Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 12, Number 32, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 4 February 1882 — Page 3
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Wedej and the Bean."
English society has known three great fops, who gave to it rules as to how it should dress and behave. 'Bean Nash," who ruled for many years in Bath, a fashionable watering-place was one of these leaders of the ton. "Bean Brummel" and Count D'Orsay, an imported Frenchman, were the other two. Nash was a professional gambler, diner-out, and fashionable man about town. A big, awkward person, with harsh, irregular features, a fop in dress, a wit in speech, and a despot in rule, he was known far and wido as the "King of Bath." When John Wesley appeared in Bath as a street preacher, Nash undertook to drive him from the town. Their encounter is thus reported:
Nash, the great beau, confronted the great evangelist. The great, coarse, brawny, over-dressed, fashionable ex-
Se
aisite"stands in the presence of the litman with piercing eye and Grecian face, in gown and cassock, addressing a thousand people in the open air, who listened with intense interest to the dialogue that ensued. "By what authority do you ^appear here?"" exclaimed Nash. "By the authority of Jesus Christ and the Archbishop of Canterbury," replied Mr. Wesley.
Nash had doubtless expected to meet an ignorant, brawling "gospeller," but found himself face to face with a cul tured clergyman of the National Establishment. "This is contrary to act of parliament. It is a conventicle," said Nash. "The couventicle forbidden by parliament is a seditious meeting. Here is not a shadow ofjseilition, therefore it is not contrary to that act,'-' retorted the clergyman.
Beaten off his first tack, Nash could only insolently reply: "I say it is, and besides, your preaching frightens people out of their wits." "Sir, did you ever hear me preach?" "No." "How then can you judge of that you never heard?" "Sir, by common report." "Common report is not enough to judge by. Give mo leave to ask, sir, is not your name Nash." "My name is Nash.""Sir, I dare not judge of you by com* mon report."
This was a home thrust at a man who had been notorious among all classes in Bath for a whole generation as the prince of gamblers.
He was a second time sileuced. He rallied sufficiently to ask, in a tame way: "1 desire to know why all these people are hereP" "To save our souls, Mr. Nash," siiouta an old lady, "while you take cure ol your precious body!"
There were volumes of reproof and ridicule in this reply and its source, and the discomfited panderer to the things of the llosU retired crestfallen from a field where ho had expected to win an easy victory.
A Shrewd Trick,
Jewellera aro naturally liable to imposition of all sorts, and aro continually on guard against swindlers but they are often mado the victims of clever rogues despite all their precautions. One of the shrewdest and boldest tricks eYer played on a jeweller was done by a woman of nerve in Cincinnati not long ago. One day a middle-aged woman, of fine personal appearance,. woll dressed, and of most attractive manners, called at a private lunatio asylum and asked to see tty superintendent. That official met her in the parlor, when she made arrangements for the safekeeping of a son who had a mania for selling her jewelry. This done she entered lier carriage and drove to a jewelry store. There she selected four thousand dollars' worth of jewelry, which she said was intended for the trousseau of her daughter, about to bo married. Sho gave the name of a wealthy family recently arrived in Cincinnati, and said to the proprietor: "If you will let one of your clerks step into the carriage with me, I will go inw my husband's store and give him the money for the goods." The proprietor consented, and the clerk, with the goods in a box, entered tho carriage With the lady who said she wished to slop on the way and show her purchase to a friend. They drove to the asylum and were shown to the parlor. Tho superintendent entered, and the lady said quite calmly to the clerk: "Just open the box and show the things to this gentleman." The clerk unsuspectingly complied. Carelessly drawing near, the lady suddenly seized the box, and was walking out of the room with it, ^rhen the astonished clerk cried: "Hold on, madam, I must not let those goods go out of my sight until I get the money." The lady did not deign to notice the clerk, but, turning to the superintendent of the asylum, said: "This is the young man I spoke to you about He is getting a little violent You had better secure him." It was in vain that the clerk protested that a robbery was being committed. The superintendent was inexorable. He called his assistants and secured the clerk, while the lady walked to her carriage with the four thousand dollars' worth of jewelry. The mistake was not discovered untU it was too late to secure the adroit swindler's arrest
8quare Miles in States.
