St. Joseph County Independent, Volume 17, Number 12, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 3 October 1891 — Page 7

rV A * / a /^Ss^o*»a>w« >**> f'A xs^vv^W ult makes me tired! People ask me—is marriage, a failure? Os course ’t aint; e pose I don’t know my biz—what am I here for?” If tho w°me n onl J keep healthy they keep in good spirits and cupid is in demand. Let every enfeebled woman know this there’s a remedy that 11 cure her, the proof’s positive. Here’s the proof—if it doesn tdo vou good*within reasonable time, report the fact to its makers and K ct your- money back without a word—but you ^ont do it! The remedy is Dr. Pierce s,Favorite Prescription—and it has proved itself the right remedy in nearly every case of female weakness, it is not a miracle. It won’t cure ex erything—but it has done more to build up enfeebled and broken-down women than any other medicine known.

The Soap ♦ that Cleans , Most I is Lenox.

M M r— ——fail 'omed^th^ B ^'®, • E ®ngha ln . n> •onmia and r Uß ^?.^ head for SIX^-'^^S orM^/S^ X mo entirely of the severe K BORGMANN. CO rr~ DisealU** 1 nt ® n Nervous v Bw K r Sent free to any address F IiLL this I ^^© ^hSrK©? 411 Is now prepared under his direction by Ue lb,fa ' d KOENIG MED. CO., Chicago, 111. Sold by Drufi^f sts at S1 per Bottle. 0 for S 3. Large Size, 51.75. 6 Bottles for &J. Ely's Cream Balm WILL CURE K^TAR*^ Children OF CATARRH. f Apply Balm Into each nostril. ELY Bli^lS., 56 Warren St., N Y Tutt’s Pills t ?. n,e weak stom- _ O els - k,dn * v s and bladder. 0 1 S ANAKESlSjrlvesinstant Oli “ V ww^S’^^LVFaLLJH®* S I S» % ? ,r PIL tS. 8 E S ■ « ^ lee- *l : at dr <wnsts or I B 8 R 11 Sanpies free. ■ ■fa fa Address “ANAKESIS.” ■ — Box 2416, New Yobk Cirx L z 7 C- 5 ^ ' /^Mr\ no Wore doctors for mei . They said Iwas consumptive, sent me to ment da ’ d m ° tO kee P quiet ’ n ° excitement and no tennis. Just think of it» One day I found a little book called ‘Gnblk to Health,’ by Mrs. Pinkham and found out what ailed me. So I wrote to LYDIA E. PINKHAMS " “'”1'“” all those WM kne„ 6s ailm „„ — “»«’»»".~>a™»o res per- J'-'; All Druggists sell it as a standard artl- thi »' «'>■» Lydta E. P.nkham Med. Co.. Lynn. Masa. l»<‘b

THE ARIZONA KICKER. * A KEG OF FED INK CREATES A s COMMOTION. Anent the Mayoralty-Warning «o DeUn- ; } < t ue»t Subscribers— The laa.de Facts Con . eern>n K the Trouble With Col. Childers ( Iler Poetic Genius Not Orl B inak f • —1 Running a Newspaper Out West. ,

UE scissors edi- . tor of the New ■ ] York World has clipped the fol-1' lowing interest- I, lug items from ' . the latest issue], of the Arizona । , Kicker: Why wk laugh: One of t lie fun- , nicst things that ever occurred in j this town was'

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pulled off in good shape 'Tuesday at- j ternoon. On Monday we got a keg of red ink from Chicago, being the ' first thing of the sort ever seen in । this part of Arizona. Our esteemed । contemporary down the stu < i had a great many tilings to bear t on , us, and the red ink was Hit last straw. He sent us word that he in-j tended to shoot us on sight, But we d j forgotten about it " hen we st a1- । i for the postollice at 3 o clock. As । passed Santa Fe alley we heaid < ; pistol go off. followed by several sue- I cessive reports, but as there was nothing unusual in a fusilade ot Hid sort we kept on. It was not until we had entered the postotv.ee that ColIrwin came running in to inform us that we had been shot at. 'lt seems that our esteemed con-

temporary ambushed us at tne .io v and tired his first shut. 'Then he followed on and plugged away five times more without our suspecting it. am. finding lie could not aeeom.pli-h anything lie sat down and eiied Uki a boy. Wlien we under-do >d tile case we went back and offeied to stand i /4mA - I IIIJ - Zz | ></% \t ■ - 41 * I, _ -TOOR OLD DADDY."

