Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 14, Number 7, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 11 August 1883 — Page 2

THE MAIL

A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE*

TEKKE HAUTE, AUG. 11, 1888.

TWO EDITI0N8

Of this Papa* are published. fbe FIRST EDITION, on Thursday Evening, tuu* a large circulation In the surrounding town*, where it Is sold by newBboys and agents. Tbe HKCOND EDITION, on Saturday Evening, goes into the bands of nearly every reading person in the city, and the farmer* of this immediate vicinity. Every Week's Iame'ls, in fact,

TWO NEWSPAPERS,

In which all Advertisements for THE PRICE OF ONE ISSUE.

THE STYLES IN BEARDS.

THE MUSTACHE MOST POPULAR IN AMERICA—TELLINU A MAN'S CHARACTER BY Hid BEARD.

"What kinds of beards do yoo meet with most frequently 7'* asked a Chicago Nam reporter of a leadiog barber. "Tbe inurtacbe Is by far tbe most common. Then come tbe mustache and cbin beard, and after tbat tbe full beard. Twenty years ago mustaches were very rare, and I can remember, when I first carne to Chicago, tbat tbe 'boys' used to make considerable sport of a mustache, especially if It showed any signs of special care. But daring the last few years they have been growing in favor, and now you can safely say tboy are as much American as 'E pluribus unom' or the trade dollar.* You see tbe Americans are a nervous people and talk faster than those of any other raoe, and It is my opinion they like tbe mustache because they think they cau move their jaws faster than if they had hair all around their face. I got to thinking that way because nearly all the Englishmen tbat have come under my bands talk a great deal slower and prefer tbe characteristic side whiskers. The Frenchmen, of course, prefer a mustache, but they differ from Americans in adding an imperisl if they are able. A fine goatee among Americans Is very rare. Tosho how American the mustache is considered, just look at the German. Do you suppose be would take to wearing one if he thought it was entirely Frencby? But nearly every Teuton that comes over cultivates tbe upper lip, especially in hopes of becoming speedily Americanized.

They would often have better success raising a beard. The Irish incline to smooth faces, I suppose to give their features a chance to help their wit. You know half sn Irishman a story would be lost if vou oouldn't got tbe full expression on his face when he is getting off something sharp." "What is the most common color?" "Will, I And that there are about ten sandy mustaches to one black. 'I judge of your surprise by the color of your eyes,' as they say in 'Pinafore,' but dou wonder tbat people have a wrong idea about it, because biack dyes are usod so much. A natural black mustacke is not as common as people imagine." "Uau you tell anything about a man's character by hla beard "Why, I think an intelligent artist ought to become a flrst-clsaa character* reader. I had a barber once in my employ who bad been in the business so long tbat when he had finished a customer he would have a prettv clear idea of bis disposition. Oh. it's very simple. If a man comes in with his mustache or beard badly chewed off, it's natural to conclude that he Is nervous or has something weighing ou his mlad. The customer who always has his whiskers in good order without taking any great pains, we set down as being a steady aud quiet man, The young society man always wants his mustache waxed straight, while the fastidious man indulges in a little curl up at the ends. Theevery-day go-as-you-please business man combs bis out smooth aud straight." "Have you dsscoverod what treatment Is best to make beards grow "Nothing will give any more satisfaction than patience. This repeated cutting every wee* or so only weakens the sources of the hair's growth. After being cut frequently, the hair grows out a certain length, splits, snd soon falls out. I proved that on a customer of mine. He had a very fine beard, but one day be thought a certain portlrfn didn't grow right and so bad It cut off and now tbe portion that was cut will only grow out to within three or four Inches of the old length, and consequently his full beard is ruined. The cutttng of tbe mustache at any time la a bad mistake, for its beauty consists In its being soft and silky: but after several cuttings this all disappears, leaving the hair wiry and stiff.'' ••What do vou think will be the style of the future?" "Of course that Is hard to tell, but Kinoc my early day* 1 have observed growing dislike for chin beards, which, I think will continue for some year yefc. Between the 'sides' and mustaches the liking for the latter Is so decided that I think their day will last a long while. Hereditary Influences on the growth of beards are so marked tbat 1 have known beards to appear In several generations with the anme peculiarities, and for tbat reason I think that many more generations will find the mustache in as general favor as now."

