Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 12, Number 12, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 17 September 1881 — Page 3

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TRAVELING BRIDES AND GROOMS.

SIGNS BY WHICH THE HOTEL CLERIC KNOWS THEM AND WHICH HAVE TO BE PAID FOR.

New York 8unv

'Tell them?" ejaculated the clerk "I can pick them out as easily as if they carried signs, 'We are just married.'" "Yes but how?" "Well, in the first place, they are always most abundant in the fall and winter. I don't know why it is, but such is the fact. One of the signs of a new married couple is their spick and ipan new clothes. Somehow, when people get married they generally get as many new clothes as possible. The bride and groom have new hats and new trunks and new dusters. Then, again, they apend their money more freely. When a man is in his honeymoon he feels as if he oucht to be generous. He has a grateful sort of spirit, and throws his money around as if he wanted to show that th« world had used him well. He has put by his money for the occasion, and is not afraid to spend it. He is specially anxious that the bride shall eat and drink of the best. He must have a room with a private parlor, and not up stairs very far, and with a good view. Sometimes he is a little chary of asking for these things, but when we suggest them he always says 'Yes.' Of course it is part of our business to suggest them. We consider that we have the same right to pluck a newly married couple as an undertaker has to pluck bereaved relatives." "Do they behave differently from other people?" "I should—well, yea. The husbaad does not run off to the bar-room or the billiard-room as the old married men do. When the old married couple arrive you may bo certain that the nrst thing the husoand does is to take a drink or lounge about the billiard tables, telling his wife that he has some business to attend to." •Are newly-marriedcouples bashful?" 'That depends. The widowers ani widows don't mind it, but the young people area little coy. At Niagara Palls we nad most of the new couples late iu the season, when the regular boarders bad lefti I have seen as many as a dozen at a timfe file into the dining room, trying to look as if they had not been married yesterday, but casting furtive glances About to see if they were susected. The men were specially watchul lest somebody ogling the brides. One day I thought we should have a tight in the dining room. A strapping big fellow from the West in a new suit of store clotlies sat down to the table with his brido,k buxom, brown-eyed beauty. She lookCTl so fresh aud rosy that she could not Rut attract attention, and she got it. E?very gentleman in the room took more than one look at her, and she knew it. (Of course she did not object. But the man began to get angry. He did not like to speak to the bride about it, becausB she was evidently not displeased. {Finally he got up and walked to the nearest gentleman whom he had observed, and said: "'Look here, stranger, I'd like to know what you are staring at my wife for?" "Your wife! Allow me to congratu late you, my dear fellow. You have got the nfcest wife in the city,' said the gentleman addressed. 'The fact is, I thought she was your sister. Excuse me if was ruije but if you don't want people to look at your wife, you really must never take her out in public. No offence meant, sir.' "The bridegroom went baek to his place, but he took good care at the next meal td pat his wife with her face to the wall."

Which do you think take to the new conditions most gracefully?" Women by all odd. The men are always betraying themselves. They want to talk about it they are full of the subject. Women are more artful and have more adaptability to new circumstanccs But, with all their arts, they can't deceive the old hotel clerk, ana it is very seldom that wo don't turn in a few dollars extra to the house on account of our knowledge."

Another peculiarity of the newly married counlea who go to hotels," continued tho clerk, "is that many of them live in the city. They always come equipped for along journey. They have left the wodding guests with tne announced intention of taking a long ourney, conspicuously displaying, pertaps, their railroad tickets, ana have been driven away by way of the depot to a first-class hotel, previously selected. I knew one case, where a bridal couple, to avoid detection, actually boarded the train,and started apparently on a journev. but took at the next station a train back to the city, and stopped at a hotel a few blocks from home. Then the wedding guests were permitted to stay at the feast as long as they plained,with out disturbing anybody."

CHILDREN'S CHATTER.

A little boy up town said be didn't want the soft part of a biscuit, "some little boys," observed his mother, -'would be very glad to get it." "Then why didnt you give it to them," answered the four-year-old hopeful.

