Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 13, Number 41, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 7 April 1883 — Page 3

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THE MAIL

A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE.

GUEAHTKQS.

Boxing Is all the rage in New York City. Gamblers and thieves have invaded Jacksonville, Fla.

Leprosy is making frightful headway !n the Sandwich Islands. "Dudie" is what the girls now call their cane-hampered young men.

The finest upholstery laces are the Cluny, antique, and Louis XIV. A Londoner has sued for a divorce, alleging that his wife is left-handed.

D'Oyley says he has half engaged Matthew Arnold for a lecture tour of this country next autumn.

The first woman graduated at Alban college of pharmacy is Mrs. Sarah

Stmonet, of Lewis county, New Yori A Potosi lady opened a pin-cushion that has been in use for twenty years. She took from it 647 needles.

A ^western Congressman is said to have presented his wife with $2,000 to stay away from Washington during the winter.

The reigning beauty of Ireland is a Belfast mill girl. Crowds surround the mill to see her as she takes her departure.

It is now denied that the American, Miss Chamberlin, is the reigning beauty at Canues. Her throne is disputed by nother American, Miss Crabbe, the daughter of an actress.

A Sunday school scholar in Portsmouth, N. H.. frankly gave as an explanation of his absence two Sundays ago that he had to stay at home to help his father sell beer.

California has brought suit against the Central Pacific Railway Company to recover nearly $2,000,000 and interest. This suit has been brought upon instructions by the Legislature of California.

Near Ringgold, Ga., a few days since, some boys proposed to have some fun by hiding one of their number under a wagon body by turning it over him up aide down. By accident the edge of one side of the body fell on the boys neck, causing a most horrible death.

The sale of beer in Berlin is regulated by law, and each glass has a mark upon the side showing the height below which there must bo no froth, and your average German is very particular to see that the top of the beer and the bottom of the foam meet at thnt line.

A Utica lady, over 90 years of ago, was attacked with fever about a year ago, and all of her hair came out. Since she has recovered from her illness her hair has come in gray and fine, and so thick that a comb cannot be passed tlirough it.

The English are getting lots of our splendid sheep and handsome girls in theso days, and in return aro giving us a few Sergeant Ballantines and whole rafts of detectives hunting for stray Irishmen. A fair exchange is no robbery, but this seems to be a sort of unfair exchange.

In common with tambourines, guitars and spinnets, ancient harps are being carefully unearthed in the auction rooms and brought home to decorate the much-crowded modern interior. Men who can manufacture harps a hundred years old aro making a good thing of it-

The widow of Alexander H. Tilton, of Tilton, Mass.. was of a practical turn of mind. She died recently, and when her will was opened it was found that she had left a legacy for the purchase of a lire engine for the village, and foi the completion of the steeple of the Episcopal church.

A Georgia .Judge has abolished the practice of kissing tho Bible when taking an oath. He says it is a merely meaningless form which takes up time to no purpose, and that the oath is iust as binding "either with or without laying hands on the holy evangelists ot Almighty God" as with it

There an1 80.IKK) negroes in the Indian Territory, former slaves of the Indians, and their children, who an? denied all civil rights. They are not allowed to voto, have no standing in court, eithei no other blessedness.

And there is work for all. Seek it. Fit vourself for the hall and you will surely be put in. Let me implore every girl who reads this to deeiue at once not to spread herself thin over a variety of accomplishments and enthusiasms, but find her bent and stick to it

Lseo no tiling absurd in sending carloads of young women to the far West

A large fortune is no secure foundaI tion. I knotTof a lady now obliged to work hard for her daily bread, who, five years ago. had an income of one hundred thousand dollars. Our colleges for women are teaching women how to take care of themselves, and the graduates are eagerly sought for. New paths are opening everv day, and woI men are better paid. The few who can do anything really well, are nearly I killed bv the pressure upon them, which shows there is plenty of room for mote.

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'"h *&¥ 4 Fashion Notes, **. Joule cloth is a rival of cheviots and

New half-fitting wraps are cut with Japanese sleeves. Valenciennes lace is returning to favor for evening wear.

