuiptton, after the physician had given her no as tni-urable. He any. other knowing her case ban taken the Batsatn and been cured. He think, all to afflicted anonld give lta trial.

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Vital artK ions!! Ask the most eminent physician Of an' school, what is the best thing in the world for quieting and allaying all irritation of the nerves and caring all forms of nervous complaints, giving natural, childlike, refreshing sleep always ? And they will tell yon unhesitatingly "Some form of Hops!" CHAPTER I. Ask any ox all of the most eminent physicians: "What is the best and only remedy that can be relied on to core all diseases of th kidneys and urinary organs; such as Bright ' disease, diabetes, retention or inability to retain urine, and all the diseases and ailments peculiar to Women" And they will tell yon explicitly and emphatically "Buchu." Ask tHe same physicians "What is the most reliable and surest cur for all liver diseases or dyspepsia, constipation, indigestion, biliousness, malarial fever, ague, &c?" and they will tell you: "Mandrake! or Dandelion!" Hence, when these remedies are combined, with others equally valuable And compounded into Hop Bitters, such a wonderful and mysterious, curative power is developed which is so varied in its operations that no disease or ill-health can possibly exist or resist its power, and yet it is Harmless for the most frail woman, weakest invalid or smallest child to use. CHAPTER II. "Patients Almrwif. rfoarl Ar Tuvtrrtr rlvinir"

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