Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 9, Number 20, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 16 November 1878 — Page 2

THE MAIL

A PAPER FOR THI: PEOFLK.

TKRHB HAUTE, NOV. 16, 1878

THE BOARD I NO 110 USE.

SOME 8AD, BUT TRUTHFUL, RKMIXiSCEN OILS.

Tbeffoilowing from Peck's Milwaukee Son Is just as good in Terre Haute as in Milwaukee, and every constant boarder abonkl read it:

Boarders at thirteen boarding houses in this city met on Thursday evening, not as Mn indignation meeting, but to talk over tbe different methods that might be suggested lor indooing landladies to pot more bed clothes on the brda Resolutions were adopted expressive of the sense of the 'meeting, which tbe secretary was instructed to have transcribed and forwarded by mail to tbe proprietors of the boarding booees represented at the meeting. After the business thst brought them together bad been transacted, the board* era exchanged views on tbe snbjeot of boarding houses, and discussed the dif fsrent methods of bringing landladies to terms.

Mr. Smith said that he had suffered from stewed prunes at tbe table where be boarded, for thirteen years. He bad not touched a prune for eleven years, bat a glass sauce plate full, soaked in tepid water, had been set beside bis plate every night sinoe be had been there. While be did not wish to complain, be thought tbe thing bad been carried far enough, and be would be thankful if any gentleman present would suggest a method by which a boarding house keeper oould be induced to give prunes a furlough.

Mr. Brown rose to his feet and said unaccustomed as he was to public speaking, be felt that be could not let the occas on pass without relating his experience. He said he had been troubled with prunes that way for six years, ten months and thirteen days He got so that tbe sight of a prune set him into hysterics, and when he saw a barrel of them in a store it made him sea slok. Last summer, he said, he made up bis mind to release prunes from an engagement at that house if he broke np tbe business. He said he sat on tbe left side of tbe landlady at the

table, and when she was not looking he

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ut dead moose into her sauoe fli' took tbe mouse out on a teaspoon, and was jost about to place it amongst her false teeth, when he called her attention to tbe deceased. She shrieked, and took all the prunes off the table. He said there were no prunes for supper for some days, but at length they came again, and be put a mouse into a dish l^longingto an old maid on the other idde of the table. She was near sighted Md thought the prunes were these preserved crab apples with the stems on, and she took tip tbe mouse by the tail, on that understanding, and bit it, hang Sng to tbe tall with her thumb and forefinger. Brown said he felt as mean as an Indian commissioner when be saw her trying to masticate that crab apple and wben sho gave it up, and adjusted her glasses, and looked at it, and saw what she bad done, and left the table, and the other boardetli and the landlady looked at tbe mouse, be felt as though tbe days of prnnes were numbered. That was last summer, and he has not seen a prune since, and be said he could conscientiously recommend tbe mouse plan.

As be pat down Mr. Smith asked what a good mouse trap would cost, or if any gentleman had a second hand mouse trap to sell. He said he would try it on his boarding bouse at once. Mr. Hob toson said he bad a raouso trap, a spell ago, bat it bad got lost, and as ne found a piece ol wire in bis hash he bad con clnded that tbe trap had got into tbe bash cutter by mistaKe. Mr. Jones said that was not necessarily the case, as he bad found wire in his bash also, and on tracing it up be found that a hairpin bad been cut off in the flower of its youth.

Mr. Harvey, in moving to adjourn, suggested that the boarders form a soci ety, and meet once a week for tbe parpose of exchanging experiences and devising ways aud means to better their condition. 'Pbe proposition was acted upon favorably, and the society is to be known as tbe Boarders' Exchange and Anti-Hash Society, A oomraitte was appointed to secure rooms, and it was •greed to meet every Tuesday evening.

