Bloomington Telephone, Volume 7, Number 24, Bloomington, Monroe County, 13 October 1883 — Page 7
WHY THE CLERK GOT MAD. The Xme Story tf cm Vnfbrtomate Rupture inaFUat Comty JWre Department. The County Ierk Las resigned as a member of the Milford fire department, of -which he, together -with a fifty-foot hook-and-ladder track and the ex-District Attorney had long been an important appurtenance. He was led to sever his connection -with the department by what he alleges was a piece of deception on the part of the ex-District Attorney, by which deception his usefulness and two panels of board fence were simultaneously impaired, and his dignity as a citizen, a man and a grandfather greatly, pjared. One night Sghott, the stage driver,, wha w returning from a late train at IPort ?Jb'came dashing down ero'mtnliteam, and crying fTire t "Kre$-: the top qf his hags. . Then there was hurrying to and fro among the boys. The hook-and ladder track was housed in the Crissman House barn. The County Clerk and the exDistrict Attorney rushed for it at Once. The former seized hold of .it at the rear, while the latter handled -the tongue. The night was very dak. The truck was quickly taken out, and the County Clerk shouted: "Kow let her go, boys! Ill push behind and-you handle the tongue." Then he added to himself: "111 see how much pedestriiiuism" there is in that District Attorney, now,-you bet. He's got to be a good one if I don't wind him before this run is over." Away they went.. The fire- was up town, three-quarters of a mile away. Before they had gone half a block the County Clerk was clearing ten feet at every step.. "Sweet Christmas V thought he, what an infernal gait them boys have struck! If they keep that up the District Attorney'!! be dead before he gets there, and 111 bet on it." By this time the County Clerk's feet barely had time to touch the ground at alL His hat was gone, and he swung along behind the truck hlce a kite-tail in the wind. . "If he ain't a runner, I'm Mowed!" he said, "If they don't get to that fire blame soon, or .if he don't fall dead, I'm a goner." A still greater burst of speed on thepart ?t the truck lifted the County Clerk tiff his feet, and he sjmck out behind the machine as straight as -a coupling-pole. An instant he hung poised. Then he lost his grip. He shut his eyes, and went right on. He rushed through space for fifty feet. Then he met a board fence. He took two panels of it with him as he went through it. As he rested in the middle of a fiveacre potato patch he said : "Well, I've heard of good running, 'but if that don't rather knock the spots off anything ever done, I'm a threelegged pot P So, when the County Clerk learned that he had been following that truck with Jake Schorr's horses hitched to the tongue and taking it over the ground at twenty -miles an hour, and that the ex-District Attorney had coolly ridden on it every step of the way to the fire, he felt hurl .. He said that if they wanted to run a fire department .on such principles they could, but as for him, no. And he resigned.
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BA1 HABIT. t "Begalis," said Mr. Elliott, the entomologist, to a New York reporter, "is the king of caterpillars. There are some points about him which are peculiar, one of the strangest being his belligerency. Birds are actually afraid to attack him, and even the mockingbird, which is bold and rapacious, and loves thick, juicy caterpillars, is often beaten off by the resistance ofiered by this singular worm. This is, you will note,' the worm of the fable that tarns against the aggressor. The regalis meet his foe with his horns, with which he endeavors to hook his adversary somewhat in the - manner of a cantankerous cow. He is well provided with these weapons. He Las four principal ones five-eighths of an inch in length, four shorter ones, two that protrude, and one at his tail. When ft bird attacks this caterpillar king he not only attempts to gore him, but he spits at him, a shower of saliva and fragment of the leafy food ho has been devouring. We will irritate him and observe the consequences." The iroaiense creature, about six inches in lVagth and an inch and a half in circumference was slowlytraveling down a branch of hickory that had been provided for his accommodation. He was green like a pulpy vegetable; his horns were the color of old wax, with black tips. v The spiracle band was a creamy white, and was broken by rolls of muscle connected with his long ' legs and feet, which were different . in appearance from those of the ordinary caterpillars. As soon as Mr. Elliott hit him a complimentary whack on : each Bide of his body he stopped moving, his black legs clasped the stalk, not Eke tt caterpillar, but like the tiny monkeys that have no prehensile tails. Then he
yanked his head about wildly, sending J
his horns in every direction. Then a mass of saliva welled frm the segment next to the thoracic, and from this pellets of chlorophyl or the green substance of leaves were ejected in a fine shower. New York Tribune.