WOMANISH REASONS. "You would laugh to hear the excuses women make for tbe imperfections of tueir feat. I measured a nice lady tbe Other dav who had a bunion of several years' Mantling. •Oh/she exclaimed, as 1 was about to begin, 'I am afraid you will have to make my shoe a Mule larger them I hit my foot against the doorstep this morning and there Is quite a •welling.' A lady told methls morning that something bit her while bathing, and she supposed tbe potooned water there had got into her foot. We don pay any attention, but go on measur{^.*C§thoeeener.

A VOICE FROM TBE PRESS. I take this opportunity to tear testi tnony to the efficacy of your "Hop Bit tor*.' Expecting find tbem nauseow and W tier and cotnpMKi of bad wh we wens aftwaHly surprised at mild taste, just like a cup of tea Mr*. Creeawell and a Mrs. Ooouor, friend*, have Hkewtae tried, and nounoe tbem I he best medicine have ever taken for butkling up and nln® up tbe system: I we* tnni with (fwilwaas, headache and wantof appetite. My ailments are now alt gone, bars a yearty contract with a doctor lo look afi*r tbe health o* myself and family, bat I him not now.

S.OIM.ILANIK

July *, 1878. JVoptrt A* H"s*.

MAINS AND LOSSES.

There are gains for all our losees— There are balms lor all our pain Bat when youth, the dresm, departs. It takes something from our hearts,

And it never comes again. We are stronger, and are better, Under man uoodlj sterner reign Si ill we feel tbat something sweet Followed youth, with fling feet,

And will never oome again. Something beautiful is vanished, And we sigh for It in vain a We behold it everywhere, On the earth, and in the air,

But It never comes again, fV

A DEAD ROMANCE.

WHY PRESIDENT JAMES BUCHANAN NEVER MARRIED-THE TRUE OTQRY AH TOLD BY HIS

BIOGRAPHER.

From Curtis'* Life of Buchanan, Just Issued. With an honorable and distinguished professional career thus opening before bim, a favorite in society both from his talents and bis character, young, highspirited, and full of energy, it seemed tbat happiness had been provided for him by bis own merits and a kind Providence. But there now occurred an episode in bis life which cast upon him a never-ending sorrow. He became engaged to be married to a young lady in Lancaster, who has been described to me, by persons who knew her, as a very beautiful girl, of singularly attractive and gentle disposition, but retiring and sensitive. Her father, Robert Coleman, Esq., a wealthy citizen of Lancaster, entirely approved of the engagement,

After this' connection had existed for some time, &he suddenly wrote a note to her lover and asked him to release her from the engagement. There is no reason to believe tbst their mutual feelings had in any degree changed. He could only reply thatIf it was her wish to put an end to their engagement he must snbmit. This occnrrea in the latter part of the summer of 1819. Tbe young lady died very suddenly while on a visit to Philadelphia on tbe 9th of the December following in the 23d year of her age. Her remains were brought to her father's house in Lancaster, on tbe next Saturdsy, just one week from the day on which she left home. "The funeral," says tbe diary already quoted from, "took place the next day, and was attended by a great number of the inhabitants, who appeared to feel a deep sympathy with the family on this distressing occasion."

Tbe following letter, written by Mr. Buchanan to tne father of tbe young lady, is all tbat remains of written evidence to attest the depth of his attachment to her: JAMBS BUCHANAN TO ROBERT COLXMAN,

KSQ.

LANCASTER, Pa., Dec. 10, 1819.—My Dear Sir: You have lost a child—a dear, dear child. 1 have lost the only earthly object of my affections, without whom life now presents to me a dreary blank. My prospects are all cut off,and 1 feel tbat my happiness will be buried with her in the grave. It is now no time for explanation, but the time will come when you will find that she, as well as I, have been much abused. God forgive the authors of it. My feelings of resentment against them, whoever they may be, are buried in the dust. I have now one request to make, and, for the love of God and of your dear, departed daughter, whom I loved Infinitely more than any other human being could love, deny me not. Afiord me the mealancnoly pleasure of seeing her body before Its Interment. I world not for the world be denied this request.

