Saturday Evening Mail, Volume 2, Number 49, Terre Haute, Vigo County, 1 June 1872 — Page 2

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[From the Prairie Farmer.] IN JUNE. BY EMILY L. WHITING.

ajfwi&l me that ii% l/UI fragrant wi|i ti

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You dreatn of HII that life may bring In answer to our queattopitt*' When all earth's mlmcle ol btoom, It wrought again In nunny June.

In June!

Aud I am listening silently! f. Yet aU tbe wlilleTO* talk to me. Auotlier acene before me gl. am*,

Another picture haunt* rny .ircam? A abadow reatlo* o'er tlte bloom Of those fo-lr days to come in June, •, In June!

I know how tenderly yoar care, Will twine for me the rw«i rare, When In your anguisbtd pain and loas,

You ahape for UIK a anoW-whlte cronn

-JtJ'•" That I may closo some fragrant bloom. Tbo'collined from tbe ros»e-crowntd June, In June!

And when, with lender, loving care,' You lay me 'neat lithe rotes fair, And'wltn one lingering, laat cares*,

Leave me umld the sllentness— O. love rejoice, that to the blootu «,.j ,«, Of Paradise, I've gone so soon, i*** "-j.it In Jane! I

World notices, among the multitude of -i tbiuga tbatare new to bis eye, tbe gath»ViW wing of agricultural populations into villages. lie hns "been accustomed in his own country to see them dlstribff uted upon the farms they cultivate. tf. '•I"' Tbe isolated farm-lifo,so universal here, oitber does not exist at all in the greator part of continental Europe, or It oxlets as a comparatively modern instltu--1 tion. The old populations, of callings and professions, clustered together lor 2 self-defense, and bnilt walls around themselves. Out from these walls, for miles around, went tbe tillers of tbe soli In the morning, and back into the gates they thronged at nigbt. Cottages were cluste reu around feudal castles, and grew into towns and so 15urope for many centuries was cultivated mainly by people who lived In villages tuid cities, many of which were walletl. and all of which posessed appointments ofdetense. The early settlers in our own country took the same means to & defend themselves from the treacherous Indian. The towns of lladley, Hatfield, Northfleld and Deerrteld, on the

Oonnetticut river, are notable cmtnpies of this klud or building and to this day tbev remain villaues of agrlculturlsts. 'That this Is tho way in which farmers ought to live wo have 4 no question, and wo wish to say a few ,1'y words about it. **'m? Thorelssome reason for tho gonoral disposition o| American men and women to shun agricultural pursuits which the observers and philosophers have been slow to find. We see young men pushing everywhere Into trade, win-* into mochaniual pursuits, into the learnod professions, Into slgnlticaul clerkships, into salaried positions of o\'ery sort that will tako them into towns and

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support and hold them there, it impossible to drive poor people from tho cities with tho threat of starvation, or to coax them with tho promise of better pay and choapor fare. There they stay, and 11 irye, and sicken, and sink. Voung women resort to the shops and the factories rather thsintake service in farmers' houses, wliero thoy jar^ received c.z members or the family 1 yiYMi when they marry, they seek an ul- !.• when practicable, with mechan'.'•ios tuvii tradesmen who live in villages

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THELONELIN ESS OF FARMINQ-.%-m LIFE IN AMERICA. An American traveler in the Old

I and htrge towns. The daughters of tbe Tarmer fly thu rarm at the tirst opportujiity. Tlio towns grow larger all the -"Mime, and, In New Kngland at least, the farms are becoming wider and longer, j»nd the furming population are diminiihed iu numbers, and, in some looal-

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degraded ill, quality pud eliarac-

It nil OOnQ' a lo £l»is. thai Isolated life ihiM! very V.alo slgnlncanoo to a social Tho social life of tho village the city has Intense fascination to Hr»ho lonelv dwellers oh the farm, or to a

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(ireat multitude of them. Especially Is ibis tho case with the young. The voutli of both sexes who bavo seen nothing of tho world hare an overwhelming desire to meet lil'e and to be among tho multitude. They I'eol their

H'm to be narrow In Its opportunities .ind us rewards, and the pulsations of the great social htart that comes to them In rushing trains and pissing steamers and daily newspapers, damp with tho dews of a hundred br.iwa, thrill them with longings tor the places where the rhythmic throb Is felt and heard. They'are not to be blsmod for this. It is the most natural thing In the world. If all or lire were labor—If tbe great object of life were tlHi scraping together a few do lars, if more or less,—why. Isolation without diversion would t»* economy and profit but «t» long as tho oldect of lift* Is life ivltd the best and purest and liapplost that tun come If It, all needleHs Isolation Isacrime against the soul, in that it Is surrender and sacrifice of noblo opportunities.