AN exebango hints that Miss Nellie Haseltine, of St, Louis, set afloat that story of her engagement to Mr. Tilden merely to advertise a grand charitable performance of 'The Mistletoe Bough,' to which she was to appear, and without may expectation of two contingencies— that tbe news would be given to the Associated Press and a public denial returned instantly, and that tbe reporter to whom she had told tbe story would •give ber away.' as be did promptly in •elf defense. Kev. John Snyder, of tbe Church the Trinity, preached a

Sain

spoke*?* *. mon on Sunday night, which b1 -'-voted the writers of'Society Gossip' otjr the ooala in the most mereiiem manner, concluding as follows: •In many oases, very many cases, the yonng ladies are not to blame for theae •illy report*. They are to be pat to the credit of the indelicacy of tbe dally press. But in scores of instances they themselves stand ready to furnish tbe tafortnatiob needed, and feel a slight if tbeyare not paraded in public print. Tbe paper* havs foil encouragement and applause or else they would soon •bandou a practice so revolting to any refined sensibility.'

An Indiana famer wanted to borrow a

fan

from a neighbor for tbe purpose of iiliag some yellow birds in his field of wheat, which were eating the grain. Bis neighbor declined to loan the gun, for be thought tbe birds usefal. In •rder to satisfy his curiosity be shot one of them, opened its eraw, and found In two weevtls and four grain* of wbeat, sod In these four grains tbe weevil bad borrowed,

A «ooo colored man once said In a class meeting: "Bredren, when I was boy 1 took a hatchet and went into de woods. When I found a tree dat was Straight, big and solid, I dld'ut touch 4mt tree fetat wben I found one leaning a little, and hollow inside, I soon baa him down. So wben de debbil goes after Christiana, be don't tooeb dem dat stand straight and true, but dem dat loan a Utile and are hollow inside."

WRTKKUCS

make people took oKl, and

Madame la Coin tease de Basasovills says that they can be kept away by slowing the eyes for ten minutes at a time at Intervals not exceeding 8ve or six boom Tbe theory to that thU, and nothing else will seoors absolut\r*t for tbe noKks of ths flun,

"DOLLAR-STORK RELIGION." They have had a revival recently at Washington, D, a—at tbe Foundry Church, where brother President Hayea worships. "Roberts," a sharp writer, thua alludes to revivals, generally, and what she styles "dollar-More religion" particularly. Ho wonder she is oalled "the wicked Roberts

Now that it ia over, I want to say a few words about tbe "revival,"so called that has been held in Foundry Church for the past few weeks, and I don't want to be misunderstood. That some may have been honest, and bad really tbe good of their fellow creatures at heart, I am convinced of, but to my mind these revivals are wicked faroes. People talk of "getting religion" as if it was a dress or a tall overcoat. I did not

though urged many times, but I enow hundreds who went as they s. I

ft, would go to the theatre or circus, know of persons who were ''shining lights" at tbe revival, who prayed loud and delivered pathetic addresses, jet who were willing tbe next day to turn a poor man and bis family out on the street for a little bit of back runt. I know of one, who was prominent in tbe amen corner, who bad—well, I won't say swindled, but who had 'fioanpiered' a woman out of her earnings. These are cases I knew of, and it is fair to

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there are many more. There

too much religion and too little Christianity in this world. It ia the saints that keep the people down, and prevent them from reforming and living abetter life, even if tbey wUh to. 1 was struck lately with tbe instanoe where a worn an, keeping a bouse of doubtful character, was arrested for harboring young girls. She said to Major Morgan, weep ing bitterly, 'I tried to earn my living honestly, and bad a bouse filled witt respectable people as boarders, but the officers and others would say, as they saw me, "Oh, that is old

Bbe

kept a

bouse in the Division and all my people left me and I could only return to my old business.' Another instance is that of a man who was sent to the penl tentiary, and, alter serving his time out, tried to earn an honest living. He was engaged by a gentleman in this city to drive for him. Some one passing saw him, and said, 'That man is a thief be bas been in tbe penitertiary,' The man was instantly dismissed. That is the way tbe world treats any one try log to do better. Pious people, "socalled," will give you tracts and advice, and tell you you are damned if you go on in the way you are traveling, and then they will damn you il you try to do better. The only way I console myself is by thinking that the Lord is not easily fooled that be takes this dollar store religion for what it is worth. "Not every one who says Lord, Lord, shall enter tbe kingdom of heaven." That is what the Bible says and some acquaint ances of mine will feel mighty "cheap" when judgment day comes. I wish bad the money some people have I know I would do so differently. They will give large sums toward paying off a church debt—when tbe ohurch bad no business to be in dobt—because that is spread tbronghout the country, wben thi dozen people in' some little business

lat same mcney would set up half a

that would make them happy and give them a living. Do you suppose tbe Lord cares for the fine churches, with tbe trimmings that cost so much money, when bis own son, whom we worship, was born in a stable?