A five-year-older attended Sundayschool last Sabbath as an observer, and daring the rather long prayer kept her bead reverently bowedln imitation of the example of her older companion. During the ringing of the byma following she turned to her companion and with

fam

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must be seat by oxprem at pwuiiiaiiNi pn«e. Bmm of all bo*u« pads only nadt tow on the miwtatton of the genuine.

-avity whispered: Don pray again tired of it." A little fellow of five going along the •tree* with a dinner pail is stepped oy a kind-hearted gentleman who says:

Where arejrou going mv little man I^~

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"To watch the newly-married couples who travel is one of toe compensations of our arduous life," said an old hotel clerk the other day. 'How can you tell whether they are newly marriea or not?" inquired the Sun reporter to whom this remark was ad-

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To school. f*bool •Tb write?" "No." "To •No." "What do you do?** for school to let out^

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TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY EVENING MAIL.

NEW AESTHETICS.

STRAXOB STEPS TAUGHT ACTRES8B&.

TO

It*-, Nym Crlnkle'a Feullleioa. "I don't know of anything more characteristic of a certain class of histroaic aspirants than the pertinacity with which they endeavor to ferret out tho small secrets of one's peculiarities of manner

The spea

and Morris, an

speaker was Clara

she was describing a young

lady of the intellectual school who had haunted for many nights the precincts of the green room, or sat in pensive meditation in the auroral of glory of the footlights while Mlw Morris perlormed a celebrated role. "Do you know, she continued, "that that girl came in night after night, and gained admission behind the scenes, even penetrating to my dressing-room door and garing eagerly in, as though to surprise me in the commission of some act of witchcraft. One night a young lady was with me came into my room and reported an interview that had just taken place outside. It seems she had been intercepted by Miss *, the young lady, and asked in atone of the deepest interest, 'Have you seen Miss Clara undressed?' My friend was surprised by the question, and asked an explanation. 'I mean,' said the interlocutor, 'haven't you ever been with her when she is en diehabUU .*' 'Certainly, _ry often,' was the reply. Then the seeker after knowledge lowered her voice to a whisper and asked, while her eyes dilated ana her chin reposed on her clasped hands. 'Does she then really use the glide?' My friend was very much puzzled," said Clara, "and came to ask me what it meant. "I explained to her that the glide was a peculiar step taught by the elocutionists, only less difficult to explain than it is to illustrate. I could show you its effect, but the secret of the accomplishment I am not so sure that I oould make plain to you." Armed with this clew, the entire coterie, by dint of much endeavor, gained access to the school of a popular instructress to obtain points on the glide. To their surprise it was found tnat before the novice is fitted for the stage she must be thoroughly versed in, not only the glide, but the slope, jerk, shove, paddle and sweep as well.

For the benefit of all uninitiated readers, it may be as well to give a description of each. For the "glide" the body must be poised at an angle of about sixty degrees from the floor, head inclined forward, the left leg bent at the knee while the right is extended with some rigidity to tlie rear. The art of the glide consists in making the successive movements progressing forward, and alternating the right and left step, without actually tumbling over.

The "slope" is very like the glide,with the exception that every movement is reversed and the body thrown backward instead of forward. The "jerk" is only used in moments of intense passion or agony of mind, as when unripe fruit has been indulged in, or the spirit of a murdered ancestor appears. It is not a progressive, neither a retrogressive motion

vays

There is the jerk jerk The

to the left. An actress who can gracefully is always admired, "shove" is going out of obsolete plays in which the nermne was always pictured as a prudish sort of a person, centinulling advances. se the "padftle" is a specialty, only taught in certain colleges, and never usedontnl

tageexcept in eomeay pa tation of it has been int

duced fa to young ladies seminaries, and may Unseen in its perfection of ngliness on Fifth avenue. To do the paddle well the elbows must be thrown out, the body inclined forward from the waist, the chin raised so as to give a near-sighted aspeet to tho face, and the hands thrown slightly about so that the palms are exposed outward.

