Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 9, Number 37, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 15 March 1879 — Page 3

THE MAIL

A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLKI'J

CONUNDRUMS.

What do lawyers do when they die? Lie still. What tree bears the most fruit to market? Tbe axle tree.

Why are two t's like hops Because they make beer better. Why is a tysf like rumor? Beqauaf it goes from a)otith to mouth.

What is that which, though black itself, enlightens the world Ink. How would you Increase the speed of a very slow boat Make her fast.

Why is love like a candle? Because the longer it burns the less It becomes, When does a shilling act like a razor When a man cuta off his heir with one.

Why are the Germans like quinine and gentian Because they are tonics.

What is more foolish than sending coal to Newcastle? Sending milk to

Why is a kiss like a sermon Because it requires two be«J», and application. Why are bad women like iey? Because the oloser they cling the greater the ruin.

What is the best way of making a ©oat last? Making the trowsers and waistcoat first.

When does a son take after his father? When his father leave* him nothing to

Why is a little dog's tail like the heart of a tree Because It is farthest from the bark.

Why are good womanlike ivy? Because the greater the ruin the closer thev cling.

Why is the root of fEe, tongue llkaj dejected man? Becati4e&it lb down in the moutb.

Why is a shoeblaek like an editor? Because be polishes tbe u^derftaudiag of his patrons.

Why is a dog biting his own tail like a Roo'd manager? Because be makes both ends meet.

Why is it dangerous to take a nap in a train? Because the train invariably runs over sleepers.

Why would young ladies make good volunteers? Because they are accustomed to bare armor

Why It a man who never lays a wager as bad as a reguhtf' gambler? Because he's no better.

Why is the Isthmus of Suez like the first in cucumber? Became is between two seas.

Why are poor rtflatlofUS like a fit of gout? Because the oftener they come the longer they stay.

Name the most unsociable thing on earth. Milestones for you never see two of them together.

It is often asked who introduced salt pork Into the navy. Noah, when he took Ham into the Ark.

Why ought cocks to be the smoothest birds'known? B*cause they always have a notnb about them.

Why would an owl be offended at your calling him a pheasant? Because you would be making game of him.

What 1» the ditfaren between a potato and a volunteer? One shoots trom the eve, the other tro ja the ahoulder.

Wh*t is the characteristic of a watch Modesty*, mit kenpst it* hands over its face, and nns down its own works.

Why is a watch dog bigger by night

han by day? Because he is let out at nig aud taken in in the morning. Why is a very demure young lady like a steam packet? Because she pays ,* no attention to the swells that follow her. 4 What la tUe difference jjetween a dop key and ap6i»i|ige«ta0*|»^ €Ui# yqi\ liek with a mMkj tfceLOftier you Jtlikirub a lick. iI When may ladies who are enjoying If themselves be said to look wretched

Wbe»-«when they aye. in tiers. What is the difference between a beehive and a diseased'potato None at all, as one Is a bee*holder, the other a speck'd-tater.

Why are ladles' eyes like persons Heparated by the Atlantic Ocean? Be cause, sltho thev net

Wbynr

ers Because they lie first on one side and then on the other, and remain wide awake all the time. fk Why are the actions of men like great fnvera"? Because-we sea the course they

take, but not the source from whence

a iriry batrf

ighjnan? Because he wishes to accustorp *he public tQ j&el p«ns, and then tries persuade them that they do write why was the whale that's

Jonah like a milkman who has r^nr vn an Indtweudauop? Because bp ^k great pront out OFthe water.

Why L* a abort struggling to k\m "a tall woman like ah Irishman going r.p Vesuvius?* WW. he la trying* et at the mouth of the crater. get

CtiEA, *#l!

-NR of the deacons of the Rev. Mr. [Nper'a church at Richmond, Va., layed last 8 tin day as follower '*0 rd. we'g a mighty abuaed people: 'a had a bard tioiaeilfverywe's bee« brokeu to ^!*4e»rwtfa M^fegged, !iock-kn«*ed, bendy-shanked, croesed, and a great many of' «*-Hr 4iump-

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do it. jDout send an aogel, for (Us ,oo big a job tor an angel. Ydtt lirade O Lord, an' you k«o# cftir wants, yon can fix us up as nobodv else n. Come right down yourself, and me quickly.

Sunday-school boy on being asked at made the tower of Pisa lean, reed, "Because of the famine in the ad.'j

CHILD REST 8 CBA TTER.

