Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 11, Number 14, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 2 October 1880 — Page 2

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THE SATURDAY EVENING MAIL is a good medium of eommunicatien between Terre Haute buam«s» -meajutd the ople who bay their good*— Because, It baa the largest circulation' ^ny paper published in this city. BagjrtOt on this account alene, bat—

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Beoause, It goes Into the family circle on Saturday evening, and daring Saturday night and SunOay is read thoroughly advertisement* and all, by every member of the family who can read, after which it leaned to the neighbors. Because, After having been read by the borrowers and buj era in the city, it is en veloped, stamped and sent to some friend or relative in some other town or city. Because, It is a paper which reaches all olfctson, higk and low, rich and poor, Because, Of its very large circulation among -termers. Because, It is an espacial favorite with the ladies, who do a large part of the baying of household goods, in addition to tfcejow elry and dress goods they wear, and^are critical readers of advertisements. Because, Two editions arepuhHshed, Thursday and Hatuiday evenings, anc all ad vertisemenU go a both editions for pr|co of one Issue. Because, Its rates are cheaper, all things considered, than those of any other paper in the city.

ST A TP ESQ UE SYRENS. Manifold and various, says a contributor to the New York Sunday Mercury, are the compliances by which fashion requires her votaries to testify their devotion to her cause. At one period it is "the fashion", to be sho:t sighted, when the height of rudeness consists in acknowledging an acquaintanco before you have scrutinized him through a glass. At another period a jaunty limp is the correct thing. The Jimp, in its turn, disappears, and tt\e lispera become the rage, exhibiting a mortal aversion to particular letters in our language. When Alexander the Groat, whose neck was a little awry, was! at the pinnacle fashion, the courtiers, •who crowded round him all discreetly held their heads a little on one side few years rince our belles wore their? hands and wrists In a drawling imbecile droop, dubbed by the caricaturist of .thef day the "kangaroo dip." Since then the two great points of the female toilet have had reference to the extremities. To be rudely precise, we may say the hair and the heels. But during all the varying phases of fashion, a discerning reticenuo has been maintained with res-

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to some portion or other of the anatomy. Not within the memory ul middle aged people have we been favored with such effusively communicative attire as that affeoted by the more luxurious belles at the present day It roquires a good deal of assurance and strong eyes to complacently scan the statuesque revelations of those wonderful bodices and those aeusatlonally accentuated hips. One wonders how the shapely wearer gets herself inside of her skin-tight euswathlng. It looks as if it had been laid on with a bruah while the material was In a state of solution. It is the closet approximation to the •in purls natu rail bus'—low necks alone excepted—with which Fashion has hitherto favored the optics of wondering masculinity. The ex-Empress Eugenie's figure first bloomed into prominence through au accidental immersion. She fell Into the water at the Madrid garden party, a fashionable damsel, enveloped in a cloud of muslin. She was fished out a damp statue. Our hourls to-day may not lnapatly be termed drv statues. It is a fashion In which handsomely form ed women have it all their own way,

Sllmness and corpulency are nowhere. ly Varden" was the rage Hit

When the "Doll the youthful "chits" bad the ball at their own toe. Majesty is what matrons best affect. Expansive bosoms and well managed, mighty robes make slips of womankind show to great disadvantage. But perfect beauty of form comes somewhat between the two styles, as we see it to day. The charmingly rounded and revealed creatures who sow grace our promeuades need never be apprehensive that the appreciative sterner sex will tire of admiring them. They may not be conscious that they look like what tbey shouldn't look like, to be sure but that is growing to be, apparently, more and more the fashion iu our later civilization.

The statuesque Jersey style is notice ably much affected by blooming young widows and "privateers" affecting to be in that receptive, love lorn condition. Aud, shades of Sam Weller, senior! what's fearfully seductive erenture she is, with all I base soft curves revealed Aud doesn't she know it! Occasionally she may be wet with wearing what appears to be a man's miniature shirt bosom, studs and all her pretty nenk encircled by a standing up masculine collar, white chokered iu front, as if she had fallen back on the ghost of her former help mate, with whoatshemoM probably spent the proverbial cat and dog life^-glving the dog the