I might make another, but, from tbe misrepresentations which must have been made to you, I am almost afraid. I would like to follow her remains to tbe grave as a mourner. I would like to convince the world,' and I hope yet to conviLce you, that she was dearerrto me than life. I may sustain the shock of her death, but I feel that happiness has fled from me forever. The prayer which I make to God without ceasing Is that I may yet be able to show my veneration for the memory of ray dear departed saint by my respect aud attachment for her surviving friends.

May heaven bless you and enable you to bear the shock with the foundation of a Christian.

I am, forever, your sincere and grateful friend. JAMES BUCHANAN. In the course of Mr. Buchanan's long subsequent political career this Incident In bis early life was often alludod to in partisan newspapers, and in that species of literature called "campaign documents," accompanied by many perversions and misrepresentations. These publications are each and all unworthy of notice. On one occasion, after be had retired to Wheatland, and when he had passed tbe age of 70, he was shown oy a friend a newspaper article, misrepresenting as usual tne details of this affair. He then said, with deep emotion, tbat there were papers and relics which he had religiously preserved, then in a paokagein a place of deposit in tbe City of New York, which would explain tbe trivial origin of this separation. His executors found these papers inclosed and sealed separately from all others, and with a direction upon them In his handwriting, that tbey were to be destroyed without bring read. They obeyed tbe injunction, and burnt tho package without breaking tbe seal, it happeued, however, that tbe original of the letter addressed by Mr. Buchanan to tbe young lady's father before her fuueral was not contained fn this package. It was found In his private depositories at Wheatland and it came there In oonseouence of the fact that it was returned by tbe fatter unread and unopened.

It is now known that tbe separation of the lovers originated in a misunderstanding, on the part of the lady, of a var an

try smalt matter, exaggerated by giddy indiscreet tongues, working on a peculiarly sensitive nature. Such a separation, the commonest of occurrences, would have ended,in tbe ordinary course, in reconciliation, when the parties met, if death bad not suddenly snatched away one of the sufferer* and left the other to a life long grief. But under tbe circumstances 1 feel bound to be governed by tbe spirit of Mr. Buchanan's written Instruction to his executors, and net go into the detail* of a story which show lbat the whole occurrence was chargeable on tbe folly of others, and not on cither of tbe two whose interests were Involved. ...

Among the few survivor* of tbe circle to which this young lady belonged the remembrance of her sodden death is still freah to aged heart*. Tbe estrangement of tbe lover* wa» but one of those common occurrences tbat are perpetually verifyingtbenayiog, hackn yed byeverlasting repetition, that "the coarse of true love never did run smooth.**

But It ran, In this case, pure and on broken In the beait of the survivor, through long and vartei Ufa. It became a grief that wofi not be spoken of to which onlv the most distant allusion could be made a sacred, unceasing sor­

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row, buried deep in the breast of a man who was formed for domestic joys hidden beneath manners that were most engaging, beneath strong social tendencies, and a chivalrous, old fashioned deference to women of all ages and all claims. His peculiar and reverential demeanor toward the sex, never vailed by rank or station, or individual attractions, was doubtless in a large degree caused by tbe tender memory of what he had found, or fancied in her whom be bad lost in his early days by such cruel fate. If ber death bsd not prevented tbeir marriage, it is probable tbat a purely professional and domestic life would have filled up the measure alike of his happiness and ambition. It is certain tbat this occurrence prevented bim from ever marrying, and impelled bim again into public life after he had once resolved to quit it. *,

THE WIDOW VANDERBILT.

AN ALLEGED REASON WHY SHE HAS NEVER MARRIED.

for by a gentleman who Is acquainted with the parties, writes the Washington correspondent of the Boston Traveller. As will be remembered, Commodore Vauderbilt was married twice. His second wife was a Mrs. Elliot, a divorced woman, .whose husband is still living. Her maiden name was Frances Crawford, and she was at one time the belle of Mobile. Ala., where she was born and for years lived with .her mother. She was wooed and won by James F. Elliot, who is now, I think, a resident of Dallas, Tex. After marriage, Mrs. Elliot was unwilling to leave ner mother, and at first the young married pair lived at the wife home. It was not long before Mr. Elliot began to find out that he bad a very bad attack ofmother-in-law. He was bullied, and every effort was made to make bim feel tbat he was an inferior in tbe household.

