Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 22, Number 52, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 18 June 1892 — Page 7

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•Tiny Unr Pills* eels*

-which relieves the engorged liver and A removes the caqpe through tho bow- W 25c. Ofllce, 39 Park Place, N.Y.

JQR. G. W. LOOMIS, DENTIST. 2040 north Oth nU Terr© Haute, Ind. 1 square from Electric Car Line.

Jj^C. DANALDSON,

ATTORNEY .A.T IIA."W

•m% WABASH AVENUE.

-JJK. O. M. BROWN, DEFTIST Office 511)4 Ohio Htruet, Terro Haute.

JACOB D. EARLY, LAWYEE

Koom I, Beach Block, Hl.xth find Alain streets

Wtt.UAJt MACK.

TjH. L. H. BARTHOLOMEW,

DENTIST.

Removed to 071 Alain sU Torre Haute, Inrt

H. GARRETT,

Custom Harness Maker.

Track Work aud Repairing a Specialty. *3 south,?th. roar P.J. Kaufman'H Grocory

JSAAC iBALL,

FUNERAL DIRECTOR.

Dor. Third and Cherry 81s., Torre Haute, Ind in prepared to execute all orders 1« his Unt with neatness anddlspatcl

Ktnbaluilug a S|M»clalty.

]Sq-ISBIT & McMINN,

UNDERTAKERS,

Iff) NORTH FOURTH STRKET, All calls will receive the most carcful at* UnHlon. Open day and night*

R. W. VAN YALZAH,

_l Successor to JRICHARDSON A* VAN VAL7.AH,

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TUTTS

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J. NUGENT. M.J. BKul'hY.

"JS^UGENT & CO., PLUMBING ami GAS FITTING

A d*«Uer in

Gag Fixtures, Globes and Engineer'* Supplies. 0OS Ohio Street. Terre Ilwote, IniJ

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J. M. 0.1*1, Sec*y a«d Tre»» MAKrrAcroR*»w or

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LUMBER, LATH, SHIKGLTGLASS, PAINTS, OILS AND BUILDERS' HARDWARR.

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THE WORK OF THE

la cleaning wad coloring lAdie*' and (Jontlemen's Wemr, cannot, be nurpwMM«d in any city In tins country, Forty-five years* practical experience in tbe bti#ln«9s» nhould be sufficient guarantee. SatUfac* tlon given in all ir«nrb«a of Uie bu«!ne*a.

H. F. REINERS,

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Use it and pay if satisfied. Address VON MOHLCO., fM* iMrina A**•!*, Oklo.

IJAV1D \V. HENRY.

Notary In Oillce.

^/£ACK & HENRY. ATTOBNEYS. Linton liulldlng, 521 Olilo Slreot.

y^O. JENKINS, M. 1).

Office, 11 Houth Seventh Hi root, telephone,

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residence,-rl north Fifth street, telephone l?:i. Office hours: 0 n. in. 2 to 1 p. m.: 7 tOvSp. to. At residence until until 8 u. m., 12 to 1 p. tn., 10 p.m.

A RTIFICIAL TEETH.

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UK. F. (i. 11LEIS0K~IK.\TIST." With 30 years practice In dontlsiry, can iCUHrHiitce llr.st-ctiH.H work. Mpeclal pulus taken In mending old plate*. Teeth extruded without pain.

Alain street, near Ninth.

JpJELSENTHAL, A. B.

tut Ice oft he Pt'iiee and Attorney at Law. 26touth 8rd street™ IVrre

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CALL IT A GOOLyi'iAIE

Fielding Entertains a Friend in ^^True Metropolitan Stylo. I

Xt Is a Little Expensive, Bat It's Called Sport and There's a Good Deal In a-Name—Betting Fifty Dol- Jv) tars on the Terror.

|COPTRIGHT, 1882.1

As a rule, when people whom I used to know, but whose good points I have forgotten, write to inform me that they will visit the city and will be pleased to see its sights under my direction, 1 inrent a pressing engagement in the interior of Connecticut- Rut Sammy's case was different. Sammy has a lot of money, and I could not bear to think of the chance that, Mn this great and wicked city,'he might be robbed—by somebody else. I determined to protect him to stand between his innocence and the itehing palms of my fellow citizens. So when be wrote that he was coming, I promptly replied that I would meet him at Delmonico's about dinner time. His rejoinder by wire requested me to meet one of the Sound steamers and breakfast with him at 7:30. I have not breakfasted at that hour since compulsory prayers were abolished at college in my freshman year and the indications were that his visit to the great city would result in more novelty for me than for him. However, I arranged a little programme which I thought would give Sammy a very fair idea of ljfe and death in the American metropolis. I shall here endeavor to describe his impressions so that the reader may get, for the moderate price of a Sunday newspaper, an amount of information and diversion which will cost several hundred dollars more if obtained on the spot.

