Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 12, Number 21, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 19 November 1881 — Page 2

I'HE MAIL

A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE.

TKRRE HAUTE, NOV. 19, 1881

ANOTHER evidence of insanity among the ho-called swells of the period is the •carrying of canes with the head* or knobs down. The fact that there is no reason for it shows the insanity.

THE prices at Relmonico's restaurant in New Yerk have been advanced from thirty to fifty per cent. The price of a sirloin is $1. The late proprietor cleared 12,000,000 his successor intends to do better than that.

A vktaajw who sent $5 to New York for a musical instrument that would play any number of tunes, and received a jewsharp, with a note saying any fool could play it, declared he wasn't that kind and they couldn't play it on him, and he'd bo dashety dashed if he'd stand It. He coolwl off however.

IT may be Interesting to the young men to know that some of their brother "la-da-das" are resorting to artificial means to give their complexions a delicate pink hue. They use tho same compounds that have long been used by their «isters. This is departing somewhat from the established custom, which is to mnke the application internally and allow it to blossom on the nose.

THE game of "Hare and Hounds" which has for some titne furnished amusement for the New England country boyw is becoming a popular ono with the yoiini» ladies. They wear costumos of bright colors made so that it will be no impediment to the fnir wearer. In .these, ono representing the hare runs over the rough country jumping ditches •and leaping fences with as much agility in a short time as a school boy. Usually it is not one woman in ten that knows anything about tho art of ruuning, but if this Hporl prove contagious it will do much towards placing them on an equal dn thai reaped with their muscular brothers.

It Is fortunate for the credit of wom-an-hood that two homicides which have rocently occurred are attributable to sudden insanity. Dora O. Beyland of Newport, Ohio, loved hor little ?grand•daughtor devotedly and was morbidly fearful that the child whould grow up wickedly. "How much Ijettcrit would •bo if she died now, for in that case she would surely go to heaven." With that thought in her miud, sho cut offthe little one's head. The other case was at Sprlnglield, Mo. Mary Dojarnett was excessively nervous, and had been kepi awako sovnral nights by the crying of her step-child, aged three. At length .*he killed it with aknifo.

Tnic MonnsiiATioj* is tho queer title of a quarterly published in New York city, Tho paper is issued by the "Now York lhisinoss Men's Society, for the Encouragement of Moderation," which lis a title long enough to delight Dickens, if ho were alive. It ii a quasi temperanco papor, and a novelty in its way. Its platform is Indicated by its name, and is simply moderation, rather than drunken now*, l)oer rather than rum. As to the ultra view of temperance, in fact, it deolares outright that "the American people will not prohibit," and further, that "human nature will not prohibit." It gives a sot of drinking rules as follows: 1st. Tut off drinking until business is over letters written books balanced sale* made safe closed reputation as a business man saved. 2d. When you drink, tukoboar, ale or light wine—nothing stronger. 3d. Don't treat or receive a treat In bar-rooms. This ridiculous custom is fa«t becoming unfashionable among gentlemen. It is done in noothor •country. Why not "treat" to anew hat, a pair of shoes, a paper collar, or a babywranper. Buy your own drink. Barroom treating Is a sin. It is tho foundation of drunkenness. It may do fer .loafers, but not for you.

DISPARITY IN AGES. The old man who marries a young girl doiw not do a very wise thing, and his bride risks her happiness and often loses it. But there Is a certain beauty in the admiring protection of the husband, and, whatever her disappointment may be, in nine cases out of ten she koeps her own secret. Her romance may be dormant, but affection is very strong in women, and she may be fond and proud o! a very old man who retains bis faculties and his emotions and loves her well. But of the old woman who marries a "boy, what can we say, what can we think? In such a union there can be neither dignity nor beauty. The man's •motiv«(is usually a mercenary one, aud the woman is simply hi* dupe. The clergyman who performs the marriage ceremony knows this at the altar the friends who go to the church to see them married feel it acutely. The congratulations are hollow and forced. Em where an eld woman's lingering beauty has temporarily captivated a youth, the looker on can feel nothing bat sorrow— the infatuation must be ao brief, the rebound so terrible. Man's love is often so light a thing, even when youth and beauty rivet it. A wife has sometimes so mud) to suf^r even where she has chosen wisely. The contempt one cannot help feeling for the woman who barters ber freedom, the acorn oae must cherish for the man who sella himself for a fortune, are scarcely so strong as the pity that arises for two bound together for life under such circumstances as makes even ordinary ototcntment an alter Impomibility,