Being a gentleman of spirit and wealth, it was more than be could endure, so finally he made the issue fairly but firmly. He prepared a home for his wife and told her to come and live with him. It was a sharp, bitter struggle, but contrary to the usual course of such events the wife preferred the mother to the husband. A divorce followed. Old Commodore Vanderbilt afterward met Mrs. Elliot and was conquered. Now comes the strange and interesting part of tbe narrative.,, After Vanderbilt's death the widow's heart warmed toward her first love. She had millions he was comparatively a poor man. Negotiations were entered into, and Mr. Elliot visited New York. He saw Mrs. Vanderbilt, and had a very pleasant Interview, but he observed tbat the mother-in-law who had separated the young couple years before was still alive and in vigorous health. He came to Washington and consulted with an old and trusted friend, laying the facts of the case before bim, and saying tbat enough bad transpired in his visit to tbe metropolis to satisfy him tbat be could marry Mrs. Vanderbilt if he chose. This was the result of his pleasant Interview.

His friend told him plainly that from a worldly standpoint it would be a great advantage for him to marry theold commodore's widow, but that it was one of those cases where every man ought to be itside Ti gbt tb over carefully for some time, and finally

his own judge without outside Mr. Elliot thought

nterfer

the matter

made up his'mind tbat he would not again risk an attack of "too much moth-er-in-law," so tbat now tbe former husband is in Texas, while tbe widow is in New York with her millions. This explains why Mrs. Vanderbilt, young, handsome, accomplished and wealthy, a» she is, has not married again.

SCANDAL AT SARATOGA. There is more scandal talked at Saratoga in one afternoon than 1 ever heard before in all my life, and I wonder sometimes how it is tbat New York and all tbe States east of New York are not engulfed In fire and brimstone and hot water. Every Woman seems to hold that every woman other than herself is uo better than she should be. Besides, the schoolmaster is very much abroad in Saratoga. One lady blushing wltb diamonds sent an order to her milliner as follows:

Deer Miss Please get for me tow yards Irysh point lals and alsou get me six pares of glubs, sevens and a quraters, crushed-rose-berries color. P. S.— Don't send the Bill for I don't want toseeit.iie only alous meacertlngsumm and I will pay it myself."

This is a bona fide letter, and I think it is an ludex of much of the society here, though, indeed, there are others who are adorned with every good quality and refinement. J*

ARMY OFFICERS' VICES. So many officers have been discovered duplicating tbeir pay accounts tbat offl cials at the war department say decided measures have been taken to put a stop to it. "Secretary Lincoln has not succeeded in breaking up poker playing in tbe army," said a gentleman, "but be has at least made It unfashionable. He can do more than to make It unfashionable for officers to duplicate tbeir pay accounts. After several officers have been dismissed the service that sort of a thing will be stopped. Tbe habit of duplicating accounts is not of recent growth. It Is as old as tbe army itself. The new rule requiring paymasters to make mbre frequent reports has tbe effect of bringing esses to light thst would perhaps never have been known. The custom of living one month ahead Is not unusual in the army. In many cases there is no intention of being dishonest. They simply use tbe faith of tbe government with the intention of meeting their obli gaUons."

A POETS INVESTMENTS. The large crowd of American poets who have POO,000 or #400,000 of profits to Invest, will natorally be curious to know what Mr. Longfellow did with bis. It is inconvenient for our poets to to keep that large sum about them on tbeir persons, and Mr. Longfellow's disposition of ms may give tbem some valuable hints as to tbe best method of disposing of their own money. About $150,000 was invested In insurance, national bank, railroad and manufacturing companies' stock in Boston and vicinity. He had 140.000 in copyrights and abcut 9150,000 In real estate in the business and mridence streets of Cambridge, consisting of building lota. A poet's lot, it will be seed, is therefore not always the bud one it is represented.

