Bloomington Telephone, Volume 7, Number 25, Bloomington, Monroe County, 20 October 1883 — Page 7

HE LAID THAR. ! swsfcy Natlv, fTrom the ffctrolt Fres it J It was 4ovtx talott Bowling Owen, Ky., 4ft tie line of the LonisYille and JStwlmlle read It was court day in town, bringing in a large crowd, and the celebrated "Indian doctor" wajs there -with his wagon and his cures. He harangued the crowd for forty minutes before he made the least impression, and then the old man began to ease np in a sneaking kind of way. "Do you suffer with dyspepsia asked the doctor: ! ' T "Yaw. ;; '; -v "Then ifigr omponnd 'f the fortyfour difierenit kmdsof ifiots'will cure yon." r , , A woman advanced anil .took the old man by tie am and whispered: "Lemuel, you han't got dyspepsia no no more'n our cat, and you shant buy nuthin'P "Madam, is that your husband ?" asked root and herbs. "Yes, sir." "I notice that his liver & out of order. Xiet him take one bottle of my elixir and he will be restored. . Let him neglect bjmself three months longer and he fills a dishonored grave." The old man was going down for a dollar, but she stopped him with : "No, you shant. Smartwood tea and vinegar will rinse the liver as clean as a whistle, and weVe got both in the house." f "And I ah and I ah noticed that he is predisposed to dropsy," continued the doctor, as he waved his bottle around. " "This elixir, cures dropsy in forty-eight hours. Neglect the disease, and a funeral procession is wending its horrid way over these romantic mountains. The old man went down again. but the wife gave him a push and called out: . Dropsy! why, you old idiot, you never had energy enough to get it, and if you ever do HI cure you with sage ..tea and kerosene oiL" "And I ah and I ah, discover that his blood needs replenishing," eontintinued the doctor. "My elixir contains twelve kinds of iron, atid is warranted to furnish new blood at the rate of a gallon a day. Some of the best blood in America is the work of my elixir. President Garfield was about to order twenty-four bottles the day he was shot. Go into the White House and joull find it en the sideboard. Jay Gould uses it. Yanderbiltrill have no other !" "Jerusha, m have it!" said the old man. I want about eight gallons of sew blood the worst way!" Ton don't!" "Idol "You sha'n't have it P "IwfllP Then she shut her teeth hard, drew a full breath, and seizing the old man by the back f the neck and the coat-tail she ran him through the crowd and steered him under a wagon with the remark: "Now, you lay thar! If this family has sjot any disease I cant tackle and cure inside of two hours 111 leave and let yea run the ranch! Now HI see to old Elixir V Bat the doctor was a man of policy. "When he sawther coming and noticed the color of her eyes he locked up his medicine chest and calmly began : "iSillow-ciiizens,-1 desire to call your attention to these suspenders at 25 cents per pair, and, by the way, here is a cake of seen ted toilet soap for the lady who prevented her husband from admitting his constitutional ailment in the presence -of a life-insurance agent. Who takes the first pair?" "HIS WIPE'S NOSE." Two gentlemen, at a large reception last winter, were discussing one of the foremost politicians of the country, a man who, whether in office or not, al

ways keeps himself prominently before the public "I knew him at college," said one of the gentlemen. "He was a man with a dear head, extraordinary memory and much personal magnetism. But I cannot understand why he chose a public life, or has poshed himself forward so persistently. He was a lazy, thoughtful, visionary fellow, absolutely destitute of ambition." "I can tell you the secret," said the other. "You will find it in his wife's nose. There she is ! Did you ever see a more perfect incarnation of energy and love of command? Napoleon would have chosen her for one of his Marshals on first sight." His friend was amused a the guess and said, presently, "There is another of my old classmates, P- . He was a thin, ambitious,cholarly fellow, with refined tastes and high aims, He now is a fat, indolent animal, without a thought, apparently, but his cigar and dogs. Who is to blame for that? His wife's mouth and her money. I will show her to you." He pointed out &f gross, voluptuous woman, richly dressed. "P he remarked, "ka& lived in idleness since his marrage. He was not strong enough to carry the weight of so much wealth and so much vulgarity. They have borne him down. He will never rise." Young men at school and'at college are very apt to be

