Bloomington Telephone, Volume 5, Number 10, Bloomington, Monroe County, 2 July 1881 — Page 4

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1 XCvVX. 3PXCIU2VGS---Co v. Porter will lie a guest of Mr. Firnk. Woolly and wife, during his . fry .it Kncllsville on the occasion of J a ks birthday anniversary. flexible Hip, Coraiine, Cross Bono-and Warners Health Corsets at Mt Calla & Cow Big stock just reeeivid. The following ircm is now going the rounds of the "patent msides" : "This United States, not these United States," says President Moss, ot the Indiana University Wc have examined the "new revised" carefully and are prepared 1o announce that we won't accept it.

There is one very important item of scripture omitted. It ought to road "whosoever" shall defraud the editor ot a newspaper of what he mayst he .uslly entitled in the way of subscrip tion to his vah able paper, shall not only be in danger of but shall inherit "hades' tire and damnation." When ever this addition is made we are wil ling toco to Heaven by the new re vised star route, but until tl c i we'd stand on the outside and watch the injurdeier slide off the gallows into eternal glory. The latest "sign-your-name" dodge is reported from a neighboring tkatnty where it was sucetsssfully worked. A farmer was called on recenily by a well-dressed, gentlemanly looking stranger, who asked the privelege of staying over night, which way granted. In the morning he offered to pay his bill, but the fanner refined the proffered compensation. ProfVse in hb thanks for the kindness bestowed on him, he asked his host to favor him with his signature, which request was uns.uspectedly complied with, and in a few dys the farmer received notic j that a note was held against him for several hundred dollars, the signature of which he could not deny. This beats the phosphate or eom-'hel-ler dodge considerably. Ben Smith, after visiting here for several weeks, returned home, and gives vent to the following in his pajer last week: "lint the m;:st pleasant part of our trip was spent in visiting our old home, at Blooinington, Indiana, where we spent many a pleasant hour when a boy,and where he knew almost every b odv, and everv body knew us and called us by some of the old nick-names we had earr'ed while a boy and we were one of the boys that had an abundance of them. Well did we remember the old landmarks and familiar places obout town ; the dark alleys we had run through after ringing sombody's door-bell; the windows in certain houses where we had helped to fix up "ticktacks" and other contrivances to bisturb the youthful and nervous college students who wereinwde sitting up with the sweat-heart? of some of the boys ot" "our crowd;" t iie places where we had dumped softie stingy old storekeeper's sign many ol' which f.re there yel; the old watermelon patches where the other boys (of course we were too good to steal watermelons then) borrowed the largest melons in the patch, and a hundred other things that called to mind the good old days of youth." Last week's Magnet, published at a little villiage south of this city, 'ontaius the following of iuterest to tie residents of the metropolis: Miss Clara Helton, of Blooinington, is in town, the guest of Miss ttallie Aiky. M ssLcHe Lucas, of Bloomington, is sending a few days with friends here. Miss Hattie Houghton, of Blooinington, is spending a few days with friends here. The Bedford Band return thanks through the Magnet to the Bloomington Band and the Ladies of Bloomiugton, for the hospitable treatment they leceived while in their city at the late meeting of the Southern Indiana Band Association. A Bedford man stopped with a family near Bloomington recently. After breakfast he stepped to the yard to brush his teeth. The whole family looked on in eye-open wonder, and until he left looked as if mortally offended. They thought he wa? washing l.U month to gi t out the taslcof what be had eaten .