Feathers are still used on round hats in great profusion, and many milliners protest against using flowers for them still many of the imported hats have both flowers and feathers. silk is now as

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lar as ever. Many newly impo tumes are made entirely of it, others are garnished with jet applique bands and ornaments in new ana beautiful designs but the majority of them are half broche velvet of satin broche. The most fashionable kind of corded silk is the "Victoria" brand—as soft and pliable as merveilleux, but nearly as thick as Irish poplin—this silk, trimmed with broche and iet, makes an ideal costume for middle-aged ladies, and looks well on all. The newest silks in colors are solid, small-patterned brocades in dark shades with a border of brocaded flowers, in their natural hues, running up one side of the material. A black pattern in this style has a border of marigolds and poppies, and a dark seal brown is bordered with pale pink and deep crimson roses. Worth is making up these silks a great deal for dinner and reception dresses.—New York Evening Post.

The wraps for early spring weather, says Harper's Bazar, are made of the Ottoman repped cloth of light quality, the familiar Jersey cloth worn during the winter, and plaid cloths of dull, dark colors. For still heavier jackets a few beaver and tricote cloths are used. The colors most shown are green, tan, brown, black and blue, and these colors, with very dark red and orange shades are combined in the plaids. The trimmings are braid, passementerie,cord and tassels, heavy guipure velvet accessories. some narrow and sleek chenille fringes, buckles of steel, jet or shell, metal buttons, and long-looped bows of velvet ribbon or of satin ribbon. Long cloaks are shown for the first spring days when sealskins or fur-lined cloaks are laid aside but the tendency for dressy garments, and for those worn later in the season is towards shorter matels, visites and jackets.

Further importations of millinery show pokes of medium size for carriage and country use, with rather small bonnets for full dress and for general wear in city streets. The fisn-wifo poke pinched into a point above the forehead is very largely imported for ladies. This shape is said to be the popular one with Pansiennes at present, but it failed to find favor here this winter except for children, misses, and very young ladies. It is now made more becoming by full frills of lace that are on the brim both inside and outside, and may be better liked as a summer bonnet. Gold lace, black lace, and the new cashmere laces, as well as those of leather color, are fully gathered or pleated around the brims of many bonnets. With the substantial black English straw bonnets velvet is much used for a trimming and it is the whim of the season t* use yellow in nearly all black bonnets, cither in gold cords, gold lace, tinsel pompons,or an aigrette, or else in bright yellow flowers—dandelions, marigolds, button dairies, chrysanthemums, marguerites, golden-rod, and Marshall Neil roses..

as teachers, nurses, cooks and dress- pleasant weather on the Atlantic Coast, makers. Mrs. Caroline Chisholnt did a grand work with her Female (Colonization Society, comfortably settling eleven thousand dew!ate ones. Miss Faithful beI lieves in this way of settling the question. Send the surplus where they will I be appreciated.

I hope you will not all choose to teach or to write poetry, but I beg you to do something.

Occupation brings cheerfulness, Oo cupation and cheerfulness bring health. With this triple armor one can fight their way with courage and success. And when the whirligig of Time brings back a natural state of things, and men and women are more equal in numbers, the "Superfluous Woman" will be rare, if not extinct.-—Kate Sanborn, in Demprest'i Monthly for ApriL

jBirDon't w«ar dingy or faded thing* hen the ten-cent Diamond Dye will are

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make them good as new. perfect and cost bat 10 eta.

granger whose name is Bob Shield, Was mowing the grass in his field, By a snake he was bitten, And he had lust written, St. Jacobs Oil had the bite healed." A

lame Chinaman on the Pacific, Of pains and aches was prolific He limped all around, Until he had found St, Jacobs Oil, the great specific/

False Weather Prophets.