Correcting the prevalent errors existing in relation to the area of the several States and Territories in the Union, the new census shows that New York is •mailer than North Carolina by over 3,000 square miles, and has nearly 10,000 less than Georgia, the Empire State of the South. Rhode Island holds her own with 1,350 square miles, and Texas with her fertile 265,000. The **eyes of Delaware" cover 2,160 and the center of the Federal Government—the District of Columbia. 70. The total area of square miles in the United States, not counting Alaska, is 3,025,600, or 894 less than the old estimate. ^*-4
The Detroit Free Press states tha "Rev. Abijah Green, of New York State, preached a sermon on 'Fools' and then blew oat his gas at the hotel and went to bed to be suffocated." We are glad to hear of a man who practices what he preaches.
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TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY EVENING MAIL.
SaoiUen by a Distinguished Looking Stranger. "Mrs. Brown's son tells a real sad story, Major, which shows how little, after all, we can depend upon outward appearances for a correct estimate of a stranger," remarked Mrs. Max, reflectively, trying the while to separate the ribs of a broiled chicken. "If Mrs. Brown's son has been telling a sad stery, it does indeed shake my confidence in outward appearances," replied the Major. "I don't mean that, 1 mean the story itself, and not the fact that Mrs.
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son tells it, shows how mistaken we maybe. It seems that a young lady who lives on California Street Hill boarded a cable dummy on that street a few mornings ago to return home after having done some early shopping. There is not much travel at that hour, and the only other person on that side of the dummy with her was a young man, apparently an Englishman and a stranger, no was stylishly dressed and both dignified and distinguished in his manner. You know how popular Englishman—especially army officers—are with our girls here, and as there was something in his bearing that gave her an Idea he was an officer, she cannot be blamed for taking a considerable interest in him. Well, when the car was climbing the steepest part of the hill she dropped her parasol and, at the imminent risk of his life, he jumped off, picked up tho parasol, overtook the dummy, jumped aboard and politely returned it to her. She bowed, blushed and thanked him. Sho did not fail to notice the admiring look he gave her when she blushed, so continued to blush. With her it was a case of 'first sight.' His manner, his handsome face and figure had done their work with her fancy-free heart, and it was with a sigh and tender glance she left the dummy at •.street Imagine her delight and agitation when she discovered that he, too, had left the dummy. He followed her. It was distressingly near home for a flirtation, but he was a stranger and so distinguished-looking that she could not iu her heart find fault with him for his boldness. She reached her gate, heard his footsteps close behind her, had just determined to drop a glove for him, when her h^rt was set wildly palpitating by his srop-" ping quickly forward, opening the gate for net* and asking: 'Beg pardon, miss, but is this Mr. K's 'ouse?'
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"She blushed again, cast' dowi her eyes, and stammered in a low voice, 'It is I am his daughter.' 'Well, hi ham the new coachman 'e 'ired this morniug. Will you direct me to the servants' lientrance. please?' "Wasn't it sad, Major?" asked Mrs. Max, renewing her attention to the chicken. "It was, indeed, madam. I know of only one case of mistaken identity that presented a sadder picture. I knew once two estimable gentlemen, partner iu business, who were each afflicted with the same lamentable failing— they would at times drink more wine than they had any intention of drinking. One evening, it was somewhat late, they were returning together to their homes, which were in the same block. Rogers halted in front of a house and saiil: 'Goo nigh, Thompson goin' bed.' ", Where goin' to bed?' asked Thompson in surprise. *Goin' bed in my h-house,' replied Rogers with much dignity. 'This ain' your h-house my h-hon8e,' asserted Thompson. "After argsing the question with much earnestness flbr some time the two friends decided to leave the matter to the inmates of the house, and so x*ang tho bell. A curl-paper head obtruded itself from an upper window and a female voice asked, 'Who is there?" 'We're all here, madam,' said Rogers, 'an' would like to know who lives in this h-house.' 'Mr. Thompson lives here,' said the female voice. 'Then, madam, won' yon kind 'nough to como down here an' select Misser Thompson, for Misser Rogers wants to go home.'"—San Fran. ValL
Daring Weasel.
