Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 14, Number 21, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 17 November 1883 — Page 3

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From the sign of an undertaker in Sixth avenue, reading "Funeral Requisites," a matter-of-fact passer-by might erroneously conclude that the advertiser was, on occasion, a "body-snatcher" «r something worse, a corpse being considered a very leading requisite at most funerals, it is not stated, though It may be inferred, that Irish "wakes" will be supplied with all necessary .fluids.—New York 7'ribune.

How the Farm Help Wore Tired Oat "The help we get nowadays don't amount to shucks. Time was when the help you hired in having time could do a decent day's work, but this year they're wurs'n ever."

Old Farmer Smith was getting in hay st his farm in a suburban town, and had two or three new men at work with him. The old man continued: "Tell you what it is old as I am I can pack more hay on to a wagin than any two men of tiie present day can fork •p." "Suppose you try* it, old man," suggested one of the men, at the sarno time lipping tho wink to his mate on the

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Glances at Oity Signs. {and enjoy such an occasion. I meta Perhaps no class of persons is so giy- lady, a patient, who had been in the •n to an Asiatic coloring of language asylum three years. Although

business signs as the bootblack fraternity. From the high-toned "artists" ind "professors" who preside over

"studios" and "establish

ments," down to the itinerant street* boys who promise a "boss shine," there is prevalent the same exuberance of ••glittering generalities." An instance mf this tendency resulting in an amusing incongruity of ideas the sign of a certain worker in black-and-white inviting customers into a "shoe-cleaning parlor!" Sometimes this kind of grandiloquence has a tnm to it that •etches the fancy and brings in many a dime—thus, the sign of a bootblack on IticBoston common running: "The commonwealth expects every man to have kis boots blacked."

Barbers, too, are somewhat prone to iadulge in hyperbole its when a shop, more likely than not to be shorn of every mark of splendor, is unblushingly advertised as a "tonsorial palace." Of another breed of barber was he whose •ndivided sign read: "What do you think a glass of befer and a shave is to be had for 5 cents'." The unwary .person who, after a shave and a glass •f beer, handed up bis nickel, was somewhat enlightened to be told that Iho sign, properly road, was: "What! •o you think a glass of beer," etc!

A somewhat comical combination of spread-eagleism and business is the •ard of a certain fishmonger The Vnion for Ever! Fish orf Ice."

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mate on inn

pposlte side to ,«% The old fellow nee vitation. With a bound he mounted Hhe cart, and was stowing away hay at tremondous rate. Up oame forkful after forkful, first on one side and then Upon tho other. Tho "help" was putting in its best licks and the old man was kept squirming around in lively style, much to he amusement of all hands.

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The "help" was rapidly getting tired would nover do to give up and allow the old man to come off victorious. Something must be done at once. "When I put up a heavy forkful on this sido. give him all you can lift from the other end, uud knock him out," •aid one of the men to the other in an nndertone.

Tho plan worked well. One of the lifted an extraordinary big forkful,

just putting it upon the edge of the load, fend, while the old man was leaning over endeavoring to get it in place, the fellow on the other side threw all he eould lift upon the baok of the old fellow, which, of oourse, upset him and •ent him sprawling to the ground. "HelloP what are you down here forP" asked help No. 1, endeavoriug as well as ho could to conceal his merriment

Quick as a flash from the old man •ame the answer: "After more hayP" This answer tired tho help completeIf.—Boston Courier.

with an Aaron-Liks BntrcL

Charlos Petnrman, a farmer, living just outride the city, has probably tho longest beard possessed by any man in this oity or vicinity. He is a rather short nlan, and the beard, whioii is ever three feet in length, falls way below his knee% But fuw\ people .wpuld notice anything fc£Uiiri aihfout mil his hirsute papers and to addition to its length, the beard, which covers

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that beard?" ho was asked. "Oh, this is onlv a seven /years' growth. I have had it nearly as Ipug before, but it was so inconvenient that cut it off. Its length now* due to

in papers tyrery morning as religiously as she puts up her own nair." "Any other members of the family afflicted is Uie sai#e way?"