Surely the press and public should not allow themselves to be fooled by humbugs like Wiggins and Vennor.— Their predictions nave turned out to be worthless, as might have been known, as they had no facilities for making weather forecasts at all comparable with the weather bureau at Washington. The latter has signal stations all over the country, they can tell where a storm is raging, and generally, can predict its course, thus anticipating local conditions of weather. But Wiggins and Vennor have no such machinery attheir command, and yet their absurd forecasts are published by the press far and wide. The manner in which they deceive the public is very simple. Storms are .constantly raging over different parts of the earthsurface. It has neen found for instance that in the February of every year there is an average of nineteen storms or more. It is quite safe, therefore, to predict that on a certain day a "blizzard,or some unusual weather disturbance, will take place.— If, at the appointed time it should be

there is prettv' sure to be a temtMwt of rain and wind in the Mississippi Valley or west of the Rocky Mountains. Then these "bogus" weather prophets claim that the forecasts were verinetk Wiggins it will 6e remembered, predicted a phenomenal disturbance on tne ninth of February, and later on the eleventh of March, but, as if to discredit him and his kind, the weather was exceptionally and unusually tine nearly all over the continent. His excuse*was that he meant that there wonld be a storm raging on the Pacific, instead of here in the East Let us hear no more of these humbugs.—Demoresi's Monthly.

The number of suicides in the German army has of late been increasing at an alarming rate. In 1879 there were 195, in 1880 the number rose to 350, and in 1881 to 969. During the two yean last named the total number was divided among the different ranks as follows: Eighteen Sergeant Majors, 40 Sergeants. 6® Corporals, and 856 privates. The majority of the eases Ol suicide occurred in the Eleventh Axwj Corps (Hesse-X a&sau^,

IF TOV ARE RUINED

in health from any cense, especially from the use of any of the tboaseiM nostrums that promise so largely, with long fictitious testimonials, have no fear. Resort to Hop Bitters at once, and in a abort time jam will have the most robust and blooming health.

TERRE HATJTE SATURDAY EVENING MAIL.

WIT AND HUMOR.

A Boston girl describes astatue as a bust with two legs under it Atlanta has a female barber whose sign reads:

Man wants but tittle hair below, Nor wants that little long. The type tighter: the proof reader.— Hartford Daily Times. If yours does he's a jewel. Raise his salary and chain him up nights. "My little Lily, which do you love best, mamma or this big bag of candy?" "I love best mamma, who gives me the big bag of candy.'

The Reno (Nev.) Gazette says there is in its office a pet crow that cnews tobacco. A case of quid pro crow, as it were.—Life.

Now that we are all familiar with the new "crushed strawberry red," will some genius give us the "mashed blueberry Dlue?" "When a man lies," remarks an exchange, "the devil laughs." When a woman lies the devil nasn't time to laugh. He's too busy putting up some other woman to catch her in it

A young lady applying for a situation as a teacher in Spencer County, Kentucky, in reply to a question, said: "I ain't much of a arithineticker, but am an elegant grammarest."

Miss Marian, of Germany, is it years old, 8 feet 2 inches high, and weighs 280 pounds. What a mother-in-law that girl will make when she gains experience.

Here is a terrible innovation. Girls in an Iowa college are taught to cook! If this goes on the time wilfcome when a marriageable woman will actually know how to keep house. "Are you married, my dear?1' asked an old gentleman of a pretty girl with whom he chanced to be sitting in a railroad carriage. "No," said she but I'v* sued a fellow for a breach of promise.

The reason why woman cannot succeed as well as men in the walks of life is because when she is on the walks one hand is unually employed in holding up the dress.

A young man in love has as much patience as a cat, and that's saying a good deal when we remember that a cat will set upon the back-yard fence and sing "Mariar" for six weeks at a time when he feels lonely. "I never go to a temperance hotel," once said Artemas Ward, "they sell such poor liquor there." The Boston Olobe thinks that Artemas was from Maine, and knew what he was talking about. "Gentleman, a toast. Fill your glasses. May the rich sparkle of the wine, the delicate flavor—" "Be continued in our necks," suggested one ol the guests, and tho toast was imbibed slowly. "Can any of you children tell me why Adam fell?" said Mr. Dusenbury, as he was addressing the children in the Sunday school. "Banana peel!" yelled little Willie Jobbs as he slid quickly out of the back door.'

The skeleton of an enormous animal has been found in Wyoming territory. The jaw measures eleven feet in length.^ The original occupant of the bones was probably a sort of zoological congressman.

Brethren, lend us your ears. Mrs. Lillie Devereaux Blake says that some of the men in this State are "no bettei than cornstalks." If this be true, Mrs. B., then—

Woman is the sinuous pumpkin vine That round the feet of men Itself doth twine.

