Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 13, Number 35, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 3 March 1883 — Page 3
THE MAIL
A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE.
WIT AHD HUMOR.
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"God bless oar boarding-bouse never been worked in worsted. The way to treat a man of doubtful credit is to take no note of him.
The use of iron can not increase the running of a dog, but tin can. The only way to "win a heat" in cold weather is to drive your furnace
Fritz has named bis dog Non Sequi* tur, because he does not follow. The reason why there are no female collectors is that "woman's work is nerfer dun."
Why are a, d, the hottest letters in the alphabet? Because they're in the midst of Hades.
You have lovely teeth, EtheL" "Yes, George," she fondly lisped "they were a Christmas present from Aunt Grace."
A member of the school board said: "Well, children, you spell well and you reads well, but you hain't sot stilL"
A machine for pressing hojs has re cently been invented. America is the home of the hop-pressed.
The nan who travels under an alias may boast that he has made a name for himself.
Mahone wears no vest and no suspenders. This makes him a frequent readjuster.
If you want an example of thoroug non-partnership, take the members of brass band during the campaign. "What is sweeter than taffee?" asked Angeline of Augustus. "My sweet heart," he replied, and she believed him.
A Louisville policeman has been discovered walking his beat at night, and The Courier-Journal says he must be a somnambulist.
It has now come out that Oscar Wildo has a brother, but you can make up your mind it wasn't the brother who told.
Wben it gets so cold that a man's breath is congealed while talking, then this country can consistently claim to be "the land of freeze speech."
Mr. Younghusband, who has seven silver ladles among his wedding pres«nts, says he is in iavor of "silver service reform."
Says a correspondent, speaking of modern French furnishing, "I find innumerable instances of modern armchairs covered with two sorts of material." Isn't is about time that these flings at courtship were done with?
A lady engaged to bo married and 'getting sick of her bargain, applied to »friend to help her untie tne knot beforo it was too late. "Oh, certainly," she replied:—"it is very easy to untie it now, while it is only a beau knot" "Oh, yes," said the engineer, "I had a chance to become a hero by sticking to my post when the collision came, but when I reflected that my name would be spoiled live hundred different ways in the newspapers, I changed my mind and jumped." "You write a beautiful hand. I wish that I had such a hand," said Mr.
Flasher to a lady clerk at tho hotel. "Am I to consider this as a proposal?" asked the bright young lady. "Well, —er—yes—if my wife is willing to let me off," replied the accomplished Flasher.
A lecturer was onoe in a dilemma which ho will probably never forget Whilo talking about art he ventured tho assertion: "Art can never improve nature," And at that moment someone in the audionce o»ied out in a gruff voice: "Can't, eh? Well, how would jrou look without your wig?" •Do you want to hire an editor?" inquired a dapple-face young man with a prominent nose, who "had just kicked a strong oak button off from the door, and walked in on us with the gall of a *uap-peddler. "No, not to-day we are quite sober, thank you." was the gracious reply. "Don't Well, can I •hovel in that pile of coal down on the sidewalk, and whattle yer give?"—CMcago Check
A young gentleman (it is his first visit) has broken tho ice at last by inthe name of his adorable's little sister to which the child replied: "Ethel." "And why. Ethel, do you keep
Sitting mo on the arm?" '"Becauso jotitia says you're such an awful muff" -awful pause, during which the child strokes him down—"but you don't feel ke one, you know."
Augustus was told of an extravagant toman knight who had wasted all his property. When his goods were all sold at auction Augustus commissioned person to bid for his pillow. Being tsked why he wished to have this artile of furniture in particular he replied, ^uch a pillow must bo very desirable upon which a man so deep in debt could sleep so soundly."
Said the father of the bank cashier: 'My boy caught stealing! My boy detected in dishonesty! He. the Kght of my life, on whoso education I have s^enttb much care. He has disgraced 'us family. We are ruined! And that
»ny son should have done this! Why, old as I am, I'll bet I'd a worked it so thev'd never have found me out! Too •bad Too bad!" And. overcome by emotion, the aged man wept. 'I wish I was the trapper and was tied to the stake, going to be burned alive by the Indians," said little Johnny Fissletbp. who w» reading a dime novel on the sofa. "Why do you wish "o be in such a horrible predicament?" asked his mother. Because, in the last chapter, the trapper scalps Jeewhilikins Jim, the Jumping Jackass of Juniper Jungle, and his Indian allies, and carries White Fawn, the lovely maiden, oft to his mountain fastness." "I think there is too much fastness* anyhow, about the boys of Austin," remarked the mother, thoughtfully.—Texas Sift'ng*-
Bubb Doddington was very lethargic. Falling asleep one day after dinner with Sir Richard Temple and Lord Cobham, the iatt«c reproached Doddington with
drowsiness. Doddington denied having been asleep, and to prove be bad not, offered to repeat all Lord Coblyun had been saying. Cobham challenged him to do so. Doddington repeatec story, and Lord Cobham owned he had been telling it "Well," said Doddington, "and yet I did not hear a word of it but I went to sleep because I knew that about this time of day you would tell that story."
