Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 13, Number 9, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 26 August 1882 — Page 3

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A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE.

The Egyptian Artillery.

It is impossible to state with any de.•e of cortainty how the forts were •niHvl, but it is manifest that they were

Vinly defended by smooth-bore fftma jrowing solid spherieal shot. The 9~neft 12-ton muzzle-loaders which the "jrf-p'.inns are known to possess have my a velocity of 1,249 feet, and a pe negation of 8.7 inches at 1,000}-ards. The .nglisli muzzle loaders of the same iMriit and calibre hare, on the other nil. a velocity of 1,420 feet, and a penration of 10.2 inches, under the same idition while our new 9.2-inch B. L. 4 guns have a velocity of 1,868 feet, ud penetration of 18.6 inches at 1,000 ard*. Some of the forte, it is true, evierjt!y mounted rilled guns but, wheth-smooth-bored or rifled, they were of iorter range, and of considerable less nergy, than the guns employed against hem.

Although, as a matter of fact, the tiperb and the Invincible are said to ive been injured, and casualties are iiortcd on board the whole of the arm-,'-elads, with the single exception of le Monarch, which, being a turret ship ~oul! present a clear weather deck hen equipped for action, the comparaivo insignificance of the losses and inines demonstrates that the majority of

projectiles fell short, and that even hen they hit the mark there was no burst." On the other hand, in their ttack upon the forts the Inflexible and he Temeraire hal a double advantage, 'he importance of which it is impossible over-estimate. The immen.se range their turret and barbette guns enabled them to begin the action at the distance varying from .'5,000 to .',0)0 yards, while remaining themselves completely ou'side the radius of the hostile lire.— jondon Truth.

Clocks.

f' Clocks were a timely and striking invention, commonly used to prevent the liuu from getting ahead of its record, ,and to provide people with an opporriiity to wonder how far wrong they re.

The facial expression (like some men) invariably betrays the internal construction, and"any disturbance depicts itself very pluinly. A clock never travels on the siiuaref it always goes round, and, singular though it ruav seem, clocks aro generally trusted, anu yet they continually go on "tick."

They are also an exception to the rulo bf busv hands being out of mischief, for although no ono will dispute that the clock'.r hands aro busy, yet. they can vnise more troublo between a railroad train and a man than any thing else yet invented. Railroad clocks are always kept wrong, as this prevents the stationmaster from explaining the difference between the trains and the time.

Clocks rtro very selfish. If they don't good titu® *nny where they go, they go everywhere, they will cause

(ry

body near them to have a poor

?imo. too. Clocks aro well enough in their places, but just lot them get looso onco! When a clock begins to run down, and you aro afraid of losing time, iust turn the key on it to prevent its escape. This treatment usually winds up the movements of the clock for the time, fcnd that most effectually.

Some clocks are connected with a liolsc which Is to all appearances entirely innocent of any connection with tho ime of the clock. At least tho attempt

fto

regulate it by the time has been praeically abandoned as hopeless.

Paid a Bill.

A Pel roil lawyer took in a new bov he other thy. and as he had sufteml to pome e\lc it from the depredations «»f ie former one, he decided to try the ew la.1.'s hone-ty at once. He thereto re pin £]."»"in liiils tinder a weight -n hfc dek and walked out without a word. 1 liis rcttini. half an hour later, li:' bills were gone :unl .seventyiive I'ciits sil\or hail taki*n tlirir ydace, •'l»ov' when I stepped out to get a i-'Wt on l.ontion 1 lc!t $l. under this

c.J. !".

•Ami now I find only .seventy-live Merits!" •Yes. sir, but you sec you hadn beeti gone five minutes when a man came in with a bill against jeu of $H and 1 paid it, I guess the change is -correct." •Yon von paid a bill?" •Yes. sir then* it is, all receipted. The m:ui said it had slipped your mind for the in-t four years, and so--"

didn't

Narrow

get any further before he

was rushed for the airs, and he isn't In the law-business any more. Detroit j'fXC Pr.s.

ydaeob Miller was walking over tho restle of the Cincinnati Northern

(Jungv. in Peer Creek, tho oth

er dav. and when about half way ho saw a train backing toward him at a high rate of speed. Looking about ho »#aw he oouM not reach Kftluent 1'ip® strict IWotv being overtaken, and no vtM at a point on the trestle where a jump to the gn'und would result in certain death. Lying down lengthwise between the rails he trusted to the train passing over without touching him. It ttirncd'V.nt that one of the beams hanging lower

than

the others, struck him

und very badly wounded his extrotuiue*. tainyrricA .vr toast. fAn I ri*hman drinking tho health of fc ^bishop, gave this Uwt: "May your "Sreuceliv® to eat the old hen that erA^ or your grave.*' If anvthing ^"^jnake'thal t*at true, it is Hunt"*

