South Bend News-Times, Volume 39, Number 326, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 22 November 1922 — Page 13

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UTI BEND NEWS ES FJKhT T KIN p. rillCAr.O. 2. Mr- S - .rv' an 'r. J-in-: .-.-i ti ;r'rrr t.-r v, i: 1 fr --, V' r vr ill 1 !.- k:-- 1 v r ', " - fr : . -y .i r. I ('-. v.- . w ' h ::i ! hr '. . r IAY AM Mr.TlT. FILL LT AS ED WIRE TELKGRAI'IIIC SERVICE. SOUTH BEND, INDIANA, WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 22, 1922 PAY AND NICHT. FILL I.rAKI WIRE TELEORaTUIC SERVICE Threatens World, Powell

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Gives Intimate View of Inter national Conditions to Knife and Fork Club. An International con",!'-: in lta immensity r-.ega.tes cent world war to the position of a mere skirmish, hovers ovr Europe today, MaJ. E. Alexander I'owell. former war correspondent, who :.hs made an exhauivf stu iv ot Near i-at condition.-1. tid mmliers ..f Vin L'If. .1 I.'... I ..Ink I , i i niu ikiiita VI. i i ti,i liWil M. n:fiit.

'The threatened conflict would j fore h!n- audience hi5? impression-; as nut only Involve Kurope but the j to t h r.ponsibihty for the Smyrna greater part of Asia," continued the ma.s.acre. ruajor. "whereaK th rcent hr-ti- ! "It will be, recalled." he .lid. "that lUi occupied oniy the attention th Turkn in the mo?t orderly pref Kuropfr and fur a time America. c:on marchfi into the- city, ?et up Tht fro f.l f'aiMim n with the Turk;.h fiasr. and then departthcir f-iik hats now in conference j ed. Hut the vandals, the bricran ii at lüusinnf", haptr.K the peace, frrm the hills, the scum swept into frrna vhlh aros as the result ottho city, and the mouldered fire.s the Turkish victory over the Greeks ( caused by the few PhlN dropped In which permltte.i them to re era! n j the Turkish quarter spread and the

;err)tory iol to tneni lor yea r. carried them to and into Ivurop. will phape the destinies of the Near' na.t. And unlSH the furkih demands are n.et, the Turks, flu-hed, v!th their recent victories, -with a' military machine eonl to nor.f, !

"u" ni,i i-'i-i. 1,1 i""iiur ini rei:er. the major paid. The - ience of war. with,-the capitals of Greeks, he idded. burned as they Anzora and Mohoow In a secrot ; retreated, destroved ruthlessly the unders-ap-linar. a conflict, the inten-. property of non-comUitanU proprSty of which the late war would erty that should have bt-en spared be a mere skirmish, may result. as murh as the allu.s and Yanka Ail Europe ir, aflame. ; should have pared. eriin should they HoM Ilalanre of Power. have marched in In 191S. "They "The Turkj not only have 2Sf.-;are at war over there. Maj. Powell mm) armed. well equipped. well i declared, " they aren't playin? tiddly trained and ably led troops. butj winks." they have the undenied backing otl Following: MaJ. Powell's brilliant

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peculiar and curious twist of circumstances a people little heard of, little talked of holds the balance f power in the Near Kat. "Why was it that Lloyd George, trafty politician that lie was and i after he had sounded an ada- . 1J maniine wTirnin mat nruain wouiu not con.-ent to Turkish occupation of flyjnrna and the Moslem return, i'j Liiropr, nni'i'fi uuiiavii. There must have been a reason and i iiere After he made knowni that decision, secret mespacjes fronn f'.ritih military observers that the' whole Moselm people was alive to the. Treaty of Versailie.s in which the Turk: faired poorly that a nation flushed with military success, was prepared for any eventuality. And it was that .Information which caused th then British premier to turn in other direction and meet! " -rkiüh demands that bankmptj I'.urcpe with nothint; to pain mirhr rot aain tie plunged into h war more terrible than any which had thus far befallen civilization." Dev doping hi subject. MaJ. Powell formed a backcrrourd for . I -1.4 to ,- i i . Vi Vi'ive lnl to i'i-prm iin.iui-nt.1 . i ine lar-efLft' crir.-. nm.inunh; ' H . . r.f Via Urtrlc'i nnsPS'i- I

nB,. acres, to s-hich Is through Infe'"?5 at the ,Cluh "The tbat territory control! by thej.? f "nquents In ThU Coun-

