Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 9, Number 36, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 8 March 1879 — Page 2
A PAP
Of this Paper are published. Ttee FIRST EDITION, on Friday ®VWOJI|{ C.haa a large circulation In the surrounding ^towM where it rfbld by newsboys and •gents. rue BEOOND EDITION
In
(on
Tricksters.
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A oorrespondent of the Chicago InterOcean, writing from Rock ford, Ills, tinder date of the 3rd, cays one of the most complete expositions which have ever been made of spiritualism was witnessed at Brown's Hall, in that city, on last Saturday evening. The world renowned mediums, Annie Eva Fay and C. A. Mansfield, alias 'H. C. Fay, gave a light seance, consisting of U»e usual cabinet manifestations performed by mediums in general. The hall was well filled with many of our best .and mo%t intelli gent citlaans, $nd among tbemmany whs wnto spiritualists. The examining committee consisted of the Hon. Andrew Ashton, ex-Representative of the State Legislature, and Mr. H. R. Enoch editor of the Rockford Journal. The medium, Mrd. Fay, was firmly bound with strips of cloth around the wrist and the knets sewed, then securely fastened to a lirge poet in the center of the cabinet her feet were then tied together and held to the flper. Another band was placed around her neck and fastened to the post. The cgmmittee pronounced the lady securely bound, and the show began. Musical Instruments of all kinds such, as^ bells, guitars, tambourines, mouth organs, etc., were play fed af various times 111 the dark cabinet. Mans field did a few manifestations.' Amofij others was that of being bound anc •laoed inside the cabinet. Dr. J. Philips, of Belvidere, was lotidly called for to de the tying- The mediuth objected to hfef tying strongly, saving it whs no use, he was Hound so that it was impossible for him to stand it. The doctor, therefore, was wot allowed to tie but one arm. The doctor made objections to the business then, but took hfs seat and remained quiet till the show weft over, though loudly called for.
No sooner had the curtain dropped for the last time, when Dr. Pbillipsoffered to forfeit a hundred dollars if he could not go npon the stage and do the same things that the mediums had done. He woald firtt do tbem in the cabinet, closed, as Mrs.*Fay had done them, an* would afterward do them in the light, and
SHOW THAT NO SPIRITS BXISTED. good many spiritualists were present, who objected, but at last they Were obliged to yield, and amidst great cheering Dr. Phillips went on the stage. He was bound by the same cdfnmitt^e in exactly the same manner, aim tied In the cabinet, ft anything, qiore securely than the medium. The musical instruments were, If anything, betfer played than those by the medium, and the spiritualists began'to whisper, that he must be a medium. After he had done .til of the cabinet feats he openedtbe cabinet and showed, exactly how they were done. The instWtaents are alwavp placed on the mediums' lap or by thenside, and they cannot be tied but what theyoanr KBACH THBIR 'HANDS AROUND THEIR &IDE8 TRfyi T£B BACK.
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Compliments nearly eve: vi tat ions to rl young swella IBPJ the woman, whe married seve fiat, Mrs. x)sea in
EOPLE.
TWO EDITIONS
my busbsn somewhat, a
8*tui^«tf
(. tttg, goes into the Hands of nearly every reading person In the city, and the term ers o£ this Immediate vicinity. ,»
Cvery Week's Issue Is, la fact, TWO NEWSPAPERS,
jMn
which all Advertisements appear mr OK* CHAHGK cggggggwi,1 i* 4U-« MinniiYf
t« ,s
-.-'SHOWN UP!"
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EXPOSURE OF TWO MEDrDMS AT RQCKFORD, ILJjS.
Mrs. Fay AdnUts that the Idea of any Spirit Poweris Ridiculous.—The Whole Business a Fraud.—A,U Mediums are
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Dr. Phiilipeehowedsboweasyit wa«4* reach around and get anything on his lap and convey. them to his head or mouth. Round after round of applause gi soled the doctor, and he assured the audience thafcno sooh tbing»as materialisation Of bodies ever took place, or that spirits took any part in these perform-
MO MKDBgM EJVINO
Could do aqyfhlnq which he could n6t do after forty minuted study, over it. In the 'meantime -the mediums had skipped, taking good care to take with them all the receipts. Your correspondent afterwaiVi called on tbem at the HoUfcnd
Hotms, and found tbem oon*
siderably excited aboot It. At first the Inelination was to cheek the Whole thing oat, but, when assured by your correspondent timt that ctmrse would not work, virtually admitted that the XDKA OP AST 8FIRIT P0WKH WAS RIDICU
LOUS.