I JL COXFOMTAIiLE theater seat. The chair Mr. Mackaye has invented for theaters is more original than his double floored stage. It consists of an iron standard of conical shape, hollowed out in front, which occupies perhaps three or four incheaat the base; each standard holds two Swivel seats ; when unoccupied they come together backward, and look like, desks or easels; when required for use they come parallel to each other, and the, seat drops and has a brass or iron piece under it which makes the front support, but the moment the seat is pushed up this piece folds beneath it. Under the seat is an arrangement to put your hat in, which, is, therefore underneath you, crown downward. Behind the seat is a wire arrangement in which the person behind you puts his overcoat: At the- corner of the standard is a place for a cane and umbrella. When the people come into the theater these seats are folded up, and hence the parterre or floor is almost as open as if there was nothing there at all and it consists of a series of aisles running in both directions with two seats like saddle-bags hung together at intervals. Mr. Mackaye's theater seat revolutionizes sittings as completely as his stage revolutionized waiting for the scene to set. He created a stage where one scene was being set while the other one was being played. He has created a seat which, the moment an individual rises up from it, folds up into a rack and affords through the theater, lengthwise .and crosswise, broad, open aisles, so that 'the people can get out in case iof fire or riot or panic almost as easily as they could escape through a cornfield with the Indian corn growing equi-distantly diagonally and transversely. The seats normally are folded up; when you need them you take hold of the seat and sit in it, and the back is adjustable to any movement you make; you want to have your knees far out, and the back accommodates you ; you want to put your feet tip, and there is a place under the seat before you for that purpose ; you want to sit straight, with your feet under your seat, and that is also. easy. If you are waiting and some late chap arrives at the theater with his lady, you stand up and your seat springs vertically, and gives a broad aisle; when the intruder has passed you sit down, and everybody is happy. New York Tribune.
THE ROMANCES OF A MILLIONAIRE. There were three romances in the life of the late Joshua Sears, the millionaire grocer of Boston. The first was when he . was a poor young man. He started a flirtation with a wealthy beauty on a railroad train, called on her afterward, and finally found that his suit was in vain, because he was poor and she was rich. He became engaged to a dashing young widow. One of her Mends asked her: "What are you going to be married to that old fellow for?" "For his money, of course," said she. Sears heard of this. "For my money, eh?" he cried; "not by a blessed sight." He went to his lawyers, and was told she would have a good case in a breach-of-promise suit. He didn't want a lawsuit, so he handed a confidential friend $10,000 and told him to go and see the widow and "fix things up;" which was done, she accepting the bribe and giving him his freedom. The third was when he was an old man. He found himself enormously rich, but thought: "When I am gone, as I soon shall be, who will enjoy it all?" So he went to his friend Alpheus Hardy, and said, "Hardy, I'm thinking of getting married. What do you think about it?" Hardy thought he knew a lady who would just suit. "Well, then, Hardy, you go and arrange it." So Hardy conducted the negotiations and Sears was accepted. On his wedding morn, the bashful bridegroom called Hardy aside and said: "Hardy, I don't know anytliing about this ceremony and you do. So 1 want you to stick close to my side and coach me, so that I won't make any thundering mistake." Hardy did so, and all went well.
FILLING THE FLATS. When Josiah Quincy was Mayor of Boston a Mr. Evans contracted to fill up the Charlestown Neck flats, and invited members of the City Government to inspect the work. After the inspection a banquet was served, and Mr. Quincy, taking his place at the head of the table, remarked with preternatural gravity: "Gentlemen, your attention is requested to this new process of Mr. Evans for filling the fiats of Boston;" and the flats were forthwith filled very full. A book agent named Joe Smyrk, Was put out and hurt by a jerk, He says as a cure, St. Jacobs Oil is sure, At all times to get in its work. A lightning-rod man in St. Paul, From a house had a serious fall, Though battered and braised, He said, when be used St Jacobs Oil "it simply beats all."
THE FATHER OF FISH-CULTURE.
