Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 14, Number 28, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 5 January 1884 — Page 3

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WIT AND HTTiO

A disappointed lover,Very often feels like wringing the neck'of a belle. The singer is apt tothiuk that jril Ike musical world is on tAe high C.

Emerson said: ^Tiiere is always room for a roan force." He had probaby met Sullivan in a crowd.

Irvine smokes ogarettes almost continually! We always thought he was fond of putts.

The use of a Trench word in English composition .frequently fills the place of an idea.

N-w York Jbdies now take lessons in fencing. Tbey hope to make themselves more killing than ever.

Conce/t ii ike grease. It servos to lubricate l\w machine of life and make it nitt smoother.

A t/per defends his custom of getting flglit on Thanksgiving day by sayiUg'that a man can not see lurkey Wi7|out thinking of the Golden Horn.

H's mighty mean man who wrote '"Pali Down the Blind." He would probably be in favor of beating the If* cripples.

A Western m:ui calls his trotting horso "2.,K Tlic animal, it is supposed, has rnly been successful in two races, hence lus odd name. Twice won's "2."

A blue-stocking has written an essay on "The Disadvantage of Being Pretty." Most girls are good-natured and willing to put up with the disadvantages.

A mis is a Japanese measure of length 1,600 yards long. This is a mis"that is very nearly as good as a mile. "That m-in liked to have knocked my brains out." "Why, you don't say so? I didn't notice that he kicked you. I thought he hit you on the head." "No," said Mr. Carefulbody, "I never say good word of any man. How do know but he will be up for office some day or other?"

About the most amusing thing we know of is to watch a bald-headed man with a wig try to scratch his head in church on a .Sunday morning. "Yes," said Amy. "I went to the telephone and put "the thingumbob to my ear "Thingumbob!" screamed the high-school girl "you mean the audituont tube."

Ofer you got a robutation, yoost put him by der key und lock. He vas yoost, like some umbrellas, vhen you loose him you dond see him not any more yet.—Curl Pretzel.

Landlady—"It's singular, but true, Mr. Crossgrain that all my boarders remain with mo." Now boarder (at first meal)—"Too weak to leave, guess, after the first week."

The New York Sun fails to answer a Correspondent who asks "how can profanity on street cars and in other public places bo checked?" How would it do to "turn the rascals out."

There is one cheering retlection con-' nectcd with the subject of cremation. If it ever becomes goneral, callow poets will quit chanting their lays about the cold, colli grave. "What are you laughing at, my dear?" asked Mrs Jones of ner imsband, who was chuckling over his morning paper. "Something I saw hero," he replied, "but it's hardly funny enough for two/'

Reassuring: Siek man—What! a lady physician 1 want a doctor to make me well, not a woman, to make love to mo. Woman physician—I' promise to do neither.

A siek friend writes to us to ascertain the shortest road to health. There are two paths—allopaths and homeopaths you take your choice and pay your money. "1 wish 1 had a pug dog," said an uptown youth recently. "Whnt in the world you want one of tho critters for?" asked a friend. "I know where 1 could sell him for $16!" was the earnest reply. "So your husband is a critic? Now, toll me, does he always write iust what lie thinks about a play?" "Oh, dear, no! It wouldn't do. His paper goes into the best families, and profanity is out of the nutation." "llow Is Johnnie doing at schoolP" askod a lady of Johnnie's mamma during a call. "Splendidly. He talks in two languagos now. "Dear me. What are they French or GermanP" "Oh, no. English and profane."

Monsignor Capel says that there is moro immorality in the daily newspapers than anywhere else. Ihe reason for this state of affairs is that the daily newspapers are filled with the immoralities of the rest of the world.

Married men have nothing to say in disapproval of the "shingled bang." As a rule, a married man doesn't care what his wife does to her own hair so long ae she keeps her lingers out of his. "Do von ever gamble?" she asked, as they sat together, her hand held in his. He replied: "No but if I wanted to now would be my time." "How so." "Because 1 hold a beautiful hand." The engagement is announced.

