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THE MAIL

A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE.

TKRRE HAUTE, JUNE 2, 1883

TWO EDITIONS

Of ibis Paper are published. fhe FIRST EDITIOSMD Thursday Evening, &m a large circnlatnn In, the surrounding towns, where it is sold by newsboys and agents. tie SECOND EDITION, on Saturday Evening, goes into the hauls trf^nearly every reading person in the dKgt and the farm

of (fail Immediate vleinttgr. •very Week's lame is, in fact,

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TWO NEW8PAPEBS,

In which ail Advertisements appear for THE PRICE OF ONE ISSUE.

TWO QUESTIONS.

THE SUNDAY AND LIQUOR ISSUES.

Evidently the Sunday question and the liquor question are greater questions at present in this country than the negro or the free-trade questions. Mr. Whitelaw Reid, of the New York Tribune, has received from several representative New York preachers, whom he addressed, exceedingly mild and liberal answers on the Sunday topic, showiBg that the preachers and priests are often more liberal than their folds.

Dr. William Taylor, Congregational says: To what do we look for the improvement of the present state of things among us? Not to civil enactments and nothing seems to me more injudicious than the "spurts" of short-sighted enthusiasm which ever and anon impel well-meaning men among us to bring paltry offenders before the judge on the ground of Sabbath desecration. That will only prove a reaction and retaliation, and make the Sabbath more bated by those who have no loveforitalroady. The true remedy lies in the evangeliza tion of the .people as a whole, and the better observance of the Sabbath by those who profess to' be Christians among us.

Rev. O. H. Tiffany, Methodist, says: The whole idea of worship is excluded when men are forced into conformity. The most that Christians may do is to seek protection in the law for themselves and families, that their worship may not be disturbed or interrupted. Law may rightly be enforced for the suppression of traffic, unseemly travel, as in public

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recessions, etc., and especially of those and injurious pursuits which are inconsistent with the best interests of society but it is well uuderstood that no law can or should be enacted or enforced compelling partici pation in redglous acts.

Rov. Howard Crosby, Episcopalian, says: Any endeavor to govern our land, or any part of it, from a system of religion must prove fatal to all true religion What we must have is perfect freedom for religion to grow as it will, and this FS

rfoet freedom cannot be had if the law terferes. Petsonally, I believe in strict, Puritanical Sabbath, and such observe every week but I have no right to force my belief on others, or make my belief the guide for their conduct. To his own master each one stands or falls. I count the Sunday a holy day others count it a holiday. Let eaeh one bo fully persuaded in his own mind.

Dr. Thomas Arinitage, Baptist, says: Our ancestors here were stern, exacting, almost ascetic, and they felt little noed for relaxation so that their Sabbath took its tone largely from their own temperament, and its severest restrictions were no hardship to them. Hut tho great body of our prosent population follow a treadmill life to make bread and honest meat, without those habits of thought which tind rest in activity and so when the mill stops one day out of seven, if the man has no religious tendencies he has every temptation to drift away into vicious frivolity Instead of aimless idleness.

Rev. William Ormiston, Butch Reformed, says: We cannot feel surprised, and are not disposod hastily to blame many of the comparatively poor and tolling classes for seeking to spend a part of the day in the open air, and in clieerfui and in nooent companionship, rather than to confine themselves and their families in narrow and cheerless apartments, situated oot unfrequently amid unattractive and unhealtv surroundings. Pure air and social fellowship are human necessities. For many who are disposod to read, but who oannot procure books, properly selected libraries and suitable roaaing-rooms would proves source both of enjoyment and improvement.

Rev. Mr. Potter remarks Tho popular tendency In the matter of Sundav observance is unquestionably toward the secularisation of the day,and lhl» characteristic Is likely to become more and more pronounced. The reasons for this are not obscure. The elderSunday of colonial and subsequent days was the product of a people largely homo geneou* and strongly Sabbatarian. The Puritan In New England, the Hollander in New York, and the Huguenot in South Carolina, differed about other things, but they agreed about the observance of Sunday, or, as most of them for some reason preferred to call it, the Sabbath. It was easy to get legislation enforcing such observance from State Legislature* which were Like tnlnded and In New York the churches on Broadwav were protected during public worship from passing disturbances by chains stretched across the street. Nowadays onr Teutonic brethren not merely wilf not endure the chain, but beat the big drum and blow the biggest trom bone with redoubled and malicious emphasis, as it sometimes seems,when they are passing a church door. And their presence among us is typical of that heterogeneous America which has supplanted the eider. A vast influx of unaasimUated foreign cUhtons has given us anew version of Mr. Tennysonadmonition that 'The old onl«f ettaoReih ever,

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and the new order to conspicuous chiefly in this—that, whether Italian. Irish, French or German, it has brought with it its own notion of Sunday, without adopting our*."

