Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 7, Number 29, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 13 January 1877 — Page 7

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Tho Widow Van Cot*, who i« now fjcondurting a revival work, in Now York, -•"Indulfjw In pantomime and aud othpr theatrical form1* of illustration. The "•"'""Ninety and Nine" was pcr/tir.inel as folio we: 4 Sh« locked wf th« •h."'* at an imaginary tl v-k »r p-r-

HOnuti'i. I at'l i»iui!ih^ with her fi i"\ Iwithii -f nut, '*o »•, two, throe,'' t-t«\ S.ti'l

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nint tv-nin" nh''i'n 'Ivph* nnvh' t«* lio a hundred. One i- !»:. h-«--• is? The widow |..oV .1 I "re su.l th i*. t",hind her. in frort. mni tc the nalii and left. If.*r t*ct» »'Nd and h*-t manner I rf'Mkene.l t:«'' utmost anxiety Suddenly a 'is'errlriv attitude, -iir t•— Mm ti^ of a llOllttlMMl -I'i' ,' *t«. rold. in thucold *v :i" I nm-t j:v) md net p..r ,.! •, vPh liitnir^r unci

and sai'l sliet'p i/ the «i and -l- rii it lv '»r.clil '!"»*«tfV{r*. Cott tookaf-w shoe s'-|» Vh iroimr Hftev the j,,^t «iii- tt' wtoopi t! down nnd m^d« b»'!»pv» t«» 1 t»"" i-.-ajiinarv ait* ep. T' t' ttv ?nit:isl over her !••»«•»Id» r. she

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reioifMi.ir that lost ono hu«l l»eeu found. Sh»- n:t:«l. "So the Lord roj-jlecs over on® sinii-r f-a-ed." Curiosity was again excited l»y the lacv ,preacher puttine her hand in her poo'i^t and withdrawiitit it with seme ima^iiiaiy (-ilvi coinx iu hor palm. She eonn ed theoj. There wen' only nine, wlion tiuro Hiiou'd have leen ton. Then in patUomiiiif-, shfi feiirned holding a lighted candle aud .searchintr on the floor tV^r the lost coin. S!»o mimicked a woman giv.'i'pinv v.i'.h a uroom. At lust the missing pi.-e-i w.t' fo ind, and tho wid ow's w«* radiant with jov. Mr.

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The Il-iv. l»'aek,ol Indianapolis, comes to thn front with explanations and 111 davits in reply to the Sentinel's pretended revelation in regard to the cuttings up of himself and the pretty Miss Voss, a red headed sister of his flock. The Kev. Black makes a strong case. Onthnia.cn of the returns we adjudge him innocent but when' we look to the human nature and he opportunity side of the o'.iestien we are compelled to vote again*'- him. In matters of this kind

women will lie, aud thev al

ways would, and they'll swear to it, too. So where there was opportunity it is alwa\ sifeto presume auilt. Yon see we are hnmun l.t iius, and ministers or sinner i, we irit ot re!st the pretty women, anil nev-rr did and never tvill until dea'h, and die man isa fo»| tl'.at tries .to, and we don't kr.o.v V.nt lie .^ocs right in lyina :. *:ir it. We have had to lie like a doa about thai fame tiling, and we don't Ida no prftucher litforlyini* About it. Tne -r. Black valniits that lie off--red the Sontiu 1 people a compliance with a den'and for$10,000 as a con jiiitiou upon which they wouid substitute other sut osed jiirtios as thecal-prit-1, and hit r'adino-s to su-imtto blttcUmaii isJ conclusive proof of his jltiilt. We conelnde that brother Black is guilt v, hut freely lot give him, and are glnd ho didn't pay the ten thousand dollars. Brother HI tick's soul vfrill blcaeh like lnnto's wool in tiie linal count if this i^his worst sin. A

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A WOMAN.

