Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 6, Number 36, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 4 March 1876 — Page 1

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Town-Talk.

A MAITEIt Of I*OT.JCY.

It is presumed that every full grown man and woman who reads The Mail is interested in the growth and prosperity of tho town and honestly desires to see it, in the near future, a busy, thriving city. Kach one of us would be glad to see new men coming in, new enterprises springing up and every citizen, tew or old,flourishing and happy. We all—T.T., you perceive, includes himself—have dreams, more or lees vivid, of something of this kind happening we speak of advantages which if improved as they might be, and will be, someday, would place Torre Haute in the lead of western cities as a manufacturing oenter we speak of educational and social advantages, cf the healthfulncss of the place, of it« latlroad facilities we point with pride to the vast, rich and productive agricultuial region of which it is the center, and challenge the world to show a place frith fairer prospects. We would all, in our several ways, do what we can to make it what wo so much wish it to be and yet, in minor things, many of us are unthoughtedly, or through ignorance, pursuing the very course beat calculated to retard the town's advancement. In a negative sort of way, our influence is all against the realization of what we most desire. And it is in referrence to one form of this, that T. T. wishes now to speak namely, the lack of proper encouragement given to young business men.

To illustrate, a young man comes hero from a neighboring city to engage in the—but it doesn't' matter what line of business, lie has but a moderate amount of capital but hopes by judicious management and close attention to business to increase what he has, and to establish a trade, lie rents a store suited to his means, puts into it tho modest stock of goods that he is able to buy and pay for, and invites the public to rome and wo what ho has to sell. His stock is not large, but it is very complete, and has, ho knows, been purchased at such figures as will enable him to «ell it at reasonable prices. lie displays It to t^o best advantage, keeps everything neat and tidy, advertises in the newspapers, is pleasant and obliging to •everybody, attend* to his business and neglects nothlntr.

And who aro his customers Not the respectable, well-to do people who so enthusiastically recommended the town as a business point. Not those sagacious ones who told him of tho "splendid opening" thero was here for energetic young men in his line of business, and urged him so warmly to come. All these have some "regular place" where they get everything they need in his line, or else they have a prediction for trading in big establishments. No matter how attractively he may arrange his goods or how cheaply he may mil them, his placo is too small to catch any of that kind of trade. Ills customers are of a different sort. Ho will get the poor, stingy, soro-eyed, ignorant and ineffably mean kind that never were known to pay an honest price for anything or buy an article, however trifling, until they had priced it in overy other store, and beaten down the price first given, and dickered, and jewed, and lied about it to their hearts content. These bny of him when ever he sells cheaper than anybody else will sell, or at least when they think it is cheaper, and never under other clrcuroatancee.

Thfl*e people who advised him to come "to Terr* Haute—those patriotic souls who are alwnvs advising everybody to «ome—pass his store now and then, and sometime* they stop and compliment him ou it* neat and attractive appcaranoe—possibly inquire how he finds toosine**, and wish him suoceaa—but when they want to bny anything in his especial line, they Invariably go to one of the old established piaoee where they have been in the habit of going tor twenty yean or more and from whkto they never expect to change. Aa was «jd before, they sometimes go from habit and sometimes from that feeling which Impels nearly every one to boy of the big and prosperous houses, but however it la, it fa wrong. A small portkm of their trad* given to the new tuan would enoourago and help him In many ways, nut too often whan the new man is once safely fixed In the town, the old eitiaen Is content to let him shift tor himself, considering his duty done.

But T. T. contend that this is not the way to build up a town. Itar when the now man finds that to do any business be to compelled to take a larger house than hi* means will jostuy, and to loereaee his stock simply that the bouee aaay look, foil, and thai everything depends on the "appearand*" of thlnga, be will do one of two things. Re will either go In debt tor mors goods and ran tbe risk of Involving himself In bank* ynptey, or he will ctoee up his store and 1

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leave the town. It is a subject worth considering, and every man who has the good of tbe town at heart should consider it.

