Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 19, Number 15, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 29 September 1888 — Page 1

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A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE.

N tcs and Comment.

Somebody estimates, and the estimate in nono loo high, that the expense* for campaign uniform** and torches this year will bo $3,000,000.

Ii is now concedcd that Gon Harrison the Republican who is running for Pres

this year and that if he Is elected ho will be President dejure as well as do facto,

Now that the price of wheat has advanced the wily baker is alread preparing to diminish bis loaf or Increase its prico. When wheat went down and down jit was never heard that his loaf grew larger or cheaper, but let wheat go up and be at once finds that starvation threatens him. Let the baker alone for taking care of his own interests.

There are the days when quinine gets in its work. It Is not sold or used any more to the enormous extent of former year* but it is in great demand even yet. This fall season of decaying vegetation poisons the air with "malaria," as we call it for want of a better word, and the humau system drinks It in, causing the blush of fever and the ague chill. And ah an antidote for such disorders nothing better has been found than the old fashioned, bitter quinine.

According to a New York doctor the human system is "a perfect menagerie of different disease spores that are entering and passing through It." The discomfort caused by this statement is somewhat aoated by another, to-wit: that the spores are not apt to feed upon a person in ordinary health, but if his health Is bad thoy may attack him, just as tho spores of fungi sprout in decaying trees. In other words we can't escape these disease breeders but we may koep so well as to dofy thorn.

A New York woman has conceived the novel Idea of promoting marriage by a law that

unmarried man shall rote

unless be be a widower. She declares that girls like to get married and will live on |8 or 10 a week, in two rooms, If necessary. There may be somo such but their number is sadly limited. If marriage has fallen ofT it Is because of the expensive tastes and habits of tho girls. IiOt It bo known that they are willing to take life as It eoinos, without pinning and grumbling, and willing bride-grooms will not be wanting.

Tho way of the gum-cliewer is hard but no harder than it ought to be. It is a miserable, unseemly craze that should run Its course In short order and retire from tho public view. And it will do so if what prominent oculist says is true, via, that the practice is detrimental to tho evos and will eventually ruin t'lotn it persisted in. Thitdsaccomplished by tho overtaxing of the muscles of tho jaw, which are in close sympathy with those connected with the eyes. Tho excessive use of these muscles enfeebles them and so weakens the optic nerve that permanently Impaired vision and even total blindness may ensue. Think of this, girls, when you are tempted to put a quid of gum tin yonr mouth and '•don't."

Miss Anna Dickinson is the picturesquo element of the present campaign In in Indiana. Wherever she speaks* she attracts largo audiences* which are charmed by her eloquence, and lady-like bearing. She is eflfectlve, too, and is doing good work tor the cause she hasespoused. There Is no reason why clever women, who have tho gift of public speech, should not make campaign arguments. They are full of Ideas and can represent their party fwn- a woman's point of view, and women, although they can't vote, constitute a trifle more than on© half the race and their ideas upon any subject are well worthjhaving. We predict thst iu coming national campaigns there .. I be more female orators on the stump.

The total disregard of the public as to sanitary precautions regarding their food la well Illustrated by the indifferent with which they accept the guaranteed cleanliness of barrels in which door le furnished. Perhaps they are unaware thst a great many of the Hour barrels have been bought up from all parts of of the city and various surroundings,

barrel t»*y have been

lying

in a damp

cellar, prot«abiy containing a pile of disease-breeding rags, or molding In some musty garret room or other unpleasant place. Is bought tap by Unenterprising miller, and is again used as a receptacle for flour. Tho Insufficient cleaning It receive* is inadequate to de•tt oy any germ-* It no doubt contains. A liberal use of the scraper Is sufficient to give «h« outside a brand-new appear* ance. _______

What a disagreeable won!-and yet, alas* too often necessary—*h*t word Ba*»nott»y.n It la t»o arr-peetl**. tt ot, aaworH?*«ns for most t: ua not alto* floor t/ It neeeaaltatt* a leav•done those things we would Ilk*

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to do, and a doing of those things we woald gladly let alone. It has grown up with some of ns, and is one of thoee companions of our youth when we wore our older brothers' and sisters' clothes, which we would be glad to outgrow. It It has a bed trick of pinching us after tbsslightest indulgence of taste or fancy. It is long-headed, worldly, wise and conservative.' As a pretty young girl, who knew preciou* little about it, said: "I think saving up for a rainy day makes every day seem rainy." Economy suggests made-over clothes, hot summers, cleaned gloves, excursion rates, cheap entertainments, dingy furniture and a general cramping of ambitious and opportunities. If it is an angel in disguise, with whom we wrestle for so many of the comforts and joys of life, it would be such a relief if he would now and then throw aside his ugly mask or—change his name.