Hoist Herald Ono of the sharpest cases of s-.i'-dling which has recently occurred in this vicinity took place at one of our prominent dry goods stores not far troin tho corner of Winter and Washington streets. A finely dressed lady appeared in the frhawl department of tiie store in question, and, after careful examination, selected a camel's hair shawl cost in about 5100, for which she tendered in payment a $1,000 bill, which was carefully scrutinized by the cashier, who, do'lbting his own power of discrimination, dispatched a messenger to the bank ascertain the genwim-nas of the bill. Meanwhile the lady customer -had become anxious to procure the change, and bad approached tho locality occupied by tho man of scrip when the messenger returned aud uuuouuued in an audible tone that the cnnhfer or the bank said that the bill was good. Tho ladv upon hearing this waxed exceeding wroth, and demanded to know "whether he thought she would attempt to pass a counterfeit bill." Of course apologies and explanatious were of no avail, and, assuming*to b* highly indignant., she refused to purchase the shawl, demanded heV money, and departed from the store the very embodiment of righteous Indignation. A couple of hours afterwards she returned considerably mollified and confessed that she was p'eased with tlvstabawl and that her inability tq find owe which she liked as well was the only wuson she returned, and she onnolutledto 4*H.e it, whion the obliging «alesniah'Y,r"1*,*«M to have prepared, while the courteous cashier, disdaining to entertain a suspicion against such a lady, proceeded to count out the $000 ohange, with which and her shawl the lady depirted. The feeling of that store kern ^r can be better imagined than descHb^l when lifl awoke to a realising sense of the tact that his lady customer had, after all his precaution, muveoded in pastdn|{ upon huu a counterfeit$1,000 bill. IelipvHrH that antieip.iting just what had ocvuried. she had provi'd*«i herself wirti .-iuood-bilIr^hieh'played iU part in tbe early ata«fw of iho game, after which it retired in favor of the counterfeit.

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Some 01 lhA members, «|ys tho Atlan* tA ilerVd/wenodiseii^dng Jim tjuewti^n Ofgetlfiiii »n orgyu fn the church. Old 8i ved:

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"Wheny.r »ro«n 1 de h*t fer

Khso don't want none ob .dia tiealt boliuH ui'isi In do church dat I'se 'pendin on for salvaahun!"

What kin' ob music do you want?" I wants de same old music dat do good Lud wound up in de nigger's so'l. and dat biles out in «tree ma ob

dat wakes de naborhood Tom solIslumliers!" Je spUne slngin' eh?" ,{,.,4

Plane slngln'/yor idglt dbytff'ckll lane Singin' when der flings back bit heads 'Send Dviwn ae Cbarryut' Tum de bottom ob bof lungset at onoe!"

Plane sin gin .yorldglt dbyWaUl p0unj9. minimum gain was dat plane Rii.gin' when der konkerga- ^und 'The

ahuu j^s flings back bit heads an sings ^nUnaed

I calls dat plane siagin'** Den ver all better slick ter plane singin' too 'kaw I'm* tlnkln' dat de only win' organ dat yer needs ter look arter Is de horu ob de Angil Oabril."

They concluded to drop tbe organ question. W* M&x**

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\i-T II tpo#rrt Death of a Young 'Man of Foritsl, Ohio—He Recovers and His Sister

Loses Her Reason

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[From the Fort Wayne Sentinel.) On Friday lust a vpung man named Cbarlosj Haeston. a^e iab ut was attacked with a dlsoaso ippbsed to be congestiou of the lungs. After remaining in an uueoiiMutoi a condition for about two hour«, the a't3'diiiff physician oxairtined htm aud,pronounced hi Ha dead.. In the meantiuie his relative, living at Forrest, Ohio, had been apprised bv telp^raph of hU illness, but they arrived at Mooroeville too late to Kee'tho lsved one alive. They were much affected at his sudden death, ami the ^rief of his sister, a beautiful young lady whose ago was twwr his own, was distressing to st*e. Hh°i remained almost constantly by tho body, and gave v^nt to her tleep emotion* in tears and sobs. Preparations to "lavoi.t"the body were ine. The barher was shaving the corpse, when tho raz"r slipped a triflrt atiri a jet ot do#i colorvd bluoij Imrsrforth. Some of the bystanders, upon se'-ing this, assorted that life was not jret tixtin^t but i:tle hoed was paid to these speculations, and they were not nipoat ed to any of the deceased's relatives. Tlw« bodv "was drrsvd and placed in t!ie

Ilin. but as a precautionary measure the lid was not screwed down. Tho rv malns wure placed en loard tho Fr.day Hitern"on passensier train on tho 1'ilts* u..rr. Fort, Way to au Ciiicago Kiilway, to he taken to Forrest, Olsio, for interment. Th* trrief-strinken parents and sister aeeotiip'iniod the rtMiiaiTS. Th^ latt -r refused go into the passenger coach, but rem nn-d in the express car, to do.se to the 1 dy or tii she ioved.