The latest out—TUe boy who is "kept after school." A little girl, on being shown a neigh bor's bonnet "Mother says it a per feet fright, but it don't scare me

Here is an extract from a little boys composition:

4Wen

cats is a blas-

phemin', and tryiu' the gages of the steam b'ilers in the back yard at nite, it makes a feller offle 'fraid if he isn't sleepin' with his sister.'!

A lady told her little son, who was teaming for so'mething to eat, to wait until breakfast. With a tear in his eye, bebnrstout: "Mamma, I jest honestly sometimes think you're a step mother!"

A little girl who was spending a few days with a farmer uncle visited the barnyard, and while looking at the well fed cows, remarked "Why, uncle, just see, all the cows are chewing gum, aren't they?" "Georgle," said a devoted young mother of our acquaintance to her very juvenile son, "you cannot have another cookie till you ask for It properly!'"

Please, for Christ's sake, amen," said little lnnooenoe, with immediately folded hands.—Cm. EUQ. "Ha! ha! there is blood on the moon, he cried, striking an attitude in imitation of the tragedian he had seen at the theatre the night before. "What, ho! ye black and midnigtit hag," when his mother suddenly walked- into the bedroom and spoiled the whole .first act with a trunk strap. 'What ever shall I do with such a bad, bad boy Said a loving mother as she strove to impress on the mind of her six year-old tow-head his manifold troublesomeness. 'Kh, you let me alone I ain't half as bad as I can be, replied non-lmpressibleness, and he gave bis maternal ancestor a wink that completely up set her gavity.—New Haven Register.

A boy's uiind looks at evertblng from thestand-point of base-ball and marbles. Why do you suppose," said a Sunday school teacher to his class, "why do you suppose they took Stephen outside the city walls when they stoufed hiai!" It was a poser, but one of the aspiring youths was equal to tbd emergency He said: "It was so they could get a better crack at him, I guess."

A teacher in one of the Westfieid (Mass.) public schools was startled the ether day at the answer she got from bne bright little fellow. On the blackboard was the picture of an ostrich, and the teacher described its great strength and power of endurance, olosing by saying it was the only bird upon- which $ man could ride. "I know another," Ipoke up a little chap. "Well, what is it?'' A lark." Unsuspectingly, the teacher asked, "How caa you prove that, Johnny?" "All I know about it," said the boy, "is that mother every little while says father's off on a lark, and when be comes home he looks as if he had rode awful fast."

MR. BUFKINS' BAB Y. The first baby was a great institution. As soon as he came into this "breathing world," he took command in our bouse. Everything wassabservteotto him. The baby was the balance-wheel that regulated everything. He regulated the food, be regulated the temperature, he regulated the servants, he regulated me. For the first six months of that precious existence, he had me up, on an average, six times a night.

Mr. Blifklns," Says ray wife, bring that light here, do, the baby looks strangely I'm so afraid it will have a tit!"

Of course the lamp was brought, and of course the baby lay sucking his fiat like 4 little white bear, as be was. "Mr. Blitkins,"said my wife. "I think I feol a draught of air I wish you would get up and see If the window is not open little, because the baby might get sick."

Nothing was the matter with the windew, as I knew very well. ""••Mr. Blifklns," says jny wife, just as I' was going to sleep agein, "(bat lamp, as '"•jtou nave placed it, shines directly In

Dd!TD|by's

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MATRIMONY.

Justice SAnrper Cbnni^/

Yesterday forenoon, say* XhWrS Tress, while a Detroit Justice of the leace sat warming his feet by the stove, od his nose by a cigar, a stranger enored and presently inquired: "Judge, how much will you charge te to read over about fifteen lines from book I have?" "Why, can't you read them?"

I#J1led

is honor. "I oan, but I want to hear how the nes sound when read aloud. I'll give ,u a quarter to read them to me." "AH right," replied the justice I n't earn two shillings any quicker." A woman opened the door at that oment, and the stranger put down the on the desk, clasped her hand said •Begin at the pencil mark there, and id slowly. Itfls honor's ehin dropped exactly ghteen inches by dry measure, as be that the reading matter was the j«»ual form of marriage, but he didn't \ek down from hie word. It was the .eapest marriage he ever attended, and didn't half ertfoy the chuckles of the ,-ide and groom as they went out.

eyes,—strange that yon have no

tbougtr-fiv m,|«rresn®nd,|^by 's eyes,—strata er meek/••J 4 1 lin#)reconsideration!' t9 lawyer# such uneaty sleep- arranged the light and went to bed again. Just as I was dropping to sfleep again— "Mr. Blifklns," said my wife, "did you think to buy that broma to day for the baby?" *,'My dear," said I, "will yon do me

2fi(|6 injustice to believe that-1 could over-

matter so essential to the comfort

oi that inestimable child!" She apologized very handsomely, but made her anxiety the scape-goat. I forgave her, and without saying a word more to her, I addressed myself to altep, "Mr. Blifklns," said my wife, shaking me, "you must not snore so you wake the baby." "Jest so—jest so," said I, half asleep, thinking I was Solon Shingle.