Moslem. MaJ. l'fwell aid mat British policies dictated the GreeceTurk war. Th Hicdad railroad he chaw teriied as ope of tbe erreates-f inrb causes of th world war. G .i'.ny sinle a march on England ,!,.- .-eloped and financed the nr.r ..1 r ,ilwsy befor Britnln realIv ;'' ip to what Its- real purport r bri'... . 'olicies were procrrpfslntj favorablv." Major Powell said, "unth'. G'-'kn wer thrown backj in utter r.o: and the Briftlsh em-j p!re found i'flf in a precarious; .-sltion. Itien cane inn nnnin ,-.ep.t tlia i. t f e 1 ! 1 r H -A ohm r- on-: "inM T. Ij-.'opt and the counter, ,-roke in whh Turkish demandv ere ir. . j Jealously Ponder Macrwinc. 'Th" underpin:: cau-e of tlie near: a-rern cr:M. "Mai. I'owe'.l said.. "T-ns the jealousies of tlie F.tiro-j pn powere. Depitp tliat thousands of lives were eicriflced. despite tltej fact that British and Trench dead v,ifi, Mo hv s'de. d-'Oite the

f-rt'thit tho,- nations are b.nk-t'"1" - ... t-irht rbem

1,:, i venture to say that pr:-' ntn md FYarce wer never .n 1 irreater ic.Ar.i a th ronmenct ' . ar- todav. nd lr..ead of acting in vorfl th- aloiiü rivalries actuate .cA. ' ' -An! todav Arabia holds the ent or r.ce of power. Arabia a nation., i people of whom .'.tt is known nation'0 The'.rs WoU'.d Is . '.ar.d wht -h any he v :n conquer . ni? Tlie rma f.ihting p?cp. a .r-,i. e". err.er. 's tb. ru'c t c at ..ri. Is which are a , e prctectt I by i 2 f. i"1 ,i rfi ' es f th ?reat deTt brown man can .-.re, h ere it is d iv with. 71' il - ar 1 th liv. in a 15,i dere jre dro' temper by t!i tt n.ch' T; white mm e ri s h es . ' "Arabia's ouOmi are 2.0? year? dd Thy hv- progred none civilization. The majority of be poc are norr.ads Thejm!g--ite twice a year with thv:r '.rr.men ' o -ks of raT.fk horsen and sheep, t 1tnne c-f hv.n.lreds rf mile. In .sA-ir-'h cf p-.ur-. Their livestock r " t their enlv " iree Income. v c a n - he ni Tnev ar g.v i bv -heil. rr.er. e'nt e o 1 whm are ilthy. pose.-;ng m:.j )r. e shtik rece.v of -. 0 i a annua y from British and gov-rr.:

beside? $50 1 tor eaM man no p.-- , w no pas :r -jch his country. j .n-l the Near Hat cris l!c. h Arahia. If they throw their v.-th civ .'ir.ation. th-n pro'S.- V...1 r -.- : 1 1 1 If ror anarchyv F r';;'t Warlike INNpb. i . - 4 of ti'.e nori'.'i'l "o;i;-ij ! rv tb.eji.-. sh'ik- :ir, fight - 1 They are constantly at if. but ? pr--Tit thre '. a lull. i to th ?merrer.cy of the