It was nearly an h-nr before the train arrived ftl Forn-s', vhen a loud, mieartldv shviek win

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and in sec

ond tiie young uiri wa prostrate upon the fl or in a

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veral persons

hastened to t-iie rescue, w: tliey, too, were ne irly paralyzed by lii ftiscovery of tho

us-''1 ht-r singular c.'idiict. The

supposed co ps1'of Charles nekton was and breathing. The

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seated a Wfird and ghastly spectacle. The young man was evidently amazv at his surroundings, and the lirst returning glsams of inscionsness found him in a position of ibewilderment. Loving hands and kind hearts devot-ed hemselves to the care of the man who had, as it were, so suddenly risen from the dead, and of tho young girl whoso suddenly had been brought to tbe vei portals of the grave. Ilueston was taken frotn the colHn, restoratives applied under tho direction of physicians who were on the train, and when he reached Forrest was removed to his father's residence. On yesterday he was alive, and, although very ill, he was improving somewhat, and liopo was entertained that lis will completely recover.

The saddest feature in the case is yet to tell. Tne young lady has not had ono moment of consciousness since the wild shriek which she gave in the car at the dreadful s-poctaclo which met her eyes. It is feared, indeed, that her reason is permanently dethroned by the shock. As may well be imagined these strnnge occurrences form tbe universal topic of enversation both at MonroevilM and Fores*. Nothing has ever produced

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ha sensation at Monroevilio, wliere tho j'oun mm h:« resided for tho pa-t lire years, having been employed as f. r-'iiian iii one of the stave factories at that place.

Tl IE DIDX' ME A NAN THING.

Yesterday noon while three or four persons, were waiting at the corner of Woodwsiro avenue an Stitnson ace for a cur, a tanner's team came along. A single rd, crossed from forward to hind axleirees, was used in place of a box, and while the farmer had the lines his wife sat over the hind axletree, her back against a rope, her limbs extended straight out along the board and both toes pointing toward theskvon a*plumb lino. She sat so stifily and looked so straight ahead that she caught every eye.

There's pose for you called ono of the group. "There's posish according to high art!" called another.

A third man was getting ready to say something .wliei the horse stopped, tho woman swung her feet oil' one side and as she reached the ground she remarked "Seems t« me somebody or other

CURIOUS FRENCH EXPERI--MENTS. A eurloiWf

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means something or other by them re- ^Vti,an\uti^Tmw heVxpn^Vhc

marks. Eaou and every one hastened to assure her that thoy were talking about a stone dog in the yard opposite, and she slowly secured her,old position, muttering: "Some folks can bo saased with the greatest ease, and agin some folks can't." -S* K'5! it 11}

Weioh ft pig give him three pails of swill, and tnen Welch hint auam he will no more than he did at first. This has been a very popular theory in agricultural distric ts, bi.t it was most suo-essfully rvfutodl^t ('linton, Mash,

on Th.»nksg vin^ clav.( At a re-

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'opinion that lie."

woll as interesting series

Of .experiments made in France show approximately that the heaviest load a man of strength can carry tor a short dlstan«9 if 319 pounds all a man can carry habitually, as, for example, a soldiet his knapsack, walking on level ground, 132 pounds—an extreme load it would seoiri—or ho can carry an abrogate of 1,518 pounds 3,200 feel as a day's work, under like circumstances. 1/ he ascends ladders or st.airs, as do hod carriers,then he can carry but 121 pounds, continuously, and his day's work cm not exceed i,282 pounds rkis»d :t,2iM feet high. With regard to th eff it and tiui velocity which man bun produce by pulling or pushing, with his arms, it has been fiuua by those experiment* that, under the most fivnmble cit cumstano^s.