getli Green's Ideas About the Finny Tribe and Some of His Varied Kxperienceti. From the Tnrf, Field and Farm. "How did you ever come to devise this scheme?" "I have been working at it ever since I was large enough to bend a pin." The above remark was addressed to Mr. Seth Green, the veteran fish culturist, who is known to the entire world, and Ms reply indicates the exteut of his labors. "When I was quite youny," he continued, "I would lie on the limiis of trees that reached over the water entire afternoons, watching the movements of the iih and studying their habits, in this way I discoverou many characteristics which were before unknown. I paw, as every observer must see, the destructive elements that are warring against fish, and I realized that, unless something were done, the life in the streams of thus country would become extinct To counteract this disastrous end became my life work, and J tun happy to say I hive heeli its accomplishment. " 'Were you successful on the start?" "No, indeed. Up to that time all artificial attempts to hatch and raise fish from the spawn hod failed, and I was compelled to experiment in an entirely-new manner. The work was a careful and tedious one, but I finally succeeded, and to-day 1 am able to hatch and raise fully 75 per cent of all spawn." kEuonr.ous! Why, that is a larger percentage than eittier the vegetable or animal kingdoms produce la a natural condition." "i know it, but we exerciFe the greatest care in the ttarfc, and guard the little fellows until they become able to care for themselves" The foregoing conversation occurred at Caledonia where the representative of this paper was paying a visit to the State lish hatchecie-. It has been his i rivilege to report very many interesting sights within the past twenty-five years, but the view presented here exceeds In interest anything ever before attempted. "How many iish are there in those ponds, Mr. Green?" "As we have never attempted to count them it will be impossible to say. They extend way up into the millions though. We shipped over 8,000, tOO out of the ponds this year, and there seemed to be as many afterward as before. We have nearly every variety of the trout family and many hybrids." "l'ou speak of hybrids, Mr. Green. What do you mean by that?" "I have experimented for years in crossing the breed of the various null, and am still working- upon it We cross the female salmon trout with the male brook trout, and thus pioduce a hybrid. Then we cross the hybrid with the brook trout, which gives us three-quarter brook trout and one-quarter salmon trout This makes one of the finest fishes in the world. He has all the habits ' of the brook trout, lives in both streams and lakes, develops vsrmillion spots on his sidea, rises readily to a fly, is far more vigorous and fully onethird larger than ordinary brook trout of the ame age. The possibilities of development in the fish woiid'are great and we are rapidly ascertaining1 whit they are" As the man of news watched the countenance of Mr. Green while he was giving the above account, he could not but feel that he was in the presence of one of the few investisators who, frm a rich and life-long experience, bring great benefit to the world. Let the reader imagine a strong and stalwart frame, surmounted by a head strongly resembling that of Socrates, and covered with a white, silky beard and luxuriant gray hair. Seth Green, the father of iish-culture, is a picture of health, and the reporter could not help remarking so. "If you had seen me the last winter and spring, young man, you might have thought differentlv," said the veteran. "How is that? One would think, to look at you, that sickness was something of which you knew nothing." "Ana so it was until last winter. I went down into Florida in the fall to see what kind of fish they had in that State and study their habits, and was attacked with malaria in it? severest form, and when I came home I realized for the first time in my life, that I was sick My symptoms were terrible I had dull, aching pains in my head, limbs ana around my back. Mv appetite was wholly gone, and I felt a lack of energy such as I had often heard described but had never experienced. Any one who has ever had a severe attack of malaria can appreciate my condition. I went to bed and remained there all the spring, and if there ever was a sick man I was the one." "It seems hardly possible. How did you come to recover so completely?" "My brother, who had been afflicted by a severe kidney trouble and tnreatened with Br.ght's disease, was completely cured by a remedy in wfiich 1 had great confidence. I therefore tried the same remedy for my malaria, and am happy to say that I am a well man to-dav, and through the instrumentality of Warner's Safe Cure, which I believe to be one of the most valuable of medicinea Indeed, I see it is indorsed by the United State Medical College of New York, and that Dr. Gunn, Dean of that institution, has written a lonar article concerning it3 value. " "And aire you now as well as formerly?" "Apparently so. I keep the remedy on hand all the while, though, and do not hesitate to recommend it to others. "One question more. How many ponds, rf fiHh have you here, and how are they di-' vided?" -Well, we have 43 ponds which are divided
up as follows: 22 ponds of brook trout, 2 i j i i j- "r - .i i
ponas or saimon trout, or jucoiouu river or rainbow trout, 3 ponds of German trout. 8 of California mountain trout, 2 ponds of hybrids, 4 of one-quarter salmon and threaquarters brook trout, 2 ponds of gold Asix, and 1 pond of Carp. Then we have what we call the centennial pond or 'happy family,' consisting of crosses of different fish, including Kennebec salmon, Land Locked salmon, Ca ifornia s ilmon, brook trout, salmon trout and hybrida These tish range in size fiom minnows to lb'-pounders, and in acre from one-and-one-hulf months to e even years. I forgot tOkSiy, also, that we have a 'hospit il' pond, which is entire'y empty, which spcuks pretty well for a community of inmy millions. Indeed the whole secret of fish culture can be summed up in four thugs. Impregnation using no water. P.enty of food. Plenty of pure water and cleanliness." The numerous fish exhibitions which are taking place iu all parts of Europe and the unusual interest wliich is being man. tested in this subject throughout the world all owe their origin to the piocess above described as originated and conducted by Keth Green. It is certainly cause for congratulation to every American that this country produces so mxay men whose genius brings value to the world, and it is proof positive of the greatest merit that a remedy, even with such high standing as Warner's Safe Cure is. known to have, should be so strongly indorsed and recommended by one so reputable and reliable as Seth Green. WHAT WOMEN CAN HO. "Women," said a successful woman jeweler, "can do anything and everything nowadays. When I first had to earn my liviug I thought myself fortunate when I secured a place behind n milliner's counter. Well, I sold bonnets for a year, and the store was closed. Then I painted furniture, if you will believe it. It wasn't hard to learn, and I earned $12 a week instead of $7. But I soon quit that for better employment, and was hired in a jewelry establishment.. There I learned the trade, and am as independent as you are." Fob aged men; women, weak and sickly children; without a rival. Will not cause headache. Brown's Iron Bitteyq The wheat-grower's mottoOf two weevil choose toe less.