We sre, therefor*, not sorry to see ftorms growing larger, provided those who work litem will get nearer together and that is what they dught to do.

Vny fanner wbo planis himself and ifcutlly alone—far from possible neighbors—t*kes upon himself a terrible responsibllitv. It Is impossible that he iutd his should be well developed and thoroughly happy there. He will be toraaken In hb» old ago by the very ahildren for whom he made his great aacrtfice. They will fly to the towns f«r the fioclnl food #nu sliiwulws Tor which they'have starved. We never hear of a eolony settling on a eetern itralrl* wtthuut a thrill «f pleasure. It win colonies that ail ought to settle, and In village# rather than on separated farms. The meeting, the lecture, tbe public amusement, the social a»sembly, should be things easily reached. There Is such dainper upvi Iree sortal IlPsas distance. Along road the surest bar to neighIwrly intercourse. If tbe social life or tbe farmer were richer, his lilt wonld by that measure be the more attractive.

After all, there are larmers wbo will read this article with a sense of affront or Injury, at if by doubting or deputies the sufficiency of ibeir soeiaI opporlauUies we insult them with a svrt of ointfimpt. We assure them thai they oannol afford to treat thoroughly eyniMthotk oouos.l In thU war. Wo know

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lhal their wltc« and daughter* and aoos are on our side, quarrel with th«r tb» wotnen aud children nibW "Thfc old man,H wbo rteiM to marKet and tbe poetolUoe, and alnile* wore-or i«* in businem wiUt Uxo wortd, gew along tolerably well tot itI« tbe swyers sthome wbo suffer. la stead of growing wiser and letter as they grow old, they loee all tbe of itfe In anmeanlug drudgory. at«sd of ripening In mind and heart,

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simplv dry up or decay. We are

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Mil*tied that tbe «orao

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farming life In America la Ita Isolation. It la nsmeaa to aay that Ma than tbe farm beoanee they are laqr. The American is not a lasy man anywlwre bat he la social, and he will fly mm a life that is not social to one Uiat if. Ifjre are to fcr-*- i-~*—A--* tion de must be of settl trolled conslde

PUp UmpPECULA TI0N3. Apropolh-of Mr. Daniel Diew'a eontrict with Duncsn, ttberaiaoA &>. to deliver to them five tnilliona of dollars of Erie stock duriug tbe year 1872 at 55, we have this anecdote of that eminent speculator: ,*fct aU#* ha mefca Methodist clergyman ln Xew Jersey, and rather a fancy for him, asked him if he wouldn't like to make a little money. The minister replied that be never speculated nor gambled in stocks, not believing it to be right besides, he was only worth some tllteen thousand dollars, and could not afford to poril it. Mr. Drew, after some further chat, said be could suggest souti thing that would be Iperfectlylcg tin ate, and proposed, if tbe parson would act upon his suggestion, to guarantee him against loss, wblle tbe prospect for a handsome profit was quite promising. Tbe arrangement wua accor-i lgly made. Some weeka later the aivine came over to New York and callcd at Mr. Drews'soffice to ascertain the result.

Well," said Uncle Daniel, "the fact is. that thing I told you about has busted but I promised to guarantee you against loss, and I will keep my promise."

So, figuring up tbe amount invested, with simple interest, Mr. Drew handed over a check, and the pastor congratulated himselt upon the result. "But," said he—and where Uncle Daniel's joke comes in—"but, Mr. Drew, I told one of my elders what you had agreed to do with me, and he went aud bought a little stock."

Did be?" said Uncle Daniel.

Why, they must bavo lost considerable money—must bavo protty much cleaned 'em out. They oughtn't to've done It. buyin'stocks you don't know notbin' about is mighty risky business. You tell 'em that." "But Mr. Drew, they're nearly ruined." "Shou'du't woud'.r and I'm truly sorry."

The good parson returned to his flock, most or whom had already ascertained the true conr.ii ion of things. Somebody bad "unloaded" to thu country brethren. Piobably it was not Uncle Dan'l. —[Editor's Drawer in Harper's Magr.7.ine lor uue.