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4 taolid ilaiuht^r, thrw »vt?r»g• danuitt^ni

.! itAttW in law. a me«ticin simi soa-in law, and

enough grandchildren to swell the party to fiiieeu souls and ns many stomachs, 'flie united weight ot this family lefor8 dinner was 1,862 pound" the united weight after dinner was ponnds tbe net gain representing the weight of the dinner actually eaten was 35K pounds tbe average gain per stomach was 2 7 20 pounds tbe maximum gain, nr tbe largest dinner eaten, was 4^ tbe

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further nolle®.

continued until further notice.

"WHY in tbe world doo'tyongoto work inquired a citised of a la^y fallow who was trying to borrow some money of blm. "Oo to work eoboed tbe man, "bow can I do anything till 1 know lor certain who is -going to be «tbs next president?"

UPERHBfHAUgB SATiUBOAT JrVTCirpTfi -MATT,

THE AiqST DHA DL DISEASE. Thd most-fcUadly acute disease from which the peopleof th« Uultei States suffer is pneumonia. Many are nearly down with it, tvho do not suspect it, and others can bring it on it by a ningle act of indiscretion. Teirminuteson street corner in the cold wind a gl.i°s of brandy or whisky late hours and ex posmre at night an evening in a badly ventilated church or theater—any of 4.hove may pmvoko tbe latent disease to mmifest itsolf.

The diseaso attacks the lungs, but is not, as generally supposed, a species of hasty consumption. There is very little expectoration in pneumonia, and in many cases none atall. The cold settles ont.be lungs, the sir passages till up with uiucus, and death is duo to the impossibility of breathing, or to the weakness which the disease brings on, as cautious dieting is necessary. When the troub'e In t!*o lungs is overcome, the patient is oft»n left in so low a condition that it is impossible to m.iko him rally. It Is a rattier singular phase of this deadly disease that the pore citage of cases is as four to one against the men. Women very seldom suffer from it. This may be due to the «re »tcr ex pesuro to which men are subjected, and to the tnoro seden?a,,v life of women, who do not suffer fro such constant changes and such shocks to the lururs.

Tho best, preventive against pneutr ilia is to ket-p the moutn closed wi imr from a hot place to a cold on and to breathe through the nose. It mes like a flash of lightnin. there is no preparation or imanft averting it. One mav to bed lied thy, to all appearance, and wake up with tho disease in full blast. Then it is simply a question of constitution. Medicil skill avails but little, and physicians pursue but one «ourse—to keep, the patient in a warm, even temperature to give remedies as much as possible to clear tho lungs, and seek to keep up the proper animal heat Tho patient ordinarily partly lnses consciousness on tho third day, and the crisis is reached on the seventh. If not dead then there is a small chance of recovery, and all depends upon tho strength of tho patie

Pneumonia is far moro fatal than it was years ago Wo may attribute th* increased mortality from this disease a multitude of causes. Alcohol gNes the disease more victims than al! else. Other causes are steam heating devices, bad ventilation, and tobacco smoke The devitalized heat of stoarn pip is most injurious to the lungs. The action of the heat on the iron coj)s sends etT a deleterious gas, which serfotisly impairs tho luni.'!*, and renders the inhalation of cold air dangerous. Tobacco smoke dries up the mucous membrane ot throat and air passages, and dispels their healthy action. Alcohol -destroys the power of tho stomach, and so lessens vitality that a simple "cold" speedily becomes pneumonia. These causesadded to the absurd custom of bundling up the throat, while leaving the l'eet nearly without protection—are sufficient to account for the enormous mortality from this diseaso.

A new and amusing story /vhich is told of Colonel Robert Ingersoll rues as follows "During his trip to tho East during iho campaign th:- colonel one Sunday went to a fashionable, «:hurch. With characteristic western incepi-nd-lie ignored' the usher, and selecting rhe finest pew he could find, ensconced i'tinselt' in the ••uM-.t corner. Soon tie great man who owned the pew canae along with his family and sat down. But such impudence could rot be permitted to pass by unrebuked, end the proprietor of tho pew wrote on the fly-leaf of a hymn book: "I pay $2,000 a year rem for this pew,J and passed it to the colonel. Quick as thought the ready pencil catne out, the book was returned with an additional line, and the indignant owner read tho comment,' tine pew for the price.'"