Mrs. Fay said: "A week ago this (Sunday) evening I played at Milwaukee, to a splendid noose the week before at Indianapolis, when the Governor was apon the stage, and went into the cabinet with me, and said he '"WTTSBAN HANDS pass over his teee. '*On my return from Europe, I played for several weeks in Hew York,'ami on an invitation of the professors of Yale College, play«d -twflpm ttwm, and completely
FOOUED KVKRT ON* OF THEM. They all thought there was something supernatural about me. Three years ago I was in Europe giving seanoes through Great Britain and the continent. For three straight weeks I played in the Queen's eoneert rooms, Hanover Square, London, at an admission foe of twenty shillings, and bad good houses. I went from there to Oxford University aad gave my aeanoe performances which I
Setecthere
ave in Roekford, and tbeyooatd nothing wrong in it. Everywhere I have been pronounced as a great medium by tb» taee* eeieatifle men of the world."
Her recital of the glorious time which she bad at Oxford was quite amusing, when one thinks how she had completely hoodwinked all the sages of that august city and oniversity.
Your correspondent inquired how she had been generally received In Europe, when she replied that it was perfectly marvelous. "Why, would yon believe, it was THKQUKKN'S YOUNGEST SON, PRINCE LRO-
POUO,
made a perfect ass of himself over me. He thought I was an angel, sent me his
day, wit all the
ne es people -tying
No, sir
hiui some trouble
toget loose, bat we have always oome oaf
all right before." "You are usually wpll received, ^y spiritualists, are yon no f'" l. "Yes, but mediums don't care to have muflh_ tQ. da.wUh tUaUv. loilo waM, inierring that they might be detected ip their fraud it thfty did. "Now, Mis. Ptoy," fceked the interrogator, '•will you not frankly admit that thle whole business la a fraud, and that every medium in the land does the manifestations by simple triokery, aud thsVyou are all huanbUB'?" "Well," she replied slowly, "we are no more humbugs than the ministers of the gospel who practian upon the feelings ana imaginations of Uba aeqple in t£6 same way which we do. People like to believe th*t- there's somekind of a connection with the departed spirits, and as long as they will pay to have people humbug them4"mediums will do it. Of course it is
NOTHISTO BUT TRICKSRT
The n)an was next interviewed* He is one ofyonr quick-witted Yankees, or good size, dresses well, wears a large cameo ring, and face pitted with the small-pox. He possesses lota of cheek, and is just the man for a snide show always makes a great dllplsy of wind in his lecture, aad is very minute in his descriptions. He was foreeg to acknowledge that he had been given badly away, but"thought that the doctor should base oome on to the stage before he left the hall, and made his exposure, when the facts are the mediums left by a back stairway as soon as the doctor took the floor,
RESURRECTION AND DISSECTION.
A QlimpsV' Til the Dissecting' RooM of 4 Medical College—Ohlaininpfrttyectsand Their Use—A Student Describes the
Work—Familiarity Breeds Contempt as Usual—Occasional Scenes That Most People Would Oall Disgusting, oyjtrtj
Indianapolis News.
