Syracuse-Wawasee Journal, Volume 2, Number 36, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 11 August 1939 — Page 7

t— — “ i Laughing Around the World With IRVIN S. COBB

Short Measure By IRVIN S. COBB A YOUTH from the ungodly lowlands moved into a Scotch village. He felt it would give him social distinction if he joined the kirk. So after rather sketchy preparation he offered himself to the minister 7\ Ha for examination as a preliminary to taking his first communion with the flock. , As he emerged in a downcast state from the dominie s study, the young man was hailed by an acquaintance just coming up for a similar inquisition. ... “How did you make out?” asked the friend. “Lad,” he replied, “ye’ll never get through.” “Why not?” “Well, for instance, if he asks ye how many commandments there are, what will ye say?” “Why, I’ll say ten, of course. T x . . “Ten!” he exclaimed. “Try him with ten, will ye? Why, I tried him with a hundred and still he wasn’t satisfied?’

A Persian cat belonging to Mrs- Katherine Stull of St. Louis returned thin and footsore after being absent from its home two years. A New York young woman chatted with a burglar who had entered her room and finally made a date with him. He kept the date and so did a policeman.

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On a tombstone at Matamoros, Mexico, is recorded the strange fact that one Servando Caiales was born October 23, 1830, and dier October 23, 1930, exactly 100 years later. So says Ripley. An allegation in a. divorce suit filed in Springfield, Mo., was that the plaintiff’s wife put cayenne pepper in his clothing.

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Firecrackers which were 69 years old were shot off at a party in Cottonwood Falls, Kans., and exploded with louder reports than the modern firecrackers make. Brought to trail on a minor charge, Georgia Manari of Regio, Calabria, Italy, took off his shoe and flung it at the justice, who ducked and said: "Four years.” "Brad,” a Boston terrier, was successfully operated on at Brookline, Mass., for removal of seven stones he had swallowed from his owner’s rock garden. a German Jew whose name was originally Stuckold. Because of his skill, he has been retained by the royal couple in spite of Mussolini’s anti-Jewish decrees. According to Newsweek, the private physician to the king and queen of Italy is a Dr. Stucoli, How Women in Their 40’s Can Attract Men Here’s good advice for a woman during her change (usually from 33 to 52), who fears she’ll lose her appeal to men, who worries about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy spells, upset nerves and moody spells. Just get more fresh air, 8 hrs. sleep.and if you need a reliable "WOMAN’S” tonic take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, made especially for women. It helps Nature build up physical resistance, thus helps give more vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming jittery nerves and those disturbing symptoms that often accompany change of life. Pinkham’s is WELL WORTH trying.

Everything from Soup to Nuts The stomach should digest two pounds of food dally. When you eat heavy, greasy, coarse or rich foods or when you are nervous, hurried or chew poorly—your stomach often pours out too much fluid. Your food doesn't digest and you have gas. heartbum. nausea, pain or sour stomach. You feel sour, sick and upset all over. Doctors say never take a laxative for stomach pain. It is dangerous and foolish. It takes those little black tablets called Bell-ans for Indigestion to make the excess stomach fluids harmless, relieve distress in no time and put you back on your feet. Belief is so quick it la amazing and one 25c package proves it Ask for Bell-ans for Indigestion. HAY FEVER Test This Quick Relief Try one dose "Dr. Platt’s RINEX Prescription." Relief usually begins in a few minutes. A physician’s internal medicine in convenient capsules, tasteless —a boon for sufferers from Hay Fever, Rose Fever, Head Colds, Catarrh, Asthma. Not habit-forming. Sneezing, wheezing, itching eyes, running nose quickly relieved. Satisfaction within a few hours guaranteed or money back. Four druggist recommends RINEX, $1.00. Fiery Itching Skin Gets Quick Relief Home Treatment Eases Unbearable Soreness—Distress There is one simple yet inexpensive way to ease the itching and torture of Eczema, Itching Toes or Feet Rashes and many other externally caused skin eruptions and that is to apply Moone's Emerald Oil night and morning and people who suffer from juch embarrassing or unsightly skin troubles would be wise to try it. Just ask any first-class druggist for an original bottle of Moone’s Emerald Oil and refuse to accept anything else. It is such a highly concentrated preparation that a small bottle lasts a long time and furthermore if this clean, powerful, penetrating oil that helps promote healing fails to give you full and complete satisfaction you can have your money refunded.

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