At the colony, every kind of bodily punlshmont is prohibited. Mechanical preventives are tbe utmost that are evor tried. Two boys, as an instnnco, played at marbles during work hours. At afternoon they came up to join tho laboring boys, but were refused. A dor.rn marbles wore given them and they were ordered to play during the rest of the day. They entreated for work, but It was denied. Their fondness for marbles was cured.

Agnio, two boys shammed sickness uniUiad Ibcli1 breakfasts brought from the kitchen against rules. It wr»s reported to tbe Director. They happened to be draughtsmen. Two cups and saucers were, therefore, brought from the dining-room, and they* wero requested to employ thomselves during Uie day In copying these objects. When night came, they handed In their work,saying, "We understand you, sir: it shall never happen again."

Three boys stole away to a neighboring farm, plucked some cherries, and broke a branch off the tree. No sooner was this reported, than soino ot the boys said to the three, "This is wrong to us It give* Met tray a b.\d name: eight di»vs will be required to make up our minds." These bovs were thereupon left alone. Nobotly talked, shook hands, or said Joocf morning" to them This proved unbearable. IJeroro the eight days had elapsed, they went to the Director, and said: "Sir, we are wrong we have done a great evil: p.irdon us. One of us has a little money: we will go to tbe farmer and pay the damage."—From "The Netherland Met tray," in Overland Monthly for June.

&TYLKS IN OLD TIMES. In 1872, says the Boston Traveller, Ooverner Hancock received his guests in a red vclv«t cap, within which was on* of fine linen turned up over the edge or tho velvet one two inches. He wore a blue damask gown, lined with silk, a white sal In einnroidered waistcoat, black satin small clothes, white silk stocking, and red moiooco slippers.

The Judgee of the Supreme rourt of Massachusetts^ as late as ln-t, wore robes of scarlet, faced with black velvof and in summer black silk gowns: gentleman wore coats of every variety At color, generally tbe uape and color of velvet of a different color from the cost. In 17SWHGeneral Washington arrived in New York from Mount vernon, to assume the duties of the Presidency. He was dreswd In a lull suit of kouieeptin. On his visit to Europe he wore tbe old Continental uulfonr., exception theSabfeub when he appeared in black.

John Adama, when Vic President, wore a sword, aud walked about the etreeis witb bis hat under bis arm. At bis levees In Philadelphia, President Washington was clad lit black velvet, bis hair powered and gathered behind in a silk bag yellow gloves, knee and shoe buckles he held In bis band a cooked hat ornamented with a cockade, fringed about an inch deep with black feathers, along swo.il in a white scabbard- with a polished steal hilt, hung at bU hip..

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at the iviumtiMA Hotel tor six months did you root your Wllst" "No sir. It Amounted to the same thing—thelandlord footed me."

my dear," said a lady to her

country coulain. "when you've been a little longer In London, yon won't be km Better b* tfMs than with* was the retort.

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green." Better be green than with*3,"

SATURDAY.

POPULAR aUPMBSTITION. We dip from anexohange tbe following go—iP "ho"* nanta of old aupe one avowedly bellev

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how sorry I am! I'm ateerod he has lost some money." Yes," continued tbe good man, "and he told another of tho trustees, and he went and bought some."

You don't tell me?" Yes, Mr. Drew and the brethren thought it was so good of you to give vte a p'int that they all went and bought." "Well, I'm «o sorry!" "So am I."

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HOW DO YS ARE KFORMBD IN THE NETHERLANDS. Whenever a boy makes himself notorious b}* bis bad behavior, sentence is applied. Thus, a new-comor being discovered shaking foul words, the sentence, "It Is better to be dumb than to yse.the mouth for filthy talk," was iven him, which he read aloud durng eight mortiings, at prayers.

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pleV«| enterta [•tltiotvfr othM though few w§| ai)mit it. I hope jm one wl «doptMty imp one#ta£#eadlng these remarlta, ana I would like to impreea upon parents the Importance of hiding these superstitious beliefs—if they csn overcome them—from the children, tor superstitions are entirely uselesa, and often inconvenient, if they are no worse.

I was maintaining that nins persons out often beld

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superstition, when

a gentleman Insisted npon It ttet he hadn't a single one. I laid in wait for him, and at last eaught him. He didn't like to count the carriages at a funeral!

"O, I don't know." A su­

perstition, Mr. Blsnk. Many wait until a whole funeral proceasion has gone by, rather than go between theearriagea across the road.