HOW SHE GOES TO BED. Ptantatkm Philosophy. It takes a 'oroan five times as long ter git in de bed as it does a man. She has tar proas de rto* a certain number ob time*, an' has ter fumble 'mong de

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utlU, turn down de lamp In low, an* go hack and torn it np to high. A 'oman walks mighty light when she's got shoes on, but when ate takes 'ecn off an' walks, she shake* de whole boon, like a dog trottin' 'cram a bridge. ....

SWEET WOMAN'S MOUTH. Wide open moaihs have come into fashion for women. This is a change from the prevailing style of the past. The proper month now is worn in a oonstant but mild smile, the corners drawn back horizontally with the lips left closed. The expression is one of amiable, quiet satisfaction with all the world —as though the mind was free from sorrow and the feet free from corns. Care should be taken not to broaden this into an active grin, except on mirthful occasions nor should the lips be compressed. All should be in repose. The lips may be reddened, if the natural color be too light. A practice of painting the exposed membrane of the upper 4ip broad and bright just at the center has crept in, but it is bad, for it gives an artificial and sensuous look. Tne fashionable belle has cut the puckering string of her mouth, and no longer mur murs "prunes, prunes, prunes." She can kiss two men simultaneously and give good satisfaction, ,&here before only one could And room at a time. The reader who supposes that the above is fanciful and not plain, straightforward fashion news is very much mistaken Women can change the style of their faces, if not at will, at least considerably. The hair over the forehead can be so arranged as to produce any desired outline for the upper part of the face the mouth can be made to widely vary its expression, the eyes can be kept partly wide open or languidly half-closed the cheeks can be rounded by using "plumpers/' the eye-brows can be archea or straigtened the color can be controlled to a high degree. Thus it is apparent that woman can, if clever, have to some extent the kind of face she wants. The nose is about the only intractable feature. It sticks right out in unalterable independence, defying all efforts to shorten or straighten it. Let me interpolate the fact that not one woman in ten ever laughs or smiles naturally Knowing full well our defects of teeth or expression, we try to hide 'or reform them. I know a girl who will never go to the minstrels or other shows because she isn't pretty when she laughs. If iuadvertenly caught by something comic she buries the laugh in a handkerchief but whenever possible she does all her laughing internally. This wrenches her terribly, and sooner or later her vitals will get broken all to pieces but she prefers death to a display of her scraggy teeth.

PUTTING HUSBANDS WHERE THEY WILL DO MOST GOOD. The Boston Olobe has been devoting its spare time of late to discussing the endless question of woman's rights and wrongs. Its praise worthy endeavors to solve the insoluble brings out a letter from a smart wife, who thinks the time has come for women to make men do the house-work, while they tend to business. Says this highly original lady "Take my own case. I am a milliner, and I have made between $1,500 and |2,500 a year in my business tor some time past. I married four years ago. My husband is kind and good-looking, but he never learned any trade, had no profession, and could not average $500 a year. I loved blm, however, but 1 saw it would not do to depend upon him, so 1 kept on with my business. "After a time I think he got a little lazy, and as we were both away during the day we could not keep house ana got sick of boarding. Finally I proposed that he shoulcTkeep bouse, and I would run the business and find the money. We have now lived very happily in this way for two years. My husband gets up and builds] the fire, gets breakfast, and I leave at 7:45 for my place of business. He does the wsshing and ironing, the cleaning, and I do not know of any woman who can beat him. He is as neat as wax, and can cook equal to anyone in town. "I may be an isolated case, but I think the time has now come when women who have husbands to support should make them do the work otherwise they are luxurios we must do without."

Whew but this is a rapid age.

A QUEER WIFE.

