Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 4, Number 43, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 25 April 1874 — Page 8

"THOV ART SO SBAB, AK» TJCT SO rA*.' Youthful CtwKuBtpr—M By George! Ie to«t my CWH."

People and Things. Feminitems.

('onfiu iu.H said noimn was virtuous. They say Iieccher i» going to writ© a»other novel.

Thackeray hated to iwo young mea loafing on soflu*." Standing on the dentist's doorstep will often euro toothache. 'Hie vilest sinner may return—wervthing save au umbrella.

Mitchell, a Wisconsin memlet of Congress, is worth *#,*#,000. Josh Billings aeknowlodgos an Income yf fc»,000 per annum. Ft any.

Tho auihorof the eayirg, "you mast take a man as you And hj»," was a policeman.

Brlgham Young is bulldng anew ten*pie, but Wing old, finds hahwm large enough.

Very fantastic straw hats for men's wear, will prevail during the coming

miner. McVickem, the successful aetor and manager, was the first newsboy who »'ver sold papers in St. Louis.

A physician was badly hurt the other day by the caving in of a well upon him. He should have attended to the sick and let the well alone.

Boarding-house keepers are among the most consistent believers in cremation. Do they not invariably turn their "remains" into "hashes."

Daniel Pratt comes to the surfitce to say that no man can strike a harder blow by spitting on his hands first, and that it is a useless custom, which ho would like to see abolished.

Cremation, as a matter of economy, is entitled to consideration. An enterprising undertaker la Chicago having fl- i^ed the expense down, thinks b« cau *itemate for 92 a head.

Pitt, when dying, 1* said to have exclaimed, "Save ttty country, Heaven*" but the last words of another great man, who died in Jamaica last week, were,

Bury me trlth my wig on." A Georgia negro who bet #10 that Genoral Washington commanded the Federals at Bull Run, handed the money over with the remark: "Weil, dis yere hiat'ry business is all mixed up anyway.

A Chicngoan broke his leg. On arrival at the hospital some whisky was brought to revive him. "Not a drop," 8* id he.

If I am to die, I will die sober." He was permitted to live as a dreadful example of the effect of the temperance agitation.

The Hon. John R. Coffroth, a Democratic politician of Lafayette, said in a sjxseeh: "I would rather be a dog and eat crumbs from the table of the ladies engaged in this work than to be a bartender in the mart elegantly gilded saloon In the city."

The Louisville Ledger, speaking of a proposition by an Eastern paper to prohibit hangings on Good Friday, says: "Most of the doomed men of whom we have read are very pious, and, if they should express a preference tor Good Friday, we hope they may be accommodated."

When an Ohio r&ITWHKl engl* dotccts a ~"baby on the trade, lie uanidlately r«nMa the engine and aMfe the train but let Mm have a chain at a ho* man being, and he dashes abraH fall eed, exclaiming to tV- t*al-heaver, whi!e holy enthusiasm i.±jhta «f) M» cootit' nanr.-: "There"* going to i«» another angel born, Wily."-—[Brooklyn Argus.

One of the funniest things in nature to a council of fashionable youths over a new coal just brought home. The inspection of the cloth, bindings and dfan tanoe of buttons, anxious examination if the shoulders are wMe en gb, the patting on the back aad walk«ug off in suspense to decide the final question whether the "tails slit," are enough to incite a woman to screams of laughter, as tbo theatre biBs say.

A lady reporter described a male leoturer the other day as an individual with arms tike yutnp-handles," on hia nose," and wearing the "conventional dreso-ooat minus the conventional bouquet," It sounds rather odd to hear women talk or write about men as mm have been accustomed to do about women, and we hope they will not carry It to the extent of always toiling thee of their hair or the shape of their wu»kera.

The theatrical critic of the Galveston Civilian, a gentleman of a devotional turn of mind, thus notfoea a reoent dramatic performance in that city: "Tfeto elfin star (Miss Kingsbury) twinkled In the theatrical firmament last night, aad had many worshipper*, in speaking of

Ffencbon,** which she played, we will femit reference to the whole of the third and the larger portion of the fourth acta, being ax that time engaged at the prayerudeting."

Women like to le seen in print, but not in calico. it was Thoodara Parker who dealgna ted a nun as an unorganised old maid.

Miss Karly, niece of Jubal, and duriug the war a rank retool, to engaged to a Yankee naval officer.

There are only two women in the ('onnecticut State prison—Lydia Sherman and a colored woman.,

The belle of an Ohio town Is named Duty, and, naturally, where Duty calls there you'll find 'em.

