Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 12, Number 49, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 3 June 1882 — Page 3

THE MAIL

A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE.

Banning a Locomotive.

"Well, I've had a little experience in running an engine," said a loner specimen of tho genus Yankee, putting one elbow on the bar counter and holding his whisky straight up to the light, "and if it would amuse you Til give you a yarn or two." "Stave ahead," said his companion, "but I've been there myself. I used to run an engine from New York to PltflAdelphia." "Oh, you did," said the Yankee.— -•"Well, that just amounts to nothin'. I've been a special engineer for the last ten year, and "there ain't a mile of track atween here and'FriscoI haven't traveled over. You sec us specials are obliged to bo ready for anything at a moment's notice, and when we travel we just go right over the ground, and don't you forget it." "I've made some pretty ?ood time myself," said the second engineer. "I took a train through from New York to

Philadelphia in eighty minutes." "Oh, that's child's play," said tlwj first engineer. "Whv, man, I've made that run myself, and with one piston-rod gone at that. I'd just got back from a special run up through the coal regions, when word came that one of the big guns of the company wished to start at oneo for Philadelphia. I knew what thfrt. meant, so I jumped aboard longlegged Jim, hitched a construction car beiiind the tender, and a drawing-room coach behind that and reported for duty. I knew my engine, and I ran up forty pound* of steam more nor she was marked to carry. When the word came I let everything slide and the old boy just jumped in the air. Then ho settled down to his work. Everything was clear in front of us, and I let him out for all lie was worth at the start. In less 'en five minutes jou couldn't a counted the telegrapli poles they Hew. by us so fast. I had two firemen un' I just made 'em cam their passage from the word go. Old .Jim must havo eat up two ton o' coal inside of ten miles." ••What!" ejaculated the second engineer. "Sure!" said tho iirst engineer. "And we hadn't been out of tho station fifteen minutes before every blasted boiler pipe was red hot, and we had to keep Hooding the cab with water to keep from burning the darn tiling up. Oh, we was just gettin there, my boy, and I didn't Jet up a pound.

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just

lit afresh cigar and walked

back to the coach as contented as a lamb. Well, I just set. those praying firemen to work for all they was worth, and

had her up to sixty pounds over the limit in less 'en no time. Then I let her slide. Lord, Harry. I thought ftld Jim would jerk the stuilin' out of everything behind him. We just played hop neoteh. and 1 don't lelieve we touched the rails more nor four or live times a mile. I knew it

was

nothiu\ and

$100

tell

YOU

Why. the

Vp in

cheek or

I was after that check.—

Well, hose tiremen got to praying worse 'en ever, and I had to .swear I'd throw Vm overboard afore they'd come to time.

we was just moviti'.—

towns

got runnin* all togethor,

and we had no more 'en got a squint at one station afore we was tive miles past the next, one—" "Hoar! hear!" said the second engineer, "that's laying it on too strong." "True as you're here," said the tirst ongineer. I'd introducevou to the graying tiremen. but they cut the business after that run. and I kinder lost si^ht of 'em. Well, we got within ten miles of!Philadelphia and I begun to stop her." "Stop her?" "Yes I knew I couldn't do it inside o' ten miles, and I didn't quite fetch ft at that for when we ran

into

New

the station

we smashed in the bumpers and ripjed up about twenty feet o" the platform before old long-legged Jim would agree the run was over, but I got the check," and the Yankee engineer thoughtfully drained hi* glass, as his friend ordered tho barkeejer to "set 'em up again."— lirt^khjn

His Proscription.

Hampshire is a well known

eccentric individual, a w»lf-constituted ourrr of all ills: a w»rt of universal panacea, "body ami soul, head, heart, and oonsclcnce doctor." who, with all his eccontricities. has a fund of actual wit that Is hard to boat. Not long ago the "doctor" was callod upon the witness-stand. The opposing counsel, who is said sometimes to indulge in "liquor-pixen." knowitig.tho doctor's peculiarities, ventured, in cross examining him. to show him up a bit. The result "will be appreciated. "What is your business?" pompoualy inquired the counsel.

V'My business is to do what littlegood I Vn do to my fellow-men," modestly rej^icd the doctor. "lut that doesn't answw my questional grutflv remarked the counsel.— "lloAdo you spend your time?" "Writ, squire, it takes about all my tkne to Mo what I said." "Hut kvant something more definite," stoutly wmanded the counsel. "How do you gtWbout your business?" "That tvpemLs upon circumstances, according the nature of the case," ex

plained tne doctor. "For instance, if I were going to begin on you, the first thing I should do would be to advise you to sign a temperance pledger'

The court roareel, and the counsel, as if convinced the doctor was pursuing a legitimate and respectable vocation, proceeded with the regular cross-examina-tion.