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Bloonunuton lawyers and business men, generally, can get. the biggest ruu of but-incss they ever experienced if thev will come down to tins c.ty and fill the demand for gardners, wood sawyer?, lawn mowers etc. We give them first chance knowing tneir nceesitics so w ell. We object to our young ladies tt" tending Bloomington ( 'ommeneement. Thev learn too much, lormerly.whcu a young gentleman called upon one oi ; our young ladies, she would remark several times in the course of the cull, "Oh! you naughty boy."' Now she will put it. "Alf-r-cd ! you r.re perfectly incorrigble." One would suppose, from reading the Bedford and Bloomington papa.'s, that blood is always spilled wiiC'i representatives of these two towns meet. Such is so far from being the cos that more- visiting is indulged in between the citizens of Bedford and Bloomington, than between ay two cities of t he size in this part of the United States. Although Bedford can bent Bloom ington out oi sight i i ianu music, Blooniingion can not he equaled by j Bedford or any other town ui tin:? part j of the Svate, i:i the orchestra anu i vocal line. Pedford doesn't h:ck nat ural talent in this directiou, i' is cultivation and organization. There are few, if any young men in town who can sing in a correct manner. Female singers are more plentiful but even they are scare-;?. It is an actual fact that more tasta for voial mu-ie can be found in the little country villages in this count v than exists in Bedford. The Telephone one. year, to any j address m the Lmted States, lor only 75 cents. Carl Schnrz may be considered a i man who stands at his iost. He has j edited three papers all Posts the ; Detroit Post, the Westliche Po-.t (St. Louis,) and riow the New York livening Post. Judianapolis llerah : Tueke are scores of people who do not know that a newspaper costs as much ! sa loaf cf bread. The baker takes a mxa up (Ir theft if he carries of his loaf: but the generous,- timid., shrinking long-'for-bearhur-newspaper inornictor sees without a murmur the naper-liend siA .... ,. ,. , niy toia up a copy ox ins paper ami silently sfal awjiy. SUMMER 4rtli Annual

UxDE.n the management of the Preparatory Teachers, Stale Uniyors ity, Blooinington, Indiana? commencing July 18th, and ending with the Monroe County Teachers' Institute, August 6th, LS81. WHAT'S TO BE BOKU XOXXOWS: 1st, COMMON BRANCHES: (a) . Each branch will be thoroughly reviewed, and diilicult poinlB discussed and explained. (b) . The course of instruction o GRAMMAR will v. n fold vnriouK modes of Anslysift and scholarly opinions of knotty qncsti:i: GEOGRAl'llY will be conducted by topics and questi:ns. 1,( 00 iue.sti(ns in u--.criptive Geography will be given, all essential joint in Polil?cal Geography, MATHEiMATKML and PHYSICAL ' Geography .Specialities: The treatment of PJIYSOLOGY will be comi'keujsnsivk, thorough and practical: U. S, HISTORY Avill be taug'U- Ity the most impressive methods: READING, WHITING and ORTHOGRAPHY will be given due prominence; the study of AUTHORS eocnycted with the work in reading, will lie especially useful Us teachers. (c) Those desiring to obtain Teaehera'Lic ense will receive special aitention. 2nd. THEORY AND PRACTICE: (a) . This portion of the Avork will be handled n a wsiy which will be eminently practical to those about to teach for the first time. (b) Teacheis of experience will receive valuable hinty and suggestions 0:1 School management. (c) The elements of a Training School will be developed from time fu time. 3kd. IREPAliATORY WORK FOR COLLEGE CLASSES; (a) . In addition to the work on the common breaches, reeitatioiip. in Algebra, Geometry, and Latin will be conducted for the beneiit of tlnwe desiring instruction in these studies.. (b) . An intiiuate. acquaintance with Preparatory work enables tho conductorsof this School to do more in the same length of time towards preparing for college work than can be done elsewhere in the Stale. 4xn. A COU RSE OF LECTURES: " (a) . On subjects particularly useful to Teachers. (b) . On subjects entertaining and instructive l. all. REMARKS: Our cm k? object is to cfiinh-ct a Teadivrs' Kuiiual. An acquaintance with the Public Schools and Milh the workings of various Norma! Schools, enable us to insure as much ai.d as Itssting bu:elit to be gained fr ,m this school as can be derived fsom tmy similar school elsewhere. Literary work of a useful and entertaining nature will be present ed during the progress of the school. Any one deyiring to enter the Fresh man or Preparatory classes of I he University, or any similar institution, can find here an unusually good opportunity to prepare himself. .. TUITION $5, payable in advance. Board from 2:25 to $3:00, per week. Parties wishing board at the lowest rates must communicate with the Teachers on the subject. Cost of the entire term need not exceed $2U. For further information address: W. R. llucoiirux. J. K B::cr. or ,7. A. Woopbubbt, BLOOM IN ( i TON. INDIAN A.

