Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 10, Number 36, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 6 March 1880 — Page 3

THE MAIL

A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE.

CONN TJB1A LI TIES.

A divorce court conandram: What la the difference b§tween husband and wife?

A Maine iady has a babe thirteen months old that weighs seventy-five pounds. "This is my boom," she says proudly.

This being leap year, any wife is privileged to go down town after 10 o'clock and hunt up her husband and read him a lecture on larks and other birds.

An Italian being accused of marrying fivd wives was asked by the judge why he wedded so many. "In order to meet with a good one, if possible," the fellow replied.

A Laplander does not have to go into mourning when his wife dies. He can

marry

while the body is in the house,

and have a second wife to ride to the grave with him. Care drives the nails in our coffins, but what man can feel jolly when his wife daily hands him a list of neighbors who have got twice as many bonnets as she has, and their husbands not earning half his salary. "There's a great difference between housekeeping and boarding out," Baid Mr. Younghusband "for when I was boarding out I had to wait sometimes half an hour for ray dinner, but now I have it just when I can get it." "Shall a husband keep his wife inW formed of his business affairs?" asks an innocent. There is no necessity. She will find out five times as much as he knows himself, wStbout the least troui' ble.

An Arizona man, while digging a grave in which to bury the body of his wife, struck a valuable silver lode. Thereupon he remarked, "Well, I reckon Polly'll keep if this weather continies,"and kept on digging. To-day he is a rich man. "What is home without a wife?" asks tho Yonkors Gazette. It is the dining room in tho parlor, the coal bin in the kitchen, the clean shirt in hiding, a jtdepol lor soiled clothes, a trysting place for divorcod stockings, a cavern of protune rumblings, a lnnatic asylum. tjl Mere.

Old Dick Hartcood married a seoond wife the day after the funeral of tho rir«t, whereat the neighbors serenaded him with tin pans, horse fiddles and Voud yells to signify their indignation.

Dick"stood it a while, then went out and »poko thus "Boys, if'you care nothing for the joys of a bridegroom, I think you ought to respect the feelings of a widower, the late parlner of whose bo4 som is yet hardly cold in the grave." The boys were stunned, and silently departs ed. "Emma," said a bondholder whose purse hold more than his head, "it is 1 time tor you to marry. Your mother tand I have chosen neighbor OJrun'a son, 'mi) the affair progresses favorably."

Jiiit I don't lovo him I don't rospect iim, and I won't marry him," cried "'jCmma. "What bosh," answered the onraged parent. "So you, too, havegot hold of those new uotions. Just look at your mother and mo. !Dld wo ever re •a spect each other, I should like to know r^idid we ever love each other? And yet we've lived toaethor for fifty years and

I'm worth a million. A mail and woman of iPhcenix, Ulster N county, X. Y., decidedly on the down hill of life—he was 60 and she was 65 could wait no longor to bo married, and '.started for tho clergyman's house in a sloigh. On the road they met another clergyman, and, with a rare and beauti fill enthusiasm, requested him to per form the coretnony on the spot. They stood up iu their sleigh, the minister stood upiuhis, they were pronounced to be man and wife, and a pair of frisky horse* with their sleigh bells furnished ^tho wedding music.

Ml US' FLYNN AND HER LOVER,

Miss Mary Flynn was studying medicine and being courted at tho 9atuo time. Mr. William Itudd was attending to the latter part of tho business. Oneovening while they were sitting together in the tront parlor, Mr. Bmid was thinking low ho should manage to propose. Miss was explaining certain physlo^ical facts to him.

iKlynn Do you know," she said, "that thousands of persons are actually ignorant :hat they smell with their olfactory po

i^unele?" "Millions of'em," replied Mr. Budd "And Aunt Mary wouldn't believe me when I told her she couldn't wink without a sphincter muscle!1' "How unreasonable." "Why, a person cannot even kiss without a sphincter."

J'Indoed "I know it is so!" "May I try if I can?" "Oh, Mr. Build, It is too bad of you to make light of suck a subject."