Persons Who Travel Often experience serious bodily Inconvenience from the unsultability of food, air and water they meet with. On long voyages disorders of the stomach and bowels are apt to attack seafaring men and passengers, in consequence of the braokishness of water and ioul air on shipboard, and it is a notable fact that immigrants, newly arrived in unsettled districts, are peculiarly subject to malarial disease and other ailuJcntn born of miasma and an unwonted diet. To the needs of the tourist) commercial traveler and new settler, Ho.stjtter'a istomach Bitters is peculiarly adapt xl, since it strengthens the digestive organs and braces the physical energies to unhealthtul influences. It removes and prevenre malarial fever, constipation, dyspepsia, healthfully stimulates the kiduevs and bladder, and enriches aa well as purities the blood. When overcome by fatigue, whether mental or phvolo il, the weary and debilitated find it a reliable source of renewed strength ai.d comfort. Artists aro almcst invariably great smokers. One has to learn to draAV before he can paint.
It is said that history repeats itself. In this respect a man at the te.ephone resembles history Much distress and sickness attributed to dyspepsia and chronic diarrhoea is occasioned by humor in the stomach. Hood's Sarsaparilla is the remedy. No matter hosv good his business maybe, the dentist always looks down in the mouth." Sammarsh, Ala. Dr. Jas. ft Mills' Bays: "Several of my patients have used Brown's Iron Bitters tor chronic indigestion with benefit" A lady of wit and humor combined would like a position as a tomb-stone in a graveyard. Varl PretzePs Weekly. Daedanelle, Ark. Dr. M. M. Croom says: "Brown's Iron Bitters is the best medicine in the world and is effecting miraculous ernes." Positive, wait; comparative, waiter; superlative, go and get it yourself!. Personal ! To Men Only! The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will send Dr. Dve's Celebrated ElectroVoltaic Belts and fileetrie Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of health and manly vigor. Aduress as above. N. B. No risk is incurred, as thirty days' trial is allowed. Xlie Conductor. Conductor Warren, of Winona. Minn., says: kl used one bottle of Warner's White Wine of Tar Syrup when I was so hoarse I could not speak above a whisper, and m twenty-four hours it cured me. It is the best remedy I ever saw." Nolie. A. W. Nohe, No. 127 La Salle street. Chicago, for several years prominently identified with speculation in grain and provisions, hoe adopted a naw method by which s aiall aa well as large amounts can be judiciously invested. Particulars furnished on application. Good for Alan anil Beast! Kead Tills! Strange but true that the Army and Navy Liniment will cure your rheumatism, neuralgia or croup in less time than any other Liniment known. For sale by all druggists. Free to All Ministers. I will give two bottles of Warner's White Wine of Tar free of all costs to any minister who will send us an order from his storekeeper for two dozen bottles of the same. "Buchu-Patba." Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney and Uriuory Diseases. $L Mensman's Peptokized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of b3ef containing its entire nutritious properties It contains bloodmakiner. force-ireneratdnerand life-sustaininsr
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"Bough on Rats" Clears out rats, mice, flies, roaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin, chipmunks. 15c The habit of running over boots or shoes corrected with Lyon's Patent Heel Stiffeners Wells' "Rough on Coens.' I5e. AbIc for it, Coinplete,permanent cure. Corns, Warts.bunions. HUMOKS. The animal fluids of tho body, when poorly nourished, become vitiated and cause eruptioiw.to appear on the skin, They are objectionable from their disfigurement, and vary in character from a, constant, uneasy semjatiou to a positive distress and severe pain. Hood's Saraaparilla corrects the derangement of the functions, enriches the fluids, purines the blood, and changes the diseased condition to one of health and vigor. Pimples. Halfoiid Flys n, of New York, had so many pimples and blotches on his face that he was ashamed. He tried various remedies without effect. Hood's SarsapariUa puritied-his blood, and all blemishes disappeared, liiiijjwornt. My brother is a victim to a humor which brings ringworms all over his face. He is using Hood's Sarssparilla, and already is so much beneftted that his ejfes aro ne longer hilected. He will continue its umi till he feels fully cured. L. E. Howard, Temple, U. H. Kheuill. My little boy was so badly afflicted with a humor that we had to mitten his bands to keep him- from rubbing this tsoivs, which itched and discluuwd a watery matter. Before he had finished one bottle o Hood's Saraaparilla the sores were healed. It. J. Clemest, Merchant, Warner, X. H. Hood's Sursapurllla. Sold by Druggists. .$1 : Rix for $3. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, iowoll. Mnxs.