"f have six broihefcj and'nina si&teni^ all, except one brother, living in Germany. All my brothers have extraordinary long hair. Mv-hrother jivkig in this country Is in ermillion "Countv. Illinois, His beard is a pure blonde

tltute of hair in manhood as a billiard ball."--£mm City Times,

"I wish I had a drink," remarked Mr*. Foggk Hmf don't like to go LB the fountain, there are fnan? men "You've Just as goed a right »!.«•re as they have, said Fogg, "don't you see the mouo, 'For man stod beast Come along." **Ohf it is very well for vou to say *come along/ replied Mn. y. "but yon know I'm not a maa»"

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.Barbarism in the Management Insane, When I wu convalescent, in the asylum, I attended an evening card-party,

J' iven in one of the pleasantest wards, or the amasement of those patients that were well enough to appreciate

I could

see that she was somewhat flighty, yet in all other respects she was quite an intelligent person. She told me that she had left at home her daughter, an only child, about fourteen years old, whom she had not seen in all that time. This lady's husband had virtually put her in prison, and bad never taken the pains to call on her himself oftener than once a year, and bad never allowed her daughter to visit her. Tears stood in the poor woman's eyes as she told me these things, and I bad no reason to believe that she was deceiving either herself or me. And upon inqnirv I found that her case was not an exceptional one. There are mothers confined in all our asylums, as there were in the institution where I was, who, while they are insane enough to warrant their being put under restraint, are yet sufficiently intelligent to be sensible of their condition, ana, like the lady I have alluded to, be overwhelmed by the thought that they are in a hopelessly helpless condition, and may be kept imprisoned thus for years, or even for life, away from their kindred and friends, and from the little ones for whom their hearts yearn with an intensity that no human being can appreciate, except some mother that has lost a ohild. This lady said she had known such patients, when talking about the little children from whom they had been separated ,to sob and moan for hours at a time. But the law is inexorable. It says that a husband may conline his wife in an asylum if he can prove that she is insane—and that is a very comprehensive word. In some states the certificates of two physicians will accomplish this purpose and,when once a patient is shut up in a ward, there is no deliverance that can be depended upon, as I shall presently proceed to show. But not only do the women suffer in this way, for there are men whose affections are as keen and as strong as those of any woman, who long to be with their boys and girls, to see them growing to manhood and womanhood, but who know neither the day nor the hour when that longing shall be gratified.—From "Insanity, by one who has been insane, in Fopular Science Monthly for September.

S 'O „iHad a Future. -i* "I want you to leave my house, sir," exclaimed Judge Nettleson, angrily addressing the young man

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sought his

daughter in marriage. "I may leave your house, and in fact I have no objections to the structure remaining exactly where it is, for I have lio means of moving it, but I do object to leaving your daughter, Avhose affections 1 have gained and whose life would wither tike a flower out of season were it not interwoven with my own." "You talk like a romantic fool. Sir. What have you got to feed my daughter on, sir?" 'What is she in the habit of eat&ig? What's her regular diet? I don't propose a food revolution." 'She has beeu accustomed to eating, and if she were to marry you, I am convinced that she would be compelled forego the ploasure. There is no.use in talking to me. You can not marry my daughter, and in this refusal I feel that the entire state of Arkansas will take an approving interest." "Old man. I cannot help but smile at your, recklessness. You do not know inei sir. You think that I am poor, untitled and unknown, but, sir, 1 have a futnre before me." 'If I thought so, vou might tako the girl."

And if 1 can prove it to yd faction, will you give your consent to our marriage?" "Yes, sir." "All right I Say that I have a future boforc me." •That's what

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said." ..

'I have, for if "I did not have1 a future before me, where would I have itP You don't think that I hare a future behind me, do youP A man's futtire'ls always before him, and to correct any error into which you may have fallen I will state that it a maft's past that's behind him." s,

The old gentleman reflected for a moment and replied: "I alwavs saM that my daughter should either marry a rich man or the biggest fool in the country, and yon »are uoi rieli. you may take her."—^r-

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own on delicate IHspaiiZ

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TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY EVENING MAIL.