Mr. Budd seized her hand and kissed t. She permitted it to remaiu in his •rasp. "I didn't notice," he said, "whether a -what do you -jail it?—a sphincter telpod then or not. Let me try again."

Then he tried again, and while he leld her haud she explained to him -bout the muscles of that portion of the tumau body "It is remarkable how much you know tbout such things,said Mr. Budd, "really wonderful. Now, for example, hat is the bone at the back of the head Ailed "Why, the occipital bone, of course." "And what are the names of the musles of the arm?" "The spiralis and infra-splralis, among there." "Well, now let me show what I mean. Then

put my iufra-splralis around

cur waist, so, is it your occipital bone :iat rests upon my shoulder blade in lis way "My back hair, primarily, but the -cipi'tal bone, of course, afterwards, at, oh, Mr. Hudd. suppose pa should meiu and see us?" "Let him come I who cares!" said Mr. udd boldly. "I think I'll exercise a hinctor again and take a kiss." "Mr. Budd, bow can you ?"said Flynn ter he had performed tho feat. "Don't call uie Mr. Budd call me Mllio," he said, drawing her closer fou accept me, don't you? I know ju do, darling." "Willie," whiqpered Miss Flymi, 4nil v.

Wbatj darling?"

U&L UMUU({

'I can near your heart beat." 4 "It beate only for you, my angel."

ill

"And it sounds to mo out of order •%e ventricular contraction is not uniVtn." "Scuali wonder for that when it's listing for Joy!"

You must put yourself under treatout for it. I will give you some mede," It's your own property, darling do hat you please with it. But somehow

sphincter operation Is the one that

strikes me most favorably. Let me see how it works again But why proceed The old, old story was told again, and the old, old performance of the muscles of Mr. Budd's mouth was enacted again. And about eight years later Mr. Budd was wishing that Mary would catch some fatal disease among her patients, and Mary was thinking that the best possible use Willie could be put to would be a subject for the dissecting table.

THE FASHION IN PIST0L8.

HOW ARKANSAS HUMORISTS THRILL TIMID TRAVELERS WITH TERRIBLE TALES.

Little Rock Gazette.

There has never been much said in this State about the pistol trade of this town, and no explanation has ever been made of this neglect. Yesterday a man who views this subject through the spectacles of importance, entered a hardware store, ana became so much interested in a conversation about the different kinds of pistols that to give a few points to the public may not be out of place. Just here it may be appropriate to remark that the man was from the "Narth," where discussions of our revolver trade are entered into with great spirit by people who believe that the "sucking bottle" in this State shoots six times. "You have quite a lot of revolvers, I see. I am from the Narth, and don't know much about pistols." "Yes," said the dealer, "we have a magnificent selection." "Have you a revolver chamber of commerce in this city "Oh, yes regularly organized. We meet in church, and our President, the person, is said to be the best shot in Little Rock. One of the deacons threw a hymn book at him one day, and the parson, calling the attention of the congregation to the feat he was about to perform, drew apistol and Bbot the deacon's ears off. He bad a split bullet in the pistol and arranged the shot so that the ball divided just aa. it reached the deacon's nose, and performed this woaderfui piece of work. Since then his salary has been increased. It is strange how ignorant the Northern people are," "Very remarkable, indeb a. I am a correspondent of a religious paper and I'll make a note of it. What kind of a pistol do you call this?" pointing to a arae Remington. "It's called companionship. It arlncipally used by old friends who will (ill each other earnestly and mannerly It is not recognized, though, in, polite society. You rarely ever find one in ball room. Here's the fashionable pistol summer," taking up a small Smith A Wesson, "but it's rather too light for winter use, except on low neck and short sleeve occasions. I have been thinking of making my wife a present of this one. And this one," he continued taking up a self-cocker, "I shall present to my son upon his debut into society, It is a very fine article and is only used to shoot people gentlemanly and polite ly. Hero is a Sunday pistol," taking up carved and flowered weapon "It wouldn't be polite to kill a man with it only on Sunday. Here's an old horse pistol. Aint she a motherly old gal though

The man from the "Narth" made notes of the information.