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A YOUNG MAN'S CASE. Kb. S. 8. Hodoen, 3rH of No. 147 Park street, Lewiston, Me., relates tho following per.ional narrative, May 14, 1883 : "About fltteen months since I had a Severe uttack of typhoid fever, was very lame and confined to my bed for eleven weeks, and when the fever left me I was in a very debilitated condition. My back and loins seeme.l to have no strength, and I ha:l no vitality or appetite. I tried various kind-: of medicine recommended by my friends, but found they dfd not improve my condition. I was induced to try Hunt's Itemedy, whidi has been used with such great success hero in JLewiHton that it has a very fen viable reputation of being- a mo3t reliable medicine. I purchased one bottle, and can date my improved health from the time I commenced using it, and mi progress continued very rapidly; I gained iu strength and experienced less pain iu my back, my appetite increased, and after using three (3) bottles my pains were all gone and my health entirely restore J, an i;I can most heartily recommead Hunt's Ueincdy to any who may need a true remedy for debility; kidney or urinary troubles."
A GOOD MECHANIC. Mr.1i. J. Jones, of No. 10 Charles street, Portland, Me., writes us these convincing facts. May 11, 1833: "I havo for several years been troubled with liver complaint and indigestion, and have suffered at times terrible distress, and have tried luauy different cures, so called, that have been recommended from time to time. I one day noticed in one of our pipers the testimonial of a person that had us Hunt's Kemody and been cured of diseases similar to mine. I purchased a bottle of one of our driiK stores in Portland, and before I had used the fimt bottle found that I was improving beyond my expectation : have used in all six bottles, and I have no trouble from indigestion, no dititresa or paiu iu back as I formerly had ; and siuce I have been cured my wife ha used it for kidney trouble, and it has cured her. Wa can both Ray ihat Hunt Itemedy is a blessing to any that are troubled with kidney or liver diseases, or indis?cstiou. We gladly recommend it to our triends or to any sufferers from liver or kidney di-seacs, aud you can U w this letter us you may choose for the best interest of Buttering humanity." Answer This. Is there a person living who ever saw a case of agne, biliousness, nervousness or neuralgia, or any disease of the stomach, liver or kidneys that Hop Bitters will not cure?
My mother says Hop Bitters is the only thing that will keep her from severe attacks of paralysis and headache. Ed. Oswego Swn.
My little sickly, puny baby was changed into a great bouncing boy and I was raised from a sick bed by using Hop Bitters a short time. A Youno Mothee. No use to worry about any Liver, Kidney or Urinary Trouble, especially Bright's Disease or Diabetes, as Hop Bitters never fails of a cure where a cure is possible.
I had severe attacks of gravel and Kidney trouble; was unable to get any medicine or doctor to cure me until I used Hop Bitters. They cured m e in a short time. T. R. Atxy .
Unhealthy or inactive kidneys cause gravel, Bright's disease, rheumatism, and a horde of other serious and fatal diseases, which can be prevented with Hop Bitters if taken in time.
Ludington, Mich., Feb. 2, 1879. I have sold Hop Bitters for four j'ears, and there is no medicine that surpasses them for bilious attacks, kidney complaints and all diseases incident -to this malarial climate. H. T. AliEXANDEB.
' Monroe, Mich., Sept. 25, 1875. SiBS I have been taking Hop Bitters for inflammation of kidneys aud bladder; it has done for me what four doctors f liled to do cared me. The effect of the Bitters seemed like magic to me. W. L, Cartes. Gents Your Hop Bitters have been of great value to me. I was laid up with typhoid for over two months, and could get no relief until I tried your Hop Bitters. To those suffering from debility, or any one in feeble health, I cordially recommend them. - J. 0. Stoetzeii, 638 Fulton street, Chicago, 111.
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