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Probably the epicene development about the throat and bosom may be traced to the manes of the dead "d.: Be that as it may, she la dangerously iaactnaUng. Htr waist is an apotheosis to Kros! 11 there b* anything like eternal fitness iu design, surely its charming curve was rounded for a human cincture—a masculine arm She could be married in twenty-four hour*, ••an I*-''' liked." Yet she appears to enjoy

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captor*. The prevailing auttumquc drapery was designed for her. As her slaves express It, she is "too awfully charming/* She resembles a perfectly ripe peach, slightly insect-bitten, hang log on the tree In the morning son. Sr»e is a sharp and spurring provocation to immediate matrimony. Look at that ni assumed air ol sadness that ever «o little defiance proclaimed by the ever so slight toes of the head I Ah! she knows she la something precious. She krnwa that r* make a 'Mag deaira** ,, It ost be -^claimed cultof attv-a-'.'.t. She has ia of that ignore prompts guu give with bt« 'is the love of which the true vu. Ileal-- sad w:,i,t^ *.» Itetpentiv ..,: *:i It living, 1r. inov n& Weilb rc, «tfv the si netrtcal widow ot rtrtm—a friend an* trees wholly irresistible.

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BS FOR OSBANDS. husbands who lori^fp^4pm«sItfy, will find it by atrtctl^ ad-, to the following rules, laid down

by an aged family man: Always complain of being tired and remember that nobody else gets tired.-

Have a smile for everybody you met, but have a frown on before you g» home.

Your wife should have everything ic readiness for you. bat you should not do anything for her,

Have your wife get op and make fires bnt don't get up yourself till the rest of the family are at breakfast as you might take cold.

Go down town of an evening, stand around on the street corner and talk politics it's more interesting than to Stay at batne with your family.

Wear old clothes and make yourself as untidy as possible until yoar wife's health fails, thjn it would be best for you to fix up some, for in all probabili ty you will not want another when she Is gone.

When you do happen to spend an evening at home, take a book or paper in wbieh you are interested, read ic to yourself, and if your wife seeks to draw you to her conversation, growl at her ,until she remains' quiet.

Make your wife think that politeness and love was made for young spoonies and that it is undignified to love after the honeymoon is passed.

If you are going away for a night, do not let your wife know anything about it but let her sit up and wait for your coming nntll she grows weak and nerv ous. This In liable to strengthen her love and respect.

THE SOURCE OF MARTIAL HAPtH 4 ujj, jg PINESS. Albaay Press.

The secret of living together as hue band and wife, is a mystery that is far from being understood by most married people. Yet it touches the deepest spring of human happiness, and is the door that opens the way to life's noblest sue cesses. When the novel has reached its last chapter—when the wedding days crowns the happy story of love and courtship, then and there begins for husband and wife, the man aud the woman, the real test of what tbey arethen is thrown upon their own hands the question as to what the future is to be.

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which the joining of hands is the bean tiful symbol of their unity, the sweet season of romahce, that precedes the bridal day, is but a harbinger of better things to come. Bui tbe secretisoftener tnissod tban secured. And we are free to confess that it is oftener missed through man's want of ability or disposition. The first and great lesson ol marriage is that tho thought of another is to come before the thought of self. The revelation which true love make* la this, and gives to such tho golden key that opens the way to-true and lasting happiness. One sees in another aoul such beauty aud attractiveness that its offering is preferred to the service Itself. No emotion which lacks thmlilgh element is conducive to real happiness, nor doesit deserve to be called low because it cannot bft made equally mutual when it is made the prey of self. The desire of passion, the Idnging of intimate and habitual companionship,—these come in too, and make a part. But higher than these there is that complete and joyful surrender in which woman appears so lovely to man that to make her happy bocomes his strongest desire and a woman sees in a man auoh nobility that she can gladly devote her life to him. That Is the happiness and the rapture of true love.

POLITIC# IN THE BALLROOM. Burdet: c. "Well, say," aaid one of our best young men at a North Hill hop tho other evening, "you know 'bout this fellah Hancock? Well, say, he ain't tke snrne one that's president of an insurance company, is he? Writes awfully coarse hand, you know?" "Naw," replied the best young man addreased, "he's man that signed constitution of United States great politician, I reckon. Had a row with Gen. Washington at battle of Monmouth." "Haw," no," interposed a third best man, "taint that felish, Oad he's dead, man 'pon my soul he is." -Veil, say," exclaimed the first beat young man, "when'd be dief" "Can't say, I'm sure," replied the third best young msn, who appeared to be a young man of broad information on general topics, "but I know he's dead. This Hancock's military man colonel in the army, and governor ot some island near New York.''