Itonv who* one mission is to probes and to deliver from the power of ami mortal disease. And what terrible and fatal than kidney dl**W5* 1 What intense *utYrr|S

(xnnoctcxi

tb°

with urinary"

trouble* jjun|^ Remedy i* KJn|t» *'.Work* marrels in tW who are ati lJuw aliment*.

xufTerine llvt to eat

a',

,(VAl hen. when Hunt's

Ik renewed vlgyr and heaHh*

Pearl Fishing in the Indian 0ceS3. When cholera and its attendant quarantine forced us to abandon the trip to Baghdad, wo lost a chance of seeing the pearl fisheries of the Persian Gulf. Here again, in Cej'lon, we were fated to miss the same coveted sigjht. be location of the pearl banks is the bay of/' Condatchy, less then a hundred and fifty miles north of Colombo. Despite the magnitude of this interest, which is a state "monopoly, no town of any extent marks the favored vicinity, and tho surrounding landscape is parched, flat and inhospitable. Yet when it is announced, after an official inspection, that fishing will be pennitted during certain months, usually in the Spring, the lifeless place becomes all animation. A great fleet of boats gath* from the neighboring coasts, anu a multitude of natives come from the interior.

At a given signal, that all may fare equally well, the exciting work begins. Hundreds of divers, ready with their sinking stones, ropes and baskets, instantly plunge into the sea. In a moment they reappear, breathless from tho long immorsion, with their baskets full of the peculiar mollusks which bear the precious gems. Then another set descend into the depths, each craft having several, and so on till the boats are laden. The divers arc sometimes attacked by sharks and obliged to use their knives in defense.

When the oysters are landed a division is made. The boatmen receive either a third or a fourth as their share (I am in doubt which), while the government generously takes the remainder. Those belonging to the colony aro at once disposed of at auction, in lots of a thousand. Tho result of these sales is. of course, an assured revenue. Hut such is not the position of the buyer. His purchase is distinctly a speculation. There is no certainty that it will yield in pearls enough to exceed the amount of his outlay. He could bid for unclaimed express packages with equal hopo of profit. A hundred oysters may not contain a solitary pearl, and yet two or three might be found in one shell.

The mollusks are allowed to putrefy in the burning sun, and are then carefully

washed,

to extract the dainty jew

els "from the foul dross. During this odorous process the owner must be ever vigilant, or his workmen will relievo him of his choicest treasures. In truth, pearl fishing, like mining for diamonds and gold, is for all concerned a precarious occupation.

A Monkey Up a Tree.

A frolicsome monkey belonging to a colored seaman, considerably diverted crowds of people for about live hours by his antics in Independence square yesterday. At 9 o'clock in the morning the owner was carrying the mischievous little brute on his arm down South street, when ho was accosted by a friend. He released his hold on his companion, who, apparently inspired by the associations of the neighborhood, resolved to make an effort for freedom. He slipped his

master,

could bo caught had reached one of tho loftv trees in the square, which ho ran up like a squirrel. He jumped about among the leaves and brandies and grimaced with delight at his escape. While tho seaman's monkey was up, his spirits were down, for the animal was a great favorite. A crowd of men and boys collected, and to them tho disconsolate owner of the monkey offered a reward of $3 for his capture. The hazardous task of climbing the tree was undertaken by a young fellow, but when he got among the weak branches tho monkey leaped to another tree. This tree was climbed by another man with a like result. tho monkey skipped to a higher tree close by tho Sixth street pavement. Here he fount! a bird's nest, in which he ensconced himself, and rested for some hours. It was not till half past 2 o'clock that a teleo-aph repairer. furnished with climbers, app

ippear-

ed. He was up in the tree in quick time, and shooK the branches till tho runaway dropped to the pavement and waseaptuml. The reward was paid and the ow ner, captor, and captured went awav in company to take a drink.— Phiftuklphid Times.

He Would Lose in Pork.