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PRESB YTERIANS AND DANCING The Presbyterian Synod, which was in session at Erie, Pa., a few days ago, rendered a decision, after a two days' debate, in the case ef Heber Donaldson, a lawyer, of Endenton, Pa., who was expelled from the Presbyterian church, of which he belonged, for dancing. According to Mr. Donaldson, while at a private party last Spring, he "attempted to walk through the figure of a quadrille— something ne had never before attempted." He was expelled from the church, and the Clarion Presbytery refused to sustain his appeal. Conseqnently he appealed to the synod which met at Brie. Mr. Donaldson argued his own case, occupying a whole day. He maintained that the Bible did not prohibit dancing. The sin consisted in the abuse of it. The amusement, he claimed, was not condemned by the laws of the church, and there was no precedent for his expulsion. His plea was long and elaborate. "His peroration," says a reporter, "was an eloquont and able resume or the ease, and was listened to with the closest attention by a congregation that filled the church to overflowing." The next day

David Lawson, a member of the Clarion Presbytery, was the first speaker for the prosecution. Conscience, he said, was not always a safe guide. No line could be drawn between "promiscuous and social dancing." Mr. Donaldson committed an offense against the church because his example was liable to lead others to the depths of vice. Hence his act was calculated to bring discredit apon the church. Mr. Lawson also claimed that "in no place did the Bible sanction the dancing of both sexes together." When the question was put to a vote, reasons were given bv the clergymen for the way in which they voted. Only a few maintained that dancing was not a sin against the law of the church. The vote stood: for sustaining the appeal, twenty against sustaining it, seventythree. In the excitement of which followed, Mr. Donaldson announced his intention of appealing the case to the general assembly of the Presbyterian church, which meets at Springfield, 111., uoxt Spring.

ONE OF THE SADDEST LETTERS EVER WRITTEN. A child of Mrs. Courtney, who keeps bouue in the jail, interested Edward Earl, the condemned wife murderer, and inspired him to write the following day or two before his execution:

As I sit at my window and look out ou* the beautiful earth, things seem changed—different from what they were a month ago tho people seem more kind the sky looks more beautiful and blue every mouthful of fresh air tastes swoeter and is breathed with a thankfulness I never felt before. No—it is not that I have changed those leaves, a month ago, wero green. Now they are falling to the earth, and I know that before the lust ono drops I too will fall and lie lower than they.

That little five year-old playing oppoBito my window is changed—a month ago she would not speak to me now she is using all her little arts to attract my attention, and will cry when we are separated. She lives in the house with me, and every fair day she seats herself ou the grass beneath my window, and we play "keep house she "makes believe" she is my little girl come to viait me I "make bellove" she Is, but it's a sad play for me.

To-day she. has been telling that Pinkey (her doll) is very sick—teeth bother her—but it's Septooor now when it gets to be Oetember Mary Pinkey will be well again, then I must come down and swing, and that will be, oh, so nice. I promise to be there, she laughs, thinking I ain "making believe." We both laugh, there is music in her laughter—a tear in mine, but when it is erected, I will be there—aud swing.

EDWARD EARL.

SHALL LADIES WEAR TROWSERSf New York Star.