Is too much enterprise good for the great human family? Does the individual who "hustles" a little more swiftly than his competitors do the world any particular service worthy of special reward? In these days of hurry, "enterprise and bitter competition these questions become pertinent and are worthy of the careful consideration of men. A large amount of business enterprise of to-day is the result of purely mercenary motives and is simply a more desperate effort to obtain wealth. A man gets up earlier, works harder and stays up later than his competitor and thereby gains an advantage over him, and the people say he is more enterprising. His competitor notes the cause of his advantage and he follows his example and there are two, tired, hard working men who are making no more money than when they lived moderate, peaceful lives, such as their makor intended they should live but they are onterprising. Wo like the early bird story real well, but the bird that will stay up all night is an unhealthy robber.

The American people are an overworked raco and under the banner of enterprise do more to steal away their ease and comforts of llfo than pleases heaven. That man Is not humanity's best friend who makes it necessary for mankind to do business for a smaller profit, work harder, and hustle more. On the contrary the man who can mako less hours of toil and greater rewards for it is the real benefactor. We believe anyone who will study the biblical idea of what our daily lives should be will surely come to the conclusion that the people of this world are entirely to busy to go to heaven. They've too much enterprise. The world owes Its advancement largely to competition and when it is carried on in a healthy manner It is a benefit to mankind. But he who by greater servitude, or less reward to labor, gains an apparent advantage over others is not more enterprising but is more slavishly mercenary.

Money-getting is, but should not be, the chief aim of existenco. Wo are endowed with hearts and minds and natures capable of being cultivated to appreciate tho beautios and and blessings of earth. But nearly all are too busy to do anything of the kind. Beautiful books and magaalnes are plenty but we have no time to read them. Nature has has prepared lovely landscapes, running brooks, and leafy woods for ns to visit and enjoy. They are probably closo at hand but we never have the time to visit them. Why? Well, our competitor never takes time so we cannot. He saves the expenses of clerk's wages by doing his own work and can sell goods that much cheaper, so we must do likewise or lose the race. But the people who buy tho cheap goods are benefitted by the low prices? No their wages are lessened because they can live on a 1ms amount when goods are cheap. So the world goes. We are all furnishing everything at cost, labor included, in oraer that we may never get enough money laid up to drop out of the race and give some members of the rising generation a better opportu ty to develop.

Did you ever read Shakespeare's advice to girls about the selection of a husband It is the best in print, yet, without excepting Poor Richard and Hannah More. "Dear Kate, take a fellow of plain and uncoined constancy, for he perforce must do the r^t, for he bath not the gift to woo in oiLur places for these fellows of Infinite tongue that can rhyme themselves into lad lea' favor*, they do always reason themselves out again. What, a speaker is but a prater a rhyme la but a ballad. A good leg will fail a straight back will stoop a black heard will turn white} a curled pate will grow bald a full eye will wax hollow but a good heart Kate! is the snn and moon, rather the son, and not the moon for It shlna® bright, and never changes, hot keep* Its course truly.** Perhaps Ann Hathaway, as Mr*. Shakespeare new read the above ami immortal Wlll ^n was a trifle better In giving r-M «dv»* than l» following good *1 but that need not hinder the use of his wit In these days of dlvoree and hasty weddings.

A mas named Barefoot, to chairman of a Democratic committee in Texas.

A keen writer in a Boston journal insists that women are lacking in the schedule of minor morals, as men are in major morals. The point Is probably well taken. Men are more addicted to drunkenness, sensuality and profanity women to such forms of selfish Indulgence as refusing to remove high hats in public assemblies, neglecting to reccgnizejtho courtesy of men in yielding their seats in cars, and wearing dead birds for personal docoration. The offense is equal on both- sides but the lack of consideration for other people sentiments and feelings is the chief social crime. A cigarette smoker in public is a male nuisance of the feminine order. The comfort of the many in tho streets or in places of amusement ought never to be sacrificed to the vanity or self-will of the few.