An Erie canal mule has toed the tow--path of that racing inland sea since 1858, and isn't worn out yet. The car pabilities of the mule are always thrusting themselves to the front—or to the rear, we dont remember which. "What do we learn from the parable of the seven wise and seven foolish virginsP" was recentlv asked in a Texas

Sunday school. "That we must watch every hour for the coming of the bridegroom," a gushing Galveston girl replied. "You ought to be in your own room aow," said Amy, "we have a teacher that rules the roost" "Well," replied the Boston high school girl, "I'd be ashamed of myself vou should say,

tverns the horizontal perclx on which fowl reposes,' not 'rules the roost.'' A colored girl was heard the bther iav to remark confidentially to a friend: eminence oa "Yes'm, I done write to mv gemmen I frcn' dat de next time 1 set de day fur de ceremony it'll have to come off an'

he knows I's in earnest, fer 1 put it in parenthesis." A little girl sat on the floor crying. After a while she stopped and seemed buried in thought. LooHkig up suddenly, she said "Mamma, what was I crying about?" "Because I wouldn't let you go down town." "Oh, yes!" and 4he sat'up another howl. "What remarkable nightgowns Were worn in the early days of England," Jones remarked as he scrutinized the armor. "Nightgowns!" I exclaimed in surprise. "Certainly," said Jones, "don't you see they were only put on knights!"

Long Branch is said to be the oldest settlement in Northern New Jersey, and it has a church built in Queen Anne's time. You see, a church at Long Branch is used so little that it doesn't get worn but, and lasts a long time.

In high dudgeon: "I can not understand what offended Mr. Duday last night at the party," said the high school girl "he and his company took their departure in high- dudgeon very early, howevor." "Why, I thought they left in the same carriage they came in," replied Amy.

A little grandson of Mrs. Andrews was attempting to build a three-legged stool, when he looked up to her, and said: "Grandma, does God see everything?" "Yos, ray son," she replied, "God is everywhere and sees every act of our lives. "Well, by jingo, won't He laugh when He sees this stool?"

John Jones lived in Cleveland While milking he tied the cow's tail to his leg, as the flies kept that appendage flopping. After he was taken three times around the cow pasture on his back he remarked: "I recognize my mistake. I should have tied Iier tail to her own leg instead of mine

A good old lady says when she was a girl letters wore as richly worth a quarter as they are now 2 cents. They wrote on foolscap sheets in those days, and had something to say that counted before they wrote. The old lady says Jiat letters are no longer a luxury, and while they are a convenience they encourage cheap laziness.

The Lime-Kiln (flub.

"De odder night," began the President as the club came to order, "de ole man Birch cum ober to my cabin an' cried bekase he had not becum a great an' famous man: Dat sot me to flnkin'. "Cicero was a great man, but I cannot find it on record dat he ebcr took any mo' comfort dan Samuel Shin does. Samuel has 'nulf to eat an' drink an' w'ar, an' of an ebenin' ho kin sot down in a snug co'ner an' eat snow apples an' read ue paper. He am harmless to de community as ho am. Make a great man of him an' he might invent a new sort o' religun, or originate a new theory in pollytios, or do sunthin' or other to upsot de minds of half de people. «V ,v "Demosthenes was a great man, but 1 can't find dat a coal dealer's collector could put his hand on bimwhen wanted, as he kin on Give ad am Jones. You can'tfind dat his wife was agood cook, or dot he had a bath-room in his house, or a cupalo on his ba'n, or dat he relished his dinner any better dan Brudder Jones does, while he had de same chilblains an' headaches an' nightmares. As Giveadam now libs an' circulates children kin play with him, wood-piles in his nayborhood am' safe, an mo dan one poo' fam'ly am indebted to him fur a shillin' in money or a backet of 'taters. Make him a great philosopher an' who kin tell how many rows an' riots an' broken heads could be laid to his door. A "Plato was a great mar£ but I can't (ind dat ho was fed on pertickler line beef or mutton, or dat his tailor gin him. an extra fit, or dat he got a discount when he bought ten pound of sugar all at once. When Waydown Bebeo gits sot down in front of his cook-stove, a checkerboard on his lap an' an panful of popcorn at his right hand, wid live pickaninnies rollin' ober each udder on de floo', he am takin1 a heap mo' comfort dan Plato eber dreamed 6f. He has no soarin' ambishun. Ho neither wamts to save de world nor spite it. He makes no predickshuns fur people to worry ober, an' his theories nebber jar the dishes off de shelf. Make him a great man an' his comfort an'happiness fly away, an' he sots himself up to teach an' command an' becum everybody's antagonist.