And it applies to others beside those who come here from otbor places. If it is onoe understood that none but the big establishments are to have any of tho better class of trade, men at homo who are saving money with a view to atartlng for themselvos will not dare making tho trial in Terro Haute. They will prefer taking their chances where tho small dealer is not at such a disadvantage though T. T. supposes nil towns aro in this respect pretty much alike. If they are all alike, then tbe town which first learns to treat young business men differently will gain a big advantage. 1

It is all well enough to stand by old friends. T. T. would not leave the impression that he thinks it anybody's duty to desert thorn for new acquaintances. He simply wishes to suggest the good policy of giving the beginner a fair ohaneo and a moderate share of patronage. His success is the success of the town. Ills failure hurts it more than is generally believed. If becomes here as a stranger, and, after commencing business,finds everybody cordial and friendly,—seemingly interested in his welllare aud disposed to help him along by their influence, he will feel encouraged and grateful and will induce others to settle here. If, »n the contrary, he finds that the class whose trade would bo worth something to him, gives him the "cold shoulder" and that he must, while be attempts to do business within his means, depend entirely on the small, exasperating, and unprofitable trade of those who buy little and pay less, he will condemn tho town and give it a bad name just as far as his influence extends. It would be much wiser to treat bim well and "give him a chance."

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A Glance Through The Mail's Subscription List._

WHERE OUR ABSENT ONES HAVE 3 O N E I I

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In all our travels up and down this broad land few brighter spots, or more desirable places of residenco have fallen under our eye than this Prairie City. And yet our people are over changing— some seeking other homes, and others coming in to tako their place. Hut it is not our purpose to speak ef the beauties of our city, its advantages, its bright promiso of bocoming a great inland manufacturing city. It is to bring back some of the people who onco lived .with us and are new in other cities and other lands. Their whereabouts aro easily found by looking over tho names upon The Mail's subscription lists, for few bavo left our city within tho past few years without' ordering The Mail sent after them.

To commence with those farthest away, Mr. Robert Buckel, tho painter, gets his Mail at No. 8 Marlboro Villas, 8 okford Road, Oxford, England. Ho tells us that each week it goes from house to house, until it is worn out, and his neighbors, from reading Tho Mail, almost imagine they are Intimately acquainted with our town and poople. We hear a pleasant rumor that Mr. 1). will soon make this city again his homo. Jas. Townsend, also gets Tbe Mail at Ox* ford, England. Miss Bertha Frietag, the sweot songstress, sits down at St. Oallen, Switzerland to read of tho doings of our people. Mrs. I. Louise Staunton, sister of ex-dty clerk Fred Schwingrouber, roads The Mail weekly, and it is directed: "Morges, Canton de Vaud, Swlsse, Europe," and the Green Isle takes in a Mail add reset!: "Thos. Hlckey, Ballymoyan, Porttruo Postofflce, ,County Tlpperary, Ireland.

In the far west our eyea flail upon tbe namea of Mrs. Lieut, George K. Baoon, away up at Camp Hearney, Oregon. This was formerly Miss Eugenie MoKinde, of our city school teachers. John R. Oarr la at tbe bead of a music bouse in Portland, Oregon. Down at San Franolaoo we find August Nlppert, Anthony Defrees and RobC O. Watson. H. C. Thompson, late of Riddle's, went to Santa Barbara, California, last sumtt. Mary E. Qunn la at San Jose, Oal. Rea Rosa, an old TVrre Haute boy, brother-in-law of J. P. Gulick, is at Berry Vale, California*

Coming eastward we see Tsm C. Bailey, onoe our dty engineer, with Oen. Nat Kimball, located at Salt Lake, and surveying Utah Landa. John Tier nan also reads Tbe Mall at Salt Lake.

Down at Beaver is 8. A. Herrtek, formerly cashier of our First National, now cashier of a Danvar Rank. At Greeley, near by la 8. 8. Kenhedy, formerly of the Vigo Woolen Mills, nov grinding wheat and doing a big bad-

In Nebraaka wa find Mm. 8* K. Lockridge at Omaha Mm. T. & Wllaon, daughter of Geo. F. Kills, a* Ashland Rx-Sheriff JohnJUasr, at Lineoln Vali«y-

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poople, and on our list are found David Hartsockand 1). A. Gossett, at Topeka Dr. J. T. Moffatt, Lake View Stephen U. Howard, Emporia James W. Edwards, Crooked Creek Hiram Brotherton, Winfleld.

Of those who have selected Texas homes are the Jewett Brother*, sons of the late l)r. Jewett, at l'uris, and Frank Wheeler, at Camanohe.