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conference. Then also they are sub-i zvl both by th- French and Eng- I Il-h and roondiy the.r forces are i rather evenly match . "Tho cau.- of this unrest is the -f'r. --;':-. Jealousy of the greit Euro-, pean powers. Arabia K-tuated a . .-"he ;s the great barrier bf-twten th i '-iist and -.vert. '

; MaJ. row-fii in advance declare he was above all an American, net p.-o-Hr:ti.h. pro-rman, pro-French ! j or pro anything else except United I j Stafes. He also gave his opinion! i iii.it i.au liia UiiiiC'i o.Ulm j'Jirieu that had

I the league of natiorLs, that Ameriwh.'h --a. as the debtor country. would the re-' no.v he cali-d upon to do the dirty

j worK .n the .Nttir Ea.. and th:s I country would be called upon to thrcv Its men and money into the turmoil that the Ke-malif.s have created. Maj. Poweil pointed out that wh.le he did not defend the Turks, npftl''ll('il on' DVti nll'.tln. .U..-. I ' u an I iAi';iiulliUH lur LH O.II. Ire cm desire to correctly be ..... undesirable murdered piilasel. killed and idun-dered. Th Greek and American refures are in worse and more dire straits than pictured by the relief agencies, and no more charitable Kitt can be made than contributions J 1 . .... ton, an entertner of note, took hla audience from the eriou? to the ridiculous, concluding the brilliant program. Mrfl Whitney's humor effervesced and his fund of - .v..v j n xn ."i ciii iu; v ine vna 1 1 r a h a rr. c. A r.jn,, i ... . ' I" '---'-'l while the invocation was pronounced by the Rev. Elmr Ward CniP tor of the First Christian church CITES CITY'S NEED OF DETENTION HOME Juvenile Court Judge- Outlines Local Conditions to Progress Club. I representatives from all orprani- ! zanons interested In civic or social service were present last evening. ' when, under the direction of the Civics and Philanthrophy departm en t of the Protrews clnh .invsn. jjf Judge W. E. Miller addressed an The speaker said that un to 4 o'clock Tuesday. 77 boys have been held this year in the county jail, 4? of these boj-g pcint: residents ot St. Joseph county. Seventeen girls iirm wunriiT ine year. In the county ja.l reserved for the woman's quarter, he said "there is! a space which could b taken from! the hnspit-o section where girls' could be kept totally apart from women. "The boys department Is a!so ; apart rrnn the central jail where . th boys nny he kept from th In- ; fluencev; of harilened criminals. l neliev.- thit something should bo done fir

young delinquents andifnken into rustooy for parking his

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Person or a.ssociation InMng such!,.,. ,,v?erct. De t zier, a.comodatiims approved by thej .Ibc-rt Horwath. ."01 S. Tiapin st.. State Board of v'haritis. I should ,VH arrested by Traffic Policeman l:ko to so stf. Josonh countv est-' li xtuhin ct Qnrf Waih-

blish a d a detention home. Personally ueve mat urn a nome should I believe ! he allied wlLh some other lr.stitunow in existence. heavy overhead expen so that -nhat reduced. It has long beenj T-iv desire- that the Orphan's Home: -ao-ibi someday awaken to the fact' 'thit the denenitpnt hrv- la cArM't

! juent and the delinquent boy (K jefft,ron and ,M1 , sts.. lat - 'nt.mes dependent. However, , hal tV machir ard i r", ri?" objection aU;ay-ll,r frashM pv.r the curb and r:; deanqumcy Is mention- knorkP(1 h!ni nCTllr a tree witn