"Merrick's corpse is still at the medical oollege," said a student of that school to a Ne#s reporter, yetftefday afternoon, "His head has been separated from hib body, together with the vertebrae of the ftefek and the spinal cord racased, which wih-be preserved in the college museum. The students have been working on his body every day for a week. The demonstrator, Dr. Marsee, has been il ltf&tratftig several important surgical operations. His legs, armfe and feet have been amputated. The skeleton tfill be articulated and preserved by Dr. Marsee. Until Monday last the body was intact, uncarved. But you would not nave recognized it. The heavy beard was cut close to his lace, and his hair Wasn't an inch long.""®liPw ''When was he taken?" "I don't exactly remember, the night he was buried^ I think. The sexton died-'about that time, and there was no trouble in getting him. Nobody oared where his bones were." "How do you manage to use all the subjects you get, and where do you keep them?" "We g,e| them when .we want them, and never accumulate a stock on hand. When any of us need a subject we fdrm a elkss of five and Inform the demonstrator, accompanying the request with #5 apiece, and he sees that we are supplied. Of course you know who takes the bodies from the graveyards,-^the resurrectionists, Dr. Billy and his colored assistant. They attend to that matter principally) though sometimes a country student while on a visit hoihd, adds to his ordinarily ftlim ptirse b^ snatching a cadaver ox two." "How and where are these bodies taken?" "Tba manner of body snptpbing is too \yell kuow4i to need despeiption. Two men are'all that are necessary .to do the job. They drive out te a' {jtavtfyard1 in which they have marked A grave. 'Whita it is found they begin digging from, the head to the feet." ,,
How do they know where the heijwl lies?" There i** wteally some mark to indicate imposition, agd it is the cuftorn to bury bodies with, the head to the MSt. After the coffin ts reached, the lia is broken in, repfrgljpped oveHihe head and shpulqera ofTEhe corpse, fas
Kave
IJU^a Wi vuy w^bv iaa
tened securely under his arms, ana he is dragged oit. If 'time will allow tbem, they strip the clothes from the -body, throw them baok into Jthe coffin, and the hole istfilled up^ so as toialmoet defy detection. Wten thky are p»«8sed for time, howevee, they cacPt 4attend to these little details. The body is doubled np, the head thrust between tha *k«ees, and in thai position it is chocked into strong canvas bag, made for thiat pnrpoee, and carried to the college. The resurrectionists usually procure two stiffs at each excursion, and get 925 for nanh "Where do they get subjects? Oh, most«ny place where they can easily be got at.. Crown hill is never visited. The old oeaetery and the country graveyards, when they are not too fir from the city, furnish the greater portion Of ocursubjects. In the present year or season, which ended last Thursday, we used about twenty-five bodies, And the physio-medical college about half a dozen." "What kind of bodies do yon nse?" "Adults, if possible over the age of twenty Ave years, the-bones are not usually entirely formed until that age. The larger portion of those wo need wore those of old persons the sex was about' equally divided.. At least two-third* were colored snbjects they are more easily procured than white ones, aad when wo are discovered these isn't snob sn internal row raised. "We had a beautiful female subject soon after New Years last. She was a woman of the town, eame from Indianapolis, I believe, and waa genuinely beautiful. Her eyea and hair were light, and her form wonld have been
raised Hi a Venus. I don't know as ever been so beautiful a woman anywhere indeed It seemed like aaorile«e to touch her. But, as a class, we haven't much of that sentiment, and she wss carved with tbo same implements, and after the same style, that dozens of negroes had been carved before her. The first evening finished her beauty, and tank-week's Urns you would not have known the difference between the once beautiful courtesan and ths oldest and most Wrinkled stiff in the room."
How is a body treated after it reaches the college?" "The first thing done Is to wssh it, if it happens to be dirty. The slime that sovers the corpse makes It very easily soiled, in tsking it from the grsve. The janitor attends to this operation, ususi* ly. Then it is placed under the injector, a pail full of an arsenical compound, suspended from the ceiling. This is
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connected by a long rub malLphnip polQted sleel ck nnroaf*] «)ch prj lluSed to eiiSsnd aSries. re
et onto usiness
TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY EVENING MAJl.
If thrOQ
Are UHPbod
before
table.
upoifthe mssecti this is done the hair and beard areolose ly clipped. No other attempts to disguise the corpse are made, for after the first night's work on tbo table your most intimate friend would fall to b« recognised tiyi j¥ %dsTd find.''Ijbfr o}|rtj Oil flvL been made up, the body Is distribute* autong~4.U« msmbossy-ono. getting th«head and neok, the other the right half of the ohe^sod tlw rhiljfc arm, another the leltbhff oBheybwlarid the left arm.
