St. Joseph County Independent, Volume 22, Number 24, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 2 January 1897 — Page 7

A TALK ON DYSPEPSIA. A Disease of Civilization—lts Symptoms—How to Cure It. Dyspepsia is said to be a disease of civilization. Savages know mnothing about it. The disease has become domesticated in America and we as a people have threatened to monopolize it. Few disorders inflict upon their victims greater suilering, yet dyspepsla is not particularly dangerous and seldom causes death. It permits the sufferer to linger in misery for the allotted term of life. The complaint usually begins with a sense of fullness, tightness and weight in the stomach after meals, and a diminished or lost appetite. Flatulency and sour stomach are also common, and there is often nervousness, vomiting and general distress., Dizziness is alse a prominent symptom, and an “all gone” feeling in the stomach. Sometimes the patient has a bad taste in the mouth, headache, heartburn and palpitation. Dyspepsia is the result of disturbed or interrupted functions of the stomach and digestive organs.. The cure consists in restoring these functions. If the stomach is too weak to digest ..food It must Dbe strengthened.. T_hj; nourishment to all the organs. Hoed’s Barsaparilla is the One True Blood Purifier and it cures dyspepsia by purifying and enriching the blood, combined with its direct action upon the stomach and its secretions, Perhaps in no way has Hood’s Sarsaparilla relieved greater suffering than in its cures of dyspepsia, which are indeed legion. If you are suffering from this disease, give Hood’s Sarsaparilla a fair trial at once. It will tone and strengthen your stomach, give you an appetite and strength and relieve the pains and miseries of dyspepsia. Prince of Wales bs a Shoemaker. It will be news to many to learn that the Prince of Wales is an expert shoemaker. This was a particular handicraft which the prinse chose to learn when a bey, the Queen and the Prince Consort having made it a rule that each of the princes should receive a thorough practical training in some trade. They were allowed to choose the one they liked best. It is said that the prince has-worn shoes of his own make. They All Must Be Happy. “A woman has no happiness in life after-she is 45,” said the sour cynic. “Then all women are happy,” said the horrid old bachelor, : “How so?’ asked the cynie, with a rising inflection. ‘“Because,” said the old backelor, with a wicked smile, “no woman ever gets to be over 45.” o e s WOMAN’S LONG HOURS. ‘S—IQILS AFTER MAN'S DAY'S | WORK IS DONE. What She Has to Contend With—Work That Sooner or Later Breaks Down Her Delicate Organism, The great majority of women *‘ work to live” and ‘live to work,” and as the hands of the clock approach the hour of six, those em--1»"”‘;5 ployed in stores, offices, ‘ mills and factories, hail I ) closing time with ) S W[ ‘ & o N e R s &7 M ' 00 Joy. They e 1 S have won BV/ Y 3 =55 their day's # & o bread, / / .»!f / but 4 _ b { some ' [ / duties J areyet [’ : to be s performed, and many personal matters to be attended to. They have mending to do, and dresses or bonnets to make, and long into the night they toil, for they must look neat, and they have no time during the day to attend to personal matters, Women, therefore, notwithstanding their delicate organism, work longer and more closely than men. They do not promptly heed such signs as headache, backache, blues, paius in the groins, bearing-down, ‘“‘all gone” feeling, nervousncss, loss of sleecp and appetite, whites, irregular or imi:\.‘{\'\ Mot thly periods, cold and swollen sect, ete., all .“.‘.'zzwl\‘.n;'.:.& Iﬂ»f \ womb trouble, which, if not guickly checked, will launch them in a sea of In:..'«‘vx‘_\'. There is but one absolute remedy for all those ills. Any woman who has to earn her own living will find it profitable to keep her system fortificd with this tried and true woman’s friend. