Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 4, Number 31, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 31 January 1874 — Page 4

THE LITTLE PEOPLE.

No other living tbing can go so slow aa boy on an errand. Don't strain your roices scolding) yoar children. The little wretches wont appreciate your sacrifice.

Schoolmaster: "What Is nothing7" Boy: "It's when a man aakayoa to hold his horse, and josfc says, Thank yon.'"

A teacher was trying to inculcate sentiments of patriotism in the hearts Of tbe pupils, and finally asked: "Is not oar country dearer to us than any other land under heaven?" "You bet your boots it is!" shrieked a little six-year-older.

A coaDtry pedagogue in Henry county, Indiana, requested all of his scholars to "write a piece" under penalty of a thrashing. A rising genius got off the following:

Lord of Love, Look down from aboye On us poor scholar* We have hired a fool To te*eb our school,

And pay him fifty dollars."

THE WRONG BOOM.

How a Scion of the House of Morton (O. P.) got into a Little

Scrape—How

incident

yot out—A Woman in the Case.

A pleasant little story, sll nicely adorned with a neat little moral, too, is given in the columns of the Geneva (N. Y.) Gazette of a recent date. It relates to no loss famous a person than a scion of the house of Morton (O. P.). The

is laughable and will in

terest the scion's friends and acquaintances in this city. Says the Gazette: A very amusing incident occurred a few mornings ago at the Ebbitt House "in Washington. Master Walter

S. Mor

ton, son of Senator Morton, arrived early from the train. Ho was coming from Indianapolis, where he had teen at school, and was hastening to greet his mother with a morning salutation. Ilis knock at the door in the Ebbitt House produced the following scene within the apartments once occupied by tiie Senator, and from which he bad lately removed:

Knock knock Sleepy husband to

figbts

roungwife:

'My dear, the man who

the fires wants to get in.' The

lady rises, pulls the bolt, and rushes back into the bed-room and the bedclothes. Another moment and the parlor door bursts open and in rushes a voung man, eager and with open arms. He persues the lady into the bedroom and to the bedside. She utters a cry of surprise and covers her head in the bedclothes just as the ardent stranger bends over to embrace her. Husband, startled by the cry, turns over, yawns, and then—sees the young man gazing over the bed in the dim light of the earlv morning. Alarm, surprise and doubt are dopicted on his countenance, as he ejaculates, 'Wh—what's the matter? Wh—wh—at'a up? Wh—who are you, sir?' Young man realized his situation and stammers, I—I—I must have made a mistake. I—I thought this was my father's room. I beg your pardon.9 (Just here the lady sees the point, and discloses a beautiful young lace and breaks out into a hearty and forgiving laugh). 'I—I thought you were my mother.' He retires precipitately, in blushes and confusion, to inquire the way to his father's room. 1 ho lady, who has learned how to enjoy a good joke in California, does not fail to appreciate ono in Washington but the husband may be a little jealous on accouut of that tnroatening kiss, which startled bis sleepy eyes, and tnay be on the watch hereafter for the man who builds the Area.'

TIIA CROSS-IS YED MA N. A cross-eyed men cast a gloom over a Detroit street ear last Wednesday, by asking one of the seven rneu, and stran gers, on the opposite seat, if be had any chewing tobacco bandy. First the seven strangers looked at each other, Then the seven hands went pocketward, and upon observing this motion, each of the seven supposod his neighbor, the one spoken to, and the seven hands return ed empty. The cross-eyed man cast a riehochet glanoe of indignation along the line,and with the remark, 'asweet scented lot of generous roosters,' took a chew of his own tobacco.

Tits practice of wearing armor is supposed to have gone out of fashion in modern warfare. Captain Barton makes a statement on this point, which will surprise many. He says: "During the last Franco-Prussian war ssv eral of my frlsnds escaped severe wounds by wearing ia aotion a strip of hard leather, with a rib or angle to the fan. It most be large enough to cover heart, lungs and stomach-pit. and it should be sewn inside the blouse or tunic of course, the looser the better.

LADUtl. N Y.,

INTKBX9UAO TO IKVAUU ARl.KM VII.I.K, COLVMBIA Co.