A Washington woman who is insanely fond of making herself comspicuous, came into the room where her husband was dying and sang in a loud, yelling voice, "Nearer My Ood, to Thee." She said to the doctor, "I will not wait to see my husband die. My artistic nature cannot endure painful sights. I will go away now so as to retain in memory the look of John's face when he is yet free from pain." She was sound asleep when her husband passed away. The next evening she lighted up her whole house. The visitors who came to pay calls of condolence, almost fancied themselves at a reception. "John" was in a coffin up stairs. She said to her callers: "How many noble hearts have called to see me this evening? By the way, would you like to see John I do not think you would care to see John. The sight of him would only distress you. Let us remember him in our great hearts as he once was." The next night "John" was carried to a friend's house, and the funeral was held. The devoted wife fell across the coffin twice during the ceremonies. Once when she arose she brought away a large heap of shrubbery from the floral display on the coffin by its catching in her crepe veil. She tried to sing at the funeral, and was only prevented after the hardest of work. The husband died from absolute neglect upon the part of the wife to obey the doctor's directions and properly nurse him.

GERMAN PHILOSOPHY. Chicago Weekly. Ofer some of der gals of to-day vas In der garden of Eve, mit Eden,I baed you der duyful couldnt deceit em.

Got up mit der boorst dlrds, und gif der vorms some troubles. She vas lofely: I rish I had so many glasses of beer as she was lofely.

Lock der caw ont so gwick der barn vas shtole away. Ofer a voomans fells in love mit Herself, I baed you der boys will not help her in dot enderprisw.

Dun undo odder*, bnt dond allow em to dun von. Tide aond got toy time to wait for env vimmins.

Then you vas miserable, you go lookin' to round some one dot vas yooet so unhsbby like yourself.

NO MONKEY BUSINESS." N. Y. Commercial Advertiser. Since the verdict was given in the Thompson shooting mm it Is almost imsosaibfe to get a Kentucky man to look at another man's wife, moch leas to ask bar out to sapper. Doctor* even decline to prescribe unless in tfae presence of tbe husband.

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HBRRE HATTTB! SATURDAY FFVTBNINFT RT.

WORDS OF WISDOM

TOUNG WOMAN ON HSR TENDED MARRIAGE.

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Admirable Advice Tendered to a Maiden Many Years Ago, but Equally Applicable to Her Bitten of To-day.

I have heard my friend, that thou art about to enter a garden enclosed, end knowing that thou art at present a stranger to it, beg permission to give thee an account of some of its productions. I have traveled through all its paths, and am acquainted with them

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and my advice can do thee no

rm, but may, on the contrary, be of some service to thee. Thou knowest there is one way of entrance into this enclosure. This way, I need hardly tell thee, is commonly flowery and inviting, strewed with sweets, and adorned with all that imagination can suggest, or art invent. Thou wilt never change, and certainly thou wilt not see the end of the path when thou enterest it. To some it proves a very short one, and even to thee it. will appear greatly changed in the retrospect.

Then let me caution thee, my friend, not to dream of perfect and perpetual bliss if thou dost, experience will teach thee that it never exists on earth. Thou wilt find many of the productions of this garden, charming to the eye, and pleasant to the taste, but they are not all so. Let me just remind thee that thou must carry with thee into it, one of the most delicate and fragrant flowers in nature—1 mean GOOD HUMOR. DO not drop or forget it, as too many do, soon after they enter, and seldom or never find it again. It is a treasure, the loss of which can never be made up'to thee. When thou has reached the end»of the first walk, which entends about thirty steps, usually called honeymoon path, thou will find the garden opening into a great variety of views. Beware here or some productions that are noxious and even fatal in their tendency.

There is a small, low plant to be seen in almost every direction, called INDIFFERENCE. It does not often grow near the entrance, but thou will always know it by a certain chilliness in the air which surrounds it. Contrary to the other plants this thrives by cold, and dies from warmth whenever thou perceivest this coolness in the air, change the situation as possible.

Near this plant is often found thatvile yellow flower, called JEALOUSLY, on which thou must never even look, but turn from it instantly, lor it possesses? the property of imparting a tinge to the eye which gazes upon it, that can never tie removed.*

As thou passest along, thou wilt find many little crooked path, into which I advise thee never to enter, for though at the entrance is written in large letters— "RIGHT"—yet when thou art at the end, thou wilt find the true name of nine out of ten, to be PERVBRSENBSS—and that thou hast been wrong id going into them. Thou wilt not care to acknowledge this, and so, many disputes will arise, producing much suffering and sometimes final separation.