A customer, with wrath in his tones and fire in his eve, entered a ready-made clothing-establishment in this city the other day. Throwing down the bundle he had bought the day before, he exclaimed, "Here, take back this suit, and give me my money. You swore it was all wool, when it is half cotton. "Well, I declare! Now, this is surprising. I guess the wool that cloth was made from came from a sheep raised in the South that had been allowed to run through the cotton-fields. That's the only way we could possibly get any cot. ton in the clothingwe sell here. —PhiU adelphia Chronicle-Herald.
The agent of a minstrel-show who was traveling over the Pan-Handle Boute the other day happened to take a seat opposite a Boston drummer. Each wore a pin with six diamonds in it and displayed two watch-chains. The coincidence happened to strike a solid, oldfashioned farmer as rather curious, and hitching along up to the pair, he asked: ••Gentlemen, will you give me honest answers to a question or two?" They said they would and he continued: "What time is it by your four watches?" The agent replied that he only had one watch, and that didn't tick while the other confessed that he had none at all. "One more question: Did you buy your diamond pins at the dollar store?" The two men lqpked at ^ach other in a troubled way, and then informed the blunt questioner that he had reached the limit. "O, well, I didn't intend to be sassy," he remarked as he fell back. "I'msparking a widder up in Wood County, and I was thinking that if could buckle on a dollar diamond and harness two watch-chains around me, she'll either kick or cave insido of a week. Wall Street News.
What is A Creole.
Even in Louisiana the question would be variously answered. The title did not, here, first belong to the descendants of Spanish, but of French settlers. But such a meaning implied a certain excellence of origin, and so came early to include any native, of French or Spanish descent by either parent, whose non-alliance with the slave race entitled him to social rank. Later, the term was adopted by—not conceded to—the natives of mixed blood, and is still so used among themselves. At length the spirit of commerce saw the money value of so honored a title, and broadened its meaning to take in any creature orthing of variety of manufacture peculiar to Louisiana that might become an object of sale, as Creole ponies, chickens, cows, shoes, eggs, wagons, baskets, cabbages, groes, etc. Yet the Creoles proper 11 not share their distinction with the worthy "Acadian." He is a Creole only by courtesy, and in the second person singular. Besides French and Spanish, there are even, for convenience of speech, colored" Creoles but there are no Italian or Sicilian, nor any English, Scotch, Irish, or "Yankee?' Creoles, unless of parentage married into, and themselves thoroughly proselyted in Creole society. Neither Spanish nor American dominition has taken from the Creoles their French vernacula. This, also, is part of their title and, in fine, there seems to be no more serviceable definition of the Creoles of Louisiana than this, that they are the French-speaking, native, ruling class.
There is no need to distinguish between the higher and humbler grades of those from whom they sprang. A few settlers only were persons of rank and station. Many were the children of the casket-girls, and many were of such stook as society pronounces less than nothing yet, in view of that state of society which the French revolution later overturned, any present overplus of honor may as well fall to the children of those who filled them during that bloody convulsion.
Heroism Not Obsolete.
Tales of heroism at sea never lose their charm for landsmen. The last one is found in the St. James's Gazette. A isenger on board the Orient line steamship Liguria, on her voyage from Simon's bay to Melbourne, gives, in a private letter, the following account of an act of bravery and devotion on the part of the officers and several of the crow of the ship: "While the sea was tremendously high a sailor fell overboard. There was no chance of his recovery. The ship was stopped as soon as possible, but after the first minute he was never seen again. Nevertheless in five minutes a boat was launched, without the orders of the captain, who cried when he beard it "There go ten more men.* It was an awful time while the boat was'out The officer in charge said that twice be gave up all hope of ever getting back again. After about an hour, during which we were turning, backing, and stopping, rolling fearfully all the time, we and the boat got near to each other again. Ultimately, she reached the side of the ship, and" amid the greatest excitement the men were hauled up one after the other with ropes, but the captain said he would have no lives lost in trying to save the boat, which was immediately smashed by a blow from the rudder."
Hie mystery of the age is no longer "Who killed Jennie Cramer?" It is, "Who is the man that followed Mrs. lanstrr to Boston.