The "sweep" is muoh more graceful, but can only be successfully done ia a long skirt. The effect of this movement or step is to give the impression of a locomotion smooth and graceful entirely without muscular effort. When well done it is extremely effective, but in re ality, its modus operandi is quite another matter. If it were possible to induce a lady to perform the "glide" for you in adress of transparent matorial, it would be readily seen that it is accomplished by means of a succession of short, paroxysmal steps and extreme rigidity of tho spinal column. These are the principal varieties of known steps, and yet the unthinking world will persist in believing that the pathway of the actress is strewn with flowers.

FEMALE BARBERS. Oil City Derrick.

There is a female barber in Bradford, and we are not surprised that she has the heft of trade, that men shave who never shaved before, and those who always shaved now shave the more. Why,

they just tumble over each other to get

her'efrair, and the lucky man straightens himself out aud puts himself under the

andsasifshewereafe-

male doctor. When she runs her fingers aronnd his face and tickle him tinder the chin with the lAther-bru.4b, it makes his blood grow hot and his toes tingle, while his iiralp prickles like an electric brush. Then when she slings one arm under his head and grabs hola of his off ear, and draws the nutor to starboard, he feels like Paradise regsined. It's bsd on the nerves, but it's nice. Then she hauls his fare over toward her, and leans forward, bringing his nose' close up against her, and proceeds to elean the off side of his ind pr leaa-

That is the time the man calls up all his patriotism and his courage, recites the Declaration of Independence, and dreams of houris and the harem of the Old Man of the Mountain, and gets so weak that he takes hair oil, bay rum, and a shampoo, and his hair cut twice.

"THANK OOD FOR COMPOUND OXTGEN Ibis is the grateful utterance of the wife of a clergyman. Her letter, dated New City, Rockland county, New York, June 14th, 1880, thus states the condition of her husband wbon he began the Oxy-

Treatment: "Rev. A. J. Conklin. stor of New City and Centennial churches, Newark Conference, was run down with overwork voice iniured, memory impaired, eyes very badly impaired, so that he could scsreely follow up general reading, much tarn study throat aflbcted, and the whole system Sn abed state. He would have had to stop pieachlng had be not found help. I asked him this morning what I should say in reporting to you for him. *Oh be says, *tell tbem 1 am well. Never felt better in my life!' This, on the minister's 'Bine Monday.' after preaching three times on a very hot day, administering the sacrament and baptismal service, and walking three miles afterward! And now be is at work in his garden. Tbsnk God for Compound Oxygen!" Our Treatise on Compound Oxygen, which gives full information about this rotaarkabie remedy for Chronic Diseases, is seat frm. Address Drs. Starker A Pales, 1109 aad 1111 Qirard street, Philadelphia, Pa.

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THREE HUNDRED TEARS HENCE In a book with the above title, an English suthor has undertaken to depict the condition of things on earth in the year 2180. He describes the rise of socialism, and predicts that the Land League agitation will involve Great Britain in a civil war, which will destroy her commerce and pave the way for her downfall. Upon the ruins of crumbline empires will be founded a worldwide republic. A Yankee will inveut an annihilating machine which will make wars impossible. The disappearance of armies and forts will make the universal republic stronger. The new force is discovered. By moans of this, mtn walks on the floor of the ocean, and forces his way through the bowels of the earth. Great caverns are discovered at enormous depths, and as the surface of the earth becomes crowded, colonies are planted in these, and mighty domes, shaped like diving-bells, built upon the bed of the ocean, and running up to above the level of the water, afrord temporary and permanent abodes to thousands. They cultivate seaweeds and vegetables, and fibrous submarine plants, for texile fabrics and dyes. Later the internal fires of the globe are made available for heating purposes. With their aid the frosen regions around the

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are rendered of tropical warmth, vine and banana flourish there, snd the Arctio night is made brilliant with the electric lights. In time the population of the globe beeomes so dense that the ecumenical council, the head-center of the government for the state of humanity, decides that the four or five millions of acres covered by the habitations of men must be brought under cultivation. The population of the globe betakes itself to cities built upon piles in the seas, tho houses are demolished, and every ineh of the earth's surface is cultivated for food. The capitol wherein laws are made for the world is located in Terrapolis, a city of 10,000,000 inhabitants, built on the South JPacifio Sea. It is ornamented with a few of the most remarkable buildings of the ancient world, including the Gfethedral of Cologne, the Tower of London, the Vatican, and the great pyramid.