Dr. C. S. Dosenbury, of the Board Hplth. cave a Rhort talk, fol

lowing Judge Miller. In which he

set forth the city a need of a detenlooi wi.-iie lor Winnen, l r. teis;er .-poke briefly on the subject and : Mi-s Helen Dernbach presented c, mi piled 'aus dealinc: with the nation. Mi-s n:ia Kieman. cha'-m.an ot -ii" committee on ja:l inv:vticatIon, p:c.d-! at the meeting. Young People's Department Holds Annual Entertainment The annual banquet for the Young People's derartm-rt of the First Methodist church was "held in he church parlors last night with more than 1 2 members attending. Dr. J. B. Kose-nur:y. pastor ot St. Paul's church, was the speaker of the evening. tr. Ros-murwy" delivered a tirrir.g talk on "The Keyword of uccerJP." A feature of the program was a y.or(, SJTtette of the SriKlaker corp. Thry reportdM to several , rror. y n Ktvpferer. superintendent ,f rhf Young Peop' dpanment. preMed at the dlnr.or which was held at :30 o'clock. M:unts and community slr.cimr wer featured f-'l'owirg the spen-hes. ht simplicity 1 th- deepest and pervers- craft, th i-dom. nert hallownefv

THIRD OF ROBBER GANG FACES LONG PRISON SENTENCE

Charles DeKan Found GlliltV 1 c - t ')" Superior Court Jury n SllOTt Time The third member of the youthful trio, implicated in the robbery of 20 houses in South Bend last ."immer, wan found ruilty last night in .Super.or court No. 2 of receiving stolen good. Charit DeKan. the! nrotner or Bella DeKan, was con vif-tw1 ri t tVio K i ft f V-i a (i.r-T I t v, ... ,i.ik..,i ä, , n ' . iin'i u' lint-irtiru in an r nur. ur I ... 1 1 V, . , i. , . t j 1 "in 1 ? nit? ;!-. .i r ri'iav rnnrninK iy Judpc Inn J. O.ire. The penally 1-rovidKx a prison sentence ot one to 1 4 years. Hella. DeKan and Caplmer Snllki. ; i both 17 years, tried and convicted of. rand larceny some time aKn. are now ervlni? indeterminate sentences j f one to 1 4 years at Jeffersonvilie. ; Spil-ki wnp a witness against Charles DeKan a)d it was largely on his' testimony, it wm believed, that De- ; Kan wa-s foun-l pruilty of belnc a' receiver of fitolen poods. ' The .pecirlc act complained of in , tlie affl davit the robbery of Miss Ina Van Aiken. 217 Iaport-' av from whom diamonds valued at $1."00 were ftolen. Hella DeKan .md Spllskl were found to be responMble for the robbery and Charle v;t." held as Atfy A. II. the fence. Ham.borsky had soucht J to krep Spilski from testifying on Va fronnrl j that Via -ts--kii ll rrTi."irt 1 himself of the burglary' charge standing apainst him. Hoping to expeuue inaner, uep. n us. uruisi Don.ihue dismissed the burplary in-1 dictment apalnst Spilskl. JYcc to Testify. Then, after a recess. Judfte Oare j ruled that regardless of whether or: I l l l Llli c n fuj jtiii liii fi4i ment apainst Spilski. he would not t incriminate himself on that charge! by any evidence he might offer at the Ie Kan trial. On the witness stand, Spilskl tolJ how Charles I)e Kan's younger brother. Bella, who is also in the Jeltrsonvil!e reformatory for theft, bad robbed the home of MisH Lena Van Aiken. 1'17 Importe av.. while he watched outside, and ilater turned over the three diamonds they recured to Charles De Kan. Attempts of Att'y Hamborsky to confuse Spilski -on cross examination led to heated words between the witness and attorney. "When asked how he knew Bella De Kan had entered the rear door of the Importe av. residence, if he watched In front of the house, Spilski wrinkled his forehead and loudly replied: "I s;ot eyes ain't I." After the robbery Spilski and the younger De Kan mt Charles De Kan at a dear store on Washington av. and tinned over to him the three diamonds which they had stolen, with the understanding that he was to sell the stones and Kive them half of the proceeds, the ' witness said. That Charles De Kan had told him to go ahead with the planned robberies and that he would noil thf ir spoils in order to protect Bella De Kan and himself, was the assertion of Fpllskl who added that Charles De Kan had said he would kill thorn" if they told on him. rr? t .11 ' nrcr irrCSlC(l JOF Violating Ordinances Three city ordinance violators were arrested by the local police yesterday afternoon. Max Grams. 7 4 Dunham st.. wasarrested by OfTlcer Otstot at River Bark charged with operating his machine without an identification card of ronstainer and Hc-nse. Arthur Hunt 21" K. Ohio st.. wa rl lr ,0 noar a fire plus in the 1 ' i ),,,,, v Miehizan st. He was ar- , com at Michigan st. and i I 1 ! I ll I I I I n I Ail CI, i i i-fca tliw ington av.. for operating a commerjciil vehicle without a mirror.