Mr. Blifklns," said my wife, "will ou get tt£ and hand me the warm gruel rom the nnrse-lamp for baby? The

O* "yfrom the nnrse

tdear

child,! if It wasn't for bis mother, I don't know what he would dp. How ipan you sletep so, Mr. Blifklns?" "I suspect, my dear," said I, "thai It la because I am tired." "O, it's very well for you men to talk about being tired," said my wife "I don't know what you'd say if you had to toil and drudge like a poor woman with a baby."

I tried to soothe her by telling hef she had do patience at all, and got up for the poafcet. Having aided answering the baby'a requirements, I stepped into bed again, with the hope of sleeping. "Mr. Blifktas," said iny wife.

I ade no answer. ... "Mr. Bllfkins," said she, in a louder ke

"Odear!'* said that Mtkmabl^.wbfianj In gr«t apparent anguish, "how can a man. who has arrived at the bonof 6) live baby ot his own. sleep, when

creature will

don't know that the daur ng?"

live till morning?' I remained silent, and, after awhile,

•lie:

deeming that Mm BiifklaVhed gone to sleep, I stretched my linabs for repose. How long I,alept'i dpnfc £|toj»^ ftat was awakened bjr furious jab in .the forehead by sortie sharp fnstiliment. I started up and Mi. Bilrklns was sitting up in bed adjusting eome portion of the babv's dress. She bad, in a of seml-somnolenc® mistaken my head for the pH!o«r, wBich «he cnstorliarily for a nocturnal pincushion. I

somewhat roun^ several perforations in -my forehead

ked. Now, Xiordt wa wants to h*4^be told me I thoald vmlbfljr WMUT wded np^sn* We wants you to eome

8uch

trifling things for tlWTsake of the I iDelated upon it that I didn't ray doty as a parent to thit yotmg mortal required the surrender of my forehead for a pineaebfon. This was one of many nlghta passed fn this way. The truth was, that baby was what every other man's first baby is, an autocrat, absolute and unlimited. Such was the story of Blifklns, as be related it. It is but a little exaggerated picture of almost every man's experience.

Therk Is a favorite drawing room game in foahion, in Paris, of this kind The name of some prominent individual is ohoaen, and the oompany invited to write what would be the most suitable gift of the season to present to the celebrity. Mauv of the replies are very witty—the political onea, especially, and one leading republican lady ia printing her "collection," from an album tor distribution among her friends.

Thb following anecdote waa told by an American preacher for a fa$t: He waa praying, and in his prayer be aaN pray that the power of the devil may be curtailed." Just then an eld darkey in the congregation cried out, "Yes amen Bless me! Cut him tail right smaqK amoove ofl."

The Death-rate of

Our country is getting to be fearfully alarm lug. the average of life being lessened every year, without any reasonable cause, death esulling from the most insignificant eri gin. Attblsseason of the year especially, a cold is such a conimou thing that in the hurry of very day lifts we are apt to overlook. the dangers unending Hand often And too Uti thai a Fever or Lung Trouble has already s»t tu. Thousands lose their lives in this way every winter, wl»il? had Bos* chee's German Hyrup been taken, a cure would have resulted, and a large bill from a doctor been avoloed. For all taeaaes of the Tnroat aud Lung*, Boschee's (i,«rman 8yrup ht& proven itself to ba the greatest discovery or Its kind In medicine. Every druggist in this country will tell you of Its wonderful effect. Over 930,000 bottles sold la*t year without a slrgle failure known.

For sale by Gullck & Berry aud by Groves & Lowtj,

Joy to the World.—The afflicted may now rejoice. A. safe, certain aud effectual antidote to malaria has boeu found. CLIFfords Febkifcge fs a perfect remedy agaiust all diseases caused by malaria. It not only breaks the chill, but thoroughly eradicates the polsoiw Its aotlon is truly wonderful It cures malarious diseases of every kind—Fever and Ague, Intermittent Fever, ftemittent Fevar, Dumb Ague, Perl odlcal Headache and Billons Fevers of all kinds. It 18 purely vegetable and as harm less as water. Try It be convinced.

