Shelby Volunteer, Volume 20, Number 38, Shelbville, Shelby County, 26 May 1864 — Page 1

VOLUNTEER.

Vol. XX No. 38. ' fcSlIELBYVILLE, Im, MAY 26, IS 04. Whole No. 1032

THE SHELBY VOLUKTEER I pablishtd tverf Thursday mornic?t Ehslstyux-, fibelby County, Indiao. bf - REUBEX sriCER.

tC TERMS: INVAIUABLY tX ADvASCK. Bot nntil th expiration t 6 months, 1.7 Bot until th expiration of the yer, " 2,0 J"riie terms will be rigitly alhred to. t , ' " '. J-J BUSINESS DIRECTORY. MISCELLANEOUS. Shelby Co. Auctioneer. HAT ISO Ukm ot licsns under the National Excl! Urn Anctfocee for Stwfhy bounty, I am prepare! ta attend ti all bnsine. in that line, and nerely n.jtity all persons f.llir.r at pMic ouury without license, except as provided in said lar, that they lay themselves liable to a penalty of tM. AdJress . JERRY WEAKLET. ihelbyTtire,3e. 1,16(52.1 ; ' RIGIfARD XORRIS, County Surveyor, MIELBVVILLE, HD. Special attention jriven to the drawing up of Deeds. Mort (tafes, and all conveyances, wlivretn a description of land is retired. ,.B. When absent ordert,May be left at the RecorJer't omca m the Vouat, House. . PROFESSIONAL CARDS. K W . II O 11 D i .Attorney at IjJiav, Office over Tost Office Dm? Store, SHELBYVILLE, ISD. FsrticuWr attention given" to the collection of Soldiers claims, Tensions, Back fay, Bouvty, te. ' ' JAJfES IIAUlttSOX, ATTORNEY AT LAW Offlt.orner Harrison and Franklia Streets, second itory Kentranoe first door North of Post Oiiico. 5818 SHELBYVILLE IXD. " ! , i . NEWS DEPOT And Ieriodical tmTm BOOK gV STORE OPPOSITE THE POST OFFICE, HARRISON ST., SHELBYVILLE. WHERE you will f.nd constantly on hand all or th 'most Popular tVrlotWal. Monthlies. Dailies, an. Weeklies. Ala, an assortment .f SCHOOL BOKs.IWdiesDIMK 5ERIK? OF BH)KS, lides a lar-re assort went f TOBACCO AND CIGARS, iuchiT era of the weed are invited to call and tr.y. LIST OF BOOKS, TAPERS, k. Wrwt.it. Jew York l.f.d(ror, . . New York Mercury, New York Weekly, Tlaf of Our Union, The True Fla$. The Welcome Guest, The Police Oaaette, Harpers Weekly, Frank Leslie's lllutrVH, New York Illustrated News, WUa's Spirit of the Time., MnXTHLIKS. YanVce Notions, Nic X , Comic Monthly. J' rank Leslie's Budjretof Fun J. P. R. Jame's Nevels, K.mersr.n Bennett's Noveis, Capt. Marryett's " Cha's DiokenS ' David Battleheads " . W. M. Reynold's " T. g. Arthur's " Porter Spirit of the Times. EuRier.e Sue's N. Y. Clipper, Scientific Amerivan, Vanity Fair. f'4itfol JOHN MORRISON, Jr., TroprUtor. SWkIsH STORE A5D . New Goods, Vo. 2, Ray House, THE citiiehs of Shelby county art respectfully notified that at the above looati on they will alasUJa full assortment of of every article pertaining to the Trade, boughtat the, lowest Rates forrvsh, ar.d will be sold r the same. I snail am to tecp my si. oi CLOTHS, CASSDIERES, TWEEDS, Sheeting, Shirt hi?, Flannels, & c. 11 and complete. TIavine had a number of year, expert" tnre In th trwrte. I rroe some knowlclceof the business ad exercise the same in the selection of my pooils,andit is eldcm that an Inferior article Is palmed upon me. I have on band the remnant of a large stock of READY-MADE CLOTHING. which was purchavd before the raise.and will positively be old at Rfst cost, to close out thesuck. A full line or BOOTS Sc SHOES, XZats and Capsa "Ooatbedeeeived.bn trail n examine wystock before parchasinc elsewhere. Remember the place. No. S Ray House Rack. PERRY HITTKL W EVJ STOCK JUST RECEIVED AT TUE i i t i rOST OFFICE DRUG STORE HATlNQpnn-liawdtheitock and fixture beret' kept bf S W. Morrn, and haTitif lanpely incr tki th same, I am now prepared to say to the cuirens e-f rpoeity and Shelby county that hereafter I will heeuaNed to aecomandati lycastomeeawitheverTthir gbelnrginj; to tb -riou, branches of the DRl'O . APOTH FCAHY TKADF.. Particular ottention given to rRKSCRIPTIONS Nijht and day 4Ns part ot th Kiuness- we can attend to I it to section with principle of Science and Chemistry. PHTJICIANS will find tny stock full and complete, and price a low as the lowest- The object ir my business ahull n to atf fy the want anl wishes ct Uie public, and not the ?. AcUUMQdtH.