T — JJ/Y-i xiord TO Major Joxes-—W(« TnndoManfl that Major Jonos is mak- ; nig 1! ins business! , circulate around 1 town and tel] eveiybn.ix thm W( . 11;iV) , j decided not to run f or Mavor. .-vm if I Lie nominauon were offered us l n - aei ciarnat ion. Jn telling this the Aia or Des and knows he lies! \-> tn n-, "•nnoHz'u hln, t„ w „ kl . -1.1 '.iients, and he is actuated oniv h ! ';.

। '.mi Die nomination. but \vr want i Sd j and we >hai; V ,, H< t ~] . .inti toenail to get hep. , । A word with von. Mrjor jf ., f> « IKts J hi> notice, you persist in vour rn'iH - i cious conduct, we shall lake it ■ - peisonal insult. That is. we shall -t '-h J on ourgunandmeand >l «»nu as wc meander we shall look sot J ; 1 .'uu get the drop <iu,hw.' g shan t kick, but if you d-n't v- u - I f ’Citer have instructions already writfl ■ Jjm < nt as to where you want t , be ~l 1 V AV - There are ov<r । t''" hundred subscribers ( ,n <. t! r book. I who are owing us for two years' sub ^Ption Most of these are Eash peo]^^ aceust ,med to '.Ding tor then- paper about mice in itt) tears. It will probable aston J I 11 thel " kHnw th <‘t "e run thing, on a different basis out here. We 1 v yv v i 1- .’Si ; ■ vT ,/A , : ! f S ; f.INI ING lou UIiLINQUENT SUBSCRIBERS. don’t want to l>o +<>r ~,, ■ , r * fj 011 ’’ ; "" 1 therp fore annouX tlm h his notice is only preparatorv. [ypr ; Higthc next thirty da vs the del in I A^scan settle up with ba ; l< U,Ul ' livestock, barbed wire' hide i Pelts, whisky, tolKlcco

thing else. rest otthem ' ^“^Sneeh. heid re- . sponsible for results. rstana Explanatory- — . aront that Col. Childers is making a g < t . blow around town abou^ . । fair of last Saturday, and Ina induced some ot om l( ” assassinate him. bus j ness here too long for an thing of us uun-to believe nny sue ।

an explanation is perhaps Colonel's wife is a poetess < That is. she lias copied ( standard poets and brought 11 • ( as original, and it has been « as such inthe Klekr. On se easions we have suss ed > a was not right- but wa t kind Oaken Burkel." Wo tl o ght ,u d heard of it somewhere, but • • . ’med us that it'was strictly original. She hadn’t been gone halt an hour । when our literary editor, who also thought he’d heard of such a poem, f.mud that our suspicions were correct. The poetess stole the whole , ■ tiling. I The Colonel happened to be passing Uv and we called him in and brolf' the news as gently as possible. IF , th-w mad in a moment and attemp.® Ito draw 011 us. It turned out, H’T I ever that he had left his gun at I im.me, and we held him up against the i wail and slit his right earand let him I go. This is a plain and honest statementofad the facts, and we challenge deniah

Sat Under the Sign. I He was a real pretty young man 1 - and he was gotten up in the highest ,