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"De man who sighs to trade fa'r wages, a warm house an' a peaceful h'arthstun fur de glory of Bonaparte a a "De man who sacrifices his clean, humble cabin—his easy ole coat, his co'ncob pipe an' his pitcher o' sider fur de gab of an orator or de delushuns of a philosopher trades his 'taters fur windfall bizness."

apple —DeU

les. Let us purceed to roit Free Press.

The Girl of the Period.

Under the present order of thiajre, should the novelist go into the highways and resorts of the world to study reality, he will find manv a daughter of the gods, divinely tall, and the most divinely fair, wnoi, when her lips are opened, will dispel the charm of her presence, and oriag to mind the old toads and snakes at every wdrd who acknowledged no law of etiquette but her own wnims whose standard of regard for others is her own convenience whose greatest virtue is indifference, and whose best charpl absence. It is true that at summer resorts there are charming and lovely girls, but their refined ptt s^nce is completely overshadowed by pushing, noisy vulgarity of the roy**ring girl of .the period, the girl who family is often excellent, wuose advantages, socially and educationally, have been all that position and wealth could command, yet who rem n* to Ue end vulgar, selfish, and

od it

.isive.

Ayer'a Cberey Pwtonrt is recommended by physicians of tbe grnUit linence oa both aides at the Atlantic^ tbe most reliable remedy for oolds and coughs, and all pulmonary disorders. It anbide prompt relief in every ease. No family should ever be with our it.

Bailroad Politiness.

Under the title of "A Lesson in Politeness," the Now York Times says: "Politeness has d-.v-'oped to a remarkable degree on o.t- -f the local trains running up thu imdson River Road. Nearly every employe on the line knows the story. President Rutter came into the Grand Central Station to take a train, and asked a brabeman: 'Is this train for Poughkeepsie?' The object of the question was to test the man's civility. The brakeman did not know him and nodded his head. Mr. Rutter asked the question three times, and each time received a nod in reply. Finally, he inquired: 'Have you no tongue in your head?' The man nodded again. Mr. Rutter obtained the name of the man. The brakeman found it out and went to Mr. Rutter. 'I think I made a mistake,' said he. 'Ye3, I should say you did,' replied Mr. Rutter 'fou took me for one of the patrons of the road. Out of the money received from patrons you receive your pay. They are entitled to every courtesy, and as you cannot accord it to them I will see to it that you are discharged at once.' The man begged, promised to profit by the lesson, and said he had a mother to support. For the sake of his mother Mr. Rutter said he would ov rlook the 'mistake,' but a repetition would result in instant dismissal."

A Bueking Broncho.

Much has been said and written about the bucking broncho, but the half has not been told. The bucking broncho is a plant which grows wild on the Laramie plains, and blossoms at any and all times of the year. The man who never saw one of these kaleidoscopic panoramas has our sympathy and the tenderfoot who thought he knew all about, horses, and who played second fiddle to a good, healthy broncho through one twenty-eight-second round, also has our sympathy, for that matter, and not only the sympathy but the services of a good surgeon. The "oldtimer" mounts the colicky animal as though it was a stone fence, and calmly and contentedly maintains his seat while the miniature earthquake is erupting beneath him. It looks easy, and you can't help thinking that it is easy. It is a mistake, however, to suppose that tbe mninitiated man can ride the bounding broncho the first time ho tries it, no matter how good a horseman he may be. It can only be acquired, like back teeth, in time.— Lavamic Boomerang.