The fashionable dressmakers of Paris have invented a modification of the Bloomer costume, which recommends itself to all ladies who have been annoyed by the checks which "pullbacks" and "ticbacks" have been upon their free pedestrinnism. This invention is a pair of trowsors, thickly wadded and quilted, and falling in a wide floutico over each foot. The two legs of these trowsers— if we mav be allowed the expressionare united iu front by a skirt which presents all the appearance of au ordinary petticoat. But on the reverso part, so to speak, no skirt is sewn, and a lady's dress may now fit as tightly as she pleases without incommoding her movements.

If fashion decrees that ladies shall wear this now composite garment, half skirt, half trowsers, worn it will be, of course. But, for once, fashion has comfort, elegance and freedom of motion upon its side, although this, we fear, will have comparatively little influence upon the fair sex. So far as appearances are concerned, the trowsers skirt will have all the outward semblance of the present petticoat. Only whon the wearer begins to walk about freely, sit down naturally, and use her limbs as easily and gracefully as any man, will the aual nature of her new raiment dawn upon the admiring observer. Besides, she can then pile upon her back any quantity of furbelows, "dress improves" and other burdens, and bear thenTas comfortably as a camel—we mean a camel's hair shawl.

Oar English and French contemporaries, from which we obtain the information of this remarkable revolution in ladies' apparel, profess to be afraid that, fmm wearing trowsers tinner a skirt, the women will proceed to wear the trows"ra outside, boldly and undisguisedly. We have no such fears in regard to American ladies. Too many or them now wear the emblems of masculinity practically for us to dread the assumption of the garment, when they already have all the power. American ladies know that their first duty is to be beauful, and they perform it perfectly. They have refused to adopt the Bloomer costume, not because it is uncomfortable, but because it is ugly and ungainly. In obedience to the French modistes, they will wear the padded and quilted trowsers under their skirts so long as fashion dictates, but they will never discard the skirts, which always remind us of the fluttering* of angel's wings, and put on the masculine "over-all,•Mike a workman afraid to soil his clothes.'?. m-

TUB most sacred obligation is the marriage contract* The most sacred duty is to perform one's health. The best medicine is Brown Hi Iron Bitters.

Tint genuine Fellows' Syrup of Hypo phosphites Is put up in pint bottles, the name of Fellow*' Co. blown on.

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ELOPEMENT ECCENTRICITIES.

HOW PEOPLE HAVE GOT BID OP UNDESIRABLE PARTNERS AND GOT OTHER ONES.

Gathered from the Exchanges, Bruce Cooper, of Moore head, Ky., eloped with Mollie De Hart, aged thirteen, but after going a few miles repented, advised her to go home, and shot himself.

A resident of Butler countv, Ky., after arriving at the age of eighty, and having been married four times, eloped at night on horseback with the youthful belle of the county, was chased twenty miles bv her angry father, but got away triumphantly ana went on his fiftn honeymoon trip rejoicing.

Two young people eloped from Ripon. Wis., to Fon da Lac, and telegraphed back to the girl's parents: "May we get married? Please, wire consent immediately, as ceremony will be performed this evening anyhow."

A married farmer of Knox county, Ohio, eloped with a neighbor's wife, ana the deserted partners pmlosophically obtained divorces and were married.

When Dr. J. C. Thompson was married, at Sedalia, Mo., he notieed that Miss Collett, the bridesmaid, whom be then saw for the first time, was handsomer than his wife. He told her so a few days later, and that he was sorry he had not married her, whereupon she remarked that they could easily remedy that by eloping, and they eloped accordingly.

A married woman eloped at Farewell, Mich., recently, and took train fot the East with her paramour. "Thank heaven, I'm in time!" yelled the husband as he galloped up to the station, entered the car, placed her child in the cowering woman's lap and rode happily away.

John Halvey and Mrs. Armstrong, of Albion, Miss., were about to elope. Each had four children, but they concluded that two would be as many as the new household could support Comfortably. So thev drew lots, and she won and took haff her family frith her.

A middle-aged couple recently fi$ited Kansas City on their bridal UMgr' and staid at the house of the bride's brother. The bridegroom saw his wife's that she was fair, won her ijeart( ,, with her and made tiie redtbf thttjiurney on the old tickets.