Near this spot, thou wilt meet with a sturdy, knotty plant called OBSTINACY which bears a hard, bitter fruit, wholly indigestible, and which becomes, when taken in ltrge quantities, fatal to the constitution. Avoid it as thou wouldst the plague. Just opposite to this plant, grows the lowly but fragrant shrub COMPLIANCE, which though not always pleasant to the taste, is salutary and sweet when digested, and produces the most beneficial effects., Aldfey^carry about thee a large stock of this' tnou wilt often find occasion for its use as thou passest along, and wilt surely repent the want of it.

All over the garden may be found an humble but useful plant,called ECONOMY. Gather it as soon as thou dost enter it is of a thriving nature, and amply repays all the culture bestowed upon it. Mauy overlook, and some despise it— othes think they shall have no use for it, and indeed it is generally forgotten in the hungry and gayety with which people enter the garden out the want of it often occasions bitter suffering and repentance. Provide for thyself and thy husband a sufficient quantity as speedily as thou canst.

Thou wilt observe, in passing along, two or three paths that run into each other, and which, though smoothly gravelled, and very straight, may not seem to merit the attention they really deserve. They are REGULARITY, ORDER and NEATNESS, and are always to be found in this enclosure. Do not thiuk as many do, that because thou art a dweller in the garden, thou mayest neglect these paths, for remember, thy companion will see some who are walking in thdm. and the difference will strike his eye if it does not offend it. Enter those paths at once, for be assured if tbou'dost not find them soon, thou never wilt.

In the immediate vicinity of these paths you will find that precious and rare exotic, HUMILITY. Cultivate it with the utmost care, for it is easily blighted, and when it droops, thou wilt with difficulty restore it. This sweet flower is universally admired, and is the only antidote for that boisonous weed PRIDE. which springs up every where,and would soon overrun and destroy every valuable plant in the garden.

Sbouldst thou, my dear friend, be entrusted with the rearing of a flower, remember that though frail in Its nature, and liable to fade at every blast# yet it is a sacred charge committed to thee, for which thou wilt be held accountable by the ureat Owner of the garden, to whom it belongs. It will demand thy tenderest care, and constant attention, and sbouldst thou witness blight on its dawning beauties, ob, how thy fond heart would bleed The young shoot will twine about every fibre of th heart—water it, prune it, train it dili gently it will need all thy care. Without this, many baneful weeds will check its growth, and wither its opening charms.

That thou mayest be blessed with toese sweet flowers of the garden—that they may be the delight of thine eyes, and the joy of thine heart—that they may be thy ornaments in life, and comforts in death, and that thou and they, when the summer of life is over, may be transplanted into a happier soil hereafter, there to flourish in immortal bloom, in perfect and perpetual felicity, is, and avw wiU b.

DIAMOND CUT DIAMOND. New York Sun. "Talking about mean men," said a patrolman at Broadway Franklin street,

I went to aires* a Jew the other day and I found him cutting his own hair. Yon can say what yon like but be took the chrotno for meanness." "Oh, no," replied a Hebrew merchant, winking at the bystanders, "I can discount yoor story. I want to a Baptist church test Sunday oot of curiosity. They passed a basket for collection. I put in ten cents. The man next to me bad the nerve to open his coat and show his shield. He was a police officer in dtisen'S dothes. He'll gat the chmmo, Dtnr fear."

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UNDERTAKER AND FARMER. Undertaker, in Chicago News. One day a farmer, from Lake county, mb I Htterward found out, camo into my si' v- That was when I did not have n.. stock of coffins in the front room, aud when my shrouds were hanging in ueat cases. Well, he looked at several of them, and finally he chose one snd took it home with him, saying it was for his wife. I condoled with' him, and, though be seemed mystified by my talk of grief, he paid for the shroud and carried it o£L Two or three days after he came back with a middle-aged lady. The ... was woman was in a great rage, while much downcast. He called me aside and in a whisper, asked me what the garment was I had sold him. Wall, sir, I began to see what was the matter.but I kept a straight face and whispered back "A shroud. 1 thought, sir, you see,that you had lost a wife." fife grew more downcasttban ever, and pointing to the lady who was in the front of tnestore, said "That's my wife. Don't look as though she was dead, does she Well, sir, I thought I should die from trying to keep back the laugh. Then he whispered to me, "When I got home to my good woman, I unfolded the thing before ber. She screamed rightist and said: 'Samuel(that was his name), what are you a-thinkin' about I don't want to be buried just yet, not much. Ye needn't think ye are goin' to get rid of me that easy.' Then she commenced cryin' and cuttin' up, so that I felt all out of sorts. Finally I told her that I thought it was a pretty dress. Then she weut off again, but finally she came to, and she gave me a good tongue lashing. Finally, to quiet her,I promised to bring ber in and get two pretty dresses for her you gi