The other beat yonng men gathered around htm with a common expression of the liveliest interest. Finally one ol them asked: "Well, say! What'a be want to run for president for, if he's governor of an Island "Don't know," said the well informed best young man, "but itueas he has to. B'lieve alter a lellah'n been governor of en island for 'bout so long he has to retire, an' if he can't get to be preeident, he has to—hasn't got nothing to do, you know I don't know just how it is." "Well, ssv, who's this preacher fel* low, Garfield, that's runnin1 the Democrats for president?" ssked the fir«t best young man, after an intelligent pause.

Don' know much 'bout him," said the well informed young man "he's been ptesidftitt once, I know." "TalKin' manordancin' man?" asked the third best young man., "Ohio man, I b'lTeve tbey call him," said the well informed brat young msn. "What's that?" avked the other best young men iu intelligent chorus. "Pon my soul, I don't know," replied the well informed best young man, frankly "Sotw kind of a-^-er, ab—er— kind t»f a man—I don't know, I'maurp."

And just then the band etruok up, and the threw bent waltjwm in the room ceav- i*klng pofltlrs and abandoned thf ?-Mind study of statecraft to join the giddy utssas ot the dance. The «lory of the lani freedoxi and the pride of society is u* young men.

WS HA YE THEM HERE. New York Herald. Probably there Is nothing more aggm vating than the loud, cheeky, silly, and self-satisfied air of a boy of 14 who despises children, bat Is excused because he himself is child, who tries to carry toward ladies the manners of a matt, and whose mother tucks him away In his trundle bed at night. He seeks the society of old girls who pet him, «ya silly and smutty things that would not be tolerated if he were a man, and hla •ye open when women, regarding him only Mi a child, are free In their manners before him. He & bated by girls a year or two older than lie is and la despised bv men, who apeak of bin as "a freaby" or "a smart Aleck."

A t* gia widow, while driving a rf *y, was Insulted by a tramp ber bonnet. She jumped I a the load and gave the follow a t__iod thrashing, and in Una than a week thr^? offer# of marriage.

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was the reply. TbeB I heard a great wailing all over the bouse, and it was so loud that it seemed to awake me. I awoke much depressed, snd slept no more during the night. Such was my dream." From that time till his sad death, Mr, Lincoln was haunted by fear of assassination, and Mrs. Lincoln's first words after Wilkes Booth shot him on

Would you keep your rosy complexfftil wear thick solid shoes. Would you enjoy quiet content, ao away with airs ana pretenses.

Would you have others to respect your opinions, hold and never disown them yourself.

Would you have good health, go out in the sunshine. Sickness is worse than freckles.

Would you respect yourself, keep your heart and body clean. Would you retain the love of a friend, do not be selfishly exaoting.

Would you gain the confidence of business men, do not try to support the style of your employer.

ask personal questions. Would you sleep well and have a good appetite, attend to your business.

Would you have the rrspect of men, never permit yourself to indulge in yt'l* gar conversation.

THE SQUARE MAN. Josh Billings.

The square man muzzuroa the same each way, and hain't got no walnny edges, nor shaky lumber in him.

He is free from knots and sap, and won't warp. He is klear stuff, and I don't care what yu work blm up into he won't swell, and be won't shrink.

He iz amongst men, what good kildried boards are among carpenters, be won't season krack.

It don't make enny difference wbioh side ov blm yu cum up to be iz thesame biggness each way, and the only way tew get at him, enny tow, iz to face bim.

He knowa he Iz square and never spends enny time trieing to prove it. The square man iz one ov the best shaped men the world bas ever nro-du-jed, he iz one ov them kind ov chunks that yu kant alter tew fit spot, but yu must alter the apot tew fit him.

A TOSS- UP FOR A LIFE. There was not much donbt in the minds of the mob at Clinton, Dakota, that Ben Day ought to be hanged. He had committed the capital crime of stealing a horse but he urged pejr*istently that be ba«! only meant to borrow the beast, and finaiiy aaid "If 1 was guilty I'd want to be banged and,nnybow,*'tia:i't worth whi'e to make much n:st» about it. Juat toss up a dime and if it goes aain me, then I won't say a word but if I win, then you're to let me go." The proposition was accepted, aad Day won.

