St. Joseph County Independent, Volume 18, Number 18, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 19 November 1892 — Page 3

Clean and Dirty Papers. It was raining. The asked him for an evening paper. H e drew his coatsleeve across his face and said: you h ave a dean one or a dirtv one? J “Clean one or dirty one? Why a clean one, of course.” Eee ’ some fol ks d °n’t care, an a kid can’t keep papers clean when it sozzles all day, an’ he can't sell ae dirty ones as quick as der clean ones so I jes’ asked. ' He had folded the paper carefully and lie took the pennies with “Thank yer. newstoy standing near, said: , kids! Did yer hear do style BioKey is slingin’? Clean papers an’ dirty ones! Why didn’t yer fold de dirty ones clean s’de out an’ sell ’em first?" dore! Don’t you go to gettin fresh! I knows what I’m about bne went on, ana mused over the fact that even dirty-faced and ragged and self-brought-up newsboys seemed to pick up a sense of honor, and know intuitively the principles that make a success r business. When she arrived “°“ e an si^ eaed the P a P er sho discovered hat the newsboy did know exactly what he was about. The paper was clean only on the outside.-Chicago neraia.

An Icicle Suddenly Thrust Dotm Your Hack Would produce a sensation akin to that experienced by the unhappy individual v ho feels the chill which ushers in an attack of fever and BiUe and bilious remittent. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, in such an emergency, is what is wanted at once to scotch the enemy which seems to penetrate the very marrow of the bones, alternately freezing, roasting and deluging the sufferer with perspiration. This grand anti-febrile specific is the surest medicinal safeguard that an emigrant to the far are With him ' , Ma J B ViaI complaints ,2 e ln aII re K* on « newly cleared of timber in mining camps and in low Iving river botthMr’no h f r 3 stroam s periodically overflow ^ m munity from malaria is, howMSu Obt v n f d - from the protective agent ? iCh l S , a }®° a remedy for indigestion, rheumatic and kidney ailments, liver complaint, constipation, and debility.

I? Kloehr Will He Proud of It. "We have concluded,” said a Chicago ban. ter, ‘that John Kloehr, who did such effective work upon the Dalton gang at Coffeyville, is entitled to a T . heb a n lie r s of this city have put skO into a badge, which will ba forwarded to Mr. Kloehr this week. The medal is massive and is suspended irom a bar, on which is Mr. KJoehr’s name. Below the bar and above the medal proper is a scroll, upon which is engraved, ‘The Emergency Arose, the Man Appeared.’ On the face of the medal, first a circle of scroll work, then a wreath of laurel, and then a star with a diamond blazing in the center. On the back of the medal we have inscribed, 'Present; d by friends in Chicago who admire nerve and courage ordlx ’ ” iSplayed i 3 defense of social State of Ohio, City of Toledo I Lucas County. ' j ssmakes oath that ho Is the eerier partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney * Co doing business in the (ityof Toledo, County

Crusoe nie an i BUIJ , n „/ presence, this Cth day of December, A D 1986. ( " A. W. viljltj A&ujjn, i seal. | Notary Public. J HalTs Catarrh Core Is taken internally and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY * CO., loledo, 0. yySold by Druggists, 75 cents. The Hidden Hand. An eccentric New-Yorker, much given to hospitality, an exchange says, has concealed among the flowers on his dinner table an artificial mocking bird, which, at the pressure of an electric wire by his foot, flutters and gives a musical chirp. Strangers are amused at the ingenious toy, but the family and friends understand that the bird only flies and sings when a subject is broached which is likely to prove offensive or painful to one of the guests. If you want a positive euro for Bilious Attacks and Colds use Bile Beans Small. If cork is sunk two hundred feet deep in the ocean it will not rise again, on account of the great pressure of the water. Beecham's Pills cure bilious and nervous illness. Beecham’s Pills sell well because they cure. 25 cents a box. You can still find a man now and then who is expecting to get to heaven on his wife’s church membership. Will do good in almost every case of sickness—Small Bile Beans. Silkworms are sold by the pound in China.

V ^S ; & C~\ X’ * —" K ^^vli^Mr*V ^WwSh^ ONE EXJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system effectually, dispels colds, headnchesi and fevers and cures habitual

nenes uuu icvvio nuu ~—- --- constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever produced, pleasing to the taste and acceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. . Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c and $1 bottles by all leading druggists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will procure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL, LOUISVILLE. KY. NEW vo,i *‘

L NEW YORK IN 1728. In Old Map in the Possession of a West- , ern Man. A curiosity that would excite the , enthusiasm of the average relic hunter is in possession of F. M. Zwahlen a ; grocer of Fort Wayne, Ind., living’ on East Lewis street. This oddity is a plan oi the city of New York, made lin 1728 by James Lyne. It is dedicated to his Excellency, John Montgomery, then governor in chief of his Majesty's provinces of New York and ™fc rsey . by William Bradford. Who the latter was it does not state, but Col. Robert L. Lurting was Mayor. A directory of churches and markets is also shown. This is very short, the former being designated by letters, j the latter by figures. The frontage on North River is only about a mile long and Broadway is about the same length, and finally merges into a ropewalk, fringed on one side with trees. Leading off from Broadway is the ligh Road” to Boston, passing through swamps and forests that would now be in the heart of the city, bar up along the river is Rnwlimr