When a Leadville man fell in love with a woman and swore he would kill himself unless she married him, the gentle creature bought a pistol for him, He carried out the promise and shot himself. A Leadville woman will do anything for a man who loves her. "Is Miss Blank at home?" asked a faultlessly attired bore of a new girl. The girl took from her pocket a photograph, carefully scanned it, and, after another look at the features of the visitor, answered, "No, sor she has gone to Europe." He left "Yes," says Mrs. Parvenu, whose husband used to shovel gravel in California—"yes, our house is furnished in the very latest Aunt Teck style from top to bottom. You know my husband keeps up with the times, if it takes a leg.

A North Carolina woman, fifty-three years old, has bought a pair of spectacles and is going to school to learn to read. And a man ninety-seven years old, at Charleston, S. C., has joined the church. Who says the South isn't improving? "I can njjver express my love for yon," he said in a burst of emotion as his arm tightened about her waist., and she helped him out of the difficulty in a breath of girlish intuition by suggesting that he could "send it all by mail for 8 cents."

A religious reporter relates this: "My brethren," saia a clergyman, lately, "I will now pass," and before he could proceed a sleepy hearer in the front pew suddenly started into life and cried out "Then make it spades and play it alone."

There is a lady in Norwich, Conn., 72 years old. who has just begun to take lessons on the piano. It is impossible to disguise one's admiration of a woman who displays such resources at of life. SI her time he thinks that the neighborhood is becoming too thickly settled.

On a West India schooner which came into New York harbor the other day there was a negro acting in the most absurd manner, and apparently suffering from convulsions. "All well on board? asked the quarantine officer. "All trot this confounded stowaway," was the reply "he's swallowed most of my cargo." "What is your cargo?" "Sugar and Jamaica rum." said the skipper.

The Chinese pay their bills yearly, instead of weekly, as is generally tne custom in tills country, among those who* pay them at all. When a bill is presented, and one Is a little short, it must be nice to say: "Ah. yes I have been a little disappointed to-day just step in the next year when you are passing." We like the Chinese system.

The Western men don't like the way in which the wild dudes are cooked at Washington dinners. "OutWest," they

say, "we cook all ducks until they are dry here they are bloody." The Washington idea is older than any fashionable custom in thi» respect It is derived from Virginia, where the good old recipe was: "Just drag the aucks through the kitchen."

Col. Pat Don an says that near Fargo there is an interesting widow, owning ene of the richest farms in that region, who, as soon as she recovers from the beating given her by her late husband with a sled-stake, will be one of the prizes in the matrimonial market Peter Dakestrom, her husband, hanged himself prematurely under they impression that he had killed her, and it spirits can kick, Peter's condition may be imagined this morning.

A man traveling on a Dakota rail-

ly if he might take part ol it "beat's engaged," she replied, pertly. "Got some apples in my gripsack!" observed the mpn, scratching his chin, meditatively. "Seat's engaged," repeated the girl, spreading her skirts out "Got some nice cakes and candies," mused the applicant, appearing to pay no attention to her. "I tell you the seat's engaged," she answered with a sniff ol disdain. "Nuts and raisins, fresh sandwiches, pie, all in the same gripsack," and the man looked at her sideways. "Don't make any difference, seat's engaged," and she turned to the window as though she was tired of the subject "And a flask of the best cherry wine that ever trickled down a woman's gullet," continued the stranger. ••How did you know I was only tooling about the seat being engaged?" murmured the Dakota girl, her face breaking into a wreath ol smiles. "It takes a man to find out when a woman is having her little joke." And nobody on the train had a better time than the man the rest ol the trip.—Drake's Travelers Magazine.