THE RESULT OF BAD MANNERS. A collision recently occurred while att Italian commercial traveler was eating a bologna saumtg* on a railway train. The shock of the collision drove the knife ao violently against his mouth as to widen iu He brought suit for damages. The defence was that the Injuries were caused by tbe knife that the knife should never be carried into tbe month, and that tbe plaintiff, having injured himself by reason of bis bad habits in eating, most take the consequences and pay his own doctor's bill.

SAVED BY OIL. Washington Critic.

Mr*. iStPftnna Asimu*. No. If Barttett street, Baltimore. M, tnd for twenty? two years been a euflferer from sores and pains in heriimhs. ShettrSed many remodies without any favorable result. Haj»* pening to bear or Si, Jarols 011* she confhidca al last to try it. Hie result was mderful. Tbe aon» healed, tbe pain varuand now well s^slit.

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TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY EVENING MAIL.

LJBffpOLN'/S DREAM.

It is not generally known that President

Lincoln onoe 'droned yfffa* he*r" iwoufooe sMassinSted. WhUpbe %as neither a prok-ssor of religioi£ikr even fixed in his belief in any particular craed, still h« was fond of reading and diseasing Wie Bible. On Sunday even log mtiiJ variably read a chapter or two from the scriptures, and then gave his explanation of it. One evening at the White House be read a number of passages in both the Old and X«vr Testaments relating to dreams, to which Mrs. Lincoln and the children gave great attention. H& begart to chat ftrith them on the subject of dreams, and" said he bad for some days been haunted by a dream be had had. Of course they all wanted him to tell it, though Mrs. Lin coin said she didn't believe in dreams in the least, and was satonished at him. So be proceeded to tell it: "About ten days ago I retired one night qnite late. I had been up waiting for important dispatches from the front, and could not have been long in bed before I fell into slumber, fori was very weary. Dnring my slumber I begsn to dream. I thought that there was great stillness about me, and I heard weeping. 1 thought that I got up and wandered down stairs. The same stillness was there as I went from room to room I heard moaning and weeping. At length I came to the end room, which I entered and there before me was a magnificent dais on which was a corpse. Here there were sentries and a crowd of people. I said to one of the soldiers: 'Who is dead in the White House?' He answered, •The President.' 'How did be die?'I aBked. 'By the

the night of April 14, 1805, were, "his That he war vile, an' black at heart, an' only dream was prophetic." The remark was J1?4 not understood then, but wheh the story I? ^i^o^power

of his dream was subsequently told, it vowed I'd work like Moses right agin him wasexplsined. from that honr. Up along the' busy tnind, when who

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I •nA.nui. Revolving matters in my Alice Harrison. d'ye think I'd meet

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FARMER TALKS.

W*ve JPn to town, Mirandy, an' I swan to dness sake&~» «. The way the folks begin to talk jist beats the 'Very snakes! Pv#crune to the conclusion arter what I've liear&4o-day, That truth ain't con: —___ in the game that politicians pfoy. wsto** I fust went Inter Dodson's store—a man I've alters found As honest as the day is long, an' solid as the ground— I've tuk my trade right straight to him for twenty-seven years An* no -omplalnin' word o* mine has ever reached his ears.

He weighed your butter with the smile he aUers seems to wear, An' counted out your pile o' eggs, an' called your rvek'nln' square. Then, while a-weighin' out the stuffa-comin fur the pay. He axed me now was polities a-lookin' out our way. He said the country actually war trcmblin* on the brink O'ruin an' destruction, an' axed me did think It safe to trust the gover'ment in snaky, traitorous hands— The same that once endeavored fur to break the Union bands, "He interdooced strong arguments to manl fest the p'int That Dimycratic ruie'd knock the Union out o' j'iut An' said that Gineral Hancock war a lcadln of the hordes That once attacked the country with their tarnal traitor swords. 'Success,' says he, 'fur Diiuycrats means that afore a year Another war with all its scenes of sorrow will be here! But if the 'tother party gite their candydate ., shoved in,

band of an assassin,' The era o' prosperity will certainly begin.'

