Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 13, Number 48, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 26 May 1883 — Page 3

THE MAIL

A PAPER

FOR THE

PEOPLE.

WIT ABB HUMOR.

Pat (to traveler).—"An' is it the next train for Dublin ye want? Faith, that went an hour ago, sorr."

Brief obituary notice of Wagner: "France has lost Iter most implacable enemy." "So has niiwie!"

The Philadelphia Times says that New York girls are noted because thev know how to dress. Then why don they do it? *,

A philosopher informs us that a bonnet Is no longer a bonnet when it becomes a pretty woman. And the inference is that a woman is no longer a woman when she becomes "poke.

A well-known member of the Chicago Bicycle Club has met with such a complete business failure that he has rigged an emery wheel on top of Ids machine and now goes about grinding scissors. "Ah!" moaned a widow, recently bereaved, "what a misfortune! I know what kind of a husband I have lost, but how can I know what kind of a husband his successor will be?"

Six persons who climbed the icy mountains of Switzerland last year were overtaken by fatal accidents. It is far safer to stay at home and climb greased pole.

Mistress (to applicant for cook's position)—."Why did you leave your last placeP" Applicant—"You're very in quisitive, marm. I didn't ax you what for your last cook left you."

A South Carolina editor hung him self the other day. Some editors resort to most extreme measures in order to improve the quality of the contents of their papers.

Two young ladies left their escort at a party a few evenings since, and went nome alone, a distance of over a mile. The reason assigned is the young man who attended them had flirted with another young lady during the evening. "Why, I'd like to know," said a lady once to a distinguished judge, "cannot A woman become a successful lawyer?" "It simply arises from her invariable habit of giving hor opinion without any pay," answered the judge.

The Chicago papers say there are 2,000 kleptomaniacs in Chicago. The City Council of Chicago was always an unwieldy body, but we never imagined it was so large as that,—Kansas City Journal.

For the sake of doing something u*msual and being talked about, there are men who would attempt to get up subscription for the relief of those who had lame thumbs caused by tho labor of cutting coupons from their own government bonds.

Tho Boston Pout believes that tho Idea of having State enpitols in large cities is all wrong. "Have 'em ID small towns," the Pout says, "where hotels are bad, variety shows scarce, and most of tho girls homely. Then you'll get short sessions and quick adjournments." "Why don't you come to Sundayschool? said a Superintendent to a boy. "'Cause pa owes my teacher for a pair of boots, an' the teacher got to sending notes home by me, an' pa said 1 needn't go any more till he paid for the boots, an' I don't reckon I'll go any more."

A stylishly dressed woman entered a restaurant. The waiter handed her a hill of fare, and said: "Please mark off the dishes you wish to order." Taking the pencil she made a few dashes, and her order read: "Dinner 50 cents." "Feb. fit), '8V "vegetables." "plt'ase pay at the desk," "celery."

Nothing a hard-working married woman so mad as to work all the morning making stuffing and uneanning jelly, and then to find out that the bunch oif e:\nvashneks her husband has hung tip on the back porch are only a lot of decoys he has bought for a shooting trip.

United States Consul Sprague, at Gibraltar, writes an elaljorate report to the government on "American Mules in tho British Army. There, now. you newspaper men! You've gone and pernH'Uted poor Freddie Gehhardt till ht has heeu obliged to join the British Army.

A lover was taking his young lady out .• a drive. Being determined to it over with her, he popped the •{nation, and in his excitement pulled I'e horse on one side, and the trap iok a mile post The girl was thrown

Ji into the air, but as she came down te uttered a llrin "Yes, Charlie," and i.t»«n fainted.

Yes," said the witness, "I remember the defendant's mother crying on tho occasion inferred to. She was weeping with her left eye—the only one she has—and the tears were mnning down her right cheek." "What!" exclaimed the Judge, "how could that be?" "Please your honor," said the witness, "she was awfully cross eyed."

A servant girl who had be«n admonished by her mistress to be careful in "washin' up" the best tea-things was overheard shortly afterward indulging in the following soliloquy while in the act of washing the sugar basin: "If I was to drop this "ere basin, at I was to catch it, I suppose I shouldn't catch it but If I was to drop it and wasn't to catch it, I reckon should just catch it."

Malcolm (to the colonel, who has been narrating his adventures all over the globe:) "Ye must ha' had gran' sport among the black men, sir. Had they onv rvleegion?" Colonel: "All kinds, Malcolm, Some worshipped Idols, some the sun, some the moon, some the water—" Malcolm: "The water! (musing) "Aweel, sir, I couldna' bring mysel to care tor that!"