Is it trne that the ladles contemplate with fiendish delight the near approach of house-cleaning time

Jones says the daily lifts of a fhahlon able young lady always close# with a grand transformation scene.

Janauschek failed to approach Charlotto Cuslunou In the great role of Queen Catharine in PWladelphiJi

4the

*o$)er

night. Hie Jbdies of |viuscaUue have boon charged with repeating names in tho petition against ttcenses presented to the City Council.

A female bill poster Is doing an extensive business in New York. The sex was always good at running up bills.— [Boston Post.

Are you a burglar, air? If so do not come in, as I a*si all alone," said a Som erville, Mass., servant girl, when a man called the other day.

One of the New York spring bonnets has a ball of laee hanging at the back. The milliner said that she couldn*t find any other place fbr it.

It is said of the temperance cltisadors that "they drink not, neither do they Sin yet Solomon, in all his\glory, was not a raid like one of them."

A Paris letter says that it took the dressmakers there four years to make the Duchess of KdinlJUrg's trosseau. Young ladies should make a note of this.

Some&shionable ladies connected with one of the Fifth avenue, New York, churches propose to hold a fashionable prayer-meeting at Delmonioo's. No cards.

Oskaloowi, lown, lias a Mrs. Comstock who crusadea In the interest of ruin. She goes from saloon saloon encouraging the proprietors to stick to their business.

Illinois has extended to married women every right but that of suffrage. They ean keep Jthelr (own earnings, and transact business with their husbands as with strangers.

Prentice Mulford says of the Parisian lady: "8he can carry even aaumbrella with such grace that the awkward protective mechanism becomes a symmetrical adjunct to her person."

A Logaaaport bride lias effectually cured ber husband of a disposition to play billiards every nighf by breaking a frying pan over bis head. There's noth tag like commencing rgbt wUh a young husband.

Twelve hundred different Aades arc on the list of glove importer*. How can anyone wonder at the names given to some of them? The ui y-^ory is a double one: How do they get many shades and how do they find names for them 7

A lady reported a visit to a bar-room and after dew-'Vng the horrible p*rapbernailaof th*«*r, she went on to state "Inthersar, upoj| »'t tMe, theso«l-de-stroying, awful of fluo was bein^ played by a w*.u #f maddened, excited men. This game ef (afo is played with two stlcka, foar balk, aad any number of pieoea of chalk."

An exchange says Mim Virgie Wells, of Wapello, Iowa, has passed a suootM. fnl examination btf^ro the County Soperinteudent of L© -a county, andn. ceiveda teaohera'ce Miicat*. Wieisonly twelve years old. Verily, the world moves. It will be*- duty next time donbtlemi to the advent of twelve-year old Superintendent.

However agrees Me a bean may be, he ahould not be al!' ved to engmesa lady tot my considerable time. Some gen tlemen make prsotlce ef selecting a young lady whom they like, and keeping her to Umatfwi for the gn part of an evening, the tody takes mmmum to it It ahe ^qnan plosaid with the ktoMrtete cAbergentiomen will avoid Interrnptlng tt, and thus a foundation is laid for one ofthoee pallia to avoML In s&K-h a one you need not hoaltato to tamdt off the eouvenwtfcni, and to change dtion so as to ensconce yonraeU auuitg ladles, and get rid of such marked attentions. No man of would cbooae to exhibit a real preference of the heart this sent of monopoly is one of the atmnenMuta of the selfish, and if you aufihr it they will think you highly honored by their notice.

Connubialities.

law tluttttood

..-re'L the gateway brown, W*« *«atlier. kias

1 *i Wali inni j*»*« Wl/i, "flSFev«r! No later hour fH«U be to tw»5^

For mine is Thaman

Pauline Luoea says tho chief good fortune she lias had in this country consists in getting an excellent iiuaUand for a very poor one,

It has been said that it is better fbr a woman to be laughed at tor not being married than to be unable to laugh because she is married.

While the lawyers were fighting over a breach of promise ease in Michigan recently, the plaintiff and defendant went off" quietly and got married. 4*

A lady correspondent of an eastern Journal thinks there ought to be a statute of limitation against the reappearance of long-lost husbands*

Bobbtt complains that his wife is an inflationist. She blows him up every day, and makes him circulate until he actually foels that ho is bdyond redemption. [Louisville Commercial,

Webster's Dictionary contains over fifty thousand words. Jones says when he came homo late the other night, in the space of fifteen minutes his wife applied them all to hint, including some extra ones and tho fire shovel.

