Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 4, Number 11, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 13 September 1873 — Page 3

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ABSOLUTION.

BY OCTO.

I am sorry." &4

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J*o yoa are not, ««I will do better." Be tier than what?"

Bettor than yoa, air." Coaldnt, If yoa tried." Men are conoel«*l." Can't be denied."

I have been thinking—" "Ah. that ne w*!" We should part kindly."

Jmt yoa choose."

Yoa are unfeeling 1" Yoa are In u-ain!' None of .your bmlneM P* tio It appears!"

Carel«« and ncomfal Ah, not no fant!" But I forgive you." Walt till youTe aaked.'

Now I am going." We cannot part!" What l» to hinder?" Fate, and—iny heart."

What are yoa saying?" You will be mine?" You are so pr«5lous!" You are divine."

LITTLE PEOPLE,

A little girl In school being asked what a cataract or water rail was, rolled that it was hair flowing »?er somehlng, she didn't know what.

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A merchant who has a class in Sunday school asked. "What is solitude?" and was visibly disturbed when a miserable boy answered, "The store that don't advertise."

Littlo Gtrnnle sprinkled ber mothor'B new ninety dollar hat. Hhe thought it a 'tunnin' flowor darden." Howls were beard in that neighborhood for the next half hour.

Visitor to mamma: I have sotno sad news for you, my d»»ar voar doctor, Mr. Ornshliono, died this morning." Jimmy (one of sis:) "Then we shan't have any moro babies, uia, shall we

A little boy, during the JJible lesson at school, was asked by his tcacher what the sailors did when they ligb toned the ship hi which Paul was. "Turned ou tho gas," was the little fellow's reply. of an elocutionist has been

discovered*in I)mbury. llo read thirteen chapters of Webster's last volume to his father tho other evening, and the old gontleinan becamo so nbsorbeu In the recital that he fell out of a chnir and hurt his spino.

How do yau compare full?" asked a teaebnrof a little pupil lust getting initiated into tho mysteries of grammar. "Positive full, comparative fuller. superlative fullest," he answered. Johnny Todd, who stood next in the class, ahoutod wrong. "How is it, Johnny?" asked the teacher. "Positive full, comparative fuller, superlative slop over."

A scho»l boy being requested to write a composition upon the subject of "pins," produced tho following: "Pins aro very useful. They have saved the lives of a great inany men, women, and chlldron—In fsct whole families." "How so?" asked the puzzled teacher and tho boy replied, "Why, by not swallowing them." This matches the storv of the other boy who defined salt as "the stud that makes the potatoes tasto bad when you don't put on any."

A clerical gentleman, in examining a Sunday school, asked the class before birn If any of them could tell him antthing about tho apostle Peter. A little girl raised her hand, touch to the gratification of the examiner. "Como up hero, my good little girl," said he "I am glad you remember your Bible losNon so woll. Now tell the other girls and boys what you know of St. Peter." The llttlo girl was quite willing: "Peter, Peter, punkin eater, had a wifoand couldn't koep her he put her In a—." but before she could get tbe "punkin shell" tho school was in a roar.

There are some kind souls left in Da* trolt. A boy about ten years of age, leading a lively little dog, called at the Central Station and asked if that was the place whero thoy shot dogs? Being answered in the aftlrmatlve, he said "Well, please shoot my poor little Dan. He's an awful good dog, and he plays with tho baby all day but father's dead, and mother's sick, and 1 can't raise money to get a license." Then turning to the nog, the bov stroked him, spying: "Poor Dsn 1 how Billy will cry whon I tell him you are dead 1"

Great big toaro rolled down the boy's faoe, and in a little time those around him made up a purse sufficient to save his dos, and a person wont with him after the license. Tbe boy'seyes fairly sparkled at this unexpected luck, ami, speaking to the dog, he cried out: "You're sav&i let's go right borne to Billy l" "rt?r»t», ADAM, PtTLL

There was a lad In Ireland who was put to work at a linen factory and, while at work tliere, a piece of cloth was wanted to be sent out, which was short of the quantity that it ought to havo but the master thought it might be tnad* the length by a little stretching. Ho therefore unrolled the cloth, taking hold of one end of it himself, and placing the boy at the other. He tben said, "Pull, Adam, pull!"

The mast«r pulled with all bis might, bat the boy stood still. The master again said, "pull, Adam, pall!"

The boy said, "I csn't," Why not?" aaid the master. Itacanse it Is wrong,'* said Adatn and he refused to pull.

Upon this tbe master said be would not do for a linen manufacturer but that boy became Rev. Adam Clarke, and tho strict principles of honesty of his youthful age laid the foundation for bis future greatnees. wmcaf

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ENOCH HOIOm SOWS'

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a cubatitnte for Soap for all Housetold purposem except washing clothes.

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for Cleaning your Hoase will save the labor or one cleaner., Give It a trial.

