Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 5, Number 45, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 8 May 1875 — Page 7

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?THE MAIL

A PAPER FOR -SHE PEOPLE.'

I FEMININE POLITICAL ECONOMY, A lesson in political economy is given by the London Hornet: .T

Indies, what is capital Having more" money than you know what to do with. What is labor Endeavoring to make your husband understand that ought to have anew

What is the meanini slating that you must

you

ought to have anew dross every week. What is the meaning of demand InIstlnir that vou must nave a month at the seaside for the benefit of your health.

What is supply? Your hasten*'* giving you a check to cover yoor expenses.

What is cooperation? Your hus/band aadeting 1o make your garden Iperty aeoooesa.

What are profits? The means of enabling you to keep up appearances. Wnat is division of profits? Your husband allowing yon a certain amount |«f bis in come for your own use.

What is trade? The means whereby husbands are enabled to obtain the cash required by their wives.

What is credit? Running up* bill *t. the draper's. Of what use is credit! It enables you sto est tilings withoflt paying for them.

WbatJs currency Saying something about somebody else, and finding every body doing the same.

What is fixed capital The£10 which you lent your brother Torn, and which ne will not pav back again.

What is floating capital? Your new parasol blown off the jetty into the sea. What are righto of labor? Sarah Jane's Sunday afternoon out, her young man, and anew chignon every month.

What are the rights of capital The giving of parties, going full-dress to the theatres, and rldingthe high horse.

What are the duties of labor? .To et as much as possible out of the capitalists.

What are tbo duties of capital? T»

Set

as much as possible out of the laorer. What itf*%ank? -A plaoo whore they cash cheeks.

What is a check That which every husband ought to give his wife wheu she wants it. iIIABB LANDLADIES.

The landlady who has not seen better

'J^he landlady, who, not having seen better days, does not let lodgings for tpistime.

The landlady whose apartments hare not just been vacated by parties who have reluctantly gone to thnr countryMeat alter living with her for fifteen years.

The landlady whose last lodger on the ground lloor was not dear Lady Smith. The landlady who is not tired of so vmuoh carriago company.

The landlady «rhosB vacant rooms are /not already spoken tor by 81 Charles Robinson, but not actually engaged.

The landlady who does not keep a good plain cook. The landlady who can not by supervision make a'good plain oook perform culinary miracles.

Tho landlady whose last lodger did not unfortunately break the locks of your side-board or chiffonier.

The landlady who is not personally unacquainted with the meu who keep tho shops she recommended.

The landlady whose adjacent competitors are rospeetable. Tho landlady who—notwithstanding the bad characters of her adjacent'competitors—does not live in a most highly respectable neighborhood.

Tho landlady who over buys provisions. Tbo'landlady who is not affablo when you are looking at iter apartments.

The landlady who is affable afterward. Tho landlady who does not insult you if they do not suit.

The landlady who does not wash her handn in air. The landlady who does wash them in •vrator.

Tho landlady wl).o at your first moal, and as long ns yen will stand it, does not give you her kitchen table furniture.

The landlady who docanotretfferd you as. her natural enem^r. WHO HATH WISDOM*

He who turneth away his head when hit puncboth up a Are. She who putteth not on hor bridal raiment until tho bridegroom appearetb.

He who mnlteth not a strange animal, but tirnt inioruioth himself as to his nature.

She who wrappetli up herself In hor husband so that another man may not find hor.

He who punlsheth ye refractory mule at a distance, with along pole. Hho who doeth over her old bonnet -when b«r husband ntoppeth his whisky.

He who saluteth not ye servant girl unleeei he knoweth his wife is not In the house.

She who refralneth from naming her ehild Jetnim* until after ye child is born.

He who subdueth hla temper when the provoker of hts Ire is tho biggest follow.

She who cotufortoUi herself with dig-

aoh. Ye young ocirl who persuadeth not herself that ye husimnd will be kinder than ve lover.

