Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 3, Number 46, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 17 May 1873 — Page 3

FLASHES OF FUN.

From lh« Daabqry News.] The sound of the now spring boot is heard In the church «islde.

Early garden stuff is oorainff up fine* ly, owing ton warm sun sod

the hens

next door, A man weighing three hundred ana twenty-five goanas visited one of our photograph galleries on Monday, to get a shadow picture.

A Methodist clergyman In this conference was recently so deeply impressed with the evil of chewing tobacco, that he gave up the habit and went to smoking.

Workmen at San Andrdai, Cat., have dicovered what they call a petrified ham, sixty leet below the surface.— [Exchange.

Eggs may be (ound in the next layer, Every other woman you meet new has a little four-cornered paper bundle in her band, which she holds straight ahead of her, by the thumb and forefinger, so that no other woman will see it.

There is something interesting in observing two women looking disdainfully at each other, but when two old ladies whose front teeih are gone curl tho lip of scorn, the effect is very depressing.

A crowd of quarrelsome peoplo wore dispersed from the front or a Munson street residence, in a very singular and sudden manner, Saturday night. A stranger, visiting the family, slipped into the crowd nnpercelved, ma, extending nn inverted bat, announced that ho would take up a collection. Two minutes later, he stood there alone with not a single member of the turbulent mass to be seen in any direction.

The most accommodating man we ever saw was he who was captain of a steamship whirch plied between New York and Port Royal, during the war. One day a soldier iost his enp overboard. and went to the captain about it. The old gentleman said it was Impossible to stop tho vessel to recover it, but ho kindly offered to make a mark .on the rail where It went overboard, and got it when he came back. We saw him mako the mark ourselves, and well remomber, that In all that motley crowd there

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not a dry eye.

Onoofthe best cement cellar floors In this town is that of a Pine street res ident, and tho one who sincerely and even profanely regrets this fact is the man himself. His wife left a plate of broad padding on the cellar stairs, Saturday, to cool for dinner, and unknown to her went down thore for pitcher of cider. When he and the pudding n-et there was a time, His wife hoard an awful crash which almost paralysed her, but before she could movo to see what was tho matter he came tearing into the kitchen with one hand on his pistol pocket, and the other swinging mysteriously in the air, and a stroak of steaming pudding the whole length of his back, and he was shrieking camphor and profanity at every leap.

UOLDEN THOUGHTS.

of the lins to

Forgiveness: A kiss heal a stab at the hoart. Men of the smallest caliber arc generally tho greatest bores.

Lies are hiltlcs* swords, which cut tho hands that wield them. A saint is inwardly pious when he is not outwardly prosperous.

A wounded conscience is able to unparadiso Paradise itself.—[Fuller. No man was evor so much deceived by another as by himself.—[Lord Qreville.

Kxperlence Is an excellent schoolmaster, but ho does charge such dreadful wages.

It Is good in fever and much better in anger, to have tho tongue kept clean and smooth.

A inind too active and vigorous wears away the body, us tho finest jowels do soonest wear ihoir settings.

Do not dread possiblo worldly trials: porhans they will never come, and If they do, God will strengthen you.

Success in life is vory apt to make us forget tho time wheu we weren't much. It isjust so with a frog on a jump—he can't remember when ho was a tadpole —but other folks can.

Naturo is very careful to provide against scarcity. In the moral world It Istlioeaino, Goodness and beauty He thick around us, in spite of sin and sorrow and wrong of all kinds.

When you cannot see how you are to •get along,' visit a few of your sick or poor neighbors, and then come back and try again. If it does not. seem to work well, repeat the prescription, taking with you sorno little delicacy or comfort.

DON PIATT, iu a philosophical dissertation upou tho extravagant cost of spittoons for Congress, recommends a portable one for each member and savs "As each carries his tobacco box why not his spittoon, through the use of which in cars and about hotels n.nd at private houses ho could save tho carpets of hiM friends and the dreoses of women? We know that your experienced tobacco chewors expectorate rtith the aecnraey of a rifle shot across a room into the bars of a grate, but the fears of nervoua people that there may bo a random snot at times should bo taken into account. W"e knew once, for ex* ample, when the lato Win. Polk, brother of th» President, and ex-Min-istor to Naples, was firing at a distant grate with Ned Dlckerson, a great dandy at the time, sitting alarmingly noar tho lino of practice, Ned could uot resist the impulse of drawing back at each explosion. Polk observing this,

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Youtm man, don't Uo that. If you

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Attorney at Law,

COR. FOURTH AXD MAiy STS,

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0 K. DINSMOOR, M. D.