and here I am. Now, won't you give me take back your

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I will," said I.

"Anything to oblige a person in distress." Weil, I gave him his money,and the next time I saw him he said his good wife had never gotten over the idea that he wanted to get rid of her.

A PECULIAR CIRCUMSTANCE. A Broker, in Boston Qlobe. "I was told to-day that a daughter of the late Harvey Jewell, brother of the late Marshall Jewell, had recently a very queer and unusual experience, and one calculated to make a deep impression upon the strongest mind. Some weeks ago she had a dream in which she distinctly saw an undertaker drive up to her residence with a hearse. He was a peculiar looking man. His queerly shaped nose, which looked as if it had b6en broken and was twisted to one side, gave his countenance an expression which would have made identification easy and certain. He came directly toward her, and, as be said, 'Are you all ready?' she suddenly awoke. "The dream seemed a peculiar one, but did not attract very much attention in the household until, a few days or weeks later, it was repeated with exactly the same characteristics, down to the 'Are you all ready?' and the awakening. "And now comes the strangest part of the story. Some little time afterward the young lady was visiting in Cincinnati, and went to an apartment hotel to call upon a friend. She stepped into the elevator with others, and was startled to hear 'Are you all ready?' from the man in charge. She was still more startled on looking around and beholding the exact picture of the man of the dream, even to the misshapeu nose. It made such an Impression upon her mind that she requested tobeletoutof the elevator at the first landing. She stepped out, and the other occupants went oot at the next landing, and the man remained. The elevator machinery gave out sud denly the car went up and then down, and the man was instantly killed.".

A NICE KITCHEN ORNAMENT. London Truth. A lady writes us from Australia: constantly see In the papers sent me from England accounts of strange inquiries put by servants to their employers. While arranging with acook some time ago I had a most extraordinary request made to me. The woman asked if she might bring ber baby, which, she added hastily, would be no trouble, as it was pickled. It turned out that the po.r little serap was born and had died while its father was absent on a voyage, from which be never returned. The mother, anxious to preserve the remains, and being ignorant of any other method, pickled the infant. She became so attached to her dead child in this state that she objected to be without it. I confess I felt a sympathy for her, and granted her request.

A QUICK HANDED PARSON. It was in the Carolina backwoods. A country couple and parson. When he had finished the ceremony he said "An' them 'uns who God have joined "Stop thar, parson," said the groom "don't say them 'uns—say these 'uns." "John," said the parson, "I tech you at school, and I say them 'uns." "These 'uns," shouted the groom drawing his pistol.

The parson, seeing the movement,fired through his surplice, and the groom dropped dead, winging the parson as he went down. There was a lively fusilade of perhaps thirty shots. When the smoke cleared half a dozen men were on the floor. The bride peeping over the pulpit, to which she had fled for refuge, gazed mournfully on the scene, and said: "Them a-self-cocking pistols is a playin' with my prospecks."

THE LAW OF CURE UNDER THE COMPOUND OXYGEN TREATMENT.

The object which is frequently urged against Compound Oxygen by persons who have not made themselves acquainted with the natural and scientific laws governing its sction, is that the same i*gent administered is for all diseases— for Neuralgia or Catarrab: for Consumption or Rheumatism for Heart Disease— or BhmchiUs. That it is offered as a universal specific. In his Treatise on Compound Oxygen, Dr. G. R. Stsrkey has fully explained the nature and action of bis Treatment, and shown that it is not specific to any disease .or class of diseases, bnt that it acts directly upon the nervous system and vital organs, and thence universally in the whole body. It give* new forte and a more vigorous action to all the Ufe-eentress, thus restoring to nature the dominant power and healthy action which had been tost. This bring the case, no matter what the disease, or where located, it must be gradually ameliorated, and, if the central healthy action can be maintained, finally cared. Every intelligent and unprejudiced person will it once see. that ir the law of action which is claimed for Compound Oxygen bat the true one, it* operation mutt be universal, and not local or spedAc and that all forms of diseases may be reached by this agent. This Treatase will be sent free to all who desire to receive it. DBS. STABJCKY A PALDI, Noa. 1108 1111

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SPRAINS.