Away down south aro W. Hntler Krumbhaar, doing a large business in cotton at New Orleann and Mrs. B. II. Cornwell, seeking health at Jacksonville, Florida.

Taking along stride to the cold toorth and we find Lieut. Isaac L. Mahan, V. S. Indian agent, at Bayfield, Wisconsin A. D. Condit, St. Paul, Minnesota Mrs. E. T. Barrand Mrs. D. A. Jones, jr, Mankato, Minn. Frank M. Kobbins, Hazie Green, Wisconsin.

In Chicago The Mall is read by ttieso old Terre Haute people, Kev. John Covert, Ex Sheriff Charley Korn, Jas. B. Chess, W. I). James, formerly of tbe Buckeye, Miss M. Eberwlne, and Mrs. Jennie Tourtelette, formorly Miss McMullcjt.

Lyudon A. Smith, of tho IT. S. Itevcjiuo service—not in the whisky ring— reads it in St. Louis, and Drake Bsrton gets it at tho St. Louis University.

In Missouri we have Dr. Ensey, "at Pierce City Mrs. Lida W. Merrill, Boonvllle J. E. Henderson, at East Joplin Rev. J. M. Greene, Chillicotho Hiram Westfall, at Hannibal, and W. H. Collins, long time ago a Terre Haute boy is selling boots and shoes at St. Joseph.

In the State of Iowa is feund Tac Ilussey, at DesMoines Wni. F.Moeller, is publishing a paper at Agency City Charley M. Wing, formerly ef Rippotoe's, is located at Marion A. D. Crain is at Atlantio Charles K. Poor, at Sioux City Ned Jones, tho former well known and popular Vandalia conductor, is as "independent as a farmer," near Humboldt, Iowa, where he is largely engaged in stock raising.

Theodore Curtis, formerly of Bement fc Co's, is a fruit grower at Fruitport, on Spring Lake, Michigan, and Terre Haute visitors to that summer resort find a welcome at his hospitable homo.

Turning to the east and we find that Jerome C. Burnett is with Treasurer New, in the U. S. Treasury, Washington W. II. Sterne, formerly with Jones fc Jones, and Adjutant of the Grant Guards, is in the Cash Devison of the U. S. Treasury Mrs. Henry Rose is in New York city Mrs. Sophia Cook, at Utica, New York Mrs. Marietta Grover at Holland Patent, New York Hov. W. M. Modesett, LeRoy, New York Will II. Peddle is at Roselle, New Jersey A. L. Gardner, at Chambersburg, Penn. Mrs. M. Wakefiold, Verona, Penn. Mrs. C. V. McDonough, formorly Miss Burgaa, Vancevillc, Penn. Dr. Worrel and Dr. Elder's son Lewis W., take their Mail at Philadelphia, and Miss Annie Topping and Pauline Williams hear from home through tho same source as they pursue their studies and receive tho finishing touches at tho Oxford, Ohio, Femalo Seminary.

Scattered about nearer home, we find Whipple fc During in successful. dry goods business, at Mason City, Ills. Michael Walsh and Frank Garthwait, enterprising merchants of Mattoon Albert E. Peppers, selling sewing machines at Detroit Mrs. N. D. ltaub at Earl Park, Ind. Perry Hustoh, at the 8t. George, Evansviile C. W. Joab is teaching school at Perrysvilie our former Miss Lou Seemans, of the city sobools, is now "married and settled" aa Mrs. Hadley, at Richmond, Ind. Jos. F. Rowlette, tho plasterer, is also at Riohmond Frank Boyd is at Hutsonville, Ills. E. Lesneuro, at Clark Center, Ills. Llxzle Vance, Icbanon, Ohio Traiik Bedford, at Annapolis J. F. Meavhaiu ix in tbe boot 'and shoo business »t Kockville Oscar Kaukln, is post master at Cory J. A. My ton buys, sells and barters at Casey, Ills. Major D. A. Conover's headquarters st Tuscola, Ills. John Haney deals In grain and vetea the straight Republican ticket at Clinton: Newton Adams ia just above at Newport K. E. Boudinot Is farther up tbe road at Danville $ J. W. Iluaber takes pictures at Greencastle W. J. ("Yank") Williams Is cashiering the National State Bank, In a building, the exact counterpart of our old State Rank building, now tbe property of Mr. issuer, on Ohio street Dr. 8. M. Wright Is healing the sick at Vermillion, Ilia. Joseph Heinl la at Jacksonville, Ills so la Miss Hannah Tobey at work In tbe schools, wbere aba ia bald In high estaem Jerry B. Huaton and his brother are at M^ority Point, Ille O. Barbour last Gerboadale, Dk Mm D. Oowllt, J. T. Magner, N. H. Biedsae and Mm Ida Slmmona, %tt Wolf, take their Mail at Indianapolia Bar. N. Brahemaa and fhmftljr still bear of their pisaaant home tbnragh Tbe Mall, at Frankfort.