Candidates for matrimony who are already a little passe should take up their residence in Calfornla. Tho Rev. Dr. Stone says that nine-tenths of tho persons whom he has married in San Francisco wore aged upwards of thirty-four years.

An affectionate Norwalk husband recently sold his wifb's clothing, while she lay upon her doath-bed, and sought solace for his aching heart by visiting Barnnm's Hippodrome in Now York. On his return he found his wife dead, and his only remark was, "IIow natural she looks!'

Man and woman." Tho Rev. Dr. Wright has his formula. At a recent silver wading in East Boston, being called upon to perform the marriage ceremony, he said that in his view one marriage was sufficient. Nevertheless, after directing them to join their left hands, he proceeded: "By the authority vested me by the United States, I deliberately pronounce you man and woman." That seemed to satisfy the sentiment, and "they "on'd with the revels."

Engaged Young Ladies" are done by a writer in tho Jewish Messenger, whp says '"So nice, is it not, to be engaged? Every morning her young man calls upon her on his way to his office, kisses and presents her with a fresh rose so omblematic of herself and every even ing he calls again, kisses her and bestows upon her anew novel and a dainty bouquet. Ho takes tea with her folks, and admires tho way In which she presides over the table, and whispers to her so softly how delightful it will be when she pours out the tea and butters the toast for him alone! Then those heavenly evenings In the parlor, with the gas dimly burning, tli$ old folks asleep, that horrid brother in the theater or the club, the teasing sister studying her lessons in her bed-room—they two alone to their bapggjjtess wwNever such bliss expected whonshe usod to talk to her schoolmates about her ftiture?",

LO VERS' PRO VERBS.

Love knows hidden paths.

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rtf flo* dropdown m' am

Mvm vrr 'he that stand tOftetuar But not tia that stood befom, Partita :Tt lhr*ott Mv^Mdwr! FOr ,Ci I *i ll lOOlB a^ »,

Aliti Un nnrc tMMi«*takua9d iWt«OUi4 UMC But JTAnd ti

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gor«r sttin

Ijove makes labor light.

Love makes time pass'away, and time makes love pass away. I/jve me lfttlo, love roc long.

A mi

wot

unpen, ftuti* continue—Ikjvo

me little, but keep it up. I.ove one that does not love yotv answer one that does not call you, and you will run a fruitless race.

Love others well, but love thyself the moet give good ibr good, but not to thine own cost.

Love rules the kingdom without a sword. Love subdues everything except the Moat heart. t.

Iove toschas aases to danoe, Love, knaveiy and necessity make men good orstot*.

Iove, thieves. Mid iter make ghosta, Lore, without return, Is like a question without an answer.

Lover*' pursen are tied with oobweba. Ixivers' quarrels are love redoubled, favers think others have no eyes. Ijovera' anger is Awl to love. Lover merchandise is jealousy and broken (kith.

Lover-nbuit must be «mt«»ed with tears ana tended with care. Loving and ringing are not to be

Love and pride atock Redhun. Love being jealous tnakea a good bye look aaqtrint.

Love csomea in at the window and gosa ont at the door. Love doea much, but money doaa more.

Love to a aweet tyranny, boeaoee th« lover endureth hi* ionneat willingly. Love is the touchstone of vtrtoa.

Lovo la tb« loadstone of lov«. Love la without prcdenaet and anger without eounaela.

Sweetheart and SontfMrd keep no hooaa. Love will creep when it cannot go*

Wedlock to a padioek.

A- A if

TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY ^VEmN"G MA'lL.

drooplnc do

"T, «r«.

came

down

»thrn: I' *11 rf

the ugth of* n\

Unhappy homes have dona more to drive men into vicious company than all the attractions of vice itself.

Borne on has started the that courtships in Nebraska average throe hours and a half in length.

The Brooklyn Argus la of opinion that a kind word "will always go further than a fiat Iron or a potato masher."

Professional Cards.

xrr w. RUM8EY. ,ir2r.

Attend U-,"-AOESTT,

AND C.K.fERAL COLLECTING Mm Ohio Street, OjipcKitc the Court Hotuw,

Attorneys at Law.

Ilitvlna forau*! a eojjurtaentfilp will practice law in all ttn brauclwB Oflleo—So. SOS Mala Mt.,Terre Haate JOHN T. BCOTT,

Attorney at Law,

OFFICE-NO.

Ill MAIN

Commercial Collections aS Advanced on tJood pap«r, tlon j^lv

JAMES R. BAKER, Attorney at Law, CLINTON, IND.,

JR.

TSBRE HAUTE,In

i. h. c, sot OYSE A ORBEES,

A.exmas.