Dr. Hammond, of Minneai engaged to marry Miss Bly, bufltilVHe Miss Winter his wife instead. could guess why he changed. monial plan, ana the my ten? ened by the fact that Misajli thing hard it say against 1 ter was nfade clear when*] her after getting possessidi fortune.

Jacob Ropp, of Blutf out for a walk with daughter of his empl her to elope. Tut amounted to four ceris four days in an empl cents' worth of crai tained work in a bri were getting along quite^gtffWHably when the bride's parents rotrod them, and, after a stormy scene, talented and took them home.

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A young Lochinvar eloped Illinois girl, but at Hays Cit abandoned hor' giving herfi"~ ing hor he was bought a horse, provisions aud set oiVTaTtei

A baby was sent to the New Haven poor house, not long ago, under singular circumstances. Both its parents had eloped, the father with another man's wife and the mother with another woman's husband.

Mr. Gowland, of Stockton&p-Tees, England, lodged \vith Mr. Peaioik and eloped with his wife. The%tuiband, some financial arrangemeogft net %ing carried out, had them arreted loifthe larceny of the woman's oiotbes, but as it came out that he had Julped themto carry the trunk to the station, and bn wished them a pleaaant journey, Jfie charged was dismissed.

A young woman of WaUingfbrd, Conn., was married the otiim^VMing, and while the festivities that%t!lovvea the ceremony were at their height the bride eloped with ono of her oMuoUrers who was among the guests. **'j

Not long ago a curious elopement case occurred Bath, Me» A woman fell in love with a man who was not her husband. The husband, takMig the matter coolly, said': "Wife, \ye'v saved up this Winter $100 striv, atifl we'll spend it together go, and h«r$'s $10." Sue took the money and went,

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A TREATISE ON TREATING. Some savant of the saloons has com

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New Jersey—"Well, hefc wtgo!"and they generally do. New 1fork—" My regards,1'•

California—"How!" Indiana—"Here's to us."!

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Washington—"Here we i." Mexico—"A la Salud detU."—(Your health.)

Illinois—"Another nail if the coffin." Ohio—"I hope I see you

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Kentucky—"Time." Maine—"'Take it sly." Boston—"To the club." Wisconsin—"Here's looting at yen." Virginia—"Here's hopin Pen nay 1 vauia—1'Here's grudge."

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North Carolina—'1Hero' off your head." Nevada—"Here we jolt.1

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New Jersey—"Let's tryft some time when we're sober." When playing for draka—"Better lack next time."

Miscellaneous—"Boys -frhat'll you have?" I jjA "Let's go and take a botL,r "Name yer piam." 4 "Gentlemen, please na^e yer berfii--age." "Gentlemen, will you jin me?'' "Weil, how will you t«e it "Gimme some of the olMuff." "A gin fin if you pleas/' "Whisky (if you can spro it)." "Let's go and abed a tet." "Here's another luck.'* "Beer all the time—noting but beer. "Give it to me straight! "Good-bye."

THE Philadelphia Ear Hour mentions Mr. J. A. Walfc) of 1246 X. Twelfth street, that dtyJu an enthusiastic indotser of St. Jad» Oil for the relief and core of disaas* of horses. ===--e-s Vi

SEWING AND BEAPlNQ. When vonnar ladv terns handkerchiefs for a rich sacheia, abeeewa that she may reap. When aids diseases are planted through o«r iitiulgence, you can prevent toe tadertofcer from reaping tbe benefit bt usirtf Spring Blossom. Price 50 cent, tria bottle 10 cents.

NOT A MODERN ROMANCE New York Graphic. Pogama—My dear I must go out on business again to-night.

Regina—My dear, you didn't find it necessary to go away from me on business almost every night before we were married.

P.—No, My dear, mv business then was to marry you. R.—And you enjoyed my company then?

P.—I did my dear. I wasn't so sure of you as I am now, my dear. R.—Well, you're candid enough at any rate.