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DYSPEPSIA AND DISEASES RESULTING FROM DISORDERS "OF THE LIVER

Digestive Organs, ARK CCEF.D BT OOFOSriD'S' ' ' German Bitters. THE GREAT STREXGTUEXIXG TOMC. These Bittershaveperformedmorecures! Have and do give letter satisfaction : Rave more Testimony I Have more Respectatyle People to vouch for them ! than any other article in the market. We defy any one to contradict this assertion, and will pay S10OU to any one that will produce a certificate published by us, that m not geuuiae. HOOF LAND'S GEU7IAN niTTEnS Will cure every case of Chronic or Nervous Debility, Diseases of the Kidueys, and diseases arising from a Disordered Stomach. Observe the following symptoms: Resulting from disorders ot the Digestive Organs : Constipation, Iaward Tiles, Fulness of Blood to the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust for Food, Fulm-ss or Weieht in the Stomach, Sour Eructations, binkine or Fluttering at the Pit of ths Stomach, Simmini of the Head, Hurried and Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking oo Suffocating Sonsations whn in a lying Posture, Dimness of Nision, Dots or W'el before the Sight. Fever and Dull Pain in the Head, Deficiency of Prespi ration, Yellowness of the Skin and Eyes, Pain in the Side, Back, Chet, Limbs. A.C, Sudden Flushee of Heat. Burningin the Flesh, Constant Imaginings of Evil, and great Dtpressien of Spirits. REr.1ET.1BER, THAT THIS BITTERS IS XOT ALCOHOLIC. CONTAINS NO HUM or WHISKY, CAN'T MAKE DRUNKARDS, but Is the Best Tonic in the World. HEAD WHO SAYS SO ; Ftom the Rev. Levi O. Beck, Pastor of the feaptist Church, Pemberton, N. J., formerly of the North Baptist Chureh, Philadelphia. f have known Floofland's German Bitters tavorably for a ttmtier of years. I have Used them in my own family, and have been so pMeased with their effects that I Was induced to reronmend them to many others, and know that they have operated in a strikingly beneficial manner. I take great pleasure in thus publicly proclaiming this fact, and calling the attention of those aiiicted with the diseases for which they are reecommended, to thse Bitters, knowing from exper'ence that my reccommetidatien will be sustained. 1 do this more cheerfully as lloofiand's Bitters is intended to benefit theattlcted, and is"not a rum drink." Yours truly, LEYI G- BECK. From Rev. J. Newton Brown, D.D., Editor of the Encyclopedia of Religious Knowledge, and Christain Chronicle, Phildelphia. A lthough no,t disposed to favor cr reccommend Tatent Medicines in general, through distrust to their ingredients and efiects. I yet know of no iu!8Vimt reasous why .a man may pot tes'ify to the Wneiits he believes himself to have relieved from any simple preparation, in the hope that he may thu contribute to the benefit df others. I do thts the more readily in regard to Ilonfiand's German Bitters, prepared by Dr. C. M. Jackson, of this city, iiecause I was prejudiced against them fir many years, under the impression that they were chiefly an alcohi lie mixture. I am indebted to my friend. Bobert Shoemaker. Esq.. for the removal of this prejudice by proper tests, and for encmieaeemeiit to try them, when suffering from great and 1 one continued debility. The use of three bottles of these bitters at the becinningof the present year, was followed by evident relb'f and restoration to a ilegreeof bodily and men tal viaorwmch I had not felt for six months before, and had lnvst dospmrel of reffaininc. 1 therefore thauk God and my friend for directing me to the use of them. J. NEW TON BROW N,PlHlada. rom the Rev. Jos. II. Kernard, Pastor of the 10th Baptist Church. Dr. Jackson:-Dear Sir. 1 have been frequently requested to connect n:.v name with commendations of ditlerent kinds of medicines but regarded the practice as out of my appro priate sphere. 