enraptured with a sparkling eye, a rosy

cheek or some charm of manner in some young woman that they happen to meet. They are hardly masters of themselves; and a moonlight night, or a song, suddenly tempts them to ask the enchanting creature who has bewitched them to share their future. They do not consider that she will be the most real aotiv& fprce in their whole lives, almost irresistible with power to drag them down or lift them up in body, mind and spuh XV X XTENCXNG TUB JtTItV. Our editor usually declines to see a writer who calls to personally solicit the acceptance of his manuscript. The cause of the refusal is similar to that which led the Athenian court to decree that no accused person should be present at the decision of his case. Phyrene, the most beautiful woman in Athens, was prosecuted on a capital charge. Her advocate placed her in full view of her Judges, and then used his eloquence to excite their pity for his client. They could not find it in their hearts to condemn a woman of such extraordinary beauty. But in their cooler moments they were so ashamed of their judgment and so conscious of its cause, that they made the decree referred to. An English lawyer once tried to repeat this trick of the Athenian advocate. He was counsel for a lady who was the plaintiff in an action for breach of promise of marriage. As she was very handsome, the lawyer directed" that she should sit in court where the jury could see her. In his address, he frequently referred to "his highly attractive and modest client," who had been cruelly wronged by the unscrupulous defendant. When he sat down, the jury's feelings were decidedly in favor of the lady, whose beauty had won their hearts. The defendant's counsel soon broke this spell. "His learned friend," he said, "in describing the graces and beauty of the plaintiff, ought, in common fairness, not to have concealed from the jury the fact that the lady had a wooden leg!" f Court and spectators broke into laughter at this announcement, while the jury, ashmed of themselves, brought in a verdict for the defendant. Youths' Companion. TOZTSTG XEWS CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION, Young Men's Christian Associations have become a feature, and a prominent feature, of these later times. That these associations are not free from faults most people will be free to ad mit, but that they sjre a power for good, spite of imperfections, few will deny. The associations have fust had a grand and enthusiastic meeting in Liverpool. From the report submitted, it appears that in Great Britain and Ireland there are 172 associations, 17,618 members, and 4,596 associates. There are 132 libraries, with 95 reading-rooms. Nineteen of the associations occupy buildings of their own buildings which have cost $750,000. The annual income is about $150,000. In the United States there are some 900 associations. Taking into account the continent of Europe, the Australian colonies of Great Britain, Ireland and the United States and Canada, the associations throughout the world are probably not under 3,000. In Great Britain about twentyfive new associations have been formed during the year.. With all their success, however, it is generally admitted that the number of members is not at all in proportion to the splendid accommodation provided. Something has yet to be done, thinks the London Echo, to make them more attractive. CHRISTIAN MISSION'S IN TURKEY. It is astonishing how much attention is and has for generations past been paid to Turkey by the Christian churches of the West. The United States have vied with Great Britain in this particular, and there are no more prosperous missions either px European Turkey or in Asia Minor than those which bear the American name. The following figures will probably beget something like surprise in the minds of many of our readers. There are in the Turkish Empire, as is gathered from recently-published statistics, thirty central mission stations, five colleges for giving ordinary education and others for theological purposes; 121 churches, 400 preaching stations, 960 pastors, teachers and other Christian workers; 60,000 regular attendants at their places of worship, of whom 10,000 are communicants. This is a very respectable exhibit. But what are these among so maay ? The population of European and Asiatic Turkey is not under 25,000,000. Exchange. THE MECHANIC AI. V A JIM Kit. The farmer who can turn his hand so as to use successfully both the carpenter's plane and the blacksmith's hammer, is truly fortunate, because it enables him not only to mend his farm implements during leisure hours in winter, but it also enables him to repair a sudden breakdown, and encourages he boys to learn to use the tools and make improvements, exercising their ingenuity and skill.

rnviXQ aro jus oniGiNAZ. A good many young people try to be original, and make a miserable mistake in tlia etwto.vo, Thy imagine tlioy aan tura taa world round by somo oocentticity of dress or behavior, or by some method of speech, In general, they offend their friends, and delight their enemies. As a matter of fact, people had better let well alone, take up the customs of those about them, and rest assured that what the collect, ive wisdom of the world agrees to do, is on the whole, best. Here and there may be room for change, and possibly improvement, It might be better, for instance, that engagements only lasted six months; that drawing-rooms should be abolished as useless, or nearly so ; that wedding breakfasts were improved off the face of the earth, audthat a dozen other alterations were made in our social customs. It is very noble, possibly very heroic, to pose as a regenerator of society. All the same, people who are content to take thing3 as they are, will find the world wag much more easily with them than if they themselves troubled to try to regulate the laws of gravitation. In nine case out of ten young people will find the path of safety in following customs which are the rule. Originality may be exciting, but hi the majority of cases where it is tried, it will be found to entail a great deal of rouble and not a little personal worry. An Indianapolis baby was bitten, In teasing a pet Maltese kitten, Before a daj ended, St Jacobs Oil mended, And with it mothers aro smitten. A hunter who lives at Bear Bun, Hurt his arm by the kick of a gun, The hunt it did spoil, But St. Jacobs Oil Cured him before swelling begun.