But w« must stop. Tbeae namea have been jotted down hurriedly, mostly from memory. We cannot take up the list and go through tbe oolumns of huadteda of Terre Haute people who hawe g*mo oat to tbe towna near by and la* deed as we glance over the list now we fin«2 xuaay, very many, of thoee far away

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whoso names should be included, but we must lonve them to some other time. Manjr of these names are almost forgotten in the mad rush of our people for wealth and social position. But hi the hearts of all thepe absent ouos there is doubtless a green spot for the memory of their formor home, the Prairie City. May tbe weekly visits of The Saturday Evening Mail, telling of old friends, tend to keep it green. That The Mail is a wclcomo visitor to them wo have abundant testimony in tho kind words accompanying renewals of subscription.

People and Things.

Wipe off your chin" is the very latest. There is only one German in Congress Guetave Schleicher, of Texas.

The Japaneso believe that human enjoyment is a pleasant prayer to God. How to carry the least virtue and get the most credit for it, is the problem of the age.

Tho Prussian government compels bakers to keep their bread at least one day before selling.

A tramp lately asked a lady for mouey She offered him food. "Gracious," was his observation, "de you think I can eat all tho time

A colored Democrat has been found to stump New Hampshire, in order to offset the effect of Ben Hill's defense of Andersonville.

Minister Schenck, at a party in London, tho other evening, remarked to Disraeli as the fruit was passed that a pair in the hand is worth two pairs in the dish.

A Washington physician argues that love proceeds from the stomach, and that the heart has nothing to do with it. He says that corn boef and mealy potatoes beget-love.

Bcw legged men are to have their day and become the

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A Georgia farmer advises his complaining brothers, first, to drink no wbisky, to keep up stout hearts and work, to study economy, and last, to drink

whisk}'.

Surgeons say that finger nails, bitten off, often find lodgment in the stomach, where they remain for years adhering to the tissues and ruining one's feelings. Don't bite your finger nails.

Theodoro Thomas stopped his orchestrain tho midst of a selection at a concert in Waterbury, Conn., last week, and remarked to tho audience, "Wo would bo much obliged if you would not keep time."

Grant sometimes looks back and thinks how skillfully be used to detect a worm hole in a bull skin, and then he almost feels that ho had rather tan his country's leather than to make her laws.—[Chicago Times,

Edward Novins, of Fletcher, Vermont, cat his throat the other day, and crawled under his barn floor to die, but he may got well, after all. It is thought that the fear that ho hadn't enough fodder to winter hU stock led him to tho act. •. 1, -t

Thero Is to be no shortening put into coat tails this spring, and pants will bo baggier than ever to accommodate those gentleman whoso legs are built on tho stilt plan. Dogeared collars, cut so as to show tho binding of tho undershirt, will be popular, iv

When a young man calls on alglrl for the. first time, and when the conversation lags and the subject of the weather has been torn all to pieces, then it is that the photograph albums step in and fill up tho gap that nothing else in the world could bridge.

It is related of a clergyman wh'6"reoently reoeived a call to a pulpit at Warren, Rbode Island, that In investigating tbe question whether previous paatora bad been kept for many years, he went into a graveyard, and finding that no clergyman were buried there, declined the call.

Clark Mllla, the Waahington sculptor, Is at work upon a group representing John Brown a tow momenta before his exeeutkm, when, after kissing the ohild of tbe negro mother, be held it high above his head, and presented it to heaven. It Is said to be a fine work.