1 have in all cases declined; but with a clear proof in various instances, and particularly in my family. f the usefulness of Dr. Ituonand s trerman Bitters. 1 depart for (init frfm my usual course, to express my full conviction that, r'jr t.-itwrff Hebvitn oflh nrt and rxniciiil?ti f,tr Liter HiwjtV it v r tr' and ralitabi ivpvratiitnt In some cases it may fail; but usually. I douht iot. it nillle very beneficial to those who sutler from the al ve cause. Yours, very respectfully. J. H. KENN ARD, Eighth below Coates Street, Philadelphia. From Rev. Warren Randolph, Pastor of Babtist Church, termantown. Penn. Dr. C. M. Jackson; Dear Sir:- Personal experience enales me to say that 1 regard the German Bitters prepared by ou as a most excellcr t medicine. In ases of severe cold indeenersl debilitv 1 havelen creatly tnefitted by th; f the Bitters, and doubt not they will produce similar effects on others. ours, trulj , WARREN RANDOLPH. Germantown, Pa. From Rev. J. H. Turner, Tastor of Hcdding M. E. Church, Philad'a. Dr. Jackson', Dear Sir; Having used ymir German Bit ters in my familv frequently. I am prepared to say that it has iwn of creat service. 1 believe that in most cases ot jeneral debility of the system it is the safest and tuost Taluable remedy of which I have any knowledge. Yours, respectively, J. it. ilkji.r, No. TS6 N. Nineteenth Sti-eet. . From the Rev. J. M. Lyons, formerly Pastor ot the Col umbus (s. J.) and Milcstown (Pa.) Baptist Churches. New Rochelle, N.Y. Dr.C. M. Jackson; Dear Sir; 1 feel it a pleasure thus of my own accord, to bear testimony to theexellence of the ktrman Bitters. Some years since being mucnalllictea wi in Dvspepsia. I usetl them wi th very beneficial results. I have often reccommer.de! them to persons enfeebled by that tor menting disease, and have heard from them tliemost natter ing testimonials as to their great value. In cases or gene ral debility, I believe it to lie a tonic that cannnet be sur passed. J.M.LYONS. From the Rcv.Thcs. Winter, Pastor of Roxborough Baptist , Church. Dr. Jackson: Dear Sir; 1 feel it due t your excellent preparation Hoofiand German Bitters, to add my testimony to the deserved reputation it has obtained. 1 have for years at a time, been trouhled with great disorder In my head and nervous system. I was advised by a friend to try a bottle of .tour German Bitters. I did so. and have experienced great and unexpected relief: my health eas been very materially benefitted- 1 confidentially recommend the article where I meet with cases similiar to my awn, and have been .tssurred by many of their good effects. Respectfully yours, T. WINTER. Roxbourongh, Fa. Frm Rev. J. ?. Herman, of the Oerman Reformed Chorck, Kutitown, Berks County, Pa, Dr. C. M. Jackson; Respected Sir; I have been troublod with Dvsrwnsia nearly twenty years, and have never ned nv medicine that did me as much ccod as Heofiand's Bitters. I am very much improved ia health, after having taken five bottles. , x. Yours, with respect, J 3. HERMAN. Larce Siie (holdine nearly double quantity,) $ 1 00 per Bott le hal f doi. Small Site ?5 cents per Bottle half doa. 9i 00 Beware of Cownterleits ! See that the sisnature ot "C. M. JACKSo!,', is on the Wa.pvtR of each bottle. Shnulc yocr searest Drureist not bare the article, do rot b pat ofThy anv ef the intoxicating preparations mat maj beoffereintsplaoe,hutsendtocsan4 will forward, t curely packed, by express. friitrfpaf OfUct 3f .nanufactory OQl jrolx Street. (taocesssrs to C. M. Jackson Co.) .Proprietors. TTT FOR t ALB by UrnffUU tsi dealers ia tj tewn Is b Caitsa im. . Hr

Eye and Ear Iniirniary.