TERRE HAUTE, ESrD„ SATURDAY. EVENING, SEPTEMBER 29,1888.

Everyone who loves music and looks for its widespread and successful progress in this oountry will be sorry to bear that the famous orchestra of Theo- taken.

dore Thomas has been disbanded. There was, perhaps, no finer musical organization of the kind in the world. It was made up of about sixty- five performer*, every man of whom was a skilled artist with his particular instrument. To Mr. Thomas himself, more than to any popular leader now on the boards, this country is largely indebted for an introduction to and an education in classical music, and in his efforts to make his

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labor nor money. It must have

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It is safe to say that more time and money are spent in decorating the outside of the averago woman's head than over goos toward furnishing the interior. How many a faultless bang covers an empty brain. We hear young ladles complain constantly of the trouble they have to keep their bangs in curl yet they would sooner forget to pray at night than omit the curl-paper process. There is only one thing worse than a Mother Hubbard, and that is a row of white curl papers. How many women who spend $l0aseason for bonnets spend the samo amount for books? How many who wear diamonds have libraries of equal value? Mental illumination is something so becoming to the inside that an experiment on interior decoration, even sometimes at the expense of outside—an increase of substance even for a decrease of show—would be worth while in the long run.

One of the Eastern papers has been advising Its readers to stop going ahead and to "hold on a bit." "The business man invests all he has in a venture he borrows from his wife and his friends he exhausts first his capital and then his credit, and when at last he goes down he Involves wife, family and friends in ruin. If he had let go earlier there would have been less suffering." Are we not suffering from a mistaken idea of what

leisure

®.nort8 [iPtimate friends, and very little society

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very disheartening to him when he call-

is success? There is nothing an Ameri- uuua? uhuuhuwuij jun. u» "pr"" can dreads more than making a failure. Gradually American history is being The result may be precisely tbat which cumulated. 1 l#4. Ka a Sn/WUMII i*

capital? Money can buy neither learn lug, morals, health nor long life.

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To ride alone on horseback was considered a few centuro ago an exclusively masculine prerogative, and whet: ladles rode they were doomed to Jog along seated on a pinion bchin-1 a man, to whom they clung (u retain ii' ir seat. The idea of royalty on a pilii-.-n t* droll that it is cult to wsii.-c the far thatQoecn Eiixabeth rode onstMoc caslons is this dual fo.«hhn behiad bcr Lord tho pot iin:.i'«»of si.a: day saw nothing un-i'ir-nified in a practice which so ».i mn1 typified r.:-ii*'a protertirtg nr. :i?th an 1 sromaa^'^in-'-c

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ABOUT WOMEN.

Mrs. Thurman has never had a photo-

Ellen Terry writes with a goose quill,

as do most English women who affect to be swell. Patti says she has more wealth than "she needs, but she shall never have enough of fame.

Mrs. Cleveland, it is said, is getting tired of answering notes from people who name their babies after her.

It is said that Mrs. Cleveland has no

tbat formerly met

ed his artists together the other day and ..on announced to them that because of the ''f Important changes are announced in -aromen's dresses for the coming season.

lack of financial encouragement the orchestra would be obliged to disband.

A retired jeweler tells the St. Louis way the new tendency is described. We Globe-Democrat tbat there Is more profit were of the impression that everything in the repairing department of watch- bad been clinging for some time past, making than there is in any other trade q-^e

plumbing. Take, for instance, says he, the main-spring of a watch. The general price for replacing one is any^uuvtuk UV ItUV UlUtUUl V* VUO inouivui .at. so where from a $1.50 to $2. Now, a main degree a return to the fashion of spring to a jeweler costs little more, all folding's and Richardson's time. is __i it... OC tiimfa TKott fVlAfA

ed for cleaning a watch. Few Jeweler. »•«7Z, T" ever charge less than a $1.50 for such work. The time usually taken in doing this class of work is from a half to three quarters of an hour. The main-spring itself costs on an average abotu 8c. Then there is an enormous profit made on watch crystals. The standard price for them is 25c each. The jeweler buys tbem by the gross or in lesser quantities for 20c per dozen.

in her recep-

whether from choice or necessity

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Every thing is "going to cling," as the

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in the country, unless, possibly, it is j-ew yor^»8 fairest creatures are canes.

latest rage among some of

They are known as walking sticks for ladies and Sarah Barnhardt is said to be the mother of the fashion. It is in a

A woman who acted suspiciously in a

into costody, and when examined there were found it the pocket of her sacque and in an umbrella which she carried six yards of sach silk, six small table mats, one meat chopper, two brushes, two pairs of gloves, two pairs of socks, three pocket-books and a napkin ring.