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in $20.000 Damazc Suit j v AI.esirg that .!nr inkier .''.-i ontrol of a motorccie he wis dr vling 50 miles an hour at the corner such forcet that se-vral bone) rrere broken and his body mnngled. D-rt Thompson filed' suit acV:nt him for $20.000 damages in Superior oitirt No. 2, Tuesday. Va a result of Wink'rr' allege 1 recklessness. Thompson .täte- tKat he lost hl.- eirnlniT capacity. pent $1.400 !n doctor and hcsp.til Mils, and '.f now required to hire an attendant fr himself. Local Shriners Going to Indianapolis Ceremonies The Selma Shrine club of South Bend Is to attend the temple ceremonial at Indianapolis Dec. 15. according to an announcement from the Shrine r at Murat Temple mailed i this week. A large rla.s of neophltis to cro-t the hot sir.ds on the pilsr: city r.icnge to Mecca from this i evpecte i to be present, and,1 the added fact that the class having the largest .number of candidates will be permitted to choo th ii air; V 4 A. (4-.4, i iiiuv il sought after Arabic honor. h. added interest to the initiation. Clarence S. n-"ke tbLs city will te Jn charge of the local Shrine delegation. The r'.iit "-rt of women grow more attractive every yerir they've been making pleasant thoughts (o much longer than the younger ones. An ovr-cautious wins & battl. general seldom

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I HERE and THERE Vestenlay ua.s one of the- quiet's.t Jays at the local police station in many weeks. Four arrests were made from early in the morning until late lan ni;ht and during that time the patrol was called out but once. The call wTva to take a single inebriate to the station. He was trie only drunk reported, while ordinarily there are five of six arrested daäly. The other three arrests were for city ordinance violations. The ambulance has not had a call since Sunday. The average number of ambulance call are about two. a day. The Women's (ijmnasluin clasx-s of the city will give a party in the high school gymnasium Thursday evening. About 100 wonjen from the Washington. Mue.stsel. Studcbaker and high schools are expected to attend. Irene Thompson is In charge of the program for the evening. Through an oversiight In tho review of the Helfe tz concert Monday night credit was not given Kzra Rhodes of the Blackstone theater who pecurM the booking of lleifetz. Ixna Dnrant, 22, Kalamazoo, Mich., charged In city court with "beating" a taxi bill, pleaded guilty before Special Judge Joseph Kovaes and was given a fine of $1 and costs. Members at the Iental association of St. Joseph county will rmet at the hotel this afternoon at 1:30 o'clock. Dinner will be served to them in the College Inn at 7 o'clock, j ! ropulur onu pan ont quickly beran people want a frei.h uir l'mploye tf the Western I'nion Telegraph Co. met at the Chamber of Commerce building last niht for a business meeting and dance.BF:DIT)RI Klmer rishrr. 1.". was fatally wounded Tuesday while hunting near here. , J.111' , ,,ArT,fl; ?.2:- Grand av., was injured when ! p j10 was squeezed hetween a mule and t r.. in tnf. rtrant coal mine near: ew c;nhen. Davis was taken to I j the tnion hospital. Idaho man mantu a dlrorre beraoe h wife would rook nothing bat fjtm. She' J u 4 1 rxtrd him on. i IjAPOUTn While drldns: down a country road. Samuel J. Yodar of IaGrange. Ind., saw an apple. He got out to get it. A piece of the fruit stuck In his throat and he choked to death. riurk and lurk look alike hwanf they gn around tnegther. MTW YOKK Olaf .Tannin, a new arrival, bought a street car from two well dressed mn for $2f,-0 Tanr.eon toT tha nrsl'cA Tr-Vin "h-'a mn,,.. t,r. it th t Women neter III wear troaeri bemuse they go thfough the pocket. Xi:WAItK Hugh Cm.g. w-ntenoe! m serve 13 years for burglary, wa - free In an hour by handcuffs. slipping his Cryinr yourself limp I neter a tilre a. k'.ln. . i L i ..4 mitr c;OSllIIr Samuel Monn, 70, ! pioneer resident of Goshen, was j struck and killed by a railroad j switch train as he was enroute to, hl5 hoine from a factory wa employed. where he Rid thine about utram heat I iitn't liitht your pipe at a rnliator. JOB ; Ii-M'OnTi: Bnviking of ground for LaPorte's new $400.000 High school was the first step In realization of the city's dream for a magnificent new building. Hore raring no? th iport of