WIT AST) HUMOR.

"There is nothing new under the sun," wearily sighs the Yale Record. finding that Plautus once wrote: IUe quern dudem dixeram, "he whom I call a dude."

A youth refused to take a pill. His crafty mother thereupon secretly placed the pill in a preserved pear and gave it !to him. Presently she asWds "Tom 'have you eaten the pear?" He replied: "Yes, mother all but the seed."

A Canadian contemporary asks: "Does Goldwin Smith"—now stop right there, please. Gold wins a great many persons, but when you tackle the Smiths you've grot a large* family to purchase. —Boston Star.

In one chapter—Boy—melon—shady spot—secluded nook—yum! yum! all gone—boy sighs—colic comes—boy howls—mother scares—father jaws— doctor comes—K5olic goes—boy well— wants more—fnotice of funeral hereafter.)— Detroit Free Press.

Calino thinks he has been poisoned and has called a doctor. After an examination the physician orders him to take an emetic. "It is useless." replies Calino "I have already taken them twice, and they don't stay down five minutes."—From The French.

First gent (Cejt): "Ye met 'm at me brothers, the mimber, I think?" Second gent (Saxon): "Yes, but I haven't any favorable impression of him—'n fact—he struck me as a liar." First gent: "Did be, thin? I hope ye hit'm back, sur?" "Yes." says the wise hotel keeper, "we only charge half-rates for chil^yen. "We put lots of pies ank doughnuts before them, and the little dears don't eat more than one meal out of three. I have no sympathy with a man who tries to keep children out of his house."— Boston Transcript.

The entire dude question is neatly summed up in Mr. Lathrop's story now in course of publication in the Atlantic. Says one of the characters, speaking of imitation Englishmen "I do not ol serve tn#t Lord Hawstone dresses in that peculiar manner." "Oh, no! he has no occasion to do so. He is real."

A case in point: "You know, love," said an elderly maiden at Mount Desert, "it makes one look from six to ten years younger every time one crosses the ocean." "Why, aunty,' hereupon ventured a pert young minx, sitting bv, "you've crossed so often, I wonder you don't look immensely young."

The newest thing in gloves. "My daughter wanted me to get her a' par of musquito gloves. I suppose siie means those kind like musquito netting." "Your daughter probably means 'mosquet&re. "Shouldn't wonder if that was it, only you get more of the French into it than I do." —Harper's Bazar. "Have j'bu got any four-o'clocks in your flower gai'den?" aslled oneSomerville gentleman of another. "Fouro'clock," was the reply "uo suv there is no four-o'clocks about mine it lapell driV with my flowers the hens have been at 'em"— Somcrvilte Journal.

An Iowa man asserts that the ground freezes to such a depth in Dakota that it never thaws out, and that any one who will sink a wpll can always have a supply of ice water. Satan blushes clear up to the roots of hi* horns when such a liar as this turns himself loose.— Bismarck Tribune.

A correspondent wrote to a patent medicine manufacturer: "For thirtylive years my wife was unable to speak above! a whisper, owing to throat trouble. Two bottles of your medicine completely restored her voice." The patent medicine man published his testimonal, and a month later was sold out by the sheriff.

A lady in Saratoga, blazing with diamonds, sent the following order to her milliner: "Deer Miss Please get me tow yards Irish point la^e, and also get me six pares of glubs sevens and a quarters, crusbea-rose-berriei oolour. P. S.—Don't send the Bill for I don't wan't rto see it, he only alouse me a certain snmm and I will pay it myself."

If there is anything calculated to fill the palpitating bosom bf an ardent lover with dismay, and make him feel like a badly henpecked husband, it is, when he has started up a tender sonata on .his guitar* to hear a. robust torn cat in the vicinity start a piece of its own composition in a higher key.—Tonkers Statesman.