COL. INOBRSOLL ON FAMILY GOVERNMENT. Col. Robert Ingersoll was asked a few days ago to give bis idea* on family

my

all. I warn them of the consequences of evil habits, but I tell them they oould never do anything bad enough to cause me to bate or disown them. I-keep a pocketbook in a drawer, and tbey go and belp themselves to money whenever they wast it. They eat when they want to and what they want to. They may sleep all day if tbey choose, and sit up all night, if they desire. 1 don't attempt to coerce them in any way. I never punish, never soold. They buy their own clothes and are masters of themselves. I teach them that every thing we have we own in common it is just as Aiuch theirs as mine. Here's a sample of the way I handle my children One of them got a valuable illustrated book one day, and marked it and tore it. I came in asked the little girl who did it. She said, 'I did it.' I took her np and kissed and hugged ber and gave nor lots of good advice. She has never troubled me sinoe. If my children lie, I tell them, 'Bless your soul, I've lied myself a thousand times, but I never made anything by it.' I tell tbem lying don't pay. Don't claim be fore your children to be any better than ,'ou are. Be honest with your children, you want them to be boiigst with you."

CURING A COLD.

Extract from the Diary of a Reformed Missionary, in the Burlington Hawkeye. This is tbe time of year to travel and talk with a cold. My cold is very obstinate, but I am holding it in check, I think, or rather my friends are holding it in check for roe. I paid but little attention to It at first, but us ihe cough increased in severity and the hoarseness became worse, Mrs. Clements, who is a homcenpathist, gave me Bryonia and phosphorus the dsy following I went to Middleton, and good Mrs. Brown gave me boneset syrup then on the advice of a traveling friend, I took to hotrbonnd and licorice, but on reaching Brie Mr. Thornton changed my treat ment and prescribed chloride of potash losengee. 1 next sent for a regularly ordained physician, who gave me a bottle of pills and a box of tablets and a receipt for two dollars. Thst evening old Mm. Bryan sent me a bottle of carbolic acid in solution, and Mr. Gregory sent me a carbolie tube. I inhaled the tw*tleand swallowed tbe tube, and experienced great relief. I then resolved to refuse any farther treatment, bnt Mr*. Dawson persuaded me with a very harmless and rather pleasant preparaof glyoerine and sugar*, and at night I still further submitted to a oold water compress. The next day a woman gave me a doss of medicine in tbe street car, and I munched Brown's bronchial troches all the rest of tbe day, and declared I would try no more prescriptions. That very night I wss tucked into bed by friendly hands, and filled to tbe chin with hot lemonade. To-day I am wearing a liver pad around my neck. Tomorrow—but alas, who can tell what tomotto will bring forth I *aad whiskey.

'DOCTOR, yoo must really prescribe something for me.' 'My dear lady, yoo need no tnedicioo—only a little rest, and then you'll be as well as ever.' 'But, doctor, sorely I ought to be given some medicine of some sort of other. Y« u"ve only felt my poise examine my tongue. He' doss so. 'PrseiMy, madam your tongue needs r*M, too.*

Mimsm Mi

TERRE HAUTE bALURDAY EVENING MAIL

TEN ULK8 FOR YO UNO MEN. Always pick up a hot poker by the oold end.

Never spend your money when yoo can get things for nothing. Do not despise a 20 oent cigar or a 92 dinner because another man pay*

far it-

Remember that It costs mure to go to a high prioed theater than it does to take aback pew in a free church.

Nothing Is troublesome to yoo that other people do for yun willingly. Never pay to-day the msn you can put off till to morrow.

Never trouble yourself to do for another what he can do Just as well for himself.

Never buy what you don't wan't,sim ply because tbe man says be is just out ot it.