Mrs. Langtry, In answer to the question: "What are your special pets?" replied: "I Uke best dogs and horses. I hare a lovely collk. a parrot, and as excessively ugly but fashionable German pap, with very short legs and long body" We believe Gebhard Is not a German but an American. The name, feop«r»r, oerhaoc responsible tor |bf

mistake, as the rest of the descriptionj seems to be all right. I A new system of preserving butter, by covering it with a layer, an inch in thickness, of a strong solution of sulphate of lime, has just been discovered, and is pronounced highly successful.— Exchange. The Chicago boarding house keepers have a better plan than that They just lower it into the sewer for about a week, and the boarder who has the hardihood to tackle it puts a clothes-pin on his nose ^and goes at it with an ax.—C. B.

It has been wisely remarked by a philosopher who caught his son watching him through the keyhole that "some boys are more observant than others." Two Brooklyn lads were sitting on the dock with their fish lines in the water, exchanging views as to their plans for the future. "I think." saia one of them, "that I'll be a reg'lar fisherman when I grow up Bill will you?|' "No," returned his companion "Since dad married an actress, I guess I'll study to be a divorce lawyer. "1 saw you at the funeral the other day," said one lady to another yesterday. "Yes, I saw vou, too. "How natural the corpse looked." "Just like marble." "I never heard a more affecting funeral sermon did you?" "Never. And just think of it, when everybody was crying I reached for my hanakerchief and* found to my horror, that it was a red one I had in my pocket." "Goodness! What did you do?" "Why, I didn't cry. How could I, when everyone in church was using white?" "I should like to be excused from jurv duty, Your Honors," said an old gentleman in the Criminal Court yesterday. "What excuse have you to offer?" asked Judge Phelps, "i'm not in good health." "Have you a physician's certificate to that effect?" "No, Your Honor." "Then j-ou'll have to ser\e." "But, Judge, there's another reason." "What is it?" "I often get cranky." "Cross off hishame," commanded the court, much amused. The old gentleman hobbled out, and there was a titter in the court room.—Baltimore Sun.

Negro Religions Songs.

When do doctors prim

last

There was a religious meeting night, and I took advantage of the opportunity to attend. There were old Uncle Si, Aunt Charity, fat old Aunt Mary Magdalene, who was musical director Felix, Junior, Patience, Angy, Aunt This by, Virgil and two Homers, Julius, .Judge and Cleopatra, besides many whose names I could not obtain. The first tune was: •1

JJe long, tall angel change you* name, Archianpcl change you' name My name are change on de Joshua road, Archiangel change you' name.

"You sings it too fast," impatiently interrupts old "Aunt Mary Magdalene, "jest drone out."

iti

ee up, gimme up,

Dat's all I enn do, gimme Josus. When my muddor gimme tip, gimme up, Dat's all I want, gimme Jesus.

There were several verses to this tune, all tho singers' relatives -father, mother, sister, brother, aunts, cousins, uncles —and, finally, the preacher and the eldor, being mentioned as having "given up," after which one of the Virgils felt inspired to address the meeting.

After this effort., "Aunt Mar}' Magdalene" started, in a very high key, the hymn: When I was a sinnor this world was a heaven to me But now I've got on the Methodist side,

Glory hallelujah?

An' everybody's talking 'bout me.

"This am a mighty strainin' hymn," exclaimed the old woman, at the conclusion of the first verse. 'Angy,' you raise tho chune while I loosen my dress." "Angy" started out briskly with: If you ever wants t' see Johnny Wesselly any mo'

Git on board, chlllun!

Jf you ovvr 'specta t' eeo Johnny's mudder any mo', -s" vr'•? Gtt on board, chlllun!

As in the first hymn, all "Johnny's" relatives were enumerated, after which old "Uncle Si" spoke. He referred to many things of local interest, but finally he hit upon Colonel Ingersoll. who ranks on a par with his Santanic Majesty among the Alabama negroes*. —Correspondence Philadelphia Press.

Sir 0, Wyville Thomson.