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound speedily removes the cause and effects a lasting cure. We are glad to produce such letters as the following from Miss M. G. MeNamee, 114 (‘;tt,llf;l.'ilz(: Bt Utica, N.Y.! s« For months 1 had been afflicted with that tired feeling, no ambition, no appetite, and a heavy bearing-down feeling of the uterus. I began to use Lyvdia I. Pinkham’s Vegetable Comp&und. Soon those bad feelings pa§sed away ; I began to have more ambition, my appetite improved and I gained rapidly in every way, and now I am entirély well. I advise all my friends to use the Compound, it is woman’s trvest friend.” . »° PISOS .CURECROR. 5 vy in time. Bold by druggists. | N CONSUMPTION 4

REVIEW OF THE YEAR CHRONOLOGICAL RECORD OF IMPORTANT EVENTS. Month of May Most Conspicuous by Its List of Appalling Disasters and Natural Catastrophes by Land and Sea—Record of Fires and Crimes. A Backward Glance, Following is a chronological record of the most important events of the past twelve months: May, 1896, will be remembered as a month of disaster. On the 3d twelve persons were Kkilled by an explosion in Cincinnati; on the 15th, 120 by a ceyclone in Texas; on the 17th, 33 by cyclones in IKentucky and IKansas; on the 18th, 44 by a cyclone in Nebraska; on the 21st, 10 by a cyclone in Oklahomza; on she 22d, 5 by a cyclone in Missouri; on the 24th, 40 by a ¢ "lone in Iowa; on the 25th, 86 by cyclone. in Michigan and Oklahema and 40 by a cloudburst at MeGregor, Iowa; and on the 2Gth, 12 by a storm at Cairo and between 75 and 100 by the fall of a bridge at Victoria, B. C. Otherwise the record is not out of the ordinary. j Jannary. | I. President names Venezuelan commission. .. .British ship Jeannette Cowan wrecked on Vancouver Island; 12 men perish, 2. Six members of Hibbard family die by | fire at Columbus, Ohjo....Four killed, 32 hurt, by exploding fireworks at St. Louis, Mo. ....British force under Dr. Jameson attempts gclzure of terrvitory in 'l'ransvaal, South Africa, and is cut to pleces and cap- !‘ tured by Boers; British Goverament disavows his invasion.... Earthquake In Per. sla destroys village of Jaujabad and Kills 200 pooyle. I 4. Cubans invest the city of IHavava. ... United States insists on indemnity fruml Turkey for plundered missions. .. .Six killed in a wreck near Chillicothe, Ohio. ... Utah a State. 5. Carlisle offers $100,000,000 popular foan | ....Second Perslan earthquake destroys city | of Goi and kills 800 people. 1 6. Report that Havana is fallen; not con- | firmed. .. .Four mihers killed in a Shamokin, | Pa., shaft....T'remendous prairie fires in Western Kansas, 1 0. War fever high In England.... Tran- | vaal demands independence and indemnity for Jameson’s raid.... Report of alliance of Germany, France and Russla against Kog- “ land to sustain the Boers, | 12, Peter Hougaard, of Chlcago, Kkills his | wife, five children and himseif by asphyxia | tion. | 13. Sultan forbids Red Cross Society to en- | ter his domains. i 14. Foraiker cnosen Senator from Ohlo. | 153. Government victorious fa Manitoba | eleetions. ...Severe fighting about Havana | ....AMison chosen Senator from 10wa.... | Bond syndicate dissolves; popular loan as- | sured. 16. Chicago gets Chicago Natlonal Democratie Convention. i 17. Announcement of Harrison-Dimmick | engagement, .. .Campos relieved of Spanish command in Cuba.... Death of I'tank Law ler, of Chicago. i 21. Five firemen killed by falling \\:x3i<! at St. Louls; three people killed by gas ex- | plosion at New Haven, Conn.; two at Red- | key, 1nd..... Death of Gen. Tom Ewing at | New York.... Red Cross delegation starts | for Turkey, i 25. American Liner St. Paul ashore at | Long Branch. ! 2¢. Cuban filibustering steamer Hawkins | sinks: 53 lost. | 27. Fifty-four Welsh miners killed by ex- | plosion. .. .Feud at Palon, owa, ends In two | deaths. i 30. Five killed, 20 hurt, by exploding beiler at Hollidaysburg, I'a. i 31. Sa!lshury concedes justice of Jlonrce | doctrine and declares England's inabllity to suppress Armenlan outrages.... Murder of | Pearl Bryan at Fort Thomas, Ky. ‘