The New Orleans Picayune says "it Is a strange Providence that blows down a church and lets a shot tower ISfkbH.1* Thfc editor of the Picayw* has evidently never attended a church fair and paid five dollars for a colored china doll. A shot tower oever plays' that kind of a game on Its congregation. —Peck"* Sun. frYhgiuetifrfof it1 diAlo*^ne| heard be* tween two languid swells! oil Boylston jutrrfcit: tfiM fne you were engaged:"1 *Ya«ter "Jblly girl?" "Awful!" "Sbglad." "Yaas!" "Marked vfeltfB offffow." HJfSss* mfe.' Don't 'siy /sa**! "Yaas. Heard the famiiv ate beans! Could'fc ^itand mm f"Tt# badjrY "Yaas?^'-Boston

its' ^aw^uais^tag

to sav against the testimony of 'tne witness?'1 asked a Texas judge of a man accused, of horse-stealing. "All to say is tbe witness has got a pee* in*t me,1 and is determined to ruin mc.* intrbduoed hha to his present wife, and advised him, to m*rry her, aad now he is playing for efan. "Perhaps he has cause," remarked tbe Judge gravely.^— Texms Sifting*.

A copy of the Glasgow Herald penetrated the fastnesses at the editorial department of tbe Cincinnati Commerced QtutUe. The paragrapher says: It was opened, when out walked and looked around a Mr. Bedbug, "as as life.'1 All doabts of his hailing From the land of Burns were removed when it was discovered thai his breath JKnellr ed of Seoteh whisky.

A charitable conclusion: "Who was that person who sat next to yon at the table thb morning?*' asked one gentleman «f soother at a fashionable out-of-town hotel. "I never saw such a queeracting thing how her anas did 11

across the fcYhte, first after this dish and then that!" "Yes," replied the gentleman addressed: "probabiy she was Swiss bell-ringer in her earlier days. She was a stranger to me, thank God!"

A London journal says in regard to the Queen's reading, that "of the newspapers, she is supposed to read only such passages as have been marked for her by the lady in waiting." In this way she gets all the deaths, and weddings, and elopements, and scandals without taxing her mind with a lot of useless stuff about state affairs, and sermons, and horse races, and scientific matters and things.

Mr. Spurgeon surprised his congregation a few Sundays ago. He began his sermon as usual,* ana got through his "firstly" pretty well. Then, feeling very warm himself, and seeing his congregation growing listless, ne interrupted himself with the remark, "That is the end of the 'firstly,' and it's so warm to-day that I think tbe secondly and thirdly will keep warm for a cooler Sunday." So the congregation went its way and Mr. SpUrgeon went his way.

At a circus in Bismarck, D. T., the other day, a colored man and his wife occupied front seats, and when a terrifio gale of wind began to rip the canvas the woman planted ner knees right down in the dust and began to call upon the Lord to save her and spare her life. The man threw his arms around a stake driven in the ground and cried out: "Look 'yah, ote woman, you bettah ease up on dat prayin' an' grab a centah pole if yo' doan wanter leab dis country ahead of de reg'lah precession. Hit's all right to rassle in pra'r in de ordinary programme Ob life, but de Lawd ain't gwine to head-off dis tornader as a pussonel favor to you. You jes' grab a centah pole now, yi' shet ye eyes."—Bismarck Tvibune.

BUTI.BR,

N. Y., Sept., 1882.

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Aa Italian organ grinder was rendering "The Little Widow Dunn" yesterday in the shade of a telegrapn pole in South Fifth avenue. The anthropoid lhat was attending to the finances of the" combination broke his string by climbing once too many times around the lower part of the telegraph po! and, thus released, he ascended to one of the cross bars. The musician, thinking that the monkey was not attending: to business, gave the striug a jerk without looking arnjmd or stopping the music. The resistance told him that something was the matter. Hu glanced around, saw that the string was fastenen to the telegraph pole, and that his collector had absconded, and asked in a troubled voice: "Where him monka gonaP"

Then he saw the children looking toward tho top of the pole, and ^lanced upward. Taking off his bat and swinging it, he addressed the monkey in vigorous Italian.