Sealskin and Matrimony.

She left him for a sealskin sacque. Such is the popular verdict in a recent divorce case, though the records read another way. What is there in that garment which makes it so wonderful to the feminine eye? Its rich, brown hue, its softness to the touch, are undeniable advantages, but it does not become every one. It is too often a mere fur bag that overloads and overwhelms a pretty figure. It is too valuable to be ripped up by every owner, ahd altered with the changing fashions. Guarded ever so tenderly, it is invaded by the moth that gnaws and rubbed bare by the most delicate neck and chin. Is it a badge of wealthP No almost every woman scrapes to get one. It can be bad on the installment plan at double its value. That is against it. Why, then, make homo unhappy for such an articleP We may be preaching in vain, but better a thousand times wear plush with honest pride than blush in sealskin. ^--New York Morning Journal*

Tho annual collection for the Pope in the New York City Catholic Churcnes on Sunday will foot up about $15,000.

The

Indians, knowing the value of

Wild Cherry bark as a cure for coGgbs, and colds, used te prepare it in their rude way, and in winter kept in constantly on hand. Tbe careful and secret method of preparing Dr. Wistar's Balsam of Wila Cherry makes it superior to all other preparations. It is very plessant to take. 2

Jay Gould's Mausoleum.

The Gould mausoleum in Woodland Cemetery, N. Y., is so far on the way to completion that on Thursday lfcst the final roof slab was set in place. Work on the interior decoration has begun. The structure is impressive by reason of its simplicity, harmony of design and massiveness. Its form is that of a Ionio temple, raised on a platform three steps above the level of the sward surrounding it. The workingmon say that the foundation of the platform is a mass of concrete, that makes it practically a single stone eight feet in thickness, by thirty-six or more in length, and twenty eight in width. The structure is wholly of finely hammered Westerly granite, without a single band or panel, or other surface that is polished. Thirty ^graceful columns, eleven feet hijfh, by thirteen inches in diameter, surround the mausoleum, and add to the support of its massive root

Space for twenty bodies is afforded witnin. In the front of the tomb will be a bronze door of Grecian design, pierced so as to afford a view of the interior. A window representing a choir of angels will occupy the space now left in the rear wall, it is understood that the inner walls will be of delicately shaded marble, arranged so as to present simple and pleasing effects. No brick or metal is employed in the construction of the tomb excepting the bronze door and the necessary lead in the window. It stands in the center of a circular plat of three or four acres on the highest ground in the cemetery, in Lawn avenue, near Central avenue, and is surrounded only by grass, not a single tree or shrub as yet rising on the ground.

Hartford, Conn., does not like the elcctric light in its Opera House. People with weak eyes complain, and the women say it ruins their complexions.

sad

Mvereattaeks of gravel and

kidney trouble was unable to get a medicine or doctor to cure me until I used Bop Bitters, and they eared me in a short time.—A DisTiJreuxsKXB Lawtob or

Way» Oow, N. Y.

TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY EVENING MATT,

Oyster Culture.

Oyster culture in this state is an important feature among its industries, and gives employment to a larjre number of men, not only in caring for and cultivating the beds, but in watching and guarding the same, while even a larger number are kept busy in cubing, paekiug and opening the bivalves. The oyster in its native state seeks no particular place for a home but grows wherever it finds some substance on the bottom of the, river to rest on and clinr to. In its infancy jt is called "seed, next in its youth it is called "plant," and later, or when two or three years old, it becomes a regular oyster, and according to its size receives different names, appropriate for the uses for which they are iniendod. such as "platers," "half-shellen?," "roasters" and "stewers." The "fancy" and "box" oysters are those culled out or selected on account of their size, and are usually shipped in the shell. They are high in price, bringing $6 a barrel, and are in great demand.