P.—I am my dear let us be honest with each other. You see we're talked each other out. You {know me all throagh and I know you.

R.—And home is a dull place, I suppose. And I'm not as interesting aa before you married me.

P.—You put the case disagreeably plain, my dear. There's no need of serving up the truth raw in that fashion. But that's about the size of it when you take the trimmings off.

R.—Very well, my dear, I'm going out too: I may be out till 2 a. possibly tills.

P.—Where—where are you going, my dear? R.—To see a person on business.

P.—A person, a man or a woman. But it's a woman of course. And why so late?

R.—It's a person, my dear. And its business* Business is business, you know.

P.—But a respectable woman has mo business to be oat with a person such an hour. Above all, a wife.

R.—And why a wife any less than a husband, my dear P.—Because—because it ain't the thing, you know. A man's business keeps him out late. At least some men's business does. Mine does.

R.—And henceforth mine does, my dear. 'Sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose, my dear. I'm going to see something of life. Home is dull. You were interesting before I married you. But now we know each other all through, you know. We see too much of each other, you know. Come, let's be honest with each other. Sauce for the gander ought to be tho goose's sauce, hadn't it, my dear? Sauce piquante. Good-by. I'm off for greeuer fields and ^pastures newer.

P.—No you don't my dear. f. R.—Yes I do. I P.—You go out of that door, and you1 .don't come in again, my dear,

R.—I don't want to, my dear -4 I P.—What! R.—I don't wan't to, my dear, I've got A thousand dollars of my own, and if jjlrour door is loeked when I return I shalf aire a door of my own and lock you out, my dear. Sauce for the gander is Sauce for the goese.

P.—O come now, my dear, this is all nonsense. Yoi#6 won't do any such fihing. Ootne, be sensible now.

R.—I am sensible, my dear. In fact, I've just got possessidnjrf my senses, as "Mr. Fresh says. I cattailt and I will. You know me well enough for that, don't you, my dear.

P.—My dear, I think I won't go out td-night. R.—Neither will I, my dear.

THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING A SOY. At the closing of the Rahway, N. «... grammar scbobl, Adolph Jacobs, aged thirteen years, Composed and read the following composition ou "The advantage of being a boy."

A boy is generally born when he is very young, and gets to be a man before his mother. A boy is not BO skittish as a girl. He takes a mouse which would scare his sister half to death, and ties a string to its tail and swings it over bis head. Then he is in its glory, and laughs at bis sister who is looking for a knothole to hide in. He wears no lace, bibs or corsets, petticoats or skirts. A boy possesses ten times more cheek than a girl, but, if he ever does any mischief, he owns up to it with a bright, smiling face. Girls area great deal of trouble to their parents, who hav$ to keep them until somebody falls iu love with them and marries them. Not so with the boyhe takes care of horses, works in the mine, and raises a cabin. All that girls do for exercise is to make dolls, chemises and crochet work, while the boy, the spark of mankind, is putting up some Job to play on his teacher, or playing lug tho glorious game of baseball. Hurrah! then, for tho boys. They are stand-ard-bearers of the world!

THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING A MAN. An exchauge contains a long list of the many devices fashionable young ladies resort to, on the eve of getting married, in order to improve their forms, complexions, and so forth. If the young ladies are lean, they resort to a diet oi oat meal and cream and abstain from all exercise, and if fat starve themselves down. They go to the dentist and have every tooth carefully examined, cleaned, straightened, whitened and repaired, and acorn doctor, or pedicure, fixes up their corns, bunions, etc., ana polishes the nails of their feetand fingers. Superfluous hair is removed, the face poulticed for complexion, and Turkish baths taken to improve the general constitutionality. All this is done by the young lady in addition to attending to the getting up of her trousseau, and fully three months' bard work is undergone for the great event. With tbeyoung man, however, it is different. He lounges around out doom with hia best man until it is time for the ceremony to commence, when be spits out bis tobacco and goes in

