St. Joseph County Independent, Volume 15, Number 46, Walkerton, St. Joseph County, 10 May 1890 — Page 7

XAUTICAL. HUMOR. 1 gome Bon Mots Which Are Told of the Crack Oarswen, | As a class, professional oarsmen are she wmost “amvosing eritters” in the sporting line. Os a lisi of some twentyfive professional “seat )liders” at leas twenty are “c_ha.?aoters. * Os the latter pumber a majority are looked upon as porn wits. Jack Largan, the English sculler, who beat Pearce and a hall dozen other cx:acks of the ~British [sles, and who is now living in Har lem, is considered one of the funuiest men in the business. His jokes are known to every amateur onthe Harlem, and the dry way with which he makes light of a serious question has repeat edly placed him in hot water. : One of the best stories about Largan pot generally known was told to are porter the other day. It seems thaf Largan saved a number of persons from drowning in the Thames at various times beforehe won a championship as ‘the sculls. Some of his friends en. couraged him in seeking a medal from ~ the Humane Society. He made appli * cation, but because he lacked the nec essary influence his claims were noi recognized. After that he turned very sour on the “Humane crowd,” as he pui it. One Saturday afternoon Largan was out on the Thames in a boat much like our American or Whitehall boat. A rowboat containing three men whicl ~was near him capsized, and before Lar gan reached the scene one of the mer . was drowned. Largan saved the othes two and hauled them into his boac When the rescued found courage tc talk, one of them said to Largan that he was a brave Briton and ought to be | given a medal by the Humane So- I ciety. “It's no go,” said Largan, “They can’t try any of their flabbergast on me. I've been and tried 'em.” “Nonsense, man,” replied one of the survivors, “you'll get a reward surve. Why, just see what you have done!” And the speaker went into a glowing account of the brave rescue. '.La.r;,:u,u sat silent throughont, his bubble of importance getting larger each second as the speaker progressed, until finally he began to think that perhaps he had won a clear right to the medal. The speaker concluded: “Yes, you are bound tc get that medal. The man who was lost was our boatman: this gentleman lere is a ‘bobby,” and I'm tlLe Secretary ol the Humane Society.” : The speaker had hardly finished than Largan dropped the oars with which he was rowing, jumped to his feet, swore two or three times, and finally said: “So I've saved a ‘bobby’ and one of these Humane people, eh? The lLiora forgive me; what have I done—what have Y done ?” Another yarn about Largan !tells how he once attended a “spread” at one of the London club houses. There was s little old Scoteh woman in eharge of tha viands. She was selfish as a 6-months old infant. There was a fine piece of roast-beef on the table, and she started in to carve it for Largan and a few others. She cut it in tissnepaper fashion, so thin that one could almost read a newspaper through each slice. TLargan kept hts eve on her for a time, and after she had cut three or four tissue pieces he said: “Look out, ma'm, look out, the window behind you is open, and some of that beef may blow into my plate.” The honest Scotch woman failed tc understand why everybody within ear: l shot of Largan’s remark laughed. When he saw that his ration was not tc | be increased Largan shouted again at the little woman: “May something divine give your arm strength, missus, to cut a decent piece of beef for a| workingman.” l Ned Hanlan, too, is a funny man. i The night of the day that he first de- | seated I'rickett in England he was in I vited to a elub dinner. Chamvagne | flowed like water, and as the Canadian ‘ had pulled off the good thing he felt , justified in going in for a little pleasure. | He became muddled in due time, and | while in that state, was called on by the | 400 or 500 ¢lub men present for a speech. ' Now, Hanlan had never addressed an| audience before in his life, and he ob- | jec:ed, but it was no use there, andhali | a dozen of his admirers hauled him tc his feet. He stood up, dazed and confused, with the champagne rushing to his very brain,glanced at the smallarmy | of faces that met his eyes, tried to stand ‘ erect and finally Dblurted out as his maiden speech: “You gentlemen know l your business. I also know mine. ‘ Good night.”