Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 12, Number 48, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 27 May 1882 — Page 3
THE MAIL
A PAPER
FOR THE
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PEOPLE.
ULLAtf LNtfB.
The man who loves to free his mind is himself a slave to temper. A cooking school is a good institution, but stp. eating school would be more poplar.
The weight of the Egyptian obelisk in Central Park, New York city, is 219J tons.
A two-year-old tootsy-pootsy told her aunt it was "yaining, because she ^"heard its fcetsteps on the gallery."
Tommy asked hi? mother if the schoolteacher's ferule was apiece of the board of education.
In the State of California there are not less than forty million acres of land lying idle.
Smiles is the longest word in the language. Between the beginning and the end of it there is just a mile.
Sir Walter Raleigh made his way to fortune and fame by politeness. He was Dot one of the Elizabethan ruffs.
Of all the criminals and paupers that •were sent to our shores by the Governments of Europe last year, only fortyfive were returned to their native land.
Translated from the Omnibus: Lady "It is just awful—two wash-basins and neither is clean!" Cookess—"O, my lady, that is the housemaid I wash myself the whole day not!"
Out West, whenever an impulsive vigilance committee hangs the wrong man, they atone for the little mistake by buying the widow a handsome suit of mourning.
In Germany pecuniary damages can not be awarded by the courts in a case of breach of promise to marry, but the defendant who is found guilty must marry the plaintiff or else remain unmarried.
Luminous.—First swell: "I never did like 'May'—not nearly so pretty as 'Mary
wonder they don't change the
name of the month to 'Mary.' Second swell: "Clevaw ideaw, by Jove! make awystaws good to June, you know!"
Bulwer, Dickens, Thackeray, as well as Byron, were alike unhappy in their marriages. Thackeray's wife was insane nearly all her married life. And yet in all cases the wives survived the husbands.
Post Dispatch: Gentleman, by request of lady —"Conductor, put this lady of! at the next, corner." Polite new conductor—"Excuse me, sir seems as how she's a behaving' of herself don't seem no occasion for proceedin1 to extremes."
Since Parisians learned the merits of horsellesh as an article of food during the siege, hippophagy has made steady progress in the French capital. In 1875 the ou toilers disposed of 7,(XX) horses, in 1880 of 9,000 and in 1881 of 9,.'100. Last year the supply of meat was further increased by the carcasses of 400 asses and mules.
Nine massive Norman coffins have been discovered under the floor of the chapter-house of Bristol Cathedral. The sculpture upon the covers of some of them, although very old and somewhat rudo, is exceedingly interesting. Ono of these covers, which is said to be at leas* 700 years old, has been carefully preserved* and now stands in the vestry.
Mrs. Ponsonby de Tomkvns:—"That ladv was evidently intended by nature for a Chinese, Sir Charles! I wonder who she can be?" Sir Charles: "Sho happens to be my sister. May I as4c you why you think nature intended her ifor a Chinese?" Mrs. de Tomkyns (eiptal to the emergency) "She struck mo as having such exquisitely small fee t!" Punch.
A writer in me t\ocnrsTcr r.Tprcn* says that he has heard a "young woman of respectable
parents"
in that city remark
to her sister at night: "Let us «jo out and see if we cati tind some fool who will buy tis the oysters." According to the same paper's showing, it is a common thing for highly-educated Rochester girls to be dragged out of saloons in a state of beastly intoxication.
It is said that Henry M. Stanley, the African explorer, when on the staff of the Omaha Meruit!, a dozen years ago, was rejected by a l*\vitchi»sr little actress then known as Annie \Yard. She married an actor named Baker, and four years afterward committed suicide at St. Louis, driven to desperation by the neglect and desertion of the man she had chosen in preference to the explorer.
A Munich painter, who was formerly a blacksmith, has recently produced a picture which has stirred the wholo town. He exhibited it in a miserable littlo back room of a place, but it has been visited by throngs of people, many of them distinguishe«f. He has fixed his price for the work at 100,000 marks.and by a Paris dealer has been already offerod SO.tW marks. The artist's name is Leibl. His picture represents the inter' ior of a village church.
Cazenova will send a humorous little picture to the Paris Salon this season, representing the interior of a barber's shop in Spain. The barber has just lathered the face of a customer who has come to get shaved, when a pretty girl enters the shop. The gallant barber nas deserted his unfortunate client to wait on this fair new comer. Meanwhile the poor man in the back-ground holds up the basin beneath his well-soapod chin, and looks anything but comfortable and happy.