An Anxious Capitalist in Search of a Safe Place for Investment. "I came in to ask," began a little old man in a whisper, looking as if fearful of being overheard, and drawing his chair close up to the editor, "if you know anvthing of the condition of the Nevada Bank?" "No special information," replied the editor. "Then yon think it solvent—perfectly solvent?" demanded the little man, with intense eagerness. "Certainly." "Might I ask what its capital is—its paid up capital?" "Three millions, I believe," said the editor, beginning to wonder what manner of man had floated against him. "And," continued tho man in black, tugging in nervous excitement at his thin and straggling iron-gray beard, "what's the Nevada Banks reserve— its reserve—that's what I want to find out?" "Four millions, I think." "And how is it invested—how is it invested?" He fairly gulped with eagerness as he glued his eyes upon those of the editor and awaited the reply: "In United States bonds." "Ah," he said with a great sigh of relief, "I'm glad of that. Then"—here he looked all around tfl make sure that there were no listeners—then you think a man could safely intrust his money to it?'" certainly, world.

"Why,

time we took a

curve the outside wTeels would be at least afoot up in the air. and once or twieo the tender jumped clean on to the ties, and old Jim would yank her back again, and—" "Ain't you kind of stretchingapoint?" asked the second engineer. "Not a bit of it,'"said tho Iirst ci»ginear. "Whv, afore we was half way to Philadelphia, both o' those stokers was down on their knees nraying, and I had todothe fceding'mysclf until Isworo •em back to their senses agAin. Well, everything went well tho first two thirds o' tho run, and I was just a whistling ta myself over tho record I was piling up, when Hi ore came a report liko a rifle, and I" knew one of tho blasted piston rods hail busted. Thero was nothin' to do but ston, and I lost ten minutes fixon' up. The big gun left tho coach and catne down to seo \yhat was up.— "What's to be done?" said he. Tvo got one piston rod left/ says 1, 'and I'll take you through on time.' Ileknewme, and he

There is no safer It has unlimited

bank in the backing." The little old man the editor's hand, which most gleefully. "You have done me a great favor, sir," he exclaimed, "a great favor—and I shall not forget it!" "It bothers you to be sure that vour money's safe, I suppose, sir?" said the editor with that respect in toneandmanner which every independent citizen instinctively assumes when addressing a wealthy man. "Well—er—no, not just yet. Tho fact is," he cried with a burst of confidence. "I'm about to change mv manner of life. I'm fifty-five to-day and liave formed a resolution that henceforth I shall save my monoy'instead of spending it, as I have done from my youth up, and I have suffered considerably anxiety about where to put my money when I get it. "In point of fact," he went on, his cadaverous face beaming, "I am just now excessively hard up, and if you could obligo me, sir, with the loan of a dollar until I am started on my new career you would lay me under a heavy obligation."

chuckled and took he shook al-

The editor staggered toward the club in tho corner, but when he turned he was alone.— Virginia City (Ncv.) Chronicle. —•—f-

Untidy Girls.

Many girls who are in tho evening genuino ornaments to the parlor, tastefully dressed and "neatas anew pin,"are little better than slatterns when performing domestic duties. I havo no patient* with this untidiness. It has alwayi seemed to me as if Cinderella hersell might havo kept out of the ashes .even ii she was obliged to stay in tho latches anil work. To look well while about housework is worth while. A neat calico dress, short enough to clear the floor, smoothly brushed hair, a clean collai and a plentiful supply of aprons, are all within the reach of any woman, and 1 maintain that she will do her work better, and feel more like doing it if so prepared for it. The moral influence ol dress is undoubted.

A Valid Marrit^e,

A Maine justice of the peace used this ceremony at a mock wedding: Ilononth this roof tn pleasant weather, 1 Join this man and malii together.

Lot nono but Him who ruled tho thunder Put this man and tnaid asunder.

The courts held the marriage was legal, and the town had to support the wife, who was abandoned by ner husband, although it set up tho claim the contract was a bogus one.

Worse than a Bulldog's Grip. A barn in this city is infested with rats. A day or two since a large steeljaw trap was set for the pests, and noatIv concealed on top of a choppihg-block. Tho

same day a man was hired to "clean up things" in the barn. He did his work faithfully, and after a while, becoming weary, concluded to take a rest. Looking round, he espied the choppingblock. an inviting seat, and leisurely planted himself on it, when—snap went the trap, anil the crios and yells of the innocent victirq of the surprise party could be heard the length of the street. "Murder! murder! Take him

off!" These

and other fragmentary sentences brought the house servant to the scene but she was powerless, and further help had to bo obtained to release the poor fellow from the jaws of the imaginary animal which had him. He was half "frightened to death, and the services of a physician were needed to dress the painful wound.—Xcwburyjwrt Herald.