GIRLS, DON'T GET MARRIED. Girls, don't be in a hurry to get married. If you are but sixteen, don't allow such an idea to get into your head for at least four years. Don't even run the risk of it by permitting any yoang man to get as far as the proposing point, fight them off, or make him wait or go to somebody who is ready. Don't live under the impression that you must accept the first love sick youth who proposes. Be patient, deliberate and sagacious, There is a world of happiness for you between sixteen and twenty. The world would be a dreary old waste if it wera not for the sweet faces of young girls with their piquant sayings ana melting smiles. Your father has bought you a piano, and y»u have learned to play after many lone and wearisome lessons. Don't spoil all by getting married, for after that yeu won't have much use for a piano. After you have reached twenty, it would be well to consider the matrimonial problem with some seriousness.

CAPT. CHAS. N. CORKI, of that dty, who was cured by St. Jacobs Oil, after suffering for years with rheumatism.— York (Neb.) Republican.

GRAY hair may be made to talks en its youthful color and beauty by the use of Hall's Vegetable Sdllian Hair Renewer, tbe beat preparation for the hair known to tbe sdeace of medicine and chemistry.

SOME ODD ACCIDE. NT^

At Louisville, au old mat ai&ed a kick at his wife, lost his balance, fell and was fatally injured.

At Boston, Simon Long,while playing with the cat in the hallway, made a misstep and fell against the wall and broke his neck.

At Dublin, Ga., a chimney swallow filled the muule of William Sugg's gun with clay and when he discharged it the weapon Dlew off his band.

At Baltimore, a man who was "Being shaved heard a runaway, and, thinking it was his team, jumped up and nearly had his nose cut off.

At Dovercourt. England, a boy named Boast swallowed the sting of a wasp while eatiag some preserves, and died while running to the doctor's.

At Neodesha, Minn., Albert Grant was playing with a Newfoundland dog and dragged it by the tail, when it jumped into the pond pulling him in, and be was drowned.

At St. Louis, Thomas J.Wharton, Jr., took upa large oyster, said, "This is the kind of an oyster Walter Brooks choked to death on" tried to swallow it and was choked to death.

At Pittaburg, Mike Maroney entered a cere oven in a foundry to warm himself, and another workman placed a core on a truck, ran it in, closed the door and roasted him alive.

At Nanticoke, Pa., 'John Lafschuski, broke a bottle of whisky iu his pocket, saturating his clothes when he subsequently lit a match they took fire, and he was fatally burned.

At Eastport, Me., a sailor wanting a drink of water and finding the iron pump frazen, poured hot water into it, and while attempting to suck a drink from it inhaled the steam and was scalded to death.

At Creedmoor, a friend snapped a cherry pit at Lieutenant W. A. Moore, aad hit him in the eye. It struck the optic nerve, causing paralysis and congestion of the brain, aud he had a narrow escape from death.

In Adair county. Missouri, two young men agreed to be photographed with pistols drawn on each other. Tho artist, while arranging his positiou, discharged one of the pistols, snooting the opposite sitter through the lungs.

HURRIED DINNERS. Londen Lancet.

It is a mistake to eat quickly. Mastication performed in haste must be imperfect, even with the best of teeth, and clue admixture of the salivary secretion with the food cannot take place. When a crude mass of inadequately crushed muscular fibre, or undivided material of any description, is thrown into the stomach, it acts as a mechanical irritant and sets up a condition in the mucousmembrane lining of that organ which greatly impedes, if it does not altogether prevent, tho process of digestion. When the practice of eatiug quickly and filling tho stomach with unprepared food is habitual, the digestive organ is rendered incapable of performing its proper functions. Either a much larger quantity of food than would be necessary under natural conditions is required or the system suffers from the lack of nourishment. Those animals which were intended to feed hurriedly were either gifted with the power of rumination or proizzarda. Man is not so furvlded with fished, and it is fair to assume that was intended to eat-slowly.