X- - 15 -OU wii ng Green and a garden, and scattered about are several of the old Dutch windmills, some of which were, no doubt, in the mind of Irving when he wrote the “Knickerbocker History of New York.” | One thing that strikes the eye ft the observer is the irregularity with which the city is laid out. The lots are of all shapes and sizes, and in some places the streets are wide, at others narrow. Wall street is very insignificant, nd bears no indica- I tions of the fame it has since | achieved. The city then contained 1 but six wards, North. South, East, i West, Dock’s Ward, and Montgom- ' erie’s Ward. Right in the center of i

the latter is a swamp with houses all | around it, as though it were to be left as an object of natural scenery. in the harbor are seen several of his Majesty’s men-of-war, surrounded by several smaller craft. These were all made by a pen, as were also several portraits which the map contains. Though the pictures and writing are good, they look oldfashioned and are characteristic of the graphology of those days. Curves and flourishes are especially prominent. Other old landmarks and things too numerous to mention or not easily described by the pen arc contained on this oal piece of yellow parchment, 1 which was platted more than a hundred and sixty years ago. The population of the city at that time was only about 8,500. Travel was all by highways, and a curious contrast is presented with the metropolis of today, with its railroads, bridges, and viaducts and almost two m liion in- I habitants. I , I

■Mi gut wctto TTTcFt - " ens on the small table by my bedlook out', don’t drop it'.” I recognized the voice of the young mistress for the first time. “What dat yu say, Miss Kate?” Then with evident fright and consternation: “Good Lawd! Miss Kate, how dat man git be portegraph took so hnwd’n white? Must a been awful pale nisself, I reckon. What dat yu say, Miss Kate? Bus! Oh, Lawdy, Miss Kate, yu don’ say dat man busted, does yoh? What fur? Oh, yu calls dat kin? o’.a portegraph a bus'— oh, yes, course —dat’s all beary well, but he mus’ a been palcr’n one o’ missie’s fine linnen towels fo’ dey’d evah cotch him lookin like dat comes to. Lawdy, ain't dis niggah glad sho ain’t got t’ wait on no sitch lookin’ white folks as dat!” Then mammy's superior intellect arose equal to the occasion: “Shet up, yu fool niggah! Mi-s Kate don’ mean dat dat wasn’t tuck till arter he done busted. What he bus’, Miss Kate? He liver, I reckon. Oh shaw, now Miss Kate —yu jes a foolin’ now. Yoh don’t mean t' tole me dat was tuk right ofen him and him ’live and lookin’ like dat comes ter? Is mose folks up in Baltimoah pale as dat? 'Pears like a niggah’d be white nut updarden, shoah. Dis chile wouldn’t like t’ look like dat. shoah as yoh bawn —ha ’n eyes n whiskers ’n all

plum white! Dis chile rudder be a niggah yet a while, shoah’s yoh bawn, honey.—Belford’s. Why Are You Fat? What causes obesity? Largely the food we eat; though very fat people are not necessarily large eaters, yet they are apt to be either given too I much eating or drinking. Beer and alcohol are very fattening, also all kinds of sweets. When one has a I tendency to obesity two things are absolutely necessary—diet and physical exercise. When the Empress Elizabeth of Austria perceived that her beautifully molded chin was los- | ing its curve of outline and her waist growing larger she was horrified. She renounced riding and took long walks every day in all kinds of weather. I Queen Margaret of Italy, for tlic same I reason, took to scaling mountains, and what these noted women did many women in humbler life are doina. Most women, however, find it easier to take physical exercise than

to deny themselves the pleasures or the table. Women arc especially given to cake, sweet puddings and candies, and even the terrors of loss o' health and beauty often are not great enough to lead them to give up this self-indulgence. To gtow thin it is most important to deny one s self al 1 foods and Leverages which have a tendency to fatten, and there Ure very few men or women who will do this, so we sec the aldermanic, puffed-out man and the waddling, unshapely woman, whose appearance of age is greatly increased by the unbecoming accumulation of fat. —New York Evening World. The homelier a man is, the more he has to say about how the women run after him.

Notes and Gleanb.gr,' \ walc ^ made wholly of iron, and In - runn i n g order, was recently exhibited at a fair in Worcestershire » k ß S lan d. The object was to illustrate “ w l ® malleability and usefulness of iron, Sir Willia i Thomson calculates that i the number of molecules in a cubic inch 1 n U any g ? S is 000,000,C00,C00,l 000,000; in each of these molecules , there are several at ms moving among . tnemselves at the rate of seventy miles a minute. ( Experiment on the action of different oils on metals shows among others that bronze is much corroded by linseed oil, slightly by olive oil, and not at all by colza oil, and that for lead the safest lubricant is olive oil, and the worst Whale oil. Whooping-cough, croup, sore-throat, influenza, bronchitis, cold and cough are at once relieved and positively and permanently cured by Dr. Bull’s Coujh Syrup, the incomparable remedy for all pulmonary and throat affections

The little one-story house at Pau in which Marshal Bernadotte, the first King of Sweden, was born, is still standing and was recently offered for sale. T,X°^P RONCniAL ’ ASTHMATIC AND PULMO^ARY COMPLAINTS, “Brown's Bronchial Troches" have remarkable curative properties. Sold only in boxes. The use of the bicycle in Massachu- . setts has brought about a reform moveI ment looking to the permanent improve- ; ment of the roads. h c t°?« w A y AT If J ov Want t °' tut if n °tus® •ti-LE s Honey of Horehound and Tab. 1 ike s Toothache Drops Cure in one Minute. The physician is the man who tells you that you need change, and then i takes all you have. Complexion cleared with Small Bile Beans. Anti-high building agitation in Chicago.

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Mr. Geo. if. Turner Simply Awful Worst Case of Scro'ula the

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