Prevention of Olinkers in Stoves. A correspondent of a Canadian journal writes: Once in a while I see in the papers directions for removing clinkers from the linings of stoves and furnaces. Prevention being better than cure, I purpose to show now they can be prevented. Three years ago I put a new lining in a No. 9 heater, and no one would imagine, from examining it today, that it had been used more than a week. With a piece of iron about half an inch wide, bent to reach the whole lining, I scrape the surface of the lining shake down lightly, and then put on coal. Kindlings will be required if the fire has been left to get too low, but it is better to do this earlier, as it keeps a steadier fire, and takes no more coal. I think 1 can explain it on correct principles. When the fire is the hottest there are no ashes but as the heat has decreased the ashes have formed and settled down against the lining, and shaking does not wholly remove them. If more coal is added the heat is sufficient to fuse the ashes on to the lining, and there they stay. Each time this is repeated more ashes adhere, and it does not take long to spoil a lining. I scrape these ashes off thoroughly the first thing, and none adhere, ana itseems the lining will never wear out There is another thing to be noticed. If one stirs a coal tire at the top, in the center, the fire generally goes out, because the cold air goes up through the center but by scraping around the outside of the lire, and leaving the center undisturbed, tho air going up aronod the fire slightly cools off the lining, and the coal in the center retains its heat sufficient to burn up again quickly without kindling, if the replenishing has not been too long delayed. The grate must be let down often enough to prevent the accumulation of dinners in the bottom. Once or twice a week I let down my grate, replace it, and put in some wood, then some of the live coals on the top, when it burns up immediately. I then put on a hodfui of coal and close the stove, and have a fire at once without the heat having gone down, and so keep a good fire all winter. This can be depended on that scraping the ashes from the lining before replenishing a fire—every time—will effectually prevent clinkers from adhering. 7'

The Only Time.

"Were you ever broken up in taking great risks?" was asked of the man who claimed to have had $850,000 in pork at one time. "Yes. once, and only once," he answered, "and that, too, was only a $25, 000 risk." "Is that soP Give us the particulars." "Well, it was along about the time the war broke out My mother-in-law lived up in Albany at tfiat time, and I had $25,000 insurance on her life. One day, about four o'clock in the afternoon, I got a dispatch from my wife reading:" 'She can't live over an hour.1 Gentlemen, from that hour until midnight I suffered as I never expect to again." "Afraid she would die. eh?" "No, sir I was afraid she wouldn't and I wanted that money to nut into army beef."—Wall Street Daity News,

"•A Russian" in the New York Sun: "Do they torture political criminals in Russia? Prince Rrapotkine says some of the regicides were submitted to torture by electricity, and all St. Petersburg ssvs the same thing. It is also

C•akozoff,

eralfy known in St Petersburg that the first would-be-regicide, was prevented from sleeping for several days till, in his unconscious state, he revealed his name. It is known, also, that prisoners are sometimes dosed with poisonous drugs, and, while under their in a re secrets.

induced to reveal their

EXPENSIVE ARRANGEMENTS Have been completed by which we are enabled to supply the Compound Oxygen for home use to any extent, and to all puts of the country, giving at the some time the right of free consultation by tetter during the ti$ne a patient may be using the Treatment, Evety case submitted to us will b* carefully considered. Oar Treatise on Compound Oxygen, its nature, action and lesults, with reports of easss and fall information, tent free. Dae. &TABnrr A Paudt. 1106 and 1111 Giard Stmt, Philadelphia, Pa.

AUBTIN snnsoB.

NO SMOKING ALLOWED.

An Austin street car driver is very much annoyed by gentlemen smoking in the car, which is contrary to regulations. Yesterday, there were several gentlemen smoking- in the car, and losing his patience, the driver stuck his head into the car, and bawled out: "If you want to smoke in there, throw away your cigars, and go somewhere else."

ROBERT, THE DEVIL. flXf A

Said a lady, who wanted to go to the theater, to her husband who was reading a newspaper: "There is a new opera company coming to Austin, and they are going to give Robert- the Devil." "What are they going to give Robert the Devil for—what's ne been doing?" asked the husband, who is not well up in opera'music.

MARK OF IDENTIFICATION. "Have you anything extraordinary on your person by which you could be identified?" asked an Austin doctor, who was examining Bill Colbert for a life insurance policy.

Colbert thought for a good while before he answered. At last he replied that he had the required peculiarity. "What mark is it?" "Fearful cramps when I eat green corn."

A COLORED LOVE LETTER.

Miss Matilda Snowball, having closed the door, approached the lady of the house in a most mysterious manner, and asked as a favor that her employer write a letter to Sam Johnsing. "What do you want me to write?" "Write him dat I was at de corner at de appointed hour, and dat he didn't come. "Well, I've got that down." "Den add to dat ar: I consoles myself wid de fond hope you was kep away by sickness. Your only true IUD, Matildy Snowball." ..