A lady assured me she hadn't a single superstition. One day her little girl 'ook up her mother's hat, which was black crape, and was going to put it on her head. "Minnie," exclaim*! her mother, "don't put that on." "Why?" asked the child. "Because I would not." Tben turning to ine hht ssid, sotto voce, "Somehow or other I never do like to have the children put on

black crape thlugs." Supersti­

tion, Vlrs. Blank. Then if a dog bowls at nigbt, how many turn palel "Some one In the nigbborhood is going to die, sure." I must say I was astonished one evening to see a pious old Methodist lady deliberately take off her slipper and turn It wrong side up on the rug. "Why, Mrs. Meekandmild, what is that for?" "O, they .-ay if you bear a dog howl you must take off your slipper Mnd turn it up." "Well, will your slipper be enough to save the lives in this bouse, or must each one of us follow suit?" "Isn't it ridiculous?" she said, but 1 noticed she allowed the slipper to reinaiu there until she was quite sure tbe dog hxd taken himself ot! out of hearing. Even the Dutchman believed in that superstition, for be told a friend' "De tog bowl tredful last, nigbt, and veil I dukes up mine paper die morning, vot you dink^? Souiepody die in Pbiladelpby!"

Then, bow many believe that if the scissors, a knile, or any sharp thing falls to tbe floor and stands up straight, souio visitor is coming! Why, I've seen young ladies in the morning put dowu their sewing and take the critnps out of their hair an hour earlier than usual, just because tbe scissors tell otT the lap aud stuck up straight.

If a ulue bottle comes suddenly Into tbo room and whizzes around pretty industriously, they say "A stranger ia coming." (I should s:iy a stranger bad co mo.)

One lady told me that she was not superstitious at all. "But," she added, "there is one thing that I do not like to do, and that is to break a looking glass." "Well, I don't suppose any of us would occupy ourselves with that little pei formance just for amusement." "O, but," she went on to say, "I never yet broke a glass, or know of any one else breaking one, that the person breaking it, or some relative, didn't die."

Soino won't sing before breakfast for fear they will cry oofore night. Others won't give a knife or pair of scissors to a friend without making him give a [enny, or some amount of money for .t, lest It should "cut love." A gentleman once asked me if I bad three cents about ine. I said, "Yes, and I mean to keep tbem." "No you won't—you'll give them to mo for this knife" a silver mounted beauty, and very cheap for the money—so I purchased the Knife, and we remainod very good friends.

I was walking witb a lady the other day, and "stubbed" my toe against a stone. She turned and asked me with which foot I had stumbled. Wonderingly, I asked her what possible difference it made. She smiled, but insisted upon knowing so I told her it was the right foot "Then you will be welcome where you nro going."

I ouce handed "a gentleman and a scholar" a cup of tea. He seized tbe teaspoon, skimmed off the bubbles on surface of the tea, saying, exultingly. "Ob! look!" and hastily popped them

Into his mouth. "Weir." said I. "what of "Money!" said he. Now do yon suppose that that man thought that swallowing those bubblerfwould bring him any good luck in tho money line? or course he didn't aud ir he should see this in print be would be shocked to think I could imagine him serious In the matter, but tako my word for It, he would never allow hl.« tea bubbles to escape hlni for lack or diligence on bis part to catch them.

I have boen on tho lookout, lately, for the superstitions or those about ine, and could give you hundreds or others, but these u-o samples of those remnants. •.

THE STRENGTH OF THE LA IT. You have thousand or readers (writes a correspondent at Nashville. Tennos see) wbo appreciate a good thing at the exponso even or that "bulwark of our liberties," the trial by Jury. The Hon. N 11 for many years before the war, and at present, our highly respected circuit judge, while perhaps as good a

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pviu-i judge as has ever worn the judicial ermine, is at the same lime one of the most genial of men. No one enjoys or can tell a good story better than he. This ono I think well worthy preservation in your treasury of go**i things, tbo Editor's Drawer. Not many vnarsago tbe judge says, a man was on trial at Waynesborough, in this State, on a charge of murder. The evidence for tbe Slate In—of itself fatally defective—the defendant on bis oart, by the testimony of s«vrr. 1 ut npwchab'.e witness, established a perfect "alibi." Tbe judge aud every one else supposed tbe prosecuting attorney would thereupon give up the case. Hut no he was ait obstinate fellow, whom tbe defendant's counsel had made mad, aud, moreover, he "had no uae tor" the defendant any wav, and argue the case he would. (*urt adjourned till the next morning. Meanwhile our attorneygeneral spent a good portion of the night in ransacking the books for "blomly cases," more especially those In which tbe judgos bad Indulged in a vast deal nf rhetoric In their descriptions of the horrible natnre of the oriuie of murder. These extracts he rettd to tbo jonr in his speech the next morning, quoting also freely from the Old TwUairnt as to t&e proper disposition to he made of the murderer, and closed up In a perfect conflagration uf English adjectives In giving his own notions as to the iadtmeribaMi' heimsm^' of the crime of murder. The Court tben charged the Jury briefly, who, after a few moments* retirement, brought in a verdict of "Clullty of murder In tbe first degree!" Of course a new trial was at once ^granted. Deli ndant's counsel, however, w«s natnrally enriofn to know how tbe jury c«Mtf(l have found that vtrdiH, and so, walking up to on* of the most intelli­