Yevuung tnan who diamlsaeth tho hope that ye vlsian of wedlock Is as dull jui ye one of love. who I* rtrt*ln that ye Anal summons hath oome, ore she eon Tease th that all her children are not her husband's:

He who putteth not up his money on a hor*e-r*c*, without fin* having an understanding with ye horse's rider. THE EXPENSE OF FALSE HAIR.

Tbo traffic in hair for tbo ornamentation* of the heads of our wwnoft is getting to be so 0!K)rni6u.H that It is worth considering whether a decided movement should not be made to discontinue its use. The price is sufficient, to aay nothing about the dangers of conveying dis^uw 'to demand the discontinuance of the silly fkahion. The detestable habit commenced abont 1850. when a round of hair could be purchased in raris for four francs. Afterwards when Kugenie acceded to ao much distinction, the price advanced to twice or three times that amount. Now the price has readied as high as ft fly-five francs for "unpr^parcxl hstfr alone, the price when braided and prepared for immediate use being enormous. The great mats of UM euppiv of hair in tho market comes from the dead women of the province* of France. The hair of the living, tew-

ever,

HAM AND EOOS.

This fkvorite Spring dish may be made wholesome or poisonous, inviting or disgusting, aooording to the skill of the cook. To make it as poor as possible cut the ham thin, don't take out much of the salt, fry it very brown take it out of the frying-pan and drop in the

The pan must be smotfng hot

and well covered with a brown sub^ stanoe. Cook the eggs until the yolfe* are hard and the whites of a dirty brown color, well crisped and frizzled. Place the eggs around the ham on a dish and pour some of th» half-burned fat overall. Then eat asmuch as you can and as fast as you can and it will not be the fault of this recipe if you do not feel uncomfortable. A regular course of ham and eggs cooked In this way. will ensure any amount of Spring lever, billiousness, dyspepsia, etc. To make a dish of ham and eggs as good as possible cut the ham nearly half an inch thick, boil it in plenty of water till barely cooked through, pour off tho water and put the pan in that place just enough to brown the fat part of the ham slightly, but not hot encash to make a smoke or to brown the lean meat much. When this is finished remove the frying-pan from the fire, take up the ham, pour off the fat into a cup and wipe the pan till it shines like a mirror, without a single speck to mar the polish. Then put

spoonful of the

clear part of the fat, break in the eggs and set the pan in j* plaoajawrcely hotter than boiling water cover it and let the eggs eook as slowly as possibio for four or five minntes, taking them upas soon as they can bo lifted out. Place them around the ham and do not pour any of. the fat pu the dish. Eat with mashed potatoes.—{Country Senile man.

A SOFT ANSWER TURNETH AWAY WRATH. The husband was of quick temper and often inconaiderato. They haa been married not a year, when, one day in a fit of h&!>ty wrath, bo said to hi* wife: "Twant no correction from you. If you are not satisfied with my conduct you can return to your own home, whenco I took-yon", and find happiness in your kind."

If I leave you," returned the unhappy wife, "will you give mo that which 1 brought to you

Every dollar. I ?wet not your wealth. You ahall have it all back." Ah!" she answerod, "I mean not the wealth of gold. I thought not of dress. I mean my maiden heart—my first and only lovo—my buoyant hopes, and the

gan

romised blessings .of my womanhood. yoq give these to me A moment of thought—oi convulsion —and then taking her to his arms: "No, no, my wife, I cannot do that but I will do more I will keep them henceforth unsullied and unpnincd. I cherish your blessing as my own and never again, God helping tne, will I forgot the pledge 1 gave at the holv altar when you gave your peaoo and happiness into my keeping."

How true it is that a soft answer turneth awiy wrath and how many, oh, how many, of the bitter strffBs of domestic life might bo avoided by remembering and aeting in accordance therewith.

EMMthan

for

command* better prices 1,500or 2,000 francs are given tor a massive growth of blonde tressoa. When we conaider, In addition to the enormous prices paid, the many nervous disease* and brain foven* that are contracted by the

of (also hair, we wonder that any

can bo (bund ao •ansoleaa as to enoouracre its use.

I I •?».

DONT HURRY.