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and EVERYWHERE kltiK. but In America queens at the track. there lire many MIXCIi: Cal Payne of Falrniount, who declared he had been made drunk by companions and then induced to drive them to a country tore near Muncie where the proprietor was held up and robbed, was found guilty by a Circuit jury and will be sentenced today. A tulemiIois clinic villi br held at the Lfcikeville school Thursday, Nov. 23. Although it is In the school, the clinic is for adults, as well as children. A free -xamlna-tion will be given by Dr. St. Clair Darden of Healthwin hospital, assisted by Miss .Merle Doty, tuberculosis nurfe, to anyon desiring it. Itotnn man a arretel for claln.lnn a razor beat four ace. Tlie Women's Gymnasium class of Kaley school will moet for organization Wednesday evening at 7 o'clock in the Fchool gymnasium. All young women between the ages of 1 and .2 living in tho Kaley district are elitrible for membership. The semi-monthly meeting of tlu Municipal Recreation committee will be held Wednesday evening at S o'clock in the school administration building. Plans for Christmas festivities will be made. MIDDUTTOWX, N. Y. When the whistle blew for lunch two workmen on a scaffold stopped and dropped ine t-oard tney were carrying. It! landed on the head of Pen Brown, j walking underneath. There will he few hot time in the old town until roal grt rhrtiprr. i:d.r U.XPIDS. la. Rob'-rt Poynton, 1.., fon -f a wealthy family here, hanged himself from the toot of his bed last night with a suitcase ft rap. His body was found by his mother. N'o reason for his action is known. Vt would liate to he the InniMttnlii man who won hy one ote. hlver.v up. i orter will claim he did it. Just Folks tiu: Ijost Ll-i";hti;i:. I had a chance to lauch to-lay But I went busy on my way; The jest was fair, but I pas-d by And killed the twinkle in my ee. And told myself, a.s on I wnt, "This is r.O'tlm for ntimnt. "I have a burden I must bear And have no minute I can spare To hones; mirth; some other day When fortune's mine, the. I will stay .; : To hear the clever Jest and quip hch is the coin of fellowship. Now he who told the tale Is fror.e, And I who colily hurried on Am sorry that I did n-"t stay. Iut lost the chance I had t :-dav ,jn huch with him. Th lin. art dumb From which the jess were wont to come. now ciien mus we iive to learn The laughter lcft cannot return, Who scorns the smile along his way May sigh for it at close of day. This precious moment, rich with cheer, Once lost may never more appeal (Copyright. 1 : 2 2 . As Ions: as a bachelor scoffs a marriage, there Is hope; Vut wh- r. he b-gins to sit in the gloaming an -1 talk wistfully of the joys of a sweet home life, you may know that he has reached that point where ht feel perfectly mire that no girl will ever lead him fnto It.