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for Windows Ubetter than Wbltlntf or Water. No removing curtains and carpets.

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cleans Palm and Wood, In fact thefsentire boua*, better than Soap. No slopping. Saves labor. Yoa can'l afloril to be without it,

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fen- HcourinK Knives in better and cleaner thail Bath Brick. Will not *1 scratch. f*

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Is belter than rtoap and Band for polishing Tinware. Brightens with-, out scratching.

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Polishes Bras and Coppt-r utensils better than Acid or Oil and ltolteu,,,, Stone.

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for Waiihlng Dishes and CJlnsswara'' Is Invaluable. Cheaper than Soap.

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remeves Hialns Irom Marble Mantels, Tables and Htatnnry, from H^d-fluished Walls, and from China and Porcelain.

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remove* Htalns and Grease from Carpets and Other woven fabrics. There la no «ne article kaosn (hat will lo so many kfn«ln ©f work and do it as well as S»apoll«. Try H.

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a new un«l wonderfully elfeotlve Toilet Soap, having no equaliu this country or abroad.

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as an article for the Bath, "reaches the foundation" o. all dirl, opens tlie |ores and elves a healthy action uud brilliant tint toihe skin.

HAM) SAPOLIO

Cleanses and lieaulitU-s tlie HUlu, instantly removing any stain or blemish from both hauds and face.

HAND SAPOLIO

is without a rival in the world for curl nR or preventing roughlies* and chapping or either hands or fnco.

HAND SAPOLIO

removes Tar, Pitch, Iron or Ink Htains and Gicase for workers in Machine Shops. Mines, etc.. Is Invaluable. For making the Skin White and Soft, and giving to it a "bloom ol beauty," It is unsurpassed by any Cosmetic known.

HAND SAPOLIO

•costs 10 to 15 cents per cake, aud every body should have It. You will like It.

Don't Fail to Try These Goods.

Bay II ofynnr merchant If he has it or will praeur® it for yon. If not, then write for our Pamphlet, "All abont Ma polio," and it will be mailed free.

i:\och horoan^ nonk.

20 I'ark Place, X. Y., or 99 West 2nd St., Cincinnati. O. (Jun-lleow-ly.

NION 8TEAM#BAKERY.

FRANK HEINIG TC BRO.

Mauufactorers of all kinds

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Crackers, Cakes. Bread

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Foreign & Domestic Fruits,

FANCY STAPLE GROCERIES,

JNDIANA

State Fair

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(Between the two Railroads,)

31.tf, Tene-Msnte, lad.

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The following Is strictly true Ala* dy recently slopped at one of the Chicago hotois with her 1UM© son. The boy was not perfectly satisfied with matters and thing* at the dinner table, and expressed himself frequently to that offrct. Tbe mother Anally aroae and remarked, In an undertone, to the youthful offender The only KxposlUoo In Am*rfm rmubln stairs and I will attend to your case. |n*h b«nch«M»f imiuMry, itKdading live The lad understood at once what at- «t«rk in one grand exhibition. tending to his case" meant, but then* Article* will tie received from AngostS, was an Important matter of detail to U»« ©p*ai»g day wftlch he was painfully anxious to have Trial of Fans Intplrineittft more fully explained so, pulling back* Osesmenc** t«*pt+mber tk and e»jiUR«t4* ward on tho hand of his mother, h« antii completed blubbered out, in a vol* loud enough Nb«w si Lite Ntetk, to be heard over moat of the well-filled u,?

Exposition.

September 10, to October 10,1873,

dining room: "Say, mother, are yon |0 ^mmence HetHewtW ®, and eontlnae going to take your hand or yoursilp- aatll theeiwseofih# Kxpmiuan per?" The enthusiasm over this brief ip|iilfsUsB Ibr Npsre address wss unbounded. Puor little be made imasedlsuijr. Bend for follow, how often hare we wanted M» application*and Pmnium List, know the thing ourselfI With aj

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37,0%' State Bmri of Agrt^ltor*. —1st, Clond, (Minn.) Journal. i«4Ua»p«H*, l»d

Ti^KKE-HAUTE SATURDAY EVENING MAIL. SEPTEMBER 13. 1873.

Wholesale Trade of Terre-Haute.

The followii^ Wholesale Houses of TerreHaute are supplied with a full stock of FRESH GOODS, whichwillbe sold atBOTTOM PRICES.

.. HULMAN & COX,

WHOLESALE GROCERS,

AND DEALERS IN ALL KINDS OP

Domestic and Foreign Wines and Liquors,

Cigars and Tobacco, Flour, Salt, Nails, Ac.,'

TUELL, RIPLEY & DEMEfG,

EXtXl'SIVE

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WHOLESALE DRY GOODS!!

:::'TL 604 MAIN STREET,

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TERRE-1IAIJTE, IWDIA1TA.

