Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 4, Number 42, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 18 April 1874 — Page 8

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A San Francisco paper informs us that the audience in a theatre were insisting on a man being put out, when somebody shouted, "He's all right. He killed Chiycman." He was interfered with no farther.

Longfellow, the poet, is pronounced incapable of comprehending the most palpable joke. He has no more sense of humor than a hippopotamus. Even a modern tragedy will not bring a smile to his fere.

Judge Edmonds, having gone to the spirit world, probably knows by this time how his fine theories accord with thefefli state of affairs in that domain, and he should lose no time in giving us tlie benefit of his experience.

A Writer in the New York Graphic intimates that Livingstone's long stay in Africa and his frequent disappearances, was owing to the feet that he was insane. He thinks that his late unsatisfactory account of his travels demonstiates such a ntatfrpf mind.

The .Journal of Education thinks that Americans have a peculiar habit of using large words, and especially notices the assumption

men who, after a years* study in some Normal school, or a four years eonrse in a school or college, undertake to govern schools of 20 pupils.

A wide awake minister, who &uhd his congregation going to sleep before he had filrlycmniiteiieel,sodKhm!ystop!« and«Tidmed, "Brethren, this fcni't it It isn't giving a man half a chauc.. Waif till I get along, sod then if I ain't worth listening to, go to sleep, but don't before I commence tans a chance.**

The ehfe Evoi ^sarnftl mym Teachers u«o are »i.able to gov»«* schools except by ndad»| fMfilil to ii.' level of serfi* should give way to others who are better qualified fcur the task. H»ey lmvesimply miaMc«n tbeir nr tion. To cudgel a pupil isnotoniv injurypupil, but so disgraot 'til an exhibltiMi cannot fail of having a let«~ sing :f«M on all who witnes** it." ^EN«T»r

aU'SIXG TUE CLIMAX.

People and Things.

A Chicago hotel elerk is "in" $3,000 by tlie Ix»ul»villo lottery. The Danbury New* man will lecture next fall at §230 a uigbt.

Killing a Judge by a lawyer is called •'unprofmuonal" in Arkansan. Duluth is said to have a city ordinance which prevents a man from keeping n»or© than two tame bears.

The halest man in New York is Mr. Bryant, of the Evening Port. Virtue and lxiled eggs.—[K. Y. Oraphic.

The richest man in Australia died recently. His name was Clarke, and he is f»iiid to have l«en worth over $10,000,000.

Tweed waxed fat on wickedness, and now the old robber's friends bring up bus obesity as a reason for lightening his sentence.

A stranger who threw a flO bill into the contribution box of a Savannah church got trusted for $500 worth of goods next day on the strength of it.

Colonel Thomas A. Scott is credited with having a number more of gigantic schemes tocarryjout before he conceives himself'worthy to he crowned a railway king.

The women of San Francisco are now going to pray Gov. Booth out of the whisky business in which his firm is engaged. Governor, one good reform de•arves another.

In Salt Lake City recently a Mormon named James Wilson publicly announced that he would kill any man Brigham Young didn't like if ordered by the Prophet to do so.

The Shelbyville (Ind) Republican says:

('The

party that meets with success in

the future must be led and managed by men whose characters are above reproach and whose actions are above suspicion."

Jones, of NVA1B, should be a

hsppy man if wealth bring* happlnon. He l» mtid to have a y?arly Income of about 11* millions of dollars. He owns the most richly productive silver mine in the world,and is said tebe a kin«i-l»eert-ed, generous ^Trm- nrr. That he Is man of more iuu w&.imt? he proved by his recent -sebonthefinancial qoestiont wben be beld tbe attention of UieSenirtetbrouglioutit, i-l n*.^tvedj tlieeongratulstlorwjof his ft® s. 7 .1"^ ofi its He

1. ami I

the way Washington aro try-.: ing to capture bljn Is a caution to the wl-: I to a I What a proud Itwouki Amiff any woman to call b« -if tbe wife ti HJL ricbe*^ man la Airwnrkwt We hope 'Jones remain* serene amid all the istion of the Mr sex.

Feminitems.

Mi*. Harriet D. Walker, of Lowell, Mass., has been licensed to preach by the Methodist Conference of the Lynn district.