The name of Sir Charles Wyville Thomson is inseparably associated with the firstexplorations of tho depths of the ocean, and with having proved that abundant forms of auimal life lived there where it had been believed that only a few scattering organisms were able to maintain an isolated and precarious existence. Professor Thomson was born at Ronsyde, Dinlithgowshire, Scotland, March 5, 1830, and died on the 10th ol March, 18*2. His father was a surgeon in the service of the East India Com-

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any, and spent most of his life abroad. grandfather was a distinguished clergvman of Edinbitrg and his greatgrandfather was "Principal Clerk© of Chaneellary" in the time of the Rebellion of 1745. He went to school at Merchiston Castle Academy, which was then conducted by Mr. Charles Chalmers, a brother of the eminent Rev. Dr. Chalmers, after which he entered the medical course of the University of Edinburg, in 1845. After three years of study here, he began to feel the effects of overwork, and, as a means of gaining a year's rest, we are told, he took the lectureship on botany in Queen's College, Aberdeen. In the following year he was appointed to lecturt} on the same subject in Mariacal College and University. In 1853 he was chosen to the professorship of Natural History In the Queen's College, Cork, and a* year after that to the chair of MineraloOT and Geolocy in Queen's College, Belfast, He distinguished himself from the very beginning of his active career as an investigator among lower forms of animal life.—Popular Science Monthly.

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lA liking lor one-story factories has been developed among the manufacturers of New England, and they are being built In many cases where the nature of "rite# permits. They are said to be economical. handy, safe and free from that vibration which looms impart to tall structures. An immense flax-mill on this plan has just been opened at Jamaica Plain, near Boston. ,0-

THERE HAUTE SATURDAY EVENINO MAIL.

OH THE USE OF SLAHG.

Little Morsals of Slang Which Creep into the Conversation of Girls. I want to talk a little to the girls, says Polly, in the Cleveland Herald, about slang. There, I imagine you will sigh and think it is to be the old, old story, and I am going to tell you that no lady uses slang, etc., but I am not, so you needn't be afraid to keep on reading. There is an evil resulting from the use of slang which is quite as bad as, if not worse than, its mere coarseness. I suppose there are many of you who use slang expressions at home, when you would never think of using them if talking to strangers, and you imagine that as long as you are talking to people who know you well, it makes no difference, and you need not be particular. But the habit of expressing yourself thus will narrow and warp your powers of conversation more than you dream of. By and by, when you attempt to converse with persons with whom you wish to appear at your best, you will find yourself at a standstill, where had you been at home you would use slang, but as it is, you hesitate and you are at a loss to find the right words and perhaps fail altogether to express your idea. You will find this trouble again and again whenever you enter a serious conversation, and it will mortify you exceedingly. Nothing cripples one in the use of language more than the habit of not calling things by their names. For instance, there are manv people who call everything a "thing. If they want you to give them a stick, they will say, "Please let me take that 'thing,' or, what is worse,"thingamy," or "thingumbob," or "thingamajig." After a time they will be unable to remember the real names, and if any one should say, "What tiling?" instead of answering the name, they will be obliged to say, "Why, the thing on the table," or whatever it is. I have even known people, when driven to extremity, compelled to describe the "thing" they meant, even when it was' a very common article of daily use, whose name they knew perfectly well, but were unable to remember. This dwarfing to the vocabulary is even worse in its effectupon writing than in speaking. When writing we cannot absolutely say "that thing, because "no one knows what is meant unless there is a description of it. It would scarcely do in congratulating a lady on the success of her party to say that "it took the rag off the bush," even if we put it in the more polished (F) way and said, "It removed the dilapidated garment from the shrubbery." Slang looks a great deal worse written that it sounds said. In any writing at all serious the introduction of one slang word ruins the effect, though sometimes it seems in our thought to express our thought better than anything we can think of. Suppose, instead of saying above, "you will find yourself at a standstill," I had said: "you will find yourself 'up a stump1 (and I confers I have used that expression so much that I was strongly tempted to use it there), what effect do thins all of my preaching could posaihl have? You see, I am not altogether unacquainted with slang, and I may as well own that I write from bitter experience. Please, girls, before you get to my deplorable condition, call things by their right names don't cripple yourselves with slang, and be as little slovenly in your talk as possible.