Decided steps ought to be taken tot care a Geld or Cough at onoe. We should recommend Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup. This valuable medicine te lodorsed by the physicians and yoa can rely on its doing the work every time
Bseklesl Arm lea Mve. The (natM medtetae wonder of tike warii. Warranted to *p*edlly core Bonn Bratoes. Cuts, Clcera, Salt Rheum, Fever floras. Cam***, Pile*, ChllblaliMi, Corns,
ChapjW Hands, and all dun eruption*, guaranteed to core In every instance, or money refunded. oeats per box. For sale bpOoolt* Bell and GaUek* Ox (ttj
It was before such a mound that a fisherman stopped, dumb with astonishment, one spring morning many years ago. About thirty feet above him, hau-way up the face of the mound, appeared the* section of a great ice-lay-er, from which the water was flowing in numberless streams while protruding from it, and partly hanging over, was an animal of such huge proportions that the simple fisherman could hardly believe his eyes. Two gigantic horns or tusks were visible, ana a great wooly body was faintly outlined in the blue, icy mass. In the fall, he related his story to his comrades up the river, and in tne spring, with a party of his fellow fishermen, he again visited the spot A year had worked wonders. The great mass had thawed out sufficiently to show its nature, and on closer inspection proved to be a well-preserved specimen of one of those gigantic extinct hairy elephants that roamed over the northern parts of Europe and America in the earlier ages of the world. The body was still too firmly attached and frozen to permit of removal. For four successive years the fishermen visited it until finally, in March, 1804, five years after its original discovery, it broke away from its icy bed and came thundering dowu upon the sands below. The discoverers first detached the tusks, that were nine feet six inches in length and together weighed 860 pounds. The hide, covered with wool and hair, was more than twenty men could lift. Part of this, with the tusks, were taken to Jakutusk and sold for 50 roubles, while the rest of the animal was left where it fell, and cut up at various times by the Jakoutes, who fed their dogs with its flesh. A strange feast this, truly—meat that had been frozen solid i:i tLe ice-house of nature perhaps 50,000 years, more or less but so well was it preserved, that, when the brain was afterward compared with that of a recently-killed animal, no difference in the tissues could be detected.
Two years after the animal had fallen from the clift, the news reached St. Petersburg, and the Museum of Natural History sent a scientist to secure the specimen and purchase it for the Emperor. He found the massive skeleton entire, with the exception of one fore leg. The tusks were repurchased at Jakutsk, and the great frame was taken to St. Petersburg and there mounted.
American Girls.
This is what a German paper says abont American girls: The noticeable characteristic of the American girl is fickleness, not only in love affairs, but in her studies. A young lady of culture is painter, sculptress, poetess, and musician. To be able to use the brush does not satisfy her. No she must imitate a certain style and it is the same with the other arts. She is in most cases ruled by fashion seldom by conviction. It sometimes happens that a young lady asks a painter or musician: "Can you teach me Rembrandt's or Liszt's touch in six months—and what will j'ou charge for it?" The little lady is so accustomed to having her own way that she considers such a thing quite possible.
Of medium height, extremely delicate and graceful, most too fragile to suit us fine, small head, aristocratically posed almond-shaped eyes of deep blue, auburn hair, full-cut mouth, ana small feet, Jier exterior is the prototype of a lady and they are all alike, the millionairess of Fifth avenue and the downtown shop girl. In conversation her face sometimes grows roguish and freuently animated, but never expresses epth of feeling or passion. In ail cases and classes the American women excel the men in education, even if the greater part of their knowledge is acquired by reading papers, journals, and such books with which America is overrun, and which are read by the rich and poor with the same eagerness. Of the amount of printed paper a nation is capable of devouring one can judge best in America. The women are also more cultured than the men, because an American man is a through and through business man, and his highest aim is to earn sufficient money to keep his family nteelly. Nevertheless, in spite of all Tts drawbacks, to be born a free American citizen is a bit of fortune which many envy. Americans, on the whole, have an enormous respect for womea. That alone says a great deal and, further, the American girl is through and through knowing. She can seldom be fooled. If a couple love each other there ik nothing to prevent the marriage, even if serious hindrances arise, which the parties see will in the future cause unbappiness, because they know they can be easily separated.
A young St Louis physician, tired of waiting for patients who did not come, has put in operation a scheme by which he expects to realize a yearly income of not less than $3,000. His plan is to contract with families to render ipedical services for the year at the rate of $4 per member. Should no one require any attendance daring that time he receives nothing, but if he is called only once to any individual, the head of tne family becomes responsible for the full amount pledged to all. In a family of live the bill for the year is only 930. In some cases his services, at ordinary rates, would be valued at far more, oat on the average he expects to be the gainer. On being threatened by the medical society with expulsion for unprofessional conduct, be called the attention of that body to the esse of an old and prominent member of the society, who treats (he inmates of a public hospital atfunnuch a head, and requested fkatjm &£ looked after first.