Hall's Journal of Health gives a chapter on sprains, which may contain useful hints to sufferers from them. Sprains or strains of the joints are very painful, and more tedious of recovery than a broken bone. What we call flesh is muscle every muscle tapers down to a kind of string, which we call cord or sinew. The muscle is above the joint, and the sinewy part below it, or vice versa, and the action is much like that of string over a pulley. When the ankle, for example, is "sprained," the cord, tendon, or ligament (all mean the same thing) is torn in parts, or whole, either in its body, or from its attachment to the bone, and inflammation—that is, a rush of blood to tne spot—takes place as instantly as in case of acut on the finger. Why? For two reasons. Some blood vessels are ruptured, and very naturally pour out their contents and*second, by an infallible physiological law, an additional supply of olood is sent to the part to repair the damages, to glue, to make grow together the torn parts. From this double supply of blood the parts are overflown, as it were, and push out, causing what we call "swelling"—an accumulation of dead blood, to speak. But dead blood cannot repair an injury. Two things then are to be done: to get rid of it, and to allow the parts to grow together. Butif the finger be cut, it will never heal as long as the wound is pressed apart every half hour, nor will a tendon grow together upon by the ceaseless movement of a joint therefore the first aud indispensable step, in every case of sprain, is perfect quietude of the part a single bend of the joint will retard what nature has been hours in mending. It is in this way that persons with sprained ankle are many months in getting well. In cases of sprain, then, children who cannot be kept still, shou'd be kept in bed, and so with many grown persons. The "swelling" can be got rid oi in several ways: by bandages, which in all cases of sprain should be applied by a skillful physician, otherwise mortification and loss of limb may result. A bandage thus applied keeps the joint still, needs an excess of blood from coming to the part, and by its pressure causes an absorption of extra blood or other extraneous matter. Another mode of getting rid of the swelling is to let cola water run on the part injured for hours.

OSCULA TOR S WEETMEA TS, Providence Journal. A famous Scotch divine used to give thanks before and after a kiss and there are portions of the extreme north of Europe in which the kiss of the maiden of the house is the accredited seal of hospitality. She takes off* your socks at night and tucks you up with a kiss then in the morning she comes in with the sunbeams and wakes you with another kiss. We forget if she puts on your socks for you, but that is a trifling matter.

There are many kinds of kisses in this world. There is a kiss with a smack to it that goes off like a big torpedo or an explosion of dynamite, but this sort of thing no sentleman would indulge in, except for run, when nobody is by. The fine old-fashioned buss, pure and sim-

is for Maud Mullcr maldons and ucolic youths. It is not at all in accordance with the advice of the editor and moralist of the Utah Oscillator, who says: "Now, then, girls, when you give a boy a kiss do il properly and heartily, and don't let the sublimity of your fee ings make you ridiculous. That is good —sublimity is good dnd a mere faint flop of the lips is not a kiss at all, though some girls are not adverse to putting you off with it. But the buss is a barbarous thing, fit only for the kitchen and the back gate and all this—as the charity boy said by mistake when he was asked if he would renounce the world, the flesh and the devil—all this wo steadfastly believe.

A SONG AND ITS ECHO. "When my mother was dying, M. Lande," sho said, "a street singer under the window sang the prison song from '11 Trovatore.' I did not notice it especially at the time, though I was conscious of it. From that day I cannot hear that song without feeling again as I did at that moment. It has the power to reproduce, against my will even, the conditions of that mental state, and when it reaches my ear, no matter where no matter how suddenly. I have the very sense of suffocation in my throat, ana that strange swelling at the heart which oppressed me then. I can think of that scene, even dwell upon it, without experiencing these sensations but this song seems to have become wrought into my very body and to control it, so that now, when the first cause of these sensations no longer exists, when even the remembrance of it cannot renew them, at its first note I feel as I then felt, and as I should feel if suddenly brought lace to face with a mortal peril."