Believe In traveling stop by step don't expect to get rich in a jump. Slow and sure is better than test and flimsv. Perseverance, by it* daily gains, on riches a roan more than fits and starts of fortune and speculation. Little fishes are sweet. Every day a thread makes a skoin a year. Brick by brick, honsea aro built. We should creep before we walk, walk before we run, and ran before we ride. In getting rich the more haste tho less spood. Ill own heels. Do not give up a small bus

aste trips up its up a small bus

iness till you seo that a largo one will

you better. Even crumbs are bread, iter a little farnilure than an empty house. In these hard times, he who can sit en a atone and feed himself had betMr not move. From bad to won* Is poor improvement. A crust is hard rare, but none at all is harder. Do&t amp ont of the ftying-pen into the fire, ilomcmber many men have done well In very small shops. A little trad* at it

roflt is better than a great concern at a a small fir* that warms yon la tter a larg* fire that boras ywi. A great deal of water may bo got from a aimll plpo, if the bucket is always there to catch It. Large beers may be caught in small woods. A sheep may get ftu In a small meadow, and starve In a great desert. He who undertakes too much eacceeda hat little.

HOW TO ENJOY LIFE. It is wonderfhl to what an extent pio-

Eelug

ta believe happiness depend* oh not obliged to labnr. Honest, hearty, contented labor is the only source of happiness, as well as th«- only guarantee of lira. Idtaaeasattd luxury Induce premature decay much tester than many trades regarded as the most exhaustive and fetal to longevity. Labor in general actually Increases the term of life. It is the lack of occupation that actually des&roys eo many of the wealthy, whohave nothing to do play the part of dronea* and, tile* them make a spoedy exit^ while the bosr bee fllla out It* day in usefulness and honor. Let young people h*ed the above tecta, and remember that industry^labor-ia not onty requicailing hut also the site gre«tttKitv*«f]

wad ln*as.

A* Indianapolis paper s*ys of an Indian* Senator: "His chagrined look when he clutches that pointed beard to milk his brata* and tW wont *give down/ has a moat depressing io* to all beholders."

TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY EVENING MAIL.

HEINL BROTHER'S FLORAL HALL

Is now open to the public. Open £ack evening until ten o'clock:

fkastafnsi^MpilstfUiiiart,

WCLIISOTOX, Lorain* Co., (Xj

rain* wi., v., Aug. 24, 1874.

DR. R. V. PIIRCK, Buffalo, N. Y. Dear Sir—Your nidictMp| Goldeo Medical Discovery, Dr. Sags'* Catarrh Remedy, have proved of the greatest service to m*. Bix mofiths acd nO one thought that I could possibly live ion 1 had a conplic*tioik.ot dfeete«*-*3tro! ula. tnanileftisg" iUelf In ermHions and great blotches en my" hekd .that uiade ouce sares that 1 conid n*t havs my |»air combed without canning me much suffering al*o cauajog awollea glands, tonsils enlarged, enlarged or '"thick neck," and large and numerous boils. I also anl fered from a terrible Chronic Catarrh, and in fact I was to dieeared'that iifewa* a burden to me. I had tried many doctors with no benent, I finally procured one-ha if dosen, bottles of your Golden MeJkal Discovery and one dos«n SHge's CatarrhJUmedy-and commenced their use. At first I was hadly diecoura^ed, but after taking ionr'bottles of the Discovery I began to improve, and when I had taken the remainder I was well. Ib addition to the d^e of the Di«covery I spplied a volution of Iodine to the Goitre or thick neck, yon advise in pamphlet wrapping, and it entirely disappeared. Your Diecoverv certainly the fflort w.n deiful blood medicine ever invetveti. I thank Gpd and you^ irom the depths of my heacr, for the great good it has dor me.

Very ^raic'ully.

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L. CHAFFBB.