Tohenary ‘ 1. Senate passes silver bond biik | 2, $2,000,080 fire loss in Philadeiphia.... Tremendous snewstorm in Northwest. | 5. Richard Klatke kills his father, mother, wife, three children and himself at Chlcago; | despondent.... Bond bids aggregate SO6E,000,000, at a figure exceeding 110. 1 6. Three killed in Polish-Hungarian riot at Whiting, Ind....Terriflc storm sweeps Atlantic coast; Moerristown, N. J., inundated by bursting dam; Bound Brook wiped out by flood and fire; many llves lost, Immense property destroyed.... Bridge near Bristol, Conn,, swept away, drowning eleven workmen. 7. Death of W. H. English at Indianapolis. 8. Publisher Dunlop, of Chicago Dispatch, sentenced to two years and to pay $2,000 for circulating obscene matter. 9. Ten sailers drown off Newburyport, Mass. 111-i. Grant Atterbury lynched at Sullivan, 1, 17. Twenty die in a factory fire at Troy, N X 18. Sixty miners killed at Newcastle, C 010.... Rain of mud in Chiecago, 19. Bill Nye stricken by paralysis.... Mercury below zero all day at Chicago; three die of exposure.... Clothing cutters at Chicago strike ...Dynamite at Johannesburg, South Africa, kills scores; fire at a masked ball in Lisbon, Pertugal, kills fifty attendants. 21. Fitz#mmons whips Maher in 1 minute 85 seconds. ...Commander and Mrs. Ballington Booth removed from command of Salvation Army In America. 22. Death of “Bill’’ Nye. 23. Balllngton Booth revolts against his retirement in Salvation Army.... Seven people dle in a Baltimore fire. 27. New York Yacht Club expels Lord Dunraven. » 28. Senate passes resolution to recognize Cuba. 29. $1,000,000 fire in Halifax.... Riots In Barcelona, Spaln, upon receipt of news of action of Congress; American consulate attacked. March, 1. Great floods in New England. 3. Rome In a rage because of slaughter of 8,000 Itallan soldiers in battle in Abyssinia. 4. Renewed anti-American demonstration in Madrid.... All Italy in an uproar over Abyssinian defeat. ...$200,000 fire at Johnstown, Pa. 14. Albert Wallace hanged at Pekin, 11l 16. Frankfort, K[\;., under martial law. 18. Five killed by pewder explosion at Ripton, N. Y. 23. Thirteen miners killed at Dubois, Pa., by explosion.... Death of Thomas Hughes, author, Aav lLionadon... Kot .at Holland, Mich., over horsewhipping of a sensational newspaper correspondent, 28. $400,000 fire at Louisville, Ky... .Illinois Supreme Court confirms lmprisonment sentence of Bankers Meadowceroft. 29. Unknown man kills Alvin M, Stone and wife, and wounds three daughters, near Akron, Ohlo; cause unknown.... Four die by fire in New York. 31. Storms in the Northwest.... Report of execution by garrote of five Cubans at Havana....Openlng of lake navigation. April, 1. Ten die by fire in a Brooklyn tenement ....Tralns cn B. & O. and Frisco roads held up.... Cubans capture Santa Clara. 6. Wedding of Gen. Harrison and Mrs. Dimmick. 7. Chlcago electlons retire 21 boodle aldermen, 10. 8. B, Minchell kills W. B, 0. Sands his own wife and three children, and him. self at Pentwater, Mich. 13. Six killed by falling trestle at Bedford, 1nd.... President Cleveland appoints Fitzhugh Lee Consul General to Cuba.... Greater New York bill vetoed.... Democrats observe Jefferson Day. 14. J. W. Lehman, of Chicago, kills himself and three children....sl,ooo,ooo fire at New Y0rk....5250;000 fire at Fairbury, 111. 15. lirst fatal sunstroke of the year at Philadelphia. .. .Phenomenal hot wave prevalls. . 16. DBase-ball season opens....Temperatiure reaches 88 degrees at Chicago, breaking all records for April. = 19, Nine sailors drown off Long sland. 35. At Rockville, Ind., Albert Egbert kills five people wi ut cause, and commits suicide; his sich sister dies from shock. ... $1,000,000 incendiary fire loss at Cripple Creek, C010....Ten killed and twenty hurt in Kansas, and three killed in Virginia, by cyclones. 27. Fatal storms in South Dakota.... Boers pass sentence of death upon leaders of the