Do not poultioe your uwn elbow for the boil on another man's neck. When angry, be sure you can handle jour man beiore you rail him a liar.

PECULIAR PEOPLE. Prom the Bradford Dreesei

The man with neck whiskers. School girl who doesn't ».bew guru. He who picks bis teeth with a iork. The msn who does not like to hesr himself talk.

Barkeeper who "draws tbe froth at tbe bottom." Woman who can walk gracefully with small heels.

Young lady with pretty teeth who doesn't like laughing. A man who considers a bar bill a debt of bouor.

Tbe man who can "smile and smile" and not be a villain. The man who takes out a paper of fine out in a crowd.

Young lady with a mole on her arm who likes short eleeves. The man who never drinks anything stronger than buttermilk.

A young man of twenty who does not know more than a man of forty. Young married man who doeBn't cringe when he wheels out his first baby.

An editor that is not capable of running his paper better than other people that try to.

A man who can preserve perfect urbanity in a party of ladies wben bis suspender button has just parted.

ENGLISH DINNERS.

For a lady to go to a dinner party, or any otner party in England in whatiis called ber "best black silk," as Americans would say, would be fatal to ber social reputation as a person of high ton, says a correspondent in the Cincinnati Enquirer. A dinner dress for a ladjp in England is something I tremble at. When she gets to the drawing room tbe end of the skirt is at the hall door, end nothing is on ber neck and bust. Like tbe green salad she coaes to the table frequently undressed, so far as her vis-a vis can see. Her hair is ornamented with flue feathers, flowers and jewels. Her neck is a terror to an arm of any loving propensities in black cloth, for the slightest contact would carry off much powdered starch. But round it diamonds dwell and emeralds or sapphires blaze. Each shoulder is ornamented with a baby bow or band, and these constitute tbe upper part of the dress, with the exception of the small bunch of flowers primly placed on tbe chest bone. In fact, to be placed vis-a-vis before a magnificent specimen of a champion young English, rare, roast beef wife, with a one button bodice and a sixteen button pair oi gloves on, makes a fellow capable of looking "unutterable things." As a rule tbe style and ornamentation of the English dinner tables excel those of all other countries, year in and year out. The pure white table cloth and tbe fresh folds smoothed so symmetrically, tbe hanging ends and sides BO rigidly right, at once proclaim the presence of a good butler. Tbe cutlery, tbe glass, the silyer, candelabra (gas is secondary at the dinher table), the epergaes—in a word tbe ensemble is perfect, inviting and appetite provokirg. 'J

THE ITCH FOR OFFICE. ':$&

One Great Vice of American Life.

Cincinnati Commercial.

Considering all the dirty work a inltn must do to get and keep office in this country, it is incomprehensible why so many independent white male voters are willing to almost break their needs at any moment to get a political appointment. Even when it is obtained, there is a certainty that it can not be held any lepgtb of time. With those who are elected to office, tbe time gallops away as Rosalind says it does with a thief awaiting execution, so that bis term is gone almost before be bas paid his election expanses. Tbe same years spent in carefully attending to any business occupation whatsoever would have loit him a richer, happier, better man tban the end of his political term will. If be fills an appointed position, he never knows at night whether his bead will not come off next morning and, in any case, be leads the existence of a constantly worried, dependent man. Yet, with ail this, once be gets a taste of political life, the American becomes the most persistent, unblushing and desperate tiend in civilization. If he gets kicked out ol one position he does not even wait to brush tbe dust off till he seeks another one. He bants up every yellow compliment ever printed about bim, every greasy and rumpled old letter of recommendation h«^ has, and pastes tbem into a scrap book, which he carrim about with bfm, and refers to considerably more tban be does to bis Bible. Tbe idle compliments and praises which bonest men forget are to bim a stock in trade for getting an office. He dogs, like an abject honnd, tbe footsteps of individuals possessing "dooence." He sinks from one petty office to another, lower and getting viler each time, ith each downward step be grows seedier snd shabbier. Office he must have, If it is no more tban to be a turnkey in a police station. A certain youug Ohio democrat, who was for years prominent in county politics, and bandied in bia time hundreds of thousands of dollars of public money, is at last so low that tbe only gift his party bas for bim ia tbe position of keeper of the village oala boose.