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Bgu Subscriptions for the Telo phone may be left at Mrs. M. P, Arnolds Millinery Store. iii'wTiiiETti?, ' " J. if LOUDEN, LOUDEN & MIERS, dttorncj's at Lair, LO(MINT(3TON, IK DIANA. Ollice over National Bank. Dr. W, T. dllison, Resident Dentist, DOOMINCTOX, INDIANA. jEfgF- Office over Fee's Store. W. R. Sadler, .attorney at Law, BLOOMINGTON, INI) . In Bee Hive Building, first door south of Telephone Office, W. P. EOGERS, Sogers & "Sadler ATTOUXiKS AT Uff. BLOOMINGTON, - - Ind ""ST Ollu-e over "JJeo store. " W. Friedly, Harmon II. Friedly. FPJEDLY & FIIIEDLY, ATTOltH KY AT LAW, Office over the liee Hivo" Store. lUuomfngton, Indiana. Henry L Bates, BOOT AND SHOE MAKER Bloomington, .... .... Ind. SST3 Special attention given to jsoleincraud patching. Buckle si's S give. The Vital Salve 111 tn: wn'tt J'or Cm? Ibiiiscv. Sore Uleers. Salt, liliciiin. FoVit Sores, 'l'citi'f. Clmppwl Ilunds, Chithiains, Uorns, nnl kinds of Skin iiij-tHii.f. This Salve is guaranteed n inn i-1 tis!Mt:on in 'Wr- ase r 1 ?" ." im-dcd. J'rice 25 Cch per 11. x. J'oiSiiJe UV II. Ltodk-y, Ji 1 00 in ington SCHOOL. Session

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REMOVED I have removed my Stock and Figures on Seventh street East oi Woola ey's Store, where I am prejjared make all kinds of Boots &nd Shoes, to order, promptly. I solicite the Ladies to bring their shoes to be patch ed, as I have invented a cement that (1 KNOW WILL GIVE SATISFACTION) I do :ny patching with, that does away with Great Awkward seams. Jiia. Mack, Ladies can leave their orders in the lore room below. ! Tmn- 15 . Vfc rmii-ws cpjL xcj.' Asms. A T ALLISON'S ROOMS. The "MINNETTE," the beautiful, charming kittle Photo ot the season. No nic can have an excuse for not . i.i :. . 1, "Shadow" hn media tely. Look nt the Specimens at the foot of the stairs under his rooms. Tidce your Dollar along as it takss that to get them. 7 STOVES STOVES AT THE -North side Hardware Store OF F. Bengali Co. fUBt. That is the place to do your buying. 9 am.es w i ac&son, -a" 1 PAPER HANGER A N D :( N PINTER, !5 ..0( )M 1 N t rTO Nr, J mil A X A . M;r. Jackfon furnishes ptpor at wholesale prices stud batiks it with exquisite taste, thus saving at least onetl;ird cost. Sign Painting,Kalsoniin'4and Graining a spechdity. Shop in the rear of building, rorthwest corner of square, 1881. THE 18S1, Burlington Hawkeye. The most famous iaper wet of Chi cago. A newspaper oi tins age. Aiw.'tys up to the times. Ably conducted. It furnisIiCf? the news, a pure lite. 'situ re, and benrs unchsiliengi-d the r-'putal icn of 'the best paper in lows.' THE HURLING TON IIIWaKYE! Is nmre fiutited thionghout the United States and Canada than any other paper now published, on account of its o.iginal ;md timelp humor, wit and Hitiiv. The "l);ts. Sketches and Letters of 1 he fatuous humorist ROBERT J. BUKDETTE, Appear in no other pa " er. Ti e; Weekly will ;ie ;u'; to any u diets for .f2 puryoar; 1 1m' six m nths. jN'ewsili'Uie"s sell it nuyw ere. Agents wiiiited in eveiy count in the United ?Sll1ft '"m t i.ti mil V I ,1'.M lil ! il JI CnllV ami tejms to ru'cms. Autess, THE IIAWKEYK CO., il'T-G Lurlitigtcn, Iowa. IT Has a Se!f-Threadine Shuttle, A Self.Setting Needle, 11 case call nod K vain in e n r MAC1J1NK klore buy in-. . -toGnm ... , Co ro 11. Lindleys for Mrs. Free mau's Nty Kationai Dyes. For brightness and durability of color, are urequniod. Color from 2 to 5 pounds.. Pi ice,, 15 cents. 1-1 v

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