J. W. PAURISH, D., Oculist and Aurist, GENERAL "SURGEON, Infirmary on Harrison Street, Heis-s" building, South of Oorga'a Hardware store, up ttaiis, Shu.btvu.li!, 1m. TREATS all disease of the Eye and Ear. He will onerate on Cauratt, Artificial Pupil, I'teryeiuin. Strabismus (cross Eyes), and will treat cs- of ?re F.yes. such as Granulated Lids, Purulent OpUialmia, Opacities of Cornea, fcc. All forms of CHRONIC DISEASES Treated on Scientific Principles. Teetli JLuxtrtxctecl With more skill and LESS PAIN than is usual in this department of Surgery. .fcUltfo SHELBY COUNTY BRANCH" or THE National Claim Agency OF WASHINGTON CITY, D. C. . COXDtCTKD BT HARVEY. COLLINS & BRACE, General Government Ajrents and Attorneys, 47ii SventhStreet, West, Washinutoh Cut, D. C. v2! sims Presented ami Prosecuted before the Departments and Court of Claims. Patents. Pensions. Bounty and Uouuty Lands secured. JJjGeneral Butiness Transacted. Fred. L. Harvct, Jno. F. Collins, Jixtrs Braci , of W'asliingtoncity. of New-York, of Cincinnati. We give personal attention U procure TENSIONS, BOUNTIES. BOUNTY LANDS, BACK PAY.&c, accruingt-j Soldiers who haveleenwonndol, contracted disease, er the families of sucas have died or bee kille-l while in the discharge of their line of duty, as such, during the present or any previous war ; claims against the Government for ineemnity for private property taken for public uses, or for damages to such property ; collecting, subsisting drilling and organiring volunteers; and for horses lost in tke service. So charge in anv ewe vl !crv.wr"(. IIE.JA?II. F. II A VIS, I A YTORJiEY AND CorN.EUOR AT LAW, I Feb.SG, 63. AGENT, Shelby vi He, Shelby Co., Ind, BOOTS and SHOES AT OLD PRICES. TnK undersigned takes pleasure in saying to. the people of Shelbyville that he has opened in the room occupied by C.J. MORRISON as. a Jewelry Store, a large and well selected stock of Boots siikI JSlioess F01-' Q Ml PQl HATS AND CAPS, Boueht direct of the manufacturer and before the late heavy advance therefore 1 can sell goods in my line from 10 to 21) per cent v. heaper taan any one that bought recently. Call and Examine my Stock. which embraees every variety of Boots anil Shoes, Ladies "Walking Boots, Gaiters, Balmorals, Rubbers, Hats and Caps, Hosiery, Suspenders, &c. I might enlartre upon the merits of my merchandise, but prefer that my goods shall tell their own story, and as to rRtcrs, I only care to say that 1 can offer some bargains which would tempt a miser. Come then and exchamre your Greenbacks for things that will give you more pleasure, and at the the same timetestity to vour good tast. 1 say to all, 1 will sell as CHEAP as, or CHEAPER than any other house in this place, and I mean just what I say. Remember the place, bouUi side of the Public Square, two loors w est of t astLabkns. AprilU-Gm J. D. SMITH FOR DYSENTERY Vl.XOX'S AROMATIC Blackberry (TJARniNATIVE Is the only safe and sure cure. It contains no opium or deleterious drugs, no mineral or other injurious compounds common to remedies generally sold for this class of disease. It is so efficacious that Physicians ery generally use it in their practice ia all chronii and dangorous cases. tST Us,e no Cholera mixtures or doubtful compositions, (many of which undermine and ruin the constitution.) when you can obtain an unfailing remedy as simple and safe as Blackberries themselves. Ask for Dixok's Blackberry Carminative, and see that the proprietor's name ia written on the outside wrapper of each bat tle. : Prepared only by Sole Proprietor, C-VCAV-VJ II. For sale by all respectable druggists. s Price, (old style. 35 cts.) 25c., 50c and' $1, per Bottle. Dentistry ! DR. J. K. JAMESON " OffsrsWsprofessiortal swrricw to the community of JbetVyTilleand vicinity, llsricp hsd a nnmbcr of yenrs p -ctc.il txiriaace I feeta confirm of his atii lity to girt entire satisfaction to all who may faror him with a call. PLATE WORK. TFETII FI1X1XC r.xTRArrnr., c, tKn on short natict n3 in the moa approve! ntnrer. Often on Harrison street. 4 le deori Sorta of Elliott & Majors Bttklac Hoc. PeU9-:J . .

