Syracuse-Wawasee Journal, Volume 2, Number 31, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 7 July 1939 — Page 7

j Laughing Around the World | ’ With IRVIN S. COBB Short Measure By IRVIN S. COBB A YOUTH from the ungodly lowlands moved into a Scotch village He felt it would give him social distinction if he joined the kirk. So ifter rather sketchy preparation he offered himself to the minister z\ L — j KaX /y < for examination as a preliminary to taking his first communion with the flock. As he emerged in a downcast state from the dominie’s study, the foung man was hailed by an acquaintance just coming up for a similar inquisition. “How did you make out?” asked the friend. “Lad,” he replied, “ye’ll never get through.” “Why not?” “Well, for instance, if he asks ye how many commandments there are, what will ye say?” I’ll say ten, of course. “Ten!” he exclaimed. “Try him with ten, will ye? Why. I tried _ him with a hundred and still he wasn’t satisfied.” (American News Faatauses. Inc.)

NO SUMMER “LET-DOWN” BY CONSERVATION CLUBS Indiana’s 917 con servntion club s are most active at this season of the year when most organizations are experiencing a summer “let-down” on the part; of their members, Virgil M. Simmons, commissioner, the Department of Conservation, reported today. More than five hundred clubs are operating quail and pheasant

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Fort Wayne Enforcing Bicycle Law The city of Fort Wayne, according to announcement made last week will enforce strict regulations governing the operation of bicycles on the streets. The state law, which is intended to reduce the number of traffic accidents involving bicycles, and violations are classed as misdeamors. revisions of the law are as follows: Operators must ride on the seat of the bicycle. No ot’ner passengers are to be carried on a single vehicle unless a special seat has been provided. Bicycles built to accomodate but one rider must not be overloaded. Riders are prohibited from clinging to all moving vehicles in traffic. This also applies to roller skates, coasters and all other toys. Not more than two cyclists may ride abreast in traffic, except on paths or roadways provided exclusively for bicycles. No packages must be carried on bicycles that prevent the operator from keeping both hands on the handlebars. A horn or other signal device must be provided on all bikes, capable of being heard 100 feet in traffic. Use of whistles and sirens is prohibited. A white light must be carried on the front and a red light or reflector on the rear of every bicycle from a half hour after sunset until a half hour before sunrise. The lights must be visible

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WJTO Without Uxatwes—and You’ll Eat Everything from Soup to Nuts @ a-JS* h Bhoald . < ? <Mt two Pound, at toad tally. When yon Mt heavy, creasy, eoane or rich rood* or when you aro nervous, hurried or chow poorly—-your stomach often pours out too much fluid. Your food doesn't direst and you have aas, heartburn, nausea, pain or sour stomach. You feel sour, sick and upset all over. Doctors say never take a laiatlve for stomach gain. It is dangerous and foolish. It takes those little black tablets called Betl-ans for Indleestfon to make the excess stomach fluids harmless, relieve distress in no time and put you back on your feet. Relief is so quick it is amazing and one 25c package proves it. Ask for Bell-ans for Indigestion.

How Women in Their 40’s Can Attract Men Here’s good advice for a woman during her change (usually from 38 to 52), who fears she’ll lose her appeal to men, who worries about hot flashes, loss of pep, dizzy spells, upset nerves and taoo'dif spells. Just get more fresh air, 8 hrs. sleep and if you need a reliable “WOMAN’S’’ tonic take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, made especially for women. It helps Nature build up physical resistance, thus helps give more vivacity to enjoy life and assist calming jittery nerves and those disturbing symptoms that often accompany change of life. Pinkham’s is WELL WORTH trying.

Fiery Itching Skin Gets Quick Relief Home Treatment Eases Unbearable Soreness—Distress There is one simple yet inexpensive way to ease the itching and torture of Eczema, Itching Toes or Feet Rashes and many other externally caused skin-eruptions and that is to apply Moone's Emerald Oil night and morning and people who suffer from such embarrassing or unsightly skin troubles would be wise to try it. Just ask any first-class druggist for an original bottle of Moone's Emerald Oil and refuse to accept anything else. It is such a highly concentrated preparation that a small bottle lasts a long time and furthermore if this clean, powerful, penetrating oil that helps promote healing fails to give you full and complete satisfaction you can have your money refunded.

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