Homoepathic Physician

OFF1C OX il's STREET, Bitw««a 4th Mn4 3lhRl«..nxl4Mr Foatrr Brother*. R«sidenot on 4th rtrwt, bet. Swan and Oak.

OflN Itoani from 9 to 10A. x.,2 to land 7 toS r. *. Dr. D. having had m*tir rall« for cam* of m«vllcln» and ooolw on dommlc pructlce. h«« arranged to r.ipply all wlto m*y dccirt to procure the aante. mayto-tx

1,T) PAPERS FOR 8 A UK AT TttlSOrflce, 60 cent* a hundred.

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DR. DAUGHERTY

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Terre*Haate, Indiana A v^sn iv|i

To ascertain whether your ease li curable one or not an early rail wonld be advisable. Jfany|Ilsei»ee* are curable To-day—To-morrow or next week may be too late.

We shall remain long enough In Terre-Haate to give all who commence Treatment with us a favorable opportunity of contlnnlng until a radical care Is established. Peeling confident after years of experience In the treatment of Chronic Diseases, and having cured many alter having been discharged from some of tbe most prominent Hospitals and Infirmaries of Europe and this couutry, we feel Justlllablejn oflerlug our services to the public. Previous located at No. 148 lection of Anatomical specimens west of New York city

loos to the treat lire of October 8th and Oth, 1871, we were permanently South Clark street, Chicago, where we were exhibiting the largest col alcal specimens west of New York city.

No Calomel or Other Mineral Poisons Used.

Among the diseases which readily yield under ourselentifiotreatraebtare the following: DISEASES OF THE EYE, Sore and inflamed eyes and lids, droo reti«, syphilitic lrretls, scrofulous acrobat:

Catarrh is cured in all its forms in irom ten days to three months. Asthma in all Its forms and matter how long standing. Alldlsease of the throat, heart, liver, kidneys, bowels, stomach, bladder and urinary organs.

DISEASES OF LUXGS, CAXCER,

Incipient Consumption, Bronchial Consumption, Catarrhal Consumption, Scrofulous Consumption, and Dyspeptic Consumption, in their incipient stages, are curable by us, Hundreds have oeen cured alter having been given npas hopeless and are to-day enjoying perfoct immunity from tnburcle deposits in the lungs though previously afflicted with them.

ALL DISEASES TO WHICH EEMALES ARE SUBJECT,

Are treatea with unparalleled success. Having made TTterlne Diseases a specialty for over fwenty years, we invite all suffering females to call and investigate our views, and obtain our opinion before giving up in despair. The lollowing diseases we have not failed to cure In a tingle case, where the patient followed our instructions: Cancer, Fit*. Cartarrh, Asthma, Piles, Fistula, Dropsy, Syphilitic and Private Diseases, Rheumatism and Neuralgia.

We will forfeit $300 or pay the patient for a case, In which we give encouragement, of disease we fall to cure: provided the patient will pledge himself to pay us $500 when cured. And we challenge the entire Medical Profession or the United States to excel us

any disease we fall to cure: provided the patient will pledge himself to pay us $500 when cured. And we challenge the entire Medical Profession or the United States to exc In the treatment of those diseases we have for over twenty-years made a specialty.

TO THE AFFLICTED:

We would remark that we wish it borne In mind that in this system of practice, Electiclsrn, there is no such word as fall in the theatment of the most stubborn cases, os considered by other practitioners. Such cases are mere playthings In our hands. We have in this system of practice over one thousand remedial agencies to make selections from. Believing, as we do. in tlie goodness of God, that for every malady flesh is heir to we have on our soil a sure, safe and speedy remedy, hence we can warrant cures with that spirit of confidence of wliich only our knowledge can give.

Our remedies are extracts from tbe Vegetable Garden, prepared under our own supervision, the purity of which we have full knowledge and know to a certainty of the results lor which we Intend them. No proscriptions to be wrongly prepared at the druggists. No guessing. No trifling. We know the moment we examine a patient the probability of a cure and the time required. No disappointment as to results. Patients begin to derive benefit from the first and so continue until a radical cure is established. Hence we do not make sick to make well. We are frank and deeisive irf1 our opinions and views irrespective of the feelings of others. Hence In conclusion we would say to the aflllcted, your life is your own. You have to Buflfer, not those who may be superstitious as to our system of practice as all old fogies are. Old School Physicians are prejudiced, and ever will be, against those who are far more successful in the treatment of diseases than they are or possibly can be for we have devoted over a quarter of a century to this system of treatment, and practiced successfully among many thousands. Letters from some of tbe most prominent men living can be seen at our offices.