PRISONSR at the bar,' said the Judge, •Is there anything yoo wish to say before ipon you?' The prisoner looked wistfolly toward the door, and remarked that he would like to say 'good evealng,' if it woo Id be agreeable to tbe company. But tbey woui him.—Burlington Hawkeye.

But tbey wouldn't let

PHtSAfS aome readers would like to learn Jbe secret of walking erect. When walking, try to attain tbebabit of carrying tbo palm of your tend forward, with the liule finger next to yoor body.

LIPS Is foil of sorrows and disappointments, bat the moat sanguine hopes of all those who try Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup are always realized. It never disappoints. Price 25 cents.

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M0B8RUS FOR SUN DAY CON TEN PLA TJON.

Never break a promise, ./ Keep tbe secrets entrusted to you. Put no faith in tlpse who are deceitful. It you encourage gosslper* you are one yourself.

Keep clear of a man who does not value uis own uhsracter. A vacant mind takes all the meaning out of the fairest faoo.

A friend who flatters will prove treacherous in tbe end. Contentment without tbe world is better tban tbe world without contentment.

The fast that self Is not thought of is the reason oiten why so much real good is accomplished.

A mean, groveling spirit takes *11 the dignity oat of tbe figure and ail tbe character out of the countenance.

Tbe best and noblest service iii life is prompted by love, and love works without consciousness ol self.

To bave/some one to oonfido In is one of life's sweetest blessinga, snd to have oar confidence betrayed one of its bitterest pangs.

Those bo have least consideration for tbe feelings of others, sre usually the very first to take offenco without reason.

Kindness and gentleness will enable woman to win her way through tbe midst of difficulties where rougness and ill-temper would build. ^ar" rler8-

Men are brave to stanJ against influences back of which they see obtruding personal pride or planning, but let tbem be convinced tbat what is said or done is simply from a supreme desire for their own welifare and good and tbey are broken down.

The word spoken in love by the one who is neither great nor renowned Is received and thought of for its own worth and need, while tbe same message spoken in eloquence of personal utterance is forgotten in tbe remembrance ot the manner of its expression.

Badness and beauty will no more keep company a great wbilo tban poison will consort with health, or an elegant carving survire the furnace fire. The experiment of putting them together bas Deen tried thousands of years, but with one unvarying result.

LITTLE PEOPLE.

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Tbe foundation for the mesnest man is laid when a small boy turns the worm hole in an apple for his companion to bite from.

A little girl who had been very observant of her parent's mode of exhibiting charity, being asked what was generosity, answered: "It's giving to the poor all the old stuff you don't want yourself."

At a recent Sunday School concert the superintendent was talking about idols, when, to ascertain whether the children were understanding what he was saying, he asked, VChildren, what is an idof?" "Being lazy," was the loud and quick response of one of the members of the juvenil^ class

A little boy in a Sunday-school put a poser to his teacher. The lady was telling her class how God punished the Egyptians by causing tbe first born of each houseb ld to be slain. Tbe little boy listened attentively, and, at tbe proper iuterval, inquired: "What would God have done if there bad been twins?"

A- little Maine chap was taken to church for the first time where a minister officiated in surplice. He was oontinu ally fidgeting and asking,

,4Ma,

is be not

done? When will he be done?" The minister stood up to make tbe closing prayer, raising bis hands, when the little fellow turned to his mother, with' horror piciufed on his face, saying, "Ma, he is swelling up again

Janet—"Mamma, dear, what time in tbe day was I born?" Mamma—"At two o'clock in the morning." Jack—"And what time was I born?" Mamma—"Not until eight o'clock." Janet—"Ah, my birthday is longer tban yours, Jsck— "What tbe use of being born till it's time to get up?"