Another Abolition Star Goes Out. Another of the gt??v humbugs of abolitionism has eiplodc J. Their ret an J idol, Dank?, who went out with such a beating of gonp and flourish of trumpet?, who was to march through New Orleans nndrvcr the" bones of flaughtered rebels straight into the Presidential chair is cast down from his altar, and lies prone and dishonored at the feet of the

jelrii thronirof abolition journal?, "Iray, liiancne ana r?weetneart, tney an oar at him. The following deep growl of wrath is from the X. Y. Evening Post, intensely Abolition : .i i a . II .1 111 1- ..a ! It is with feeling of disappointment and regret we are compelled to buy that the administration of the department of the puit'by Gt n. Hanks is not a success We had conceived such a high opinion of his administrative abilities, as tviii'.od by his discharge of the duties of speaker of the house and of governor of Massachusetts, that we hotted hisnrrival in New Orloans would be the binal for!. a series of brilliant and useful result.- i. ills m.wi;itrint:n in me ii euro lauurvrs u.is ueru irj uuiur ir i i i .i . i.-. i tunate. lie has reduced the multitudes ot i i cop.e maae .ree uv u. procuimuuoi, ui u. ,

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. , lr r iianiiy one uegree removeu iroui iuu mi-iu oi i slavery which belore prevauca. i ne liegroes are as much. in the power of the plantc .i ,1: i . j;(r ersas tney ever weie, with the blight uitler-i . ' , i , ence that the over.crs Lave been changed, lJ!iltZ J ...... ( 1 tt'l I rrevaucd. lhe noAII3 IllllllIILL IIHJ t.i.llVS UIUUUI J T CUUIC : of the best riends of the union at the fcouth ) tii;-Aiui iiiv f ill u if in. in vjtvti. iJauiva, uuu iici . .i. .nv ..i'r! i',.,i,o ii,.t i .. ooes not control the peculating propensities. tn uis suoyainaies. is a specimen oi io-j

1 ., , raitner they loun-i n lot of Confederate :cive we cive tho sub- 1 . , t . . , . , , , . , 1 monev, .nd thev wanted to kno'.v what right by a adv, which jsi, , . ,, , ... t, . . n. , ; , . , - 'he had in the 1 edentl lines with Cnntederate

letters we sometimes rcc stance of one written doubtless exaggerated, but which may serve to snow me nature oi tne eu couipiaiueu oi ; i out; Mt a . .,, - ... . ' ssible for one at the north to; - , . , eofficial corruption toatreitrns I "it 13 imposs conceive ot the oDicers and civilians alike hate abandoned themselves to the accursed lust of speculation. In the distribution of opportunities none are more favored than rebels who pretend to have recanted. Secession is as rampant as ever it was, though disguised because it is so profitable to be an 'allegiant,' " etc. In proof of these assertions it is alleged that the commander at one of the most im portant points on the river is on other who sent in his resignation to take effect . in the event that Maryland seceded, who has now a eon who is a brigadier in the rebel service, a snn-in-law who is a rebel cavalry general, and whose own sympathies aro entirely ou the side of slavery. A Negro Nobility. "This country will haveno true dignity," said Fred. Douglas, ia a recent speech to the Abolitionists, 4,till the negro is entitled to vote and hold olhce." The nesroes, says Wendell Phillips, arc our ' nobility," and wo must di vide the lands of the South among them, as William the' Conqueror partitioned England ambii'i the Norman Lords. All that is very line "dignity and nobility' but Sambo wants something practicable, .and the Administration proposes to give it to him. We quote an illustrative incident: 'The colored people of Philadelphia are before the War Department for contracts for Quartermaster's supplies. David Browserand Jacob C. White had an interview with Secretary Stanton on Friday, and offered to engage to deliver in thirty-six and ninety days, shirts, drawers, haversacks and blouses, to the extent of SO.OuO of either. They received assurances that the colored people should be placed hereafter upon the same footing with whites, in the matter cf contracts." "Contracts," that is the word in which lies the real patent of nobility then it is "dignity!" When the llavtian monarchy was form ed, the Wack chiefs took the titles of Duke of Lemonade, Count Marmalade and the Mar quis of Molasses! We see looming in the i distance our new nobility Sir Sambo Shod-j dy, Count Cuflee Codfish and the Marquis of Mulemeat,. The advantage of a negro no bility is, that it is distinguishable through all generations. The old aristocracy of Europe is corrupted by misalliances, and it is impossible to distinguish by mere looks the heir of a peer from the progeny of a peasant With our African nobility the pure breed will always show itself, and the slightest admixture of the interior white race will be manifest in the lineaments and complexion. And why should not General Gorilla. when peace comes, replace stars on his shoulders, with the insignia of nobility? The refiublic is proved a farce the white race a ailttre. Let them give way to the black notoriety of the future. Beastly Conduct. We are told by a friend who lately made a trip to St. Louis by rail, that on the Chicago and St Louis road, on his passage down, an outrage took place almost tco brutal to be believed. Some twenty-five or thirty sol- . . i . ... aiers were seated in tne car in wnich were four or five citizens and a young woman. Soon after the train left Bloomington the soldiers began to take improper liberties with the gtrl, which she repelled as much as possible. At the first station below Bloomington. the conductor succeeded in getting her off the cars, but one of the soldiers went off with her, and, waiting until the train started, lifted her on board again, and taking heron his lap, proceeded to expose her person in the most indecent manner, and conducting in such a beastly manner as wholly to preclude the possibility ot a recital ot the acts. i .. i actions he was joined by several other soldiers. The conductor did not dare to re monstrate, and a Major and ataptain, who were present and witnessed the disgraceful