HOPELESS EPILEPSY CURED. "The doctors pronounced my ease to he one of hopeless epilepsy," says our correspondent. W. C. Browning. Attorney at Law, Judsonia, Ark., "and declared dsa'b to be my only relief. anmariia* Nerrme has cored me." Get at druggists. 91®

OHMNI FAMUKAK, conductor P. C. A 8LL R. R, wm "«red of Indigestion and General Debility by Brown* Iron

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CHICAGO DIVORCES.

ONCE FLOURISHING BUSINESS—NOW ABOUT PLAYED OUT.

"Business isn't what it used to be," remarked a noted old-time divorce lawyer to a Chicago News man, as he sat la his office and surveyed tbe carpet, once new hod clean, now a lot of shreds and patches. He savagely kicked at on unoffending dog, and continued: "Yes, indeed, tbe old divorce lawyers have suffered terribly since the old style of granting divorces was wiped out in 1876. You see, we used to make tbe people think divorcee oould be obtained without publieity, snd the business was extensively worked on this plan. Advertisements were inserted in uearly every prominent paper in tbe United States, and we just raked in tbe money. But, as I said, the business was busted in 1876. 1 know it to be a fact that in seven years one man alouesecured 577 divorces which, at from 925 to 9500 each, figures up pretty well, don't it? But then, psbaw, the decrees were never granted without publicity the newspapers always printed a text of the bills, as they do now." "In your practice did you ever meet with any cases that were dramatic?" "Oh, yes often we met very romantic cases. There was one 1 remember, and, by the way, the only one of tbe kind in tbe State. A German couple wbo were married in 1862, came to me and wanted a divorce. Tbey were a loving oouple, and be cared for her just like achild but a peculiar trouble on her part bad convinced her she should not keep the husband bound to her. The lady would cry terribly, and when be would put bis arms around her to reconcile her, she would clasp him in a strong embrace, as though it would be tbe last she would ever reoelve. The husband was then worth sbout 910,000, aud he settled on her a beautiful home and an unlimited allowance for her maintenance. Of course there was no trouble to secure the divorce, and it was granted in May, 1871. Tbey both cried when tbe affair was over, and It was very touching to watch tbem. The story has an equally beautiful ending. He married an excellent lady a few months afterward and purchased property adjoining tbat of his former wife. To-day he is worth 9100,000 and has a family of nine children. The former wife spends nearly all her time with tbe children in fact,.she loves tbem as though tbey were ber own. The two ladies are affectionate as can be, and*the husband treats tbe former wife wlttfepparent tenderness while she loveHher former liege lord with all the ardor of her youuger years. "I 'took tbe bun* on quick divorces, though," continued tbe now interested lawyer, as be wiped his spectacles snd bit off a large hunk of tobacco, "and I labeled It the 'chain-lightning divorce.' It was in 1878. A young wife and her mother came to my office in a carriage and wanted a bill. The husband was willing, and at work two blocks away. I sent for him. We got out the papers, used the carriage to facilitate matters, and 1 banded ber ber divorce in just forty minutes, and in a little over an hour she was married to a partner of her father's. 8o, you see, in less tbsn two hours she had been wife, wldow-by grace, and wife again. Anything romantic No. only that the couple had been married young and fouud they were not suited to each other, and so, widely agreed to separate. "I bad a very peculiar case in 1872. It was that of

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Tbe hotel proprietors at Long Branch, and at most of the Virginian springs, as well as at Oape May and Atlantic City, set aside two hours of every evening for the children, so that tbey may dance undisturbed. At many of tbe hotels this summer children's fancy-dress dance parties have been given. Oue recently at Cape May proved a most enjoyable affair. There was a dear little fellow, Freddie Duffy, in a Scotch costume. who danced a hornplpp, his little legs keeping time and twinkling like stars ss be danced to tbe gay music. Miss Nellie Reibenack, in a beautiful Spanish toilet, danoed a Spanish danoe with a slow rhythmic movement.