Most medicines which are adverted 14 b'o ptirifi ra and iierr medicine^ contain fiiher mercury, in fome foim, er potassium ami iudio« variously combined. AH of tbfpe ngents have strong tetid -ncy ta itreak down the oj corpuscle-*, an debilitate and herwife pertnane tly injure the hunijm nyM em, and should her» r* be »iacartied. Dr. Pierce'" Gjlde vbd cal i)i«Mverf. «n ihe other l.a •«!. b.-.ing eom|oael «i th«* fluid e«ract' na'IYE pi

HUM,

harks ad

ro ts will ens* }-r.»dut injur'', ipffecta r».» ^t "iintl.entnu and ciistive oniy. Str-»|» ri In. which nsed :o enj

a r-|"tttion «sablod

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a 'emedy of thin y»an* a^O,por

H»KI

may weJ gi*e place an it i« d"if'g, t- the more |.« ti*e ami va'u«bl»* veretab i.1terativej* which ia*er in»di iive-ti«a-tion and di»C)V«*ry has *r usrhi t» l'xht InScro'iilaor King's Evil, White 8 v, 1lings, Ulcers, Eiy^pelM', Swellsi Neck. Goitre. Scrofulou* Ii»flima"on«, lid'» lent Inflamation, Me.curia) nff-sciion-*. old sore*, eruptions of the skin and s"r« eves as in all other hloc.d d-8«H-«es. l)r, Pierce's Golden Medical D.sc'Ve'y hn^ shown its great reaie lial p»»wers. curun? the mo-*t obstinate and tractable cie*. Sold by all dealers in medicines.

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Sefcotl T*rtkers

Cta employ their leisure time profitably by canvassing for the Saturday Evening fimii

andIts

Onromos. Send for circular of

nstrqetions. _.

TntrelingHea

Engaged in any business can zuuke their traveling expenses, by putting in an occalonal word for The Saturday Evening M»dl, where they may stop.

Clergymen

•Can earn a few dollars, and Introduce a flrst-claas paper, by canvassing for the Saturday Evening Mall. Liberal commissions given. The paper and Chromo take on eight, fj&nd for circular of inst ructions.

Ladies at Home

can earn (Tom lie to 940 a week, canvassing fer the Saturday Evening Mall and Its charming Chromos. See prospectus in another column, and send for circular of instructions. Or better still, send Two Dollars for outfit and commence work immediately.

Workers Wanted!

To Introduce The Saturday Evening Mall printed at Terre Haute, Ind., into every tteuschold. Its low price (82.00 a year) and the elegance of its Presentation Chromos, "Cherry Time" and "Lily of the Field," makes it perfectly irreslstablc! The commission given agents Is liberal, arid offers lucrative and agreeable busines to those willing to give it proper attention.

ul!herry

Time"

—AND—

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VV 6

KO. «20 II AIM HTMEET,

Would respoctfiilly request the attention of purchasers to the following articles in the Dry Goods line, which they are offering fully 35 per cent, below ... v~.^ their market valae

JAQOW is feared, and is attack

ed. Will you support a paper tlxit wages war on rascals, rogues and cheats? Honest men endorse us, for

They

W&t

Hen who Hare Other Business

Know^,i ?.»AffiJ

us, for wo show up their 'games' nnd save the people thousands of dollars. Will you not then

URTLRK TTa

To carry

Scents.

FELSENHELD & JAURIET!!

—OF THE-

Marble Palace,

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Black Iron Framo Grenadine& Black and Colored Silks. Summer Silks. Black Alpacas and Mohairs. Cashmeres and Drap D'etes. Worsted Dress Goods of every krnd. Lace Points and Sacqnes. linen Soits and Parasola.

WE MAKR A SPECIALTY OF ABOVK ABTICLB8, AND ABE SAVING CUSTOMERS FULLY 35 PER CENT. ON THEIR PURCHASES,

WBAIMOMimiSTtOrrBB!

Leasdalejard «Mf, aefl, llWecati liawaad Whtttaaville ... UMceali P^T»I« ftdlf epel to W—Milti HMfCBtC

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FELSENHELD & JAURIET,,

the good work,

QOIP US by sending SI for the STAK SPAKOI/RO BANNK* for 1875? A PAin of One Prang chromos (price 82,) and chromos and paper all sent, prepaid, anutrhere. You would subscribe could you see the paper and ita attractions, Only Si. Agents wanted. El Meant outfit. Samples, particulars, Ac., for

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ING CO., Hinsdale, N. H.