—New York Mail and LExpress. ! Friendly *“Tips” for the Eulogy. ] In the town of B——, Me., theve | lived a man conecerning whose meanness, trickery, profanity and general pootr aualities a whole volume might be written, while it was generally consid- 1 ered that a carefully eonducted micro- | scopie examination of his moral nature | would fail to discover anything related | to the virtues. This man finally died, l and a new and rather young minister in | a neighboring town was asked to con- ! duct the fuueral services. To gather sowe points in regard to the character # of the departed to engraft npon his dis- | course, the young minister visited the | neighborhood the day before the funeral | and called upon tha proprietor of the! solitary grocery store in the place, who, ; hesitatingly and in evident embarrass- | ment, declared himself as utterly unable % to give the desired information, : i “But I’ll tell vou what,” said he, “youn g 0 over to that there house over beyond | the corner, and Mr., L——will tell you | all about it.” | The minister hunted up Mr. L— ! and made known his business. More | hesitation and embarrassment. | “Wall,” said -this - neighbor, seceing | that something must be said, and * blindly falling upon the matter of rela- | tionship, “this ’ere man had an Aunt Hanner, She was an awful good | woman. Say,” a new idea suddenly oc- | curing to him, “you®jes’ confine your re- | marks to Aunt Hanner!” It is unfortu- ; nate for onr clerical friends that there | are not more Annt Hanners in the world | who are “awiful good,” nuless, indeed, we might do away with the senseless fashion of enlogizing the dead at their burials when we have said all manner of mean things about them while living. ’ ~ Lewistown Jowrnal.

e R T ey A CAVERN OF DEATH. | Interesting Discovery in the Mountains Near Colorado Springs, A party of explorers in the mountaing, 8 short distance from Colorado Spring'g, Col., recently made an interesting dis--30"91‘3- They entered a cavern of won- : g:gfiéhdimqnswns, and after traveling an . various chambers and corridors ed with stalactities and stalagmites, fin&ll{ met with a chamber that was un. usually gloomy aud cold. In the center stood a pyramid of heavy stone rising in Steps on all sides until it reached the last at a height of eight feet. It was about t?n feet square at the buse, and the last stone on tcp measured twenty-eight inches each way. Kach layer of stone forming the pyramid was in ‘one solid piece, all of the same sable hue that characterized the lv:ltl:t?d floor. Mounted on top of the s ne stood one of the most hideous, frighful-looking images that the human mind is capable of conceiving. | Lying close to the base of the pyramid, was the skeleton of what had once been a man of almost gigantic proportions. Around the waist was a strong iron band, securely riveted together, and to this was fastened one end of a brass chain of peculiar workmanship about six feet in length, the remaining end firmly imbedded in the solid base rock. The skeleton was In an excellent state of preservation. . Every portion of it except the teeth was jet black. The teeth were white, presentInga singular and not at all pleasant appearance. On the opposite side of the pyramid another skeleton of smaller proFortlonfl, evidentlv that of a female, was ound chained in the same manner. At the foot of the ryramid. in the middle of one side, s small spring of ice-cold water bubbled up, discharging its surplus t?rough a niche into a crevice in the floor. The victims had evidently been chained l within sight and hearing of the rippling water, but out of reach, and left to die by I starvation or thirst, or both. A more careful search of the smaller apartments connected with this chamber resulted in the discovery of a quantity of relics that would have delighted the heart of the antiquarian. There were guns, axes of both iron and stone, hatchets, knives, a couple of broad swords or cimeters of peculiar pattern, bows and arrows, spears and spearheads, and vessels | of strange shape and material. But per- | haps the most interesting find was a | smooth stone slab or table, four feetlong ‘ and twenty-s:'x inches wide by two and half inches thick. The upper third of this table was covered with sirange hieroglyphies, and the lower two-thirds with letters in an unknown language all neatly chiseled in the solid rock. The only intelligible characters cut on the stone were the Roman numerals MDCLXIII, cut in ancient style on the lower left-hand corner. A morethoroughexploration will be made soon, Saved by a Mirror. The following story is related by an Englishman who, with his family, had passed ten years in India. It was a very sultry summer night, The doors and windows of our bungalow stood wide open to let in the air. My little daughter, 2 years old, was sleeping | iu & low crib in a room adjoining the one where I was sitting engaged with some accounts. It was lawe, all the servants had retired, and everything was quiet out doors and in, In the room where the child was sleeping thera was a large pier glass which we had brought out from i.iverpool. It was our most pretentious arti- ‘ cle of furniture. This glass hung directly opposite where I was sitting, so that if | 1 raised my eyes, objects in the other room were plainly to be seen in it, Suddenly my attention was attracted by what ' seemed a shadow flitting past, or rathoer |by a sense of something moving in the other room. I looked up. The sight I which met my gaze chilled my blood! In the mirror there was reflected a tiger, ! creeping stealthily toward the sleeping | i child! | | I was wholly unarmed, and sat power- ! less, benumbed, gazing with awful fascination into that mirror. To scream or to