Few will read this anecdote, illustrative of the fearlessuess and strength of tho maternal instinct, without wishing that the life of tho brave little animal had been spared. The incident occurred not long since upon a farm iu Scotland.
A farmer was ploughing one of his fields, which was nearly completed, and was passing within afoot or two of the fence wall, when suddenly, and to the surprise of the farmer, one of the horses became utterly frantic, and refused to proceed in his work.
The farmer rushed to the horse's head, when, to his astonishment, he found that a large weasel had attacked the horse by springing upon it and fastening its teetn in the animal's neck. rmer bv a well-directed stroke of the reins dislodged and killed the weasel. The horse recovered from his fright, and in due course ploughing was resumed.
The cause of the daring attack was explained upon the return journey, with the plough a breadth nearer the walL,-where at the place of attack the stock turned over a nest of young weasels, the object of anxious solicitude to the parent weasel.
It was the well-grounded fear of barm to her young that nad inspired the heart of the parent weasel to perform the act of daring.
King Thebau, of Birmah,*after amusing himself for some years by murdering a large number of his relatives and subjects, bas found a new vent to bis feelings. He recently saw a picture of the great Roman Cathedral of St Peter's, uid is going to try to erect an edifice exactly the same atMandalay. hV
Mr. James B. Bailey, of Syracuse, N. Y„ writes: "Of all man born to suffer, I think I have had my foliest share: from my fourteenth vear I bare been a miserable invalid. When twenty-aix yeani of age I felt I was sixty. My troubles made me unfit for business or pleasure. A year ago I tried Brown® iron Bitten, and now in my twent seventh year I feel myself for one my life. 'A perfect man.'"
A Soene not on the Beritttr. A little occurrence took place in this city not long since which, if properly written up, would make a good find for some of the picture periodicals. I shall give the Globe a brief outline of the case: Recently two young men, living not many miles from the metropolis, concluded, rather than bear the ills they had,* to "fly to others that they knew not of'—that is, they called upon our corpulent dispenser of unalloyed felicity, the judge of probate, to have tied a couple of marital knots. The judge tied them tied them tighter, I imagine, than the proverbial Richard's sombrero band was ever tied. After the splicing operation was concluded and tne usual fees paid the happy quartet repaired to a neighboring hotel, and registered about ns follows: "John Smith and wife, room 28." "John Jones and wife, room 88."
After an elegant repast, the newlymade benedicts concluded to take in the town. They visited all the places where two young men might find amusement got a prescription, and likewise a bottle or two of sea foam, played African billiards at George Sasseen's for an hour, and returned to the hotel promptly at 9:30. In the meantime there had been a change of olerks, the day clerk having gone off duty and, tho night secretary having taken his place. Tho latter is a very polite individual, but was not acquainted with Messrs. Jones and Smith. He iuformed them that their wives had retired and he would show them to their respective rooms. "Let me see, this is 23, your room, Mr. Jones." (The gentle reader will glance at the register above.) And then—
God knows what next—I can't go on— I'm almost sorry that I e'er began. In about fifteen minutes that hotel was the scene of some of tho tallest yelling and most profound swearing that could be imagined, and tbero were four of the maddest people that over lived on earth. The night clerk was confronted by two infuriated ghosts, as he thought, and for some minutes he made up his mind tho time had come for him to pass in his checks. Explanations were mado all around, and, after all the reporters of the city papors had been duly bribed, the benedicts retired as registered. Clierryvale (Kan) Globe.