proceeaing, a.a not seem to mm u as their j b, A party of black legs were at a co iTe duty to interfere. This conduct . continued iroom at Epsom, during the races, dining at until the train arrived at Springfield, where ! the same time. A gentleman present said, the soldiers and their Ticuni left Ptondiin.l.-.mr.

Mail, Jfav 4. lOrThe most striking illuftrat'on of the i,Vh nostserir.t was that" cf a UaJ who. having cone out to India, and writing home ta her lrind. concluded with the fol lowing woras: "louwill tee by my eigna tuxe that I am married.

A Speculator in Trouble The Xew Orleans correspondent of the Boston Journal nayg that cotton i-txfculittors in that dcrarttnent are treated 1 r Loth Fed

erals ana rebels with great seventy. storv is coins the rounds ia rerard to a citi zen of Xew Orleans, onev.f th-jse hono-t individuals who are on the fence ready to jump on either aide policy dictate o be" for their interest lie left New Orleans aV.nt two months since, bound lor the Confederate J line, with th intention of investing w hat money he hai'in cotton, lhe inc-nd who related the incident to tue said that just before starting he met him in the street, and after exchanin the usual commonplace remarks, inquired: 'What are you np to now Brown ? ' ' Oh, l ve just uia Je a zoivi thinr. been into the Confederacy and bought out thirty bales of cotton. Dound up aoiu tomorrow, and if nothing happens I'll brinback four times that quantity." 'Ue careful, ovn, cr you'll pet gobbled up. They'll have you in the rebel army." Oh. tin fear of that lbey all know me to good Confederate, besides, lve :ot h papers." month later the two friends met, llrown t . i-ijij . j l looking decided v downcast aadteedy. , . , , . . , J 1.. . . ....ii.: :.L ,t w p , b h 6q ? liont.taIkto mo about cotton. Don't. talk to mo about Lost evtl I Llilll n fi.; . ' Il()W's that ?" m.-'V, na. ' , t n i... c Well, vou see, 1 ot up toiavou fcara the . '.- . f . -. ., . . same rnirht tlie rebels made tneir raid into h , - f eas good many othors old. but 1 thought 1 ,. , i , , . j . ' ' . ' , . , . , '.j . ,. , dn't feel at ail alarmed. PrescnUv, in come rcbs and bean to search us. On mr I inoue; So they iast took it. Of course 1 wil? rr my money was all greenback hdtare vou doingia the Confederacy w ith , ., , , w - . , so much money they asued. fco they took . J J J "That was rouh. Is that all they done to yon ? 1 thin"h - uV All! No sir. They stripped ineof evervnnd one big f.liow $:ae me such a kick as to take me off my feet, with the remark that if they ever caught mo in tha Confederacy again with so little money they'd han me." t f Edward III, King of England, was startled on his throne, ait I had hi relentless grasp weakened by the published words of a young 1 rench gal, a saint, ana ideal and sublime enthusiast, who cried forth, "I can never see the blood of Frenchmen flow with out weeping.' In hundreos of thousands of homes in the United States there is to-day a sweet, pure and saintly prayer gitiug forth that this wicked shedding of American blood may cease, ludced from