A BUSINESS MANS EXPERIENCE He could not tell what ailed him. He knew his digestion was poor, and' his heart palpitated. He felt his nervous system was shattered. Ho knew his urine was milky and ropy, but he had suffered from these disorders for years. Only of late bad he began to feel himself completely exhausted and his nervous system shattered, and his constitution "broken down. A friend recommended Brown's Iron Bitters. It sultod his case precisely, aad now he is as healthy, robust and strong as his heart oould desire. Go thou ana do likewise, then may you live long and be happy. A clipping from the Commercial,

SUNDAY SLEEPING. Golden Rule.

A person whose brain is wearied with intellectual work during the week, or whose nervous system is exposed to the strain of business or professional life, ought to sleep within an hour or two after his Sunday dinner, if he. can. It is surprising how much like a seven-day dock the brain will work, if the habit of a "Sunday nap" be once formed. Nature will take advantage of it as regularly and as gratefully as she does of. the'nightly sleep, and do her best to make up lost time. People, ou the other hand, whose week of toil is chiefly physical, may well give their minds activity while their body is resting. Two sermons and three or four hours of good solid reading is a real rest to some on Sunday, while to others such a course amounts to posUivo Sabbath-breaking. Sunday is a day of rest, not work, religious or otherwise. It is a day for re-

Sogmatists

ose, not for exhaustion. But what the on one side and the illiberal liberals on the other are apt to overlook is the fact that all men do not rest alike any more than they labor aliko, and what may help one may kill another.

ADVICE TO A YOUNG LADY. Now that you are being courted, you think, of course, that is all very well, audit will be nicer when you get married. But it won't. He doesn't know himself, and you don't him. When ho sees you as many times a day as he wants to, may be more, when ho sees your head done up regularly every morning in curl papers and .the bloom ia all off the rye when your heme contains a good deal of washtub, cradle and cook stove, he won't stand in front of the house for one hour watching your light in the window. He'll be thinking, rather, of getting out of the house. Young woman, protract this courtship as long as you can. Let well enough alone. A courtship in hand is worth two marriages in the bush. Don't marry till Christmas after next.—Ex.

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TOO FASTIDIOUS.

Some would-be Brrona look on with disgust At the rhymen of Bcleetrlc Oil "poet But we have the best, article known to the world, And intend that all persona shall know It. It cores coughs, colda. aathma and catharrh, Bronchitis and complaints of that kind: It doea not coat much, thougli rheumatics It cures. Tlabest Oil In the world you can find.

SYMPTOMS.—Slight pain in the side, the skin and eyes assumes thick yellow coat, digestion is impaired, an unpleasant sinking sensation at the pit of the stomach is experienced, the bowels are irregular, the mind fretful, the memory weakened, sometimes a slight oougb, coldness of the hands and feet, sometimes loss of appetite and at others craving for food, diczin unnatural the bead,

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DR.

E.C. WESTS Nerve and Brain Treatment a specific tor hysteria, dtsslness, convulsions, nervous headache, mental depression, loss of memory, spermatorrhoea, lrapotency, involuntary emissions, prematura old age, caused by over exertion, self abuse or over indulgence, which lends to misery, decay and death. One box will cure recentcases. Each box contains one month's treatment. One dollar a box, or six boxes for five dollars sent by mail prepaid on receipt of price. We guarantee six boxes to cure any caso. With each order received by us for six boxes, accompanied with Ave dollars, we will send the purchaser our written guarantee to return the money if the treatment does not effect a cure. Guarantees issued only when the treatment is ordered direct from us. Address JOHN C. WEST A CO. Sole! Haute,

stfrom us. Address ju«i u. wiasia le Proprietors, 181 and 1S3 W. Madison Si, Icagcw Ills. Sold by Cook A Bell, Terre iute, Indiana.