Mrs. "Member's" appeal to her longdelaying husband: Husband. 4e*r husband. come borne to mft new,
Tb* irarden noel» tpadln* for pears, Tbe bort sbouUI be picking up atone* to the
lot.
And rtrn *hou i1 b« trtmmtnjr tbe trews. When will you got through witb bills and rosolvea
Stop talklnf of llccnso and rum. Of n» ilromls «il brWjret and othtr *uch thing*. And tend to roar buslmw* at lomef —Hartford CouranL
Pauline Markham, in an interview, savs: "Wo on the stage are like workers on tapestry—wc see nothing but tbe wrong side. We are in the shadows, as it were, and however exhilarating a
spectacle or burlesque may be from~the chairs, it is not very heavenly from the wings, I can assure you. It has its fascinations, but a woman in that class of entertainment need never expect to
Although the St Gothard Tunnel has been opened, the hospital kept by the monks on the mountains has not been abandoned. During the coming winter the place will be in operation as heretofore. These monks have done noble service to many a poor traveler in the Alps in late years. During the past year alone their records show that no fewer than 15,730 persons found shelter within their doors that 58,603 rations were distributed, that 3,966 lodgings were supplied that 123 persons were attended as patients, and that a large quantity of clothing was given away to needy travelers.
A Missing Baby.
A woman was wheeling a baby-wagon carefully across the Campus Martius yesterday, wlien several fuen screamed to her to "look out!" and a span of horses, driven wildly, came tearing across, as if about to demolish everybody. With the persistency of her sex, however, the woman looked the other waj', and in a moment the baby-wagon was overthrown and lay turned over in a heap, while the carriage kept on up Woodward avenue without even slacking speed.
One man in a spring overcoat and sunflower gloves ran and turned the buggy up, expecting to find the baby dead underneath, and a number of ladies shrieked and begged him to get the "dear little thing out." Several gentlemen who had been leaning in a musing mood against the Detroit opera-house, essayed to help him, but^ though they righted the buggy, no baby was seen. "It's smothered in the mud?" shrieked one of the ladies. "It must have clung to the horse and have been carried off," suggested ano thcr. "How did it get away?" they all asked. "No doubt the poor little thing is dead by this time," said another kindly matron. "Have you looked all through the things?"
At this moment it occurred to some of them that the mother would be the right person to appeal to, and they turned to her. She was standing coolly on tlur crossing, arms akimbo, watching the proceedings. "The baby is all right," she said airily. "I left her homo while I took the buggy to bring the washing. Hev you got all the pieces picked up? cos if you have I might as well be goin1 on."
To see the disgust impressed on the countenances of all interested was a studv in human nature. Not one of the crowd was glad that baby was safo at home. They would much rather have picked it out of the mud. But each one recalled the fact that a man was hung once for not attending to his own business, and sneaked oil".—Detroit Post.
A Very Long Sleep.
An Egyptian desert snail was received at the* British Museum on March 25, 184G. The animal was not known to bo alive, as it had withdrawn into its shell, and the specimen was accordingly gummed, mouth downward, on to
pass through life without being talked dispatch his foe, when he reflected that about, and the more prominent her the little insect had only acted from inname the more exaggerated the stories gtinct. anil was not to be blamed. Actold." cordingly he deposited the flea on the
It is claimed in England that the uni- back of a passing dog. versities themselves have long since ab- 2. This dog was the poodle of alady. dicated their teaching functions. Most and she was very fond of the pretty anof the real teaching, it is said, is provid- imaL On his return to the house his ed by the unauthorized and outside pri- mistress took him upon her lap to caress vate tutors, who exist independently of him, and the flea embraced his opporthe colleges, and have, in_ a great degree, superseded them. In too many cases the candidate for an ordinary degree, if he wish to pass, is compelled to make use of a private tutor. His college does, indeed, provide him with a certain number of lectures, but the number is usually quite inadequate, and even if it were greater in several instances the teaching provided is not nearly so well calculated for the needs of the pu pil as is the better-arranged teaching of the private tutor
A
tablet
duly labeled and dated, and left to its fate. Instead of starving, this contented gastcropod simply went to sleep in a quiet way, and never woke up again for four years. The tablet was then placed in tepid wator and the shell loosened, when the dormant snail suddenly resuscitated himself, began walking about the basin, and finally sat for his portrait, which may be seen of life size in Mr. Woodward's "Manual of the Mollusca." Now, d\aring those four years the snail had never eaten a mouthful of any food, yet he was quite as well and flourishing at the end of the period as he had been at its beginning.