It is related that a Dutchman road somewhere that monev doubled itself by compound interest every fourteen years, if it was put carefully away and left untouched. The ^uiieless Hollander at-once dug a hole in the collar and buried four hundred dollars in a teakettle. This was faurteen years ago last. Wednesday. On that da3' he rose at 4 o'clock in the morning and' dug up his cash, with the confident expectation that it had increased to eight hundred dollars. His disappointment was great and when his friends talked to him

•Deui arithmetics lsh all a

LITTLE CHIPS.

Pliutyour prayers wli9re you do your work. V\re had rather make a laugh than a coIftn.

The w'tsest "pVrSon'iSYicviii* at ejtte in a crowd. The better wo aro the lea* do troubles annoy us.

If men could improve as fast as they find fault. At\.er we have given pain to others, wbat then

No persou can be happy till he deserves to be. Where there is no falsehood there is no quarreling.

Some of the hottest heads are partners of tho coldest hearts.g Worn ui is nothing i^i respect when she does not respact herself.

Happiness is tho result of experienqp" and education rightl}' inanageci.. Jf Hop^ is the plank that leads'to the

and for continuous work, effw!: can bridge of faith that leads to hnm_jrtaUty n1t l^^ained ex srK^i:ng fr«nn Jfl! 4 to 83^ pounds raised from IS fo'21 feet p*r* jKinnd |»9Cftnd,oj: about one-eighth hon»e-po Aer.

THE LOVES OK KITTY AND CHICK. [From Our Dumb Animals When I

gave mo a little gray and white kitten, and shortly attar another neighbor ha I, tho inlsfortnne to lose In one night ah old hen and her entire brood, save one po-«r little cb'ck that one she gave to m»i. Tbe |elM tvere M|oii on the Lieat of thrills. Wh^n chi.-k got o| I enough to nse her wings a little the two would have great sport. Chick wouid go round and round the bouse as fast as ner legs, aiied by her outstretched wings, could carry her, with kitty close to her heels. When be caught her they would have a rwugh and tumble play for awhile, and

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then another race. 'hen tired of ont door sports, kitty would get on his bed and chick would fly np and nestle down close to blm kitty would wash her feathers, cat fashion, and when she was cleaned up nicely they would sleep, kitty's paw encircling chick's neck. Kitty would never hurt her, though be often pretended ho wafe going to bite her. (Jhijk, when sbo bad grown to be ahenr never forget sleeping with kit, for, as lone as fbe lived, she delighted to ateal Into tho boose and make a neat in some corner on a lot of rag*, nor *quM ibe scruple to Gft upon the bed If allowed.

STOR NIGHT.

"A Mother" sends the following account of the way in whioh tho little ones of hor own and a neighbor's family are amusod nnd cultivated, which will be of interest to a large number ot our readers

It is quite easy for grown people to amuse and entertain themselves each other during the long winter c. flings, but a more diflQ mil task tor children. To be sure they have blind man's bull", ill igi6 music, forfeits, parlor croquc'., and similar gam«*, hut. a friend and I have hit noon a plan which has proten very felicitous In many ways, and which ourchildren like very much indeed. Kvery week we have one evening that is called "Story Night." On this ovening each person present tells a story, made up for the occasion, or pleaned from readings. The youngest member opens the entertainment, len tiie next older, and so on till tne lathers, mothers, aunts, uncles, and visitors, if my are present, tell a storv. Lately, since the children have been in school, tliey frequently s-lect poems from their a.ling fcooka an I recit-j them wi^h appropriate emphasis and gesture, or write out a story and read it. The evening petit in this way is quite the pleasant si ii" of the whol'* week, and looked forw.ttd to with anticipative preparation hv every member ot the two tamilits. If mn'oni chooses to sing a son^, or play an iustuimental piece on the phiir.iror :M r.liat is gladly accepted i-i lieu if a story: hut no one is exempt from contributlir.' something to the coni'non fun of enterrainment. It is wonderful the improvement manifest in the ability of the younger -^es, and the elder ones, too, in »rratiiig events and handling characters. We manage the alfiir in such a way that there is no feeling oi embarrassment with even tho youngest, and as everybody must tnke a part, each is kindly an:i forbearing in criticism, and ready to be cm used and ontert lined by all the rest. -in »i-f——