make the least motion would precipi- l tate the terrible tracvedy. | Suddenly the tiger stopped, arrested by i i his own reflection in the glass. He | ' lashed his tail back and forth; his eyes | | shot fire; each separate bair of his | | orange-yvellow coat seemed to stand erect f lat sight of a possible rival. Faster and | l faster that expressive tail whipped the % floor. Another moment and the animal Q uttered a deep, challenging roar and ’ | sprang forward with one great bound. ' | 5 R | There was a crash of glass, and a loud, { prolonged roar of surprise and rage from | | the tiger, which jarred the very ground. l The great mirror, with its frame, fell | heavily to the floor, pulied from its posi- | tion. The tiger turned tail and sprang | out at the open door. | It had all happened so quickly that 1 could almost have believed it a dream but for the broken mirror and the marks l | of blood left where the shattered glass | | had cut the tiger's feet. I' Hill Climbing, i “I raw two girls with their escorts walk- | ‘ing up Corey Hill, yesterday,” says un’ observer of girls, “One of them went |up like a rubber ball, bouncing and i | bounding at every step, chattering briskly l to her companion as she went and stop- | | ping now and then to pant a little and | take a fresh start both with her bounding way of walkng and with her chatter. Presently her friend came quietly along. ! She was letting the young man beside her | do the talking, and she was mounting the | long hill with short, inelastic steps. She | used her heels as well as hertoes 1n going |up hill.” It is a good ru'e for hill-climb-}inq and one to be remembered in going ] up-stairs. Women doctors say, and many | women prove it in practice, that by going | up-stairs slowly, with the foot—heel and toe alike—put firmly on each stair, one ‘mnv arrive at the top of four flights of | stairs really rested, instead of gasping for | breath as when one runs up-stairs. (Going | up-stairs isa good form of exercige if one l | goes at it in the right way to get its ben- ; efits. — Boston Transcript. ’ K g o i He Didn’t See Her, | | Singleton (who has been away for two i | yoars)—l haven't seen vou with Miss ! Blank since my return. Do you see much | . of her now? { f Benedict (sorrowfully)—No, I don’t see | | her very often, ] Singliton—l thougnt you and she were | engaged. Did she break it of1? . i Benedict—No. We were married.— ; Lawrence American. ‘ LIEUTENAX i JOHN P, FINLEY, of the ' ' signal service, has <folupiled_u statement | of the nnmber of tornadoes in this coun- | try for the last reventeen years. While in ' 1570 there were only nine, the number has increased annually, the year 1886 having | been credited witu 280, DBut since thp.t. f time there has been a gradnal decrease in | the number, only forty-two having been | recorded in 1889, AN Americus, (ia., negro is starving himself to death after three efforts to kill himseif by poisoning, allbecause his | | affections have been tmtled with by & duskv damsel of Cuthbert. |

mm e et wve— ——————— l Why He Treated the Crowd. One of the familiar figures in a certain New York hotel is a tall, well-propor-tioned young man, who nightly goes on a Jamboree, and who as vegularly as the clock turnsup again at the hotel at eleven o'clock every nieht., The other night he came in ten minutes earlier than hisregu- | lar hour. He walked into the corridor, | which at that hour was well crowded. ! Then, as he started, a little unsteadily, I toward the case, the crowd fell in behind | him, and followed like so many sheep. Not a word was spoken. The case reached, | everybody lined up ngainst the bar. The young man put his hand in his pocket ! at_:d pulled out a big handful of quarters, dimes, and nickels. Then he took out several %1 bilis from his waistcoat pocket, put the whole lot on the bar, bowed to | the “bartend,” and walked out of thei room. The gentleman behind the bar | counted the change, and then proclaimed: i There's just $6.76 here. He didn’t | spend much to-night. Let’s see, There's | Just six drinks apiece. What'll it be,l gents?” . “Why and wherefore is this thus?” queried the greenhorn of the party after the sixth drink had been concealed by evervbody. _“That, sir, is Mr. Blank, who married ! rich. He hasn’'t a cent of his own, and he lives with his wife here in fine style. He would spend every cent of her fortune in a week if she would let him, and she knows it. So she allows him sls a | day for pin money. Every night when he comes in she gocs through his pockets. It he has any money left in his pockets, the next morning she only gives him enough to make up the sls, He thinks that a pretty mean trick, so every nizht he comes up here and empties his pockets | to treat the crowd. Next morning he | gets another sls to carry him through the day.” The Clangor of an Alarm Bell Close by, in the stillness of the night, could scarcely startle the ordinary individual more than do triiling noises the nervous invalii. But ones the nerves are braced and the system invigorated