LITERARY DISCRIMINATION. A young author had several articles rejected by the editor of a popular magazine. Later, another magazine accepts his work and he becomes famous. Editor of first magazine, meeting author and being introduced, says: "Why don't you send some of your work to us?" , "My dear sir, you have rejected so much of it in years gone by I couldn't think of troubling you again." Editor, somewhat at a loss what to say: "Rejected your contributions?" "Yes. But don't think I bear you any ill on that account. Not at all. I'm sure I should have done the same to you." Boston Post. It is an old saying that "charity begins at home," but this is no reason it should not go abroad. A man should live with the world. He may have a preference for the particular corner or square, or even the alley in which he lives, but he should have a generous feeling for the welfare of the whole. Cumberland. The Feeble Grow Strong. When Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is used to promote assimilation of the food and enrich the blood, Indigestion, the chief obstacle to an acquisition of strength by the weak, is an ailment which infallibly succumbs to the action of this peerless corrective. Loss of flesh and appetite, failure to sleep, and growing evidence of premature decay, are speedily counteracted by the great invigorant, which braces up the physical energies and fortifies the constitution against disease. No such protective against chills and fever and other diseases of a malarial type exists, and it relieves constipation, liver disorder, rheumatism, kidney and bladder ailments with certainty and promptitude. A change, as gratifying as it is complete, soon takes place in the appearance, as well as the sensations, of the wan and haggard invalid who uses this standard promoter of health and strength. A bah-tendeb can malt-treat a man as often as he pleases, without objections beins raised, The dissipated actor wears his "tights" on his nose Wadi,et, Ga. Dr. H. L. Battle, Jr., says: "Brown's Iron Bitters are very popular in this section and give entire satisfaction." "No mosb reflections, please," said the looking-glass after it had tumbled down stairs. Hood's Sarsaparilla is made of roots, herbs and barks. It gives tone to the stomach and mokes the weak strong.. Sold by Druggists. When a hen retires for the night, it is quite proper to speak of her as a rooster. "Pnt Up" at the Gault House. The business man or tourist will find firsi-class accommodations at the low price of $:! and 50 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-lamed hotel is located in the center of the citv, only one block from the Union Depot Iilevator; all anpoinments firstclasa , H. W. Hoyt, Proprietor. The Conductor. Conductor "Warren, of Winona, Minn., says: kI used one bottle of Warner's White Wine of Tar Syrup when I was so bourse I could noh speak above a whisper, and in twenty-four hours it cured me. It is the best remedy 1 ever taw." Nohe. A W. None, No. 127 La Salle street. Chicago, for several years prominently identified with (-peculation in graiu and provisions, has adopted a new method by which small as well as large amounts can be judiciously invested. Particulars furnished on application. Free to All Ministers. I will give two bottles of Warner's White Wine of Tar free of all costs to any minister who will send us an order from his storekeeper for two dozen bortiea of the same. The ills which flesh is heir to arc more often due to Impurities in the blood than is generally supposed. The purification of this vital fluid enables tho system to ward off its worst enemies. Hood's Barsaparilla is tho best blood purifier, and those who give it a trial will not be disappointed. It comes with high individual indorsement, is compounded by practical druggists, and of materials recognized as valuable by all physicians. H. B. Bryant's Cliicao-o BnainaKn flnll Aim is laid out on a errand aanlA h-! "(i firKf-.. class instructors, s'-V (H) s juare feet of fiooroge, 40 to OU daises daily, anil all the modern facilities. Send for otrculura