A Man Tries Tight Laoing. Mr. Richard A. Proctor, the wellknown lecturer on astronomy, once tried the experiment of wearing a corset, and thus describes the result: "When the subject of corset wearing was under discussion in the pages of The English Mechanic, I was struck," he says, "with the apparent weight of evidence in favor of tight lacing. I was in particular struck by the evidence of some as to its use in reducing corpulence. I was corpulent. I also was disposed, as I am still, to take an interest in scientific experiment. I thought I would give this matter a fair trial. I read all the instructions, carefully followed them, anil varied the time of applying pressure with that 'perfectly stiff busk1 about which correspondents were so enthusiastic. I was foolish enough to try the thing for a matter of four vreelis. Then I laughed at myself as a helpless idiot, and determined to give up the attempt to reduce by artificial means that superabundance of fat on which only starvation and much exercise, or the air of America, has ever had any real reducing influence. But I was reckoning without my host As the Chinese lady suffers, I am told, when her feet-buildings are taken off, and as the flat-headed baby howls when his headboards are removed, so for a while was it with me I found myself manifestly better in stavs. I laughed at myself no longer. I was too angry with myself to laugh. I would as soon have condemned myself to using crutches all the time as to wearing always a busk. But for one month A folly I had to endure three months of discomfort At the end of abcut that time I was my own man

A Bridgeton (N. J.) boy named Ferry can by the aid of his throat and mouth, imitate any bird he ever heard. He makes sounds like a horse neighing, pig squealing, rooster crowing, and plays a flute (or seems to), which sound is hard to distinguish from a real flute he can imitate a person sawing wood as naturally as an old sawyer himself. Anything he "hears he can Imitate distinctly. He has been offered large sums to travel, bat declines to accept them.

A Phai3 of Evolution Explained. Somebody tells the story of the late venerable resident Pond, of the Bangor Theological Seminary, that on one occasion he delivered an almost interminable harangue in opposition to DarwinIsm winding up witn the question: "If we were monkeys where are our tafia?" One of his tired auditors responded: "We have sat on tbem so are all worn off."

At tea

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He was about to take a Woodward avenue car yesterday when he changed his mind and waited for a man coming up the street He looked stern ana solemn and unrelenting and there was ice in his mouth as he replied: "Yes, fine day enougn. Mr. Jones do you remember that you met me one .day two years ago and asked for the loan of $10?" "Two years ago—$10—asked for a loan? Let's see. No, I do not remember, but I do not wish to dispute your word." "Well, sir, vou asked for a loan." "And did I get it?" "Of course you did." "Is that so? Well, if I did, it was the only time in my life, and I ought to remember it Did you want to lend me ten more?" "No, sir! I want you to return that loan!" "Sorry—very sorry, but I can't do jt this month." "I want that money before Saturday or I'll take steps!" "Ah!" "I'll post you as the meanest man in Detroit!" "Honor bright?" "Yes, sir." "Say," said Jones, as he looked greatly relieved, "I wish you'd go ahead "and do that I've no commercial rating, no social standing, and am continually struggling in a naif-way position between being able to get credit and dodge old creditors. If you'll only post me I'll know just where I stand and what to look out for, and it'll save me working half an hour to get a peanut vender good-natured enough to trust me five cents' worth. Ah! Smith, I knew you'd do me a good turn if it ever came handy!"—Detroit Free Press.

Carlo and Nan.

Carlo, is a great, black, splendid dog. Nan is a little, white, naughty kitten —such a naughty, thievish kitten! "She must be put out of the way," san mamma. -'?I can't have her into thihgsso."

Very well," said papa "Pll send Peter up to see to it" "Oh no, no!" cried Trotty "please don't send Peter- to see to it" You see, Nun belongs to Trotty. "Yes," said mamma "the very next time she's caught stealing she'll have to be taken care of."

Trotty knew what that meant, and he began to cry. Carlo thumped his black tail hard upon the floor and growled a littJe. He didn't like to hear Trotty cry Maybe he didn't want Nan taken care of just in that way, either.

But the next time Nan was caught stealing, it was Carlo who caught her. Nan jumped up on the table and began to lap cream out of a bowl. Carlo growled and showed his teeth, f1

Nan jumped down again in a great hurr'":. Carlo took her in his mouth and sliix'ml.er, and dropped her beside the stoveS^Thqii he trotted out to his ken-. nel, fot)d prel Jf soon he came back with a hoft

little purring gr wl.

And

sr

at twenty, wild

At thirty. moKttcnr: At forty, vtse at fifty, rfoa Ai utr, good, or oenr.

nobody

has caught Nan in a

theft since tiat day, unless it i* Carlo: und Carlo never'll tell—so Trolly says. —1'oufh.i Companion. •«C*- -O*"

Hiw to &tart Small Sc:d3.