The abdomen and legs are divided anjong the other two. The body le not cut into five parts. These five students merely work on the parte assigned ly them at the same time. The nbjeot of dissection is to gamine and anslyM.tbe various parts, learn their looatlon, form, object of escb, eta" "The student having the head, begins at the nose, cuts upward over the bead tl the back of the neck. The -skin is then peeled back ss easily and as nicely as a frog is of his. The fat, the lasers of fascia are removed, and the superficial branohes of tbe arteries, nerves, and veins of tbe face are reached. Under these are tbe muscles., These are all nicely separated, oleaned and traced to their source, their direction, nature, use and size all noted and studied. That finishes the head and you C&n appreciate bo# difficult a matter it is to do it properly, when I tell you that It usually takes at student two months to accom piish it. The Bkin, fascia are all removed from each member of tbp subject and muscles, nerves and arteries in each part carefully studied." ''Does the injection entirely any stench arising from the bod "Not entirely after the body gets stale it begins to stink.. Wheii tbe canities of the abdomen and chest are opened, the stench is almdst unbearable. Fresh students sometimes (bint in doing this. But wjben they are once open.the odor is milder, and to more experienced students by no means as disagreeable as you would imagine." "Is there not a great deal of danger attending dissection? Suppose yon were to yourself *hile dissecting a victim of a contagious disease?" "It is not much more dangerous to dissect one subject than another^ Tbe putrid flesh is always poisonous. Dr, Taylor cut bis hand'list year,?and his hand swelled to twice its natural size, and for a time it was tbougbt it would have to be ahapatateil. When a man cots himself, the safest plan is to shove tbe wounded member into his mouth and such the poison out. I cut my j9in^er once, ana I didn't take lonjg to de oide between sticking it out dr being poisoned. I sucked.^
pi TER&LBLE DEAlH. r~im
*The Singular Accident Which Compelled a Mail ib Starve to Death—Fhinfiu Consequences of Swallowing His False
Teeth—Seven W$eks WffliOutFpqd.
PHIGAinBLPHIA, F6b. 23^ 1819.
According 'Ao the report of a lookl paper a man died .here on tbe-4th inst, under very singular circumstances. His name was Levi Wagonseller. He was thirty^ei^it yean of age and-was employed ina oettonfactoryat Fairmount: One evening in Decern bor last he entered A Ohestnut street restsurant to iapper. Wbto about half through the meal he suddenly felt something sharp and pointed going down his throat, etmUng him Intense pain. For a moment he thought he had swaliowed a large and jogged piece of bone, bat patting his fcind to his mouth MM n# ively to his mouth on feeling the pain, he found that his false teeth were missing, and ho knew thsl it mnst bivie been they whieh had gone down hi# throat. Tbo teeth were three in ntttti* ber. They wore 'fastened to sHVer plate, and bad boen In his ftOtttf Tor many years. Recently tbe hooks holding them In place baji worn loose, and the artificial teeth bad annoyed him by falling from his month several times, plate and all hod gone down his throat, and be could feel ttom lodged *g*iMt his breast. Alarmed and suffering intensely, Wagonesller went to his home, whieh was in a suburb of tbe city (Hestonvillefc in Paxson street, between Fifty-first and Fifty-second. He eon id sat no solid food, and for two dsjrs be took nothing into his stomach. On the third day he managed to force down a ttttle bread and milk. On this day the sufferer went to tbe University Hospital to see Dr. Agnew, who, after examining him, seemed to have little hope of saving^his life.
Wagonselier then oasse to Philadelphia to stop at his sister's bouse to receive medical treatment from her physician, Dr. Stewart, of No. 1840 Green street.
TAB MAN GROWS WOMB.