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gent of the twelve, he Mid to him, "How on earth did you find that verdict? on what evUenM did yon bees ii T" ••Oh!" aald 'theStrtymaH "thar

MmetAiM More Thrilling than 8*ork*jf'* Fate.

A few miles west of Omaha, a miry, sluggish stream runs into the Platte, and this stream es called the "Raw Hide." It is said that soon after discovery of gold in California, a young man belonged to a party who started from "the State" and crossed the plains in seacrh [sic] of gold, made a foolish boast before starting from home to the effect that he would shoot the first Indian he saw. The party crossed the Missouri river, and soon found themselves in the great valley of the Platte.

Passing up the valley they encamped one evening on the banks the stream spoken of, which at that time was nameless. As the train was about to move out the next morning, a small party of young Indians, who had come across the river from the opposite side, approached the encampment. These were the first Indians the party had seen, and the young man who had said that he intended to shoot the first Indian he saw, was reminded of his boast, and he immediately picked up his rifle, took aim at a young squaw and shot her dead.

The news was carried to the village at once, and the party of whites were surrounded by exasperated Indians and the young man who had done the shooting was seized, stripped, tied to a wagon wheel and skinned alive, the poor fellow begging of both enemies and friends to shoot him and thus end his horrible sufferings.

The remainder of his party were compelled to stand by and witness the torture without being able to render him any assistance. Tbe unfortunate man survived the operation but a few moments, and the emigrants were then allowed to move on. Since then the stream upon whose banks the horrible affair occurred has been known us "The Raw Hide.'" -----

PRESENTLY.

Never say you will do presently whnt your conscience tells you should be done now. .No man ever shaped bis own destiny, or tbe destiny of others, wistly and well, who dealt much in presentlies. Look at Nature she never postpones. Whcu tbe time arrives for the bud9 to open, they open—for the leaves to fall, tbey fall. Look upward the shining worlds never put off their rising or settiugs. Tbo cornets, eyen, erratic as they are, keep their appointments, and eclipses are punctual to th- minute. There are no delays in .be movements ol the universe which have been predetermined by the absolute fiat of the Creator. Procrastination among the stars might involve tbe destruction of innumerable systems procrastination in the operations of nature on this earth might result in famine, pestilence, and tbo blotting out of the human race.

Man, however, being a free agent, can postpone the performance of his duty —and be does so, too, frequently to bis own destruction. Tbe drafts drawn by indolence upon the future are pretty sure to be dishonored. Make Now "your banker. Do not. say yon will economize presently, for presently yon may be bankrupt nor that you will repent or make atonement presently, fjr presently you may be judged. Bear in mind the great tact, taught alike by the history of nation*, rulers and private individuals, that at least three times out of five, prosently is too late.

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TO YOUNO

You are the architects of your own fortunes. Rely upon your strength of body and soul. Tak3 for your inotto self-reliance, honesty and industry: for your star, faitb, perseverance and pluck and inscribe or your banner, "Be just and foar not!" Don't take too much advice keep at tbe helm and steer your own ship. Strikeout think well of yourself. Fire above tbe mark you intend lo hit. Assume your position. Don't practice exoessivo humanity you can't get above your level, as water don't run up hill—haul potatoes in a cart over a rough road, ana the small potatoes will go the bottom. Energy, invincible determination, witb a right motive, are the levers that rule the world. The great art of commanding is to take a fair share of tbe work. Civility costs noth«ng and buys everything. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't swear, don't gamble, don't steal, don't deceive, don't tattle: Bo polite, bo

bo kind. Study hard, ploy

ard. Bijln earnest. Be self-reliant. U?ad good books. I«»ve your fellow men ns your God love your country and obev the laws love truth, love virtne. Always do what yohr conscience ttlls you to bo a duty, and l««ave tho consequence with Uod.— [Western Methodist.