with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, this abnormal sensitiveness is succeeded by a tranquillity not to ba distmabed by trivial causes, lwmpaired dices ion is a tertile cause of nerve l weakness and unnatural mental gloom, and a vigorous reneweal of the action ol the stomach is I ona of the surest means of invignating and quieting the norves. Insomnia, or:l2e) lossness, a form of nervous ciseise, is unquestionally benefited by sedatives, when it is prolonged, or ol frequeny occurrencve, but its permanent remwovalis move etfcetuaily achieved with the Bitters. ‘Lhus medicine is also sigoally eflicacious for malsria, rheuwwnalisin, constipation, lver compuint, and torpidity of the kiuneys and bludder, Threads of Thought. ‘ Life is too short to spare even the stormy days. The true birds of the air always fly with their own wings. A shadow 1s nlways darker and larger than the tignre that makes it. Flattery is but the condoning of our failures rather than a true estimate of our merits, In accordance with the ancient proverl, he who would accumulate must spend also, i We might take lessons frem childhood in that enviable art of being easily made happy. If it be true that “truth is stremger than fiction,” how exceedingly queer it must be sometimes. Force may compel compliance for the time being, but gentleness and atfection i endure and reign contivually. The one deserving the greatest commendation is that one whose thonghts and endeavo™s are given to others. One who has wronged another with malice prepense seems to find it aifticult ever to show him a due regard again.— Louise Snow, in Utica Observer. | 11,000,000 Acres Froe. i The Government has recently purchased from the Sioux Indians the rich agricult- [ ural and grazing lands bounded by the ‘ Missouri River on the east, the Black Hills on tue west, the Cheyenne River on the north, and the White River on the south. | They lie in Central South Dakota. and are ‘ reached Ly the Chicago and Northwestarn | Railway. Pierre, the eap tal of South Da- | kota, is the gateway to the ceded lands. | The Homestoaders' Un on, of Piorre, will | furnish full information free how to get | this Government land. Write to-duay. | No Tine to Write Letters, e Men and women who write for ¢ain are ' not the best of correspondents. “Because writing is my trade is no reason why 1 | should be expected to follow it for pleasure,” said Mark Twain once, and forth- | with the humorist destroyed several let- | ters lying before him on his desk. And this opinion is apparently shared by not a few of the famous writers of the day. Bret Harte, for instance, positivelv rei fuses to answer any but letters of a busi- | ness nature or from friends. Tennyson I ignores all letters without discrimination, l except in rare instances. Robert Louis Stevenson travels around so much that most of his letters never reach him, and those that find him receive but scant attention. Mr. Howells is not over particular with his oorrespondence, and | James Russell IL.owell ils and Robert ' Browning was even less so. “Ouida” takes pride in say ng that but one letter in a hundred receives reply at her hands. ] { Mrs. Oliphant, the Inglish novelist, is also a poor correspondent except with her intimate friends. Framnk R. Stockton | has recently formed the habit of answer- | ‘ing letters only aficr they have been repeated two or three times. George Bancroft’'s age prevents him from being attentive to a miscellaneous correspondence, while the poets Whittier, and Walt Whitman have been coempelled for the same reason to resort to silence in nuwerous cases, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0., Props. of Hall's Catarrh Cure, offor $10) reward for any case of catarrh that can not be cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure, Send for testimonials, wee. Sold by Druggists, 75¢. ‘ ’ SOMEBODY grubbing among the Canadian state papers in tho builuings of the l Dominion Parliament has come upon let- | ters which amount to an important his- l | torical discovery. It seems that at that eventful period in our ceolonial history l when Cornwallis was beleaguered at ( |Yorktowu by French and American ar- | mies and n French tleet, just betore the , { capitulation which strack the death Llow of the Engl sh ¢ use in the United States, ! Vermont, the Union State which bordered the Canadian frontier, was on the very point of joiring Canada. says the Southern Medical World: “Mother’s Friend" is g owing in ravor throughout the South and is highly recom- | mended bv physicians. We eonsider it ini dispensable to those who know they must pass throuzh the ordeal of childbirth, Writ s Bradflell Reg. Co., Atlanta, Ga., for particulars, Sold by all drugzists. ‘ WirHIN the pest week the Sheriff of | Atlantic County, N. J., has sold 200 | farms to foreclose mortgages, and over | fortv familics have been evicted and are without homes and shelter, AT the election of school boards in . Bweden at the clode of 1589, the first oc- ' ¢asion on which women were eligible for | tlection, seven were returned.