The first thing that struck Sammy was the vast and hurrying throng. It struck him in an elevated railroad train and nearly tore his clothes off. New York Is a very crowded city. The numerous and comparatively cheerful cemeteries of Brooklyn. Hon the one hand, and the malaria of New Jersey on the other, do not furnish sufficient outlet for our surplus population. The way we fall over each other is appalling to a stranger. I thought the spectacle would be novel and instructive to Sammy, who lives in an interior Massachusetts city, where one may walk down the principal stree't in business hours and meet not even a creditor.

We passed the forenoon as agreeably as could be expected. A forenoon isn'tof much use anyway. Most people use it to work in, but I never could reconcile myself to beginning a day that way. I took Sammy to Park Row, to show him the big newspaper offices, and for a time \vo amused ourselves watehing a man throwing rolls of paper, weighing

1 BET $50 ON THK TEItBOB.

five hundred pounds apiece, out of a cart onto the heads of the passersby. Then we strolled over to Broadway to see a mnn or two run over a»d so got pleasantly on to lunch time.

I nsked Sammy if he had ever seen a modern buffet lunch, and he said he never had, so 1 took him to see one. He saw it, and then ho requested me to take him where he could get something to eat Sammy is a man of diminutive stature, and though he fights very well in the light-weight class he is not designed to profit by a buffet lunch. The alleged nutrition is piled upon a counter, and the animals take food as best they may. My long reach and longer experience enabled me to obtain sandwiches and cakes over the shoulders of the throng, whereas Sammy got noth-' ing but a cup of coffee, which was poured down his back by a gentleman behind hi in. However, he got a good idea of the amount which can be obtained by a skillful, long-legged man by settling my account at the desk.

Later we formulated our plans for the day. I asked him what he had eome here to see, and he replied that he had always thought that the statue of Liberty and the obelisk in Central pork must be very interesting. "My dear boy," said t, "you can never get an^ idea of this town by huntiajnip obscure, inanimate curiosities of that sort But there is going to be a prize fight in Jersoy City to-night that will be a liberal education for a young man and, in the meantime, we might run out and sec the Brokedale handicap. I have a &are thing.'*

Samuel accompanied me willingly, for his relatives at home had told him to stick close by me and not go running away by himself into places which a well-brought-up young man should never visit On the tvay to the racecourse he asked me what 1 had meant by a sure thing, and explained to him as much of it as one can really understand without personal experience. Be said that he had never bet on anything, but did not think it was wrong if one were smre not to lose his money. I assured him that some of the best people I knew were habitual bettors indeed, a few of them were good that they were not required to put up cash. Be remarked that be would prefer to have roe bet ifis money thai w*y, and I wa» obliged to oocfeea that ww not ooe of the few.

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piwteauit to watch tluscbfldish ex­

citement which

possesses a

man wfcen

he attends his first horse nwa Th&

delightful emotion lasts all the waj down to the track it survives the dust and cinders of subnrban railways but it generally evaporates when he finds that be is to have only about ten minutes of actual racing and four hours of standing around. I took Samuel" into the pen where the enthusiasm for that noble animal, the American race horse, finds expression in dollars. The pen contained several thousand more men than it would hold when we arrived. The place was open to the air of Heaven, but the air very discreetly remained outside.

While I went to bet our money on the sure thing I left Samuel between a wooden post which helped support the pavilion and the equally wooden intelligence of one of those men who advise newcomers profession ally. As I had taken charge of all the money Sammy could spare I did not regard the proximity of the professional gentleman as dangerous. When I came back Sammy was looking quite pale, partly from the effects of the cigar which the professional adviser was smoking and partly from nervousness over his money. He ventured to suggest that- my sure thing

PATR0N6 OF THE TURF.

might go wrong. Thereupon a facetious person who overheard him remarked that my young friend was picking up the business very fast. "Well, Sammy, old sport," said I, "what'd you think of abetting ring?" "T haven't seen one yet," said he. "I've been waiting to find somebody who was so short that I could see over his shoulders. If I encounter a man of that size I will endeavor to look about me."