Ha en tared a oar door. When tbe brakeman came inalde and took a kay oat of hie pocket, unlocked the etova, p«t in eome wood, and locked the door again, ha asksd bim what be looked the atova door Air. The brahemaa abut kh left aye, and said ha locked tbe doorao tbe~ftf* couldn't go out. "Thia la my lest oall," reaaarked a flippant yonng gentleman to a young lady who waa aoon to be married, on a mat no—lniL

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rfed wwneu or unmarried ladies alter tbey have reaohed twenty-five." "You do wail, sir gravely remarked aa elderly lady preeent. "At that age, and after marriage, they begin ta know the value af time, and do not like to waste It."

Feminitems.

False hair is going out of fashion. The mother's heart is the Child's school room.

Russia, like Wisoonsin, permits no women lawyers. Lotta has been playing Topsy in "Uncle Tom's Cabin" in Philadelphia.

How old must Maggie Mitchells children bo before she drops "Miss?"— [Cia. Enquiror.

Seventeen button kid gloves are now offered for sale. Very soon wo aball have gloves that will cover tbe entire body. 1,.... .... j.

Strauss recently wrote in a lady's albumf "Love is the exchange of two quadrilles and the contact of two waltzes."

It is hinted that tho coming spring bonnet will be worn neither bohiud the head nor over the forehead, but on top of tbe head.

Ladies are now wearing belts with steel points projecting at intervals so as to prevent anybody stealing their arms around the waist.

Shall I have your hand said an exquisite to a belle, as the dance was about to commence. With all my heart," was tbe soft response.

A blonde girl, deserted by her lover, silently pines away and dies, but a brunette lives on to make it a hell upon earth for the man who deceives her

The Pennsylvania Legislature is asked to pass a law making the excessive use of tobacco a couse for divofoe. Young ladies partial to cigarettes had better look out.

Somebody says the avenue is a mass of velvet, for, sealskin, black silk and red flannel petticoats. We fancy this is an allusion to prevailing fashions.—[N. Y. Eve. Mail.

Is it an evidence of refinement for a lady at a party to describe a half circle with her limb in order to kick and arrange her train Many people aro said to be anxious for information on this subjcct.

The instcst Washington bride is described as "a beautiful girl of tho tawny blonde type—red, gold hair, and complexion like arose leaf." Tawny blonde —red hair—some how that language doesn't condense well.

It is illegal for a wonaan to drivo an omnibus in England. The wife of a driver held tho ribbons for awhile at his request, while be w.is taking off his straps and apron. Ho was brought up at the Marylebone Police Court and fined.

A lady of Roekville, Conn., received a note the other day askingif a few friends could liavo a surpriso party at her house. She said yes, and took up tho carpet and made ample preparations. Tbe evening came and passed with not evon a caller. That's where the surprise came in.

They do some things better in France, vide tbe following neat way of putting it, from a Parisian paper "Tho Princess de M. is to retire from society for a little while, and is buying odgings, insertions, muslins, and so on, which she is making up into llttlo garments, too large for a doll and too small for herself."

It Is queer liow forgotten people remember themselves, and people who, though out of sight, aro still to momory doar do reappear on occasion. Mrs. Burdell-Cunningham, tbe heroine of a homicidal sensation in thia city some twenty years ago, is still living in SanFrancisco, and her story, as told by an interview, Is fall ef Interest.

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Mrs. Paran 8tevons' house in Fifth avenue, New York, will ooat when completed abotft |2,000,000. Tbe malachite mantels in tbe drawing room alone come to 920,000, and yet Mrs. Paran Stevens will one day occupy a simple vanlt, and upon the streets of New York there are thousand* of women starving. Mr. Paran Stevens, the maker of all this wealth, commenced business as a thirdrate tavern-keeper in Boaton.

In a Kentuoky prayer meeting, aoosrding to tbe Hendeiaon News, a negro sister, who weighed 250 ponada, stood on a bench and abouted, ''Glory, glory, glory—breas God—I knows I'm gwlne for to aee de Lord and be taken In Abraham's boeom—good bye, rioters and bruddars, yea, gaod bye, I'm gwina for to leave yen all." Than, under the delusion that aba oould fly upward, she Jumped off the banoh, and toll with aw*, ful toreaoa a poor little negro boy who was sitting on tbe floor.