(From 'fie.oii'd cables." published by Lor-ing-1 Once tho Lord felt so uncomfortable •to3 folks vvas bid that ho was sorry hs ever made anybody, or any world or anything. But Noah wasn't bad—the Lord liked him first-rate, so he told Nosh to build a big ark, and then the Lord .would make it rain so everybody should be drowned but Noah an' his little boys an' girls, an' doggies an' pus sies an' kiamma cows an' little boy cows an! little girl cows an' bosses an' everything—they'd go in the ark an' wouldn't get wetted a bit, when it rained. An' Noah took lots of things to eat in the ark—cookies, an' milk, an' oatmeal, an' strawberries, an' porgh*, an'—oh, yes an'plum puddins' an' pumpkin pi^s. But Noah didn't want everybody to get drowned, so he talked to folks an' said, "It's goin' to raiu awful pretty soon you'd better be good, an' then the Lord '11 let you come into my ark," and tliey jus' said, "Oh, if it rains we'il go in the house till it stops an' other folks said, "We ain't afraid of rain—we've got an umbrella." An' some more saiu, they wasn't goin' to be afraid of jus' a ra\n. But it did rain though, an' lolks went in their houses, an' the water came in, an' tbey went up stairs, an' the water ce.me up there, an' they got on tho tops of the houses, an' up in big trees, an' up in mountains, an' the water went after 'em everybody, only just except Noah and the people in the'ark. An'it rainc-*! forty days an' nights, aw' then it stopped, an' Noah got out of the ark, an' ho an'his little boys an' girls went wker ever they wanted to, and everything in tbe world was all theirs there wasn't anybody to tell th*m to go home, nor no Kindergarten schools to go to, nor no bad boys to li^ht 'ein, nor not bin'. Now teil us 'notber story. f" i£4

HOW A riO BECAME A HORSE.

A lady who has several grown sons and daughters, told me that when her lirst born boy was a very young baby, a gentleman gave him half a dollar. She told her husband that *he would, and that, provide tbe little fellow a horse to ride by the time he was twenty-one years of age. With the half dollar she bought a pig. She fed the pig wi' such scraps from the kitchen as wou'd with imen otherwise thrown away, for she had determined that her hnsband should not incur an# expense in the plan which she had adopted to get the horse. In about twelve months, when the pig had become huge en«U':h to bo fattened for irk, she bought ^ht bushels of corn, promising ttie neighbor of whom she bought it that she should pay hiin when she had killed and sold the hog. So in a few months the animal had reached such a size that he brought about four teen dollars. With fouiteen dollarssho bought a calf, using the balance of the money to pay her husband all expense of keeping the calf, except the gra-s which it ato in the fields. In the course of two or three years t^ecalf had grown so well that it brought thirty-live del lars. This amount, after paying all expenses not'before paid, was quite suflicient for the purchase of a wit, almost roadv to put under the saddle and by the time her little boy was six years old his horse was ready for him bHt he was not quite large enough to lake a ride.— [Children's friend.

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a little girl a neiahlior

He la a great help and comfort to me." She said this as if it did her he .rt good to acknowledge tbe cleverness of her son. The best manners cost so little and are worth so much that every boy can have tbem.—[c hristian Advocate.

rt 4 SCIKXCB has its triumphs, but we believe it has never yet satisfactorily accounted for the existence of tbe middle aged woman who attends all the donation parties with a present of a flannel pen wiper and eats |4 worth of food at supfMr, and an boeqneatly leans up nat tbe wal! with ber eyes shut and ''Nearer, my God, to Thee."— [Norwich Bulletin.

Dr. King's Jew Discovery.