It was now time for the first race to be run, and we went out to see it. I saw it, but Sammy got wedged in behind a six-footer just as the horses started, and it was all over before he could move. Then he went back to the bookmakers and waited another half houe or more.

The fourth race was the liaiidlcap. As the time for starting it approached, I began to be somewhat nervous myself. In former days 1 had noticed that my money on a horse would .anchor him to a post more securely than if he were tied to it with a halter, thereby avoiding any danger of his falling down in front of the others and getting stepped on, or in any other way interfering with^the successful running of some strange, new animal whom nobody had ever heard of, and only the bookmakers were interested in. Well, my luck had not deserted mq. When the Brokedale started my horse was headed sou'-sou1-east, while the others were pointing nor'-nor'-west, and by the time tho jockey had turned him around there was nothing in sight bnt a dim and distant cloud of dust.

As we wandered away from the track I told Samuel that the prize fight would be ever so much more fun, and besides I knew more about prize fighting, and could pick a winner' if allowed two guesses, bar a draw. I have noticed that many men when on their way homeward from a race track develop a spirit of frankness with themselves which would be of great use to them if it were not too beautiful to last.

We had some difficulty in finding the hall where the prize fight was to be held, but at last we were set upon the

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right track by a policeman who was going the other way. We arrived about 9 o'clock in a great hurry, for the fight, was announced to begin at that hour. But at 10 o'clock it had not opened. Alt 11 o'clock the roaster of ceremonies announced that in half an hour the torn woold take their places. Bnt they ddct it was midnight when the men stepped into the ring, and the Communipaw Terror began a new day well by partially closing the left eye of the Hoboken Hurricane. I then bet 950 of my

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I could see that my friend wSs' not having as good a time as he might have had if 1 had taken him to see the obelisk, so in order to awaken his interest in the proceedings I bet ten dollars of his money on the second race and lost it As this sum trenched on our reserve we were obliged to get It back, so, by my advice, we bet twenty dollars on the thiixl race, and would have won if the procession had been moving the other way.

young friend's money on the Terror— and he never had a chance afterwards They fought eighty-seven rounds, the last seventy of which were consumed in waiting for each other to quit Finally the Terror, unable to bear the burden of my backing, fell down and out The day was breaking and we were already broke as we took our way homeward. Samuel was silent and evidently thoughtfuL At length his mental struggle found vent in words: "Howdy," said he, in a sad, low voice, "is this what you New Yorkers caltTa good time?" HOWARD FIEI.DIXG. NAPOLEON NOT A GEORGIAN.

A Watermelon Eplsot'o Failed to Impress the Great Conqueror. It was at extempore review held in the presence of the enemy at Ratisbon that Napoleon first granted gratuities to private soldiers, appointing them knights of the empire and members of the Legion of Honor.

An old grenadier, who had made the campaign of Italy and Egypt, not hearing his name called, came up. and in

a

calm voice asked for the cross. "But," said Napoleon, "what have you done to deserve it?" "It was I, sir, who in the desert of Joppa, when it was so terribly hot, gave you a watermelon." "I thank you for it again but the gift of the fruit is hardly worth the cross of the Legion of Honor."

Then the grenadier, who up till then had been as cool as ice, working himself up into a frenzy, shouted with the utmost volubility: "Well, and don't you reckon seven wounds received at the bridge of Areola, at Lodi, and Castiglione, at the Pyramids, at Acre, Australitz, Friedland, eleven campaigns in Italy, Egypt, Austria, Prussia, Poland—"

But the empeVor cut him short, laughing and, mimicking his excited manner, cried: "There, there, now you work yourself up when you come to the essential point That is where you ought to have begun it is worth much more than your melon. I make you a knight of the empire with a pension of twelve hundred francs."—Boston Globe.

Herrmann Wasn't In It.