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No. 620 Main Street, Terre Haute.

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BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD.

THE

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Washington, Baltimore,. Philadelphia,

New York,

THE BAST AMD BfOBTH-BAST.

ALL TRAINS RUN VIA WASH* INGTONCITT. ... Among the characteristics of this Favorite

Route ate i-K

Double 7Yack», Steel Rails, Moffnifieent Iron Bridges Gorgeous Mountain Scenery,

Unrivaled Equipment, Jjovgbridgt Air Brakes, Unsurpassed Bating Houses, (Owned and Operated by the Company.)

And in fact all the Modern Appliances that conduce to

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FULLMAH PALACE CABS!! —KCS THBOTJOH— WITHOUT CHANGE

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WESTBRN and EASTERN CITIES.

For Through Tickets, Baggage Checks, Movement of Trains, Bleeping Car Accommodations, Ac., Ac., apply at Ticket Offices at all Prlnclpal:Polnts.

NORTH, SOUTH, EAST or WEST.

B. R. DOR9KY. Ass't GenT Ticket Agt. TBOS.P.BARRY,West'n Pasng'r Agt. L. M. COLE, Gen'l Ticket Agent. THOS. R. SHARP, Master of Transp'n.

JNDIANA

"Lily oftlie Field."

We are now giving to every 82.00 yearly subscriber a choice of the above Chromos, They are catalogued and sold in the art atores at ti.00 per copy but will be given to nil persons whe send us their names as subscribers enclosing 82.00 the price of the paper for one year. These pictures are perteot copies in every delicate tint and color of magnificent paintings costing hundreds of dollars. All who have any idea of or love of art fall in love with them at first sight.

Conservatory of Music,

Beaefc'a Bl*ck(«M»Main M., N FI«or, TERRE HAUTE, IND.

B. C. KILBOURNE, W. H. PAIGE,

Wm. Zobef, Teacher of Piano and Organ and Pianist for Choral Union. W. H. Paige, Assistant Teacher.

Miss Ada Jones, Assistant Teacher of Piano and Organ. A. Hoberg, Teacher of the Flute. it{

Departments Taught. System of Notation, Harmony, Composition, Instrumentation, Vocalisation, Practice in Chorus singing, Piano Forte, Organ, Vlollu, Guitar, Flute, and all Orchestrallnstruments.

Pupils will be received at any time. For further particulars apply to the offlocrs or address

Indiana Consenratory of Music,

•05 Main St., Terra Hssts.

P. O. Box 888.

IE BEST WOOD COOKIU

ESTABLISHED 1837.

We oflter the above brand of White Lead to the public with Ute positive aamranee ItM

PERFECTLY PURE.

Mufioraat by dealers ^leralty.

KCEtTKIX, HILU 4k CO,

Business Cards* THOMA8,

For the trade. Fourth and Ohio streets, stgs of big man with wateh.

rR.

FBEEMABRJL

BOUTE

Retail Dealer In

Asteriesa ssdi Ferelga Watchee, JEWELRY, Ac., Opera House.

KISSNER

Jt Wholesale and Retail Dealer In Planet, Heledeeas, Orpuub Musical Instruments, Ae^

RW.

Palace of Music, 48 Ohio Bi

A. FOOTE,

General Dealer in

GARDEN, FIELD AND FLOWER seeds, No. 66 Main street, Terre Haste, Indiana

L. BALL,

JL1/O Wholeaale and Retail Dealer In •levea, IsatokJBratcs, Tin Plata, 4%...- Ja|MMi mm* PriwM Ware,

UK Main street, North Side.

RIPPETOE

Geneial Dealer In

GROCERIES, PROVISIONS AND PRODUCJS, National Block, 156 Mala

BUNTIN

FT ARMSTRONG,

MUMnnaM

Manufacturing PJumiuiab,

000 Main street, Corner of Sixth, Terre Haute

PHILIPKADEL,

Manutscturer of rr

Saddles aa«l Hawew,

Whips, Curry Combs, Brushes, Horse Blsa kets,Ao., all work wannsn ted. Lowest price* In the city, Main St., near 9th, south side.