Mrs. Ruth Hall, a seventy-i*our-year-old widow, of New Haven, had directed by will that she shall be buried in the cradle in which she was rocked as a baby. The undertaker has mado the necessary alterations in the cradle, and it is now awaiting the death of Mrs. Hall, which is but a matter of a few weeks. The cradles is of cherry and is beautifully docorated. *,

Miss Lois M. Royce, the little schoolteaching herbine of the Western blizxard, has received the pair of artificial feet to provide which teachers and others in Boston contributed the means, and they have already proved wonderfully effickAt. ~Sh» writes. "They fit so far admirably, and I walk very well with tbem. I walked to the carriage this afternoon just by taking hold of my father's arm." -v

The costume worn by Amelie Rives at her muoh-talked-about confirmation was remarkable. When the bishop rcached the house he found in the parlor an alter draped in virgin white and decorated with flowers. Soon the portieres were drawn aside and in came the daughter of genius, attired in long, flowing white garments with angel sleeves which fell to the hem ot her gown, and all her hair let down and flowing about her shoulders. She glided forward and fell upon her knees at the bishop's feet. The good man, who is not at all theatrical, was astonished, but he wont through with the ceremony as quickly as he could.

The surveyors at work on the Kansas City, El Paso and Mexican Railroad have found probably the most interesting, as well as the most ^substantial, of all the ruined cities of the west yet discovered. The ruins of Central America are less interesting. They are difficult to reach being forty miles from water supply. The buildings are of enormous stones, and are gigantic in sis», being built in the most substantial manner. One of them covers four acres. The indications are that this now absolute desert was once densely populated. But at present the ruins stand in a land of total desolation, and at the edge of a lava flow, forty miles long, of molten black glass. Tho land is literally cremated. So far down as digging has penetrated it consists of fine, white ashes. For ages it must remain irrecoverably desolate but was once undoubtedly just tho opposite. ac

The late Richard A. Proctor, It appears

science of "planetary meteorology,'*or the appearance of sun spots. Some years ago whilr storm-bound at J' port, Iowa, tbe Professor was interviewed by the HUtor of th« Dem«w*t, and re re in »i i: «•»h, that is all hombng you in u?htas ell try to tell v. ho.-f the e.-*t ware orthf gi-ateal whit" v.-jsi r'i-j-rftrr «t"rm Biid-ocran. I* S- .fin., by ob-ervingth" !o~!:i.n of Ihr or the -ize of sun sp-t*. It can n« be done. Look at it a minute. You *indeont a vei sinail prt: of she .*'! 3i, ''i if Hi.! I I' of :.r i!nh -rA a

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th" hc-avrr'y will prlU'*« «»K!t a«»n.iitio«rfwc*th*fftoaerrtiita n» igh|*riwv*1, resi -n» ate, ntinent! earth tsnt .- ir-rn-^-d any morr any other »"be vast extent untold' »f milee hi narrow^, down, localised, to an atom, as ltw^rr.|rangacnont No astronomical research justifies any thing. I have no patience with it.»

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IRE COMMONPLACE WOMAN.

We have read, as you know, for ages and ages Of a willowy maiden devoid of a spine, A fabulous, pre-historic person,

Who on white of an egg and cracker could dine.

But I write to you now of a commonplace woman, Who's shockingly heavy and fearfully fat, Who never has headache or nervous prostration,

Commonplace! whatcould bo more so than that?

She doesn't

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rushes,

Kensington, cat-tails, or

Nor {has she a screen with a one-legged stork: She doesn't adore Charlotte Russe or blanc manges,

But prefers unromantic, commonplace pork,

She hasn't a gift for the art decorative, Past! ngSapanese monsters on Yankeestone Jar, That stands In a corner to look so aesthetic,

But that grieves to the soul the old household

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She cannot write poems that glow like a furnace. Nor sonnets as cold as the Aneniuesnow Forif she chops up her ideas into meter,

There's a rush In the ebb and a halt in the flow.