Leather on the bottom of street skirts is a failure. It cracks, collects considerable dirt, and cuts through the dress material.

If there is one time more than another when a woman should be entirely alone, says the Danbury man, it is when a full line of clothes comes down in the mud.

Iowa can brag of several lady editors who are so economically inclined that they do not employ any help in the preparation in their "Gossip" columns.

White gloves are perfectly obsolete, as they ought to be, but there are exquisite tints of silver gray, pearl, palest straw, tea rose, an imperceptible drab and an Isabella buff.

Fashion articles explain to the average man what the average woman wears. The ladies need veTy little information on the subject. They eye one another and hook all their new fiuioies.

The umbrella of the season is so elaborately different from that of last summer that any woman who dares to carry her old one will be considered either very near-sighted or very strong-mind-ed.

Mrs. Rebecca Harding Davis has been engaged by Scribner's Monthly for a new departure" in magazine stories. They are to be but two pages long, but Mrs. Davis can put a great deal into that space.

Amber jewelry is quite popular now. An amber necklace f«r a brunette is a becoming ornament, but the ear-rings had better not be ventured upon, as they reflect upon the face and give a sallow hue.

When a woman begins to loot around her in the world," observes Mr.

Marrowfat, "her eye lights with most

satisfaction on some other woman's I

bannet that isn't as expensively trimmed as her own."

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Says the Danbury News: "'The heroic firmness with which a woman will perin carrying a roll of dry goods as I large as sho can hold la her arms, is enly ^Jold wedding—\ equaled by the politeness with which she I minor and the brid

btir

requests

the title of professor by

grocer to deliver a pound of

batter at the houae." Troy Whig: An Indians schoolma'am, who wants to beoomo connected with tlie Granger*' movement, says she «k adiml|sk« «s a favor, but, ni'ng whipped thirty-three l»oys in one day, she feels that she has earned be pcoud 9f f^weteign of Industry. tt is s«ld that b* EaBpress ^f Gerta one of tbe mo?4 simple drewed of women," and that ^*W»e drift* otit in a oalk* dress." 00 ihuch for being ktMmn bave plenty tmmy. It Is the wcauaa wbocantpe for flno clothes that are «x»polled to wear Cif in.— (CouKkir-Journa 1.

Ikiui kl-bodied feople are iting p! itvunl and tv1?1 croste stfMal tijiticulti^ TIjs toibt. wo kear of is Blanche Daman, a beautiful girl of fourteen yearn, wbo has been sent by Dr. Balle to the Paris W»«-nity of Modl'-iiw fr

Hhf i- a douUe butijr from the watei dowi.iij*«b, having only one head and two arms.

kuU.^' T, iflm tox JuiuyvJ

theot1 'S,

Connubialities.

H»w n»»u» Vw»r*—^ «w 1 .1 i.i.» i"|v i"--s.i *Tl.« u.i-. ..*, ih«

I "But, ii, ugh t$war worshipped thee, my 111 e, Thy 11i.-ii-i'Miliis»rt

Don't aa» uw) muvii of me, 1UJT love, Doot uk too modi of aw." I« ¥«t, mow *Ui you sad I, war lew* -vrN rHnips no mare will fty 1/ nev«r die, my love, uuf ki« wtMMild never die." •Fr and is this irtr love, «i ami I mua:

In d, Uu not know, m* luve, .» lute, I do not know.

A Dubuque man has asked the courts to protect him against three widows who are trying to force him into a marriage.

How to leoorae practically acquainted with the "Rule of Throe"—Live with your wife, mother and mother-in-law,

King Kofffee keeps his 8,888 wives un dor the samo roof with his magazine of military munitions. They do about as he says*

Samuel Leanens, who eloped from I

If you aro in a hurry, novor get bohind a couple that are courting. They want to make so much of each other that they wouldn't move quick if they were going to a funeral. Get behind your jolly married folks, who have lots of children at home, if you want to move fast.

If a Brahmin dies, his widow dons a garb either all white or all red. As those ladies of J»ombay marry when seven or eight year.? of age, they are not infrequent wi.'. \vs at ten, after which they are forced to remain single and do the drudgery for the household. There is no joke about this item.

