Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 12, Number 45, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 6 May 1882 — Page 3

THE MAIL

A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE.

GLEAHHTOS.

In China $150,000,000 are spent overyear in ancestor-worship. The kingdom of Monaco has 60 solffiH, 100 priests, and 10,000 persons olive by gambling.

Rnnnols county, Tex., has never had mtmler in it, nor a robbery, nor a Jrger}-, nor a man sent to the peniten«ry, nor a gambling hell. *fn Paris the bride who is past her uth does not wear pearl gray or lavMder, these lmes belonging to the widwho marries again.

The manufacture of oleomargarine in t. Louis has been investigated by the ftard of Health, and proof was obtainof the use of fat from horses and togs.

Dr. Sawyer, of Alabama, says that

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used bypodermically—that is,

rown the skin with a syringe— esults beneficially when large doses by buth h:ae completely failed.

Deacon Jones was happy, indeed, hen he was told that his daughters, dear ^irls had gone to the revival. Their .nether didn't tell him that it was a revival of "Pinafore."

William Walton, of Kentucky, hasdeylded to visit the capital of every nation the globe bearing the United States flag, and earning a day's wages in each of thoKe cities.

The hoisting of a safe is one of the "most fascinating of street sights to idlers. Jn Providence the expectant crowd saw the mass of metal, weighing four tons, fall on a workman and crush him to death.

The Zunis visited a newspaper office in Boston, and were greatly struck by tho mysteries of the machinery. When the presses were set agoing, one put the query, "Is this all talk?" That was a cruel center-shot.

Sophronia: "Can Senator David Davis, as President of the Senate, if drawn as a juror, be compelled to sit on a jury P" We don't know. If ho can, we wouldn't like to be one of tho jury that he would sit on. Somcrvillc Journal.

Modesty: Do you pretend to have as

good a judgment as I have?" exclaimed an enrageuwife to her husband. "Well, no,1' he replied slowly, "our choice of partners for life shows that my judgmentis not to bo compared with yours.'

The poetical and the practical—Sentimental diner: Eat a lark! Partakeofone of the quiring sdhgstors at heaven's gate! I would as soon cat a hymn!11 Practical friend: "Ya-as, never touch small birds --they all feed on worms."

At the Whitehouse glass works of Atterbury & Co., anew trade is about to be opened up. They are about to manufacture glass shingles, ornamented and of different colors, for houses. In strength they are to be superior to any slato now in use.

Tho execution of two Indian murderers by shooting instead of hanging, in the Indian territory, was done on the urgent plea of tho doomed men. They haa an awful dread of the noose, but professed fearlessness as to deafh by the rifle.

Scene in the auditorium of a theater: Actor (who has appeared in tho first (piece): "(Jood evening. May 1 take the seat next you?" Lady: "Certainly but don't you appear any more to-nightP"

Actor" "No.

Lady: "Oh, I am so glad.

Pray sit down." Someone says: "Hread and butter is the dress of tins world: lovo and kindness its trimming." We'll Inst $400 tho man who wrote that isn't married.— Any married man knows that the trimmings always cost four times as much JIS

mi* the dress. Prairie and wood fires have been raging in southern Arizona and southwestern New Mexico recently. The territory burned over is reported to cover forty miles square, and the damage dono is immense. The origin of the lire is attributed to the Indians, either domestic or renegade, who roam at will throughout the country, except on ration-day. "How are you getting along?" asked a widow of her late husband, who appeared to her as a ghost. (Jhost: "Very well, indeed—much better than during my twenty years married life on earth. Widow (tleiighted): "Then you are in beaten?" "Oh, no."

The emigration from Switzerland last year was the greatest on record, the

"number of emigrants who left the country in 1881 having I wen 10,936, against 7,lY." in 1H80. and 4/288 in 1879. By far the greater proportion of them were from German Switzerland.

The Kussian bath 5s said to have originated with lVtor the Great. It is recorded that WIUMI he was advised by foreigners to intnxluoe hospitals and dispensaries into Russia he was wont to reply that "While Russians had baths the* needed nothing else as a giving remedy against mortal ills." lxrd ("ranbourne. an elder brother of the present Marquis of Salisbury, who died before his father, was stone Vlind, but he could distinguish colors by the totich as accurately as others can by the sight. He cvmlil also tell by sound the extent and hight of any room he entered.

A Rochester street-ear horse shot out with hi" heels the other day *nd hit the driver with one and the cash-box with the other, and an investigation showed that he had kicked $6 iuto the driver's overcoat pocket. Such wonderful sagacity on the part off the horse caused the discharge of the driver.