A TRUE WIFE.

D.iVifel Webster once said: There ia nothing upon this earth that can compare with the faithfnl attachment of a wife no cruature who, lor the object of her love, is so indomitable, so pers'eveting, so ready to suffer and die. Under the most depressing circumstances, woman's weakness bccomos a mighty power, her timidity become* fearless courage, all ber shiinkinjr and sinking passes away, and spirit acquires tbe firmness of marble—adamantine firmnew—when circumstance* drive ber to put forth all her energies under tne iu*pir\tion of her affection. It is the bubb!in»i«crea which flows gently,the little livulet bich runs along day and nlglit by the farm-house that Is useful, rather ban tbe swollen flood or cataract. Niagara excite* our wonder, and we stand amazed at the power and greatness of Uod there, aa It pours from tbe hollow of His hand. But one Niagara is enough for a cOMtiuent or the world, while the same world requires thousands and tens of thousands of silver fountains and flowing, rivulets, that water every farm and meadow and garden, and that shall flow on every day and igbt with their gentle quiet beauty. So with the act* of our live*. It is not by great deeds, like the itiar^rrs, that good Is to be done, but by the daily and quiet virtues of our life, tbe Christian's temper, tbe good qualities of relatives and friends.

IT was a brilliant Fond du Lac boy wbo. seeing a dog with a mussle on for tbe first time^ exclaimed: "Mama, mams, I bet five c-nts tbe men are going to wear boop skirts there goes a dog with one on bis nose!**

A* English paper speaks of a weaver who, In praising bis minister, wound up by Mjiiifn "An 1 'specially like y.ursterttn* Independent*, sir. I always said

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[Item the Dstralt Frn Prsas, May ti] NINE WIVES WUfMANT,

How amdAbonDeeci 'domed Tm

The relatives of wives one, two, a^d three then made up a shake purse, and employed au official to sjiend bis wholo time looking alter the gay deceiver. He looked for several mouths, and tbeu gave up tbe chase until be saw a notice IU a Hurrisburg paper that Ktugsbury had married the widowed landlady of a boarding bouse in that city, robbed her of ber mouey aud jewelry, and been arrested lu the act ot abscoudltig. The notice was a week old when seen, aud wbeu Prell reached Harris burg, Kingsbury bad induced wile number four to withdraw ber prosecution, aud. once out of jail, bad made a successful escape. From what can be learned Kingsbury was gallivauting through Ohio and Virginia lor two or three years, taking a wife here and there, and it Isjjuite certain that he came to Detroit a month ago from the Ohio State Peuiluutiary, having served a short terui there lor being concerned with a horae-steuling scraps in Loraiu countys

Kingsbury boarded at a house on Hastings street, and bad net been an inmate of the hwuso a week when be wauted to marry tbe servant girl, giving her to understand that he

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soon come into tbe poseaaion of a large fortune. Being addicted to drink, be one night got to feeling highly elated, and "blabbed" most -of history to a companion. This man got the name 6f tbe wife at Jersey City, and wrote to ber that Kingsbury waa here. Tbe letter was seut to Prell, and he came on as stated, but Kingsdury had departed. Prell left for Saginaw as soon

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ble, and hopes to catch the bigamist somewhere up in tbe Valley. It is believed that the man has duriugtheseven years, married ut least ten wometf. Prell has personal knowledge of four, and nowspaper slips concerning four more, and, us the fellow was lost track of tor about two years, he probably married ut least twice during tliHt period. If arrested and given the average for each time be has married contrary lo law, be will spend all bis remaining duys iu prison.

1 EXTEMPORE PREACHING. The preacher, by putting aside his sermon book, may gain in warmth, •which wo don't want, but lose in reasou, which we do. If I were a defender of the faith, I would Issue an ordeito all priests and deacons to take to the book again weighing well, before tbey uttered it, every word they proposed tnsav upon so great a subject as that of religion and mistrusting that dangerous .facility given by active jaws and a hot imagination. Reverend divines have adopted this habit, snd keep us for an hour listening to what might well be told in ten inTnutos. They uro wondrously fluent, considering all things and though 1 have heard many a sentence begun whereof tbe speaker evidently did not know the conclusion yet, somehow or other be alwus managed to got through the paragraph hiatus, oxcept, perhaps, In the sense. As far ns I can remark, it is not calm, plain, downright preuoliors wbo preserve the extemporaneous system for the most part, but pompous orators, indulging in all the cheap graces of rliotorlo—exaggerating words and feelings to make eUeet, nnd dealing In pious caricature. Church-goors become excited by this loud talk and captivating .manner, and can't go back afterwards to a sober discourse read out of a gravo old sermon book, appealing to the rosson and gentle feelings, instead of tbe passions and the imagination. Beware of too inuch talk, O parsons. If a man is to give an account or every idle word he utters, for what a number or such loud nothings, windy emphatic tropes and m-tnphors, not spoken for Clod's glory, but tbe preai-hor's will innny a cushion-thumper have to answer l,g