CHILDREN'S CHATTER.

A little girl in coming home from a party told iter mother she was so happy she couldn't be any happier unless sne was bigger. "On what were iriven tbe commandments to Moses?" the Sunday-school teacher asked. "On two marble-top tables," tbe intelligent small boy answered.

It was a little Lafayette avenue boy who was asked by bis mother the other day the old, old auestion "How much do you love me And the answer was: "Oh, I love you so much, mamma, so much that I don't feel well it makes me sick." "Say, Mrs. Buoson," said a little gir] to a lady visitor, "do you belong to

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brass band "No, my dear," thought you did." "Why did you, child?" "Because mamma stud you was always blowing your own born, and I thought you belong to the band."

What's your name asked one four-year-old miss of another. I do declare," replied tbe second little girl, "you are as inquisitive as grown people. They always ask my name, and how old I am. and where I got my new shoes, and all such fings, until I am as'amed of 'em

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A MALARIAL VICTIM.

THE TRYING EXPERIENCE OF A PROMINENT MINISTER IN THE TROFICS AND AT THE NORTH.

To the Editor *9 The following circumstances, drawn from my personal experience, are so important and really remarkable that I have felt called upon tomaketbem public. Their truth can be amply verified:

In 1875 I moved from Canton, St. Lawrence county. N. Y., to Florida, which State I intended to make my future residence. I purchased a home on the banks of the St. Johu's river and settled down, as I thought, for life. The summer following the first winter I was conscious of most peculiar sensations which seemed to be the accompaniment of a change of climate. I felt a sinking at tne pit of the stomach accompanied by occasional dizziness and nauseu. Mv head ached. My limbs pained me and I had an oppressive sense of weariness. I had a thirst for acids and my appetite was weak and uncertain. My digestion wa* impaired and my food did not assimilate. At first imagined it was the effort *of nature to become acclimated, and so J. thought little of it. But my troubles increased until 1 became restless and feverish and the physicians Informed me I was suffering from malarial fever. This continued in spite of all the best physicians could do and I kept growing steadily worse. In the year 1880 my physicians informed me a change of climate was absolutely necessary—that I could not survive another summer in tho South. I determined to return North, but not to the extreme portion, and so I took up my realdeuce at Upper Sandusky in central Ohio. The change did not work the desired cure, and 1 again consulted physicians. I found they wef% unable to effect a permanent cure, and. when the extreme warm weather of summer came on I

rew so much worse that I gave up all At that time I was suffering terribly. How badly, only those can appreciate who have contracted malarial disease in tropical regions. It Boemedas if death would be a relief greater than any other blessing. But, notwithstanding all this, 1 am liappy to state that I am to-day a perfectly well and healthy man. How I came to recover so remarkably can be understood by ihe following card voluntarily published by me in the Sandusky (O.) Republican, entitled:

HONOR TO WHOM HONOR IS DUE. EnrroRs REPUBLICAN: During my recent visit to Upper Sandusky, so many inquiries were made relative to what medicine,, or course of treatment had brought such a market change ia my system, I feel it to be duo to the proprietors and to the public to state that Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure accomplished for me what other medicines and physicians had failed to do. The malarial poison which had worked its way so thoroughly through my system during my ilvo years residence in Florida had brought me to the verge of the grave, anl physicians had

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my case incurable but that

not to be wondered at, as It was undoubtedly one of the worst on record. Hough Brothers, of your city, called my attention to the medicine referred to, and induced me to try a few bottles. So marked was the change after four week's that I continued its use, an now, after three months, tbe cure is complete. This is not written for the benefit of Warren fc Co., but for tho public, aud especially for any person troubled with melarial or bilious attacks."

Such is the statement I made, without solicitation, after my recovery, and such I stand by at the present moment. I am convinced that Warner's Safe (,'ure is all it is claimed to be, and as such such deserves the great favor it has received. A remedy which can cure the severest case of tropical malaria of five years' standing certainly cannot fall to cure those minor malarial troubles which are so prevalent and yot so serlour.

ALFRED DAY,

Pastor Unlversallst Church.

Woodstock, 0., May 10, 1883.

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We All Believe

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We All Knew

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