The native oyster in its natural slate, was, and in fact is now stronger in taste than its cultivated brother, and does not* have that delicacy of taste which epicures so delight in. The uative oyster also did not propagate rapidly enough to supply the demand, and the dealers were forced to commence tho cultivation of the fish, and this led to the

LEASING

MADE A GOOD HAUL,

and move off until he goes back down* the line. Foggy nights are the best nights for work, for then if the watchman is more than 200 feet away, he cannot hear the thieves at work. The common method employed, however is that used by alleged scallopmen. They sail along the ends of the beds, and when the watchman is 1,000 or so feet away they cut inside of the line of stakes, with their scallop dredge out, and cutting across the beds, haul in their dredges and empty out the oysters in order that they may repeat the trick. Unless some one is on shore, in a direct line with the boundary line of the bed, he cannot tell when a boat is 100 feet inside the stakes.—Providence Sunday Star.

No Nepotism.

Prof. Huckleberry Hawkins, of the Lime Kiln Club, at a recent meeting secured the floor on a question of privilege. He had heard it hinted around that he was guilty of nepotism in employing his son to assist him in bringing up wood and cleaning lamps. He had even heard it charged that the olub had doubled his weekly salary of one dollar. He could not rest easy with these whispers and insinuations floating around, and would ask for an immediate investigation. "De books doan' show dat jour salary has bin increased by a single cent, replied the President. "How old am your son?" •'••j? "I hain't got none, sah. Ue only chile I has am a strappin' big gal, 22 years ole." "If you has no son den your son couldn't have helped you, could heP" "No, sah." "An' a man who hasn't 'pinted anybody to offish or posishum can't be guilty of nepotism, can heP" "No, sah." "Den you am clared of de charge an' kin sot down an' cross your legs an' feel dat honesty an' varchew am alius rewarded, though part of it am some* times in trade dollars an' bogus quarters."

It now seems definitely decided that New York is to have a cheap cab system, to go into operation February 1. The treasurer of the company entertaining the project says that the system will be made by combining the best feature of the English and continental systems. One thousand horses will be employed and the rate will be 25 cent? a mile for each person. j.

Ihtkluqdt

people have quit taking

bitters and mineral poisone, have quit doctoring kidaeys and liver, nerves and brain, havA quit using alcoholic poisons and norcatic drugs, have quit poisoning tbelr system with quack nostrums, and now keep themselves snd families in perfect bealth by occasionally using the only perfect blood purifier and true streogtbeoer of wear portions of the body, know far and wide as Dr. Guyaott% Yellow Dock and SarsapariUa. Any druggist will gei it for you. 2

From Col.

H. Mackey,

Better

BEDS,

and planting of seed upon them. There area very large number of these beds, ranging in size from one to 100 acres. The largest number of acres leased by any one firm is 225, and from these yearly are taken 150,000 bushels of oysters. The cost of the best are $10 per acre and then they are planted with from one to two thousand bushels of seed each year, the seed costing from 60 cents to one dollar per bushel. Some of this is Virginia seed, but the majority is natural and grows in and round the harbors, rivers and small bays leading in to the Narragansett, as well as in the bay itself. Seed planted in the spring becomes fit for market the following fall and winter, while seed put on the beds, in the fall, by a year from the next winter become fancy oysters. Every oyster dealer has a keeper in charge of his beds and he is assisted by from four to twelve men, who catch tho oysters and cull or sort them for market, plant the seed and watch the beds. Yet, notwithstanding the fact that they take the greatest care. Jo guard the property from thieves, watching it day and night, oysters are stolen and shipped away, and no one knows who the guilty parties are. There lire various methods of thieving, some of the nefarious work being done by day and some by night. In conversation with gentlemen who have had experience with the thieves, the methods were detailed as follows: Most of the stealing by night is done with oyster tongs, the fishermen choosing dark ana foggy nights, going directly on to the beds, to places where they know the largest^and best oysters are, and there dkliberitely use their tongs and fill their boats. Although the beds are patrolled a good part of the timo, yet while a watchman is in one end the thieves are at work on the other and before he returns they have .,v..