Bk SKJfstnr.F..—l)o not be ahove rtttf business. He be turns up his nose (t his work quarrels with bis bread and butter, lie Is a poor smith who is afraid or his own spark there Ifc some discomfort in all trades except chimney sweeping. sailors give up going to sea because of tbe wet irbakor* left off biking broad because it is hot work if jdowmen would not plow because of cold if tailors would not mskeoar clothes for fearol pricking their fingers, what a pass we would come to. Nontense, my fine fellow, there's no shame about an b'»n*st calling don't be afraid of solIInj your hands, there Is p'.enty of soap to be bad.

All trades arc good to good trader*. Lucifer matches psy welt It you s®« enough of tbeol. You cannot get honey If you are frightened *t bo*-s, nor plant corn If you are afraid of K*ttlnit mud on your boots. When bar* of iron melt under the south wind when you can dig lbe*l«dds with toothpicks: blow ship* along with fans manure crops with lavender water, and grow plum cakes in flower pots, there will be a fine time fur dandies but until tbe fclllennium comes we shall all have a great deal to put up with.

A roBRicsrosDiejiT.of a Baltimore paper Wants lo know why marrUifs »nd death notlcea ahould be paid for? For tbe best

of

Misfortune sad misconduct were born twins. Our faults sre often the parent of our woes, snd he wbo most declaims at the world's frown, has generally don? bis best to earn it.

CHIPS AND SPUNTKttS.

Short crop#— Flash 1

Prell sr-

morniug for arrest ol a ry, on letter

Utactj^rincestab-

ilahment on Atwater street, expected to find Kingsbury at work, but on going to the shop he learned that bis man had left lor Saginaw the day before. It seems that Kingsbury, who has until lately resided In the East, married a wouian at Mt. Morris N. Y., •bout aeveu years ago be lived witb her about s.x inuutjaa, aud Ihliunn ««4y» turning up at Jersey City year after aa a miuister of the gospel, aud having another wife. While the first wife was taking measures to hare him arrested, Kingsbury slipped off lo New Haven, stealing several hundred dollars from his secoud wile. Hs was not heard of again for leu uiouibs, aud waa thjsn discoverd serViug as a clerk in a crockery store, and hud been married uboul month, the third wife being a respectable aud worthy youug lauy. Tue brother of wife No. 2 wua complainant in having Kingsbury arrested, and tbe bigamist waa placed behind the bars of a police station to be taken bade to Jersey City. In some uiauuer, which baa never beeu satisfactorily explained, he ut&de bis escape from the utatiou, aud though closely punned for several days, he got into Philadelphia aud conceultnl hiuiselt.

Plicae |W» Ifm nrwpnnn The fate of the flowers—to be blowed. Lip Senrece—Tea-cups snd saucers. How to prevent fits—boy ready-made boots. .. y.

Parior magazines—"Non-explosivo" lamps. lW *$ot\Janctive mood—Thoughts oft

What grows bigger the more you con-? tract |l? Debt. iuery.—Does a Jevr tradesman care for Moses, or the profits

If a man baa a great many bad debts, are they "very much to hiacredit? Self-made iren are very apt to worship their malter.'

Is it murder to drown your sorrows,., or to kill time?" Keep clear of the man who does not value ills own character.

If you would know the valud of a dollar try to borrow oue. A C*lifbrnian reoently blew his brains out as a cure for neuralgia.

Railroads have three gauges a broad gauge, a narrow gauge, aud a mortgage.Oue of those good thing a fellow can't fiud out—a good husband after 11 p. M.

Tho mosquito, as a public singer, draws well but never gives sulisiaction.

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An ass is the longest lived of allH the animals, owing to his leugth of (y)oars.

Punch says be has observed that an unfortuuute man's friends live a long way off.