An incident, related to illustrate the simple honesty of the natives of a sister state who are represented as being people whose promise may always bo relied ujM)ti, is as follows: "In the rural portion of tho state referred to there is a man who is an acknowledged leader in polities in his district, and among his followers is a fellow who has considerable influence with the bummer element. The first mentioned man has among other worldly goods quite a number of hogs, and tho other fellow used to shoot ono of the porkers whenever he wanted some meat, because it was easier to supply bacon this way than to hustle for it. The boss politician knew full well who it was that was killing his pigs, but, not wishing to lose the support of the fellow, he never prosecuted him. The thing got so monotonous. however, that something had to be done to stop tho slaughter so one day the boss said to the offender: 'Say, look here. I want you to quit shooting my pigs. I desire to allow them to grow to a proper sire before they are killed, and I want to kill them myself. If you will give me your word that you'11 not shoot any more of them, Fll agree to give you tive hundred pounds of pork a year. What do you sav? Is it a bargain?" 'All right,' replied the other: 'I give you my word that I'll not kill any more of "your swine on tho terms vou propose: but 'after a pause. 'Ini lose pork by It.' "—Cuurmnati EtHjuirtr.

Tho Atlanta (Ga.) cotton factorv, which has been purchased by a syndicate of Northern capitalists, is to have iu capacity doubled, aad will give em-

itand*.

ilovment to double tho number of The improvements will involve the expenditure of $150,000, when the factory will be equal to any in the South" and surpassed by but few in the country.

Sensible to the lost, uc dying cobbler fokM his hands and murmuredt *'lx's awl up! I'm pegging ootf*

WIT AHD HUMOR.

Almost anybody can run into debt but nearly* everybody has to crawl out of it.

A New Jersey woman claims to hare been knocked down and severely injured by a mosquito.

A wag suggested that a suitable opening for many choirs would be, "Lord, have mercy on us miserable singers." "So dark and yet so light." as the man said when he looked at his short ton of coal.

A countryman, on seeing the yacht Psvche, is allesred to have exclaimed: "P-s-y-c-h-e! Gosh! What awav to spell fish!"

Say, when a boy, standing on his head! looks at his feet, does ho look up or down? Take that to the Smithsonian institute and ponder over it*

A Florida alligator which was killed the other day had an empty two-quart jug in its stomach. Alligators never stop to measure their drinks.

A Boston widow advertises for a bedroom at least live feet square. She has become tired of having her feet out in the hall.

Chasing mosquitos around your room in your shirt and drawers with a wet towel for a raquet is good practice for lawn tennis.

During a thunder-storm out west a book-canvasser took shelter under a tree and was struck, on tho cheek by lightning. The doctors say the lightning can't live.

Edwin Booth has been guilty of a pun. He says no matter how many quarrels over petty jealousies actors may have, they always "make up" before going on the stage.

A hat flirtation is tho latest idiocy among the girls. There is no way that a man can wear a hat that doesn't mean something, and the only way you're safe is to go bareheaded.

They don't have rains out West. A cloud just saunters up and examines a town, and then collapses right over it. Nobody escapes but the newspaper reporters and the book agents. "Oh, tho patriots, the patriots!" exclaimed Oscar Wilde "let's shut down the window and shut off tho noise." He was in Atlanta and it was the glorious fourth.

Stationmaster to suspicious-looking lady (aged) who has just entered a compartment: "Areyou first class, madam?" Ao-ed lady: "Yes, thank you how are you, sir?"

Hard-Pan Logic—Physician: "And is that all you are going to give me, 20 marks for forty visits?" Miser: "I shvMi.i think that was enough. You must consider that if I hadn't been sick you wouldn't have had anything."

The bito of a mad boy has been proven to bo as poisonous as the bito of a mad dog, and yet mothers keep right on holding thorn up inx orners

their faces and

and before ho

Old crentleman (looking at a very bobtailed norse): "Bless me! how short they have cut his fail." Attendant: "His master is a member of tho Society for tho Protection of Animals, sir. in this fashiou ho will not annoy the poor flies."

An Attorney's Last Hope—A certain sharp attorney was said to be in bad ciivumstnnces. A friend of tho unfortunate lawyer met Jerrold, aud said: "Have yon heard about poor R——? His business is :oing to tho devil." Jerrold "That's all right, theu ho is sure io get it back agaiu." "I should think that, you would feel badlv about leaving this place," said a housemaid to the departing cook. "I don't I'm glad to go. I ain't sorry to leave any of you—except the dog. Poor old Tiger, he* always washed tho plates for me."

A father scolds his son for his numerous youthful errors: "Really, father, vou were once voting. Did you never frolic?" "Never," said the father with a melancholy sigh: "when I was young I had "no money, and when I became rich it was too late."