BAKER-SPAIN PANACEA cures pain man and boast. For use externally and in ternally.

DR. ROGER'S VEGETABLE WORM SYRUP instantly destroys worms and removes the secretions which cause them.

Henry's Carbolic Salve. The best salve In the world (or cuts, bruises sores, ulcers, salt rheum, tetter.' chapped hand*, chilblains, corns, and ail kinds or skin eruptions, freskles and pimples. The salve is guaranteed to give perfectsatisfaction in every case or money refunded. Be sure you get HENRY'S CARBOLIC SALVE as all others are but imitations. Prioe 35 oents. For sale by all druggists.

Dr. Green's Oxygenated! Milters Area cheap and simple remedy for dyspepsia and biliousness in all their worst forms. It is a well-known preparation, and has been known and endorsed by physicians tor many years, and has been used by thousands of sufferers In all parts of the world as a standard and reliable remedy.

DURNO'S CATARRH SNUFF cures catarrh and ail affections of the mucous membrane.

DRJ MOTIVS LIVER PILLS aro the best eathartio regulators. (2)

NAirilfi TRIUMPH.

I'raalvr'i Moot Bitters.

If you are weak, or languid, two Fraaicr'a Bitters. If your flesh Is flabby and your complexion sallow, use Fraaler's lllttcro.

If you live in a malarial district, use Fraxier'a Bitters. If worn down with the caro of children, use Frasier's Bitters.

If you have got the blues, use Frasier's Bitters. If you have kept late hours and lived trary to the laws of health, uao Fraser's Bitters.

If you need toning up take Frasier's Root Bitters. If you have abusled instead of used natural's gifts, use Frasier's Bitters.

If you feel old before your time, use Frasier's Bitters. If life has become a bunion and you have gloomy forebodings, use Fraxlers Bitters.

If your hands tremble and your eyes have Frasier's Root BltterB will make grown dim you feel young again, evi

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erywhore atthe lowprlce of 11.00 per boitlo, HBNRY A DAYIES, Sole Prop's, Cleveland, O.

new dUfOrrrnl Rorar4]r for Wornm. differing froin ail others -it remove* tho worm NEHT.

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ItlncliArt'H Worm I/Oitng*fi aro tho only auro spocllic for worm* 1 have ftwnd. lVrTK. M. KMMOiirr, Jaciciton, Michigan, pnyu: 1 regard Hlneharfs Worm Luiengvn ihp very b»*t mado.

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The 1UNRHART MKUK'INK CO., Troy, O.

The Indiana University.

BLOOMINUTON, IND.

College Year begins Sept. 1st, 1881. Tuition Free. Both sexes admitted on equal conditions. For Catalogue and other Information, addrew, LEM EL MOSS,

W. W. SPANGLER, President. Secretary,

pRANK PRATT,

Importer and iealer In

ITALIAN MARBLE AND GRANITE

MONUMENTS,

gtatiury, Tones, Ac., COR. FIFTH AND WALNUT 8TS TERRE HAUTE, IND.

^500 Bewardt

Wis will pay the above reward for anr ease of liver complaint, dyspepsia, side headache, indigestion, xm*U tlvenees we cannot cure with ble Liver Pll ly complied and never coated. Large boxes, containing 90 pills, 28 cents. FW sale by all druggists. Beware of counterfeits aad Imitations. The genuine manufactured only by JOHN C. WWT4 wm— mtt u*kM« N jfi

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ills, where the directions arestrletIwith. They are purely vegetable tail to give satisfaction. Sugar

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