A little girl In Hartford, Conn., -was sent to a store the other day to buy some lace. Tbe clerk, after patting up the

Ealf

ackage, said: Well, there is one-and-a-yards of lace at ten cents a yard. How much does it come to?" To which the miw perfly replied: "Well. I'm not going to tell I have to study arithmetic all the rest of tbe week, and I'm not oing to bother my bead with ifc $at*ir-

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"What kind of a bat do yon want, my boy, soft tor of a hat customer, "Why don't you git a stiff 'un. Bill?" whispered his surprised friend. *'A stiff1 un 1" ejaculated tbe would be purchaser, staring contemptuously at his oompanion. "An' what kind of a chance do you suppose I'd have for getting out of tbe house with a stiff bat under my jscket without ma seeing it an' making me come back?" His friend was silent.

A Woman's 1*©K«C.

'It is useless to take medicine. I shall feel better to-morrow. Besides, I need tbe money to get tbat lovely new bat. My old one is sueh a fright, and people will look more at my bonnet tban tbey will at my face. I will wait till I feel worse before I spend any money for medicine." The new bonnet is purebssed, and fifty other feminine ntcessarics in tbe form of ribbons, laeca, or brooches, etc. Meanwhile tbe lady's face becomes every day palor and thinnor, and ber body weaker, until disease has gslned so firm's footbold in ber system, tbat the most .thorough, and often* times along and tedious course of treatment is necessary to restore ber to health. Ladies, attend to your health before you even think of apparel. A fresh, blooming face in a plain bonnet is much bsndsomai and fsr more attractive to yoar gentlemen friends, than a pain worn, diseased faee in the most elaborate 4 elegant bat your milliner ooold de,.je. Dr Piercers Favorite Prescription is everywhere scknow 1 edged to be tbe standard remedy for itmale complaints and weaknesses. It is sold by druggists.

Aecemplished st lsst. Tbe grand climax of sucoess ia at last achieved. Tbe poor rejoice, the slsk arise and walk, tbe rich bask in the bright sunshine of perfect health. Tbe phvsical miseries of the bona an frame need no longer be endured. DR. KILO'S CALIFORNIA GOLDSN Coxpotryn, for Dyspepsia, Constipation. Sick Headache, Coming op of Food, Jaundice, Liver Complaint, Biliousness, General Debility, Drowsiness and Low Spirita. This wondeiful remedy will positivdjf cure, and tbat where every other remedy has foiled. To prove that this wonderful remedy will do all we claim for it, yoo are presented with a trial bottle fret, 0/ eotL by which yoo will readily perceive its wonderful curative qualitiea, and which will show yoo what a regular one dollar size bottle will do. for sale by Golick A Berry, Terre Haote. [6]

WeCballenge«l»e World. When we say we believe, we have evidence to prove tbat Sbilob's Consumption Cure is decidedly the best Lung Medlciue made, Inasmuch as it win cure a common or ubronio Cough in one half the time, and relieve Astbms, Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Croup, aud show more cases of Consumption cured than sll others. It will cure where they tail, it is pleasant to take, harmless to the youngest child and we guarantee what we say. Price 10 cents, 30 cents and |l 00. II your Lungs are sore, Chest or Back lsme, use Sbilob's Porous Plaster. Sold by Guliok Berry.

Do Yon Believe H.

Tbat in this town there are scores psssing our store every day whose lives are made miserable by indigestion, Dyspepsia, Sour and1 distressed Stomach, Liver Complaint, Constipation, when for 75 cents, we will sell them Sbilob's Vitalizer, guaranteed to care them Sold by Gulick A Berry

Tb« most popular and fragrant per fume of tbe day "HACKMETACK." Try it. Sold by Galick & Berry, &

il Joy To 1

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he Afflicted*

One of oar most eminent American Chemists has disco \*6red a process whereiy be obtains, in a palatable lorm, all tbe active mepicinal properties of tbe East India Cinchona Bark, without disturbing the irritant and inert matter. In this preparation tbe alksloids are in their native combinations, and the same proportions of the ingredients are maintained as exist in' tbe celebrated bark from tbe Neilgherry hills. This preparation Uncalled CLIFFORD'S FKBRJKCOK, and is fast taking tbe place of Quinine and the ao-calltd Ague Cures, etc.t in the market. j. c. RicWAnDe&S", Prop'r

Boots

St, Louis. »®16-4t.

For sale by all druggists.