A man in Georgia lost a gold collarbutton two years ago, and recently tho missing jewelry was found in the fat of the digestive organs of a slaughtered cow. Ilow the oow got under the bureau in the bedroom, where a dutachod collar-button always rolls, is an inexplicable mystery.

Two friends, after dinner, over their cigars, discourse of life: "Growing old is a bore, old fellow one'? powers must fall off. you know." "Not a bit look at Tompkins, now." "Well?" "Why, at college he was awfully stupid, but he's past 50, and still he grows stupider every day."

Ava does not like the smell of tobacco. One day a neighbor came in, smoking. When he baa gone away again "Ava went into the kitchen with her small nose in the air: "Has Mr. been here?" she asked. "Yes," said Nora. "Humph!" said Ava. "I thought I heard a smell."

They tell of a man out west who was putting a blast in a well, and it went off prematurely and blew him out into an apple tree about fifty feet away. In a moment he recovered himself, and remarking, "The Lord knows better than I do, after all I guess it's almost time to go to pruning, took a large prun-ing-knifc from his pocket an work.

TERRE TT A T7TE SATURDAY EARNING MAIL.

wash

combr

down their bris

tles. Harnum was presented to tho princo of Wltlus tliC oUtov j»}-, l»ut Wy effort tho showman kept himself from askingthe prince what his mother would cliarco to come to America and rido JumSo.—Philadelphia News.

Proposing a remedy for mosauitoes, the Hanimonton Hornet says "Place a small piece of raw moat on a plate in your sleeping room, ami tho 'birds1 will litrkt on it and never lly away. Our "fords" would fly ajvay with the meat, plate and all.--t'«mfcn Post.

ter?" "Yes." said she, "we have" tliree or four, but they are all colored." Where ignorance is bliss, it is the height of absurdity to be intelligent.

Cheering.—Spinster Landlady—Then you and your mamma want tho same mom you had last year? Young Lady —Yes, Miss Spriggiags only it isn't mamma who is with roe. but my husband. I've got married since last year. S. L.—Lor, now, have you? I'm glad to hear it. Yet, after all, don't know why I should be glad you never did me any harm, poor dear!

A minister was traveling along a country road in Scotland one day in winter riding rather a long, lean horse, and ho himself dressed in rather an odd-looking cap and large camlet cloak, when a gentleman came along, riding a fine norse, which seared at the preacher and his horse. "Weil, sir," said the gentleman, "ye wud scare the vera deel, sir." "That's my business, sir," said tho preach?r. "Fath«r," he suddenly remarked, as he looked up into the paternal faoe, "you are awful good to ma." "Am 1? Well. I hope I treat her as a husband should a devoted wife." "And it's all over town how liberal you are to her." "How what do you mean?" "Why, I heard three or four men on tho car say that all you had in the world was in her name!" Yes—ahem—yes—you go to bed, sir and next time you hear people lying about me don't listen to what they say! —Wall Street Xcics.

A paterfamilies was helping his tonyear old son to master his Sunday-school lesson. That lesson happened to bo devoted to the parable of the Sower. In the course of his instruction the father asked his son the meaning of the word "tare," the son replied, "I don't kuow exactly, but mother can tell me all about it." Whyyourmother my son?" "Well, she must know, for a little while ago, when you didn't come home for two or three days, I askeil mother where you were and she said she guessed you were oa a tare!"

A Eing-Dova Bemance.

About three weeks ago one of my male ring-doves suddenly disappeared one cvenjng, leaving his mate alone with the burdens of two eggs laid only a few days before. The mode of his disappearance was altogether mysterious and has not yet been cleared up.— As he diil not appear next morning, I concluded that Ik had been seized by some of the neighboring cats which prowl about the house in the evening. Eleven days passed and no sign of him. Meanwhile the female remained faithful to her charge, leaving her eggs only a few moments twice a day. At first she called for her mate when the hour came at which she ought to be relieved but in a few days, comprehending, as it seemed, that she was a widow, she became silent and brooded alone over her eggs. To my surprise, however, on the morning of the twelfth day, a soldier of tho Alpini brought me tho missing male, saying that he had been found by another soldier in tho woods near tho quarters, that is fully a mile off. Tho Door little bird's tail looked rather ragged, and he seemed as if he must have been in captivity some where, but he recognized me at onco and came to mo without trouble. I carried him to the nest where his mate was sitting and placed him beside her, wishing to see what he would do. To my disappointment he did not seem to recognize her, .and jumped out again, placing himself upon a rod in front of it. I ought to say that the nest, being in a hole in a wall, is somewhat dark, and tint ring-doves do not sec without a good deal of light. In a minute or two tie female came out of the nest and pliced herself beside him. There they mognized each other in an instant, and sifch a recognition he never saw! The t\r kissed each other a hundred times. •\\ith cries of the wildest delight they flittered round each other, and at last ir their own way, embraced each other, tic male then entered the nc-»t, looked a the eggs, called the mother to como aid sit on them, went in quest of twigs tunake the-nest more comfortable, and a the end of an hour came and took his tm on the eggs. The female then wnt out, perched on a vine, and carefily trimmed her feathers. Sincc then tfe family lifo has gone on in the ortlinrv way. The young doves c.-wuo out tv or three days after the father's return and are already as large as chicke# just hatched.—Letter from Italy in