She doesn't believe she was born with a mission. Unless, it may be, to be happy and well Nor does she understand protoplasm.

And looks upon women who do as a "sell."

But tliete's worse to be told of this commonplace woman, Who owns neither bird, nor dog, nor pet

They say that fho's really In love with her husband, Commonplace! what would bo more so than that!

And when we all stand at the last dread tribunal, Where great and where small are assigned each a part, May the angels make room for the commonplace woman

Who knows nanghtof literature, science or

—Good Housekeeping.

SIGNALS OF THE HAND KICRCHIEF. [Judge,]

When tho fat man ties his handkerchief around his neck, it signifies that the weather is warm and ho has a new collar on.

When the pretty girl suddenly makes a grab for her handkerchief and clasps it to her mouth, it means that she wants to sneeze.

When the whittling fiend binds his around one of his fingers, it signifies that his knife has slipped.

When a girl drops hers in tho street where there is no dude in sight, it denotes that she has been carrying too many artielea in her hands.

When a man comes out of a side entrance on Sunday wiping his lips with his handkerchief, it is a sure sign tbat he has been speuding money.

When the flash youth takes a gentleman's handkerchief out of bis pocket in a crowd, it signifies that ho will nevei see it again.

When a young widow carries a handkerchief with a very black border, it is safe to bot that she will marry before the year is out.

George Owens and his son woro digging a well near Steubenville, Ohio, hoisting the earth and stone with a windlass and a big bucket. Whon one load was near the surface the rope broke, and tbe bucket fell ten feet upon the son, who was in the well. The father got help and was lowered in the well, where he found tho young man insensible. He tied a rope to his body and the neighbors drew it out, and lowered the ropo for Owens but as they drew bim up the rope again broke, and he fell to the bottom, brraking bis neck and dying instantly. By tbe time the dead body of the father was brought out the son had died. Mrs. Owens was so shocked at tho death of her husband and son that she died in a few hours.

Whistling as a fine art seems quite likely to take rank with singing. Why not? It is a justifiable, and may be a very eloquent, use of the vocal organs. Mrs. Alice Shaw, who is sometimes called "the great American whistler," is said by the London Saturday Review to bs drawing crowded audiences, and tbey are all delighted as they are surprised. "Tbey find her a sound musician and a subtle mistress of her art. She can fill Convent Garden with ecstatic trills, or sink into tbe softest whispered notes, tbe execution of which only years of rehearsal could achieve." This is a point in education. Language may be widened in Its scope, no doubt, by whistling, and language Is the secret of human progress. ____r=====

IT WASN'T ALL POETRY. Mr. Wbfiu-r is quoted *s ring t?ia*. went- drt—even to iff* 1. of tbf s'MULi a liitfh he hastk -1 ul.ed in f. :i isi msly. Thus "Snowbound" r'-.-aiif- to hsm i"" -u*! »ifiife fr roM in hm 1» Jr.wl# v. l. -rrt fn-.w *.••»: in t'ir-'Hi'ii ih»« '-rr-\ in th=--.f of ihf r. «t i. ai.-i !.• -mri'. iiis :ok of u«t to th* j.ri va:io» whi«'! his n»:»..i^r- h.ive '-uly through the mHcio

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JSRRONEOZ7S NOTIONSL N Detroit Free Pivss. A Cincinnati lawyer who has had extensivedealings with business men, says that those of Chicago are the best pay, and those of Boston tho pmrest. The general idea that Chicago business men are tricky is erroneous, he says, as also the idea that Boston buslnoss* men were religious.

A CURIOUS OLD LAW. From Notes and Queries. In an old magazine we find it stated that until the year 1770 this law was la5 force in England: "Whosoever shall entice into bonds of matrimony any male subject of hor Majesty's by means of rouge, white print, Spanish cotton, steel corsets, crinoline, high hooded shoes or false hips, shall be prosecuted for witchcraft, and the marriage declared null and void.

THE LATEST IN BETROTHALS. [Jewish Messenger.) "Hi remembrance of his daughter's betrothal," is the way a modest worker recently sent a liberal subscription to a Hebrew charity, and happy must be tho daughter who has so seusible a father. A betrothal—important event as it is to the porsons especially interested—is not so unusual an occurrence that a whole town need get excited over it and all the friends and neighbors need be called in to feast at the parent's expense. Remembering the poor is an excellent substitute for winning rich friends, and we are glad to chronicle tho new mode of of celebrating a happy event.