| Transvaal insurrection; President Krueger | commutes sentence. ! 209 Second fire at Cripple Creek, Colo., ’does £1,500,060 damage and wipes out the { town. j May. 3. Fearful loss of li'e by explosion of a ﬁast generator at Cincinnati; nearily Bfty urt. . t 5. Street car strike in Milwaukee. . 6. Cleveland's sweeping civil service order | protects 30,0600 office-holders. | 8 Many points record temperature of 90 | degrees, 0. L.'Anse, Mich., has $750,000 fire. .. .Ashland, Wis., loses half a million by fire.... Continued excessive heat, ' 11. Eleven killed by explosion of boiler of | "‘:ll.]flhxg steamer Harry Brown, at Vicksburg, | 14. Beld bank robbery at Buffalo, N. ¥.... Big windstorm at Chicago.... Methodists retire Bisbops Foster and Bowman, - 15. Eighty killed by cyclone at Sherman, Texas. 17. Great loss of life and property by cyclones in Kansas. .. .Five sailors drown off Grosse Point, 111....81ue Island, 111., fireswept. .. .$300,000 fire at Atlanta, Ga. 18. Nebraska cyclone kills 44, 21 Okiahoma ecyclone kills ten. 22, - Missouri cyclone kills five. 24 Four of Otto Malmn's family die bz gasoline fire at Chicago....Cyeclone in Pol and Jasper Counties, lowa, kills a score of people and does tremendous damage; Chicago and suburbs also suffer. 25, Cver 100 kilied by cyclene in Michigan i Forty die at Mc¢Gregor, lowa, in a cloudurst. : 26. One hundred killed in street-car disaster at Victoria, B. ('....James Dunham murders six people at San Jose, Ca1.... Czar of Russia crowned.... Cairo, 111., storm kills twelve, 27. SBt. Louls, East St. Louls and several Missouri towns swept by one of the most destructive cyciones in the world's history; 1,000 reported dead. 30. Two theusand Russians killed in a panie at Moscow. ... Eighteen people die in a cycloue at Seneca, Mo. June, 6. Anarchist bomb in Barcelona kills 7 and wounds 4, 13. Death of ex-Gav. Felch of Michigan. 16. Earthquake in Japan kills thousands . «..Republican convention in Bt. Louls. ... Steamer Druommoend and 240 lives lost off France. 18. Ten thousand lives lost hy earthquake and tidal wave in Japan....MeKinley nomfnated at St. Louis.... Silver men bolt the convention, ... Ten killed by exploding yacht boller at Little Falls, N. Y. 22, Five kiiled by collapsing bullding at Sau Francisco. .. .Death of . H. Bristow, ex-Secretary of the Treasury, at New York. 28. Oue hundred miners buried at Pittston, Pa..... Six drown in Shawano Lake, Wis. July. 1. Death of Harriet Deecher Stowe. 7. Demoeratie convention at Chleago.... Yale beaten nt Henley, 10. Chici # convention nominates Bryuan. 11. Twenty-eight killed in wreck at Logan, lowa. .. .$1.700 held-up at noon in Chicago. .. SBOO,OOO fire nt Nashville, Teun. 12. Five killed in week at Chleago. .. .Four drowned at Lawrence, Kan. 13. Half miilion fire Joss at St. L0u15.... Intense heat at Chicago 14, Hot wave sweeps the country: 9 degrees at Chicngo. 15. Temperature dreps 36 degrees nt Chlciago. .. . Tweunty-cight drowned at Cleveland, Ohio 18, Three lives and half a million in property lost by fire at Chleago ¢ar barns.... Malvern, Ark., razed by lncendiary fire. 24, Twenty-six drowned by clondburst In Colorado. .. .Serious floeds In Ohlo and Pennsyivania, 29. Populists at Bt. Louls nominnte Bryan and Watson. 27. Eleven dle In a2 Pennsyrlvania clondburst, near Pittsbhurg 28, Indiana gas beit swept by ficods; three killed at Anderso; 30. Fifty killed in raliroad wreck at Jergey CRy,. N, 4. Aunguat, 4. Fallure of Moore Bros., Chleago, Diamond Mateh brokers, for $4,000.000. .. .Phenomenal! heat in Western, Central and Middle Northern States. 5, 6. 