Webster and His Bride.
Vatighan Street, narrow, old-fashion-ed, is one of the most ancient thoroughfares in Portsmouth, N. H. Here was that, old Assembly House which Washington, in 178D, considered to be one of the best he had seen in the United States. Opposite is a two-story gara-brel-roof house, now occupied by the family of the late Robert Gray. A hundred and twenty years ago this house was built by a Mr. Whidden for one Geo. Meserve, who, in ante-revolution days, was a "stamp-master." One of its later occupants was a young lawyer of noble figure and noble Voice, destined to ring au over the land some day, It was Daniel Webster. He came to Portsmouth in 1807. and in June of the next year was married to Grace Fletcher. Into the old home opposite the Assembly House passed the young lawyer and his cherished bride, there to "set up housekeeping." Webster lived in Portsmouth nine years. He went to Boston in 1816.
In Candelaria, Xer.. the water company sells water at 5 cents a gallon.
JOSH ItTLUXGS HEARD FROM. Ji BWroRT, R. I., Aug. 11,1880. 1KHR
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am here trying to
breathe in all the salt air of tbe ocean, and having been a sufferer for more than a ve*r with a re factory liver, I was induced to mix Hop Bitters with tbe sea gale, and have found tbe tincture a glorious result. I bare been greatly helped by tbe Bitters, and am not afraid to sav so.
If oars without a struggle. JOSH BELUXOS.
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The Philosopher and the Plea. This is the tale of the philosopher and the flea: 1. The former, having been bitten by the latter, seized and was about to
tunity to change his inhabit 8. The flea having in the course of the night engaged in active business operations, awakened the lady. Her husband was sleeping peacefully bes'de her, and in the silence of the chamber she heard him in his dreams whisper with an accent of ineffable tenderness a name! The name was that of her most intimate female friend!! 4. As soon as it was day, the outraged wife hurried to the house of her rival, and told the rival's husband of the big, big ing .discovery she had made. He, being uman of decision, at once called out the destroyer of his household's peace, and ran him through. 5. The widow, when her husband was taken home to her upon the medium of a shutter, was so terribly smitten with remorse that she precipitated herself from the fourth-story window. 6. The other lady convinced her husband that he had wronged her by entertaining any suspicions as to her fidelity, and, becoming reconciled with him, seized an early opportunity of poisoning him. 7. Inasmuch as the jurors df that country had never heard of "extenuating circumstances," and the chief magistrate thought that he could put a murderer to better uses than not guillotining him, the guilty woman was duly decapitated, and the sole survivors of the tragedy were the philosopher and the flea.
Bomance of Arithmetic.
The following story about Mohammed Ali and the camels is not new, but it is interesting:
A Persian died, leaving seventeen camels to be divided among his three sons in the following proportions: the eldest to have half, the second a third, and the youngest a ninth. Of course camels can't be divided into fractions, so, in despair, the brothers submitted their dillieulty to Mohammed Ali. "I'll lend you another camel to make eighteen, aiid now divide them yourselves." The consequence was, each brother got from one-eighth to one-half of a camel more than he was entitled to, and Ali received his camel back again the eldest brother getting nine camels, the second six, and the third two.
One of the Zuni Indian Chiefs from New Mexico, in an address in Boston, showed an amazing appreciation of the merits of his hosts. "I am happy to look upon the American people," he said, "for they smile on me, which shows the goodness of their hearts. We regaru the Americans as great gods—as we do the sun. They are like our animal gods, However wonderful and precious thev are, they show by their kind looks that they have room for us in their hearts."
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I saw so much said about the merits of Hop Bitters, and my wifo who was always doctoring, and never well, teased nif so urgently to get her some, I conc'udfd to bo humbugged again atid'I am giaci I did, for in less than two months' use ot'the Bitters, my wife was cured, and she has remained so for eighteen months since. I like such humbugging. H. T., St. Paul.—Pioneer Press.
THOSE who suffer from an enfeebled and disordered state of the system, should lake Ayer's Sarsaparilla and cleanse the hlood. Purge out the durkine distemper that undermines health, and the constitutional vigor will return.
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