A correspondent of IluralNcw Yorker writes: "The t'ollowiug is the best method that I have ever tried for (Terminating sinnll and delu'.ito seeds. Fill a common flower-pot with the loam. By jarring.the pot, set the so'l moderately I' ":n. leaving the «urface finely pulverized. On this scatter the seeds *nd jai the pot again to settle them into the crevices of tae so !. Then place the pot. in shallow wcter in a wunii. sunny window or plant-house and at sufficient Nvat'.'i* i« kept in the nicer or iv.sin in which the pot re.^ts to

keep

the

surface of the soil in the pot sufficiently wot Any fancy pofe with saucer attached will answer equally well if the drainage hole is sufficiently low. Treated as here suggested, nearly, if not quite, all good seeds will grow, even those which hapjwn to remain in full view on the sunace of the soil. Tho plan is easily adopted, and necessitates no troublesome expedients to prevent the washing out of the seeds or the packing of tTie soil as when water is applied directly to the surface, as is usually done, and no glass need be placed on the top of the pot, for by capillarv attraction the surface of the soil will keep sufficiently wet if enough water is kept at the base of the pot. Seeds needing little moisture for germination should be treated accordingly. Only a little water should be applied to the base of the pot The above may prove instructive to a portion of your younger readers, if not also to some of tlie older ones. Indeed, I have never known any one but myself to employ the above method." -jiiu

Canvassing tin Returns.

Scene, the nursery Maudie and Hugh, five and seven years old respectively, rushing things round in regular baggage-smashers* style. The mother calls up: "Now, children, if you don't make less noise I shall come up to you." Hugh (complalningly)—"Tan't make less nyse. (Argumentatively) How tan L, when I'se a 'spress train. Maudie (contemplatively) 'I dew 'oo ten't (decisively) but if mamma turns up stairs she'll switch dat 'spress train. Hugh (defiantlv)—"No, she won't De *spres» train *11 make tracks."

The London Court Journal speaks of •the late William B. King, of Alabama, who wax elected President of the United States in 1852."

*ify *kv* wkiek hat bem covered with •early tores, hat become etas*, smooth and •oft. as a ladff's. My hands were covered with Uttie dry scabs, Thef have disappeared and rm better than I haoe been for twenty years, neimg Dr. Benmm's Skin Osre.—A.

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M. Noble, Salma, N. 0, July

Childhood, Manhood, and Hoary Ac* exclaim In unison, Behold tho Conqueror."

Lvrixg a brief visit to the ancient town of Warwick, R-1., recently, oar agent extended his trip to the southeastern extremity of the toon, to look about among the wonderful improvements wliicli hare been made in the appearance of Warwick Neck during a comparatively brief period, and while conversing on this subject with Col. Bsxjamix S. Hazard, the popular proprietor of the Warwick Neck Hotel, he learned that the greater part of the handsome summer residences had been erected inside of a dosen years and he also learned that Col. Hazard had been a great sufferer from a chronic disease of the kidneys and bladder over fifteen years, tho most painful form of it being a stoppage or retention of the urine, which was so very severe at times as to disable him for his aocuptoiucd work, and even confine bim to tho bod, when a surgeon's assistance would be reijui'.'ett to relieve him. He was being dootored a large part of the time, bnt could get no permanent relief. At times his sufferings were terrible from sharp, cutting pains Uir»iu..:h tho kidneys and bladder and he had uttered so long and so severely that lis had become discouraged of getting well again, especially as the doctor stat«d that it was doubtful if a man of his age, with such a complicated disease of loug standing, could be cured. But last summer, when he was suilcriug Intensely from one of these attacks, a gentleman who was boarding at his hotel, nr£cd nnd persuaded him to try a bottle of Hunt's Kcmedy, ns he had known of some wonderful cures effected by it-

Mr. llaaird says he lniu 110 faith in it, but c" ^on(ei reluc*antly to try it and after it only two days, the intense pains

u.l ho.Iicp

had disappeared, and he com-

one« 1 to gain strength rapidly, and in less wfii was iittending to his accustomed -v.., \u-i has never had a return of the pains. is over seventy years of age, and th of Nov., 1882, when our agent -it Ithoii^h it Wiis a very cold and •f lay, he was in tho field with his

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j- ,i.-t .- a man t3 you could wish for, »1 -t \ugust ho»\vas unable to. stand *». 4«c the work then going on in this

a' nH:ily had ^iven him health and £"ii v. aln, and lie recommends'it to his a.id friends, several of whom are •.. inking it, its he considers it a most exineilicitio for all diseases o' kidneys bladder.

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Nan with, a

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"There," said he, "eat that nnd don't steal any more cream. If you do" At least that is what mamma, who was watching, (old Trotty that Carlo said and-she had to tell the story more times than half-a-dozen.

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