In Australia they make bricks out of bone dust. The Milwaukee Sentinel is

of the opinion that this is better than

cremation.

Present &shions fiivor short women. I passage marked at the marriage service, Styles and designs that add to the I "Wilt thou take this man to be thy wed-1

scant drapery, long sashes, lengthwise puflEH, perpendicular stripes and side plaits—these are in vogue.

The ladies continue to encroach upon styles once considered exclusively masculine. Walking coats, vests, jackets, Ac., are more popular than ever, and it is strongly hinted that the ladies pant for the nether garment also.

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An exchange tyi a jumj^ng match V'olliin

m.ir" thnn

'-'it fost ana n,.. -u 1

fourth tncl»«,and she won tbe "moire."

A widow, it. «ny« Itlce

up the bricks made out of the bones of her lamented husband, and take them to

The new bonnets are peculiar, and, as I bed and warm her feet on them. And a rule, not at all becoming, no matter even in death he would minister to her how much trimming is put on. Stately I comfort. matrons look absurd in the spring head- An elderly gentleman being greatly gear, and young girls altogether too smitten with a young lady iu church, jaunty to be genteel. I passed her an open prayer book with the

length are moat popular. Long, close, ded husband The girl quickly re- store,corner Sixth and Main, entrance on turned the book with the Mnt«nw I Sixth.

marry

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man. Wooden weddling—Marrj'ing a ]erftK stick.

f'HT HRKAI), and wowould

I'm,

1 tee the other 11 -Mini: in 11 2f«w. kurtr. between live \vVv.-*. for tt ft"- w»e#w» autlqoa jiit it.ru. They wt'ro Haiinel bl-nis- of narietta colors, red flaiuiti buttoned mi-x-kun&m diif-firetrthu. -nd rn. CVcsilia ^!aek^ lu'i oil v.ish a Jump of iu/en three iuvhe^t mm Kate Pope followed with a jump of seven foet four ti.fctf lii.-tu-s VtlSS D' iI CV»* IWtr-tin-in witH "ti" of rftr'M nrtd it it i.ev, ainj Baker sue-f-c^Jcd with »-ii:bt feet two liichw. Mia» i.l liir.k.'iy only neven I. ,'UI'I IB' !. In tl). ,• Mi'l trial.

r**r» that wo will wind their own wheat lots of four bushels* and a brought la 1, oa tbe following days of each week, -day, Wednesday and Thnradavs. Flour meal always on hand to exchange for] 'i. we will give 80 pounds of flour and half bu of bran for each bushel of

We ti

Bv« twenty-ttnrt pun to ruled for the BeporuiofTeaehM*. Book contains raom fbr the iwwrli of

xttuv* u*ushet»,

Hie of A 1 1! ea

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,. •..?!/:o:i •/i.^u-iJTi: aTi/-.fi TERRE HAUTE SATURDAY EVENING MAIL.

rh^i

jwi/, my love

NotkNi- as«. rJM-y may.'

Professional Cards.

W. RUMSEY, &

Yon will, you must be tnje.my love, look and love anew r' 'II what I ean do, my love 5 1 aes what I can do." "Siamesed" is North Carolina fbr getting married.

Adam popped to Evo,iuul Eve said she didn't care Adam. In the Polynesian Islands they win their hearts by beating their heads with a shill&loh.

Harry the Eighth and Bluebeard were off with tlie head of the old love boloro they were on with the new,

Dr. Johnson poked the tohaooo in his pipe down with his sweetheart's finger— a warm token of affliction.

I AND GENERAL COLLECTING AUENT, MkeOUofHml, Opposite the Court House,

BOYUL

ESTATE BROKERS,

N«.a,

OFFICE—NO. Ill MAIN STREET.

AH U. S. Commissioner Is authorised to make proofti in Bankroptcqr. Over Henderson's SUve Store, bet. Fourtl and Fifth streets. mari! TERRE HAUTE, Idd.

YYRU. EGGLESTON" Attorney at Law,

]fo. 80 Main Street, Terre Haute, Ind.

Will practice in the Courts of Vigo, Parke

and

Webster, Mass., with a widow, temper- j.