When Herrmann, the prestidigitateur, was in Chicago he spent an evening with the Whitechapel club. He seemed as much pleased with his hosts as they were with him, joined heartily in all the fun that prevailed and contributed some interesting sketches from -his experience, and some clever sleight of hand work that seemed more wonderful when viewed from close quarters than when furnished from thestage. Toward the close of the session he took a deck of cards tmd began to~ throw-them, one card at a time, at the strips of molding which ran around the upper part of the banquet room. It was the apparent intention to inake the cards stick in the a rack between the molding and the wall, and it was evident that he could have made most of them stick there if he had really wanted to. When he reached the last one, without having made any lodgment of those that preceded it, he laughed quietly and threw the card into the crack so deftly that it sticks there to this date. An evening or two afterward a member of tho club who happened in saw the card and asked how it 5?ot there. When told, he gravely got himself a card, wrote an inscription on it,, and stuck it in the wainscoting about ten inches from the floor. And this is what the janitor found written on the card in the morning: "Herrmann is not In it I did this myself the first time."— Chicago Tribune. •£..

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Bill Nye's Cow.

Bill Nye believes the hard times for farmers is due to their not feeding enough bran to their cows. He gives his experience in feeding bran mash to a sickly "taffy-colorcd Jersey," as follows: At first she would insert hernose in it up to the top of her lower eyelid, and then looking far away over the purple hills, she would blow this bran mash across the state, and what did not go up the sleeve of my overcoat would chink up»the barn and freckle our family carriage. But after awhile she ate it most greedily and soon the birds sang again in her sorrowing heart She forgot her grief, had no more acidity

"My father, at about the age of fifty, lost all the hair from the top of hi* nead. AftBr one month's trial of Ayer'ft Hair Vigor, the hair began coming, and, in three months, he bad a fine growth of hair of the natural color."—P, J. Cullen, Saratoga Springs, N. N.

For Torpid Liver «se Dr. Milea' Pills.

Conthing Leads to Consumption.' Kemp's Balsam will stop the oougb at onee.

LOVE INDEED

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Our love is done!

1 would not bavo it back, I say, I would not have my whole year Mayt But yet for our dead passion's sake. Kiss ine oueo more and strive to mak* Our last kiss the suprcmest otie, |Pp For love is done.

Our love is done!

•v And still my eyes with tears are wet,

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Our souls are stirred with vain regret gaae farewell, yet cannot speak. And firm resolve grows strangely weak, Though hearts are twain that once were one,

Since love is done.

V4 'i 1 But love is done! I know it, vow it, and that kiss Must set a fl nis to our bliss. Yet when I felt thy mouth meet mine, My life again seemed half divine, .* Our very hearts together run!

Can love be done?

Can love be done?

Who cares if this be mad or wise? Trust not my words, but read my eyes. Thy kiss bade sleeping love awake Then take me to thy heart ah! take The life that with thine own is one.

Love is not done! —Toronto Truth.

FLOWERS FROM. HOME.

Where passed the hours of childhood's dream, Where youth and happiness abode.

Where leads the old familiar road And flows tho broad and placid stream There in the well remembered shade

By apple boughs and grapevines made, In simple grace, half hid from view, ,' These blossoms grew. V1

Antl. oh, they bring a radiant scene 2so walls of brick or stone can hide, Nor dusty street with throbbing tide Of busy lifo can intervene.

These dear, old fashioned blooms have taught That yet for me—oh, grateful thought!— Beneath tho universal dome.

Remains a liome!

—Ernest N. Bagg in Good Housekeeping.

What Stronger Proof

Is needed of the merit of Hood's Sarsaparilla than the hundreds of letters contiuually coming in telling of marvolous« cures it has effected after all other remedies had failed? Truly, Hood's Sarsaparllla possesses peculiar curative power unknown to other medicines.

Hood's Pills cure Constipation by restoring the peristaltic actlofl or the alllmoutay canal. They are the best family cathartic.

For Torpid Liver ase Dr. Miles' Pills.

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DOCTOR

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NONE SUCH

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one's business or

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ELY'S

Cream Balm

Cleanses the Nasal Passages, Allays Pain and

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Hashes of heat or sinking, ringing in the ears, dizziness or tired feeling, and now she is perfectly well. Lost fall she hte not only her three meals a may, but also a scarlet geranium lelongingto my wife, a Mackina straw hat of mine, two yards of brocaded ribbon from the costume of a young I sidy from Chicago who was patting her on the head, four dollars' worth of gladiolus bulbs, a child's shirt and a dish of btanc mange which was cooling on the rain-water barrel for the pastor.—Coleman's. Rural World.