< ! st vie of tlm art. says the Kansas City - G'l’ob-. lie sat in the cable-car. next ' to the Stove, and regarded with oil- , il dent admiration a pair of very po>t- - live verv loud-checked, and very new a t roimers/which he pulled upcarefudy ' '1 at the knot's to prevent any tendency dj to bagging. , , - I The car rattled and clattered along . ami all the pa«engci- gazed into upward vaeanev. like all cable-ear pass-enp-rs <l«>. Finally a fair maiden wlm sat oppo-ite the young man saw -mmHiing ami giggled, after the m-himi <>f her kind. Then-helooked at the nice young man and gigghi again, then she nudged her fair comp inion, and Ilie fair companion gazed I across the car. looked at young man. | and giggb-il. A small Biy followeu j their looks, siared at something ovei the young man's head, and then snorted. \II tlii-- anm yed the nice youn^ mam who had ln en looking terj «i M and when two or three other pas-s-n gem joined in the chorus he U-gan t< k i wiggle and quit looking wise, lie S» laughing it -rrased. and gr> w. am j spread, ami th' uiee young man gr- x tiesperafe. He got Up to see what i i was over his head that caused the m I seemlx cachination. He found 41

- Up fu-y and hard to please )S nut heanei-gant •'a- op a pair of our $3 pants.’’ " Ihe nicejoung mah left thecah. nne.r • liiiii sonic very ii'iiH'hfv > that -melt of -ulphur. ' r ‘ ° n ; Tho Mmm." i Noone thinks of cultivating th,

IO I v Apt'lJM th i > " " ’''‘'"‘"g the ear ami 111 1 educating the ev<.- ■> ~,, . " i™™'?'" 8 ' 'S the I; , - >s utterly ignored in H- h-ol 'n"'' ' "’neat ion. When ’ , • 11 »ipplanter. stood bv the his blind sire, we 'Ud ■ l.h”" l-real thought he ncogniz.Hi the | * ■ " sanl. ••the smell of ■d ^.7 held which t- J;, . F";‘ 1:1111 1 Modern । ; ‘ '• " t" 11 ' Hom such a mode of i •- -o,non. .nupH thc i 1 ■ have been allowed to grow r nmeiis b e to all ~x ■ , , K ‘a< '-pt pungent or N Rightly trained ) I . . i I|S " ! "'O'-ii would intinitelv < 77 aMhetic perception, ami ' ’night even learn to derive ph-a<-I H.C from some of the odors which our J^i' ^facuhies now make us com . ' j j i’ ' 1 he mere smell of k A'—l’revmKtosendan elderlv tender ecstasy, in " n " "■ association with a danc-, •ng aca.kmy. where, in his earliest I t 7’ he ;ost bi> heart to a pink-' -nmmed ma'den.-^ir Herbert Max^az^ rt ’ Blackwood’s u e Will Die o fi the ~lh. <lver in Victoria they have a citi- ' /mi vho sports ।he euphonious name : "1 >imeon Duck. About himself he : m responsible for the following sfate-^' immt. and his veracitv has not been''. ?' " 11,11 -on tn ,s G7 J1( , ]cft London on the 7th ofthe s C venih I n,,,1! 1h. On the 7tb of' the J,. 1 ' I - ; IJI n "? '■ ,11Il!r y- He ran for v ‘ s emV’l i" I!H,ish C lh ”bhia ami 'a t. <jed by a majority of soven- I 7>a again and was beaten bv ^n : \s before icmarked/sim o I StXxwith the j 1I( j Kp ri . k:, -v, an English judge irritated b.v c mnsel Oswald- 7 > ;aaa -i-ai v'Ri ^east^^was Mr ludshi P •etort. Abid’s merciless I

Comfort for Homely Girls. “How did that homely woman contrive to get married?” is not infrequently remarked of some good domestic creature whom her husband regards as the apple t»f his eye, and in whose plain face he sees something better than beauty. Pretty girls who are vain of their charms are rather prone to make observations of this kind, and consciousness of the fact that flowers of loveliness are often left to pine on the stem, while weeds of homeliness go off readily, is, Do doubt, in many cases at the bottom of the sneering question. •