At Long Branch there are many children who are noted for their dancing of fancy dances. One little fellow named Johnnie, staying at the West Kudhotel, wss accosted recently by a reporter of the New York Morning Jour nal. "How did you come to learn dancing?" he was asked. "Went to school, course,"said John stolidly, digging placidly in the sand* without stoplng to look up. "Rather hard work, wasn't it?" continued the reporter. "Don't member. You count and go up and down, and count again, and again then you know. That's all." "Do you like to dance for people?" asked the reporter, helping to build the sand fort. Johnnie looked up si^plciotisly and remarked severely as be pounded the fort with tin shovel: "An't going to dsnoe now. Going in paddling?'

The same evening the reporter sat down In the ball-room of one of the ty little in white and laoe with ruffles, and a big

hotels beside a dainty little girl of 7, all blue sash that, as sbe danced,made her look like a butterfly. 8he was fanning herself with a little pink and blue Mascot feather fan ana smiling at a little boy who sat beside her. "Isn't it rather warm to dance?" asked the reporter. "0b, dear, no: I don't mind. That's the 'Syren's Walts Isn't it lovely? One, two, three one two, three. I think that's tbe loveliest waits I ever heard, don't you? And I like to the'Blue Danube and 'Flowers of tbe St. Petersburg.' Wsldteulel's waltses are very charming any way, don't you tbink?'' said this self-possessed belle of 7, gazing up into the reporter's eyes with clear turquoise orbs. "Would you like to dance this one with me?" she inquired with great naivete of the reporter. "Chsrlle, you know, always dsnces with mq. but he's in love with that girl over there in blue, who just ope to-day, so I haven't got anybody regular." "You danoe beautifully,"ahe said at tbe end of the musio, "and now If you'll come with me I'll take you and introduce you to mamma, if you'll tell me your name. Mamma is always delighted when I secure a new partner. Sbe told Mrs. Barnes it foreshadowed what a great belle I would be in ten years."

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is full of meat. Tbe gentleman drove an elegant carriage, and for a coachman had an Englishman about 40 years of age, jaunty, and of Hue physique. There were bells and speaking tubes leading from tbe barn to tbe house, and tbe coachman succeeded in getting the girl Into supposing ^he was in love wltb him. They CO'ed through that speaking tube like two turtle-doves. Well, when the tlmold gentleman was In Cincinnati, in September, tbe coachman and tbe girl slipped off and got married. The daughter couldn't keep the secret, and as soon as she got home she told a girl neighbor. But ber romance was speedily ended. Tbe mother knew of itiu a few minutes, and tbe romantic young girl was at once locked up and the father telegraphed for. When tbe old aristocratic father came home there was fun 1 He came right over to see me. A suit was instituted. Well, sir, we fought that thing against the stubborn English man through all tbe courts, but finally won our point, and tbe decree was grant ed Jan. 10, 1878. The ooachman was 'crushed,' and died shortly afterward, and tbe girl married a banker's son in New York. "Did I ever scheme to get a divorce? Well, no but I came pretty near it once, it was abont August 1873. The man was English and tbe woman I rlsh. Tbey had been married when both were poor, but when the husband, wbo was a smart fellow, built up quite a fortune, the oldstvle wife didn't suit bim, and he wanted to get rid of ber. Sbe bad always been obedient and dutiful, and when he called on me about the matter I told htm there was no chanoe. After awhile thought of a scheme, and we proceeded to carry It out. At that time my name was in all tbe papers in connection with divorces so much tbat nearly every man, woman and child in Chicago knew what I was. Well, I gave bim my card, and after going home, be dropped it on tbe floor. Hie old woman saw it and questioned ber husband. He told her he was seeking a divorce. The next day she was down to see me. Her Irish was up, and sbe was boiling! I told her I bsd been retained to get a divoroe for her husband. 'I'll be after gettin' a divoroe meeelf, so I will!'cried the irate female. 'Didn bo bate me and didn't besthrike me wid a dob last sommerf Ob, tbe bsatet An' won't I be sftber makin' him give me back me 9000 I lint him when we were marrit! TwIU be a sorra day for him whin be commenced a divoroe case against me!' And sbe sailed out, looking for a lawyer. We bad the whole thing fixed up in a short time, SIN) be gave ber 91,000 while I got 9500."

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