Syracuse-Wawasee Journal, Volume 1, Number 47, Syracuse, Kosciusko County, 28 October 1938 — Page 7

Things You Ought To Know

His Definition Professor—“ Robert can you tell me what a hypocrite is?” • Robert —“Yes, sir, it is a boy who comes back, to school with a smile on his face.” Monday during the Senior class meeting Max Pollack seemed to be very bored at what was going on. So he politely slouched down in his chair and proceeded to go to sleep. Edna Belt'seems to be wearing a class ring of a certain young gentleman who graduated in the class of 1937. The ring itself appears to be very large for her as it looks as if she has a large sheet around it. I wonder if this young gentleman could be Allen Bickel? Court News 2 Teacher —“Now, Nelda, have my questions seemed tiresome?” Nelda —“Not in the least —You see I have a two year old brother at home.” Force Os Habit St. Peter—“ And here's your Golden Harp.” Man—“ How much is the first payment?” "You Tell ’Em Kid” Father —“Son, what does 60 on your Physics report mean?” Burton—“ Don't know —Maybe it’s the temperature of the room.” Barber-ities Barber—“ You say you have been here before? I don’t remember your face.” Fidler—“Probably not. It's all healed up now.” New Proverb—A girl who gets kissed on the forehead should wear higher heels. Convict No. 13271 says—lt's no good taking any notice of advertising slogans. I followed the advice' of one, “Making Money at Home,” j and here I am.

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About the time you make both ends meet someone moves the other end. Song Skits Bedroom Slipper Song—-“Goin’ to Heaven on a Mule.” Suspen ler Song—“lt All Depends On You.” Mule Song—“l Get My Kick Out . of You , .” Bath Tub Song—“ Once in a LiUtime.” Firestone Song—“ Fired.” Swedish, National Anthem —“Stay As Sweet As You Are.” Must Watch Song—“ Time On Your Hands.” Song of the False Teeth—“ Come Out Tonight.” Golfer’s Seng—“Tee for Two.” I Grave Diggers Song—“ Five Feet Two.” Song of the Dandruff —“Over My Shoulder.” John Robert Kern—“Old Suzana.” Nelda Jackson—“My Buddy.” Pat—“ Take Me Home Again Kathleen.” Lyman—-“1’11 Be Glad When You’re Dead YOU Rascal YOU.” DATE OF CLASS PLAY NEARS The Senior play cast will use the ! final rehearsals in trying to perfect their memory work and character interpretation. Dress rehearsal will be held Monday night and the play “Apron-String Revolt” will be pre- j sented to the public Tuesday eve-■ ning, November 1, at 7:45. Virginia' McFarren is assisting with the directing, Eloise Richhart is promoter, • Howard Hummel is stage manager,' and Roy Miller head usher. Empty Forms of Respect “Empty forms of respect,” said I Hi Ho, the sage of Chinatown, “get no practical results. We worship our ancestors in hope of disguising !■ the fact that we are not obeying them.”

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