The monkey looked down upon him loftily, and the rotary musician picked up an empty tomato can and flourished it in a "threatening manner. Tho monkey retired to tho top cross bar, and, apparently, to insure himself against being knocked off from his perch, grasped a telegraph wire on one side of him and then carefully reached out with his other arm and caught hold of another wire. Suddenly ho seemed to lose interest in the movements of his master, and looked curiously first at one hand and then at the other. Then he let go the wires, and began a minute inspection of the palms of his hands. Having satisfied himself that nothing was the matter with them, he took hold of the wires again, and glanced down at bis master. Then he let go again, inspected hia palms onoe more, looked around him in a suspecting way, and carefully let himself down with his tail from cross-bar to cross-bar, till he could descend the pole. This he did beadforemost, ana with a look which indicated that he thought it better to flv to Ills of which he knew than to endure those tbe nature of which was a puzzle to him.—New York Sun.

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Siie ttats id turn room .of —, and. walking up to a .tall mirror placed ttgnittet ibe wall, remarked "Why, how carau you hero?'' then, observing some surprise, not to say amusement, on the faces of the other deen pants of tbnroom." she mw -hsr mistake, and •explained in.: great confusion, "1 was iiv sister we're twin#.":

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EAST TENNESSEE.

ON THB CUMBERLAND PLAYHAU. Splendid ollmate. The elevation above sea level being about 1800 feet. No Ague of Malaria,. The summer nights invurinblv cool, an abuudanoe of spring* of pure free stone water, with an almoM unlimited suitply of wl or native gratees and the mild and

hoit winters, make this a desirable section stock raising, especially so for Cattle ana lor stock raising,

Sheep. Soil good, producing Corn, Wheat, Also Clover, Timothy, Mi lei

Tobacco etc.

surveyed

100 aores each, and for meat S3.U0 to S5.00 per acre. cash, balance in three equal annual payments, with Interest at six per oent.

Also town lots for sale in A LLARDT, tha coming city of Fentrees county, Tennessee, 1A the Cumberland mountains. The fnture health resort for both the North and the South.

About ten thousand acres of these lands have been sold this season to actual settlem 23 families now there located. We have tore, Postofflce, good school house, which used also for church.

Hotel now being built on the town site. For farther particulars, address W. 8. ALLEN,

ALLARDT,

Tenn.

03ACC0 CHEWER8

A REWARD

zio-zoe

Q«"55 CASH, 1,000 Imported Noilly rocket luiires and 5,000pomids of the Groat

.CHEWiMC TOBACCO

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a. WOkltr «IOto •t Kirtv

I .OOO Imported Pocket Knives worth $1 each. i,OUO iouudfl ZOO-/.0O Fin* Tobacco,

Year rewmrda wiU be distributed between Dcccm. bar Sfith snii January I t. CUow tills doll/htfm ». «*. thebest eve* made. Save the tiwHB^dBcud i:om by m***,

between Dooembo^ 16th auu

f3rCnt address out aud paste on Envelops, This it THE FINEST POUND PLUG EVER MADE. ASK YOUR DEALER FOR ZOO-ZOO. CETluslat on havw# it and you will uso uo otW»

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MOST

RELIABLE FOOD IN THE ro*

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TOttACCO CO.

MIDDLETOWN. OHIO.

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every pair of br, STIlOfiO'l

TAMPiro la which a Tunpico sUy breaks. Its?? PaUat Triplt Btck pr«T»nt« k*«k-s«lw, «pis»l irriUtios,, and allied diseases secures a uniform temperator# around the body, vrotMtisc lings and gpln«, so nee— eary to health I Buy only Corset-

HAVENh, iiKllDES & CO.. Terre Hants.

the Greatest Blood Purifier Known!

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Rheumatic Hj/rUP Oo-' 0*MTP—8lnce Nwemba

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