The Dangers of Oarelea Surgery. It is related that one distinguished surgeon lately left a sponge, and another a pair of forceps, in the cavity after an abdominal operation. Yet another would have left a large seal ring in the same

{ellow-practitioner.

dace bat for a gentle reminder from a It seems hard that surgeons should run the awful risk of

losing jewelry and instruments by sewing them up* in the ritals of their p»-

tients. It is due to them to say, however, that the rale is to carefully count the sponges and instruments daring the progress of such operations. This is well. It would be a dreadful matter, for instance, if a man should have a couple of chairs or a house and lot grafted into him while be was being treated for a gunshot wound.

Texas received 350,000 immigrants

VMir

Buperatitiooa Engineers.——— "What causes, aside from snow-storms and accidents, make passenger trains late in arriving at stations?" inquired a Post reporter of the division superintendent. "Well, they are. innumerable but there is one cause of delay which is quite curious and almost unaccountable. Like sailors, engineers are very superstitious. I suppose they become so from the comparative solitude and dangers of their positions. With only a fireman as a companion, they are out in all kinds of weather, and, "I can tell you, it is no pleasant thing for a man to ride at full speed on a dark night peering out of a little window into a blackness made more black by the bright glare of the headlight. On all sides is darkness, and the little speck of monotonous track ahead is all that he can see. Certain engines, like certain ships, get bad reputations, and the men hate to run them. They consider them unlucky, and believe they are bound to kill somebody, and so will refuse to drive them at top speed. This feeling is almost universal among engineers. We have an engine on our road now which the men very much dislike to be assigned to. I was once on a road in the West which owned an engine which the men were positively afraid of, it was so unlucky. "Yes, all engineers are more or less superstitious their calling makes them so. At one time one of our fast trains from New York kept coming into Hartford from two to five minutes late. At first I thought it was due to some material cause, but at last, as the train arrived in New Haven on time, I determined to find* out the trouble. On the arrival of the train in New Haven the engineers were changed, and, as the time was all right up to that point, I knew that time was being lost between there and Hartford. I couldn't understand it, for the road is good all the way, and time should be made up over it, instead of lost. I went down there one day and asked the engineer what made him late so repeatedly. He said he didn't know, only that the engine would not make time. He had always been a competent man, and was thought much of on the road. I got into the cab with him, and, after a short distance had been passed, found that the engine was not doing its part. I told the engineer to throw open the throttle-valve. At first he refused to do so, but when I repeated the order lie did so, and we reached Hartford on time. After that he was never late because of the engine. The fact was that he had got scared but after he had been relieved of all apprehension the train camo in regularly on schedule time. "Once, when' I was running a night train between here and Springfield, I had a queer experience. My fireman was a young fellow who, twice, when we reached the bridge over tho Connecticut at Windsor Locks, disappeared from the cab. The third time I watched him, and noticed that lie had gone into the tender and crouched down in the coal in one corner. When we were well into the bridge I called out to him, and he eame into the cab with a face as white as marble, and he was shaking all over. I asked him what was tho matter, and he said, 'There's some fellows up in tho rafters there, and some time they're going to chuck rocks at us.' You s$e, the idea had suggested itself to him one night, and, being superstitious, ho had carried it around in his head until he really believed it."—Hartford (CI.) Post.

A Girl's Queer Bracelet.

A young lady from Pennsylvania, says the Savannah News, who has just returned from Florida, where, with a party of friends, she had been reveling in the beauties of the flowery land, brought with her, as a souvenir of her visit, a live alligator, about six inches long. The party are stopping at one of our hotels, and propose remaining here a couple of weeks. The fair damsel from the Keystone State, unwilling to trust her amphibious pet to the risk of transportation to her home, concluded to keep it in tho little cage in her room until her departure, when she could look after it herself on the journey. While playing with it one evening in her room, sho accidently knocked tne top off the cage, and the scaly, diminutive monster, escaping, made a jump and lighted on her fair young arm, and proceeded to transform himself into a bracelet, as it were, emitting at the same time from his gaping mouth a hissing noise. The young lady's frantic shrieks soon brought to her a» sistanoe her friends, who were occupying the adjoining rooms, and the scaly saurian was finally secured, after many feminine ejaculations, "ohs" and "ahs,' and returned to its "little" bed in the cage.