BELL TELEPHONE ASKS INCREASE IN RURAL RATES

Local CotnPany,s Petition for Boost May Be Heard Next Week. Rural telephone subscribers of th Indiania Bell Telephone company will have 25 certt per mile added .... to their monthly bill for each mile they are located from a main ex - cjiaugw ouis.ac- oi me two m.ie iim.i if the petition for a change in mtc. ' recently made by the telephone company is granted. The peftltion Is expected to come bofore the. Indiana Iublic Service j Commission at Indianapolis next . week. Subscribers who are. fortunate' enough to be two miles or a fraction thereof, from an exchange will pay their regular rate of $4.00 per month . for business and $2.50 per month j for residence phones. ' local telephone officials s:a.t that thi additional charge Is to cover the added expense of stringing wires, setting pole and main - 'i .'u -iuiiKii-iu 101 the additional distance. Under the present rate. rural subscribers who may be 1 4 miles out in the country; -ire charged th same rates as th'.se located only two miles r ut. Tb, rates on all other c la 55 of fl'-phone service both local and long distance will remain unchonrd the p -tit ion for Increases having h'fii '''n;"d tlie company by th' state f-'ome time, ago tfore Truth I'd like to think that I could think, j And by that operation j I'd shortly gain a massive brain. And rise to r.ofty station. I've tried my best to emulate The gifted Mr. Coue. But every day in every' way My plans have all gone flooey. I've often thought by taking thought To cure my stomach trouble. So that I might ea.t pie at rJght And not be bended double. By thinking r it hard I hoped To heal it ftbsolutely; But every day In every- way Jt pains me m re acutely. I held the hope that making hope Bright, radiant and sunny. That I would straight accumulate A vast supple of money. In Ir. Coue'fl slniple rule Implicitly I trotted. Yet every day in every- way I'm ge-tlrs still more busted. I daily wish that I couM wish Myself eor.t-nt and freedom. For in a life of work and strife I f. nd I sor ly need 'ern. I've gulped the mental medicine The good old Doc has brewed. m. But every day In every w-ay Th- doggened things -lud- rr.! MAKE IT MORE JsPECTFTC. Ror.ar Law says America four.d her soul in the wax. If be mear. I tho Revolutionary war. he's rieht.

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DIKE THE SPIDER. Why shoulc. Uncle Sam want to enter the L-au- of Nations by the back door, when th- members, every tlra- they see him. ask him If he will walk Into their parlor? (Copyrtt, im.)

Works Body Rules Against father Code Violations

Underground Oil Tanks M Im Within Property Lilies, is Order. : dilation o o:its:i of ; and k'.isTt liüec-, r ; ..; re a-Iv ; r - TO a . KS l.tti 1. rh s!C1 out wh i. 1 its an- r re u I p Li i ations as ni td- pom; liscu.-.-ion by th- :., rd oi pul. works i:t their rtil.ir Tu lay meeting. Ti;- outiuiiic ci tho ti.l USs.u.'i was a rcsoia:.!-:1. pa-.- J :y ', lh e Im.trd aj?airft siu h ue ot puli;c roiHTty. Appro c- Plat. A plat, comprising I" lot. eten.Iit: li-tween .Mi. hi.in and l-Vl-low :-t., a lid ltween Oakci'lt.' a. and the :irt all- v nortli of f V.-l-m-lT, I J. I . 4 I '4 tddit io:;. sr.. known a u- :ir-Lior ; was niven tiii.il aproval. It had previously been approved by th- c;:y i planning commission. meeting last evenini:. A petition was rereived ar.d reso itition ordereil for trrade, i arb and ' walk on Turnock st., from Soatii Iend av. to Corby The board's action aairol tho i of cround between property l;n. - land curb was in conformance with the law upon the ui'jct. it was'

pointed out. At no time had suh ; l'i o;'. 'i a permission been iriven. as far asija;:; ;h