NB A RRS A A T " The Kxcitement Not Over. The rush on the druggists still continues, and daily scores of people call for a_bottle ‘ of Kemp’s Balsam for the Throat and Lungs for the cure of Coughs, Colds, Bronehitis, ‘ Asthma and Consumption. Kemp's Balsam, | i the stardard family remedy, is sold on a 'l | guarantee and never fails to give entire sat- | isfaction. Price 50c¢ and sl. Trial size free. ! Durixg last year Emperor William conferred 5,108 decorations and medals, | and 5,361 were given away in 1888, us ' compared with 4,208 in 1887, 3,776 in | 1881, and 3,475 in 1885. The red eagle | was given last year to no fewer than 2,086 | Individuals, the crown order to 1,199, and { the Hohenzollern order to 254; but only | fourteen new knights of the black eacle ( were created, filteen of the female order | of Louise, and one of the famous order i pour le merite. | Hibbard’s Rheumatic and Liver Pills, i These Pills are scientifically compounded, I uniform in action. No griping pain so com- | monly following the use of pills. They aro | adapted to both adults and children with l perfect safety., We guaruntee they have i no equal in the cure of Sick Headache, Coni stipation, Dyspepsia. Biliousness; and, as | an appetizer, they excel any other prepara- | tion. 00l e _A SUMMER cottage built by a New York millionaire is of hemlock logs hewn | on three sides with the bark left on the | fourth gide. A veranda is constructed on three sides of the building of hemlock logs in the rough. | Episox’'s latest invention is a loud- | talking machine, but it is no improve- | ment on the original one that was ex- | hibited sowe years ago iu the garden of i Eden.—Texas Siftings. ‘ _Sw Novels Free, will be sent by Cragin & Co., Philada., Pa., to any one in the U. S. or Canada, postage paid, upon receipt of 23 Dobbins' Electric Soap wrappers. See list of novels on e¢irculars around each bar. Soap for sale by all grocers. MANY a man confesses in the prayer meeting that he is full of sin, who would | be very sorry to have his customers adi wmit that he is right, { SUFFERERS FROM COUGHS, SORE THROAT, i ete., should try “Brown's Bronehal Tro- ! ches” a simple but sure remedy. Sold only i n boxes. Yrice, 25 vents. NEwsrareßr weun naturally get the first l t ink-ling of the news.