MRS. SARH A. ELLIOTT, tbe aatboress of "Mrs. Elliott's Housewife," Oxford, N. C., writes: "1 was smoBg the first tbat used the 'London Hair Color Restorer' in this section, and reoommend ec* it to M. A. & C. A. Santos, Norfolk, Va., as tbe most beautiful bair dresser and preserver I bad ever seen. I was advised by an eminent physicisn to use it. Since doing so, it has proved so sat isfactory in restoring and beautifying my bair, as well as strengthening my eyesight, tbat I have recommended it to my druggists here in Oxford, Raleigh, and a grt at many of my friends, snd I believe I have, from what 6thers say, caused it to have a wide and extended sale, and deservedly so, as it is oertainly the most clesnly and effeotive bair restorer now before the American people." The "London Hair Restorer" can obtained at all tne. leading druggists at 75 cents a bottle, or 94 for six bottles. Sold by Bnntin A Armstrong, Terre Haute. .....

ITCHINU PILE*.—The symptoms are moisture, like perspiration, intense itching, incressed by scrstobing, very distressing, particularly at night, as if pin worms were crawling in and about tbe rectum, the private parts are sometimes aflected if allowed to continue, very serious results may follow. DR. SWAYNE'S ALL HEALING OINTMENT is a pleasant sure cure.

HOME CURES.—We were greet safferers from Itching Piles, tbe symptoms were as above described, tbe use of Swayne's Ointment in a short time made a perfect cure.

J. W. CHRIST, Boot and Shoe House, 344 N. Second St. T. C. WEYMAN, Hatter, 8 S. Eighth St., Philadelphia.

Reader, if yoa are suffering from this distressing Complaint, or Tetter, Itch, Siald Head, Ring, Worm, Barber's Itch, any Crusty, Scsly, Skin Eruption, use Swayne's Ointment and be cured. Sent by mail to any address on receipt of price (in currencv or postage staaips), 60 cents a box, three boxes 91-22. Address letters, Dr. Swayne A Son, 330 N. Sixth street, Philadelphia. No charge for advice. Sold by leading drnggists. In Terre Haute by Buntin A Armstrong.

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IN ALL THE

Most Desirable Styles

MADE. OUR

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Than they have over been before

VERY MUCH LESS

Than the same grade of goods are sold to elsewhere. GOODS THAT WE CAN

Recommend for Durability.

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Cor. Sd ss4 Mala »«*., Ho.

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TV MOULDINGS,

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Largciit Stork, Beat Aairartment, Xowent Priced, At J. f. PROBST'S. S2S% Main street, betwee a Iflh and Sixth. Have your pictures ftamed before they are soiled. Prices tar below any ever gjven in Terre Haate

PROVISIONS

WHOLESALE,

In store and tot sale In Job lots, at

118 MAIN STREET

Choice sogar cored hams, shoulders and breakfast bacon also heavy elear bacon sides and shoulders, and kettle rendered leaf lard in tierces and buckets.

SAM 8. EARLY.

Any

worlter can make

112

a day

\XU1U at home. Costly outfit tree. Address TRUE CO., Augusta, Maine.

A FRANKFORT, KY., THYSICIAN writes to Dr. Swayne A Son, Philadelphia: Some months ago tbe dsupbter of one of our prominent citizens was pronounood a hopeless consumptive and to have seen Tier st time one would have supposed then* WHS ground for tbe decision, as she was very much reduced in flesh, had a terrible cough, expectorated blood, streaked tuberculous uistter, very nervons, tbat she could scarcely sleep. She bsd been doctored along while with cough and various specifics, and several physicians had tried their skill on her, but without avsll, ber life gradually wasting away, recommended her to use Dr. Swayne's Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry, which she did, snd in a few weeks she wss free from all cough, and other symptoms of disease, snd it was considered a miracle in this section, ss she is now rosy snd heslthy. Let sll who are predisposed to weak lungs, Coughs and Colds, Throst, Breast and Lung Disorders, try Dr. Swayne's Compound Syrup of Wild Cherry, they will soon discover that it is vastly superior to anything tbey have ever used. It is equally valuable in astbmstic and bronchial aflections. Prepared only by Dr, Swayne A Son, 330 North Sixth street, Philadelphia. Trial bottles, 25 cents, large size (holding five of the small), if, or naif dozen 15. Sold by Buntin \,A Armstrong, Terre Bavte.