And

32d Iowa

Infantry: I have derived more benefit from Ely's Cream Balm than anything else I have ever tried. I have now been using it for three months and am experiencing no trouble from Catarrh whatever. I have been a sufferer for twenty years.—-C.

H. Mackey,Signour-

aey Iowa, Feb, 22, 82. Fob three winters

I have been

afflicted with Catarrh and Cold in the hea^l. I used Ely's Cream Balm it accomplished all that was represented. T. F. McOormick (Judge Common Pleas), Elizabeth, N. J. (Price 50 cents.)

have been

very much benefited by

a 60-cent battle of Ely's Cream Balm. When I began using it my Catarrh was was so bad I had headache the whole time and discharged a large amount of filthy matter. That has almost entirely disappeared and I have not bad headache siuce to amount to anything. Please send me two more bottles.—John

Summers.Stepney,

Conn.

Moore's Pilules, a Positive

Malarial Antidote,

Cheaper tEan Quinine

I N E W O

THE SURE

CURE

FOR

KIDNEY DISEASES, LIVER COMPLAINTS, CONSTIPATION, PILES, AND BLOOD DISEASES.

PHYSICIANS ENDORSE IT HEARTILY.

"Kidney-Wort is the most successful remedy I over used." Br. P. C. Ballon, Monk ton, Vt. ''Kidney-Wort is always reliable."

Sr. H. IT. Clark, 80. Hero, Vt.

"Kilney-Wort has cured mywifo after two years suffering." Dr. C. 2£. Summorlin, Sun Hill, Go.

IN THOUSANDS OP CASES It has oured where all Klse had foiled. It is mild, but efficient, CERTAIN IX ITS ACTION, but harmless in all oases. tFlt cleanse* the Blood and Strengthens and •Ives New Life to all tho important organs of the body. The natural action of tho Kidneys is restored. The Liver is oleansed of all disease, and tho Bowels move freely and healthfully. In this way the worst diseases are eradicated from tho system. FBICK, $1.00 LIQUID 0B DKT, SOLD BY DBC6G18TS,

Dry can be sent by mail.

WELLS, RICHARDSON A CO.Bnrllnffton Vt.

I N E W O

Mary Stuart Face Powder This Powder contains no Arsenic,

most ho rm less. A distinguished specia 11st on skin diseases says: "If iftdiet inusl Use cosmetic*. I recomend Mury sstuurt Face Powder as the simplest ana ritos: :i:irirJf*w." Flesh or White. Price .So cents per oox. A gent, for Terre Haute, Ind.,

GUIJICK & CO. 1

ALL DRU0CIST8 SELL IT.

TUTT'S PILLS

TORPID BOWELS,

DISORDERED LIVER, and MALARIA.

From these sources arise three-fonrths of the diseases of the human race. These

of foody Irritability of, temper, Lew spirits. A feelinc of having

AWIDOTE TO

adapted to

Lime or W lillc Lead Not being poisonons it may be used by tbe most delicate lady witlioat fear. It will not roughen the skin, and will remove Frecklesand Tan, and allay Irritation. Artists who are obliged to us neosmeti o, eco a inend Mary Stuert Face Power as the

neglected

some autjr, lMzzlitess, Flattering at the Hearty Dots before the ejres, highly colored Urine, COHSTIPATIOHr and demand tbe use of a remedy that acts directly on the Liver. As a Liver medlcinc TUTT'S PILUB have no equal. Their action on the Kidneys and Skin is also prompt removing all impurities through these three scavengers of the system," producing appetite, sound digestion, regular stools, a clear skin and a rigorous bodv. TUTT'B PIIIJS cause no naosea or griping nor interfere wlUyially work and arc a perfect

MALARIA.