Jelly 3,1873. R. V. Praat, M. D.: Jimr $in—Your favor is just received. I intended to have written to you several weeks since concerning the improvement in my health, which is now very apparent. 1 have used one bottle of Favorite JPrsscription. with the suits, although I will admit I was somewhat discouraged after its use (for a short time only). I took it under very disadvantageous circumstances—having the supervision of the honse. and during the season of "house clean Jug," was obliged, through the incompetency of help, to do note than 1 ought, and, of course^ suffered dreadfuliv, lifted when I ought not to have raised my hand, and did all I could to firing "order out of chaos,"—but upon laying aside all cares and continuing the remedy, I find after using one bottle, to be so much benefitted that I have dt#conttn»ed the with no return of the symptom* of Wfeich I wr.-v yon. I have suffered terribly ikiiit added to my distress was the of not procuring relief from ordinary source*, at times it ssrtsed abrr* ir-*ible to stand, sogi was tl All of these *e»n«or*li» ptlns have disappeared, thev wet td at times I could hardly walk wl:i_„: some, external pressure. Tht-v seem to r.Te left me like magi*, sudoenly,a have sad no all other sym| 3» have b«« ••••iiuved The Were wenknewi aw8 have disappeared, and I can fi »f» stairs w" comparative ease now. I »*w*M ha.t Unformed ytm ere this of ivr Improvement, for* 1 appreciated it, b«t I wss fearful it was rlv *—wieftt benefit I was reeeivifisg, It sufficient time has elapsed,!* eoatider the

Va-,-

II111 I^.W'iWpUI.'-1fti..'~'--y£•"

HEDGES'CHAMPION BAKING POWDER.

Is the Most Economic*! Baking

Powder for he Consumer in n*e.

WHY?

Because it is full strength, consequently fifty per cent, cheaper than any other Powder sola. It reqaires less quantity.

Contains no injurious acids. Is warranted chemically pore. Will make better, lighter and more nutrl Uons Biscuits. Rolls, Muffins,

Hedges' Champion Baking Powder

Will make twenty pounds more bread from a barrel of flour than can be done by any other Baking Powder.

No time required for dough to rise, but bake in a hot, quick oven, as soon as mixed. Hedges' Champion saves Eggs, Shortening, Milk, etc.

The efficacy of its worth, in this respect, can be tested by the following delicate cake recipe: Two coffee cups white sugar and one-half cup butter, one coffee cup cold water, three cups of flour, whites of four eggs, three teaspoons HEDGES'CHAMPION BAKING POWDER, one and a half teaspoonful Hedges' Concentrated extract Vanilla.

It is put up in neat packages of quarters, halves and pounds, for family use. And in five, ten and twenty-five pound cases for convenience mt hotels.

Packed in barrels or boxes, as desired. Manufactured at the Laboratory of

Is without doubt the most elegant BAIR DRESSER in the world. A lady's toilet is not complete without it. We are aware this may seem arrogant, but the many testimonials we have had in its favor warrant us in making the assertion.

It prevent* the hair from falling off, and gives it a softness and beauty that no other preparation can. wholly freo from pro operties, delloat

i/,5/

Pastry, Puddings,

etc., than made from fermented yeast. The Champion, wherever Introduced, has taken the lead with all lovers of pure and economical articles, and has given universal satisfaction, as is being acknowledged by all.

Yoa get what yon pay for. It is put up full net weight lu each size pack-

it is uniform in quality. It is made of select and pure materials. Persons with the most delicate and sensitive stomachs can eat Biscuits, Bread, etc., made with the Champion with impunity, when Bread made irom fermented yeast gives dis tress, and can not ia many cases be retained on the stomach.

FACTS FOR HOUSEKEEPERS.

W. N. HEDGES A CO.

Southeast corner of Main and Center sts., Springfield, O

For sale by all Retail Dealers.

The following are our Wholesale Agents in Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Pittsburg and TerreHaute

DAGGET & CO., Manufacturer's Depot, Indianapolis, Ind.

HULMAN A COX, Terre-Haute, Ind.

H. L. STILES & CO-, Cincinnati, O.

REYMER A BRO., Pittsburg, Penn.

E E S

COCOA KREMOLW

OTFF\ PATROLS WILL PLEASE

Irritating and hnrtful

It possesses all the peculiarly bland

Cures all cutaneous eruptions, and renders the scalp white, soft and healthy. It is the cheapest because its effects are the best and most lasting. It is prepared with the greatest care, andperfamtd with the most delicate perfumeries the market affords.