What Does It,

Dr. Bock, of Leipsic, is responsible for the following note on the relation between morals and what people eat and drink: "The nervousness and peevishness of our times are chiefly attributed to tea and coffee the digekive organs of confirmed coffee-drinkers are a state of chronic derangement, which reacts upon the brain, producing fretful and lachrymose moods. Fine ladies addicted to strong coffee have a characteristic temper, which I might describe as a mania for acting the persecuted saint Chocolate is neutral in its psychical effects, and is really the most harmless ol our fashionable drinks. The snappish, petulant humor of the Chinese is certainly to be ascribed to their immoderate fondness for tea. Beer brutaliaes, wine impassions, whisky infuriates, but eventually unmans. Alcoholic drinks combined with a flesh and fat diet subjugate the moral man, unless their influence be counteracted by violent exercise."

A pretty Philadelphia girl, on being asked why her engagement had been broken off, replied, "You see, he came lo me one day with an album in his pocket, and proudly displayed the autograph of Charles J. Grnteau, which he went to Washington on purpose to get. I was not anxious to many a born fool, so we parted."

A wire four hundred feet long can be made from one grain of silver. Such a wit# is finer than human hair.

TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY ili Vi^NING MAIL,

An Unbeliever,

"Dar's no use ob talkin', sar," said Brother Washington, slamming his hat down on a chair in front of him. "Dis yer spirit bus'ness^am all prostrus nonsense, sar." "Well, Ps not so sure 'bout dat," said Brother Johnson, tipping his chair back against the wall, and feeling around in his overcoat-pocket for afresh chew. "I jus' tell-you, chil, I has saw some queer tings in my day. Yes, sar, some queer tings." "Go 'way, nigger," said Brother Washington. "Dar's nothin' in de unamverse what ain't 'cordin' to nature, sar. All des stories 'bout spirits am de 'ventions ob wickid posters, sar but da can't scar dis nigger for a cent, no sar. rsatearalist, I am. Don't believe in nuffin' I don't see, sar. Honest, now, Mr. Jonsin, hab you ebber seen aspirit?" "Yes, sar," said Brother Johnson. "Mister Johnson, if I wasent a ffent'l1iiian, I should call you a liar, said Brother Washington. "It's berry lucky for you, Mister Washington, dat you am a genTman," said Brother Johnson. "But let dat pass. Dar am such things as spirits, for I hab seen 'em,- sar. Yes, an' hear .'em talk, too—" "Look yer, nigger," said Brother Washington, gazing around him uneasily, "you neeaent tink you'er goin' to skare dis chil. Go an' tell dem lies to de white trash. Da is too dephafanus for educated colored pussons." "Can't help it," said Brother Johnson. "I tell you, sar, jus' after my uncle died I seen ftim jus' plain's I see you now, sar. Yes, sar, dar he was at de foot ob de bed." "Shut up," cried Brother Washington, half rising from his chair, and looking toward the door. "I say dar am no sucn ting as spirits, and what you see was jus' a lucamnation. Don't you try to scare dis nigger, sar. You jus' waste 'rou'er time. jyj'Yes, an' dat am not de only spirit I STOer see," said Brother Johnson. "One time I was sitting up with a corpse, and de fus ting I knowea dar was de fellow's spirit lookm' at me from 'cross his own body." "Stop!" cried Brother Washington, springing from his chair, and looking suddenly behind him. "Don't you tell me no more ob dem lies, 'cos I won't stand it." "Dem ain't lies, said Brother Johnson. "What I tell you, chil, am de truf. And dar was annudder time after a nigger was murdered dat. I seen de poor fellow's face all covered with blood an' jPgreat lash—" But Brother Washington bolted through the door, and cut his friend'.3 acquaintance for an entire week.

A Charmed Serpent.

At a meeting in the chapel of one of the hill towns of this State, a short time since, while the lady was playing the cabinet organ, and the congregation singing a hymn, an adder some throe feet long crawled out from under the organ, lifted his head, and apparently listened to the music. The lady had presence of mind to continue her playing till the hymn was sung.

Educate tho masses, and tho hewers of wood and the drawers of water will bo better citizens and produce better children, and the nation will be ultimately blessed^Jjui^eduoate. ......

A WORLD OF GOOD.

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DR. CLUM'S

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CURING ALL DISEASES Arising from Disordered Liver and Impure cleansing the System from all impurities,thus moving nearly all diseases that afflict mankind.reBlood,

A sure cure for dlseaaes of Liver and Kidney: also of Rheumatism and Neuralgia. Compounded of tbe choicest iagredienU of tbe vegetable kingdom.

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