VermTlVlon*^

ed his meanness. He left a deed con-1 -rr ESTER & WHEELER, veying all his property to his wife, Simkina playfully remarked to his wife I Attorneys at LftWj that he had four fools: Beautifool dnti- AND GENERAL COLLECTING AGENTS. fool, youthfool and delightfool.

KKHTKHT K. G. WHKKIJEK.

Qommercial

Collections a Specialty. Cash

Advanced on Good paper. Prompt attention given to claims in both Indiana and

A Chicago divorce lawyer's advertise- Illinois. mcnt reads: "Hymenial incompatibiii- Bankf'MSc^n11 &'iftashaU's ties, aro a specialty, delicately adjusted. I Bank.^and Terrc Hautc Bank. Terre Haute. 'Tis slavery to detain the hand after the heart hath lied."

First 'National Bank, Flora, 111. Saving & Ixmn Association, Painesvllie, O. OFFICE-NO. 141 MAIN STREET,

TERRE HAUTE, IND.

JAMES R. BAKER* Attorney at Law,

CLINTON, IND.,

Real Estate A Collecting: Agrent, Will practice In Parke and Vigo counties,

E. HOSFORD, Attorney at Law,

CORNER FOURTH AND MAIN STS., 31-ly TERRK HAUTE, IXP.

SAM'L B. RILF.Y.

WILL. r. BLAIK.

ILEY & BLAIR,

Attorneys & Cdiincelors at Law,

BRAZIL, IND.

.. I fflO 8tTG0t| DCIW6611 SsiXtU ftHu o6V6nvll| Urol A fresh list of weddings is called for, door east of the Normal School building, I 1 'A «MA ITAM^A tn1 AVwIl^TVT so how are these for hy-menial?

Sugar wedding—A marriage with an attendant suite. Wooden wedding—Marrying a lumberman.

Tin wedding—One that "pans out" well. Crystal wedding—Marrying one ad

dieted to the glass. wedding—Marrying a gray-

Gold wedding—When the groom is a a little vein.

Diamond wedding—When (he "wash ings" are(large. And here are stftrie OthofS:

Un wedding—One amid the pansice. Crystal wedding—The Glasgow ceremony.

Hilver wedding—An end of "npoon'^olden wedding1—JOno of the species we like.

Diamond wedding—Jem's marriage.

J^Tgh^

Learning & Payn,

Having Rented the flonring Mill in l*rairieton,

Collections promptly attended to. Pracof the State.

in a11

the Courts

JYJ M. JOAB, Attorney at Law,

SouthSidc of Ohio St-,bct.3dA4tli, TERRE HAUTE, IND. Commercial Collections alty.

OHM,

K»«-rr» Drbftnn'B mill, havorepnlml It In I I ti: manner possible by the addition of 11# "lain St., np Stains^-

hereby aoliclt your

vim the assurance that who will give tt* a trial. LRAMINOAI

SOMETHING NEW!

X*eanewlir*ttr*4eifteh«M»i

we eau

St PATW.

to*

dally and mouthly,

smooths. The whole, wlM» completed at tbe close of ffehool Year, formlug a complete Uia'.y .. •. ir'swot)

every

MM&im

made a Speci-1 novlfi

JQRS. LINK & MITCHELL, Physicians and Surgeons,

I Office over Buntin A Armstrong's Drag

J(yHN E LiNK M.

stronglv underlined, No woman iua3r I ry between Seventh and Elgnth. her grandfather." I J. D. MITCHELL, M. D., residence on Ea:le street, between Sixth and Seventh, first

D., residence on Cher-

Terre Haute, Ind. aprll-3m

J^B. ANGIE L. WILSON, Offers her services to the Ladle* and Children of Terre Haute.

Office and Residence—No. 45 south 7th St. Office hours 8 to 10 A. M., 12 tog and 6 to 7 P. M. HYDE, M. D., V*

HOjXKEPATHIST,

Special attention given to Chronic Diseases.1

,,, References:—I)r. H.J. Trent, A. Wilson, of Sugar wedding—Marrying a "candid the flrm of Wilson Bros. A llunloy.

TOSEPH RICHARDSON, M. D. DENTIST,

Offlee on Ohio St* Bet. 3rd 4th, TERRE HAUTE, IND. T\R.