AN INSULT TO THE PROFESSION.

There is an angry doctor in Austin just now. He has been fatting up a hog for some time. Day before yesterday he sent for a butcher ahd had the animal dressed. When the doctor asked the butcher how much he charged, the latter replied: "Never mind about that We professional gentlemen ought not to charge each other anything. You didn't charge me anything for treating my wifos mother who died last fall.' .TAMPERING WITH A LEGISLATOR. "You look pale." "Well, I feel pale. I am as nervous as a cat." "What's the matterP" "I dreamed last night that I paid my landlady, and I am worried to death to know where I got the money from. I am afraid some member of the lobby has been tampering with me in my sleep." lucre are several legislators in Austin liable to the suspicion of haying been tampered with in their sleep.

EXPERIENCE TEACHES.

Colonel Arthur Peter read ""an' advertisement in a paper to the effect that, by mailing five dollars to a Northern firm, he could secure a double-barreled shotgun. He sent on the money aiid received the gun. He went out into the suburbs of Austin to try the gun. When Mr. Peter returned to consciousness, his head was bandaged up, and he was surrounded by doctors and his disconsolate family. The first words he uttered were: "If I live to be a thousand years old, I'll never fire off that gun again."

As the biggest piece of the gun that has thus far been discovered is only about two inches long, and was excavated with difficulty from under his collar bone, the prospect of Peter keeping his word never to fire off that gun again is verygood.—Texas Siftings.

A Kentucky Gentleman.

A gentleman is a mysterious being down in Kentucky. I vo often heard Kentuckians say, "By Gad, sah, I'm a gen'leman!" but I never knew what it meant till to-day. The clerk of the Kentucky hotel met the passengers at the cars. He was soliciting customers for the hotel. He was a ponderous man, and a handsome man, too, as are all Kentuckians. He did not shout rudely, as do Northern porters: "Burnett House! Carriage!!"

"Palmer House! Free 'bus!!" He simply walked up as if you were the guest of the city, and remarked: "Sah, I should be glad to show you to a hotel, sah, the finest in the city—the Palace, sah! I'm a gen'leman, sah, and I will treat you right"

I hesitated a little about handing my portmanteau to a seedy-looking menial to carry, when the landlord said: "Let him carry it, sah. He's a gen'lemaa. He'll take good care of it, sah. Perfectly safe, sah." "Yes,1' remarked the landlord, as we walked up the hill, "that man carrying your bag, is a gen'leman, sah. Why, say, be was once worth $200,000 bad seventy niggers and 700 acres of the best blue-grass land in Kentucky." "What became of it, sir?" I asked. "Drank it all up, sah. Fast horses, and fast women, and whisky got away with it all, sah. And poker had a heap to do with it, too. That man lost $4,000 and a 2:20 horse in one night O, sah, he's got gen'lemanlv instincts, he has, sure's yer bo'ne. tie's poor, and ragged, and dirty, and bloated with whisky, and all falling to pieces like—a perfect wreck, but he's a gen'leman! He won't steal your carpet-bagV—Eli Perkins.

Speaking of industry in Alabama, the Mobile Register says: "Prosperity to the laborer means prosperity to the employer. In point of fact, our farmers are now nearly all day laborers. The bosses are few and far between, and the drones are nearly all dead."

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over Dr. King* New Discovery forOonumptfcxx. Their imloofced for recovery bjr the timely need of this great life String remedy mm them to go nearly wild in its pralae. It is guaranteed to portttvety core Severe GmKhs, Cofcta. Asthma, Hay Fever, Broochltta, ^oareeMM, bom of Voiee, orjwjr aftettooof tbeltmataad Lang*. Trtal Bottles IS seats at Cbok A Beil and Gu)tek A f'o, Drag Store. Large rtsefLM. (t)

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"THE Hindoo widow," chants the Boston Transcript, "is the only one that Cremates. The others remate." A lady afflicted with a genuine, welldenned, aud nauseating case of Catarrb, whether she is aingle or married, probably longs for cremation (of the disease, if not of her person). The sickeuing, revolting breath foul discbarges racking pains, and othncharacteristics of Catarrb, render lift' buiden. Ely's Cream Balm is a reliaLn fragrant, yet certain cure for all such cases. This balm is not a liquid or snuff, and is easily applied. My head ana throat ached so severely, from Catarrh." said Major Downs, Military Instructor, Mt. Pleasant Academy, Sing Sing, N. Y., "that I was obliged to give up everything and keep quiet. Ely's Cream Balm cured me." This exquisite preparation will cure any case of Catarrb.