"I tell j"ou, wife, he clinched his views with argyments so strong, Bis reas'nln' caught me like a flood, an' swep' me right along An'when I left lib store to do sometradin out in town, I hated Hancock wuas'n Satan hates a pricsfly gown! For Dodsou's talk had mode the p'int so sartin, an' so plain

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up in the fourth tier of tho Gaiety thea ter, London, to see the best advertised actress in tbe\^orld. I call her unevenly great that is my opinion of her as an artist. SMe is the female Barmim of ihe day. Why, she even advirtises ht^r thin »oas. I have seen plenty of actresses who were far thinner Mian slm. But she uses everything as an advertising dud»e She deaceuds to little ricks, too, which I think are out of place in a legitimate actress, arid are only becoming in a sou brette like myself. She wears thin, long muscatel le gloves, and toys with ,tbem, lulling theth up and down. She bangs jar hair, and the frizzes reach to her eyebrows) and she does these little tricks," and Miss Harrison illustrated the feminine habit of smoothing the bang down over the forehead. "Now, those tricks are not worthy of a great actress—that Is soubrette's business She bas very high cheek bones, and ber face is not remarkable. Her eyes are flashing and penetrating, But their expression is peculiar. Tbey remind me of a whipped bound."

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He grabbed my hand an' shuk it till he couldn't shake no more,. An'all the time he kep' reiterating o'er and o'er That,such ineotin' wariucd his heart into a glowing flame— Fur love like his, Mirandy, simple friendship ain't no name! "He axed me about, my politics, an' when I up and said That I war on tho Qarfleld.side, he slowly shuk his hoad, Ait' tlieU remarked he couldn't'pee how men could lie so blind As to work agin the country—an' sea

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That jist as sure as yon an', I avejstandin' on this street Itopubliean misrule will shortly moot with sore defeat The thieves an' scoundrels that so long have made tux-payors prance, Hev got to amble back an' give some hottest men chance.'' 'fs) ,, tt Mi «)-, "He then ierduced hlsargj-rnents an'showed me plain as day, The ]eople had bin robbetl for years in a most outrageous way! An' he pictured Gineral Hancock as a noble patriot saint, With a reputation an' a name that stood without a taint. His argymentivc talkin' seemed to scatter

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As wind can 1st a pile o'chaff when blowin at its lwt An' when he'd said his little speech, an' covered all the grounds I somehow thought that Dodson hadn't stayed In truthful bounds. •Then lawyer Jones, my bosom friend, cum up and tuk a liana, An' said the Greenback party now proposed to rule the land An' I'll be blamed, Mirandy, If ho didnt prove itftplain That both the other candydates war rascals in the main! Dodson cum up to wliar we stood, an' listen ed fur a while, Then opened up Ills batteries in patriotic style. An' tliar they had it nip an' tuck each argy flcr tryin'

Would you never be told a lie, do not I To make it put his candydate war toeln'

honor's line.

"They called each other wilful liam, an'once the parson said It Jones repeated some remark he'd break liia ornery head!

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Then Dodson araervated that If both their heads war broke. They'd qrove to be but empty sheila—old

Dotrll have his joke.

I honestly behove them men'd had a nasty fight If the sheriff hadn't cum along an' set the matter right. An' when the mum war over I declare I didnt know Which end I war a standln' on, the talk confused me ao! "But oomin'faome I tean to think, an'Jist made up my mind If all the candydates were rogues I didnt fool inclined To help 'em Into office so when 'lection day cum* 'round I'll do my votln' with tlie plow—candydate's the ground. Dodson's an honest, upright man no's Jones, an' Payne Is too, Thar'fore the horrid yarns they told must be correct an' true. So I'll jist let 'em fight their fight, no matter who may beatFur 'lections never yit were known to change the price of wheat." —WMAOA.

NOT DESIRABLE IN A WIFE. A well known Bostonian was trying a horet*. tie day. in compauv with tbe owner, a professional "jockey." Having driven him a mile or two, the gentleman, who nobioed that be pulled pretty bard and showed a good deal ol spirit, requiring eonstaot watching and a steady rein. said.— "Do yon think that is just tbe horie tor a woman to drive

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must say that I shouldn't want to marrv me woman that, con Id drive that horse."