Dr. Stewart was called upon to visit the patient on the fifth day after tbe occurrence, He advised him to take a swallow of gin as the readiest means of dislodging tbo teeth, which still remained in tbe throat. The patient followed his advioe, and almost immediately felt the teeth going down. But this only led to a worse result. Tbe teeth moved down and lodged about one inch and a half above the entrance to the stomach. Had they passed into tbe stomach, according to medical authority, the chief danger in tbe esse
p. the jyice
Wvent
eo!i
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"Sick?,-Well, it djd make me feel rather pale, but I spit tbe stuff from my mouth and rinsed it otit w'ftn a glafcs'bf beer. You haven't mtf6R tflfcuS id 'Cbhsider in a case like that.""You become so accustomed to tbe dissecting room that you have no peculiar feelings in pursuing your
"None at all. When I first began tbst work I felt1a little squeamish, but that worked off in a few Weeks and when I want-tptgive myself a- real-treat now, I just, spend a sbor.t time at the dissecting tabl&. 1 have seen students who never could overcome their repugiiance at the work, hut I liked it Jwnm the first. I could resurrect a body without the slightest oomputions of conscience or, feelings of borrdr. The handling of a corpse i? not unpleasattt when yon 6nce become used to it, but you must get used to it. In the dissecting room all so,rts of jokes and pranks are placed by the students. Finger joints, eatrs and noses'i are often concealed In the packets of 9 student'by. bis associates, and sometimes free moCk fights are indalged in, when one Is' 'as likely as Hsbt to be* knocked down by. a, flying skull or A whistling femur. When you get a crow^l of ^aen 'together foi-'months drive awajntbe natural To us^A dead m«R tea lnmpof cl»y, ade. forgone purpose that Is dissection.
lodging as allow
would have been over, they did the patient nnthinti| notMvenpminc was atBlutVy iwposalb thing (SwnAis om rne® ed JPbu pourer wouiybfl*rtimWed woulcfoome ba«k, exuding from ears, eyea, mayjMkwl nostrils. The strangest of ail iHI^Wit followed. The man lived for seven weeks without swallowing a morsel of food or a drop of
w»te^
man, weighing •d^vi«d4«d away stoats ton. His hands becsme horrible to look st by resson of their low of flesh. Strangely enough, top, all this^imetihe noun* who was perfectly, cpqacious an^ rstiopal, had no appetite, no craving for food. The smell of VTcfuals, be said, made him sick. From the time he weatto his sister's bousft tonjr duf after the accident, he had not stood pn his feet, lying alternately on a bed and in an invalid's chair. This prwtbre be kept, at the recommendstlon'of blspbysician, until from lack of food be becaa^jo weakened that there was no option in the tbatter, and he had to lie all the time. Operation with an instrument wss suggested by bis pbyatyian, but this bis sister would not consent to, unl^s assurance could bp given that it would result in saving his life. This, of counie. tbe physician could not promise, and no such operation was tried.
SKVKN WEEKS WITHOCT FOO©« After being for ?ver seven w^epks withmit food Wagoqsejler died, death resulting from inanition, or, in other words, starvation. To tfhG very last he had no appetite for food.: Tbe day be fore bis aeatb he began Ujgfitj.^bort pf broatb and told bis relatives that he felt himself dying. TJp'to tbe last hour he retained nls senses and talked- freely «bout his esse, instructing bis relives to have a post-mortem examination ebade upon bis body. In accordance with his request the" examination was made by Drs. Stewart and Agnew. Tbe plate, with the teeth in it, was found about one inch and a half above the entrance of the stomach, tbe nooks firmly imbedded irf tbe flesh. There were.marks at certain intervals in tbe throat, showing the progress of the plate as It passed downward, the prints of the teeth being in several places plainly visible. Had the plate, which was about two inches long and an inch wide, passed into, the stomach, in tbe Opinion of tbe physicians it would have dissolved and tbfe man's life been saved. As it was, tbo plate passed down the throat in a trsnsverse form, and once lodged at the furthest point, displace-* inent Was impossible.