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HOW A HYMN WAS WRITTEN. There is a story that the popular hymn "The Sweet By and By," was the work of two men while drunk. Joseph P. Webster, who composed the music, died several years ago. Dr. S. F. Bennett, author of the verses, lives at Rochester, III. He says that the charge of intoxication is untrue, thaugh Webster was a free drinker. The two wrote a hymn book in 1874, and "The Sweet By and By" was one of the pieces jointly composed for it. The suggestion came from a chance remark by Webster, who was habitually despondent that all would be well "by and by," Bennett at once made the rhyme, and Webster brought the muslo out of a fiddle, which was his customary aid in composition. The hymn book had its day and is forgotten but this one tune is put into every new publication of the kind, and has a sale of about ten thousand copies a year in shoot form. Dr. Bennett says that ho and Webster wore not orthodox Christians when the hymn was written, and that he is now even less a believer. sV

V2 A GOOD YEAR FOR GIRLS. Washington Star. It has been frequently the subject of comment, by many people here, that nearly all tbe babies born to their acquaintances, this year, have been girls. Two out of three of Gen. Grant's grandchildren, born since July 4, are girls, and both the grandchildren added to Gen. Sherman family, this year, are girls. Nearly all tbe married officers attached to a certain man-of-war now at the navy yard have bad daughters born to them within a few months.

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SURK care for Dyspepsia in nil its RtaRCR also for Coughs, Colds. RroiirliilH, and all diseases of the Throat and Lungs and the only remedy that is beneficial in Malarial climate. This is a preparation of Balsau Tain, Rock a mly,

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and other medicines Wfeneflclal in above diseases, the basis being being a purer Rica and Ityo Whiskies. Tliis Hloe whiskey is commonly known as Arraek in the Bonth, and as Bainshoo in China. Jl lias been used for many years by the Chinssc, and also by negro laborers in the southern rice fields as tho only antidote to Malaria unci Kice Fever.

This Tonic is elassed by CoimnisKioners of. Internal Revenue aNm*d£cinnI *uhJ«ot onlr

to the stamp tax, which does not subject th lie cense as liquor den lei.

vender to license asliqu iltl

We guarantee a positive cane in every ca»? Harmless and very pleasant to take, 'iry For sale by all druggists and grocers at ?1.( per quart bottle. The trade supplied at» Hi oral discount by i:.. '4*) |. HIM MA 1} Wholesale Grocers, and v:.» GfLKK BKMRY, ,Wholesale Druggists^

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TERRE HAUTE, IND. HKNBT BI8CHOFF A CO. New York and Charleston H. C. Sole Manufacturers and Proprietors, P. O. Box3076. Depot,OS WallSt., N. Y.

JjiRANK PRATT, Importer anil Ofttl^r In ITALIAN MARBLE AND GRANUl

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COR. FIFTH AND WALNUT TBRRKHAtTTK. I NO.

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LOST MANHOOD RE8TOREL A victim of youthful imprudcnce causing Premature Decay, Kerrona Mobility, Lcmt Manhood, etc, baring Med in vain every knownromedyjbaa discovered a *{mpl« self curo,whict| he will arrid FBEB to his fellow-suffernr*, ad' dreaa J. H.

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Send for on New Illust tedPrice-L. No. 30, Fall and Wi

ter of 1881. Free to any address. Coi tains full description of all kind* of good for personal and family use. We deal directly with the consumer, aud sell aTi goods in any quantity at wholetak pricef Yon can bay better and cheaper than at home.

MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. S27 and 229 Wabash Avenue,Ch icago, I

Sly Comtry Men and Hy Women fromth Conn try—As yon epue down on the rtree rani from tbe depots tell the eondnctor t# utopat

RIPPET0E & "MILLER'S "White Front "J47 and 649 Main St

Where yon will always find the best

SlieilM, COFFFEE9, TEA- TABLE MUPPMF

And All Staple aiid Fancy Groceries

At the Lewes Prfeese

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