What stars never set asked tbe exatuiner, "Roost-urs!" was the prompt 4 reply, sub voce.

Whv does sculptor die the most horrid of deaths? lleeauso he uiukts up faces and busts.

Tho most warlike nation of modern times Is vacolnation, because it is always In arms.

What is It that has three feet and I cannot walk, sixteen uails aud cuuuot scratch A yard stick.

A siientlfic writer says that "gluttony is the source or all our disonses." How is it with a man who dies ot starvation.

I've throe pence left," said an idle lou.iger, "so I'll buy a paper with it."& "What paper will you buy said friend curious to learn the llterarj* taste of his acquaintance. "A paper of tobacco," replied he.

ANOTHRRSLKKPINO BRAUTY.—Avery remarkable case of lethargy occurred, at Winterport, Me., a- few days since. A daughter of Ilowes Mayo went into the vard on Tuesday, May 7, to bring In a little child, which had, unawares, got out of the house. While Miss Mayo was stooping over the child sue became suddenly dizzy, and complained of it to her mother,who put her to bod. Tho girl fell Into a profound sleep almost? immediately, and her motiier, upoi^ trying to awaken her in season for supper was surprised to find her efforts unavailing. After the family had eaten supper, they again iried to awaken the girl, but still without avail. Tho famibecoining seriously alarmed, tho neighbors wero called in, but they conld not suggest unv method by which the fair sleeper could be aroused. A physic-Inn* WHS also Bummdned, and he called iu three other m-dlcal men, who, among other methods, sat tho girl in a cliairand poured water from a few feetabo\o, upon her head and shoulders, but even this failed, ifnd the still sleeping girl was put to bed again. Except when she waa disturbed, her breathing was slow and regularand her pulse healthy. \t two o'clock on the following Sunday afternoon, she turned oxer In hci\ be*I, she awaking,called lo her lumber, asking If nipper was not ready yet.and further s:iid sno was real hungry. She Mien got up and ate a hearty meal, and 1MS been in excellent health ever. sinco. Tho case has excitcd great interest fli tho town, and the recovery ot' tbe sleeper Is a theme of much woud«r uient.

KEEP

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reason*, one is an adver­

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copartnership and the oth­

er ia a notice of dissolution. Business Is business.

ITNBM?MIHIIKD.—"I

sin like an old hemlock—withered at the top," said a venerable Indian Cm'i',»: pointing to bis thin and bleaching locks. Thousands of men and women^ in civilized society, much younger than the oil Sagamore, are like him "withered at tho lop," simply becauso they havo neglected to u«e the means ot pre-.-serving and beautifying the hair which sclenco had placed at their disposal. It Lyon's Ksthairon be raithrully applied*, once or twics a day, to tho ll'jfr*

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tho scalp, it Is just as impossible that the hair should decay, wither, or fall, out or become harsh and ruzzy, a meadow, duly refreshed with nightly dows and sunlit rains, should become arid and barren or green bladw. This matchless preparation not only keeps the balr allvo ami tho skin of tho head in a healthy and clcan condition,,, but actually multiplies tbe |llament*?i and Imparts to them a lustre, ilexiblll--ty and wavy beauty unattainable by any other mode of treatment. It does not l»ke the metallic and sulphurous hair dyes, dry up the uatural moisture or tbo scalp, but supplies nutriment 10 the roots of tbe hair and vigor lo the® fibers.

Tux Canton Reapei and Mow#-t Don't buy till you It i» the ftitnnleftt In constniciu/n. It i« th« liih!e*l and fttrotig'Sl. Warranted to stilt or no sal*-.

Joxxs a JONKS.

Til* Canton Hesperaml Mower. It can't on any wrotint be beat. It can b« bought on »-a*y teimc. All

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free tbe flrwl ««r. All

i*X wheel* tn the centre.

THKCtanton Reaper ami Mower j® I'ower la all In the cvoire. HKio Jraft I* lmpo»«ltle. The dropl»er 14 new and simple. 'chine la equal to iu Call ut

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Jones A Jones. Tlir: Canton ftenperand Mower, ft Unom-thlnK new. It has only ioar MK wheel*. It is a Dropper nd Mower. Mold only by Jour*

Jones.

Tit* Canton Reaper and Mr wer. ft has htgh wheel*. Illghi-*i 'cutting iiiaulilne In u-w. It |not hish In price, ttee It al JmiM A Jones.

CANT ON!

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Is the name of the niw ll.sper and Mower, [at JoiwaJe Jones.