CO ONSKIN.''

HOW HJB "LICKED1'A PURSUING PAR ENT AND MADE SMOOTH THE PATHWAY OF LOVE.

Detroit Free Press.

A passenger train which left Lansing ooming flffiast last Monday had among tho passengers a plain faced, sensible looking girl about twenty years of age, and a thin waisted, sickly looking young man a year or two older. No one would hare mistrusted that they were eloping had not the young man asked tho conductor if there was a cler gyman aboard tho train. There was none, aud the young man explained to tho passengers around him that he was in abadUx. He had comedown from Bath township in a buggy, and he was quite surothat the girl's father would takb the other road down to Chicago Junction, and there beard the Lansing train and raise a row. He was not much on a row, but yet he loved,the girl, and they were bound to marry. If the old man came alone, be thought he could bluff him off, but if his two big sons camo along, the scale would be turned. He therefore wanted to know of a man wearing a red woolen shirt and coonskin cap, if he would stand by him. "You bet I will!" was the hearty respouso. "I got my old gal by running away with her, and I'll see you through this if I never do any more good. You wouldn't be worth a cent in a free fight, and now you go into the baggage car and lot me run this affair alone. I want to be seated beside the gal when the old man comes in."

When the whistle blew for the Junction, Coonskin changed places, and as the cars halted he put his arm around Mary aud took one of her hands iu bis. The old man and hie two sons were on hand, and they piled In *tho car pell mell. "Here she is!" called the father, as he caught sight of the girl, and the three made a rush.

Run away with my" began the old man, but when he saw the stranger bemide her he checked himself.

Want anything of us?" asked Coonskin, as he looked up. Who are you, sir?"

I'm going to be your son-in-law in lees than an hour—eh! darling?" He gave Mary a squeeze and Mary looked happy.

Come along, Mary—come right home with me!" ordered the father. Let's mash the villain!" added one of the sons.

Put a head on him. Let me get at him!" shouted the othor. The father seized Mary and the sons seized Coonskin. Then a red shirt towered aloft, a pair of big fists began working with a "pop!" "popl" ana as fast as the trio got np they made for the door. Coonskin followed, arms and feet working like a trip hammer, and when the train moved off the father sat on a box with a big woolen mitten held to his nose, one of the sons was pulling loose teeth from his jaw and the other boy was groping his way to a snow bank. "Now, then," said Coonskin, as the exultant lover returned, "resume yer seat, take her little band in yours, and don't cslkerlate you owe me anything." "Sav. Tom," said the girl, "I'm going to kisa him tor that!" "Allright, sis!" "Wall, just as you feel," said Coonskin, as he returned the smack, "but I want it distinctly Understood round these parts that when I see true love on its way from Lansing to Howell to get spliced 1 kin lick all tho punning dads in the State of Michigan."

Tbe indifference with which ao many people regard a cough or oold ia truly pardonable. These affections often to consumption, and shonld be checked in time by use of Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup.

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PITCHER'S CASTORIA is not Narcotic. Children pow fat upon, Mothers like, and Physicians recommend CASTORIA. It regulates the Bowels, cures Wind Colic, allays Feverishness, and destroys Worms.

WEI DE METER'S CATARRH Cure, a Constitutional Antidote for this terrible malady, by Absorption The most Important Discovery since Vaccination. Other remedies may relieve Catarrh, this euros at any stage before Consumption sets in.

THEGray's

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Is especially reconi ended as au uulailing cure lor Seminal Weakness, Spermatorrhea, Im potency, and all

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Sold in Terre Haute by Groves & Lowry.

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DR. SAN*FORD 3 X*IVKU INVIOOBATOB is a Standard Family Remedy for diseases of theLfrier, Stomach and Bowels.—It is Vegetable.—It never. Debilitates—It is Cathartic and

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Full particulars in our pamphlets, which we desire to send free by mail to every one. The Specific Medicine is sold by all drugists at $1 per package, or six packages for or will be sent by mail on receipt o£the

gis 95, money, by addressing THE GRAY MEDICINE CO., No. 3 Mechanic's Block, Detroit, Michigan.