A DETECTIVE'S EXPERIENCE. fids Successful -Undertaking- and ncopo from u Impending Futo. From the Duff ado (Hi Y) HewH.3 One morning Bouunal jraara ago. Just an the dull gray light was beginning to show itself in the east, a small band oi men might have been seen deployed about a house on Ferry street, in Buffalo. There was nothing special either in the dress or appearance of the men to indicate their intention, but it was plain that they had business of importance on hand. Suddenly a man appeared at one of the windows, took in the situation at a glance, and, swinging himself outward with wonderful quickness, sculed the reof of the house. This man was Tom Ballard, the notorious counterleiter; and, armed to the teeth and fully realizing his situation, he defied justice and the oHioials below him. Some of the officers, knowing the desperate character of the man, proposed to shoot him until he was killed, but ono of the number promptly protested, and declared that if his brother officers would assist him to ascend, he would capture tho man alive. Accordingly ho began the difficult and dangerous task, and succeeded in bringing his prisoner to the ground in safety. The man who accomplished this task was Mr. Thomas Ci rtln, the present Superintendent of city police of Buffalo, N. Y. Mr. Curtin is a man who is known by every prominent detective and policeman in America, and he stands pre-eminently in the front rank of his profession. Quiet and gentlemanly in appearance and manners, he possesses a courage, combined with marked physical powers, that make him the terror of evildoers and the pride of law-abiding citizens. Pew .people can realize, however, the trials, exposures, and oven privations, to which the members Of every municipal police and Are department are exposed. Compelled to be on duty at uncertain hours, subjected to the most Inclement weather, and often necessitated by the nature of their duties to protracted undertakings, they endure a nervous and physical strain that is terrible. Such was the experience of Mr. Curtin in former days; and it is not surprising that he found himself suffering from a mysterious physical trouble. In relating his experience to a representative of this paper he said: "At times when was I on duty I would feel an unaccountable weariness and lack of energy. My appetite was also uncertain, and my head seemed dull and heavy. I did not fully understand these troubles, but supposed, as most people suppose, that I was suffering from malaria. I tried to throw off tho feeling, but it would not go. I thought I might overcome it, but found I was mistaken, and I finally became so badly off that it was almost impossible to attend to my duties. I have known any number of men in the police and fire departments of this country who have been afflicted as I was, and I doubt not there are to-day hundreds similarly troubled who, like myself, did not know tho cause, or really what ailed them." "Your present appearance, Mr. Curtin, does not indicate much physical debility," said the interviewer as he looked at the 220 pounds of bone and muscle standing nearly five feet eleven inches in height before him. "O, no; that is altogether a thing of the past, and I am happy to say that for more than a year I have enjoyed almost perfect health, although I now realize that I was on the road to certain death by Bright' s disease of the kidneys and traveling at a very rapid pace." "How aid you come to recover so completely?" "That Is just what I want to tell you, for I believe it may be of great service to many others in my profession, who may possibly hear of it. -I began the use of a popular remedy at the earnest solicitation of a number of friends in this city, and found to my great Qualification that I began feeling better. This feeling continued and I gained in strength and vigor until now I am perfectly well and wholly through the instrumentality of Warner's Safe Cure, which I believe to be the best medicine for policemen, firemen, railroad men, or any other closspf people exposed to danger or a change of weather, ever discovered. Since my recovery I have recommended it everywhere, and never knew a case where it failed either to cure or benefit. I would not be without it under any consideration, and I am positive it is a wonderfully valuable and at the same time entirely harmless remedy. Indeed, I see that Dr. Gunn, Dean of the United States Medical College of New York, indorses it in the highest terms." " So you experience little difficulty in the execution of your duties now, Mr. Curtin, do you? " "None whatever. Our department was never in better condition thar, at present." "And do you never have any fear of some of the desperadoes t whom you have been the means of bringing 'to justice? " "Not iu the least. Such men do not try to retaliate, partially because they have not the courage, but offerer because they respect an officer who does his duty," The policemen, linemen, letter-carriers and other public employes in this country have a particularly trying life. When, therefore, a simple and pure remedy that can restore and sustain the health of all such men is found, it should be cause for great congratulation, especially when recommended by such a man as Superintendent Thomas Curtin of Buffalo.

What is the difference between a muscular fcramn and a newly-cleaned lamn? Onlvthis. one is a well-limbed tramp, and the other is a weu-trimmea lamp. Oil VUu -Derrick. Sheboygan, Wis. Dr. S. B. Myers says: "I recommend Brown's Iron Bitters for general debility, loss of appetite and want of strength." The Chinese should be good fighters fast colors do not run and the Chinese certainly wosu wen jsosion jsuueuti. Sticking, irritation, inflammation, all Kidney and Urinary Complaints, cured by HuomiPaiba." L HUMOUS. The animal fluids of the body, when poorly nourished, become vitiated and cause eruptions to appear on the skin. They are objectionable from their dis figurement, and vary in character from a constant, uneasy sensation to a positive distress and severe pain. Hood's Sarsaparilla corrects the derangement of the functions, enriches the fluids, purifies tho blood, and changes the diseased condition to one of health and vigor. Pimples. HalfoudFltmn, of New York, had so many pimples and blotches on his face that he was ashamed. He tried various remedies without effect. Hood's Sarsaparilla purified his blood, and all blemishes disappeared. Ringworm. Mr brother Is a victim to a humor which brings ring worms all over his face. He is using Hood's Sarsaparilla, and already is so much benefited that hw eyas are no longer affected. H will continue its use till he feels fully cured. L. E. Howard, Temple, K. H. Bueum. My little boy was so badly afflicted with a humor that we had to mitten his "hands to keep him from rubbing the sotvs, which itched and discharged a watery matter. Before he had fliiishod one bottle of Hood's Saraparilla the sores were healed. L. J. Clixeki, Merchant, Warner, N. H. Hood's Marsu.pa.rlUa, Bold by Druggists. ! : six for $5. Propawd only by C. C HOOD & CO.. Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass. THE GREAT Mm REM cures . Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, reTiii-oj.SvHiiign,Jpi'iJn.SruJteB, it u ran. MfUMiN. ri'i unci,, AND ALL OliIKH IIOKILY VXlH ANU AUIK8. Boldbjr lruggtu& itud Dealprsi!vcrv where. Fifty Ceaua botlM. mrtmiuus in it i.RiigiiKc. THE CIl.Vltl.KS A. VOGKI.Klt CO. llultluiurt, J1J., C.8.A. I. A. VO0tU)lH CO.)