The truth is that most men prefer homeliness and amiability to beauty and caprice, explains a writer in the New York Ledger. Handsome women are sometimes very hard to please. They are apt to overvalue themselves, and, in Waiting for an immense bid, are occasionally “left on the market.” The plain sisters, on the contrary, aware of their personal deficiencies, generally lay themselves out to produce an agreeable impression, and in most instances succeed. They don’t aspiro to capture paragons with princely fortunes, but

■ are willing to take anything respectable and loveworthy that Providence may ' throw in their way. | The roclt ahead of your haughty , Junos and coquettish Hebes is fastidi--1 ousness. They reject and reject until I ' nobody cares to woo them. Men don t I like to be snubbed nor to bo trilled with I I —a lesson that thousands of pretty I women learn too late. Mrs. Hannan Mere, a very excellent and pious per- ” soi, who knew whereof sire wrote, recommends every unmarried sister to c ose wish the offer of the first go >d, sensible, ChVrevrtS^’Tover who falls in her way. i But ladies whos • mirrors, aided by the glamour of vanity, assure thorn were born for conquest, pay no heed to 1 this sort of advice. It is a noteworthy fa^'t that homely girls generally get better hu bands than fall to the lot of their fairer sisters.

Me.i who are < aught merely by a pretty face and figure do not, as a rule, amount to much. The practical, useful, thoughtful portion of mankind is wisely content with unpretending excellence.

A Success in Every Way. The telephone between London and Paris is proving a big success scientifically. commercia ly, and financiaby. Electricians say there is no telephone circuit in London, or in England, that works so clearly and perfectly. Ihe tariff is 8 shillings or 82 for three minutes’use o‘ the wire, an I the average number of calls during tho last few week-has been fifteen an hour duiingi the busy part of the day. and about b 8 1 a day. From records kept of actual business transacted, it L e timated that I messages are sent between London and > Paris at tho rate 01 rewords for two ■ cents, an eno-n - n duction on the, 1 regular telegraph cable rates. Ihe telephone ha- been used through to Brussels. and also to Marseilles, the latter a 1 ■ distance of t‘O miles, r — , Vapor I’oUon and Its Antlitota. The moruins and evening mists that perviul* the atmosphere of malarious locUitios cannot ' be breathed with impunity. A safeguard is '• uewled to render harmless the dangerous rniasl * mats with which they aro impregnate Hie 0 surest, safest defense is Hostetter's Stomach e Bitters. It is an antidote to the poison which <1 has already been inhaled and borne fruit, an ad\V quate preventive of its harmful ejects, it preparative h r breathers of m'aema-taiuted air or drinkers of uialaria-p'isonM ™t«r 1 ik» ‘h--11 Bitters. It completely noutralizos the o^er L w: • irresistible onset o the of^canl' I*. OU n. wlv Cleared land “^avators of ra^ A Faxorite Uoni m I>i,h. r * and on. ‘ f av °Hte di-hc ua- made of the ~ "hto snails which abound h the o. Ita an woods So fond of th s dZh K th ' y/hat when theirlogion-w. ro It was'c n< I Hr alU ' r 1,10 con <l»<’st these ~ , ^‘o3 nC(V ' s ary to import , ' lia ‘ 3 1 heir progeny exist in e large numbers in sox . .-.1 ; i - n 1 srl-ind nr ta P'avo- m Enp Pir i ' ' , pr,sent da y. notably at . Bird.ip, near Cheltenham. • I-Zv bd"' " f , Isverv f d \ 10 cons,l ">ption of meat ml ’ ex< ’ ept on ^astdays and ) but iittle wine is drunk. Living Is al . most exclusively confined to cereals [ I" , 1031 ", mai7o ’ r! <T . with vegetables ' bacon° ther er ° o “ herbs cookod with ’ ordS- i^Tthat if an C ! I n wa> muscled like a flea bo uso Ilr h Wh o • ra ! up ’Z’ '“ ih ^ "ho btroncW Ih.nuelion do not become strong as . amson nor quite as old a- Methustlah, but this great medi.-ine has performed many wonderful cures and brought joy and sun-Mne to many a home.

