Syracuse-Wawasee Journal, Volume 2, Number 38, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 25 August 1939 — Page 7

'i ;■ Laughing fl Around the World With IRVIN S. COBB ! The Prudent Mr. Finnerty By IRVIN S. COBB ’T'HE lawyer picked his way to the edge of the excavation for the new terminal station and called down for Michael Finnerty. “Who’s wantin’ me?” inquired a deep voice. “I am,” said the lawyer. “Mr. Finnerty, did you come from Castlebar, County Mayo?” “I did.” “And was your mother named Mary and your father named A Oust r miMute 'T»a » \ I Settle With Tiisduy Owen ?” “They was.” “Then Mr. Finnerty,” said the lawyer, “it is my duty to inform you that your Aunt Kate has died in the old country, leaving you an estate of twenty thousand dollars in cash. Please come on up.” There was a pause and a commotion down below. “Mr. Finnerty,” called the lawyer, craning his neck over the trench, “I’m waiting for you!” “In wan minute,” said Mr. Finnerty. “I just stopped to lick the foreman!” , _ For six months Mr. Finnerty, in a high hat and with patent leather shoes on his feet, lived a life of elegant ease, trying to cure himself of a great thirst. Then he went back to his old job. It was there in the same excavation that the lawyer found him the second time. “Mr. Finnerty," he said, “I’ve more news for you. It is your Unde Terrence who’s dead now in the old country; and he has left you his entire property.” . “I don’t think I can take it,” said Mr. Finnerty, leaning wearily on his pick. “I’m not as strong as I wance was; and I’m doubtin if I could go through all that again and live!” PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTIZERS

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SQUIRREL HUNTERS ENJOY GOOD SPORT Early reports from many of the 69 counties making up the Southern Zone in which the squirrel season opened last Thursday, indicate that hunters are enjoying some real sport, Virgil M. .Simmons, commissioner of the Department of Conservation, said today. Game wardens have reported checking licenses of many hunters who had taken the limit of five squirrels after a few short hours in the woods. Opening of the squirrel season in the southern zone is again drawing a number of sportsmen from neighboring states with a number of non-resi-dent licenses issued.. Without Laxatives —and You’ll Eat Everything from Soup toiNuts Hie itomach should digest two pounds of food dally. When you eat heavy, greasy, coarse or rich foods or when you are nervous, hurried or ehew poorly—your stomach often pours out too much fluid. Your food doesn't digest and you have gas. heartburn, nausea, pain or sour stomach. You feel sour, sick and upset all over. Doctors say never take a laxative for stomach pain. It Is dangerous and foolish. It takes those little black tablets called Bell-ans for Indigestion to make the excess stomach fluids harmless, relievo distress In no time and put you back on your feet. Beller Is so quick it is amazing and one 25c package proves It. Ask for Bell-ans for Indigestion. HAY FEVER Test This Quick Relief Try one dose “Dr. Platt’s RINEX Prescription.*’ Relief usually begins in a few minutes. A physician’s internal medicine in convenient capsules, tasteless—a boon for sufferers from Hay Fever, Rose Fever. Head Colds, Catarrh, Asthma. Not habit-forming. Sneezing, wheezing, itching eyes, running nose quickly relieved. Satisfaction within a few hours guaranteed or money back. Four druggist recommends RINEX, |I.OO.

In the Northern Zone, made up of the 23 northermost counties, the squirrel season does not open until September 1, but reports indicate tha hunting will be ususually good in that part of the state. How Women in Their 40’s Can Attract Men Here’s good advice for a woman during her change (usually from 38 to 52), who fears she’ll lose her appeal to men, who worries about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy spells, upset nerves and moody spells. Just get more fresh air, 8 hrs. sleep and if you need a reliable “WOMAN’S” tonic take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, made eepeeiaUg for women. It helps Nature build up physical resistance, thus helps give more vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming jittery nerves and those disturbing symptoms that often accompany change of life. Pinkham’s is WELL WORTH trying. Fiery Itching Skin Gets Quick Relief Home Treatment Eases Unbearable Soreness-Distress There it one simple yet inexpensive way to ease the itching and torture of Eczema, Itching Toes or Feet Rashes and many other externally caused skin eruptions and that is to apply Moone's Emerald Oil night and morning and people who suffer from such embarrassing or unsightly skin troubles would be wise to try it. Just ask any first-class druggist for an original bottle of Moone's Emerald Oil and refuse to accept anything else. It is such a highly concentrated preparation that a small bottle lasts a time and furthermore if this clean, powerful, penetrating oil that helps promote healing fails to give you full and complete satisfaction you can have your money refunded.

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