Confidential Cases Treated as Such.

OFFICE HOURS—From 9 A. M. till 12 nnd from 1 till 4 p. M. and 7 to 8 in the evening. Sundays from 10 A. M. till 4 p. M. Consultation at the office free. All letters for Advioe containing a Fee of One Dollar (31) will receive prompt attention. Medicine and treal-nu-nt sent to all parts of the country. Address all letters to

DR. DAUGHERTY.

TO MAKE A CHANGE!

I hereby offer my whole stock of goods, the finest and :*ullest in the city, comprising fine Gold and Silver Watches, Gold Chains, Fine Jewelry, Diamonds, Solid Silverware, ihe finest stock of Silver-Plated Ware in the city, Tea Sets, Castors, Fruit Stands, Cake Baskets, Spoons and Forks, 18k Rings, Amethyst and other Stone Rings. All my stock in trade at

SLAUGHTERING LOW PRICES AT COST,

And some Goods at half their Cost!

This being the best opportunity ever offered to the citizens of Terre-Haute and neighboring towns, it is Expected that every one contemplating purchases in this line will avail themselves of it and make early selections, as now the stock is complete, and tirstrate bargains are to be had.

S. R. FREEMAN,

QUEENSWARE!!

I HAVE XOW FINISHED MOVIXC! Ml STOCK TO

9j Main Street,

WHITE and BAND CHINA DINNER nnd TEA SETT*. PREKNED and. IT til.ASSWARF., CROCKF.RY. BRITANNIA and NILVER PLATED AATORN. I.AMtlM. CHANDEMEBN, Af., at Wholeanle and Retail.

I will not bo undersold. Pleaae call and see my goods and prices whethc you wish to boy or not.

-«^THEO. STAHL

of CHINA, GLASS, and QCEEXSWARE, which we are selling at LOWEST CASH PRICES.

H. S. RICH ARSON & CO..

Main WmU («r. of Alley, bftwwn Srd and 4th. Worth Side.

PLATFORM SCALES,

TERRE-HAUTE SATURDAY, EVENING MAIL. MAY 17. 1873.

oping of the lids, film, cataract, rheumatic, li* tic lrretls, and ail diseases of tlie eye.

PARTIAL DEAFNESS,

Noises and Discharges from the Ear, Catarrh of the Middle Ear, Polpya» of the Ear. Mcalls In the Ear. Ulcer in tht Ear, In fact all diseasesof the Ear. Though all cases of Deafness arc not curable, yet nine-tenths are curable under this system of treatment. All Discbarges and Noises in the head and ears are curable and should be attended to at once, as these symptoms If allowed to continue, area prolific source todestroy the Hearing to that exient where a cure is impossible.

TERRE HAUTE, INDIANA.

161 Main Street.

Fonrtti Nt„ where I *iop« to*MitII my Custom*rannd

I am receiving goods almost dally and now bavo the Largest Stock in the city,

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10»000ablebod ied citizens of Terre-Haute and vicinity, to help buy out our Splendid Stock

WACSOW, ... DEPOT, i,. HAY. «RAI!f.

And RAIL,ROAD TRACK SCALEI, Ctell on «r Addrewi H. J. REI.ER, MS North *th Street,1 ntm* tor rirrslar. TEKRE-RAtTTK, I5B.

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WINDOW 4k DOOR FRAMES, v«»y »fp

MOULDING BRACKETS

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And all descriptions of

FINISHING LUMBER.

Wjholesale ajjd Betall dealers in

Pine Lumbef, Lath & Shingle's, Slate Roofing,

AND ROOFING FELT.

Custom Sawing, Planing and Wood Turning done to order. All work warranted.

Cor. Ninth dk Mulberry Streets.

9-tf.

NION STEAM BAKERY.

FRANK HEINIG & BRO.

Mannfacturers of all kinds of

Crackers, Cakes. Bread

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:'Vw" CANDY!

DEALERS IN

Foreign & Domestic

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Fruits,

FANCY A STAPLE GROCERIES,

IiAFA YETTB STREET,

(Between the two Railroads,) 21-tf. Terre-llanto. Ind. PARTNERSHIP NOTICE.

Tncundersigucu having formed co-pnrt-erahlpand purchased the shop and bu ness or Mr. Bumuel T. Reese, Intend to carry on the carpenter and house building trade in all its branches.