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| A TOVELY WOMAN overheard one say of her, “By Heaven, she's painted !” * Yes,” retorted she indignantly, ‘‘and by heaven only!” Ruddy health mantled her cheek, yet this beautiful i lady, once thin and pale, and suffering from ! a dry, hacking cough, night-sweats, and | spitting of blood, seemed destined to fill a consumptive's grave. After spending hundreds of dollars on physicians, without benefit, she tried Dr. Pierce’'s Golden Medi- | cal Discovery; her improvement was soon | marked, and in a few months she was plump and rosy again,—a perfect picture of health and strength. This wonderful * Golden Medical Dis- , | covery,” now world-famed as a remedy for | consumption, which is really lung-scrofula, is not only an acknowledged remedy for that terribly fatal malady, when taken in ! time and given a fair trial, but also for all [ forms of Scrofulous, Skin and Scalp diseases, as \White Swellings, Fever-sores, Hip-joint Disease, Salt-rheum, Tetter, Eczema, Boils, Carbuncles, Erysipelas and kindred ailments. All scafy, crusty, itching, troublesome eruptious yield readily to its curative powers. It invigorates the liver, enriches AA S TS S .IR | wRKTALIRS 4. >, Wl ALT G TIS ST

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B A U T A Eaenis Born for Each Other. There are now living in Washington a married couple, Paul and Habina Hellmuth, who were born at Baden, Germany, in 1847, within four miles of each other. Even through their childhood, | playing in the streets and byways of the | some town, they were strangers to each . other. Inthe course of events they came across the ocean to the land of promise, and at different times and by different paths they drifted to Washington, where they met and loved and married. Upon comparing notes to take out their marri'ge license they discovered, to their mutual surprise and gratification, that they were not ouly nauves of the same place but rejoiced in exactly the same ages to a day. AN official stenographer of the German Imperial Parliament has calculated the exact rapidity of speech of some of the mo:t celebrated German statesmen. Rickert, a leader of the free trade independents, he says, talks in a minute 153 words; Count Herbert Bismarck, 144: Singer, the socialist, 121; Bamberger, the best-known bimetallist among the independents, 129; Stumm, the coal baron, 148, i BEST, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso’s Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. 50c. RicH, fragrant, flne—“Tansill’s Punch.”

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! the blood and promotes all the bodily funetions. It is the only liver, bl‘ood and lung ' remedy, sold by druggists, unier a positive guarantee, that it will do all it is recommended to, or money Npa.id for it will be promptly refunded. 0 ordinary remedy could be sold under such peculiar and trying conditions. To do so would bankrupt its manufacturers. Not so with ‘‘ Golden gledi—cal Discovery” which outsc!ls every other liver, blood and lungi remedy, throughout the civilized world. It's a legitimate medicine, not a beverage; contains no alcohol, | to inebriate; no syrup or sugar to derange | digestion; as peculiar in remedial effects as | im its composition; it stands alone, tran- | scendent in curative properties, unique in | composition, its sale backed by a substantial | forfeit in case of failure to do all that is l claimed for it. There’s nothing at all like | it, either in composition or curative effects; therefore, don’t be induced to take something else firesented to be “ g’ust‘, as good,” that the dealer may make a larger profit. Every dealer knows it’s the best ams only | guaranteed Liver, Blood and Lung Remedy. ‘ WoRLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL AsSSOCIATION, Proprietors, No. 663 Main Street, j Buffalo, N, Y. M L SR~k RU R I T A A T S O A ©~ Y B