Known, ana, it so, sucn uas contrary to statute. Such a practice, it was stated, had Ken done only at the risk of thoe making such u-e of parkinsrs, and the street commiFioner could, upon his demand discontinuance own Ord r, in all c..mplained -of instances. The attention of the public works body had been called to the building! of two gas-tilling station.-, on Lin-: coin way W. and Olive st.. where,! it was siid, both contemplated the ' use of the parkins fur installation of tanks. Neighbors made rnni-; i plaint to the hoard that thr- stations in question would damage the appearance of the parkings to the expense of adjoining property. Refuse Permit. In addition to this firifvanc, a W. Colfax property holder, wishing to install an oil tank for the use of an

oil-burning furnace, first camo toi court d the hoard to seek permission forlir.acy r

the placing of the tank between the street and the sidewalk. By Tues day's action, permission for the ln- ' stallatlon of the oil tank, was re fused. J Ralph Sollitt. contractor, appearUd in company with other Interested j Parties to explain the manner ot j construction of the over-head passapoway hetween the Oliver hotel and j the Viver annex, now under conunnm. 4 noii.i 'nm itaken to make the construction "slow-burning." but it was not in j line of the contract to make it "fire proof." Fire-proof doom on both ends of the passageway were provided for, it was said, and every precaution would be taken to make It Incombustible, ar.d in conformance to building code requirement". FIND NO TRACE OF DEATH CAR DRIYER . 'Driver of Car Responsible for lire I lvonrrnnr s en 1 ! Is Unknown. I-'tTorts of the loral police to apt prehend the Fcrd driver responsible 'for the death of Mrs. Clara Ijiveni?nod, in years old,' who wa-. instantly killed Sir-day nicht at C-iro-lin st.. and Lir.crdnway II. have iieen unavailable. The nature of the accident xea..such that the police have only minI fir nhif- tn unrlf on 1 .-4."-.- ..v.... Mrs. Iriven good was killed. aerording to availoble information, as a result of being knocked upon the street car tracks bv a Ford car ar-d 414-14 I'-vlllij I Uli 1 ' L y .-oi;th street car No. 2"' 5. The motorman. Ora i: Staff.rd.; Liver.irod. ' ! to - thei ! 5-aw the Ford strike Mr.He was unabl however. licenfe number of the Ford, owin , to the fact that it had no tail ii'h and was going at a fa, rate of speed. Mardelle r.o'ling'r. 'iirht-year-old granddaughter of Mrs. Livengood who was with her grandmother at the time of the accident, but escaped serious injury, only r--members that the oar was a Ford dizzv and was speed . being driven at Police Fail to Locate Suicide Victim's Brother Iy'eal police from Chi'-aco r i v-d a d i-pat --h la te i- r.i-ht v-qu-sf.r.g that Peter Nee.y, 112 v.. Division st.. be notine i that his brother, Charles .Veejy committei suicide yesterday afternoon in Chl-cag-o. An Investigation reeai that there Is no such a-iare.ts at II 2 S W. Division st. N'e-ly is not listed Jin the city directory nr flephon - ! book. j He iq wanted to be pr-er.? at thin quest which will be held at "V,. ratio this morr.lnjr at 10 o'clock. ALL. TN THE CABINET. The Dukes and Earls cf Merry England are holding their 0id homj week in Downing- Street thi y?ar. It Is hard to say whicb is more flustering to a ni4.n: his first tete-a. tete with a glnl h. ;s ju.-t bei-nira: to love, or hin bst tete-a-t-o v.itione he has j -.:. gotten ov r I'A-.r.g Mot men go through tbeir youth playir.g with l-n-e a.i though it were a tinse; ball, and tsudd". niy discover, that they have. b-en Juggling with llfe'a T. N. T.

RIDICULES 'FLAW' POSSIBILITIES IN mTT,

llrtiiMWAN DIVORCE

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natur baby.

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