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if&i ivf S-UM-V-V'
CLEANIttG UP A Rfi ff VA"!? The New York Sfin gives 'piartldftTar socount of the baptism of- fifteen n«w gentlecreek,1 leml'n^ Igrter-had to "gof before #ifti gang o? men to chop Uie ieoi anddarag it out of the creek to make a pool.. TherOj wjwa big'crowd of believers and others who came to gaze upon thefcn(}'vel scene amid th»snow andiice. About two hundred s}0ighs brought their lo#ds to the shore of the creek, and tbe occupants, up packed thefnsel^es from their rars and blankets and stood ah/TVeribg lo&ki rig at the pool of dark water wkbTttWoy rim Tbe paper gives a detailed aecpanji of howlthe converts took wa,ter with as much minuteness as ft would describe tkte victims of a Wbolesdte! battging scene. The officiating ministen«tood in water up to his middle, but he wore, a water-tight rubber garment Tfrom his tip to War 'sbotildarsi Whffett Wis hid den by bis black gbwra. had the advantage 0 he walled himself in out oft
as exCept stood* the ordeal better tharf the boys. They sAuflGed .their ears with «cotton, generally, aud walked into the water without shrinking. There were two or tBree "ohs" iand sC¥eral gfts^ihg pale («wa when they came «p They were bundled into sleighs fey puirs audidriven otf to a drying-bouse at some distanq^. The ministering official tffrnost haa 'to fight1 one of tbeyottbg men Under ttA watdr, and only^sueeeeded in ^getting bim wet aH bver at the,third To the neighborhood boys It was as stood full sg ashWp v^tshittg^nel
the cleaning up of a six Weeks' revtvsK There were twenty conyerts in all, bat five of tbem became backsUdersjj^tly ice, a^d'^itd theiy wisre not quifef read#.
'l \1"'nrU' CHARGE fa.^ ifi«| ••ji'rorti the Detroit Free Prttes. An oldish citizen Who had SMUpStl two or tturee hundred dollars together started In the sqJ$on business on, H^stlngs street, a re^ aavs a^o, and a man Whom he knew ana aid not particularly admire started in the same business at
matf wms conWiairtly on the^itcbto see that^he other did not get siiead of hisni Hje hadjuat settled down .to the belief that he was & long ways ahead, wl cefiae a dutlioniter who wild: cateea curtocrtCr "Ah you'll ba*^ to hatfg up you* fiddle. The man above you wae just showing u*e his slate. He o»er twenty nametS on it since mordldg and four men bat* fust goue in there after tea cent drinhor'' "Ish dot some facts?" exclsi«ned the old man, thoroughly aroused in a moment. "Yes, and IUt bot you hell bav» fM oharged to customers befoip plight," "Und I shall h|' ore as forty Yhslt till
I
runs ttiit dfer grocery for a Slate, dnd den you sltHind der corner 'Und
fdon'tder
all boyssomo winlu to come im let dot man get sheadt of jue. it I hafto pay ten scblates!" 1
Night closed in on the old thsh top of the heap. SBOtS*B*HBSSa«S
'iti
A HINT TO LA URA. 3• Hawkeye.
It a man Is on the cars and sees a yoang lady he doesft't know from EVe, and never oaw before, trying to lot down the window, ho throws down his tpper. takes off hla hat. bows himself double, smiles round to his, after-collar button, savsswewtly, "allow me?" and clones tbo'window with graootal skill and charming courtesy. If hla sister says, "Tom won't you please let the wfnaow down for me?" be tacks his paper savagely under his arm, and stalking across the aiaie, stands on her feet while be bangs tbo window, down with a slam that fills her face and hair with dust. And if bis wife, holding the baby in OM am and a lnneh bosket on the other tries to let down tbo window' and says timidly wd soggestivety. •'Oh, dear, 1 don't believe ean get it down," be grunts and says, "Kb ?oh and buriee himself still deeper in bis paper. That's what you'r coming to, Laura.
IT
is said dyspepsia wss unknown in this country a century ago. People then walkedf more, rode on horseback and kept kitchen gardens.
10 MISTAKE. arch
us
'^fte^cbriosity!''1
fn'thisTtnptbt erts, wet,
he had tbe advantage of the^ converts, 'the wet, his arms and hands. Tbe girls
D°The
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gen-
course,
iatan
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follows: 1 be other evening he called upon Mrs. Haddon. She had just lost her busbsnd, snd she naturally supposed that bis visit was relative to -the sad oceur,rune« Sq, after a few common places Iha^hMn^kJnhsnged, she was not at all surprised to hear him remark:
Mrs. Haddon?" ««Ye»i" filtered tbeswldow. ii#Tetaliy unexpected." is "C" '•Ob, yes: I never dreamed of it." "He died in the barn, I suppose?" "Oh, no in the bouse." "Ah-^well#I suppose, yon most have tbonghl- a great deal of bim?" "Of coqrse, sir."—tb's with a vim.
Th"(i minister looked rather surprised, crfeeed bis legs snd renewed the conversation.