Sold at a price that ts at the command of every one. Prke 60 cents per bottle.

Manufactured at the Laboratory of

W. N. HEDGES *»CO.,

Southeast corner of Main and Center HIS., Springfield, O.

GULICK & BERRY, Agents, Terre-Haute, Ind,

BROWNING A SLOAN. Agents. rv Indianapolis.

JOHN D. PARK, Ascent. Cincinnati, O.

«•*All druggists and country merchants are handling it.

R.HEDGES\PULMONI

LIFE BALSAM

VERY LARGE BOTTLES FOR 50 CENT

Is prompt, reflnble. safe and pleasant, consequently the tireatMt Remedy of the An tor Onutths.Coid*. UronehlUs. Pnetimouia, Whooping Googh, Oonp, and all Pulmonary Afl^ollons.

PoRttltaljr the most reliable remedy In the market f«r what It ft roeommetided. The untied roicu of all that have ttMdft to eeoogh to prove Its wonderfol effects ta arrest' ing aildlwMMs of Throat tad Langs.

CommnipUve* Rhoald not rect anUl they try Dr. H«Ifas' Pulmonic Life Balsam. prlmarUy becanws it will in the e»d mm to them iKHttki aeeondartty, because will give to tbera comftM-t and freedom troai mmghlnK.

Every foreruanw or prodacerof Consumption, as Coogbs, A«thmm Bronchitis, etc., Kfe lSlnk

Dc-

«. «.

,dk«l Je

suit# perMn~~ni. A oi v.r I-:--' *WK» lor later-: tu:, kindncw Stt «lvi«4ag me. tmtv.

Mm M.

T. ll Is rompoeed anlirely at b?ri»al balaamJe medlclnw. «. It the imt po^Bfiu- a«Akia* la the market.

Beeatwe phytielani ar4 preaertblng It. OMkDMcnqrtolyiliithiulMilltvfll ai. -e without Ik

Msatflwiufd at the Lahore^:? ot

WholesalerTradrof ,Terre-Haute.

HULMAN & COX,

WHOLESALE GROCERS,

AND DEALERS IN ALL KINDS OF

Domestic and Foreign Wines'and Liquors,

DEXHTG BLOCK,

TERRE-HAIJTE, ODIMA.

URIAH JEFFERS. ELISHA HAVENS, ROBERT GEDDES,

U. R. JEFFERS & CO.,

Commission Merchants!!

AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN

STAPLE AND FANCY NOTIONS,

WHITE GOODS, SHIRTS, BUCK GLOVES,

Exclusive Agents for all Piece Goods made by the Vigo Woolen Mills

L. A. BURNETT,

WHOLESALE DEALER IN

LUTHER, HIDES, FOBS,

PELTRIES,

SHOE FINDINGS,

TANNERS' OIL

AXD ROUGH LEATHER, 140 Main Street,

Terre-Haute, Indiana.

Pnlmaalr

There ar« ten w*WB» why every fiimlly ahonld hare Dr. Hedges* Pnlmonte Ltn» Bal1. It to the Large bottl«a Put e^nta. .1 It to moch pl«Mant to take.

S.H tsmwrirtfretasL

S«^

W.N.«KXaBS4 0Qu

oorner of Main and Gen tec «£L 84M/O

*y DraagM* and ptmBt^M^

& «v St:

0&UCK.B •'STfASS&^

..,«MDVXi*a .•ma.y,t

JOHN ». PA.RJCK,

Crawford, O'Boyle & Co.,

EXLUSIVEIY

"WHOLESALE

BOOTS & SHOES!

180 Main Street, Terre-Haute, Indiana

WON STEAM BAKERY.

TUT nAATT

M. UUUJDL,

I, „JSAM IFATM'RPJM2M^HL»:

nil ,i,Miir«^iTrrT^III*1T*r^7Mr MpMMMiww'i*—... —-7 j. 4» Yf ft4*

lEKJKJS-liAUTE SATURDAY "EVENING MAIL, JANUARY 31, 1874

The Mowing Wholesale Honses of TerreHaute are supplied with a Ml stock of FRESH GOODS, whichwillbe sold atBOTTOM PRICES.

Cigars and Tobacco, Flour, Salt, JSails, &c., CORNER MAIN AND FIFTH STREETS, Terre-Haute, Indiana.

TUELL, RIPLEY & BE MING,

EXCLUSIVE

WHOLESALE DRY GOODS!! 604 MAIN STREET,

Ac.