FSETJ LIKE A HEW MAR". "I have had Dyspepsia, with Constipation, twoyears,and hnvc tTi' 1 ten dilffter.t kinds of pills, and TUT't 'S arc the lire', that have done me anv good. They have cleaned me out nicely. My appctitu is idily, and 1 now splendid, food digests reaou/, ... .. have natural pamajres. 1 feel like anew man." W.J. EDWARDS, Palmyra, O. SoldererrwheT«,25e. Of3ce,4-l Mnm»jrSt.,X.T.

TUTTS HAIR DYE.

Gray Hair or V.'msiCKns clianjre^ in

stantly to a Ulosst Hlack by

or Grains,

suicrsscos

Gardeners'

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LANDRETH SONS, S«Kf

Lands for Sale

EAST TENNESSEE.ON THE CUMBERLAND PLATEAU. Splendid climate. The elevation above sea level being about 1800 feet. No Ague or

SENT: FREE.

To those suffering from the effects of youthful errors, seminal weakness, early decay, lqpt manhood, etc., I will send a valuable treatise up ii the above diseases, also directions for self cure, free. Send vouraddress to

F. C. Fowler, Moodus, Oonn.

HMH tWfijA

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HOP

'Rili porous plaster to ftbaolately tt« erer made, oomhtnlTig th« •trtOM of hop* with rams, balsam* Ml extracts. It« power Iswenderfel in euringdlaeeeee ether plasters simply reliere. Crick la the Back Nock, Fain in the Side or Limbs, Stiff Joints and Ku Kidney Troubles, Rheumatics, Neuralgia, Sore Ch Affections of tho Ho&rt and Liver, and all pains or In any part cured instantly by the Bop

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i# up

sstg

Plaster.

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it. Prioe cents or flro for XaUed on reoeipt of price. Sol all droggists and oountry

LAME BACK

Hop Plaster Oompcmy^ Proprietory

HTFor constipation, loss of appetite and diseases of bowels take Hawley's Btomach and Liver Pills. KM

Malaria,. The summer nights invariably a cool, an abundance of springs of pure free' stone water, with an almost unliinitMj!suj»ply of wild or native grassesand the'mrnl shoit winters, make this a desirable sectioa for stock raising, especially so for Cattle and Sheep. Soil good, producing Corn, Wheat, LTobacco etc. Also CloverXiniothy, Millet and other grasses but seems especially growing Vegetables, Fruits, aim Vines. Thc.-e lands are surveyed in lots et

100 acres each, and for sale at $3.tX) to35.00 per acre. cash, balance in three equal annuitl payments, with interest at six per cent.

Also town lots for sale in ALLARDT, the coming city of Fentress county, Tennessee, lathe Cumberland mountains. The fmturt '. health resort for both tho North and tho South.

About ten thousand acres of these land* have been sold this season to actual settlers. 23 families now there located. We have tore, I'obtoflice, good school house, which is used also for church.

Hotel now being built on the town site. For further particulars, address W.S.ALLEN, Iri

Allardt,

Tenn.

W. W. Oiitrr. 3 WH.I.TAM?, J. M. CLOT

CLIFT,WILLIAMS & CO, *. KAjfftrrACTORisns or

Sash. Boors. Bunds, &c

AN1 OKAIaEBH JN

MBKR, IATK, HMNttLSS, GLASS, PAINTS, OILS

tot) ItFlLftEKS' HAtf MVARJB,

Mulberry street, Corner Ninth,

TKKHK haihk IND

pj OA week.$12a day at home easily made 0 I Costly Outtit tree. .Address True & Co A turns! a. Mn'n»? w:

ELY'S

Oeuu Balm, Has gained an enviable reputation wherever knows^ displacing all oth» or preparations. An article of undoubted merit. Is convenient and cleanly. It cause* no pain orsueezla

IN not

Liquid or 8ni»f

Appiy by thf finger into tiii nostrils. It will be effeotr

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