Commission Merchants!! A2fl

Planing Mills.

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CLIFT& WILLIAMS,

WHOLESALE DEALEBS IN

STAPLE AND FANCY NOTIONS,

WniTE GOODS, SniRTS, BUCK GLOVES, Ac

Exclusive Agents for all Piece Goods made by the Vigo Woolen Miile, NO. 022 MAIN STBEET, TERKE-llAUTE, INDIANA.

All orders promptly attended to.

WITTIG- &c CO.

WHOLESALE DEALERS AND

COMMISSION ^MERCHANTS,

In Notions, Fancy Goods, White Goods,

Hosiery, Cutlery, Spool-Cotton, &c.,

149 MAIN STREET, BETWEEN FIFTH ABTD SIXTH. Vi

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Sash, Doors, Blinds,

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MOULDING BRACKETS

STAIR RAILING, BALLU8TER8,

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NeweH Posts, Flooring, Siding,

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FINISHING LUMBER.

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CoRtom ftawlng, Pinning and Wood Torn' lnt don* to order. All work WMrultu, Or. HxnXk 4 MmUmry Or*et*.

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ELISHA HAVENS. ROBERT GEDDES.

U. R. JEFFERS & CO.,

BOILER

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Sheet Iron Works,

FIRST STREET, J" ff## V|

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Satisfaction Guaranteed.

ALL kinds op

BOILERS MADE^

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Sheet Iron Work Done.

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N. KATZENBACH.

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DONE on BOOM JTOTWK.

Wholesale Trade of Terre-Haute.

The following Wholesale Houses of TerreHaute are Supplied with a Ml stock of FRESH GOODS,whichwillbe sold at BOTTOM FRIGES.

N. Elatzenbach & Co.,

HARVrmVBUI

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Wholesale Dealers in Tobaccos, Snuff, &c.,

193Jl&iii Street, Terre-Haute, Ind.

Crawford, O'Boyle& Co.

i^CLVSlVELY

WHOLESALE

BOOTS & SHOES!

... 180 Main Street, Terre-Haute, Indiana

L. A. BURNETT,

WHOLESALE DEALER IX

Leather, Hides, Furs, Peltries,'

SHOE FINDINGS, TANNERS' OIL AND ROUGH LEATHER, .146 Main Street, Terre-Haute, Ind.

BUTTON & HAMILTON,

Confectionery,

SUCCESSORS TO

O. BARTLETT & CO.,

"Central Book Store,

No. 525 Main Street,

S. Xj. STRAUS,

WHOLESALE DEALER IN

Millinery and Fancy Goods Ho8iery, Cor8et8, Trimmings, &c.,»

149 JI.US 8T- TERRE-IIA UTE. IXD.

W. H. SCUDDER,

Wo. 104 main Street,

"V KEROSENE LAMM, fte.

CHINA, GLASS, and

MASON AND WIRE-TOP FEUIT JAKS AND JELLY CANS.! AV

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LOWEST CASH PRICES.

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AND RETAIL DEALER IN

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HARDWARE AND CUTLERY,'1

152 and 154 JIain St., Terre-Haute.

AGENTS FOR THE

Homey Richmond Plow.

T. H. RIDDLE, 2

V"—••••" WHOLESALE DBALER IN

Millinery, Straw Goods, Laces,

RIBBONM,

FAHTCir GOODS,

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Will Duplicate IndiiuiapoliH, Cincinnati or Chicago Bills. .1 Good Trade So"-'—-• Solicited.

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T. H. RIDDLE, 191 M«ln St., Terr«.HutC.

E. a HAMILTON.

MANVFACTIIRER OF And Wb«leMl« D««l«r In

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WHOLESALE AMD RETAIL DEALER

In Queengwarel Glassware, Chandeliers^

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FIRE WORKS, WITTS. FRUITS, CIGARS AND SYRUPS,

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fr JJorth nlde, Metropolitan Block,Terre-Haute, Ind.

THEO. STAHL,

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I call particular attention to COUNTHY MKROH ANTS, my atock la complete and will duplicate IndUapapolla, Clnclonatl or Kv»n»tTllle Illlla.

J. 10,000aWebolledcitl2en8

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THEO.STAIIL.'»*£,

H)!)aliMiwl.lmMnWMI.rF«nlk.

of Terre-Haute and

Yidnlty, to help bny out our Splendid Stock

WARE, which we are wiling at

H. S. RICH ARSON & CO..

Mali fltrtet, Tor. of Alley, fcetw«ea »rd aad 4th, NerU IWe.5

PLATFORM SCAXES^3

WAGON. WAGON, DEPOT,

IIAY,

Aad RAILROAD TRACK SCALES, Ctall oa or Addn»«s M.i. KBfiLER, 903 North Sth Street,

•tad Iter Ctrcalar. TKRRE^BAUTK,

RAI.\. CATTLE* MINES'*,