Some persona are capable of making great sacririce, bat few are capable of concealing bow much tbe effort bas them and it ia th concealment that constitutes their value.

No man can be convinced that he is not aa smart as his fellows, but maay tneti are willing to admit that they have misved their catling.

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LITTLE FOLKS.

"Who was it thatSid it is not jeood Tor man to be atonelP aftkedjje Sunday school teacher bit class, A bright boy answered, "Dsnlrf. sirwhen he was in the lion's don*"

A boy of twelve years, dining at h^s uncle's, made such good dinner that bis nunt ob*erv#d: ••Johnny, y«»i» apfwar to eat well." "Yes," replied Che urch.u, "I have been prsctieiug eating all mv life." I A little girl once said »be would be very glad to go to heaven because thev •had plenty ot preserves there. On ing cross examined she took down her catechism and triumphautiy read: "Why ought the saints to love God?" Answer: "Because he makes preserves and keepe them."

A young mother, in despair of ever teaching ber idle little girl, aged four, ber letters, and thinking that perhaps the child knew uiore than she would admit, said "Now, Katie, I won't try to teach you to-day you shall be mother and teach me uiy letters." "May I really and truly be'mother said Katie. ••Yes, my darling." "Let's begin, then" was the response. "You have been a very good child to-day and you may have a whole holiday," and Katie shut up the book and ran off laughing.

There 13 no one in the world who lias such a genius for telling the truth at the wrong time as a precocious child. Suob a child seems to be all eyes, for nothing escapes its notice .and sll tongue, lor there is nothing which it is uot ready and willing to tell. "Now, Nina," aaid a fond mother to her darling daughter, who knew altogether too much for her years and who could draw an inference as well as a philosopher "Now, Nina, be good and give the governess a kiss before you go to bed The enfant terrl ble pouted a little and then said, "What! give her a kins and let her box my ears for it, just as she did papa's last night? No, I thank you, mamma "Oh mamma!" said a little girl, running into the house, "while we giris were skipping out on the pavement, a real nice man came up am gave us some candy, and told us to keep right on a* bard as ever we could, and he said that if any of ns would skip seven hundred and fifty times be would give her par enta a nice pretty rosewood box. all lined with white satin, with a gfas-s cover and silver handles, and the little girls name on a silver plate. So I am going to try and get It lor yoy, mamma and he said when any little girl had skipped seven hundred and fifty times for her papa to call around to his offlc« and let him know. Good bye, msrouia." \wercy on.me, child, come back!" JUie under.Hker has gone to the country.

"Tune up your Yokv," anct Sfo oughing by taking tn Bull's Cough Syrup.. iPriee, 2.) eeut.s.

Some meu till .the air with the:r strength and"sweetiiesw, as the or'harts In October'fill the with the i|»e fruit, 80me women cling t» their own houses like the honeysuckle over, the dooi, ye like it, till ail the region with the subtle fragrauoe ol their goodness.

A two story well la one of the curiosities of Erin, N. Y. The two parts are one above the other and separated by ten or twelve feet of hard-pan. Water can be pumped from either well, and the lower one pumped dry whtle the upper one retains an iuexhaustlble »uppiy.

For diarrhoea, dvsentery, bloodv llux, cramps in stomach, and colic, whether affecting adults, children, or infants, Dr. Piercc's Compound Extract of SmartWeed is a sovereign remedy. It is compounded from the lest brandy, Jamaica ginger, smart-weed, or water-pepper, anodyne, soothing and healing gums. For colds, rheumatism, neuralgic affection, and to break up fevers and inflammatory attacks it is invaluable and should be kept in every household. Fifty cents by druggists.

As caloric, electricity and phosphorus are induced and supplied by Fellows' Compound Syrup of Hypoposphitea, it only requires the administration of this successful invention to fortify the feeble, give sprightliness and motion to tho torpid, and bring about a condition which not only secures tenaciousness of life but makes life really enjoyable

Aver's' Ague Cure lias saved "tliousanus of lives in the malarial districts of this and other countries. It is warranted a certain rfnd speedy remedy, and free from all harmful ingredients/

A$Et) trCA TIONA ENDORSEMENT. Use Rev. C. A. Harvey, D. D., of the Howard University, of Washington, bas addressed tho following letter to Messrs. H. H. Warner & Co., of Rochester, N. Y.:

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