7. Continuance of kiliing hedt.... Counference of National Democratic party at Indianapolis. .. Furlous heat lucreagpeis denths {SOO Chicago; similar reporis from all quarters. ... Seven killed by trolley accident at Columbia, Pa. 10. One hundred and eighty people die of heat in New York and Brockiyu; 60 at Chicago; 12 at St. Louls, 12. Cool wave.... Thirty dle in a Pennsylvania ecloudburst. .. .Seven killed by boller explosion neur Alliance, Olilo. 16. Undertakers and cemeteries In New *York ovewrwhelmed with business; hundreds of funerals postponcd: heat the cause, 17. Death of Abigail Dodge (Gall Hamilton) at Hamilton, Mass 0. Whitney-Vanderhilt wedding. .. .Ontonagon, Mich., desiroyed by fire....Natlonal Democratic State Convention of Illinols nomiuates John . Black for Governor. September., 1. Twelve kilied by powder-house explosion at San Francisco. 3. Gold Democrats at Indianapolis nominate Palmer and Buckner. .. .SBlight frost In Northwest, 6. Eleven firemen Lkilled at Benton Harbor, Mich....Two men lynched at Glencoe, Minn. 8. Six of a coaching party killed near . warsaw, Ind... . FFamily of four killed &t crossing at Oshkosh, Wis. 19, Tremendous storm in the East.... British troops capture Idongola and rout dervishes iln Egypt....Rilot in Leadville; four killed. 27. Mount Holyoke College burns at South Hadley, Mass. 29. Many Southern ecities wrecked by storm: great life and property loss in Flon ida, Gecergia and Pennsylvania. | October, 1, 8. lowa semi-centennial jubilee. 8. Death of Du Maurier, the novelist. 9. Chicago Day celebration. 10. Two bavk rcbbers killed at Sherbourne, Minn. ‘ 14. Meeker, Col., citizens kill three bank robbers, and hold a celebration over it. 13. Flight of W. T. Rambusch, from Juneau, Wis.,, after embezziing over $200,000 | during long term of years. 16. First snow in Northern Wisconsin, 17. First snow in Chicago. .. .$150,000 fire ' at Holland, Mich. . 18. Death of Henry E, Abbey, theatrical manager, at New York. 25. Eight killed, 20 hurt, in wreck at St, Louls....Six drown while boating at Denver. 26. $1,200,000 elevator fire at Chicago. 28, 29. Mercury at Chicago reaches 78 degrees. .. .Cyclones in the South and Oklahoma. - November, 8. McKinley eiected President. 5. Storm of sleet aud snow in Northwest and Middle States, 7. Schooner Waukesha and six men lost off Muskegon, Mich. 16, Mercury registered 70 degrees at Chicago. 19. Death of Mrs. Siddens at Paris, 23. Death of Campanini, the tenor, at Parma, Italy....Mabley & Co., Detroit, fail. 26. Worst November blizzard ever known in Northwest; roads biocked and much stock killed. ...Apparently authentic report of Weyler's rout in Cuba, with loss of 3,000 men. 27, 28, 29, 30. Continued severe col West and North. e December, 2,3, 4. Alarming ice gorge in Chippewa Valley, Wisconsin. 6. Strong in«li(-:l'.'zf'ns lhfx! Cuban insurgents will be successful: Weyler fails in hig campaign in Pinar del Rio. ... Five killed in collision at Waelder, Texas. 7. Congress in session. .. .Reported death of Maceo, the Cuban insurgent general. ".!_‘ Loss <>f_£\‘«>l'th 4;('rr‘l.l:ln Lloyd steamer Salier with 275 people, off Spain. 11. Collapsed building at Jeres Ik}llﬂ 11e'... .Mine disaster at H(-dées,Sl(l?nlf: { kills eight. '.M. 'l‘l'~m(-m‘mp< snowstorm at New York City, accompanied by extreme cold: three people perish. .. .Chicago has mild temperature; no snow, and sunny skies....Wide- | spre :541 agitation looking toward aid of Cubpan insurgents. ‘_A_IT. ll‘lll;..‘,]:ll:'! sl:':;lu-n by an carthquake. ... $500,000 fire at Pittsburg....Death of Herr. mann, the magician. | 21. National Bank of Hlinois at Chicago closes, ' ' 22. Three banks dragged down by Illinois National. ... Two St. I'aul banks fail, .. .Cash Iwhv:lr at Chicago reaches 8014 after three months of almost nnint(-rrnpfcd advance l and market continucs stroug. 4