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Corkect your habits of crooked walking by using Lyon's Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners. Weixs "Rough on Cobns." ibc Ask for it. Complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts.bunions. A WOMANyS AFFAIR. Mrs. N. H. A. Small, the wife of Site popular Dcpnty Sheriff and Assessor of Topsham, Me., writes us on May 15,1883: That she had been severely afflicted during, several years with kidney and liver disease, accompanied with severe pains and backache. Having tried' many so-called cures, and medicines, and doctor's prescriptions, without receiving any benefit, and while seeking for a cure, she noticod.the advertisement of Hunt's Bemedy and decided to try it. Having bought a bottle at Mr. Johnson's drug-store, commenced using it with such flattering results that she continued its use, and after uing only Ave bottles the improvement in her health is so marked that she wishes all who are afflicted in like manner to know of this moat valuable and reliable medicine ; and she most cheerfully recommends Hunts Kemedy to all, and especially to females who are troubled with the complaints peculiar to the sex." A FAMILY BLESSING. Under date of May 10, 1333, we have received the following information from Mr. Ixjronzo Lombard, of IS Charles struct, Portland, Me. Mr. Lombard says: "For several years past I have been troubled with severe backache and pains in the side, and when I would lie down I could not rest weU, as it seemed impossible for me to get into an easy position ; and my aches and pains increased constant!)- to such an extent that I became convinced thai: I had a disease of the kidneys fastened to me, and after having used doctors' prescriptions and many of the so-called cures without Rotting any benefit, I was persuaded by a near neighbor, Mr. Jones, to try Hunt's Remedy, as himself and wife had been greatly benefited by its uses, and, many others of our acquaintances spoke of its merits in the highest terms. I decided to try (t, and purchased a bottle at Nichol's drug-store, and as soon as I had taken a few doses of it the pains in my back were relieved, and after taking three bottles my sideache and lame back are cured, and I can truly testify that Hunt's Kemedy is au article of great merit, and will do all that is claimed for it. and I know of many other people "in Portland who have found a cure in Hunt's Bemedy after aU others failed to ilo any good, and I recommend it to all who-hava kidney or liver disease, hoping that this may be the means of relieving some snfferer who does not know of the nierits.o Hunt's Kemedy." SJBT OF DISEASES ALWAYS CUBABLE BY USING MEXICAN MUSTANG IJOTENT. OF lH7MA2f FLESH. Rheumatism! Barns and Scalds, Sttngs and lit tea, Cats And Braises, Sprains ifc Stitches, Contracted Muscles StlfrJoint, Backache, Eruptions, OF ANIMALS. Scratches, Sores and Galls, Spavin, Cracks, Screw Worm. 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Healthy People Sometimes Iiaugh At the sufferings of dyspeptics, and say that their pains and distresses are imaginary. This h not meant for cruelty, but it is cruejty, all the same. A person who has x crooked foot, or a wounded hand, or a sightless eyev calls forth sympathy by the exhibition of the defective member. If thedyspeptics sufferer's stomach could be placed on exhibition, the cause tt Ins distress would be apparent T) The man with a troublesome stomach often suffers quite as much asthe man with a broken leg, but is far less likely to receive sympathy. Sympathy is good for sufferers, as far as it goes. But Brown's Iron. Bitters is better, for it strikes at the root of these troubles, and cures disease. Disappointed dyspeptics, weary of having tried many experiments in se'eking cure, will do well to make one fair trial of Brown's Iron Bitters and report the result. That this well-tried family medicine will thus diminish the quantity of human suffering is an established fact. jo ...

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