ENTS'AND LADIES' WEAB« Cleaned and Colored!

GENTS' WKAR REPAIRED NEATLY JCt

H. F. REINER'S Dye House,

aprS-tf] Main street, between 9th and" 7tb

TAS. H. TURNER,

Real Estate Agent,

COMMISSION BROKER AND COl LECTIXG AGENT. OFFICE—Over Prairie City Bank. 6th ftu with Hendrlch A Williams.

Professional Cards.

D. W. VOORHMS. O. S. VOORHKXS.

TrOORHEES,

Direetor.

Sec'y A Treasurer.

Board ef iMtrnction. E. C. Kilbourne, Teacher of Piano, Organ. Voice and Harmony, nnd conductor of Choral Union.

Robert Brown, Teacher of Orchestral In straments, vocalisation, including Elocution and Sin sing Loader of Orchestra,

A. B.CAR1JTW" IIk

CARLTON A ,T

VOORHEES, I Having formed a copartnerslilp will prai tice law in all its branches OMee No. Ml Mala Rt«VsmllMle

JOHN T. §POTT,

Attorney at La#,'

OFFICE—NO. Ill MAIN STREET.

As U. 8. Commissioner Is authorised to make proofi) iu Bankruptcy. Over Henderson's Stove Stare, bet. Fourts and Fifth streets. marffi TERRE HAUTE, Idd. I

JYR. ANGIE L. WIL80N,

IdMliM aad Children of Terre Kssis Office and Residence—No. 46 south 7th SI Office hours S to 10 A.M.,12to2andflto7p.a

HYDE,'M. D.,

Residence northeast corner 5th and Eagle Office hours, 9 to 10 A. X.,2 to3nnd7lo0.p. a Night calls answered from the office. •Special attention given to Chronic Diseases

References:—Dr. H. J. Treat, A. WiisOn,or the firm of Wilson Bros. A Hunley.

CHARLES

DR.

WOOD CJOOKHJO

'NE

MiU IX EVERY

TOWWIHIH^WEgr SOUTH

cnrcixwATi,OHIO.

H0TK.—O[MMdmers will commit their INTEREST by fcarl Bc In mind thata lanw proportion oi the article aold as PLBE WHim LEAD, te MalleratKHo the teat of from fit to 00 per eeatiMd jnneh of It dees not Contain a particle of lead.

FRANKLIN

FOUNDRY,

IM Tim* ftiiH, Qtotrtnnmtl, AUJSOIt, WTH JOHNSON. (UI.MW to artatsdliftai feestow Feaainr.—E».

MAIL.

EPPINGHOUSEN.

Architect asd Builder,

OFFICE AT STEAM STONE YARD. Corner Ninth and Cherry streets.

W. BALLEW,

DENTIST,

blke«. Ill Mala Street, over KitjgaS old essflNtiescrr atand. TERRE HAUTE, IND.

Can be found in office night and day,

"OSEPH RICHARDSON, M. IX

IT.

Ofllce on Ohio Bel. Srd dfc Ilk TERRE HAUTE, IND.

L. H. BARTHOLOMEW, Barge a a aad Meehaaleal

DENTIST,

Deatal Reea, 187 Main Street, •ear ath* TKRRB KAVTK, IKTB. Nitrous Oxide Oss administered for paa» ess Tooth Extraction.

St. Glair House,

Corner Second and Main 8ts»,

TERRE HAUTE. IND.

MM J.

.t la If

Boarders bjr the Week or Monti

Will find this house all thatthejr can desli*

JOHMXATMK1C. hi. ....

IE DEFIED! rennriB rmm

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H09KEPATHIST, OJflpe 6th St., opposite Normal School.

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Boriodseeurelr and inmder, hjr utac IPBOQLEV PATKWT 9TOME COFFW laaao Ball, Afent, eltjr of Term

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