The World's Great Cough Medisine. Dr. King's New Discovery forConsump Hon will cure a cough in one half the time necessary to cure It with any other medicine", and it does it not by drying it up, but bv removing the causes, subduing the irritation and healing the affected p*rts. For all cases of hoarse suppression or loss of voice, any ironic Oi lingi ring congb, bronichii'.s, or ntfi ctiOM «f tbn throat and lun^s, it will be found to far surpass all medicines that have ever before been offered to the pnblic. It has wrought a complete change in the cough medicines. Is entirely different from all others. Is perfectly harmless to the smallest child. Trial bottles free. Regnlar §1.00. For sale by Gbovks

READ AND LEARN FOR YOURSELF. Many valuable discovejies and much useful knowledge is kept from the world because of tlvs immense expense in making them known to the people. This is not the oafee wi Boschke's (JiciiMAN SvRirr, although but a few years in trod -ed into this country its sale now reaches in every town and village in the U. S. Its wondeiful success in curing Consumption eeveie Coughs, \-rlvna, and all othei diseases of the thro it and lungs, was f.ist m: de known by distiihuting everv yar. for three year1 over lO'l.OOO bottles to tho afflicted free of c'i'trijr. bv Driiigests. No such a test of merit was ever given before to any otli *r pr» iratifjii. uld you ask more? Go to your Druggist and ^t.a bott'e for 75 coils an I try it. Simpio bottle 10 cents. (dl6-eow)

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Asthma, Br neh'tis. f'ntarrh,

No. 33 Niagara St.. Buffalo. N. "Y.

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Manners are more important than niotiey. Al»oy who is pohte and plftas^lit, in his inanneis will always have fri»iU t«,and will not oft *n ike enemies. Good behavior is essential to prosperity'. A boy feels well when hi lw»s well. IT yoii want to make every body pl*a«ant about you, aud gain friends wherever y«u go, cultivate go0.1 manners. Many boys have p!en«,ant manners foi company and 6gly mann» ril :r home. We visited a 'small railroa town, not long sitn-e, and were met *t the de|vit by a little hoy of aliout eleven or twelve ears, who conduclfd us to the. house ui his mother,and entertained nnd cvired"'for us in the absence" of tl* father, with a» much polite attention and tliouglitful care as the most eultiva ted geuUeman nil.! have donj. Wo i?aid 11 the mother, before we left her home: "Yon are greatly blessed in yo ir son, be Is so attentive and obliging." "Yes," she said, "I can always depend on Charley when his father is absent.

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13 THE EARKET,

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EST MEDIUM

rjIWEXTY THOUSAND IiEADEKH.

Taking Horace Greeley's estimate of the number of rentiers to:i family—on sua average—every issueof the SATURDAY EVEXIXG MAIL is peruseil by over Twenty Thousand People.

T.IE ENEHV OF IlISEASE.

THE FOE OF PAIN

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of nil ilisi'ii^t'si haviug tlicir v»j iiiiii iw ilt* live mitrltlo*. Its qnulltl0K are such um meet all the requirementsof-n tlcclliiliiK broken down constitution. "Tiwre ha* inH,j I up like It everteeen useclforthe treitinel of lie sHiiisach. Dyspepsia, diseased Mofl and disorKiinlzatlon of the tissues can tig fxlst tinder the use of thljs great nervli' tonic, I)ce.iu9« it' imparts s-.cli wonfleiT

rrgy to'ilv* *ton»ach that the tl.«.".*esa| •ill brought. int.^Htich a perfect BtJitf ol irifion tlmt di.-eased act Ion lssoon ellfilni ted from the system. All wii-altl.v pers shottkl use this vplundid wcdlclap. l'i c^m use it for-10 cent', per week, »s ado bottle will last you sixteen days. Ifh-i hands and fathers would see the Mti"h ij health mantltt iK I he chet ks of I Itelr in v.\ll wives and children, let tb«in procure f« 'h'Mti this exceeding!? uierltorioos ivtnedj It l« .fust the arliele ayei' p^-Vsi ns need support thera in tbelr tUcllning ytara. 1'i use of a few bottl«*« raeli year will cause II and health to be/yroJ.rnelt*! ten vearw longt than it otherwise' \nnslU b6. Nuia o«i' conMiinpfion w«nld be reaorded if p'e-j^j w»ald uso till* great constImtional ra^to tlve In time, ("all N KW TttKATMEN'

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