Attorneys at JUw,

OFFICII WITH tmiMHBdk HOYBE, REAL ESTATE HKOKETtH, *ko. a, ttMth rirtfc (Umi,

TEKJiK HAUTE, lad.

J^CLEAN & HERCE, Attorneys at Law, AX1

OUECTIOX ACESTS, X*. 74 ants Mmii, TKRItE II AUTO, lad.

n. W, VOOBUCBS, A. *.f'Alil.T•». OORHEE8 & CARLTON,

STItKET.

As U. S. Conimi^i 'r i* authorized to make prooft In Bankruptcy. Ovnr Henderson's Stove Wore, bet. FMirth

Teuiie

and Fifth iunr£l ^"M. EGGLESTON,

haute, idd.

Attorney at Law,

No. SO Main »trMt,TmeH«nle,I»d. Will practice in the Court*of Vigo, Parke and Vermillion Counties, npr4-3m

J. R. KWTBB. K. O. WUKKiOiM, ESTER & WHEELER, Attorneys at Law, AND GENERAL I'OLJJECTINCJ AOENT8.

Cash

pt atton-

tlon alven to claims In both Indiana and

It E E RE NT CE8.—National State Bank, Prairlo City Bank, McKeen A Minshall'e Bunk, and Terre Hauu- Bank,Terre Haute First National Bank, Flora, 111. Having* Loan Association, Painesvllle, O.

OFFICE—XO. Ill MAIN STREET,

TERRE HAUTE, IND.

Real Estate & Collecting Agent, Will practice In Parke and Vigo counties. E. HOSFORD,

Attorney at Law,

CORNER FOURTH AND MAIN STS., 81-ly TERRS HAITTK, I3TO. SAM'I, n. HI LEY. \flLL. P. BLAIR. j^ILEY& BLAIR,

Attorneys & Councelors at Law, BRAZII^ IND. promptly attended to. Pracaurts of the State.

Collections tlce In all the jyj M. JOAB,

Attorney at Law,

SoutliMde of Ohio St^bet.8d44th, TERHE HAUTE, IND.

Commercial Collections made1 a Specialty. novlS

jy® LINK & MITCHELL, Physicians and Snrgeons, Otftoe over Bun tin & Armstrong's Drug Store, corner Sixth and Main, entrance on Sixth.

JOHN E. LINK, M. D., residence on Cherry between Seventh and Eighth. J. 1). MITCHELL, M. D., residence on Eagle street, between Sixth and Seventh, first door east of the Normal School building, Torro Haute, Ind. aprll-8m

R. ANGIE L. WILSON, Offers her services to the Ladlnrand Children of Terre Haute.

Oftteoiuid Residence—No. 45 south 7th St. Office hours8 to 10

A. M.,

13to2anil 6 to 7

p.m.

HYDE, M. D., HOMUK PATH 1ST, Office 405 Main Si., opposite Optra House, Office hours, 9 to 10 A. *.,2 to 8 and 7 to ». p. m.

Night calls ansM'ered from the office. Special attention given to chronic Diseases. References!—Dr.

H. J. Treat, A. Wilsou, of

the Arm of Wilson Bros. & Hunley.

JOSEPH

RICHARDSON,

M. D.

DENTIST, -r

Office on Ohio St, Bet. Srd -ftk, TERRE HAUTE, IND. HH. L. H. BARTHOLOMEW,

DENTISlf

ffo. 1S7 Maia Atreet*

CHARLES

%H.

Love yc ur fHcnd with his fkulta. Ijove your neighbor, but dont phll down the fence.

Terre Haute, Ind,

EPPINGHOUSEN,

Architect an«l Builder,

OFFICE AT 8TKAM STONE YARD, Corner Ninth and Cherry streets.

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The "Orack'Giitter.

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Business Cards,

TOHNH.SYKE8, tr Wholesale and Bvtal

w-"mm

FREEMAN, Retail Doal teKeaai ami Pvrtigi WatelMa, JEWELRY, Ac., Opera-Huuae. KISSNER, li. Wholw»l« and RHafl Dm)#r in

I'laaea, Helodeeaa, Orfias, Mnsteal leu- ruments, *«., Palter of Masks,« Ohio IR.

rpERRE HAUTE 1 luteal laatltsitt, N'n.l^SMuln»tw(,up#tair». Muxictaoaht atauy

lit* b:.» h.*, Pu. iiw 8tc

iini- iyei»: duaaj Phsi A.