Biioti Advertiser.

went to

An old story in a new f—n is going the grand rounds, and about a young man at table d'hote at one of the rural hotels where "lady waiters" are employed. He wanted a beverage with his roast, and summoned the maiden, to whonqL he said* "Have you any por

The Harp an Irish Emblem. The earliest records we have of the Otic race give the harp a prominent pice and harpists |eculiar veneration ai distinction. It was common to the nthern races of Europe in the earlier ceturics of the Christian era,and in the opion of many antiquarians was origal among them. The Irish harp was ofn an hereditary instrument, to be pnerved with great care and veneraticj and used by the banls of the family .dike the poot-musicians and historian It was long ago adopted by tho Iri: as a national emblem.

Iclo Charlie Gordon, of Shelby, Ah proudly shows a certificate of his ow birth, dated seventy-eight years againd a cradle full of twins born to himitbin a few months.

1 THF.R IS OETTISG WELL. daughters iwy, "How much better fat Iris since he used Hop Bitters. He is $ing well after his long suffering fro* disease declared incurable, ana we so glad that he used your Bitters. —Ady of Rochester, X. V.

lo-years-old Nellie was ill last spig and had to be kept in a darkenroom for some days. During that tindthc dandelions blossomed thick, evovhere. The first morning Nellie wallowed to go to the window, she cri« delighted, "O mamma, see! the atai have tumbled right into our J*"*

Si the Brooklyn Eagle: Mr. R. C. Mo of Mcawra. Veraum & Co., 34 Xei+reet. New York, was almost inrelieved by SI. Jacobs Oil of pain following an attack of

The remedy acted like magic.

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ilftsm. Editor* .—

Tho above is ft good

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Itchs Skin Eruptions (-and that terribfe malady, "Itchiug Piles."

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Leucoirhrosi,

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UTICA. N.Y.,

Discoverer of DR. MARCHIS37S

UTERINE CATHOUCOK

A POSITIVE CORE FOR FEMALE COMPLAINT This remedy will act in

harmony with tho

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Ague Cure

Is a purely vegetable Litter and powerful tonic, and is warranted a speedy and retain enro for Fever and Agno, and Fever. Intermittent or Chili Fever, Remittent Fever, Dumb Ague. Periodical or Hilious Fever, and ai! malarial disorders. In miasmatic districts, tho ranid pulse, routed tongae. thirst, lassitiule, loss of appetite, paiii in the hack and loins, and coldness of tlxspino and extremities, aro only premonitions of severer symptoms which terminate in tho ague paroxysm, succeeded ly high fever and profuse perspiration.

It is a startling fact, that quinine, arsenic, and other poisonous minerals form tho basis of most, of the Fever and Ague Preparations," "Specifics," Syrups," and "Tonics," in tho market.. Tho preparations made from these mineral poisons, although they are palatable, and may break the thill, do not euro, but leave the malarial and their own drug poison in the system, producing quinism, dizziness, ringing in tho ears, headache, vertigo, and

the system, producing quinism, dizziness.

other disorders moro formidable than the diseaso they wero intended to cure. Ayeh's Aoi'kCukk thoroughly eradicates these noxious poisons from tho system, and always cures tho severest cases. It eontains no quinine, mineral, or any thing that rould injuro tho most, delicate patient and its crowning excellency above its certainty to cure, is that it leaves tho system as free from diseaso aa before the attack.

For Liver Complaints, Aran's Annie Critic, by direct action on tho liver ami biliary apparatus, drives out the poison* which produce theso complaints, and stimulates tho system to a vigorous, healthy condition.

We warrant it when taken according to directions.

Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Practical and Analytical Chemists, Lowell, Mats. •OLD BT ALL DUUOOIRTS BTKRTWniRX.

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