every pure heart in the land these words are felt if not ulterod : "I ca'n never see the blood of an American flow without weeping." Give this feeling time and it.will save our country. Already it has commenced to undermine the cruel arsenal of war. If the' President's nature werenota coatof mail against all humane and virtuous impressions, he would, even now, feel this vague pulsation, this budding patriotism, thisde p and passionate hatred of war, which will surely, at last, overthrow his party, and drive him and a'l his war supporters out cf a land they have soakd with the blood of theircountrymen. Let these holy words be placed as motto at the head of newspaper let them be painted upon banners let them be sung in songs let them be spoken in parlors,'and repeated everywhere at the corner of the streets : "I can never see the blood of an American flow without weeping." And these other words : "I can never see an Abolitionist without saying, there goes tha cause of my country's ruin !!" Speak these words aloud, all ve true men and true women! They shall be heard as the beatings of your country's heart Old Guard. National Debt. The best definition of a National debt is to be found in "The Tin Trumpet," where it is most aptly defined. "Mortgaging the property of our posterity, that we may the better destroy that of our cotcmporaries discounting lor the fature, for the purpose ot tormenting the present exhausting the resources of many ages, that .i- i , . - me pugnacity ana wean amoition oi our own may be rendered the more extensively mischievous.' e commend this definition to those who conceive a national debt to be a national blessing. EON- A humorous chap gives the following account of the manner in which he was fined ten dollars by a police magistrate in Chi cago lor kicking up a row at a public hall: "The next morning the Judge of the Police Court sent for me. I went down, and he re ceived me cordially. Said he had heard of the wonderful things 1 had accomplished at p,.' tr-n j j . c . 'ijuu a umi, buu was proua oi me. i was a promising young man, and all that Then he offered a toast: 'Guilty or notrailty? responded in a brief but eloquent speech. setting forth the importance of the occasion that had brought us together. After the us ual ceremonies, I loaned the city ten dollars.' SSL A Culpepper farmer on whosa farm the opposing pickets are stationed. recentiT remarked to a Union officer: ''I haint tv,ano sides in this year rebellion, but I'll be dog , goned if both sides haint took me!" t. A Tavern keener, who opened an oyster shop as an appendage to his establish-

in iue,Auciii, was uporaiaea py a neignoormg cys

. , -ii, ... ter monger as being ungenerous and selfish. . And why not. 6aid he, '-would ou not have mestljhhY' 'What a wretched set is here!" "And yet" replied Hastiais, ':they are lyour Utter:' A journal speaks of a1 an ;who lived five Tears with a ball in rnc hpa.l .Tr.h fcqnnes says, be tas known ladies live WM."tt a 1 r.r n-t.V ..... ...w " i ,kj-q iwti nothing tut tails in their heads. '

ALL SORTS OP PARAGRAPHS!