NO. 622 MAIN STREET, TERREHAIJTE, INDIANA.* All orders promptly attended to. nan

PRICES OF TO-DAY AND NOT TO-MORROW,

Unless agreed upon by Special Contract.

HIDES, green trimmed 7@ 8 do preen salt cured trimmed- 8A 9 do dry flint, trlmmed„ 12a 16 do dry salt, trimmed 10® 12 KIP AND CALF, green 00 ll (Long Hair, damaged price.) SHEEP SKiNS, Nos. 1 to (. 25ai 50 BUTCHERS TALLOW 6 RACCOON. Nos. to

5® 60

MINK, Nos. 1 to 4 10§2 00 OPPOS8UM, cased and open 6@ 8 MUSKRAT, Nos. I to 8....!. 5® 8 OTTER, Nos. 1 to

1 00@5 00

SKUNK. No. 1, black 10§ 60 do vridnnnd narrow stripe.. 103| 20 FOX, Red and Grey „.... 30@1 00

FRANK HEINIG & BRO

Mannfaotnrers of all kinds of

Crackers, Cakes. Bread

AltXt

A N

DEALERS IN

Foreign & Domestic Fruits,

FANCY A 8TAPLE GROCERIES, L.AFA YKTTB STRKKT, (Between the two Railroads,) 21-tf. Terre-Haute, Ind

"rcc™*°KTO

J. COOK & SON,

„JIH01EUUi Aim BETin, DEUER Of

HARDWARE

AND

152 and 154 Main St, Terre-Haate.

^JlGENTS FOR THE

Horney Richmond Ptow.

CUTLERY,

T?H. RIDDLE,,..,

WMOLSUU OXAICK KJT

Millinery, Straw Goods, Lad6s,

RIBBON FAinr GOODS, Ac.

Will Boplicate IndlaniipoliJi. (IndnaaU or Clkic«|ro Bills. Trade Solicited.

Good ¥^e SoI!cTtedL^ T. a. IIB9LE, l«l Sate ML, T«m8aa«e.

S.* LI STEAT7S

VR9LSSALE BEALEB

Milliiiery and Fancy Goods,

^. Hosiery, Corsets. Trimmings, &e.,

149 SIW 8T-, TEUSORACT^, IK1).

H. S. RICHARDSON & CO.,

A11W VKALKRg 131 -w-

China, Glass and flueensware,

JOBBERS AMD BCALEm IX

5 t»dsl sttwillaa aM teer«raHjwil»«i» lss» imsind. WE HAMS

rt.cio

ISO

vnri

W vmi

A NRSCCAI.TR.

liligfc,Cimt Alley, Wmtwwtm Irtl swsd Itt, WtwUk

Planing Mills.

4**

CLIFT& WILLIAMS,

M»nnhwtarerao!

Sash, Doors, Blinds,

WINDOW & DOOR FRAMES,

MOULDING BRACKETS

BTAIB RAILING, BALLUSTERS,

Newell Posts, Flooring, Siding,

And all descriptions ot

FINISHING LUMBER.

Wholesale and Betallldealers in

Pine Lumber, Lath & Shingles,

Slate Roofing,

AND ROOFING FELT.

Custom Sawing, Planing and Wood Tarn Ing done to order. All work warranted. Cbf. Ninth dt Mulberry Streets. #-tf.

FIEH FAMOUS

LOW EESERVOm

Are Suited fo all Climates,

AND FAMOUS FOR SEIKO

BEST TO USE! CHEAPEST TO BUY II EASIEST TO SELL!II

Famous for doing more sad BETTER COOKINQ,

BONA IT

Qntcker and Cheaper Than any 8tov«oftle eo«t.

FAMOUS FOB GIVINO

8sti8&etlo& Ev&rywhere, IITDBUVQ Especially Adapted

TO TQS

mil

S6USSI8U,

soXtX

jsnt

Excelsior MauuiacturiugCom'y,

NT.LOVIA.MO.,

AND

Smith & Townley,

|JNION

Terrellnnie. Iud

Christian College,

tMERonr, atji.MVAX to., imd.

This a flwt-ci'»s« cdllcge, and

totakoflr- ink Uu» Leaebemaf In diana aud I Hi not*, wilt well to patronise thin Iiu-UtuUon and Lectures on Itosefttng', during Hp* ing Term.