Miss Lillian Taylor, daughter of Bayard Taylor, studying art in New York, says her father never wrote up a place without making a careful study of it, which studies were the origin of the hundred and fifty sketches lately exhibited, which were a, surprise to those who

did with any other pencil than his glowing words,

A mulberry tree at GrifHn, Ga., acted in a very eunous manner the other day, emitting what seemed to be puffs of

porhat-

smoke fit short intervals from HI tions of the tijpe. The smoke, or ever it was, was light and thin, like cig-ar-smoke, and scarcely visible to the casual observer. It was a phenomenon that nobody could account for.

Bands of music are forbidden to play on most of the large iron bridges of the world. This is due to the well-known phenomenon that a constant succession of sound-waves, especially such as come from the playing of a good band, will excite the wire vibrations. At first these vibrations are very slight, but they increase as the sound-waves continue to come.

The receding of the ocean at Atlantic City, N. J., for many years past, has left much fresh land above high water, and litigation with regard to ownership is threatened. The lot-owners claim riparian rights, but the Land company that sold the property claim that the new lots should belong to the company. The property in dispute is valued at $160,000.

Three hundred and forty convicts of the Now Jersey Penitentiary are let out to coi tractors in the branches of industry described as shoes, laundry, shirts, collars, boxes and whips, at an average of a little more than fifty cents a day, and the authorities are grumbling that the law limiting the number at each trade to 100 compels the state to support more than 200 able bodied men in absolute idleness.

George Washington Greene, the friend of Longfellow, who is to write his biography, lives in an old-fashioned house on a hill overlooking the Village of Greenwich, R. I. From its upper windows there is a view of long stretches of cultivated country and of the waters of Cowesett Bay, an arm of the Narragansett. Several years ago Prof. Greene had an old wind-mill, which stood in an adjoining field, moved up to his house and fitted as a library. In this old house have been entertained Washington, Lafayette, Longfellow, and a host of other distinguished men.

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Breezy, Ftizzled and Curious, Demands an Explanation.

"I believe you have gambled in Wall street, Mr. Breezy," said Mrs. Breezy, helping her lord and master to a cup of coffee. "I have speculated a little in stocks, dear, if thats what you mean," said Mr. Breezy, unfolding his napkin. "Same thing," said Mrs. Breezy "you can call it speculation I know it's gambling. How do they do it anyway? I

Fabout puts and calls and straddles, and buy a three's, but I can never make any head or tail out of it. I suppose it's somo horrid slang you men have invented."

Well, no, dear," said Mr. Breezy, helping his better two-thirds to a chop. "It isn't exactly slang. You see, for instance, I buy a hundred short—" "You do what?" cried Mrs. Breezy. "I buy a hundred short," repeated Mr. Breezy. "Well, what in the name of common sense do you mean by that?" asked Mrs. Breezy. "Why don't you talk United States—I mean English? You buy a hundred short, and what has short got. to do with it?" "If you will give me time I will explain. my dear, said Mr. Breezy. "You seo if a man is long on stock he is—" "Long on stock r' said Mrs. Breezy. "Now what are you getting toP FirSt you are short and then you are lon^r. What does a man want to get on a stock for, anyway?" "My dear, if you will allow me—" "To be sure. Go ahead. Tell me something about Wall street, but don't talk nonsense," said Mrs. Breezy. "Well, my dear, we will suppose that I have a put on Wabash, and—" "There you go again," said Mrs. Breezy. "Will you or will you not talk in a language I can understand? What is Wabash, anywav? 1#suppose it is another slang tcrmr"

No, that's a stock," said Mr. Breezy

"you see, dear, if I have a call on Wa~ bash or Northwestern—" Strangely Ignorant. "If you call on the Northwest?" cried The school superintendent of Mm. Breezy "are you really going mad, County, UHnois, has furnished Mr. BreezyP Well, I might expect as much from the life you have led recently. What with clubs and politics, you are going*headlong to some terrible fate." "My doar, it will be impossible for me to explain anything unless you will give me five minutes to do it in," said Mr. Breezy, with unusual warmth.— "Now, at the beginning of this week Omaha preferred started at 106* and 106—" "Omaha preferred asked Mrs. Breezy. "Whv is it preferred? Who

referred it? What has Omaha got to with New York and Wall street anyway, and what do you mean by 106$?'' "I shall have to give it up," said Mr. Breezy in a despairing voice. "No, Mr. Breezy. 1 have started out to know something about Wall street.

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that way," said Mrs. Breezy, scttinj self more firmly in her chair.