We solicit the patronage of Mr. Reese's former customers and the public generally, feeling assured that an experience of twen-ty-flve years in the business will warrant us In tho confldenoe within ourselves, at least, of giving general satisfaction. As to oar ability to execute everything in our line of business we would lefer the public to the old and reliable mechanics of our city, S. T. Reese and T. B. Snapp.

All orders for work will be promptly and satisfactorily attended to at the old stand, corner of Seventh and Walnut

J. P. KIMBALL, W. HUNTER.

U8T RECEIVED AT

"J. Schaublin's

Passenienterio & Fringes

Tie* and Collar*, ..

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New Jewelry, New Ilalr ttoeda,

FANCY GOODS,

And Notions. in——

TSAAC BALL,

UNDEKTAKER,

And Embalmer of the Dead,

toexeeato all order* In his Use

with neatnem and dispatch, corner of Thlirl and Cbcny stteetik Terra-Hante. 60-0

"'HEEXCELSIOR

.Automatic Gate,

(Patented March 12lh, 1STS,)

Is a atmple, dcrable and perfect selZ-openlDg and closUng fate. This Is we beliere the ftrwt and only practlcai aad rtUnbU

gate ever offiered to the

ptibllc. The great advantagea In aaTlng Une, an* noyan©e, danger and lom from restle»a born*, and many othenareapparent toali.

Price of Ont-etaM Iron Gntes (doable) complete, and set np to ondler M. Single Gate ftf.

Perfect galUTactton gnaraoteed in every oareor DO sale. Parties wishing to purchase Oalee or Territory should send orders at once.

Address PHILLIPS A MAflAV. d!44n. P. O. Bos Se Terre-Haute, ind

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Ihe following Wholesale Houses of TerreHauteare supplied with a Ml stock of SPRINGS, GOODS, which willbe sold at BOTTOM PRICESi

HULMAN & COX,

WHOLESALE GROCERS,

AND DEALERS IN ALL KINDS OF,

Domestic and Foreign Wines and Liqtiors,

Cigars and Tobacco, Flour, Salt, Nails,„&c.,

COBBTER MAIN AND FIFTH STREETS,

TUELL, RIPLEY & DEMING,

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N. KATZENBACH.

WHOLESALE DRY,600DS!!

604 MAlIf STREET,

DEM I HO BLOCK,

TERBE-HAITE, IKDIMA.

URIAH JEFFER9. ELISHA HAVENS. ROBERT GEDDE&

U. R. EFEERS & CO.,

Commission Merchants!!

AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN

STAPLE AND FANCY NOTIONS,

WHITE GOODS, SHIRTS, BUCK GLOVES, Ac.

Exclusive Agents for all Piece Goods made by the Vigo Woolen Mills.

NO. 632 MAIN STREET. TERBE*IIAUTE, INDIANA.

B®- All orders promptly attended to. "V*

WITTIG Sc CO.,

AND

Wholesale Dealers in Tobaccos, Snuff, &v

103 ]Hain Street, Tcrrollaute, Vncl.

Crawford, O'Boyle & Co.,

EXCLUSIVELY

WHOLESALE

BOOTS & SHOES!

180 Main Street, Terre-Haute, Indiana.

A. BURNETT,

WHOLESALE DEALER IN

Leather, Hides, Furs, Peltries^

8H0E FINDINGS, TANNERS' OIL AND ROUGH 146 Main Street, Terre-Haute, Indr^*"-

WHOLESALE.

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WHOLESALE DEALERS AND try -ys

COMMISSION MERCHANTS,

In Notions, Fancy Goods, White Goods,

Hosiery, Cutlery, Spool-Cotton, &c.,^ 149 MAIN STREET, BETWEEN FIFTH AND SIXTH.

NirCCEMNOR TO

J. COOK & SON,

HARDWARE AND CUTLERY,

WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN

152 and 15# Jlain Nt., Terre-Haute.

AGENTS FOR THE

Horncy Richmond Plow.

T. H. RIDDLE,

WIIOI.EAAI.EDEAI.F.RIX

Millinery, Straw Goods, Laces,

HIIRROX^ FANCY GOODS,

[,, Will Dnpllcafe IndianapoliR, CinHnnafi or Clilraffo Bills. C«ool Trade Solicited. T. If. RIDDI.K. 151 Main St., Terr-Ifaa««.

S. EBTEATJS

Hosiery Corsets, Triminings, &c.,

149 !IA» ST^ TKRRE-HAUTE, IXI.

W. H. SCI DDER,

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