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The iHscovery of die Mammoth. The banks of that great Northern Siberian river, the Lena, are quite peculiar. Those on the western side are generally low and marshy, while those on the eastern are often from sixty to 100 feet in height In the extreme north, this high elevation is cut into numerous pyramidal-shaped mounds, which are formed of layers of earth and ice—sometimes a clear stratum of the latter many feet in thickness.
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What Girls May Leant.
There are innumerable things in the course of both nice and narrow housekeeping not generally known, and not laia down in books, but which are handed down traditional: and if the young girl does not observe them in her "mother's house, she will not have them to bequeath when she leaves it for a house of her own. Perhaps they do not signify a great deal, but they do signify a certain amount of comfort, ana if no one thinks to call her that she may see them done, she does well to keep her own eyes open. Let her learn thus orally, and she will thank her teacher daily for years to come—learn that lamp-wicks soaked in vinegar and dried will not smoke afterward that there is nothing better to remove grease spots from carpets thai oxgall from the butcher's, used in water, and swelled as little as possible in the using that an ounce of alum will purify a whole hogshead of foul water that a furred teakettle may be cleansed by boiling in it a few spoonsful of ammonia ana that if yeast is bitter, it may be sweetened by thrusting into it a red-hot poker.— She may learn in school that wood ash makes hard water soft by means of its carbonate of potassa uniting with the sulphate of lime, and forming other substances, which fall to the bottom, and leave the water all right, and be glad of the knowledge in some situations where she can not buy washingsoda but she will not learn there, even though the principles be taught, that a steel pen heated in gas-light and dipped in cold water becomes as good as new, nor know anything about it unless she sees somebody do it And she may generalize from her books the fact that tf shot is used in cleansing wine-bottles, and is left by accident, tne acid of the wine acts on it poisonously but unless she sees her mother cover port and claret stains with salt, and wet them with sherry before washing with hot water, she will be- helpless when some awkward elbow turns her best white damask a ruinous red. Nor, when she is in a furious hurry to boil some preparation for dessert in her "bain marie," or in one kettle set in the hot water of another, and, fire up as she may, it will not boil, is she likely to know, unless she has 9een it done at home, that if the outside portion of the boiler be filled with brine, the inside will boil immediately, owing to the much higher temperature of boiling brine than of boiling water.
The "Don't-You-Know" Young Man. One of the most conspicuous objects in certain circles of society at the present time is the "don't-you-know" young man. He ranks along with the youth who carries his coat on his arm and smokes cigarettes on the back platform of street cars. If you meet him in the morning he greets you by remarking, "This is a fine day, don't you know. His last salutation at night is to the effect that he wishes you "a very goodevening, don't you know." ^He goes down street just before noon, and tells his broker to "buy me some Wabash, don't vou know. It matters not where fie'goes, his "dpn'^ ypu know" goes with him. He beams down upon his partner at the ball, and as he passes his arm around tho butterfly's waist remarks, "I'm very fond of waltzing don't you know." He bows graciously to a friend in tlfb pew behind him after service is over on Sunday, and thinks "the sermon was rather tedious, don't you know." When his fond parents conclude it .is about time he honors society and some millionaire's daughter by getting married, he broaches the matter to the girl in question by informing her that "I love you, don't you know."
Everybody knows him by his "don't you know," and those who are sensible of the ludicrous as well as the ridiculous, have his expression for a by-word and get lots of fun o,ut of him. But he is oblivious to it all. He deems his phrase very neat and fashionable, and would not drop it for the world, "don't you know." So he dons his pitched back gloves, twirls his* natty little cane, and starts out to see what is "going on down town, don't you know." He is one of the features of the time and must be recognized in any summary of the oddities of humanity. The "don't you know" young man must be heard to be appreciated, and he is sure to be appreciated, in one way or another. when he is heard. For he is a character, "don't you know.
That Horrible Small Brother. Tom B. has a young brother and a young lady sister, and Tom B. is a mighty hard one to keep up with. His sister nad a beau the other night and just as the conversation became interesting the little brother walked in. "Well," said his sister, "what do you want here?" "I want to whisper something to you," was the reply. "Tisn't polite to whisper in company speak nght out like a little man." "Bnt I don't like to." "Yes, but you must, so Mr. J. can see how bright you are. "All right, then. Brother Tom told me to ask you what was the date of your last bustle, for he can't find today's paper high nor low, and he left It in your room just before supper." "Tom left on the midnight train for a trip South, and his house is not exthe 1st of recover by
"OH HOW MY BACK ACHES!" How often we bear it said. Well may the victim complain, for the kidneys are saflfering: and whoa that is the case, there is always danger—great danger. Kidney diseases, if let ran, too often end fatally. There is however, a sore cure for them. Hants Remedy, is a medicine that does not fail to care kidney, bladder, liver, and urinary complaints. Even
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