J ORX at Trenton, Ga . carried oil the roof of a house, leaving a sick man in Ins bed unharmed but sholf-r w. s Jbe neighbors at once built a temporary shelter over him. Pon. pJ^E Coud only BU d. ia the l. ( . at druggists act it 7%' they nrJcb’\i rA r V York, a practu al electric an, has Inver • 1 a liffm r h an m. b .’ " h < h sho ' s e nai -ol to hght her kit hen tire from hzr bedroom. The best cough medicine is Tbo's Cure o Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c. fenw? rLD WG raH at is on tho Fit SKtot,rn i free t>v |>r.KUne's Ornnt yeUeus cine-, 'treatise an.l "^o!l VillV,,7t?7'rree 1 to’ i -< U ,I t„ Dr. Kline, an Arch St.. Pntla.? '

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g No return since 1882. F. B. ADAMS, Perry, Mo. | “ALL RIGHT! ST. JACOBS OIL DID IT/' o ■ a-. Best Cough Medicine, Recommended by Physicians. M%M ^ u res where all else failst Pleasant and agreeable to the f~w Children take it without objection. By druggists. FM

• " ■ Commeadabie. All claims not consistent with the high character of Byrup ot Figs are purposely avoided by the Cal.- Fig Syrup Company. It acts gently on the kidneys, liver and bowels, cleansing the system effectually, but it is not a cure-all and makes no pretensions that every bottle will not substantiate. - He Hus u Manta. A man In Union City, Ind., has devel- ' oped a mania for collecting rubbish, and has filled every room in his hou e with old bustles, hoopea skirts, crooked nails, xvasto paper and tho like. His wife has I left him on account of tho craze.

The Only Oue Ever Printed—Can You Find the Word? There is a 3-lnch display advertisement in this paper this week which lias no two words alike except one word. The same is true ot each new one appearing each x/eelc from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This house places a “Crescent” on everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them the name of the word, and they will return you book, beautiful lituoobaphs, or samples free. Besides keeping dogs to xvateh oyer camps, tho German army is training tham to hunt for soldiers hidd n In tno woods and fields, so that after a battle the wounded might all be found ano bi ought in. .

How’s Your Liver If sluggish and painful, invigorate it to healthy action by taking

Hood’s Sarsaparilla SHILOH’S CONSUMPTION CURL

The success of this Great Cough Cure is without a parallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorized to sell it on a positive guarantee, a test that no other cure can successfully stand. That it may become knoxvn, the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home in the United States and Canada. If you have a Cough. Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, tor it will cure you. If your child has the Croup, or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief is sure If you dread that insidious disease Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH’S CURE, Price io cts., 50 cts. am ' SI.OO. If your Lungs are sore or Back lame, ’ use Shiloh’s Porous Plaster, Price 25 cts.

OONAIO KENNEDY I Os Uiq, Mass., says ,0 a Kennedy’s Medical Discovery 4 rnres Horrid Old Sores, Deep t. Ulcers-ot 40 years’ standing, Inward 7 umors, and .0 every disease of the skin, exC cept Thunder Humor, and 0 Cancer that has taken root, t Price ^i.so. Sold by every • Druggist in the U. S. and Canada.

R. R. R. DADWAY’S 3! READY RELIEF, cents AND PUKVENTS Coldsi Goughs, Sore Throat, Influenza, Bronchi is, Pneumonia. Swelling of Ihe Joints, Lumbago, Inflammations, Rheumatism, Neuralgia