S oA 3 o S R R B S ™A, bt One Reason’ _Wh_v nearl}' everybody should take a good medicine in 1110. SPring is because at this season the syltem is ¢specially susceptible to the benefit to be derived tx_mu a reliable preparation like Hood’s Sarsaparilla, In the winter various impurities accumulate in ?he blood, the effect of which is most felt when/ syrmg comes on, in general weakness and languor.' The system craves assistance to maintain the health tone and expel impurities, which Hood’s rarsapas rilla readily gives. Try it. “For ftive years I wag sick every spring, but last year began in February to take Hood’s Sarsaparilla, I.\l.sed five bottles and have not seen a sick day since,” G.W.SLoAN, Milton, Mass. Sars ill fold by all druggists. §1: six forss. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar 7 CAKKIAULS ww--4 ‘f BA B Y u‘g‘ oetiveres FREE! YR 2% 11 i 3% S ey Aoy JUMPERS, BiCYOLR, | (TR P ice seus C. 0. D, dies from L. u._Qm-:.\35{12:3'"}"%3-32‘1“&‘?; _VNVREY Toe Gty ik SR &L . Bend L BRI EN s ' 0 NJOHN W.MMORRIS, s WL Waushington, D.C. uccessfiu r i Late Principal Ex!mings\'fg.‘%’g%gkg’gdmi‘ i 3 yrs iu last war, 15 adjudicating claims, atty since, | e LT —— > r Price&ficmAASTHMß.n i KIDDER 8 PAST“.LES-by mail. Stowell & Coy | RIS 1 lostown, Mags, | MENTION THIS PAPER ~M&N WRITING TO AOVERTISKRS, | ' It you want your pension withous delay, put your ~laimin the hands | of JOSEPH ¥. HUNTL®, Atlterney, Washington, D, C. uuni"Anl,i-Uorpulene P.ll” lose lolba.s | month. They cause no sickness, contsin no polson and neves | fall. Sold by Druggists everywhere or lantfiy mail, Partioulars (sealed) des Dp, Wiloox's Specifio Co,, Phila., Pa. The Oldest Medicine in the World is probably IDE. ISAAC THOMPSON’S CELEBRATED EYE-WATER. This article is a caretully prepared puysician’s pre. scription, and has been in ¢onstant use for nearlf' a century. There are few diseases to which mankind are subject more distressing than sore eyes. and none, perhaps, for which more remedies have been tried without success. Forall external inflammation of the eyes it is an infallible remedy. If the direc tions are followed it will never fail. We particularly invite the attent‘on of S)h\'sictaus to its merits, For sale by all druggists. JOHN L. THOMPSON, SONS & C 0.,, TroYy, N. Y, Established 1797. A 4 ,', AL H R T e BetTres? d P e NIEH ] C gl 2R ST AR O RTINS WA - Vca)o, dard G Wy Z‘da es « / PO *fiss tor Prices T Dighamion NY. - THE ELKHART CARRIAGE & HARNESS MFG. CO. sl4, Tight bottom and dash = i ; = — = i AN For 18 Years have sold to eon- ‘: “N?l‘.( ' sumers at WHOLESALE Prices, (R (Rl SER I saving them the DEALERS' o *a} ) prollt‘. S'hlp tx(\'wm';’m-:i for “ t ing. Framisatior’ ketors bryion, 9l satlsfactory. Warranted for 2 & years, Bu'{flol. Surries, Spring Wagons & Hurness. G4-page Catalogne }‘RER.W Address ¥, B. PnAT‘l‘.‘ See_’y, Elkhfr_t,‘!y_glyfl‘ DR. T. FELIX GOURAUD’S ORIENTAL CREAM, OR MAGICAL BEAUTIFIER.‘ w =S -~ Renos Ban W S R RiGth Patches, Rask - <O2 2= B ~‘3:""‘ and Skin diseases, |g A 20 N R YA and every blemish [ B i T . N Aon beauty, and demEe g 4 vy "‘* A8 fies detection. It . 2k [ T, WO (BB 1,05 stood the test of D<® o b 55 ‘Z o 5 vears, and is so B S o Ry, 5 W hariuless we taste is a4 €= T S to be sure it is prop- | LN N erly made. Accept i \%\ I no counterfeit of - fi"o ( ;‘:u{i&hr&‘name. l‘{)r.' o - . A. Sayer said to =\“ AL ea lady of the haub] s s Ny - o ton (a patient): “As; /. 75 i\? 7! R you la?fies will use o }"/\\\\ i =~ fi_ 3 t?em, 1 rdecogmeud 2N R N ¢@ouraud’s Cream’ N\ EREIR T R s the least harmful x./ ¢ BRI ;{-llethe:sskin pre&l arations.” For sa.c by ali Druggists and Fancy Goods Dealers the U. S., Canadas, and Europe. FERD. T. BOPKINS, Prop'r, 31 Great Jones St., N. Y, GRATEFUL-COMFORTING. BREAKFAST. *“By athorough knowledge of the naturallaws which govern the o(perutmx;s of digestion and nutri. tion, and by a careful application of the fine propers ties of well-selected Cocoa, Mr. Epf)s has provided our breakfast tables with a delicately flavoured l)ev-i erage which may save us many heavy doctors’ bills. | It is by the judicious use of such articles of diet that | 8 constitution may be gradually built up untilstrong | enough to resist ever{ tendency to disease. Hun-' dreds of subtle maladies are floating around us ready to attack wherever thereis a wesk point. e m;fi. escape many fatal shaft by keeping our-elves well | | fortified with pure blood and a properly nourished | frawe.'—Civil Service Gazette. ¢ { Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold only in halfi)‘ouml‘tix(ls(.)byéirocers, lt&gled thns:“. i (s EPPs & CO., Homeopa Chewis JAME London, England. ! 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