W. RIPPETOE, General Dealer in GROCERIES, PROVISIONS AND PRO

DUCE,

National Block, 155 Main street

JA.FOOTE,

Oen Dealer in

GARDEN, FiKJ AKt) PLOWER

No. Mala iu»t, Terse Haute, Indian*.

Rl.

L. BALL, Vli«»U «alo and Recall Dealer In Slein, Mantela. CJratea, Tin Plait1,

Japan and PrewMl Warf, Kala street, Korth Hide.

PHILIP

KADEL,

Manufiacturer of

Saddles and Harnm,

Whip*, Curry Tomb*, Brushes, ke4S,de.,al]w'"ivwairai)!'it.

IHor*»

.ow.-m

in ttus city, 8t^ neia tli, ty uily^

UNTIN & ARMSTRONG, Wholesale and Retail IT O S MO Main street, Cornerof Sixth,TerreHaute

Clothiers and Merchants!!

HAVE THE

Nobbiest Line of Ready-Made Clothing1,

AND THE HANDSOMEST LINE OF

MERCHANT TAILORING,

Both ENGLISH, FRENCH and AMERICAN GOODS in the best Styles, and at, such prices that canuot help but satisfy every one. Remember, we have one of the BEST CUTTERS,

Business Cards.J

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Iivtall Dealer 16

HaU,ap», Fenaedatrawtioeds, U# IVm Haatv, rf

nEAT.Tfh IN

REALK8T4TE, -No. 11.1 n*im »u up stairs, Txiuut

Iutb,

At Xo. 523 Main St., North side, near ftixtii. Terre Haute.

"A NEW DEPARTURE!"

It is a well known fact that Merchants in order to make up the loss on many lines of Domestic Goods, add the extra Per Centage on Dress Goods, Cassimeres, Fancy Goods, &c. (No Merchant will pretend to deny this.) We propose during the coming year to inaugurate a new system, namely, to

LARGELY REDUCE

the usual per centage on such Goods, believing that in the increased trade which we hope to receive we will in the end be the gainer.

Our Buyer is now in the Eastern Market sending us large invoices of choice aad desirable Goods. We shall open the Spring Campaign with an INCREASED LINE OF DRESS GOODS, lOni'lflSOU IS PART, Black and Colored Silks, In

Plain, Chenes, Stripea* Latest Styles and Coloring. Raven Black. Pure Mohairs, Brilllantlnes iw.':-.. And Alpacas. Grenadines, Plain, Striped and Figured.

'i I sell iotsln the city aad lands |n the oo ry ii the beat term*. Prompt »nrt ea.-' Mlattem i|lv«n tofaoitnaw. JAB. H. TURNER,

Real Estate Agent,

COMMISSION BROKER AND COLLECTINO AGENT. OFFICB—Over Prairie City Bank, «U Bt., with Hendrielk Williams.

Q.ENTB'AND LADIES' WEAK, Cleaned and Colored! GRNTR* WEAR REPAIRED NEATLY AT

U. F. REINER'S Dje Uonse, prj-tf] Main street, between 6th and 7th.

Dr. A. Blitz,

Oculist A AnrUI. Has iermanenUy lecated in this city, and takes plot^iw ia announcing to tiiv ju tuis city and v: -Uy, that ho

will «fvc iiw nUfWU.ua tmly to the MEDICALandt-i if'iCAL tn»tnu'nt of nil of tb« BYE Mid KAJt. Artl-i tidal t'Vt's inserte«!.

Ofllrp)

11* MnIii at., between •Mb and 5th, over Hade's Coufeei ioiK'ry Store,

TKRItE HA0TR, Indiana. j?^js,jvrivL.i2sr

FOUNDltY,

168

rtmr

MILLER & COX,

Strtrt, Clmcinnati, Ohio.

ALilSON, SMITH JOHNSON.

Th64yp»oti which tkte wrr J* )*rintol tafiren theatmve FoundryKn,

Double faced Poplins. Soltair Stripes. Eoyara Cloth. Satlne Stripes. Plain Lustres. Crepe Lnstm. Lawns, Ginghams. Piques, Cretones. Linen Saltings.

Which We propose to place on our Counters on the above plan. We shall continue to sell our Prints, Muslins, &c., at our usual popular prices.

Nobbiest Goods. Grandest Selection.

DO YOU GET YOUR CLOTHING MADE TO ORDER?

Try a First Class House.

VI* ^rl •, -Mr vl"v

SQUARE DEALING—ONE PRICE CLOTHING HOUSE,

1417 Main St.

WILSON BROS. & HUNLEY,

Cor. 9th and Main Streets.

*, between 5th and

fsmmm

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"Best Workmen.