GOLD DOLLARS FOR BANGLES. New York Telegram. "Only two left $1.25 apiece." "What! 25 per cent premium on an American gold dollar?" "Yes and hard to get at that," replied a money changer on Nassau street to a reporter in quest of these gold souveners of his Uncle Sam. "They have gone out of coinagouow," continued he,

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are getting exceedingly scarce. Here's oneuf 1854 narrow ana Hat, and one of 1862, broad and thin, but tho same amount of coin, of course, in each. The silver dollar and greenback have driven those little things to the wall. The demand for them in business circles has entirely ceased, and they are usod only for trinkets and bangles now. Nearly all of them have been bought up by the Jewish jewelers and trinket dealers. In a few years you'll find thorn all around girls' wrists.'' "But there's a law against converting Undo Sam's currency into ornaments.'* "Yes, but it's a dead lotter."

MARRIAGE A FAILURE. fChicago Herald.] M. Zola has just written along article on the question of marriage, in which he says: "So far as Franoe is concerned# I think that marriage is like the Church* —an old and faulty Institution. It will havo to go on until something better be found to replace it. Tbe collage system, as we call it in Franco, may be every bit as good as matrimony, provided tho parties agree. There are cases of ronch couples who havo carried on collago for thirty years, and havo boon as united as if in the bonds of wedlock." Tho readers of French novels/may obtain a vlvlft idea of tho import of collage by aporusa! of Alphonso Daudet's interesting romance, "Hftpho." Collage was not an unqualified success, however, in the case of .lean, the hero of that novel. The attractive young woman with whom he put its free ana easy principles into force employed her artful blandinhtnonts in winning him from an estimable woman whom he was engaged to marry, only heartlessly to jilt him for that formidable and usually successful rlvai ''another."

PARLOR ETIQUETTE.

Do not manifest impatience or interrupt another in speaking. If you think the monologue has continued long enough, lean comfortably back in your chair, assume an expression of intense interest, close your eyes and snore, nofr harshly or impatiently, so as to give offense, but with the long-drawn, musical cadence of a contented man, who i* glad to sleep and has nothing for which to remain awake.

Do not introduce professional topics in general conversation. It is much better to talk about yourself all tbe time. Then people will have no difficulty in understanding you. A sweet, whitehaired old lady, who is devoted to foreign missions, will hardly riso to the levol of your enthusiasm when you tell her bow tbey scored six times heforo they got tbe word, and then tbev swaggled

off

with Scraggy Jim at the pole

and Wild Sal running under tho wire/ and Sleepv Jane that you backed to win three straight beats, broke four times on the first quarter and got shut clean out at tbe distance pole. You will interest ber» leoplyif .i:iellber how all tbeguii! ureaead-sci *Lhr you, but you are too kind-heartedly sharp for 'em. This kind talk always interests old mar i- 'l people.

Do not continually interject "you now" and "yoc *-e" into your conversation. &:»v tier. "J*awy, John?" "Ket'-ti onto tbaucull? or "I)*y. turnij'Miy?" Then the will Uir-w ih you have been to college a.-.av fr-'itt home. Ne-' lis1'", to a III.irk tlio first time il is l.uale. Ti11? lis ai\r* ,( an opportunity of saying i'n"atlnf-Tvals. nrr-ry-. b'-.i know tha? you hi.'ieir air -In yonr mind. nk in viry Hnd of *our»*. .ik SO th.it eOtr.j-arf *i!t fcf :r yo:i.. Irs ii'- o'. 'or'.r :i' •-.!!• ^vv ti«.!f-: Wl'-h ma: »'.vnv you* Thcti {x-oj.w WlH -iav'J W'ho l» that'^o'fO' .it T"

Th a- I convers«':on 1»« ii)o«? %Jfl|3ci ioby If vou w, hu ac--om: ..f.-: i.'-r.t on th- with your lii.w-'r tin'* eflfe-t will -!. Tming.i*e(n»W A*? bv gr*rr.: |1«im»(«1 -*,iU you —when you g« v,.sy. But, of course, tbey will be too polite to so.- [Bu^ dette.