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OK. 0.1. r. IITDEI. MUCKER'S TICKTER, CIICMO. ILL

Catarrh

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HEALS THE SORES

Restores the Senses of Taste and Smell.

A particle Is applied into each nostril and is agreeable. Price 50 cents at Druggists by mail, registered, 00 cents. ELY BROTHERS, S6 Warren St., New York.

HOTEL GLENHAM,

Fifth ave., between TJpW YORK 21stnnd22ndstreets. AN VV I V/ivIV EUKOPKAN PLAN. Central to all points of interest, principal stores and placcs of amusement. single room, 81.00.

N. P. BARRY, Proprietor,

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PORTABLE KILNS

For firing China, Glass, Faience, etc., decorated with mineral colorings. Warranted to fire successfolly with Manufactured gas, Natural gas. Charcoal and other fuels. Our kilns are not an experiment, but an assured success. Twelve year* In market. Fou sixes tor charcoal three sizes for gas. Send for circulars with testimonials and directions for firSngthe kilns. STKARX8, FITCH St CO.,Springfield, Ohio

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CUT IT IN TWO

HOP^

PIASTER

ONE-HALF will do more Rood than a down of anyother kina •—a strong statement, but true. It's a wonderful soother, pain allsycr, healer and strength, ener, and the relief and cure besrin at once—no waste of finvas no prolonged suJfering—no experimenting.

For old and yonng it is safe and sure—always does good' —never disappoints. £ecp it on band for sudden ailment*.

ALL good things are imitated. You'll find our name on. both sides ofthe genuine HOP PI.ASTER. Medicine dealers everywhere sell it, or we mail it for price, 23 ets. for a dollar.

Hop Plaster Company, Boston, Mass.

In order to introduco our CIKAYOX POK* TRAITS and lurvke now customers, we hava decided to make this Special Oflfer: Send us a Cabinet Plcture.PnotoRrnph.Tint ypo. Ambrotypo or Dngucrotypo of yourself or any memberof your faintly, living or dead, and vre will make you a Crayon Portrait Free of Ckarnei provided you exhibit it to your friends as sample of our work," and use your influence in soourintt us future orders. Place name and address on back, of picture and It wilt be returned in perfect order. Wo make any change in picture you wish, not interfering withlikeness. RelVrtaany Bank In Chlcnim. Address all mail to ECLIR&E PORTRAIT CO.. IIO East Randolph St., CHICAGO, III.

P.,8.—We will forfeit $100 to any ane^ sending ns photo and not receiving ^!)rture 3F3BL3R1H1 as n-r this offer. ^•OFFER JS PTRIOTLY BONA

DR. C. TAYLOR BALL,

SDPDECI^XiXST.

(IIEAl) OK TIlllOAT)

WOMEN

AND

NERVOUS DISEASES.

Moles, Tumors, Birth Marks, Superfluous Hair

REMOVED.

HOME REFERENCES:

To Whom May Concern. We. the undersigned, cheerfully recommend Dr.C. Taylor Ball, not only as a courteous gentleman, but as a physician of great skill in his specialty, having the* ability of doing all that he claims and of undertaking to treat such cases that are within his power to relieve. We heartily endorse nil that ha has sold in bis journal on "ElectroTherapy," knowing the same to be true from permmal cxjxricnce with his method of treatment, and we therefore take pleasure in recommending him to all that may need his services a#a specialist.

L. B. ARTIN, Sec'y T. H. Havings Bank. J. W. KUFT,

POWDER: .SiFE CUBiTnE BBiOTIFIINL (.2.3.

Treas. Vandnlla It. R.

PROF.CE. W. KKMP, State Normal. D. N. TayI/OK, Judge Circuit Court. LEVI HAMMKRI/V, Ex-County Recorder. AnoM'H OAOO, Teller Havings Bank. J. E. WOLFF, Editor T. H. Journal.

CONSULTATION FREE.

Bond for copy of journal, "Electro Therapy," which tells for what diseases electricity Is used 11 years expetience, 7 years In this city.

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