L. H. BARTIIOIX)MEW, DENTIST,

DEALER IN

IIP AT ESTATES'4"*

TEIUIK HAL'TS, USD.

5 Will sell lots la tbe city and lands tn the I wJSnd of fl«.r «»««try on the best terms. Prompt and WII'TK

earful attention given to business,

say the \.P TURN Eli,

Real Estate Agent,'

COMMISSION BROKER ASD COLtECTING AGENT. «»FFICB-Over Prairie City B»\!ik,0th with Hendrlcli

Dally and

M«nthlr Report Bo*li.

r«rdatljr reports of the number enroiUii, ..' i':'r ^rn, re-enterwd, and transferred. IH -h m. or grade: also Lhe number pi :s •, 1. ».t. and tardy, and the pit cent, of a Teaehem* Itogrlrtry, Vlsltttrt* «eoi net plaee for remarks.

Williams.

riHARLES ErPINGHOUSEN, Arehlteet and Rntlder, OFFICE AT STEAM STONF VltD,

C5orner Ninth and Cherry streets.

Will

I'liblebo*'! af reference fit. alt timaa 1 be 11 I in every Graded

Inent ran

ided by

prominent

mended

the State, Baniplnnjpagtw wnt rrm. H. FKNHEWI

Box H7, Rookvilla, Ind.

iiipipsi

TEKlii HATTB,

(i'u'8 Indiana.

A Tki-i I UHCViw

BUZZ.

JJr. A.

ermsnently locatih Is city, and taken

'jovial attention to the

MEblCAt. and HUlUJiCAL treatment of ofl diseases of ie K1K and KAK. Ariltwrlal «(v«s lnmertwl. Oflle« lie nfnla »(., fcetsefB 4«h nnd Oth. over Httgo'M t'onftfotlonen torf, s?

HehtxA.

Business Cards.

TOHN H. SYKES,

*«\r*

Attorney at Law,

Whola*i««ad R«tall iv-nh-r tn

*'mP+Frnr*mmd

TKEKE HAUTE, Ind.

A- fHLUUBL

OYSE & GRIMES,

Attorneys at Law,

OFFICE WITH GRIMES 4 KOY8B, REAL

a*atii Firth Rtrtct, TKKKK HAL'TE, Ind.

LEAN & PIERCI Attorneys at Law,

OLLECTIOX AtiEXTS, Xo. 74 Main Street, TKRRE HAUTE, Ind.

». W. VOORHKES. A. B. CAKWOS.

GORHEES & CARLTON,

|y,

Attorneys at Law.

Having formed a copartnership will pmclaw in tlc« law In all its branches OScc-No. 90S Main 81 .Terre Haute

JOHN T. SCOTT, Attorney at Law,

RW.

PaUoeof Musia,«*SOhtoa«.

ERRE HAUTE Mnstral Institute, No.iaaifnfn street, up sttalra. In all its brauciit*. time. Agenev i«r I ftHIDE, P*in« ijsil.

RIPPETOE,

General Dealer tn

GROCERIES, PROVISIONS AND PRODUCE, National Block, t5& Main street.

A. FOOTE,

I tf 'icnml rvw!prin

GARDEN, FIELD ASD FLOWER SEEDS, No. 65 Main street, Terre Haute, Indiana.

RL.

BALL,

Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Stovea, JIantelN. tirat«n, Tin Plate, Japan and brewed Ware, 128 Main street. North Side.

PHILH

KADEL,

Manufacturer of

Saddles stud liaruess,

Whips, Curry Combs, Brushes, Horse Blau ket», Ac., all work warranted. Lowest prices in the city, Main street, bet. 8th ana 8th

& ARMSTRONG,

",les. apr4-8m _LI holeaale and Retail

I S S

1000 Main street, Cornerof Sixth, Terre Haute.

Q.ENTS'AND LADIES' WEAR, Cleaned and Colored! GENTS' WEAR REPAIRED NEATLY AT

H. F. REINER'S Dye House,

apr3-tfj Main street, between 8th and 7th.

JCEIICEH

Keep Cool.

We now have ice enough to supply all retail demands of the city. Please order of I .wagons or the office.

Terre Haute Ice Co.,

175 MAIN STREET.

v.-.