Frostbites, Chilblains, Headache, Too hache. Asthma, difficult breathing. minute?. aoi” J 1 "? one 10 twent r tiaement tc< d any adTer - .HiSssBsSSSEv lem-y. and .u i nlerna] •' senter ' ■ Colic, UatuwJl , cn e rP , F , f v t r‘‘ a ri n ’/ <l,i ‘ 1 as ? nt 111 ,he wo '-’<f 'h»t IU. r LIEF.° QU ck a8 “ADWAV^ KEAHI’ I “ Imy cents per Hottie. So dby Dru^gts. b( 1.1 si KE TO GET RADWAY’S. BLOOD 1 ujn?r d <€?H On ’ lean hiece white bhktTnT “ UM-ma«nlfv ao7HO ~ l - T' 1 occupation. AH,TO- O1 tinjcH. I .send tree uarti<-iilar« * re< 3 01.1-dieciue. I>b. T. N.Ceowlkx. Terre Saute, Ind. I ra J

I suffered severely with face neu- I ralgia, but in 15 minutes after appli- E cation of St. Jacobs Oil was asleep; fl have not been troubled with it since. S

“August Flower” For two years I suffered terribly with stomach trouble, arid was for all that time under treatment by a physician. He finally, after trying everything, said stomach was about worn out, and that I would have to

cease eating solid food for a time at least. I was so weak that I could not work. Finally on the recommendation of a friend who had used your preparations A worn-out with beneficial results, I procured a Stomach. bottle of August Flower, and commenced using it. It seemed to do me good at once. I gained m strength and flesh rapidly; my ap- , I petite became good, and I suffered ■ ■ no bad effects from what I ate. I 1 feel now like a new man, and consider that August F lower has en-

tirely cured me of Dyspepsia in its worst form. James E. Dederick, Saugerties, New York. "W. B. Utsey, St. George's, S. C.» writes: I have used your August Flower for Dyspepsia and find it an excellent remedy. MpwWettf For a BRIEF PERIOD Only. D«elrub:e and Valuable—Useful and Necessary. Ladies’ Foster Lacing Gloves i(5-Hook). On receipt of $1.30 — The Chicago

Weekly Times For on* 1 year, or for the Dvjy and _^n dij °THE CHICAGO TIMES is kt a . n ^£ t C ^ It you do not wish cloves REVERdIBLB tor the pame price one.of NEW-1 » i^ to ry of our MAPS. This >e a c ,°^ e ,^e lai events trom ths ^HE’CHICAGO TIMES CO , Chicago. Ear W SMy Stomach Distress. MLMUVES Nausea, Sense of Fnllneg* Congestion, Pain. REVIVES Failing ENERGY. RESTORES Normal Circulation. C^j H arms to Toe Tips. _ OR. HARTER MEDICI HE CO.. At. L ol> | g . Klj;

_ OR. HARTER MEDICINE CO.. At. L oo | g; jf ts ; GOLD medal, PARIS, 187 S ~

W. BAKER & CO.’S Breakfast Cocoa from -which the excess of oil has been removed, !• absolutely pyre and it is soluble. k No Chemicals A are med in its preparation. It 4b hf‘* more than, three times the °f Cocoa mixed with jgi Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, HI and ia therefore far more eo> . | % nomical, costing less than one Dj cent a cup. It is delicious, nour.

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1^— ■aSaMHr&^jaK ~. * in. U i« 'ks®™ lining, strengthening, easily Digested, and admirably adapted for invaUdg “ well as for persona in health. Sold by Grocers everywhere. । __W. BAKER & CO., Dorchester, Mass. F ree to Printers OUR CATALOGUE AND PRICE-LIST OF PAPER STOCK, PRINTING MACHINERY AND PRINTERS' MATERIALS. ’ w°° k ? ives the slzes - weights and qu it different varieties of paper nAaiiv~ nn ll **! by newspaper and job printing officer Wi h ranging in price from sa»“ 1 U oaices, luib convenient catalogue will iw> UP °“ reCelPt O1 S CHICAGO NEWSPAPER UNION, - Clueaifo.’fli.

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V f? F^T FOLKS REDUCED : LRMLa«'.-««' fe }VaslHiigton. D, * PATENT SOLICITORS WANTED! Wepav^.o C. N. U. ‘ ~ — No. 4W—9l WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTIIf./ In tb/»pSjwr. ay y °“ saw th ® udveruAuk-M