:y, setting li •hair. "N

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Mr. Breezy, you will please drop slam

For instance, what is a bull bear?1 "Ho, ha,ha-oh!" laughed Mr. Breezy. "What do you mean by laughing at me. Mr. Breezy I'm sure I— "Ho, ho, ha-oh!" and Mr. Breezy fairly doubled up with laughter. "Mr. Breezy, you haven't the manners of a savage," cned Mrs. Breezy, pushing back her hair, "and I don't believe you know any more about Wall street than a two weeks' old baby." and Mrs. Breexy made Ilazacl time to the kitchen to take revenge upon the cook.—Brooklyn Bogie,

A Wonderful Telephone.

Mexican papers contain an account of an invention by a scientific gentleman of that country of a telephone which easily carries the sound of the voice to the distance of fifteen hundred miles. One paper, in commenting on an invention which may well makeNorth American inventors took to their laurels, says:

Until now no telephonic apparatus has

not know Bayard Taylor painted been able, in the regular course of bttsimess, to transmit sound more than nine1 ty miles. It is to be desired that the

Minister of Public Works will boldl profit by the utilization of so useful an invention."

The Hotel Waiter.

As Seen by the "Texas Sittings" Man.

The hotel waiter is a man whose business is to make you wait for your meals unless you give him half a dollar to encourage him in making a fast record. The hotel waiter in the South is a colored man, who can make haste more slowly than any other creature on earth. Like the waiter that he carries the dishes on, he is black and polished. If you place half a dollar on the first-mentioned waiter, it makes an impression on the other waiter. He is called a waiter because he is supposed to wait on the guest, (the waited,) but the latter is really the waiter.

As soon as the waiter has got you in a chair, he hands you the bill of fare, and assumes an expression of coun tennance that is calculated to create the impression that he can read. The memory of the average waiter is extraordinary. Some say that it is because, like some men's consciences, it is never used but that is not so. It is wonderful to see him standing solemnly and respectfully attentive behind adrummer's chair, while the hungry drummer reads off his selections, something in the following style. "Consomme of macaroni baked red snapper with brown sauce sugar-cured tongue green goose with apple-sauce (and doirt you forget that apple-sauced roast beef (an outside piece, cut thin) fricasse rabbit, farmers' style baked macaroni an parmesan braized pigeon a la Jardiniere tripe fried in natter, with tomato sauce onions lima beans mashed potatoes squash, and chowchow."

It is still more wonderful to see the waiter return, after an absence of fortyfive minutes (during which time the drummer drinks three glasses of ice-wa-ter), with an enth*ely different assortment of food. This is where evidences of his wonderful memory shine forth like a parlor-match in a deep pantry. He remembers to forget everything. "Forgot it, sah very sorry, sah," the waiter says, as he hands you the mustard and smiles in a conciliatory way. And that brings us to smiles.

The colored waiter is all smiles. He smiles on the slightest provocation, whereas the white waiter of the North never smiles. Tho ordinary colored waiter sometimes becomes a head-wait-er, after which he never smiles, but, with arms folded a la Napoleon on the Island of St. Helena, assumes a solemn and dignified position hi the middle of the dining-room.

Plants in the Kitchen.

Plants thrive in the kitchen —provided it is sunny—and add much to its comfortable appearance. Why not cultivate the useful as well as ornamental? Parsley. chives, cress, lettuce, shallots and herbs of various kinds belong to this class. These may be grown singly in flower pots, or a window box to contain the entire collection may be provided. In either case the perennial or biennial species, such as parsley, chives, sage, etc., should be transplanted, but not removed to the kitchen before freezing nights threaten. Seeds of cress, lettuce, radishes, etc., may be sown any time after the boxes are in their permanent quarters. It would be well to store a few pots of parsley in the cellar, as a reserve for replacing those that may lack in vigor or become exhausted. A kitchen window box, with geraniums or petunias in the center, green herbs and pink blooming chives as a middle border, the curly leaves of parsley and cresses hanging over the edges and sides, and English and German ivies twining around the window frame, would form a bright foreground to the snow-covered landscape without. Not only pleasure and enjoyment might thus be added to the precinctsr of the kitchen, but many an aromatic herb for flavoring, ana many crisp, fresh leaves for garnishing a choice dish, might be picked from the kitchen window garden. Think of this, housekeepers, and try the plan for yourselves next winter.

from an official diary, which indicate that the applicants for tcachcr's certificates arc strangely ignorant in some instances. The answers to questions are on file, and these are some of the edifying responses: One youth mentioned the Chicago Times and the New York World as tho "educational journals'' he had read, and declared that John Hancock was one of the commanders at Gettysburg. A sister of this man blessed with such a vivid imagination produced the following historical information:— "Balabo crossed the Isthmus of Suez and discovered the Pacific ocean he named it the South Sea because it was free from storms. He was a Spanish •enthusiasm,' looking for the fabled fountain of immortal youth." One of these Illinois historians had a rank of ninety per cent, in arithmetic.