We All Know

That water never runs up hill that kisses last better than they look, and are better after dark that it is better to be right than to be le't that those who take Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic never have dyspepsia, costiveness, bad breath, piles, pimples, ague aud malaria diseases, poor appetite, low spirits, headache or diseases of the Kidney or Bladder. Price 50 cents, of Gulick A Co. druggists. (1)

MR. S. DENNY, 992 West Wabash St. Indianapolis, says: "Brown's Iron Bitters instantly relieved a severe Headache, and entirely cured me."

"BVCHVPA1BA."

Quick, complete enre, all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. »1. Druggists.

bangliterti, Hlvci and Mothers* Dr. Marchisi's Catholicon, a Female Remedy—guaranteed to give satisfaction or money refunded. Will cure Female Diseases. All ovarian troubles, ir.fiammation and ulceration, falling and displacements or bearing down feeling, irregularites, barrenness, change of life, ieucorrhoea besides mnuy weaknesses springing from thoa__ bloating, spinal weakness, sleeplessness, palpitation of the heart,

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Druggists. Prices $1.00

and 11.50 per Bottle. Send to Dr. J. Marchisi, Utica, N. Y., for Pamphlet, free. For sale by Gulick A Co.

We All Believe

That it is along lane that has no turning that many a shaft at random sent, finds a mark the anchor little uiesnt that no remedy sold will cure coughs, colds, croup, whooping cough and all throat and lung troubles so quickly nor permanently as Dr. Bigelow's Positive cure that our druggists, Gulick A Co. are very generous to give trial bottles of this remedy free of charge. (1)

H. CAMPBELL, Logansport, says "Brown's Iron Bitters is all that is claimed for it it is the best tonic I ever used. ^RockCandy Con»h Curr.

Warranted to Cure or money refunded. Coughs, Colds, Hoaiseness, Throat and Lung troubles, (also good for children.) Rock Candy Cough Cure contains the healing properties of pure white Rock Candy with Extracts of Roots and Herbs. Only 25c. Large bottles $1.00 cheapest to by. For sale by Gulick A Col

Griggs' Glycerine Naive. The best on earth can truly be said of Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is a sure cure for cuts, bruises, scalds, burns, wounds, and all other sores. Will positively cure piles, tetter and all skin eruptions. Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded. Only 25 cents. For sale by Gulick A Co. (tf.)

Positive C'nre f«rFlt»».

To the people of this Country we would say we have been given the Agency of Dr. Marchisi's Italian Pile Ointment—warranted to Cure or money refunded—Internal, External, Blind, Bleeding or Itching Piles. Price 50c. a Box. For sale by Gulick A Co.

SKINNY MBIT.

•'WCIIB' Health Renewer" restores health and vigor, cares Dyspepsia Impotence, Sexual Debility. 11.

DARBYS

Prophylactic Fluid,

For

the Preventation and Treatment

Dlptherlu, Scarlet Fever, tfmall Fox, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Ac

The free use of the Fluid will do more to arrest and cure these diseases than any known preparation.

Darby8 Prophylactic Fluid, A safe guard against all pestilence, Infection Contagious and

Epidemics,

Also as a gargle fer the threat as a wash fsr the person aad ae a 4lelnreetant far the boose.

A certain r«mMr tfalit all taglan* dlscaies.

It neutralizes at once all noxious odors and and gases. Destroys the germs of diseases and septic (putrescent) flouting impreceptible In tne air or snch as have effected a lodgment la the throat or on the person.

Perfectly harmless, used internally and externally.

H. ZEILIN & CO,

Proprietors, Manufacturing Chemists, Phil Price 60 cts. per bottle. Pint bottle, 11.00.

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