Blind staggers was tbg disease,
Mrs. Haddou'seyes snapped fire. "Whoever told you so did not speak the truth," she hsughtily uttered. "James died naturaliy." "Yes," oontinu^d tbe minister, in a slightly perplexed tone. He kicked the side of the barn downrih-bis last agonies, did he not?" H-iUmttm "No, sir, Jie didn't." "Well, I have been misinformed^ suppose. How old was he?" "Thirty-five." £*Tben be did not do mncb active work. Perhaps you are better .without him, for you can easily supply his place with abetter one." "Never, sir—never will I see as good a one as be." "Ob,,ye^, you will. He had the hegv^s bad you know." "Nothingof the kind!"
Why,
l'recollect I saw him, one'day,
with you on hip back, and I distinctly recollect tb^t he had tbe heaves, and walked as if he had the spTing-halt.*'
Mrs. Haddon si4red at her reverend visitor as if she imagined that he )W*i crazy.
rtHe
could pever have had the sc
halt, for tie ha^a cCrk leg!" ed.
sufldenly stopping all t*t plecWSF* "Neyen he was not mad, sir!" "Probably no,t. B«t Jbere wei^jqxue good polnte about bim.' "I should think so!" "The waflH Whlfth H6J«bried his ears
mer^^^d^Uie widow, w^h much asperity "he was warm hearted, gener ous and frank!" "Good "qualities,"answered be, nndon sciously. -'How long did At take bin-tP go a mile?"
cotton dar
re
lieve?" be ssid. "No, sir,'* sharped the wlddw, "apoplexy." "Indeed! You mnst have fed hi") too mucb."„ "He was quite cspable of feeding him self, sir." "Very intelligent he must have been. Died hard, didn't he?" "He did." '"Yon bad'to hit him oA the head with an axe te put bim out of mivory,' I was told-" 4
tv« #&&>*****•
«'^b, sir *no moise Of a curiosity thab
yThe'ministershifted uneasily and got red In the./ace. But be returned to the attadk. "Did you nse tbe whip much on him?" sv#' Never, sir."
Went right along w^bout
iS' e^l'Lm
•rHe must bave been a gotfd loWWf'k 4)rate?" SfafL Haddoq, tprned.?fhit« wd made
say. bnt finallybldrtodkout: What I most admire akjont him w*« the beautiful waggly of bis tail."
Tbe widow juSt sat down and cried. "The Idea -of your comitig here and insulting! mel'.' she cobbed. MMf tny husband hfid liyed,.^,wQuldr^'t a doge it. Tour remarks in reference to tb9 poor dead Baah tfiiVe beete a series of lnsu1t«. I wo«*t «tand it."
He colored end looked dumbfounded. "No, not," sbe cried. •'Ain't you Mrs. Blinkers?" at last he stamihdred, "and has riot your gray home died?'*
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,"I nevM owned a h-ofse, but,my hptt banddi-ed a week ago!" Ten mliiut^i later the minister ceme out o^that hotise with tbe reddest face ever.aeen on.mortal man. "Ami. to |hlnk^',he grosned be Btrode home, "tbet I was talking horse to tbftt woman aU'tHetime, and she was talk log husband ."—Keystone.
Hqw many quarts of water go oyer the NiagaraFau^once In two weekst What is the origin of the phrase "You»re another f"
Who w«s it fcaid "If any one attempts toshoot down the haul flag him ea tbe spot
Is it csrtain that dogs delight to bark, and bite, and is it their nature to How far back can the oldest inhabitant go without' indulging in fabrications?
Who *r#ti "Tbo hirp that one# wortf over-aU," and tbe song of "When I ewallow home-sick flies
What is tbe true meaning of the promise "I'll see you later Iiid the ancient Romans wear nigh bets if.not why didn't they
What reason have we to believe that Lot's wife was too fresh
AJPGHBI9 PRO VERBS.
When tbo a— liWftw too lights load he WWttta to lie down, Tbe spoken word can not be swallowed.
Whom God bath marked tb# prophet striken with his wand. He who is on horseback no longer knows his own father.
When you die even your grave will seem comfortable. What in taken in with tbe milk ieonly given out with the soul.