Sold in Terre Haute, wholesale and retail, by Gulick & Berry, and by druggists everywhere.

O NERVOUS SUFFERERS.

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It is a positive cure for Sper at orrhea, Seminal Weaknasslmpotcncy, and all diseases resulting lrora Self Abuse, as Mental Anxiety, Loss of Memory, Pains iu Back and Side, aud diseases that lead to consumption, insanity and an early grave. The Specific Medicine is being used with wonderful success,

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It is strange so many people will continue to suffer day after day with Dyspepsia, Liver Complaint, Constipation, Sour. Stomach, General Debility, when they eanl procure at our store SHILOH'S YITAlilZER, free of cost if it does not care or relieve them. Price, 75 cts. Sold by Gulick & Berry and J. J. Baur.

ssfsftS Alanntmg 8ymplOB».® A cough or a ootd. if not proiut tended to, may result in an iacurab

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A wretched existence, indeed, is that of a nervous, feeble dyspeptic invalid. Untranquil repose, mental despondency, poor appetite, misery after meals—these are some of the experiences of such a sufferer. Happily there is a Bure and pleasant remedy for the above symptoms: Greenwood's Quinine Wine removes them. It is a tonic without a drawback. In consequence of its benign action, quietude and vigor returns to the nerves, appetite Improves, sleep revisits weary eyelids, and the stomach is enabled to digest properly. The habit of body Is made regular by it, and the circulation rendered active, rich and free from bile. It is a potent remedy for bilious, remittent and intermittent fever, and, if used in advance of tne unhealthy season, greatly diminishes tlie danger of contracting those disorders. The fine wine and aromatic ingredients which enter into

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its composition give it a most agreeable flavor, and there is absolutely nothing in its composition to injure delicate persons, if it is used with ordinary discretion. It is quite unnecessary to descant on the niediolnal properties of quinine. They are well known to be tonic, lebrifuge and anti.periodic, ana the experience or medical men for many years has shown them to be of a very high order. This preparation possesses them to the fullest extent and may be relied upon to be an artlolo of real merit, not a catchpenny nostrum, the merit of whleh exists only upon paper. A wineglassful, three or four times a day, half an hour before meals, will in a short time produce a marked change for the better In a feeble system and dyspeptic stomach. Ask for Greenwood's Quinine Wine, prepared by Foster, Milburn »& Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Sold by all druggists.

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A heretofore nnknotrn remedial elemi whlak Applied to the back, and Imme alely over the Kidney* will baalih and "MkoiiH and route thoiodort organ* tuto ntw life. It IscomforUblet tb« patient. Certain la Its eiFeetSa l*n1

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CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R. R.

IS THE GREAT CONNECTING LINK BETWEEN THE EAST AND THE WEST I Its main Hoe ran* from Chicago to Council Blnflii a, la and. Omaha, paaalng tbroairh Jollst, Ottawa, Salle, Geneseo, Molloe, Rock Island. Dayenport, *—Kirn,

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our Palace Cars Is a SMOKING gA7/)0?f you can on joy your "Havana" at all hours oft

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MaKRiflceacIron Bridges span the Mississippi abd Missouri river* at all points crossed bv^thls lino, ondl transfers are avoided at Council Bluffs, Jarenworth and Atchison, connections being made In Union depots.

THE PRINCIPAL R-IL CONNECTIONS OF THIS GREAT THROUGH I.INB ARB A8 FOLLOWS At CHICAGO, with all diverging lines

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roeepfeut purpose*, and Its TALACB 00WNO CARS tor £aung purposes. Ons otlter great teainre PALACB CAM ar* rsn» ttnwsh to PBOIUA« JtKB MOIXEi, COCKCIL

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with Illinois Centra) R- H.

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with Western Lnion R. U. and

Bock island Peoria Railroads. At IiAvrcpoBi, witb tbe Davenport

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