This war will prove one thing tt least It will show who ars honest xuea anl who ar thieves how many of our present rulers ought to have been ent to Stales prison, instead of being elected to cSce. Th- Xor latlon. the radical organ lately startel in New York, s tvs "the ej ier IJ.air wasabososi friend of I'd Dub Toil, of' Kentucky, the father of Mrs. Lincoln." s.ni this accounts Lrbis inuence over the President Only think tf the impudence of th Radicals iu spehking of the 'lather cf Mrs. President Lincoln as "old Bob TodJ'." They might say "Hubert," ut least The MULawaka Enterprise says that aVT named Bell, cf Boiling Prairie, killed 'himse'if lately by that "warranted never to lair trick of blowing ia the mutzie of bis gun while holding the hammer up with his loot, to see if it was loaded- Of course the L -lamer slipped and blew his brains oat Simon Cameron is talked of as a car.didr.ta for Yice President on the ticket with Old Abe. There is no earthly doult that Simon has vice enough to grace that position. Saca a ticket would be a tine combinatioa of smut and rascality an excellent representation of tin? character of the men. Bayard Taylor, in one of his lata lectures, says "that the Esquimaux are afraid to die on a windy day, lest their souls might blow -away. 'Why did Adam bite the apple?" said a schoolmaster to one of his pupils. 'Because he had no knife," replied the urchin. The Catholics of New York City number , about 2j ),Gt'j. There are annually 12.00 baptisms, and from C.OtK) to $,000 children, make, each j ear, their first communion. The city conuius 30 Catholic churches, attached to which ure C7 priests. A church in DeKuyter, N. Y., has recently decided by solemn vote that the raising of bops is 'detrimental to the welfare of man, and prejudicial to the cause of Chiist' The Cincinnati r apcrs tell of a young mart in that city, who has had a crooked natural leg cut off and replaced with a ra:ght artificial one. Some persons night do well ti get their heuds cut off end procure substitutes of better, seasoned wood. Beecher, Forney, and other aboiition editors deny in the mott positive terms, that slavery is dead. No doubt these editors would be as much grieve 1 to hear that fclavery was dead as the devil would te to War that sin was dead and every body had joined church. It slavery was dead, what use would there Le fur such r cople as Beecher and Forney? "Peace will soon retnrn r gain," is the title of a new song. It reminds one of the old one 'There's a good time comeing." One it probably about as true in its prophecy as the other, whatever may be their respective merits, poetic or tausicaL A Troy paper states that a yo-ungTady ia that ;ity is to be raffled tor. She Las uany admirers; but it seems she likes all equally well, and so adopts the lottery system to settle the. QCESTIO VEX ATA. Secretary Welles has decided upon th construction of another fleet The vessels, which are to be entirely of iron, are not intended lor partieipation in actual' battle. What they arc intended for is not stated. When a supposed minority of the people of Kansas undertook to make that a'slaye Sf:if wfiat n frv if imli fn'tlmn wn cr.t nn all over the country. But now when onetenth of the people undertake to make Louisiana and Arkansas free States the thing is regarded as perfectly legitimate and j roper. It has been discovered that bran It or rum is a remedy for an overdose of chloroform. Wouldn't a remedy for an overdose of bran dy and rum be a still more interesting discov ery? The radicals profess to be the exclusive friends of the negro. But who ever heard of negroes dying daily by hundreds from starvation and the most loathsorn disease, while Democrats hid anything to do with them ? The printeis of Atlanta, Georgia, haying struck for 81 37 per thousand ems. the four journals published at that place have bern compelled to suspend publication. As soon as tae printers Quitted work however. the conscript officers seized them and marched them off to camp. . John C. Heenan is still in London. Ha has fits now, and falls down in the street He has never been well since he was drugged for the fight with King, by the friends of the latter. It is thought he will neyer recover. The Nashville Union says there are about 18,000 persons, not soldiers, in the Government employ in that city, for the most part strangers, and to these must be added tb, traders, speculators, Ac The Troy Whig thinks if Cocgress does not soon do something to redeem its character, it will be, in the opinion of its constituent, a severe thing to say of a man that he is not worthy to be a member of that body. The number of printing presses cow inoperation or ready for cse in the Treasury building in Washington, is so large that if placed in a line they would extend a quarter of a mile. According to all present appearances. Gen. Fremont is disposed to fix ths republican party just as he does his hair part it in the middle. Ia Milwaukee the Democracy hare cad a clean sweep. The Mayor and all the city officers were elected by an overwhelming majority. The New York World says Boker Lai published a sonnet on General Grai 4. and Bungay an elegy on Owen Lovejiy. 'J aeon is an insult to the living and the ot.er an outrage on the dead. j An ex?han?e says: Lincoln hs received i the endorsement of th "Plug lg'ie" of ' Baltimore. Tnis is rigt for he is aa ag.y plug him-elfl The Chasa-ites and OH Abe ie trs getting very savJi;r- in '.VftsLir.jt.jn. Mrs. So-r-n-'-n r.r.d .!r4 l.'n z i.2 vlj ivi t .. i.- ' togeer. 1 . , . J1 . t V Tt: J .irgrr.aur, is r-?nz u . .; . mz.ijo, -mu black, So is tij idol of the AbjliCjciss.