,1, A Successful Bluff Game. A sneak-thief grabbed the carcass of a lamb that hung on a hook in front of John Evins' meat market on Prospect street last night and, finding he was pursued, ran into an alley near by, threw his booty behind a pile of boxes, and boldly turned back. His pursuers met him at the corner. "Where's that lamb?" demanded one. "What lamb?" innocently asked tho thief. "Why, tho one you ran around the corner with a minute ago," explained the one who had taken hold of the stranger. "I'm not the mail. You've made a mistake, but I did meet a fellow just now running like thunder with a sheep over his shoulders. He turned that corner there just two minutes ago." "He's our man," exclaimed both, and off they started, leaving tho real thief to disappear hastily down the street. Tho men found the stolen meat but did not catch the thief.—Detroit Free Press. "v..
Becklera.
It was a man at one of our restaurants last Wednesday night. He was sitting at a table digesting that hallucinating dream—that mockcry of restaurant mockeries—a modern oyster stew. Calling the white-aprcned darky to his side, he pointed down into tho dish and said: "This thing must be investigated. It appears that you have given me an oyster stew with an oyster in it Come, this is hardly fair. And I am a stranger, too." "HeyP" asked the puzzled waiter. "I repeat you have given mo an oyster stew with an oyster in it Must I pay anything «xtra for the oyster?" "No—why—" "Well, that's all right I'm glad^ of it," smiled the stranger, straightening up. "Only, I don't "see how you can make any money if you put an oyster in the stew. Well, it beats me how you can afford to do it I suppose you'll be putting chickens in chicken salad, ham in ham sandwiches, and veal in veal pie next Then you'll be so rash as to give a man a clean napkin, besides putting vinegar in the vinegar oastdk* when it's rnn out You follu will bust up with kindness if your'e not careful."—WUliamsport Breakfast Table.
Here we have a Joke and a Man. The Joke is very old. It must be about one Thousand years old. The Man wears a Big Diamond and shiny ping Hat He is a Negro Minstrel. Go ana give the Old, Old Joke to him and he will take care of it*Tenderly. It is his Business. He gets Forty dollars a week for it—Denver Tribune Primer.
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It is a tie ntle Laxative.
It will Cure Heartburn.
It Is Pleasant to take.
It will Regulate your Liver,
It is Purely Vegetable.
It will Assist Digestion.
If will Cute Habitual Constipation, Tone the Digestive Organs, Purify the Blood,Cleanse tbf System from all impurities and is a MsstTstni lie rasitly Medicine, Get a hottle and be Cure# A Bottle will cost you one dollar, and dojot more good than anything yon ever tried. THA Bottle, Ten Cents. Just try It onoe.
Sold by GULICK & BEIIUY, Torro Hauto. POPHANN ASTHMA will relieve any case in Ave mlnutos. Sola by au Druggist*.
Samples of »r. It. W. Becil 4 t:«lebrsifd Asthma Keflef sent free to aay .who AKk. Immediate relief
guaranteed. 50c, and $1.00 pnckageH nent by mall, A. ETHUIDGE, Home, N. Y.
week In your own town. TVrm* nmft
POUf6 outfit free. Addrenn H. Ilallolt & Os., Portland, Maine.
/SILT EDGE
IS A THOROUGH REMEDY
In every ease of Fever and Ague, while for Disorder* of the Stomach, Torpidity of Liver, Indigestion and disturbance* of t»a Animal forces, which debilitate, It has equivalent and can have no substitute. It shonid not be confounded with the triturate compounds of cheap uplrltx and essential ens often sold under the name of Bittern.
F01 Sale by druggists and general dealers Wholesale agents, Tnrn Haute, Ind.
everywhere. Wholesale John
oonpare.
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