Do not hoist your garments till you come to the wator. When the priest vfatfts yon, do not rejoice, he will soon begin 0 beg.
THE ladies sing "in the sweet "bay"
snd "buy"
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DISADVANTAass IN LIFE. Cultivating a beard. Sittinaiktt table.
board!
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Wearing
Walkiri"
Persons nroubl.^ .... wakeful nights will bath of gr^at heflBfft.
THE
wd^WWa year-
old baby in your arms. Having a bad eold in tbe bead and no handkerchief^ within hailing distance. :v*.
Being a^ked what time it is when
Joar
uncle Is keeptag your watch to salt is time. Eiudeayoripg to persuadfijBLtailar. tbat tbe longer your bill ^oes over, the soonerfvill the sun ofc resiraaptinn r|B«1ike a os 1 1 1 I ~ia»y«i({*Hl8euwlesf ijom op nairs while the partner of your joys stands in the ball, «tnd yells, "Oh, Henry, wbat a dirt you're making on my new carjmti!? ...
Eor tbMUfMijtnp in poe'a life puking sgift 8r s8e*'wOuldi\'lf HTtS to'gf out 'V^fcja^LJauata't. keep late
Taking off onotenttrs^p in tbe lower hall to walkstairs tioiMlessly, and just ss tbe tdflFis re&cbed 16^drop one shoe, snd bM| it go rattliwto the bottom like tbenntksn^etaapHy.
A TEASPOON1 borax thrown bathing will softness tl
moi% of powdered
to' the bath tub while nr^qnlSsto a velvety ter, at th#feame time re^ttnglteH. bather. iMiiVousness or this kind of
poor and Sue
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"Aboutfifteen dainuteS." "Not!muCb of a feoer. Wfish't Kw KHr apt to fly?" "He didn't have any hair. Ho was
ble, alike with tbe fiad In Dr. Bull's tried and trusted tea bottle.
rich and powenul, Ctough Svrup a tiui friend*, jhrlce 25 cei
Professional Cards.
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BEACH lit UTE, IND. Collections made1 tfaroughoat the United States. N. O. BUFP-. Bi *. BBSCHKB
UFF & BEECH feR,'1 ATT«BNfl:Y« Af LAW,"
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OFFICE—No.820
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Fourth, north side*
R. J. P. WORRElrL,
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Dental ICoom iiS^ainllreeL,
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Nitrons Oxide Gas administered for pais ss Tooth Sxtfactloh.
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dentist
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Office, Main Stfeet, over •Id confectionery stand.
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GROCERIES, ^jJISIO^S AfND PRO.^
fi.. NatldbalBlock, 185 Main Btre*»
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Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Pianos, Melodeuna, Organs, Musical InstrumenU, Ac., 7
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RIDDING & CO.,
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SBWENG
loan and collectlifii
Over ttfty raUUonx capital repre*
sen Led in first-class companies. Agents for Travelers' Life and AccldenlTrrturance Co. Money to lean. HpeeM -attention paid to collections.
fto.g and 4 Beach's Block,
$rf.
Sixth and Main.
MACHINES A*D AiWttttn
In the Very bemt mariner and warranted te werk, bar Joa^PE^FOLli, No. Main street, north side,, between 8rd and 4th *reetM, tip suit*, eondeAn your sate* oUMuliliCr. FOLK has had a look at it for^he^eal trouble may be very light and tne cost of repairing a mere trill*. The best needles and oil ogjistantljr on band.
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Most
we £fh meet in that besuti-
fni store snd we oertainly csa raise no objection. But remember the little ones st home and do not leave the none without a bottle of Dr. Bull's Baby Syrup.
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We have a large and complete ^Vi» i'.i- -*.'t TS.W3y.
LADIES',
Boots
at-trfT ,vrs«
MISSES' and CHILDREN'S
Shoes
and
Uf ALL THE
Styles
Desirable
¥«t
MADB. OUR
PRICES ABE LOWEK
Than they have ever been before1'
VERT MUCH LESS
Than tbe same grade of goods are sold fo fisewhere. GOODS.TH AT WE CAN "2^'
Recommend for Durability-
DANIEL REIB0L»
Cor. Mi Main lis., Ho. *H», TEBKE HAUTE, IND.
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