J.C. Richardson, Prop'r,

For sale by all druggists. St. Loulst

S[aute,Sold

Most draggists are conscientious In their dealing*, but there are a few who are not. A number of cases have been reported to us recently where druggists, for the sake of gaining a small addftlenal profit, have songht to impose upon their customers by flfering them cheap and worthless Imltaions of Benson's Oapcins PorousPlas'F.R In place of the genuine, or have tried to sell them the common porous piaster when Benson's Capcine Porous Piaster was asked fbr, falsely olaiming that the comrapn arttele ponessed equal merit. We therefore .caution all buyers of Benson's' Capcine Plasler to see that the word Capcine is correctly spelled—that each plaster has the word A-P-C-I N-E cut through It. By this blmple precaution imposition may be avoided.

VVBBKSON'S CAPCINE

ramiues

POROUS PLASTERS.

POSITIVELY THE BEST.

The valuable qualities of the ordinary jorous plaster are in this article Increased en fold by new and Scientific rmdlCatlon.

The manufacturers were awarded the highest and only medals given rubber ilasters, at both the Centennial and Philaelphla Expositions. Widely and, favorably known among physicians ps a great improvement on the ordinary porous plaster,

ASK ANY PHYSICIAN In your own vicinity about it, and you will be convinced that it is so mr superior to common porous plasters, liniments and the so-called cheap electrical appliances that It cannot be compared with them. Therefore the same or less money. Ask for

BENSON'S

Capcine Porous Piaster

And Insist oil getting Jt. Observe above cdntion in buying. This article Is specially recommended for Lame and Weak Back, Coughs, Weak Ltfuga, Kidney and Spinal Complaints, and all local Aches and Pains.

Sold by all Druggist*. Prire25c.

Sick Headache

Positively Cur«4 by that* LittU Pills. Tlioy also rol v«» Ma. innippstlon and To* Katun A pwftn't rfmrnly fur bitsiiMwft, Nutisi a, Dniw*int»»atB«dTaslo Hi tbe Mw»t€7CoatM Ton|W, Arin l^l» Side, Ac. TneT WISt# the Boirfli Mntt prevent CunstlpnUon and 11 tea. Xh«staalif. Only oneDtll a do-rf1.

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CARTER MEDICINE CO., Prty'rc, Gria, P«. ftr« Vtil* by mail for cre Oollar,

CLIFFORD'S

FEBRIFUGE

FEVERsAfiUE

OTTFUE3.

DUSICATEI AXX MAT.AKIAL DISEASES STSTEM. «l. O. RIOHARDSONtProO tWTot Sale by AD Druggists. BT. LMJtS.

DR. PRICE'S

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Medicine Ctiest for 35 Cents. Perhaps no one medlelneJsso universally required by everybody a good cathartic. Smcayne's Takand Sahsapakili.a Pii,i«s are preparal expressly to meet this necessity, being composed of purely vegetable ingredients. They are mild in their operation, produce no griping, and arte truly a Valuable purgative, aperient, anti-bilious and cathartic medicine. They stimulate the liver to healthy action, cleanse the stomach and bowels of all Impurities. Curing sick and nervous headache, dyspepsia or indigestion, bilious, or Intermittent, remittent and congestive fevers, languor, drowsiness, aching pains in the back, heAd, slight chills with Tushes, of heat, female Irregularities, and for a bilious and costive habtt, no medicine is so prompt and effectual as IXR. Swayhe's Tak and Saksaparill a Pills. Jf your druggist or storekeeper nas not got them, or will not prooure them for you, we will forward them by mall on receipt of price, In currency or stage stamps. 25 cents a box, or five xes for 31. AddreaalqttewV*.lif,Swayne ASon, No. 330 North Sixth street, Phlladel-

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CURTIS,

Terre Haute, ind.,

Breeder of Pare Brown and White Leg horns, Brown and White China QMw, and Musoovy Docks.

Stock and Eggs tor sale. Agent fbr Animal Meal for Fowls and wine, and German Roup Pills.