Chills and Fever—Sure Care.

Why suffer from ague, intermittent or remittent fevers, wben Swayne's Fever and Ague Pills only oost 50 cents a box, snd are a certain cure for all diseases having their origin in malaria. .They contain no calomel or quinine, or other minerals, consequently have no bad effect, as is the case with many other remedies. Tbey act on tbe secretions of tbe liver, and brace np tbe system to a vigorous, healthy condition, thus effecting a permanent cure. Swayne's Fever and Ague Pills are very valuable in all cases were a strengthening or tonic medicine is required, and during the malarial season should be taken occasionally to ward off fevers, Ac. Do not wait to see all tbe marked stages, such ss a shake, a fever and a sweat, but should you feel more depressed one dsy than another day, or out of sorts, tske some of Dr. Swayne's Aeue snd Tonic Pills, tbey will be sure to better your condition. Price 50 cents a box, three boxes, fl.25. Sent by msil, on receipt of price, by Dr. Swsyue A Son, Philadelphia. Sold by Buntin A Armstrong, Terre _- Haute.

FULTON /^MARKET 0K8TER HOUSE,

Teuton ia Building, North Side Main street.

undersold the season tnrougb.

JI. C. B4FFEBTY ft CO.

Never Failing Remedy. 4 THE EUROPEAN

millE ItOE CUBE!

For Fever and Ague, Intermittent Fever, Dumb Ague, Remittent Fever, Bilious Fever, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Liver and Kidney Regulator, -and Yellow Jaundice. Purely vegetable. Warranted as here represented. For sale by all druggists.

Price, 50 cents and SI pei bottle. If your druggiBt bas not got IN I will send it to you tree of change on receipt of your «ider, at 50 cents and fl.OO per bottle. Try it. l'i epared by 6-ly JOHN BOMMER, Terre Haute, I mi.

EGBERT

CURHS,

Terro Haute, Ind.,

Breeder of Pure Brov and hi Leghorns, Brown and White China Geese, and Muscovy Ducks.

Stock and Eggs tor sale. Agent for Animal Meal for Fowls and Swine, and German Rour Pill*

W. S. CLIFT. B. WILLIAMS

CLIFT & WILLIAMS,

MANUFACTURERS OP

Sash, Doors, Biinds, &c.

AMD DBAIifBS II* $

LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES, GLASS, PAINT8, OILS and BUILDERS' HARDWARE. -i 1

Mulberry SUS&i&t, Cottlisr Ninth,

'TERRE HAOTE, IND.

Illiiilll

J. W. HARNETT. M.A.swnrv.

ARBLE WORKS.

BARNETT & 8WIFTR

XMPORTBK8 AMD DEALERS IK

Rote and Gray Scotch Granite AND ITALIAN MARBLE MONUMENTS, ,. Tombs, and Stones, Vaults, Man?. .u tela. a East Main street, between Twelfth aod

Thirteenth streets, TER BE HJlUTE, IND. 7

All work warranted to give satisfaction.

D.I.

Isaa absolute and irresistable cure for

DRUNK-

enness, Intemperance and tbe use of Opium, Tobaoeo, Narcotics and Stimulants, removing all taste, desire and habit ot uslt any of tbem. rendering he taste or desire for any of tbem perfectly odious and dlxgusting. Giving everyone perfect and Ireaistabtecontrol of the sobriety of ihemseivesand their friend*.

It prevents that absolute physical and moral prostration tbat follows tbe sudden breaking off from using stimulants ernarootics.

Package, prepaid, to cure 1 to 6 persons, 92, or at your Druggist, 1.75. Temperance and charitable societies should use it.

It is harmless and never-fkiiing HOI* Bimtl MFG. M., sale A grata, IschMMr, Sf T.

The Hop Cough Cure

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all pain, loosens the eoogh

quiets —J never feet ei •f hspec

Try it enoe and yon will find it so. For sale by sll druggists. Gulick A Berry, wnolesalw sffents.

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