ForCntaloKoeand

MBROM,Ind.,

c"11•»•«*

•t •'A*

S«WS WW®***

F& SQJ£S

BOILER

_iA2STD

Sheet Iroa Works*

F1RSX STREET,

Betweaa Walsat and Peylurf]

ALL BOILERS

Hereafter made will oe

Tested by Government lagpec*

tin.

Everything Warranted Perfect AND

Satisfaction Guaranteed.

ALL KINDS OF

BOILERS MADE,

AND ALL KINDS OP

Sheet Iron Work Done,

At Price* an Low an at anjr gli«p

in the State.

REPAIRING

OF ALL KINDS

DONE 02V SHOE 1 NOTICE. ee-2m.

^WONDERFUL CURE.

As I am well known In this vicinity, I desire to state thus publicly that niv daughter had Female Weakness, Uterine disease and Vomiting of Blood, being constantly confined to her bed for months. After employing the best medical aid within our reaclv without any avail, and being given nn bv physicians generally, I called on Dr. Heanl of this city, who has restored her to gool health.

This I publish ot

own accord.

(Signed) IiAOfcEL CLEVELAND, LAURA CLEVELAND. State of Indiana, Vigo county ss:

Personally before me, Justice of the Peaeo in and lor the county ot Vigo and State ol Indiana, Rachel Cleveland and L(ium Cleveland, her daughter, who, being duly sworn according to law, depose and say that the foregoing statement given of Dr. Heard In the case of the daughter is true, to which their signatures are appended,

Witness my hand and seal this September 10th, 1873. [Seal] B. DENEIilE, Justice of the Peace.

Lane's Cordial I

—AND-

Blood Purifier.

A safe and reliable medicine, for purifying and invigorating the human system. Composed of purely vegetable substances, combined according to the best methodh known to modern science. It Is not a patent medicine,but is prepared from such well known roots and herbs as yellow dock, stitltngia, mandrake, plpstsaewa, Bine Flag, and others of undoubted curative powers, Tho object of this medicine 1 to cure diseases arising from impure blood, impaired digesMon, and a diseased liver, boiU, tumors, pimpies, blotches, canker, ulcer*, tores, etc., aro only the rrttrnal forms of blood disease. Diseases of the kidneys and bladder, liver, stomach and lungs female weakness, uterine troubh s, as well as rheumatism, neuralgia, erysipelas, gout, disease in the bones dyspepsia, dropsy, all scrofulous manifestations, swelling ot the glands, uloeration oi the internal organs, tubercles, tumors, eruptions, salt rheum, scald head, aa wall as dropsy, emanclation and general debility are some of the

internal forms of blood dis

eases, which disappear with the cause that produced them. That Lane's Cordial is able to purify the blood, there can be

Prepared only by

doing

first-clan w,»rk. Winter Term cotniiiencee Dea. 8rd, l«73. ftprlrtg Term eo«tn»oce« March nth, 1874. iounj? tf Ueir. ,, and ladlos Who dexfre fl

doubt, but this would be only half the work it will also enrich the blood and ttrengthen the system tone np the organs and 'aring them back to duty, restore appetite and give power to digeM and assimilate the food eaten.

We might print testimonials of the highest order, but we prefer to let the "Cordial" speak for Itself its own evidence will for outweigh any that can be adduced by certificates. Its best recommendation ia, th'tt Ueure*. We ask for It a trial.

D. Lane & Co.,

Chewistssnd MsnofMlBg Sregktiii

ST. LOUIS, MO.

Nov. H, im. no^'ml ev5 whe^!P*rtab,C

PLATFORM SCALES,

OOIDDCTOR

THE HIOHE8f€AIH PUCK PAID FOR

ronr «»od*, rhe right ar-

We are responsible only ioi therefore be sure Mist yoa get Mcie, Un*' tlxsue paper,

Lane's Cordial," wrapped in yalk«r prepared by G.D. LANE A CO.

Dros,f1"1****

DEJPO'l', HAY,

RAIE.ROA» TRACK ALEI.

Addwwa If. J. KEELER, 20S Xorth Stti Street,

»e«*d for Cirrnlitr. TrKRC-HAtTE, !]»»,

CATTLE,

Bippet«e%

Too will find

MDCUBi,

COFfEEa,

TKAH, «.f r-

DUCK,"