Among the living American authors, other candidates enumerated Chaucer, Spenser, and Shakspeare. The department of American politics was represented ably by these seekers for a certificate. "Senator David Davis represents Utah and has six wives," is a specimen reply. The following reference to a national sorrow is among the answers: "A. Lincoln diede April 1& be was berried at Spring field III over the Same roote in which he went to Washington. The cares were Draped in black the buildings ever person wore of mourning." superintendent who tells this sad tale is a woman, and her thoroughness has enriched the archives of Illinois with these and many similar contributions to knowledge. She declares that the result of her questioning has been sometimes almost "appalling," which would seem to be a moderate statement

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A STKADT,firm and regular beat of tbe heart replace the interrupted feeble •cUon of tnat organ, if Brown's Iron Bitten are freely used.

TixorsANM of ladies have found sudden relief from all their woes by tbe use of Lydla E. Pinkham's Tegetable Compound, the great remedy for diseases

will boldly peculiar to feaialea. Send Mrs, Lydia notable ana E. Plnkham. 233 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass., for pamphlets.

TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY EVENING MAIL,

Knox notes

An Astrologist on Horoeoopes. The nativities of the Queen's children all show some individuality and character. The second son, Prince Alfred, as he was formerly distinguished, was born at Windsor, August 6, 1844, at 7:50 a. m., with the eighteenth degree of Virgo ascending. The most notable position at his birth was the close conjunction of tbe Sun and Mars in the sign Leo. This denotes a great liability to fevers and violent accidents. The Prince of Wales, who with many faults is yet remarkable for liis bon homic, and for the strong personal regard in which he is held by his immediate friends and the people in his domestic establishments. The favorite epithet applied to the heir apparent is the word jovial, and the correspondents tell us much of his affable hobnobbing with actors, literary men and others. The Prince of Wales was born with Jupiter rising—hence jovial is a very correct word. All these words, descriptive briefly, succinctly and graphically of character, are relics of the former general belief in astrology. From this doctrine we have our words saturnine, mercurial, martial, etc. It is curious, indeed, to what extent we may trace in this direction the old doctrine of planetary influence, even in the most of our proverbs and common phrases. "He may thank his stars," "his lucky stars," etc., are examples in every-day use, and Shakspeare is notably fond of such expressions. He speaks of the "star-crossed lovers, Romeo and Juliet of the happy Christmas time, "when no planet strikes," of "the moon coming nearer the earth than is her wont ana making men mad," and in fifty other places of the belief in occult influence. The same is found in the other old poets.

The unfortunate Princess Alice had an interesting horoscope. She was born as Venus was rising and possessed many amiable and attractive qualities, ana was one of the most popular members of the family. The Sun was in conjunction with Mercury and approximately in parallel with Jupiter. Her mental faculties were very bright, and it was said that while yet in her teens she was one of the most highly accomplished young ladies of Great Britain, particularly fond of books and art, and with a mind of wider sphere in many ways than usual. The Sun was the hyleg, or life-giver, at her birth, and was afflicted by the sesquidate aspect of Mars, the same evil planet also afflicting the Moon by square aspect. The Sun was in the sign Taurus, which rules the throat, ana the unfortunate lady contracted that terrible malady, diphtheria, and fell a victim to it. She caught the infection by kissing one of her diildren who was suffering with the disease. This diphtheria is a strictly martial disease and in the horoscopes of those who are stricken with it the planet Mars will invariably bo seen to occupy some malignant position at birth, and also to exercise an influence in the directions at the time when the malady appears. At those periods when he is travel-sing the signs Tarsus and Scorpio thousands of children may be observed to be swept away by it. This was remarkably exhibited the last time Mars made his long stay in Tarsus.— Baltimore News.

Strenuous eflbrt3 have been made by counsel to secure pardon for the convicted oyster-dredgers recently captured by Gov. Cameron, of Virginia, in his campaign up the Rappahannock river. The governor, however, has steadily refused to listen to any commutation of the sentences, which in some cases not only involved imprisonment, but forfeiture of the vessels engaged in the traffic.

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