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HOLLOWAY'8 PILLS. 1

These famous Pills PURIFY the BLOOB and aet meet powerfully, yet soothingly^ on the LIVER, STOMACH, KltHfftYS and BOWELS, giving TONE, ENERGY and vigor to the whole system. They are wonderfully efficacious in all ailments iacident al to FEMALES, Young ox Old,and asa general FAMILY MEDICINE, for the oar* of most complaints, they are uneqnalledii

IHPORTAXTCAUTION.—Nobe are g&rnine unless the signature of J. HAYDOCK, as •gent for the united States, surrounds each box of Pills and Ointment. Boxes at 25 cents, 82 cents and *1 each. **"There is oouslderable saving bjr tak' ing the larger sizes.

HOLLO WAY A CO., New York.

A CUBE FOB AIX! I

Hollowax'sQlnlment.

Possessed of this REMEDY, Every Man may be his own Doctor, rttaay be robbed into the system, so as to r&eh any Internal complaint %y these means, It 'cures Sores or Ulcer* in the THROAf, STOMACH, LIVER, SIDE, or other parts. It In fallible Remedy for BAD 1e!Gisan

S, BAD

BREASTS, Contracted or Stiff Joints GOUT, RHEUMATISM, and all Skin Dlsa mi' timq *i£ ij

IMTORTAXT CAynex^-Noae are genuine nnless the signature of J. HAYDOCK, agent fer Uie United Sts«M, *taWbffnds 4 box of Pills and OintmenU Boxes at oents, (Scents and tl each. •w-Tbere is considerable saving by taking the laraer sixes. "HOLLO WAY A CO., New York. 1. in. ir mi,i

Never Failing Remedy THE EUKOPEAN

HMEXiflE!

For Fever and Agne, Intermittent Fever,* Dumb Ague. Remittent Fever, Bilious Fever, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Liver and Kidney Regulator, and Yellow Jaundice. Purely vegetable. Warranted as here rwHf resented. For sale by all druggists.

Price, Accents and 11 per bottle. If your druggist has not got it, I will send ft to yon free of cha**? on receipt of your order, at 50 centsandtLQQ perbotwe. Ttf it. Prepared by «-ly JOHN BOMMER, Terre Haute, Ind'

rpERRE HAUTE BLEACHERY "o.

201,corner of 4th and Mulberry Sts.

1 OMkdtM^ed by

MRS. M. A. GERARD.

Straw Hats and Bonnets bleached altered, eolored and finished in a superior manner. Millinery work done at trade prices, on short notice* Patronage respectfoliy aolMted.

The Only Cent

AGUE REMEDY IN THE WORLD,

THERMALINE

A safe and reliable sulMtltaSe for •Ine. The great tasteless medicine for alt diseases caused by Malarial PoIsomIbc, being a preventive as well as a certain remedy for

FEVER and AGUE,

CHILLS &FEVER

Dumb Afse, AgrsieCalie, K«mitt«at, Intermittent Feftrs, Kldn«y Dl»esw, Liver and Bowel Complaint, Dytyepaissnd Oeneral Del illty the best general Tonle for debilitated Systems. Price

cents per box. Family boxes 91.00

Sold by Druggists. Mailed on receipt of price. DUNDASDtCK A CO., 35 Wooster Street, New York.

Ten cent explanatory book mailed FKEK on application. Sold by D. P. COX, Druggist.

Jy27-ly J. J. BAUR, Druggist.

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Lrvstpt tcSt-ricnm, Fcvc? Sore*. Boaly ou Ii bLn. iii uliort. all encases causcd by bad by tills powerful,purli'j liig, anil it. ijioK.titiJf f.tl! *lcllK'.

I ci.-iiiy I. iit uiaiiifr-stt'd Its potency hi curing Her, lioM I.'oeh, lloUa, Carhtm-H Bore Ejrta, Si roi'uloui S rea and fitrclllnca, Whlt« SiwllllH 4' Ou.tfo or Thick Nfcck, arkl Enltritd Glwdk

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v« omplidnt" i.nlv part ciftheite symptoms are eNpcrlfiK-fi!. A-s a reiiit'.ly for «11 mh-Ii eases, lr. I'iem's CitIlen -Medical Discovery lias Do equal, 03 It effcrt3 jH-rfcct and radical cures.

In tlie cure of Uronchute. Sc*cre Co»t«i and the e:irlv s-Ia^rs of Consumption, It has astonished the i::rulcal lUciiliv. nml eminent physicians pronounce 'I the (rrentes-t Vixdlcal discovery of I lie ape. While *1 iircs Ihc sex-erest Coughs. It strengthens tiiesystem uvI purities the Wood. Soiil by druffllsts.

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