A Japaneee Prlnceas employed an •nglish sssmsiimm to IfciMis the long white dresses and dainty apparal belonging to aa inBanfa wardrobe, but not knowing how to amy hsr baby inita uaw elothsa, aha ssllsd to hsr ssristsnnii sn Amerioan woman. The Prince, the Prineeea, and thsir ehildrsn rspaired to tho nnssry to nlliisss and when the baby dressed and niaiyefl In her richly embroidered blanket, the tether and mother klsssd the haada of their Americaa friend on bended kneea with extravagant exprarioMOf gratitude.

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Connubialities^

Ohio wants to make one year*e drunk, enness a cause of divorce. When a widow with children marriea! she becomes a pa-taker at the wedding feast. -v'

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A rich man inay make a poor hus band, but most any girl is willing to take the risk.

It is said that Fanny Fern, with bar dying breath, urged her husband to marry her daughter.

It is the wif) who has the making of a man's home, says an exchange. True, and now and then she makes his warn, too.—[New York Commercial AdJJ vertiser.

When a couple of young folks got so that they want to waltz all the time at a ball, and have no quadrilles, that's a sign they aro never going to Btop until some furniture man is made happy.

Actresses who have accomplished hu&bands dependant upon them for support, should get their lives insured They don't know how soon changing fortune and death may leavo those poor men destitute.

A gentleman of Newport, R. I., whote wife and daughter left him 85 years ago, has never hoard from them since, till a few days ago, when a letter from them invited him resume his old relations to them, and ho is going to resume.

The following story comes from Sheboygan, Mich.: "A Justloe of the Peacesome time ago married a couple, and for pay took an order on the bridegroom's neighbor for a load of hay, and as be took too large a lead the bridegroom has sued him in order to compel him to refund." ,»• .JN

One of the novelties of a new hotel in Jacksonville, Fla., is a crystal chandelior io the bridal chamber. By touching a button it is lighted, at tho same moment out springs a little cupid, who strikes with a hammer a chime of bells, which peal out in the sweetest melody, Rest In this Bosom, Let me Kiss Him for His Mother, etc.

There iz a grate meany ruies to make married life comfortable, but the golden one is this: Go slow and give each other half tbe road. This rule iz az simple and easy as milking a oow on the right side^ and will bo found ez usephul az ilo to avoid hot journals and dry axiles.— [Josh Billings.

They do say of Senator Christiancy's bride, that when the aged Senator proposed she at once accepted, and returned an engagement ring to^k suitor who had her promiso of marriage in Georgia. Having dono this, she urged tho statecman to make no vexatious delays, inasmuch -as sho anticidated that the discarded Georgian might oomo up and make trouble.—[Chicago Journal. "Young ladies have the privilege of saying anything they pleaso during leap year," sho said, eyeing him out of her eyes with a sweet look. His heart gave a great bound, and, while ho wondered If she was going to ask tho question which ho had so long desired and feai* ed to do, ho answered "Yes." "And the young men must not refase," said she, "No, no! How could they sighed he. "Well, then," said she, "will you—" Ho fell on his knees and said: "Anything you ask, darling." "Wait till I got through. Will you tako a walk, and not liang around our bouao so much?" And be walked.

The marriage of cousins, of evon the second degree, among Indians, produces idiocy and insanity with more certainty than among the whites. The Ross tetsUy_Cberokes—have intermarried in thia way and have demonstrated the feet stated. Out of six children only one is passable in mentality the other five are demeated and physically, weak as well. Indians are more uniform in similarity of temperaments than other raosa,and this with similarity of blood makes tho result more oertain. Wo believe it Is now oonceded that temperament has more Influence than relationship upon offspring—(Nsw Ydrk Evening Mail.

A physician writes the following sensible advice. My profession has thrown ma among womeu of all olsssss, and my experience teaches ma that God never gave pn a greater proof ot hia love than to place woman here with him. Ay advice Is: Go propose to the most atadble girl you know. If she sqys yea, tall bar how muoh your inoome ia, from what source derived, and tell her you will divide the last shilling with bar, aaJ love bar with all your heartHn the bargain. And then keep yaur

Matoa. My word tor It, she will live within your inoome, and to your Iset hour you will ragrst that you did not iriy aoooer. Gentlemen, don worry about fominlne extravagance and temlatne untruth. Just you bo true to her, lova bar sincerely, and throw it up to bar frequently, and a mors toad, fcithftal, toollsh slava you will aevef meet aaywbere. You wont duset iat bar, I know, but aba will never aea it. Now throw aside pride aad selfishness, and sftt.what will, coma of It