4 50-Cent Calendar Free. Periaps the most beautiful calendar Issued for the year '97 is the Youth's Compinion art calendar, which is given to b aubs.criber to the paper for the year ¥7. It is made up of four charming pic , beautifully reproduced in twelve harmaious colors. It is in form a fourpage folder which, when extended, is 10x24 nches in size. The subjects are delightfally ‘attractive. This calendar makeia desirable ornament for a mantel, centertable or writing desk. It is offered for a&le only by the publishers of the Youth's Companion at 50 cents per copy. Only becans.e of the enormous number l publizbed is it possible for the publishers i of thé Companion to send it free to all - Compinion subscribers. | B l‘lirteen Months in a Year. It is suggested that on Jan. 1, 1900, a new division of the year into thirteen mon be instituted. It is claimed that this is not so preposterous as most peOD;‘:vould be likely to consider it at the t thought. If such a division were made the first twelve months would have just twenty-eight days, or four weeks each, and the new month twent¥y-nine, to make 363, 2ind thirty in leap [years. After a few days there would be no need to refer to calendars, as the same day of the week would hay same date through the year. If @n. 1 were, say, Monday, every Mondty would be the Ist, Bth, 15th and 224 Tuesday the 2d, 9th, 16th and 2 nd so throughout the year. The ehianges of the moon would be on about the same dates through the year, and many calculations, like interest, dates of maturing notes, Baster Sunday and many other important dates would be simplified. Although the present generation would have to figure new dates for birthdays and all legal holidays except New Year would be on different dates, yet the gain would be more than the loss, as that would be permanent, and the objections trifling. Theproposed change certainly has the merit of novelty, and it is just to say that the arguments in favor of the metric gystem on the ground of utility apply with considerable force in the present ease. We fear, however, that the objections on the grounds of sentiment which are strong in the matter o weights and measures, would be oven stronger against the proposed revis o of our methods of computing tin: Scientific American. STATE OF Ontlo, Clly oF TOLEDO, ! Lucas County. { 88FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he l}:h-j senlor {mrnu-rnf the firmof F. J. CHENEY & Co., dolng business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesgld, and that said firm will pay the stun of ONE HUNDRED DOLLAES for each and every case.of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of HALL'S CATARRI CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me andsubseribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. 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Stately Dinners Im the Oldsn Times.] The Clermont dinners were grand aft- | fairs even when there was no state oe- | casion, and the daughters of Cnpmini Livingston were not allowed to atteng 1 them very often, as their mother feared | that *“so much grandeur would foster worldly pride in their hearts,” whlch! she was far tco strict a Calvinist to wish to do. “And truly,” said .\II'S.‘ Smith, “it must be confessed that, | though perzonally Cousin Chancellor was as kindly and gentle to the lowliest as he was magnificent to the loftiest in station, and was ever a stanch Republican in politics, there was little that savored of republican simplicity in the retinue of liveried servants always employed about him, and in the general sumptuousness and state of his manner of living.—Century. In Olden Times People overlooked the importance of permanently beneficial effects and were satisfied with transient action; but now that it is generally known that Syrup of Figs will permanently overcome habitual censtipation, well-informed people will not buy other laxatives, which act for a time, but finally injure the system. The horrors of the Black Hole of Calcutta were repeated at Manilla recently. A hundred prisoners were crowded into a small, unventilated dungeon by the Spanish authorities, and the next morning fifty-four were found dead from suffocation.

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