Speedway Flyer, Volume 8, Number 32, Indianapolis, Marion County, 7 July 1939 — Page 3

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! The following story is a "true incident and happened to an Indianapolis minister well known to the editor: At an evening service in his church, the minister noticed his wife convulsed with laughter in spite of her best efforts to suppress it. Dr * » 1,110 is always well dressed surveyed himself carefully* His tie was straight* nothing seemed wrong with his clothing* He had not mate any grammatical errors that he was aware of* On the way home his. wife explained her laughter* She had been accompanied to church by a friend who brought her small granddaughter along. The child*s mother was a professional musician* so the tot was accustomed to platform performances* She talked too much during the service* so her grandmother said to her* "Now you just must keep quieti That is Mrs*»s husband preaching and it is rude to interrupt." The child turned.to the minister's wife and said* "Is that your husband' preaching?" "Yes*" was the reply® "Well you'd better bring him down* He isn't doing so good*"

Bright Sayings: A little girl is often the picture of her father* and the talkie of her mother x: » Intuition is instinct that tells a woman she is wight* whether she is or not*

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