And Aix»aea». ,**»»

Oenltat A Aurial. Olfliadinfll, Plalil, Striped and Figured

jyjILUNERV.

Straw Ctwto,

113 Mala sireei, T^rrw Utuite, luil.

FREEMAN

Retail Dealer la .1

AiwricM ml P«r«l|a Walchw, JEWELRY, fie. Opera Boon

DKISSNER/

Wliolesale and Retail Dealer in Pianos, Melodeeu, Organi, Muatkud Instruments, Ac.,

MILLER & COX,

o^iee 405 Main oppotit* opera Howe. I makeup the loss on many lines of om^: "•a Domestic Goods, add the extra Per Centage

4*}

Pfo. 157 Main Street, Terre llaute, Ind.

Our Buyer is now in the Eastern Market sending us large invoices of choice and desirable Goods, We shall open the Spring Campaign with an

INCREASED LINE OF DRESS GOODS,

COnPRISOO 1JT PART,

Blaclt aiif Colored Silks, In Plain, Cheaes, Stripes. Xatcst Style# and Coloring* Raven Blaelc. Pure JIotalwfBilWSS,

E"B. COLE,

DEALERIN

Millinery Goods, Laces,

EMBROIDERIES and NOTIONS, 5*. Ml Mainatreet,Terre XVante,iS|,

„Has a large and elegant Stock of BonnaU, Rats, Flowera, Rlbbomtftnd a jrencml aMsortraento/ MlUlneryG la—*11 new and fresii and win be sold eh_ap. These goods wen* ireftii.v sHeeted by Mis. Cole, who is a •i-actitu: Milliner and an experienced buj--r. and the busing will be conducted under !I. immediate suiKWUIw. l. I is.- Hats and L. MIS. made to order an iuianteed to ^. itfacUon.

Pupils may en Btelnway Pian^fb

Ii.—We have permanently located in TMTB Haute, and hope to receive a liberal Sftare of the patronage of the ladies, [aim.

puNoa

Fair Dealing! No Humbug!

Stemway&Son'sKanos

(THE BEST TN TTIK WORLD,) From 8475 to gl.eoo.

Gabler Pianos, Arion Pianos, Hazelton Pianos

From

•350 to #875.

From

»»00.

#309 to

FromftJOO to 9730.

R. V. Minden Pianos,

7 1-3 Octave, fine Unlali, only 9310.

ASTON SUID£

Is Agent for the above Pianos. Give him a M8 Main Kt„ np wtalra.

IME DEFIED!

PRESEKTKD FOR EVER!

Buried securely and in order, by using SPROGLE*S PATENT STONE COFFIN VAULT,

Isaac Ball, Agent, city of Terre Haute.

TPRA.N-icr.iisr

FOUNDRY,

168 Tine Street, Cincinnati, Ohio.

ALLISON, SMITH & JOHNSON. tyi*on whJrh tlilg naper ft printed In from, the above Foundrr.—Kn. M*ir,.

Clothiers and Merchants!!

HAVE THE

Nobbiest tine of Ready-Made Clothing,

AND THE HANDSOMEST LINE OF

MERCHANT TAILORING,

Both ENGLISH", FRENCH and AMERICAN GOODft in the best Styles, and at such prices that cannot kelp but satisfy every one. Remember, we have one of the BEST CUTTERS,

At No. 523 Main St., North side, near Sixth, Terre Ifante.

"A NEW DEPARTURE!"

It is a well known fact that Merchants in

on Dress Goods, Cassimeres, Fancy Goods, &c. (No Merchant will pretend to deny this.) We propose during the coming year to inaugurate anew system, namely, to ..

LARGELY REDUCE

the usual per centage on such Goods, believing that in the increased trade which we hope to receive we will in the end be the gainer.

Double faced Poplins. Sollair Stripes.

Zoyara Cloth. Satine Stripes.

Plain l^nstres. Crepe Lustres. Eawns, *iugliams. Piqnes, ire tones.

IJncn Suitings.

Which we propose to place on our Counters on the above plan. We shall continue to sell our Prints, Muslins, &c., at our usual popular prices.

WILSON BROS. & HUNLET,

Cor. 5th and Main Streets.